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Ordinary Russians Also "Retaliate" To Obama's Sanctions
As is widely known by now, Barack Obama, in an executive order, earlier this week as well as moments ago in a very dramatic follow up performance, decided to sanction a handful of Russian military leaders and Kremlinites close to Putin. He didn't touch Putin of course, that could be seen as too strong a signal one which may cut off German gas supplies for a day or two. Remember: there are "costs" and stuff. So while Russian official debate just how to retaliate best to US and European sanctions, as they said they would, ordinary Russians are taking matters into their own hands. And on twitter. Here are some examples in which the "Russian on the street" has some fun with Obama's sanctions, and prohibits the US president and people close to him to approach, enter and/or use the facilities.
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— ?????? ??????? (@OnlyRussians) March 20, 2014
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— ?????? ??????? (@OnlyRussians) March 20, 2014
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#Crimea #Russia pic.twitter.com/rapS8bGqjt
— ER Insider ? (@ER_Insider) March 20, 2014
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— ER Insider ? (@ER_Insider) March 20, 2014
A zoom up:
The poster prhibits from entering the abovementioned individuals, among which:
- Barack Obama
- John Kerry
- Hillary Clinton
- Bill Clinon
- Samantha Power
- Pussy Riot
- Adolf Hitler
- Benito Mussollini
and others.
It continues:
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— ?????? ??????? (@OnlyRussians) March 20, 2014
Here the offended Russian says the following:
- Barack Obama is prohibited from entering the toilet in our office
- Members of the US Congress are prohibited from using our cafeteria and toilet
and finally:
- Barack Obama is forbidden from eating the bananas in our fridge.
Needless to say, Russians are hardly taking the US "escalation" very seriously.
In conclusion:
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— ER Insider ? (@ER_Insider) March 19, 2014
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— ??????? ??????? (@andreev_evgen) March 19, 2014
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Thats true of all women.
Rent boys? Not so much.
Sign or number?
'KrispKritter, call me...'
it says: "you can't approach to me closer than 40 meters"
Barack Obama is not allowed to get closer to her than 40 meters.
Rough translation: Full body massage 40 rubles ... happy ending included!
It says
Sanktziye (Sanctions)
Baraku Obame (To Barak Obama)
Zaprasheno (Forbidden)
Podhodiete ko mne (coming to me)
Blizhje chem na 40 metrov (closer than 40 meters)
English translation:
Sanction
To Barak Obama (Baraku Obame)
[You are] Forbidden for coming close to me closer than 40 meters.
Barack Fuckbama also can't play golf on any Russian golf links....
John Medal Heaving Kerry can't moor his fucking yacht in the Black Sea........
Killary Clit-on can't pee standing up in any Russian toilet....
Don't be silly!!! Of course the yacht is allowed.... wink, wink.
so, i guess this means that zato will give up on pulling a color revolution on Putin for the time being, given that their feeble attempts to shame and isolate Putin have backfired spectacularly...
America.....Reduced to a punch-line
This will be Borrat Obama's legacy
Yep, I think that's pretty much baked in the cake at this point.
***Breaking News Alert***
White House confirms Obama to Sign Executive Order calling upon McDonald's, KFC, Burger King & Pizza Hut to eliminate Value Menu in Russia & cease $10 "Any Pizza" Promotion.
Lmfao
OT
I need a russian bride
I need a Crimean and a Russian
Apparently Moldova is the place to find a blonde beauty. Downside, you have to go live with her and her parents, in Moldova.
Well if she is hot not so bad. Moldova cannot be any worse than New Jersey.
I'm from Moldova.
It's FAR FAR worse.
I seriuosly doubt you could find Moldova on a map if your life depended on it.
OK, so what's the downside?
Come on.....Benito?
We are looking pretty weak.
Prohibited from eating the bananas in our fridge! I spit coke zero out my nose! Fucking funny! "shootin Putin: i love it
Is it possible to win a date with the blonde in the first picture if I agree with whatever she tweeted there??
.....No....Not possible....okay.
They forgot the Parasite McCain!
