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Ordinary Russians Also "Retaliate" To Obama's Sanctions

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As is widely known by now, Barack Obama, in an executive order, earlier this week as well as moments ago in a very dramatic follow up performance, decided to sanction a handful of Russian military leaders and Kremlinites close to Putin. He didn't touch Putin of course, that could be seen as too strong a signal one which may cut off German gas supplies for a day or two. Remember: there are "costs" and stuff. So while Russian official debate just how to retaliate best to US and European sanctions, as they said they would, ordinary Russians are taking matters into their own hands. And on twitter. Here are some examples in which the "Russian on the street" has some fun with Obama's sanctions, and prohibits the US president and people close to him to approach, enter and/or use the facilities.

A zoom up:

The poster prhibits from entering the abovementioned individuals, among which:

  • Barack Obama
  • John Kerry
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Bill Clinon
  • Samantha Power
  • Pussy Riot
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Benito Mussollini

and others.

It continues:

Here the offended Russian says the following:

  • Barack Obama is prohibited from entering the toilet in our office
  • Members of the US Congress are prohibited from using our cafeteria and toilet

and finally:

  • Barack Obama is forbidden from eating the bananas in our fridge.

Needless to say, Russians are hardly taking the US "escalation" very seriously.

In conclusion:


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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:34 | 4572499 Gavrikon
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God I am LOVIN' this!

And I am REALLY loving the Russians!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:36 | 4572514 Indian_Goldsmith
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Obama is dissapointing the free world 

/sarc. ;)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:38 | 4572535 Sudden Debt
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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:39 | 4572564 Toolshed
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You mean you don't?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:45 | 4572622 Jack's Digestib...
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I speak question mark fluently, if that's what you mean.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:48 | 4572647 camaro68ss
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No banana for monkey

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:55 | 4572718 strannick
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Russian rebels against the Globalist New World Order. We are all Russians now....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:00 | 4572770 doomandbloom
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???/ ????? ???...?????????????????????...hahah!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:09 | 4572834 BLOTTO
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Send Bill and Hillary to Serbia...we will take proper care of them, no worries.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:14 | 4572865 NotApplicable
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Anybody seen my Captain Crunch decoder ring?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:25 | 4572935 pods
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Okay, she's cute.  Some girls can rock that "faux tramp" look.  If she isn't faking, well, all the better.

Mrs. pods always shakes her head when we pass a tramp and for some reason the saying "tramps rule" comes out of my piehole.

Oh well.


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:30 | 4572960 Soul Glow
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Obama has shot himself in the foot and looks to keep shooting.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:55 | 4573104 Manthong
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the first boxing poster was WAY too kind to the muslim.

"my muslim religion"  BO

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:09 | 4573170 knukles
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Who, I ask, who keeps their bananas in the fridge?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:24 | 4573237 toady
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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:41 | 4573325 Soul Glow
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  • Barack Obama
  • John Kerry
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Bill Clinon
  • Samantha Power
  • Pussy Riot
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Benito Mussollin
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:42 | 4573330 Soul Glow
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  • Barack Obama
  • John Kerry
  • Hillary Clinton
  • Bill Clinon
  • Samantha Power
  • Pussy Riot
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Benito Mussollin
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:50 | 4573396 kashey
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Translation is not correct, it says "from upon the fridge" and not "from the fridge".
"s" in this case - from surface and not from inside.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:06 | 4573496 fosse
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warmest place in a Siberian house

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:21 | 4573563 DontGive
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Back in the day - it was the cellar. Bananas not easy to come by back then.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:12 | 4573180 Soul Glow
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Bomb Yo Mama Barack Obama.  


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:59 | 4573119 Joe Davola
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It's time for Sheriff Andy to take away Barney's one bullet before he hurts himself.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:06 | 4573148 Anusocracy
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You mean Deputy Obarney Fife?

