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Masked Men Storm, Seize Two Ukraine Cruisers In Sevastopol

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Earlier today, heavily-armed masked men in military attire, stormed two Ukraine corvettes, Lutsk and Khmelnitsky, in what is now Russian territory at the port of Sevastopol.

This is what AFP reported:

Pro-Russian crowds seized two Ukrainian warships Thursday and Ukraine said its troops were being threatened in Crimea as the European Union considered new sanctions against Russia for its annexation of the Black Sea peninsula. Tensions in the region remained high despite the release of a Ukrainian naval commander held by pro-Russian forces.

 

Shots were fired but there were no casualties as the Ukrainian corvette Khmelnitsky was seized in Sevastopol, according to an AP photographer at the scene. Another ship, the Lutsk, was also surrounded by pro-Russian forces. The Defense Ministry had no immediate information on the incidents.

Perhaps considering Ukraine said it had pulled its troops from Crimea, they should also have pulled their ships, although it is unclear just where they would pull them to. Regardless, this is what the actual storming of the ships looked like.

h/t Drugoi

 

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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:07 | 4574780 cossack55
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Who paid for them?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:10 | 4574788 spdrdr
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Bitcoin?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:36 | 4574887 SAT 800
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It's the Bitcoin virtual Navy ! Our worst fears realized.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:52 | 4574943 smlbizman
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 does the russian word "ukraine" when translated to english mean "french"?...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:36 | 4575080 W74
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No, it literally means "by (the) edge". 

Of course there is no article "the" in any Slavic language.

Y (pronounced: oo)= By; 

Krai = Edge

Though when applied to an area or terrain the word Krai has come to mean Frontier, but this is somewhat modern.

So less literally-translated U-krai-ne simply means "frontier"  Of course this has an additional connotation which in English translates to "March" (as in the Danish March) in the sense of being a buffer region.

Taken from the perspective of a person in Moscow, far away Ukraine could be (and is) seen as "Out there, By Edge".  Because, well, that's what the very name of the country kind of implies.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:20 | 4575235 Rubbish
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Storms are good, storming is even better.

 

Did you buy the Gold dip Bitchez?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 03:47 | 4575937 MeMadMax
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Why bother taking any of these.... tugboats...

 

Barely a threat, and not even worth scrap value, unless you include the lead in the paint.... 

 

^.^

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 04:37 | 4576000 gold-is-not-dead
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those men in the picture are classical dogs of war gay people... pussies behind weapons...

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 08:58 | 4576418 PT
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Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't the head of the Ukraine navy defect to Russian the other day?  Maybe he just popped back to pick up some of his "belongings".

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 02:46 | 4575887 Volkodav
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borderlands

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:22 | 4575239 scrappy
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Fonestar went Merc.

Gotta pay the bills.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:17 | 4574791 knukles
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The same guys paid for the Malay 777, silly.

 

PS By the looks of it, this is a John Kerry operation with their very own personal up front and close photographer.

Got slivers?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:21 | 4574832 DaddyO
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I call BS on the personal photog!

Theater, pure Theater!

Look at the masked face of the guy holding the two prone prisoners, he's looking right at the camera as if to say got it?

I've done a fair amount of training and the pics of the guys going up the monkey ladders aren't tactical at all.

Look at where they are looking and do you see anyone covering the climber?

Again, pure theater...

DaddyO

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:34 | 4574885 NOTaREALmerican
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You've been watching to many Merican movies.   In reality, nobody shoots except drug dealers. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:42 | 4574909 Missiondweller
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Just Russians "defending" those poor abused ethnic Russian Ukranians right?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:18 | 4575036 Johnny Cocknballs
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theater?

they grabbed 2 boats that couldn't leave port anyway. Pretty sure they called ahead. They werent geared for a fight, not expecting one.

2 deaths in all this so far?

 

we kill ten times that per week just civilians, and we dont call ahead to say we'll be droning your wedding or boarding your tanker...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:40 | 4575278 Kirk2NCC1701
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Why don't they shoot at the Invaders/Liberators, they way they shoot at US troops, to show their hatred of Russia and its Freedoms?

