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Soros Has A Modest Proposal For How To Punish Russia

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Having warned of Putin's blind-spot (and Merkel's position of potential leadership) in the Europe-US-Russia debacle, billionaire investor George Soros has some ideas on how to punish Russia (and some warnings on the consequences)...

  • *SOROS SAYS PUTIN 'ACTING OUT OF WEAKNESS'
  • *SOROS SAYS UKRAINE CRISIS IS LEADERSHIP CHANCE FOR MERKEL
  • *SOROS SAYS MERKEL'S LEADERSHIP HAS GROWN IN UKRAINE CRISIS
  • *SOROS SAYS U.S. SELLING OIL RESERVES WOULD HURT RUSSIA
  • *SOROS SAYS U.S. HOLDS 'STRONGEST SANCTION' WITH OIL RESERVE

Via Bloomberg,

Russian President Putin sought to prop up flagging support at home in a move that “turned him adventurous abroad and repressive at home,” billionaire investor and Chairman of the Open Society Institute George Soros said today during a podium discussion in Berlin.

Soros also said:

Putin “acting out of weakness” following sag in domestic popularity since beginning second term as president

 

On Merkel: Ukraine crisis “an opportunity for the chancellor to emerge as the leader of a united Europe, not just a chancellor preoccupied with the national interests of Germany.”

And added that the US still holds the biggest bazooka...

“Strongest sanction” against Russia “is in the hands of the United States” because U.S. could sell crude from the Strategic Oil Reserve and depress prices, investor George Soros says during panel discussion in Berlin.

 

Says Russia needs oil at $100/bbl “to balance the budget”

The problem, Soros notes, is...

“Task is to help Ukraine rather than just punishing Russia because just punishing Russia will push Putin further into a corner and as a wounded animal he would strike back and it would be a lose-lose proposition.”

So will Obama shoot himself in the foot?

 

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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573882 Payne
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What Soros meant to say:

  • *SOROS SAYS PUTIN 'ACTING OUT OF WEAKNESS' - yes Obama's weakness
  • *SOROS SAYS UKRAINE CRISIS IS LEADERSHIP CHANCE FOR MERKEL - Chance for Merkel to realign with Russia
  • *SOROS SAYS MERKEL'S LEADERSHIP HAS GROWN IN UKRAINE CRISIS- Grown to realize what a dummy Obama is
  • *SOROS SAYS U.S. SELLING OIL RESERVES WOULD HURT RUSSIA-  Selling oil reserves would hurt Russia for only a short time
  • *SOROS SAYS U.S. HOLDS 'STRONGEST SANCTION' WITH OIL RESERVE-  US hand is weak and oil reserves is only card worth holding not playing.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:34 | 4573961 Mountainview
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Selling from strategic reserves to dump oil price would hurt shaloe ventures at first.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:55 | 4574086 prains
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I thought a "strategic" reserve is exactly that....strategic. Why play a checkers move and dump a valuable resource held for "strategic" purposes only to see the effect run out in a month and guess what....you have NO FUCKING strategic reserve left.

What does an adversary do once you have NO strategic reserve.......pounce!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:04 | 4574135 TheFourthStooge-ing
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SOROS: DRAIN AMERICA FIRST

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 19:05 | 4574773 Greenskeeper_Carl
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I can't be the only one that noticed the " oil must be kept above 100/barrel for Russia to balance it's budget" part of that? And does anyone know if that is true? Because if it is true then it's the most important line of this article, IMO. If that's true, Russia holds a big time upper hand over the US and Europe in years to come. Oil is almost assuredly going to stay above that level pretty much from here on out, regardless of what shenanigans this admin pulls for a few weeks with the SPR. So all they have to do is keep selling oil and may has at or above current levels, and their economy will grow as the US/EU continues to sink into a black hole of debt.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:22 | 4573888 ebworthen
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I trust in the powerful Mach 5; I just can't find the keys or Trixie.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:03 | 4574133 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Chim-Chim is in the White House.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:30 | 4574454 WillyGroper
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you forgot the P.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:23 | 4573896 Stoploss
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Did Soros read this??