It is perfectly acceptable for him to hurt himself, especially fatally.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:36 | 4573293 Jack Burton
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I've been a life long sucker for the Faux Tramp look. Drives me wild, and nobody does it like Moscow girls!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:22 | 4573558 Antifaschistische
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What all of American guys should appreciate about Eastern European and Soviet that, they've been taught that it's important to look good.   This is counter-culture to America's 'I should feel beautiful even if I need to loose 74 pounds - heck why don't I just become a lesbian" mentality.

Which is exactly why China sells every retailer in the US Victorica Secret (like) night garmets big enough fit a baby elephant.

 Personally, I'm tired of capitalism...these women should be prohibited from purchasing such attire and they all need to go to Moscow or Kiev to Dance School for summer camp.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:45 | 4573043 redpill
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Where Boris for need translate

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:22 | 4573216 GetZeeGold
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Boris ashamed is American immigrant.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:39 | 4573314 fockuyu
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Herro.  How bout fockuyu fo balack obama?  But no fockuyu fo her husband michelle.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:35 | 4573285 disabledvet
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let me help. "why you think we ask for this jerk wad. America have hard bad time as prices go through roof and income you blame too us?"

I type like above normally as everyone knows. "Just in hurry to go nowhere" like everyone else.

"Putin invade Crimea. Only thing funnier is Russian people get blamed. Perhaps move to Russia...try live like us? Enjoy cheap propane for change!"

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:57 | 4573448 disabledvet
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"dv" stand for "downvote" now...make dv sad.

dv just misunderstimated.
try transmutation but fail...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:18 | 4572891 ACP
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I want that poster!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:01 | 4573469 jeff montanye
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i believe the lady's dead.  from what i hear she was probably fun to be around.  i give most of the credit for how badly her son turned out to columbia, harvard and the rest of the zionists he met in chicago.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:48 | 4573059 NOZZLE
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Blotto, ti si Serb?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:43 | 4573674 GhostInTheMachine
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You mean SIBERIA right?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:33 | 4572983 Winston Smith 2009
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"Russian rebels against the Globalist New World Order. We are all Russians now...."

AKA, one group of corrupt thugs against another...  There's nothing remotely approaching "angels" either side. I'm not cheering for either side.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:03 | 4573486 jeff montanye
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the thugs from the u.s. have less excuse.  like israel.  cheer for the underdog.  cheer for gold.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:50 | 4573720 hot sauce technician
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Actually the US is underdog in this situation. Even if he wanted to, Obungle can't now send troops overseas to fight someone else's war again. He doesn't have the political capital. Putin though, rules his land with an iron fist and has canon fodder galore for any type of ruckus. Mother Russia. Russian sheeple will die for it. Whether they want to or not.

Putin knows this and knows he can invade with impunity. Obungle has no way of explainng an escapade in Ukraine to the public while the US is in trillions of dollars of debt.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:55 | 4572723 eclectic syncretist
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Can we please get a qualified musician to get off their ass and make a decent parody of Ritchie Valens "La Bomba" into "O'bomba", or something similar.  All I can find is this:

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:39 | 4573657 Dexter Morgan
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Dude that's a good one.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:58 | 4573113 Gordon_Gekko
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Yeah, Obama is a fucking bananas for you asshole!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:19 | 4573552 DontGive
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It would be appropriate to mention this here:

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:38 | 4573007 indygo55
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im gonna start a Russian class starting today!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:40 | 4572570 Indian_Goldsmith
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Paging Boris... cum for translation.


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:06 | 4572811 V in PA
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Hey Boris... I'll give you some 90% silver for a translation. Unless you would prefer bodily fluids.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:49 | 4572575 Headbanger
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Vintovka Mosina.


Moose and squirrel 


Headbanger is learn speaking Russian on Amerikanski education television show:

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:09 | 4572830 nevadan
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Rocky and cartoon ever.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:42 | 4572587 TerminalDebt
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you should learn quickly.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:08 | 4572823 dogismycopilot
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da yo govarit pa russki! tu?