The Ruskis can keep joking around but they are poking at a sleeping giant. If the U.S truly decides to put the hurt on the Ruskis, all of these people will be crying but Putin will obviously still be rich. The country lives in poverty while those in power live on cloud 9. Nothing Russia isn't used to.
Oh and high approval ratings are indicative only of dictatorships. Stalin and Hitler had 100% approval ratings so Putin still has a little while to go.
Ya lost me at "Ruskis"
"The country lives in poverty while those in power live on cloud 9. Nothing America isn't used to."
Fixed it for ya.
As for the rest.....total drivel.
LOL! Americans live in poverty? Americans have ever lived in poverty? What's American poverty? Being fat LOL! Take your first world goggles off douchebag.
We have first world poverty now, but when the weight of our debt and decline make us on par with other third world nations, you'll see a lot of people lose a lot of weight to the point of starvation.
Re: As for the rest.....total drivel.
"The rest" agrees with "Nothing America isn't used to."
I was referencing the "sleeping giant" comment. More like "dying giant". That's why these sanctions mean shit and are getting scoffed at. He's right upon the approval of dictators but I don't see where that has any relevance. I've said it many times before. I'm no fan of Putin. I'm a fan of America leaving the world alone. We need less interventionism and more isolationism. I'm sick of us looking like World Asshole with a fuckin schmuck at the helm.
Re: I'm sick of us looking like World Asshole with a fuckin schmuck at the helm.
Yeah, I don't think there's any other form of government.
All societies have schmucks at the helm. We just happen to have the biggest ship.
There's no other organization possible, unfortunately.
Depends on which helm you are talking about: the one with the talking teleprompter or the one behind the curtains?
BTW, it was nice of you to show your true colors, reading your thoughts on America's founding fathers and such...
Re: the one with the talking teleprompter or the one behind the curtains?
People (being human) put WAY too much weight on "the guy actually holding the wheel". He's just the helmsman. But the helmsman takes orders from somebody else. But humans focus on what they can see.
It's normal tho. It's one of the many way the sociopaths manipulate the dumbasses.
"The American politicians can keep joking around but they are poking at a sleeping giant."
FIFY
POTUS is a pussy. everyone in congress is a pussy. the fed chair is a stupid bitch. everyone in our society is a pussy (my god, a kid cant even carry a backpack now and needs rollers for it? WTF is that???). lets just hope russia/china dont team with canada and come in from the north.
Pulling a backpack with rollers exceeding 60lbs requires a safety helmet and elbowpads
There is currently legislation being drafted to require those who live in beachside communities to wear life jackets at all times
http://youtu.be/en5WqnuYbwg
Tim and erics schlaang super seat
Enjoy!
The other day I read of a 17-year-old kid at a technical school, who was studying to be an EMT and was already a first responder, who got arrested for the 3 inch blade found in his first responder kit that was in the locked trunk of his car on school property. It was for cutting the seat belts of accident victims. They wouldn't let him talk to his father or a lawyer. They held him in jail for 5 days and have probably ruined any hope he had of achieving his ambition. Talk about a no-win situation. Apparently, it is no longer possible for authorities to distinguish between a tool and a weapon. Pretty soon we won't be able to have a sharpened pencil in our possession.
@Things that go bump.
What do you expect when 90 % of the government have an IQ 180. THAT'S THE COMBINED TOTAL.
To the young lady at the very top...
She's beautiful
And the message is in Russian not English
So learn a second language for a change you stupid American fucks!!!
No, FUCK YOU Nemo. You're a Putin Cum guzzler, sperm burping son of a bitch.
Why Dirk
Long time no write?
Taking a break I see from your 500th viewing of "Platoon", "The Deer Hunter", "Born on the 4th of July" and "Full Metal Jacket" reciting the lines word for word when we were still?... Oh, sorry forget that comment...
Actually if you are currently in service or just thinking about it, those are actually the kind of movies you should probably be watching right about now!
You should be named Son of Captain Obvious.
She's pretty, not beautiful. But thanks for enlightening us that the message is in Russian. Asshole.