 

http://rense.com/general75/zoil.htm

 

We're swimming in the shit NOW George..  By all means, release the 'reserves'.  LOL!!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:09 | 4574155 knukles
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The Rooskies have never ever held to a shortage or peak oil.  Their manifest belief is that oil is abiotic and that's why you can find oodles of the shit at 40,000 feet.
The only thing not at 40,000 feet is that Malay jet gone missing.
What a buncha diversions!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:28 | 4574247 Seize Mars
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Knuckles, aka zippy,
You are correct. They've shown this over and over. I really don't know why anyone would choose to ignore the data. Peak oil is fake, and it's obvious.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 08:31 | 4576276 Rakshas
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.... I know right ...what a bunch of retards we are out here drilling more and more holes in the middle of the ocean, building rigs like there is no tomorrow and all this time it's been right there. Those friggin Canadians - hmmmmm they are either a shrewd bunch selling oily dirt by the cubic mile - what is it 60% of Amoaricas imported oil comes from north of the border..... or are they really really dumb for digging all that dirt instead of just drilling down to the honey pot?? 

But seriously, whether Abiotic or Biotic the fact is the reservoirs are being drawn down and are not able to keep up, we pump water downhole to force oil to the surface but in some of the largest fields we are getting more and more water return, we send wells in all directions but the recovery  still follows a bell curve and it doesn't come back in quantities that will support the current usage.  Whether we believe peak oil is real or not is somewhat inconsequential in a world that is behaving as if peak oil is very real.   

"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function."... Albert Bartlett

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:52 | 4574334 Golden Rule
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Wow, thanks for the link Stoploss.  I love this site.  I learn something everyday!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:24 | 4573909 Sophist Economicus
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Soros must be adding to an oil short position and wants help from his lefties in the USA

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:38 | 4573992 gmrpeabody
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Norton..., I think you're on to something.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:28 | 4573933 mrdenis
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Always two sides to ever story ..........http://i.imgur.com/ajLMqQ0.jpg

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:36 | 4573974 tsuki
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Obama or Merkel?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:37 | 4573988 stant
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putin ask" how many divisions does this soros have?"

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:55 | 4574091 Wile-E-Coyote
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Putin asks how many tank divisions can you run on no oil. Yeah America please run your oil stocks down, we will wait.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:31 | 4574265 disabledvet
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we have an energy revolution well underway ("tons of oil, no need for it anymore")...the only exception being of course...the Federal Government...which is by far the largest consumer of oil.

Hmmmm. "not good" and thus making this a "non-solution." (how ironic if we went to war with Russia over oil the world did not need anymore, yes?)

Leaving that thought aside..."punishment" is pretty straight forward: "swift, certain, severe."
Releasing the SPR's would be none of that...nor will any "sanction" (least of all of the economic kind. You think Putin's goin' down in the next election? bwahahahahaha.)

"In order to deal with the bully you have to confront him." To me that means respecting his point of view ("he is different from me") but also showing you have one yourself ("back the phuck down asshole.") sounds "weird" i know...but "this gives us room to talk" because there is no "thinking" involved...calculation, yes...but not "thinking." (forget "staring"...get right into his "space" when you say it.)

of course...at this point this is all just words that i speak now, yes? "we're already beyond the point of no return" yes? "Putin must strike to finish the subroutine." (Tel Aviv? Tehran? Algiers?) And of course "the other side must be prepared to counter-strike" too. (or is that a pre-emptive strike? did we start something here?)

ain't no phuckin' game that's fer sure.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:38 | 4573997 orez65
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"So do you trust Putin or Soros more?"

It's not a matter of trust, it's a matter of who makes sense.

As much as I despise Soros, he makes sense.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:08 | 4574148 toys for tits
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Only 20% of the US's daily use can be released per day so it would take 160 days to release it all into the wild.