(it helps pick up russian chicks!)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:47 | 4573371 Davidoff
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Privet, u menya mnogo deneg... (Hi, I got plenty of money)

will help you pick up Russian chicks much better :)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:47 | 4573373 Davidoff
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Privet, u menya mnogo deneg... (Hi, I got plenty of money)

will help you pick up Russian chicks much better :)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:10 | 4573815 taoJones
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kto vash papa?!


oddly enough works with russian chicks AND for Putin addressing Obama

(who's your daddy?!)




Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:01 | 4573127 _ConanTheLibert...
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Yeah forget Mandarin, learn Russian.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:25 | 4573239 Breezy47
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:01 | 4573130 Freddie
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Shh..  Quiet comrade.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:31 | 4573613 Parabox
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I don't know if you know this...


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:37 | 4573648 perchprism
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Looks like we'll all be speaking Russian soon enough...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:38 | 4573650 SAT 800
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Calm down; have a waffle; it's probably your blood sugar again.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:10 | 4573811 lynnybee
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YOU GUYS ALL SPEAK RUSSIAN???  ....   Da.   40 years ago.   i sat in Russian class for all 4 years in college & it was tough.  the professor even taught us grammar in Russian!  

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:38 | 4572537 Pladizow
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Obummer - Commander and Douche!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:18 | 4573208 European American
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Sadly, tho, isn't he a reflection of the collective that put him into office? Our country is fucked right now; an embarrassment to the family of nations that comprise of this globes countries.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:11 | 4573516 SDShack
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Pussydent 0zer0

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:45 | 4572629 Son of Captain Nemo
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Obama is dissapointing the free world

So can't we collectively do something about it by freeing all of our souls with a mass lynching of the House and Senate with their staff and then a ceremonial beheading of the President and his staff on the White House lawn, complete with a picnic barbeque?!!!  As you know the English and French made beautiful entertainment out of such events in the Roman traditions of course?

I'm feeling better already just with that beautiful thought all by itself!


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:10 | 4573134 gallistic
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Nemo, while it is a pleasant thought, you may be hacking at the branches instead of going for the root here. Perhaps a better place to start would be with the string pullers- big transnational money men, the deep government flunkies, think-tank ideologues etc...

I think perhaps your list should be revised and prioritized ;)


Off topic, but what the hell-

I have been laughing my ass off with Liz "serial killer face" Wahl lately. Remember her? The disgruntled RT "anchor" who had been previously demoted for being a bitch and eventually quit on the air claiming she was "an American" who was tired of propaganda?

It turns out her little on-air rant was a pre-planned stunt where she served as a useful stooge for the PNAC Zionist neocons to score PR brownie points and try to discredit the Zeitgeist "truthiness" of RT.

The story is hilarious...definitely worth a few minutes.

Blowback is a bitch!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:19 | 4573209 RSloane
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Thanks for the links, Gallistic, they were hysterically funny. I especially like her showing up on MSNBC to complain about government sponsored propaganda on RT. LMAO!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:53 | 4573410 disabledvet
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we all propaganda Government now...when rendering not

getting rendered

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:40 | 4573663 SAT 800
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The Pot calling the Kettle black. There is a lot of entertainment value in the news.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:39 | 4574899 gallistic
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Glad to hear you enjoyed it too. Truth can be funnier than fiction sometimes...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:45 | 4573685 Dexter Morgan
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God forbid we should ever be 20 years without such a rebellion...what country can preserve it's liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon & pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. It is it's natural manure.--Thomas Jefferson, 1787.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:37 | 4572530 zerozulu
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apparently Russian people got bigger balls than American's

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:39 | 4572559 Sudden Debt
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not really...

But russians don't need to use a mirror and a long arm to see their balls.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:52 | 4572689 Headbanger
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Ding ding ding ding ding!

Post of the Day Award Winner!!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:19 | 4572892 Indian_Goldsmith
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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:55 | 4573103 sparkydoodle
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don't forget the magnifyng glass and tweezers

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:01 | 4573468 MsCreant
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I don't get it...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:32 | 4574880 StychoKiller
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:41 | 4575282 MsCreant
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Thanks, and not. I know you understand.