My God I didn't know that we had so many self-conscious Anglophiles on-board this morning?... If you are eager to learn where the next big market is going perhaps this is a good time for you to learn some Russian cause it doesn't look like we'll be getting much of a free lunch anymore through our actions including a reserve currency?
Nothing lasts forever sport. The Sun has to set at some point.
Just too bad we are going out this way!
Looks like the CIA/VOA propaganda ministry needs a crash course in geography in addition to comprehension of "other languages"?...
I rest my case!
http://whatreallyhappened.com/IMAGES/CNNKualaLumpurIndonesia.jpg
Oh yeah ...well we will see how tough Putin is when the Kenyan agitator raises his putter at him!
0blamo ALWAYS scores a hole-in-one with his magic putter - in Regie's ass.
I like the Russian attitude and sense of humor. It is absurd after all, this third intervention since Roosevelt to "confiscate" (an electroniic) means of exchange, as though it were an actual store of value. In essence, flipping US the bird is a fitting unit of account.
roacheforque.blogspot.com
How much for the Russian Blonde?
Definately not a blondski!
Is this what Hillary and Barack meant by "RESET"?
Havn't seen the RESET discussed much lately, have we?
The "reset" was never on the agenda. It never existed.
The item in the agenda was "overcharge" or "overload". Hitlery Clinton knew damned well knew what it said. Notice how she volunteers "oh, I hope we got it right".
When corrected by Lavrov, her reply- "well, we certainly won't let you do that to us".
Lavrov, the old diplomatic pro, was gracious publicly and let it slide, but he knew the score...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GdLClHAMB0
Reset right back to the cold war.
Da da da!
Is this what Obama meant when he told Putin that he'd have more leeway after Obama's reelection?
I think we need to start discussing, on this site, how the UN takeover of the internet is going to screw us if we don't hurry up and figure out what we're going to do. Short of asking Russia to nuke them.
Mila Kunis is Ukrainian.
You can't have her back, Vlad old boy.
Vlad the Impaler scoffs-
"A million more where that came from, son..."
Importantly, I would point out that as an American I have no problem with Russia or the Russian people. In fact I think they are pretty brave and resilient.
I am desperately ashamed of the fact that my country (the former US) has been completely taken over and high jacked by zionists.
Sorry, world. Sorry, Russia.
It seems many interpret the anger North Americans feel towards our 'leadership' as 'carteblanche' support for Putin. I guess thats what a lifelong familiarity with 'Red Team/Blue Team' does to one's thinking.
Russia has a leader who it would seem is looking out for his nations interests.
America, Canada, not so much. Bought and paid for leadership, foreign policy firmly in the hands of AIPAC.
And people are sick of it. Not 'in love with Putin'.
Yup.
I believe we need an honest and factual dialogue - out in the open - about AIPAC's role in the US and elsewhere.
Typically if you even mention this, there are hysterical cries of racism. I call shenanigans. I'm no antisemite, never have been, never will be. But I have developed a strong sense of revulsion for Israel and for Zionism.
If we (society in general) don't start having mature, grown up discussions about this now, it's going to get really ugly later.
Re: Russia has a leader who it would seem is looking out for his nations interests.
Russia is a kingdom. Anybody who thinks Putin is "looking out for the Russian dumbasses" is dumbass.
Putin is looking out for his own elite. But he knows - just as our sociopaths know - the dumbasses love leaders who poke enemy leaders.
Ignorant post
You know nothing about this subject.
To think ex-KGB Putin is better than any President the USA has had in recent times is crazy. I am getting flashbacks from '08 when I was told by everyone that Obama would solve all the problems Bush left. Putin is just like all of them - he wants power for him and his best friends, maybe he's just a little smarter than the USA elites.
Well said HR
But the sad reality of the response I got above when I made the wry comment about Americans in their perceptions and backwardness of other cultures speaks for itself.