You know, the way they hate our Liberators/Invaders for our Freedoms.

Don't the Ukrainian know an Invader when they see one?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:53 | 4575308 Lore
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Surprised anybody raised a gun: it's probably mainly for the camera. Some of these guys are probably related.  Nobody there wants to hurt anyone, unlike the pro-Nazi snipers at the Maidan protests back in February.  By the way, have those guys been apprehended and brought to trial?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 22:05 | 4575354 Buck Johnson
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This is local ex military or individuals that either under the orders of Russia or Russia turned a blind eye decided to take the vessels.  That's why it doesn't look real tactical (which I think it's tactical enough for a bunch of militia).  They took that and the reason why the Ukranians sailors didn't shoot back is because they knew that it would give the militia carte blanch to use heavier weapons on the ship until they surrender and then take out the few that still are on board.  They where outnumbered in a place that was hostile to them.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 23:25 | 4575592 Unknown User
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All bases, and equipment in Crimea were annexed by Crimea and were ordered to be turnedover today. The servicemen were given a choice to join Crimea or be deported to Ukraine.

19:28 GMT: Seventy-two military units and institutions of the Armed Forces of Ukraine, which have been deployed to Crimea, have raised the Russian flag over their bases there.

“Commanders and officials of 72 military units and institutions and ships of the Ukrainian Defense Ministry have decided to voluntarily join the armed forces of Russia for further military service,” officials in Crimea said, as quoted by Itar-Tass news agency.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 03:07 | 4575902 ebear
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"All bases, and equipment in Crimea were annexed by Crimea and were ordered to be turnedover today."

in short....

All your base are belong to us!

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 09:02 | 4576430 PT
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'cos everyone knows that you can't commandeer a vessel without a good photo shoot.  

"Okay Special Forces, in this drill we practice assuming control of a vessel while looking good for the cameras." 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:22 | 4574839 DIgnified
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EU.  The check had "phony justification" written in the memo section. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:34 | 4574884 SAT 800
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---"They should also have pulled their ships; although it's unclear just where they could pull them to". LOL. classic. It would have been funny if they had tried to donate them to Belgium as a gesture of solidarity. LOL.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:10 | 4575006 Pseudonymous
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Or to Afghanistan or Kosovo or to some other landlocked country.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 00:14 | 4575702 HardlyZero
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Who knows if they had any fuel remaining ?   Gotta run the motors sometimes to keep electric running...so maybe they could only drift away ?

and who knows which side the 'captives' are on...its all show ?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:09 | 4574785 Randy Goodnight
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Looks like the production set for some cheap made for TV movie.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:16 | 4574814 ZerOhead
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Let's face it. The boats are pretty much scrap anyway.

It'll save the Ukrainians the cost of dipsposal and the ridicule they would experience if they brought them home with them...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:54 | 4574948 ParkAveFlasher
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Looks like Yuri and Stasz got drunk, called some friendz, and decided to knock over a battle cruiser.  They even called Viktor, that guy showed up jeans and a Aeropostale jacket, man doesn't even care!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:15 | 4575019 DoneThis2Long
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Professional looking bunch(es) ugh?! Damn effective and low cost strategy, though.

 

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 01:06 | 4575792 HardlyZero
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Strategy.  They are probably locals who were previously Ukrainian.

That way there are no legal issues with them taking their own vessels their taxes paid for ?

 

Its the same reason why few shots being fired...and very few deaths.   Avoiding all sorts of issues...by just strongarm tactics.

It isn't as messy.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 09:04 | 4576439 PT
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Are we really sure its not just the regular crew with masks on?  Didn't their boss defect the other day? ...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:10 | 4574787 jonjon831983
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Anybody gonna call the bluff?  Anybody?... 