My eye candy will be a little different.

Edit: I looked around for nice male eyebleach and the men are too young or too gay. I give up.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:42 | 4572590 wallstreetapost...
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The russians are pissed because they have been oppressed for decades already.... Americans are just starting to feel the same shit, but ignore it because of American Idol and Taco Bell.  

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:07 | 4572817 jefferson32
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Correction: white educated American males are starting to feel the same shit.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:10 | 4572839 jefferson32
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(blacks, Indians, women, etc. historically know about institutional discrimination in America). But that's okay, we'll gladly overthrow the global collectivism for them too.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:22 | 4572916 Herd Redirectio...
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The real problem w/ oppression is that once once escapes from it, you often turn right around, and do what was done TO YOU.  You see it in South Africa's history most clearly, as the Boers were oppressed by the British, and then when the Boers were in power, they instituted Apartheid.  Now the ANC is in power and its the white people who are oppressed (or, at the very least, denied any sort of gov't contracted work, which instead goes to cronies)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:37 | 4573004 General Decline
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Yep.  See what the freed black U.S. slaves did upon their return to Monrovia. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:38 | 4573008 Anusocracy
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Having control is very very good for survival.

And to think that what led to better survival for our ancestors is leading us to the possible destruction of civilization.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:33 | 4572970 booboo
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"blacks, Indians, women, etc. historically know about institutional discrimination in America"

Institutional discrimination is alive and well and administered by the state the same way it was administered "historically". What is the common denominator?

 tapping foot

Times up.........THE FUCKING STATE

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:15 | 4573195 Lebensphilosoph
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And civilisation and primitive barbarism have historically been correlated and inversely correlated with the existence of ... ?


*tapping foot*


Time's up:




Thu, 03/20/2014 - 21:26 | 4575249 gallistic
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White man's burden much?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:02 | 4572785 Son of Captain Nemo
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apparently Russian people got bigger balls than American's

And if we keep pushing it we'll find out just how big!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:38 | 4572543 DaddyO
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History is a bitch!

All the Putin manlove is going to come back to haunt many of you.


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:44 | 4572616 Toolshed
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Did your mom have any kids that were not afflicted with premature brain death?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:24 | 4573908 DaddyO
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Switch out Putin for Van Rompoy or Draghi or Hollande and ZH would light up with indignation just like it did with Obama and his Syrian Red Line.

I was just pointing out the hypocrisy here on ZH regarding Putin.

I guess you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, eh? ;>)


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:09 | 4574157 Toolshed
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" who is unabashedly nationalistic regarding his motherland."

There's the main point regarding respect for Putin!!! He is acting in the best interests of his nation!!! Name one shit sucking American poitician that you sincerely believe acts in the best interest of the USA. Just one. They are all bought and paid for and act only to benefit themselves and their masters. There is no way any rational person can objectively review the facts surrounding the Ukraine incident and find fault with Russia's response. The roles of our nations have reversed completely. The USA and the EU are the villains and Putin rode in on a white horse leading the calvary and saved the day.

And for your information, ther are NO sharp tools in my shed. Someone could loose an eye!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:56 | 4572735 Quinvarius
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Are we all supposed to suddenly back the bankers just because they are tangling with an old enemy?  No.  The world i snot as stupid as what the bankers believe.  Fraud cannot survive the internet.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:23 | 4572852 V in PA
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Exactly. Because of the Interwebs, many of us, especially the young'ins, actually know/communicate with Russian people through social media/gaming.


Same couldn't be said during the first manufactured cold war. 


Hard to hate the enemy when he is no longer a stranger.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:18 | 4572884 jefferson32
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Indeed. The Internet is the formidable and unplanned product of unilateral and individual human action (i.e. it is a sum of voluntary peering agreements).

Remember how everyone was predicting flying cars for the year 2000? No one saw the Internet coming.The inventors of its protocols have less merit than the free market place that selected those protocols.