Most Americans aren't even smart enough to ask the question of why protests they have witnessed through MSM in places like Iraq, Libya, Tunisia, Egypt have “plants” holding up signs in English and not their own languages? That and the fact that those that are at least intelligent enough with that ignorance to admit that we've allowed our Government in our name to make these kinds of choices on our behalf for far too long and only making it worse aren't even compelled at this late stage into action.
They would rather be angry and reminisce about better dayz...
How truly pathetic and sad we are… By design of course.
He's doing no such thing!
He's looking out for the small number of crooks that he surrounds himself with. The only "Good" that he does for the Russian people, is so they won't openly rebel, which is exactly where Russia was heading towards: Another civil war.
God, seriously, I get it, he's sticking it to Obama, and that's a good thing. But Putin is far far worse and larger threat to the world than Obama or his cronies, and as someone from the USSR, it seriously bothers me that so many people here (ZH) where I thought there was a huge bastion for liberty lovers, are 100% behind this autocrat.
Who is paying you? NSA? DoD? CIA? MIC? SNL?
I am aure the Russian oligarchy is just as bad as America's. Let's not pretend one side is better than the other. Russia used the same Arthor Anderson accounting tactics that the Fed did. The world leaders are mad and should all be overthrown.
News Flash---
Southern half of State of Florida declares Miami Capitol and announces referendum to secede from the US. Israel sends gunboats to Gulf of Mexico to protect Yiddish speaking population and Orthodox Jews. Obama imposes sanctions on banking community preventing currency withdrawals ,travel to Florida winter estates and warns South Florida and Israel not to invade Coney Island or parts of Brooklyn. Sen. Schumer defects to Florida. Tensions rise as Mexico refuses to allow Jewish immigration and posts military on border. Neocons in Wash flee to Israel , South Florida and Kiev.
Putin joins Cuba in closing border to Jewish immigration. Jackson -Vanik amendment rewritten by South Florida to force Jewish emigration into Russia ,Cuba and China. Stock market reaches new highs
I still think that we should send in the Lesbian Storm Troopers.
Drop em in by parachute, at night.
Shock and awe baby.
\rsnoble:I think we need to start discussing, on this site, how the UN takeover of the internet is going to screw us if we don't hurry up and figure out what we're going to do. Short of asking Russia to nuke them.
Well, read this off of KD's blog, educate yourelf.
http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=228857
The Lesbian Storm Troopers will be armed only with dildos. Because if he was afraid of Pussy Riot ...
Even if you don't read Russian, cut and paste into a free translator. But once you get past the alphabet Russian isn't that difficult.
While cute ... I believe nothing else was expected and yet this too may be theater designed to elicit a particular emotional response.
But heck, would I defend any of those people on the list? Probably not...they are all deplorable psychopaths in my view.
Maybe I should be more foregiving.
Son, you should know by now not to second guess yourself.
You are watching the pussification of America. Much the same way the Romans viewed the Greeks as effete intellectuals.
Well, at least the Greeks had the "intellectual" thing going for them...
I'm gonna enlist when the Pussy Riot starts!
this is a good article; general, but w a new twist.
http://canadafreepress.com/index.php/article/61200
Here is another take on this and if it is true, most people are being directed towards another distraction from the real underlying agenda. If they are practicing sanctions and confiscations, then what's to stop them from doing the same in the comng reset/crash of America?
New Executive Order: “Obama Has Just Given Himself the Authority to Seize Your Assets”:
http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/new-executive-order-obama-has-just...
come on people, you are overreacting... when the radioactive dust settles we will all smile again and dow will hit 20.000
http://tinypic.com/r/25ri6oy/8
Jeez...I get this deja vue feeling all over again....wasn't there a movie with a gas embargo and something about "2 men go in and one comes out"??? Yeah, and there was this staturesque black gal....did some singing...
What a change in the Russian people. You have to respect them. The support they are giving their govt. Can you imagine if we had enlightened leaders who thought about the people and had the respect of most citizens.
If only we could fire them all and start with real leaders who believed in our Constitution. Yes, I know, dream on.
