Ordinary Russians Also "Retaliate" To Obama's Sanctions

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As is widely known by now, Barack Obama, in an executive order, earlier this week as well as moments ago in a very dramatic follow up performance, decided to sanction a handful of Russian military leaders and Kremlinites close to Putin. He didn't touch Putin of course, that could be seen as too strong a signal one which may cut off German gas supplies for a day or two. Remember: there are "costs" and stuff. So while Russian official debate just how to retaliate best to US and European sanctions, as they said they would, ordinary Russians are taking matters into their own hands. And on twitter. Here are some examples in which the "Russian on the street" has some fun with Obama's sanctions, and prohibits the US president and people close to him to approach, enter and/or use the facilities.

A zoom up:

The poster prhibits from entering the abovementioned individuals, among which:

  • Barack Obama
  • John Kerry
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Bill Clinon
  • Samantha Power
  • Pussy Riot
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Benito Mussollini

and others.

It continues:

Here the offended Russian says the following:

  • Barack Obama is prohibited from entering the toilet in our office
  • Members of the US Congress are prohibited from using our cafeteria and toilet

and finally:

  • Barack Obama is forbidden from eating the bananas in our fridge.

Needless to say, Russians are hardly taking the US "escalation" very seriously.

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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:34 | 4572499 Gavrikon
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God I am LOVIN' this!

And I am REALLY loving the Russians!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:36 | 4572514 Indian_Goldsmith
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Obama is dissapointing the free world 

/sarc. ;)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:38 | 4572535 Sudden Debt
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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:39 | 4572564 Toolshed
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You mean you don't?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:45 | 4572622 Jack's Digestib...
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I speak question mark fluently, if that's what you mean.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:48 | 4572647 camaro68ss
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No banana for monkey

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:55 | 4572718 strannick
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Russian rebels against the Globalist New World Order. We are all Russians now....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:00 | 4572770 doomandbloom
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???/ ????? ???...?????????????????????...hahah!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:09 | 4572834 BLOTTO
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Send Bill and Hillary to Serbia...we will take proper care of them, no worries.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:14 | 4572865 NotApplicable
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Anybody seen my Captain Crunch decoder ring?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:25 | 4572935 pods
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Okay, she's cute.  Some girls can rock that "faux tramp" look.  If she isn't faking, well, all the better.

Mrs. pods always shakes her head when we pass a tramp and for some reason the saying "tramps rule" comes out of my piehole.

Oh well.


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:30 | 4572960 Soul Glow
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Obama has shot himself in the foot and looks to keep shooting.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:55 | 4573104 Manthong
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the first boxing poster was WAY too kind to the muslim.

"my muslim religion"  BO

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:09 | 4573170 knukles
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Who, I ask, who keeps their bananas in the fridge?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:24 | 4573237 toady
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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:41 | 4573325 Soul Glow
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  • Barack Obama
  • John Kerry
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Bill Clinon
  • Samantha Power
  • Pussy Riot
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Benito Mussollin
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:42 | 4573330 Soul Glow
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  • Barack Obama
  • John Kerry
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Bill Clinon
  • Samantha Power
  • Pussy Riot
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Benito Mussollin
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:50 | 4573396 kashey
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Translation is not correct, it says "from upon the fridge" and not "from the fridge".
"s" in this case - from surface and not from inside.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:06 | 4573496 fosse
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warmest place in a Siberian house

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:21 | 4573563 DontGive
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Back in the day - it was the cellar. Bananas not easy to come by back then.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:12 | 4573180 Soul Glow
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Bomb Yo Mama Barack Obama.  


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:59 | 4573119 Joe Davola
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It's time for Sheriff Andy to take away Barney's one bullet before he hurts himself.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:06 | 4573148 Anusocracy
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You mean Deputy Obarney Fife?