The Internet is also SERVING as a vector to empower free human action. Linux, Wikipedia, etc. have all overtaken their "centrally planned" alternatives.

The Internet is emancipating human consciousness, and is allowing the emergence of free, self-actualized individuals.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:00 | 4573122 Herd Redirectio...
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I remember thinking as a kid that the library was actually a pretty cool place, it was just tough to find what you were looking for...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:08 | 4573504 StupidEarthlings
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While the internet is fun and educational for the sheep.. it is no doubt the best invention the enemy could have ever imagined for spying. Heck..with the advent of Facefuck and the like , they dont even need to spy..all the narcissistic lunatics just come out and tell everyone what they when theyre on vacation..we know exactly where you are.


Rule #1 ..know your enemy. And they know everything while we all just click away ,pretending were getting all sorts of info ahead of the curve.


The internet..awesome..or evil?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 22:29 | 4575363 gallistic
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StupidEarthlings, I believe you are correct in your view.

Furthermore, it provides a real-time feedback mechanism which can be used to calculate an "outrage factor" which can be used to push the envelope and get away with as much as possible, among other things, and a constant source for creating refined mechanisms of manufactured consent and other nefarious means of manipulation.



jefferson32 wrote-

"formidable and unplanned product of unilateral and individual human action, id est the sum of voluntary peering agreements"

"The inventors of its protocols have less merit than the free market place that selected those protocols." (The invisible hand covered in horseshit?)

"a vector to empower free human action"

"Linux, Wikipedia, etc. have all overtaken their "centrally planned" alternatives"

"The Internet is emancipating human consciousness, and is allowing the emergence of free, self-actualized individuals"


He might as well have said- This is the new paradigm; it really is different this time!

No explanation and no elaboration required; fortune-cookie platitudes for all! A hail of approval ensues...

I am the SINGLE downvote on that wide-eyed, fairy-tale horseshit.

Is this fight club or a faith-based oracle?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:29 | 4573602 Chewybunny
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I'd rather have western bankers than russian mafia controlling the financial sectors.

At least one is looking out for itself - the other views everyone else as a whore to sniff cocke off of.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:28 | 4573929 DaddyO
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Absolutely not! Fraud is fraud no matter the perpetrator.

Somehow Putin has gotten a huge pass here on ZH regarding his actions because he's a tough SOB who is unabashedly nationalistic regarding his motherland.

I want neither the banksters or Putin or the current crop of congresscritters who think they know what best for me in control of my destiny.


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:44 | 4573030 Son of Captain Nemo
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All the Putin manlove is going to come back to haunt many of you.

Hey Daddy O look at the "score"!  Do you hear any "crickets" in the room with that speech Putin gave, cause I sure as hell don't?

Ain't "blowbacks" a bitch?  Better get some big PR people like Hill and Knowlton to help CANVAS with the next one cause the U.S. is bleeding money out the ass big time!


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:06 | 4573149 Freddie
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I don't think it is so much Putin love as tranny or Islamo sissy hate or really total disgust.   The USSA is a corrupt joke.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:39 | 4572552 NoDebt
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Don't get too carried away.  It's important to remember they are EVIL, DIRTY people.

(It must be quite a shock to Barry when some other country throws him the middle finger and looks out for their own interests.  He's obviously lost as to how to react to that kind of behavior.)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:08 | 4572813 Ghostdog
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When you get your dick sucked daily by giddy teen-aged girls and boyz of the media that have never seen a dick before you think you are the shit... and then walks in your worst nightmare... Im going long government issued penis pumps and shorting Government issued Ego's

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:18 | 4572890 Harbanger
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It's a shock to a lot of liberals that Putin has the interest of his own Nation and it's borders, not the interest of the kumbaya global community that Obama was supposed to represent.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:27 | 4572945 NOTaREALmerican
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Re;  It's a shock to a lot of liberals

It's a shock to a lot of liberals that Obama turned out to be a "Conservative". 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:30 | 4572967 Harbanger
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You may be suffering from Hippy flashbacks.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:51 | 4573081 Renewable Life
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"Conservative", more like lunatic, control freak, oligarch wannabe!!!