Ok, figured.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:10 | 4574792 nmewn
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With pistols...lol.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:13 | 4574802 knukles
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Oy!  Yo! (that's for you dyslexic folk)
We be takin' yo boat, mothafuckah.
Gimme dem keys ow I caps yo ass.
(black face language to go with blackface masks to confuse the UN inspectors)
Heh he he he
We be goin' sailin', yo!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:39 | 4574894 Looney
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...Oy! Yo! (that's for you dyslexic folk
Htank you Nkukles fro thinking 'bout us, the dyxlesic flok!  ;-)

Loyneo

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:13 | 4574804 Wolferl
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Yep, now i know what "heavily armed" really means.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:18 | 4574818 nmewn
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lol...and the one of the ones not wearing a mask is the only one with a rifle that I see (and conspicuously photographed from behind)...and a twenty round mag by the looks of it.

Sooo...about those snipers ;-)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:28 | 4574864 BlackChicken
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Hey Nmewn. Serious comment /question..

In the real world, a bunch of masked men 'heavily armed' with pistols and a rifle board a military vessel w/o an invitation. Even lame pirates would have been shot on sight before the men allowed their military ship to be captured.

Is the Ukraine military that weak (might as well disband them and save the money) or is this entire 'event' just staged? Did the attackers arrive in cars with Russisn licence plates? Any cameras/footage of their arrival?

This whole incident just reeks of fabricated bullshit.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:32 | 4574878 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  This whole incident just reeks of fabricated bullshit.

It was Prince Spaghetti day,  everybody had the day off.   Why do you think Putin led the troops in at that time?   Guy's brillient.   

(Guess who's doing the World's Most Interesting Man commercials next?)

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:47 | 4574926 Ness.
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Correction.  Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti day.

 

I don't have a dog in this fight but WTF Ukraine?  Letting a bunch of guys take your cruiser with fucking pistolas?  Come on.

 Maybe Cosmo Kramer was right when he said, "The Ukraine? You know what the Ukraine is, it's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.."

 


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:03 | 4574978 Karl von Bahnhof
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This is bulllsheeeeet!

UK navy handed themselves yesterday already!

Another poor staged photoop.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:37 | 4574891 nmewn
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The Ukrainian navy isn't much, looks like the ships docked to me and I'm not seeing any sailors, just a skeleton crew. More than likely they saw it "abondoned" and just boarded it, these look to be militia types (or dressed as militia).

There is no heavy firepower, so obviously they knew they weren't going to be in a fight.

Hell, Obama could have taken this ship with a little help from Biden ;-)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:48 | 4574920 BlackChicken
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I know what you're trying to say, but this still reeks like bullshit.

I agree with DaddyO above: "Theater, pure Theater!
Look at the masked face of the guy holding the two prone prisoners, he's looking right at the camera as if to say got it?
I've done a fair amount of training and the pics of the guys going up the monkey ladders aren't tactical at all.
Look at where they are looking and do you see anyone covering the climber?"

Even if there was only one crew member, this is an act of war and would have seen at least some level of defending the vessel.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:51 | 4574936 nmewn
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Humbly I say again, the act of war happened when Russian troops entered the Crimea...under the guise of protecting Russian speaking citizens, who were not under attack from anyone.

Afterall, they are the majority, as witnessed by the vote count ;-)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:26 | 4575052 Johnny Cocknballs
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not clear to me russian fed troops were anywhere but on base, as allowed, prior to the secession vote.  Regardless, after a NATO backed coup in Kiev, it seems pretty disingenuous to whine that what Russia did, in an area that is overwhelmingly pro-Russian, and indeed historically part of Russia, is an "act of war."

What's the deal, Israelis can act unilaterally anywhere in the world to protect Jewish lives, and the US can bomb and invade anywhere in the world that has oil or pipelines, and that's all fine, but a Russian response to yet further NATO expansionism, which the Crimeans clearly wanted no part of, is an "act of war"?

 

Huh??

http://www.globalresearch.ca/us-eu-escalate-war-threats-against-russia-o...

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:39 | 4575110 nmewn
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By "historically part of Russia"...do you mean the biggest dicks in the area or Tatars, Ottomans or Cossacks with pistols and sniper rifles? ;-)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:58 | 4575172 Johnny Cocknballs
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No, I meant exactly what I wrote.

What claim, precisely, does the US have on Crimea?  Or did it have on Kosovo?