It is perfectly acceptable for him to hurt himself, especially fatally.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:36 | 4573293 Jack Burton
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I've been a life long sucker for the Faux Tramp look. Drives me wild, and nobody does it like Moscow girls!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:22 | 4573558 Antifaschistische
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What all of American guys should appreciate about Eastern European and Soviet ladies....is that, they've been taught that it's important to look good.   This is counter-culture to America's 'I should feel beautiful even if I need to loose 74 pounds - heck why don't I just become a lesbian" mentality.

Which is exactly why China sells every retailer in the US Victorica Secret (like) night garmets big enough fit a baby elephant.

 Personally, I'm tired of capitalism...these women should be prohibited from purchasing such attire and they all need to go to Moscow or Kiev to Dance School for summer camp.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:45 | 4573043 redpill
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Where Boris for need translate

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:22 | 4573216 GetZeeGold
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Boris ashamed is American immigrant.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:39 | 4573314 fockuyu
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Herro.  How bout fockuyu fo balack obama?  But no fockuyu fo her husband michelle.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:35 | 4573285 disabledvet
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let me help. "why you think we ask for this jerk wad. America have hard bad time as prices go through roof and income collapse...now you blame too us?"

I type like above normally as everyone knows. "Just in hurry to go nowhere" like everyone else.

"Putin invade Crimea. Only thing funnier is Russian people get blamed. Perhaps move to Russia...try live like us? Enjoy cheap propane for change!"


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:57 | 4573448 disabledvet
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"dv" stand for "downvote" now...make dv sad.

dv just misunderstimated.
try transmutation but fail...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:18 | 4572891 ACP
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I want that poster!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:01 | 4573469 jeff montanye
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i believe the lady's dead.  from what i hear she was probably fun to be around.  i give most of the credit for how badly her son turned out to columbia, harvard and the rest of the zionists he met in chicago.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:48 | 4573059 NOZZLE
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Blotto, ti si Serb?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:43 | 4573674 GhostInTheMachine
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You mean SIBERIA right?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:33 | 4572983 Winston Smith 2009
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"Russian rebels against the Globalist New World Order. We are all Russians now...."

AKA, one group of corrupt thugs against another...  There's nothing remotely approaching "angels" either side. I'm not cheering for either side.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:03 | 4573486 jeff montanye
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the thugs from the u.s. have less excuse.  like israel.  cheer for the underdog.  cheer for gold.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:50 | 4573720 hot sauce technician
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Actually the US is underdog in this situation. Even if he wanted to, Obungle can't now send troops overseas to fight someone else's war again. He doesn't have the political capital. Putin though, rules his land with an iron fist and has canon fodder galore for any type of ruckus. Mother Russia. Russian sheeple will die for it. Whether they want to or not.

Putin knows this and knows he can invade with impunity. Obungle has no way of explainng an escapade in Ukraine to the public while the US is in trillions of dollars of debt.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:55 | 4572723 eclectic syncretist
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Can we please get a qualified musician to get off their ass and make a decent parody of Ritchie Valens "La Bomba" into "O'bomba", or something similar.  All I can find is this:


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:39 | 4573657 Dexter Morgan
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Dude that's a good one.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:58 | 4573113 Gordon_Gekko
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Yeah, Obama is a fucking MONKEY....no bananas for you asshole!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:19 | 4573552 DontGive
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It would be appropriate to mention this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbEUR6IEifA

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:38 | 4573007 indygo55
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im gonna start a Russian class starting today!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:40 | 4572570 Indian_Goldsmith
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Paging Boris... cum for translation.


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:06 | 4572811 V in PA
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Hey Boris... I'll give you some 90% silver for a translation. Unless you would prefer bodily fluids.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:49 | 4572575 Headbanger
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Vintovka Mosina.


Moose and squirrel 


Headbanger is learn speaking Russian on Amerikanski education television show:


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:09 | 4572830 nevadan
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Rocky and Bullwinkle...best cartoon ever.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:42 | 4572587 TerminalDebt
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you should learn quickly.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:08 | 4572823 dogismycopilot
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da yo govarit pa russki! tu?


(it helps pick up russian chicks!)

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