And I'm no self proclaimed conservative, but if you think Obama is a conservative, geeeeezus!!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:53 | 4573094 NOTaREALmerican
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I said "Conservative".  Someone who loves Big-Gov,  kicking other nation's asses,   social engineering, rule of the elite.

I'm a conservative.    Who do you vote for?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:06 | 4573153 Harbanger
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You're a one trick pony.  Here's an article for you about fabian conservatives and social engineering of the US.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:15 | 4573197 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  Here's an article for you about fabian conservatives and social engineering of the US.

You think "Conservatives" don't love social engineering the desires of their Imaginary Friend?

Hell,  all the authoritarian worshipers love pushing their fantasies on others.   

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:23 | 4573232 Ghordius
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Harbanger, waaaaait a moment. The article about the Fabian Society is quite good and factual

yet out of which hat do you take the "fabian conservatives"? not mentioned in the article, never heard about

and social engineering, together with Progressivism, is not the realm of Fabians (or Socialists in general) only

in fact, the biggests acts of social engineering of our days are done in the "gender" area, and are not a domain of the Left alone

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:35 | 4573282 Harbanger
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I'm just messing with him.  The article is great and people need to know the history of how we got here.  Putins pushback of the west is not purely economic it's also cultural.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:51 | 4573401 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  The article is great and people need to know the history of how we got here. 

Those who live by Big-Gov die by Big-Gov.  Something the "Conservative", "Liberals" and "Progressives" simply can't figure out; primarily because screwing others with Big-Gov is really really fun.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:01 | 4573464 Harbanger
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Here's why you shouldn't worry, the progressive experiment in central planning the US failed in bankruptsy. Bill Clinton said it best, the error of Big Gov is over.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:12 | 4573499 NOTaREALmerican
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Re;  Here's why you shouldn't worry

I'm not.  The "Conservative" era of Big-Gov started with Big-MIC 60+ years ago.    Ain't nobody going to give up the socialist scam they are living off of.  

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:47 | 4573702 SAT 800
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Very good post. Unfortunately the majority still don't understand that globalization is not just a word; and Oblama and his handlers are actually working towards it.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:20 | 4572900 Froman
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I am certain that Obozos response is the same as it is to everything else; if Putin could just understand why what he is doing is wrong then he would not be doing it...just like if the majority of the American public understood that Obamacare is good for them they would be signing up in droves.  

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:29 | 4572954 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  just like if the majority of the American public

just like if the majority of the American public thought the Vietnamese just wanted McDonalds.

just like if the majority of the American public thought the weapons of mass delusions were real.

See any pattern?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:00 | 4573124 Anusocracy
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A person's beliefs should stop at the tip of their nose.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:00 | 4573765 Froman
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Like yourself...part of the problem not solution.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:39 | 4572560 prains
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does anyone know what the hooker is saying in the top pic?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:46 | 4572638 toys for tits
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No black US presidents may enter.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:53 | 4572705 RafterManFMJ
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No boom boom soul brother?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:30 | 4572963 MeMongo
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Obombo NOT too bookoo!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:58 | 4572751 drendebe10
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How ridiculous that yhe rest of the world sees the arrogant narcissistic lying illegal alien kenyan sociopathic ignoramus fudge packer in chief for what it is and yhe sheeple in yhis country ate totally oblivious. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:11 | 4572837 Froman
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Where can you buy one of those posters in English?  I want one for my front door.  There is potentially a money making opportunity here...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:38 | 4572996 bh2
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Yeah, it appears the Russians are treating risible American threats of "sanctions" with all the humor and contempt they richly deserve. We -- along with the Russians -- have three more miserable years of this kind of bumbling nonsense to endure.