Whose to say that OPEC wouldn't just reduce production to offset this inflow for a few months thus sustaining prices where they are.  

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Petroleum_Reserve_(United_States)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:23 | 4574232 luckylogger
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There is something already happening in the oil markets. The WTI Brent spread has narrowed 50% in the last couple of weeks with Brent dropping the most. This is a sign that OPEC is pumping more no matter what they say. Historically when the SPR gets released then OPEC produces more to make up the money with volume and it turns into a self perpetuating circle for about 6 months until oil drops by 40-50%. By then Putin is finished and then they can tighten up supply and get their money back. Iran would be just as guilty as everybody else of pumping as much as they can- biting the hand that feeds it for a few buks.

Then all you Putin lovers can say how great the fuking crook is and go enjoy spring break in Siberia, but it will be another free for all when Putin dies and he will die someday. Maybe not soon but nobody knows the future. No lets see how many red arrow i get with this one!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:52 | 4574338 ParkAveFlasher
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Nice cans!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:51 | 4574052 Goldenballs
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Translated - Soros said I hate Russia and I am down to my last 5 Billion and in this shit I,ve covered every angle.

 

Obama - George,stop shitting your pants I,ll send you over a couple of container loads of QE.

 

Putin - And put that bum on the no visit list too.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:19 | 4574616 NotApplicable
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I for one, welcome the idea of Soros going bust over one of his failed psy-ops!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 20:30 | 4575074 Karl von Bahnhof
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Translated - we are desperate!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:50 | 4574069 Offthebeach
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Why punish Putin? He wants a bunch more welfare Russians, more dump no-water- infrastructure- power-money-pit, more power to him. He wants to water ski the Back mini-Sea behind a poor made, worse maintained, 1960's museum Soviet Cruiser, fine.

Anyone feels strongly can enlist in the Ukranian Army. But, thats not going to happen.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:02 | 4574125 Freddie
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Soros backed the coup.   He and Zuckerberg are funding the amnesty push.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:14 | 4574181 hungarianboy
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I have a modest proposal for Soros.

 

 

Go fuck yourself!
Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:52 | 4574335 Bokkenrijder
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So lemme guess: Soros is short oil...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:52 | 4574339 Breezy47
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Soros hates America more than Putipoot.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 23:10 | 4575541 TheReplacement
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I don't think Putin hates anyone.  He just understands the game and is pretty good at it.  I don't think human life is much more valuable to Putin that to Soros.  I would not want my kids to grow up to be like either of them.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:10 | 4574398 post turtle saver
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if it's a choice between Soros and Putin... put all my money on red

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 23:11 | 4575546 TheReplacement
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Is there a term for an investment that has a built in hedge?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 06:06 | 4576058 merizobeach
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Indeed, there is, and if I had enough of it, I'd fashion a baseball bat out of it. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:15 | 4574415 Rathmullan
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just another psychopath talking his book.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:37 | 4574479 Jannn
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In Gold We Trust Under Attack

 

http://www.ingoldwetrust.ch/gold-trust-attack

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:39 | 4574482 Cynicles
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Soros is wise in the ways he attempts to adjust a temp reduction in oil prices - he could make a few dollars from such an event. That evil POS Soros never does anyhting that will not directly benefit Soros.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:43 | 4574493 drendebe10
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WTF?  Sell oil from strategic reserve???  Good idea.....  Wutta f*kin arrogant, overpriveliged, overpaid moron...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:59 | 4574552 Johnny Cocknballs
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What an obtuse, false dilemma, n/w the upvotes.

Few creatures on earth are more inclined to lie and cheat you than Soros.

Putin cane in after the oligarchs raped Russian wealth and undid much of the damage. This doesn't make him perfect, it makes him the leader Russia pretty much needed to have given the oligarchs, mafia, and western ngos.