Take your time, nmewn.  I know you like to be "cute" if not necessarily accurate.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:54 | 4575212 nmewn
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I don't know WTF you wrote, you were all over the map.

Apparently I struck a nerve.

The US doesn't give a flying fuck about Crimea. I certainly don't see a jooo interest either, unless you're saying Putin is a jooo and likes his profits. The only people who really CARE are the same ones who've been dickin around the area for ages...Slavs, Turks and Cossacks.

"Give me 20 thousand Cossacks and I will conquer the whole of Europe and even the whole world." - Napolean 

"Send us 20,000 French women, and in 20 years you will get 20,000 Cossacks. But they will serve Russia nonetheless." - Ataman Don, Matvei Platov.

But I would advise against Putin turning his back on them, they have their own agenda...lol...he'll dance with the bitch he brought too, for now.

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You didn't notice the ribbon? Bad show ole bean ;-)

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For you Johnny Cossack...pay close attention to Article One and "public service" and what it means and DOES NOT mean...

http://cis-legislation.com/document.fwx?rgn=12293

Now, about those snipers ;-)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:34 | 4574873 DaddyO
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nmewn, I would guess that the long gun is a Vepr 12 or Saiga Shotgun, judging from the barrel.

DaddyO

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:39 | 4574901 nmewn
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Hey, good catch, I'm not familiar with that one...hard to see the width of the mag from the angle.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:39 | 4575111 DoneThis2Long
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Yep ... I was gonna suggest the 12. IMO

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:18 | 4575229 nmewn
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You keep this up I'm going to call you Johnny Cossack.

Get it? ;-)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:35 | 4575269 scrappy
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The first time I heard of Cossacks I was a very small boy.

I snuck downstairs after bed time and hid behind a chair as my father watched "Taras Bulba"

Cossacks on the move clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8G6S6fQQ4I

Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foapI_Wqe40

Full Movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSQ30Iji_XQ

I also liked "Sparticus" made the same year.

Same MO, but my father caught me and let me sit on the couch and watch that one. I believe I cried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCfWXNmFFbM

 

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 22:02 | 4575343 nmewn
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Its not that I don't understand them or dislike them (Cossacks) its just that we now have proof of UN-UNIFORMED men running around from Kiev to >>>Russian controlled<<< Crimea...with (gasp) guns.

Why, its almost like some sorta Military Order or sumpin ;-)

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 02:15 | 4575862 Debugas
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parlament deputy caught with a sniper rifle in the boot of his car ?

And let to go free ?

That is funny indeed

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:14 | 4574807 SWCroaker
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"... heavily armed men ... "       Musta been talkin bout their biceps I guess.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:20 | 4574826 cro_maat
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Now the CIA / Mossad / ALCIADuh / etc. sends AP photographers for better propaganda dissemination? Very amateurish.

The CIA has plenty of assets in Hollywood. Are they all doing charity work in Somalia?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:27 | 4574854 Wage Slave
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And a Saiga shotgun. In case a pigeon shows up.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:17 | 4575032 DoneThis2Long
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I was gazing at the same thing. Props?! LOL ...

WTF: even the pirates in the South Seas used AKs.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 22:39 | 4575448 TheReplacement
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Pistols and semiauto shotguns (shoulda had a shorter barrel).  Rifles suck for that kind of a fight.  They took the right kinds of guns IMO.  Surely they had intel on the ships and crew dispositions and knew there was very little chance of live fire.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:13 | 4574801 disabledvet
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now hoist that Jolly Roger and lets do some sailin'!

I would stay clear of of the USA however..."we got dames."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJS670okmZc
they like attention and find men with masks weird.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:15 | 4574808 knukles
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"You can keep the ladies, but how much for the boy?"
     -John Beluchi

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:13 | 4574803 IridiumRebel
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Ukraine is solved. Pay no attention to the Black Ops.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:18 | 4574817 ronron
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close to solved. putin still has to arrest the nazis in keiv. saturday night live.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:15 | 4574809 docmac324
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Siaga 12 baby.  Serious thrasher.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:52 | 4574942 Volkodav
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Saiga.... would be local defense force cos has long barrel for waterfoul...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 22:40 | 4575452 TheReplacement
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Good observation.  It would still clear the deck and any passages, just don't go around corners.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:15 | 4574812 Wolferl
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Btw, @ Tylers, there´s a difference between a cruiser and a corvette. Google it.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:16 | 4574815 sixsigma cygnus...
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Anyone seen Boris lately?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:29 | 4574868 NOTaREALmerican
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3rd picture.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:19 | 4574819 Aussie V
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Who is the guy who is always behind the camera in these attacks??