And how pissed will Americans be at Barrack when they are not allowed in the Apple store or any other American establishment in Moscow. Oh boy. We look like such fools in America. All my decades on this planet and this is what we end up with. Very sad, not so much for me, but my daughter.
Yeah, considering that 6 months ago there was talk of civil-war in Russia, SOME SUPPORT EH. THis is temporary aproval numbers for putin. No one here even cares since hardly anyone paid any attention to whats been going in Russia until the last few weeks.
"Yeah, considering that 6 months ago there was talk of civil-war in Russia, SOME SUPPORT EH."
Talk by whom exactly? Provide substantiation please. Also, have you been living in a cave in Afghanistan? Are you unaware of the NSA's illegal spying? Obama wiping his wife's enormous ass with our Constitution? No? Maybe you should pay more attention to what is going on in the USA.
Ridicule is the most effective response to the stupidity of our foreign policy. These Russians are enjoying this little incident, our side, not so much.
We will just have to accept the fact that the Russian sphere of influence encompasses Crimea- hell, the Ukraine.
Hands off the bananas, ya hear?
"Hands off the bananas, ya hear?"
Yeah Conax, Obozo n the Ziogank (Nuland, Fischer, Soros, the Grand Chessboard, cs) and the paid shills (Mc Cain cs) better f*ck up using strapons instead of bananas... lol
FIX YOUR GOD DAMNED CHARACHTER ENCODING ALREADY!
ocd much?
Human beings are a tribal animal and that is why we have nations- but nationalism is a dirty word among the elites.
Why does this whole sanctions thing remind me of the scene from Monte Python and the Holy Grail when they first ran across the french castle and had insults slung at them...
...... I was thinking of a different scene from the same movie, with Russia playing the part of the rabbit
" why it's just a little bunny rabbit .... what's he going to do nibble on your bum??"
Dollar up, stocks up, gold down. The West is obviously winning! All your women are ours! Muhahahaha!
- Janet Napolitano
If the West tries anything stupid, the Russians look willing to volunteer for the front. NATO/EU/Obongo do you think you will get anyone to fight for the BIS/GS/JPM/Fed/IMF/ECB and other assorted scumbags?
Check this one too, shared by @ER_Insider: "If You Press The Spring Too Hard" - http://t.co/TRO3ba5R1q
http://neftegaz.ru/news/view/121132/?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitt...
They banned freedom fries ?
Barak Hussein does not eat bananas from a fridge, he eats bananas from Reggie Love's underwear.....
Everyone would know Barak was queer if he were a Republican
I also wouldn't let Obama use my toilet or eat the bananas in my fridge.
He can eat the banana in my pants.
A lot of Ordinary Americans will side with Russia. Obama has no idea how many Americans he has pissed off. All starting with his violations of the 1st, 4th and Second Amendments. Throw in the lies, deceit and NSA and he is probably close to a mutiny. I will probably be considered a terroist for writing this and detained indefinitely.
What ever you do not proclaim any sort of Christian leaning as that would close the circle on you
20 years ago you would have seen me cheering and yelling at the tv for Rocky to beat the shit out of Drago, or for Patrick Swayze go guerrilla and grease the mid-west-invading Russians. Now I find myself laughing my ass off at the cartoon of Putin delivering a brutal left hook to our own Bath House Barry.
It is sad but true.
Whats the big deal, none of the big Government lackeys is welcome in my area.
I know it has already been brought up many times but here it is again:
Tylers, please do tell ZH administrator to enable UTF-8 for this website. I am sure lots of readers would rather see orignal text instead of ?????? ???????. Per Alexa, ~50% of ZH readers are from outside the U.S.
Thank you in advance.
Cyrillic is perfectly displayed, should be loading time or your browser settings.
Thanks, alentia. The problem with the pictures was caused by an add-on
You know what they say in the Russian Army?
What's that?
Toughky shitsky!
I'd like to take a moment to thank the GOP for making us look like a bunch of Imperialist ass-clowns and the Democrats for not having the balls to either stop it, or follow through. Bang up job guys.
Added gratuity;
Thank you for butt f-cking yourself on the international stage.