I trust that he'll defend Russia against ZATO expansion and terror and will say so.  The Mouth of Soros will promise freedom and opportunity but bring debt slavery and rule by technocrats, bankers, and even more foreign oligarchs like himself.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 23:14 | 4575555 TheReplacement
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I would respect Putin a lot more if he did more than just play to win.  If he spoke out and exposed it all to the masses the effect could be very beneficial.  Since he keeps his mouth shut I think he is just the leader of a rival mafia family.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:07 | 4574577 kita27
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Balance the budget?! ha ha, like the US does?    Im sure he would just go into deficit until the shit blew over.  Fuck the market and shitty ass market solutions, the market IS NOT REAL!   Land, people, and capital are real!   Go Russia, show the world that the global market is a complete fraud.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:42 | 4574696 bruce1337
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Yes, but IS REAL! Always wondered why it's being pronounced that way...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:17 | 4574611 BabylonDeer
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I'm starting to believe, that all this WWIII scenario is just a circus that shows us the change of stakes of the BIG ONES of this world from a collapsing empire to a "resurging" one.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:22 | 4574631 hardmedicine
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Hello everyone, this is Miss Anthrope.... zero hedge (or I) lost my password....... so hi there !

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:35 | 4574672 venturen
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Why the heck do we care about Ukraine? Talk about a mountain of mole hill. If we were smart...just leave a divided ukraine and when things get good in the other part under the EU then they will want to come back. This is bizarre. 

 

Stupid Soros would sell his mother for a bad price.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:38 | 4574675 Bindar Dundat
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RacerX   Obama?

             Judas?

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 23:02 | 4575520 TheReplacement
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In this case, I trust Soros more.  He clearly thinks it won't work out and calls it a lose-lose.  Who knows how Putin will react?  He seems smarter than most.  I think Soros is trying to warn the other PTB that this dog just won't hunt for them.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 03:04 | 4575899 obelisks
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There is no word to describe how despicable Soros is   a scumbag of the first order

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:13 | 4573832 Manthong
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He's only saying that because he is a Nazi.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573872 McMolotov
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Never trust a man whose name is an anagram of "Go ogre sores!"

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:25 | 4573912 Dr. Engali
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Lol.... +1

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:00 | 4574114 Beard of Zeus
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"I'm valid turnip"

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:11 | 4574161 McMolotov
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I guess that means Putin's cool. Illegitimate turnips — that's what you have to watch out for.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:38 | 4574291 ParkAveFlasher
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Best line of reasoning EVER.  "I'm valid, turnip" is the ZH version of "I'm your huckleberry."

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:15 | 4574189 Black Warrior W...
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Bar Cab Oak Ma 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:33 | 4574464 RafterManFMJ
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Well, good first effort, my negro.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 08:07 | 4576232 ebear
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"Bar Cab"

Rat heah:

http://tinyurl.com/qzcp9gz

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:49 | 4574060 jaxville
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Soros a Nazi? He is head of the filth parade. Don't slander Nazis by association with Soros

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:21 | 4574219 Manthong
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I should have been a little more thoughtful..

Himmler was a paragon of virtue compared to this creep.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:40 | 4574297 Tim_
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George Soros, born as Schwartz György, is a jew.


The Man Who Moves Markets

"Soros was born to an upper-middle-class Jewish family in Budapest in 1930."

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:13 | 4573835 happel
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Soros clearly long Brent & WTI. Does not want reserves to hurt his positions.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573876 Event Horizon
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Soros has been buying HALLIBURTON

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:14 | 4573838 SandiaMan
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Fuck George Soros

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:26 | 4573918 krispkritter
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This feeling seems to be trending.  Carry on...or in Soros' case, carrion.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:14 | 4573839 skins1
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oligarch soros

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:14 | 4573840 holmes
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POS Soros must be short oil.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:15 | 4573842 Max Damage
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So Soros who has more oil, gas, and minerals? US strategic reserve or Russia. Now piss off with the bullshit