 

Like, I can see the Admiral who ordered this "Swat Team" to take over these 2 ships say,

"Right, do we have Sergei, the Sharpshooter?

Check!

"Do we have Vlad the Terrible?"

Check!

"Oh, I almost forgot, we can't forget to employ Lame arse the Cameraman he took such great photo's of my wife last year. He made her look only about 50!"

Chech!

"No, He's a Russian!"

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:19 | 4574822 nasa
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Looks like they caught a couple copper thieves in the middle of the act. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:20 | 4574827 Goldenballz
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Heavily Armed men with 9mm and 12 G Shotgun

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:15 | 4575025 The Shootist
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9mms are good for bear. FTMFW!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:33 | 4574835 Normalcy Bias
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Lurch is gonna be pissed...

Those Russkies had better prepare themselves for strongly worded empty threats!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:25 | 4574837 Smegley Wanxalot
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Putin is such a fuckin bad ass. What's not to love?

Fuck the EU and FUCK OBAMA too!  GO PUTIN!

No doubt Oblowhard will retaliate by not granting Igor Nonameski a travel visa.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:31 | 4574875 nmewn
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Looks pretty easy when everyone is just pissing their pants at the sight of the bear huh?

Course, what warrior wants to fight for an Obama or Rompuy? ;-)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:26 | 4575065 DoneThis2Long
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No doubt Oblowhard will retaliate by not granting Igor Nonameski a travel visa

Obamas will not spend any of tens millions in Vacation $$$ in Russia. Not a penny!!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:23 | 4574842 krispkritter
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I've seen 7-Eleven robberies in Miami with more firepower.  The Ukes could care less, I bet they rejoin the Russian military with better pay and a better chance of having a useful pension than staying with the Ukes and getting their asses shot off for an illegitimate government full of Western-owned lackies.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:31 | 4574874 SAT 800
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Of course. Nobody but the Washington Post wants to stick with the EU when they can sell their wheat and buy oil on very favorable terms from their natural trading partner. If the Russians invade Texas I promise to volunteer for the Infantry; but in the meantine, let's just wind-down all this media circus about a predictable and natural event.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:25 | 4574845 Hindenburg...Oh Man
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Bullish: I am going to sell gold, as well as mining stocks, in order to load up on Tesla, Apple, and well…screw it, just some S/P and NASDAQ index funds.

More evidence that this issue is resolved and the world is ready for s/p 2000. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:26 | 4574850 RafterManFMJ
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Don't capture me and keep my pension from falling and making my gas increase by 40 percent and enslave to the bankers of the IMF!

Oh noes! You've overwhelmed our incandescent indifference and captured us!

Here, let us drink!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:27 | 4574852 Smegley Wanxalot
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Ukrainian Govt announces that they are going to seize most bank accounts on behalf of the IMF, and then they expect their soldiers to fight on their behalf and not defect to Russia with their money intact.

Good fuckin' luck with that strategy, Kiev.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:28 | 4574862 NOTaREALmerican
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PUTIN,  5th picture lookin right at the camera.

And Steven Segal, and Chuck Norris!  

Man,   did Tom Clancy die too soon, or what?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:30 | 4574869 NoDecaf
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Was that their Pearl Harbor or what? They have one sub, one frigate, and five corvettes...Those are the only ships worth mentioning. The rest are all a hodge podge collection.

 

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:56 | 4574888 eXMachina
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LOL could those pics be any more staged?!

 

I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:37 | 4574893 A Lunatic
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I've see Black Friday Wall Mart crowds that looked more dangerous........