If anyone harbors any remaining doubt that entering the presidency with absolutely no foreign policy or executive experience is an enormous danger to the nation, they will hopefully finally "get" it that solid experience matters a lot more than having the brightest smile in the crowd of hopefuls, a bushel of vague promises, and a brilliant mind.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:49 | 4573067 Mentaliusanything
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3 more miserable years..... I think I will " Neck" myself.

But think my boy, if someone should take matters into hand we get the VP to run things.

where is strong rope when you need it?.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:52 | 4573091 Son of Captain Nemo
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3 more miserable years..... I think I will " Neck" myself.

Save that rope for a trip to D.C... If we keep seeing these kinds of antics their is a very good chance you'll be enjoying a fun filled party watching your Senator and Congressman swinging from the rope you made!

Don't check out just yet borther -Enjoy the show!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:59 | 4573762 adonisdemilo
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where did you get the "brilliant mind " from, for fucks sake, he has a teleprompter.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:59 | 4573116 FlyingDutchman
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Brave people who know how to fight a war.

My neighbours used to be russian : nice, warm people who still have a heart and a soul. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:03 | 4573136 Againstthelie
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1. First they ignore you.

2. Then they ridicule you.

3. Then they fight you.

4. Then you win.

Unwind it (because you haven't built that).

Next step already #1?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:01 | 4573473 Chewybunny
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This just reaffirms that a large chunk of the liberty lovers here have been replaced with nationalists who love anyone with an iron fisted autocrat like rule. Why not continue sending more love letters to Putin? I really don't get it. Call my friends and family in Russia, to hear how miserable it is there, and then to hear how "lucky" I am that I escaped to the US. They are utterly perplexed when I tell them there are a ton of people here that love Putin.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:35 | 4575096 drendebe10
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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:40 | 4572501 Element
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"I have deep emotions about the American people. If I were to cry for anything, I would cry for them and the policies that they're about to face." - Nancy Pelosi


All I got were question marks and dumb comments.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:43 | 4572610 Hippocratic Oaf
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obama reminds me of this little dog on my floor at home, pampered overly by it's owner and held on the elevator until the door opens. Then the owner puts the dog down and it runs off barking its head off at me.

All show.

All annoying.

Both should die.


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:57 | 4572743 Herd Redirectio...
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Does it bark, or does it sound more like  a squeak?  I love dogs, but not the toy variety!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:20 | 4572897 messystateofaffairs
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Putin = Rottweiler

Obama = Shitsu

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:25 | 4572930 krispkritter
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Obama: 1/2 Bulldog + 1/2 Shitsu = 100% Bullshit

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:05 | 4573142 Againstthelie
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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:47 | 4573378 Element
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That should be on a zh T-Shirt

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:44 | 4572615 Spastica Rex
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Character encoding incompetence.


Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:29 | 4572955 rehypothecator
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Unicode Transliteration Fail - 8?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:37 | 4572505 Itchy and Scratchy
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Yet another major Foriegn Affairs accomplishment for the Nobel Peace Prize winning Kenyan Race baiting Class baiting Community Agitator ...opps ... Organizer!

Is there any group or people he hasn't pissed off or incited yet?

Change We Can Believe In! 4 More Years!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:34 | 4572507 Indian_Goldsmith
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Obama is dissapointing the free world 

/sarc. ;)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:39 | 4572554 Toolshed
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At least there IS a silver lining...........the Israeli's hate him because he is not as big a stooge as they had hoped!!! Well, at least he is not the stooge they hoped for anyway.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:36 | 4572509 Toolshed
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Sadly, I can't read Russian.

I want to know what the cute blonde's sign says!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:37 | 4572534 gmrpeabody
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Thanks for that, Tool..., I thought I was the only one.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:49 | 4573066 Dick Gazinia
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I would bet that her love-box tastes just like pumpkin pie.  I can just tell by lookin at her.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:38 | 4572546 resurger
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It says "Fuck You Obamba!"

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 11:39 | 4572553 Canucklehead
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She is saying Obama can't com ein her.

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