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:15 | 4573845 SDRII
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What is the price of oil in open society shekels?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:16 | 4573846 sixsigma cygnus...
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*SOROS SAYS SOROS STANDS TO MAKE BILLIONS BASED ON FREE POLITICAL ADVICE TO US AND EU

*SOROS SAYS OOPS

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573871 ParkAveFlasher
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*SOROS SAYS SOROS' DIAPER IS HOLDING SOMETHING OILY, AND NEEDS CHANGING

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:36 | 4573979 Mountainview
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Soros is long whom in the current Ukraine leadership?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:20 | 4574218 Freddie
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Soros helped fund the coup and hand picked the new Ukraine leadership. 

You try to post anything that is not NWO and NeoCon party line on hating Putin hysteria over at National Review and they delete within seconds.   Bill Buckley and his klan were all The Company men for the agency like the Bush klan.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:15 | 4574413 Doubleguns
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Maybe Soros bought the snipers. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 22:36 | 4575436 chindit13
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Or Putin.

The PM of Estonia, Iurie Leanca, said recently that Putin is now funding a separatist movement by ethnic Russians in Estonia, fomenting yet more trouble.

Putin's hero worshippers are in Russia (save for Pussy Riot and Gary Kasparov) and in the comments section of Zerohedge.  Not so many in the Baltics, the "Stans", Poland, Finland, etc.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 22:47 | 4575471 TheMeatTrapper
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Funny how telling the truth about the EU and Obama makes one a "Putin worshipper" to some here. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 22:32 | 4575428 chindit13
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Wow, Freddie, you sure are well connected.  You know everything!  What Soros does, Zuckerberg…everybody.  It’s positively eerie.   Come on, Freddie, come clean.  You’re Mossad, right?  Or are you Keith Alexander?  Is that who you are, because you’d need Keith’s kind of tech to know so much?  No wait, you’re CHAOS!  That’s it.

 

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:15 | 4573847 fonzannoon
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die

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:18 | 4573863 Grande Tetons
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I sense a theme in your posts today, Fonzie. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:23 | 4573901 krispkritter
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He's turned into an eternal optomist?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:27 | 4573922 Grande Tetons
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Soros, is 83 I think. These old bastards keep chugging along like an old Chevy Pick Up. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:49 | 4574057 Intoxicologist
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And blow even more smoke.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:53 | 4574077 Overfed
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Non-synthetic human growth hormone is pretty spendy. Only wealthy fucks like Sores(intentional sic) can afford it and have a source for it that doesn't land them in prison.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:02 | 4574122 skins1
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American made trucks don't run that long

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:11 | 4574160 krispkritter
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But apparently 'European-made' schmucks do...which would you rather have?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:16 | 4574196 skins1
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a toyota

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:16 | 4573848 Dr. Richard Head
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Balanced budget?   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

No governments care about that shit.  Carry on...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:22 | 4574628 NotApplicable
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My first thought as well.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:16 | 4573849 machineh
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We drove interest rates to zero.

Now watch us drive oil down to zero.

FREE GAS: WINNING!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:27 | 4573853 PlusTic
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Gyorgi Schwartz's (aka Soros) proposal is to make Putin listen to him talk for 5 hours...enough to bore anyone to death

 

Apparently this douche bag is short oil now...talking his book again

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:46 | 4574046 agent default
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What do you think his plan would do to all those shale and fraking operations?  I say bring it on.  Lets see who comes out laughing in the long run.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:17 | 4573858 Magnum
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Drain the US strategic oil reserve to punish Russia? Sounds like a scam that benefits no American.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:22 | 4573895 SDRII
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buy high sell low; stimulus program

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:17 | 4573860 Bastiat
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So when the STRATEGIC reserves are tapped out then what?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573870 Winston Churchill
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Attack Iran to liberate 'our' oil.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:21 | 4573885 youngman
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That is when Putin attacks....