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:31 | 4575079 DoneThis2Long
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..... and that was in a good hood!!!! LMAO

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:53 | 4574921 tony wilson
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these are not russian special forces.

this is either fake or local crimean types.

these folks are not spetsnaz way to sluggish.

russian commandos would not allow themselves to be photographed using such poor gun handling skills.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:47 | 4574922 ZeroPoint
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Can we PLEASE stop calling them unidentified masked men? They are SPETSNAZ.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:57 | 4574949 1stepcloser
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Ultimate warrior series showed SEALS are way better than the Soupnazi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS20ti6ZaDo

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:21 | 4575226 tony wilson
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cia are way better than seals a fact.

they killed 2 last week on a ship.

and wiped out the bin ladin fake kill unit team 6.

and not a squeak out of them ra ra seal mercenerie bitches.

usa usa meat fodder that is all.

main skills killin  brown woman and children and old men.

other area of expertise getting wiped out by the mossad and cia.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:07 | 4574993 Volkodav
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Nyet

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:52 | 4574934 1stepcloser
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I should of listened to my financial advisor when he said, "you want to be long ski masks".  My dumbass promptly fired him!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:23 | 4575051 W74
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Should of?

Or should have?

(though should've works just fine)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:39 | 4575105 1stepcloser
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Should of kicked you in the balls, if you had any. I'll stick with of tonight. Though u do make a good point

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:53 | 4574944 ebworthen
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Notice the high quality side arms and their index fingers away from the trigger; these guys are professionals.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:14 | 4574969 Volkodav
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Da? ...does it look that to you?   compared to what? amerikan gang bangers?

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:08 | 4574997 nmewn
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Noticed that myself, of course they weren't under any duress either...that finger gets a little closer in different circumstances, its human nature ;-)

They're trained but there was no danger of anyone shooting at them by all appearances.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:56 | 4574954 economists_do_i...
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Masks = covert operation.

Camera man = publicly document the event.

lol

Seriously???

Someone can't make up their mind.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 03:29 | 4575922 ebear
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"Masks = covert operation."

Not always.  It can also mean fear of reprisals, especially with everyone on Facebook these days.  Don't forget, you have some seriously warped individuals in this particular mix.  Not something I'd want my family exposed to, that's for damn sure.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 09:49 | 4576614 PT
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Yeah, FB is a real problem for covert operations that have camera men on their team ...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:04 | 4574981 q99x2
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Where be the Gold?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:05 | 4574983 Pseudonymous
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I wouldn't be surprised if the reason the ships stayed there was because they didn't have fuel or because they weren't seaworthy or because they didn't have enough money to even decommission them, let alone operate them.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:11 | 4575005 1stepcloser
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This will be Norfolk in a few years or ash.. you pick

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:08 | 4574995 Karl von Bahnhof
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Stop! Please! Stop!

I can't take it anymore...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:10 | 4575004 Seize Mars
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Staged.

The cameraman! He's everywhere!

Besides those guys hold handguns like faggots. (Apologies to homos.)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:21 | 4575047 W74
Fri, 03/21/2014 - 09:51 | 4576622 PT
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What's wrong with that?

Now I want to see the vid of him dual re-loading. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:06 | 4575194 Angus McHugepenis
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Mars: yep, the camerman has a great vantage point. How the fuck did he do that? Oh yeah, they brought him along.

Agree... the idiots with handguns seem to be retarded or faggots (no apologies, live with it you retards and homos).

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:17 | 4575030 GooseShtepping Moron
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Wow. Life imitates art...

This whole incident looks exactly like the "Tanker" episode from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, right down to the balaclava-clad Russian troops.

And may I just say in passing, that MGS2 was one of the best video games of all time? Playing thoughtfully through that game would be better preparation for understanding events in Ukraine today than majoring in PoliSci at an Ivy League university. NGOs and heavily-armed private militias with unknown motives fighting each other for supremacy with the latest technology and the most abstract of means, yet some of them struggling to protect what's worth preserving in a post-polar world. It was a game emblematic of our age. Worth looking into if you haven't.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:22 | 4575045 ThroxxOfVron
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I have a few questions and observations/realizations to discuss openly with my fellow ZH associates...