Neocon's are driving this train wreck. 99% of Neocon's in Washington are not military veterans, they are college frat punks who believe all the right wing bullshit their idols in the state controlled media feed them. Neocon's have sent genreations of my family to war, the most recent being my daughter's husband in Iraq. Now, he is disabled from bomb blasts and all the Neocon's are healthly happy and unstressed. These Neocons need to be taken to the woodshed and beaten with a strap and kicked in their tiny balls. All they have is a mouth and a coward's arrogance knowing they will never fight. They have the white trash to do that for them. Also, check the religion of the most rabid neocons. You know what it is!!
Bill Kristol is tired of Americans being war weary and we need to be "Awakened and Rallied" to war (doesn't matter which):
“A war-weary public can be awakened and rallied,” Kristol cheers. “Indeed, events are right now doing the awakening. All that’s needed is the rallying. And the turnaround can be fast.”
In my humble opinion the rallying he may get is for him to shut his pie hole.
Several "missing" Boeing 777s might do it...Too bad if Bibi survives, he will have the the mitwisser clear the fields around Gaza and Golan.
Bee Bee Nut and Yahoo?
He had a hat stand in NYC. He's an experienced retailer and learned the american accent real good. He's my choice to lead us to Armageddon.
What could it hurt?
Well, yer either wid us, eer again us.
Country first!
Love it or leave it ya goddamn hippy, and get a haircut
(nothing really changes. Just the words used to deliver the bullshit into the brains of the dumbasses).
Jack, sorry to hear about your son inlaw.
Keep the faith.
your alleged "victim" volunteered to fight their war!
An odd thing happened in my Broca/Wernicke area the other night as I was catching up on my viewing of. "The Americans".
Last season I was 'unsympathetic' to what they were trying to accomplish in Cold War, their merciless tactics, and the recruitment of bureaucrats thru blackmail.
All of a sudden I find myself cheering and rooting for them, in hopes that they could have toppled the United States government thru those tactics and any others they might choose.
I credit this change of heart to the growing awareness of what a despicable bunch of corrupt assholes have done to the U.S. both on Wall Street and D.C.
Is it that difficult to use energy as a foreign policy tool? Why use the military when you can threaten to be their economic competitor? Hey, Obama, we are producing more and more shale gas and you promised that we are going to be the leading exporter, what batter market to sell that shale gas to than Europe? And what better way to make Ukraine an all important entity that stands as a giant fuck you to Russia than making it the ports that American gas will go through?
nah, too much reality.
Hey, that's a fine idea. Now tell us how to get that gas to Europe in sufficient quantities Einstein. Waiting..........
The Slavs should wake up and smell the coffee. There is no business like shoah business.
So now even the Russians dislike Obama. How can he still be POTUS. Everybody dislike him now.
If they kick you with the left jackboot it feels just the same as when they kick you with the right jackboot. The only difference is the tread mark. Putin and Obama would never kick each other without orders.
They are both aristocrats. We are their prey.
Wake up.
Life is tough, no doubt.
But when your as dumb shit stupid as Obama life is a real bitch.
Awwwww poor russians.... Thats as tough as their sanctions can get. Kinda pathetic
"Awwwww poor russians.... Thats as tough as their sanctions can get. Kinda pathetic"
A fine example for the saying: "Why remain silent and allow people wonder about your intelligence, when you can speak and dispel all doubt."
Good job!!
Watch out Obama!http://englishrussia.com/2008/04/03/the-black-russian-army/
Pure comedy.
I wish HL Mencken were still alive.
Have we forbidden Barry & Friends from posting on ZH? Well, let's get on that shall we?
Bankster-Oligarch Team A vs. Bankster-Oligarch Team B. Bankster-Oligarch Team C sits on the sidelines with the popcorn.
I've got no dog in this fight but I would pay 20 oz of gold (Maple Leafs anyone?) to watch the paid asshole from Team A fight the paid asshole from Team B in a cage match to the death. The asshole from Team C gets to take on the winner. Naturally, no one leaves the cage, they all get to rot.