I hear a great deal of talk from the Citizens of the Untied States. -Do the Citizens of the United States believe in 'democracy'?

 

What IF the people of Crimea did in fact legitimately vote to:

1. secede from Ukraine

 2. request to join the Russian Federation

Should those people have the right to determine their own territorial association, choice of currency, under which leaders and by which existing set of laws and customs under which they are to be governed?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:33 | 4575089 Johnny Cocknballs
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all is hypocrisy, lies, and Bernaysian efforts to convince you that what is condemned when done by 'them' is the apex of justice and progressive humanism when done by us.

 

IDF Drills Invasion of Syria Israel Budgets Billions for Plan to Attack Iran Crimea Referendum: the Hidden Truth Behind the U.S.-Russia Rivalry

 

http://rt.com/usa/neocons-stage-attack-alternative-media-965/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IFehAziqno

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:39 | 4575108 Seize Mars
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Throxx

Should those people have the right to determine their own territorial association, choice of currency, under which leaders and by which existing set of laws and customs under which they are to be governed?

Yes.

Is that a trick question or something?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:50 | 4575148 22winmag
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I still firmly believe these masked bitchez wouldn't last two minutes on American soil in a SHTF-type scenario.

 

Hell, there are enough pissed off patriotic rifle owners in my neighborhood alone to take out a whole battalion of them.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:53 | 4575157 Johnny Cocknballs
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The recent on-air resignation by former RT news anchor Liz Wahl was just the latest stunt orchestrated by a neo-conservative think tank, according to a new investigative report shedding light on the group’s role in an ongoing Cold War revival campaign...

Is Liz Wahl Jewish, by chance, or is her devotion to right wing Likudnik neocons out of a sense of moral principle?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IFehAziqno

http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/how_cold_war-hungry_neocons_stage_ma...

 

neocons only want a cold war if they think it can help Israel.

That's why the neocons were and are overwhelmingly Jewish.  Period. And no, most Js arent Ns but most Ns are Js - because Israel. These are the facts, whether or not you like them being uttered.

 

So, is Liz Wahl Jewish, and is that why there was a well-coordinated media blitz after her PR stunt? A PR stunt she appears to have arranged with some of the most odious Zionist warmongers, and scumbag "journalists" who are breathlessly offended by Russia's anti-gay laws, but could give a fuck about American and Israeli murders of civlians week after week?

Just askin' - sure seems like it.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:12 | 4575216 PHantomofthemarkets
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Who cares???

At least that bimbo isn't bothering them anymore.

Other and better!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:16 | 4575223 The_Prisoner
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Nah, she's a shabbos goy.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:56 | 4575171 rsnoble
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It was North Korea.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:09 | 4575208 Joeman34
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How could a reporter get that close to a military operation to take those pics?  Seems unusual to me...

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 03:35 | 4575928 ebear
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Embedded.  (See Iraq)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:17 | 4575224 hangemhigh77
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Was a "red line" crossed?  I'm sure Biden will say some stupid shit about it tommorrow.  Maybe his wife can fire a shotgun out the window.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:25 | 4575246 Perimetr
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Good idea to take over the ships, they could do a hell of a lot of damage to the neighborhood in a very short period of time.  

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:36 | 4575272 windcatcher
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As agreed upon, the take- over went off without a hitch.

No resistance and no one shot accidentally. Better the Corvettes are in safe hands than in the hands of the Nazis.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:43 | 4575286 ConManipulation
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Does this remind anyone else of horribly produced 80's movies?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 23:08 | 4575533 quasimodo
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I was reminded more of the local museum display with a bunch of fucks that don't dare show a mugshot.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:57 | 4575330 mrmister
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Black ops guys that take selfies?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 00:34 | 4575738 mt paul
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black self oppies....

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 03:31 | 4575924 Incubus
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lol@ the one dude wearing a bane jacket

 

 

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 07:24 | 4576141 RogerMud
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Academi wants to start a navy?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 07:25 | 4576142 RogerMud
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(double post)

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