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:22 | 4573889 earnyermoney
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Replinish from Soros at a nice profit to him. POS.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:39 | 4574003 tsuki
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Eh?  He'll be dead.  No prob for him.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:18 | 4573866 i_call_you_my_base
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All this shows is that the West has nothing.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:19 | 4573869 ebworthen
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100-1 Soros is already positioned to profit from his "suggestions".

I say we start hanging American oligarchs like Soros today.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:30 | 4573936 arcos
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we should start hanging Giördi today. He is too old and too rich. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:35 | 4574280 trader1
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don't hang anyone.

why not take a permanent speculation vacation?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573873 Invinciblehandaxe
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Oooh yeeez do it dumb fucks americans please do it

We will get cheaper oil for like a onewhole month and then your reservs will be gone sold for below market prices

Fuck yeaah that i call a punishment

This is getting really entertaining never ever seen so many dumbfucks

making look amerika likea bunch of retarded pussies

i reallyam enjoying this show

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573875 earnyermoney
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Soros. LOL. Talkin his book. POS. He's to Libtards what Koch is to Repugs.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:32 | 4573951 BKbroiler
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spot on, as the brits say.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:21 | 4574221 knukles
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Jolly bit of good buggery, eh what?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573878 Infinite QE
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Putin will release photos of Soros in his nazi-collaborator uniform.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573880 bankonzhongguo
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Jesus Christ!

Another "Strategic Oil Reserve" squak?!

Yep.  US must sell its oil assets under market to corporate shills and of course sell oil it bought cheap in order to replenish it at higher prices.

Please let this walking cancer perish from the Earth with the likes of Fred Phelps.

"Back to your coffin Vampyre!"

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:20 | 4573884 Stinko da Munk
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This proposal makes as much sense as betting on John McCain in a jumping jacks contest. Geezumkristo, shouldn't he be out searching for Malaysia 370 or something?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:22 | 4573892 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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SOROS SAYS U.S. SELLING OIL RESERVES WOULD HURT OPEC

 

Fixed that for you.

 

*SOROS SAYS U.S. HOLDS 'STRONGEST SANCTION' WITH OIL RESERVE

Yes that is true if you wanted threaten OPEC and USD hedgemony in pricing of oil you sell your reserves and then Russia says fuck all you clowns we don't price our oil in USD and using weaker paper busts the whole game wide open.

 

What a 2 faced P.O.S. Soros is. We know what team he is playing for now...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:24 | 4573906 Winston Churchill
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There was never a doubt in my mind.

A sleeper.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:42 | 4574023 ParkAveFlasher
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SO, the Dollar gets the Soros treatment? 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:25 | 4573897 John McCloy
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  Isn't this the young lad who used to go door to door at 15 for the Nazi regime and report back on his compatriots...selling out his fellow Jews? 

     Maybe somebody should make note that our reserves are finite and all Putin has to do is ratchet back production...maybe even hint to Iran to do the same. He still holds the Gazpron trump card so the absolute stupidest thing to do is even bring energy INTO this conversation with this man who is resolute. 

    The U.S/EU are still trying to play Mickey Mouse games with rhetoric..those days are over..Putin has viable options and is partenered with China..we have only the military option which is not an option. The days of our boogeyman fear mongering and arm twisting with seperate rules are over to exert our hypocrisy ...they ended 3 weeks ago.

    Do not fuck with a nation that actually manufactures and produces and collects their resources...espcially when we are a nation that solely consumes and produces debt and reality shows. Oh and they are allied with the nation that is the world's factory in China. Yet they are going to try and potentially get us killed. 

     I do not even know why people are questioning if the Cold War is back..It without question is back and now on the front that is non-military Russia now holds the advantage..and this is what happens when you have a 17 Trillion dollar debt and no longer make any products with no signs of reversing course until we are forced to which at this stage is what we may need to save our republic.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:31 | 4573942 JailBank
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John hold on one second, we are still cranking out Facebook updates and Twitter feeds faster than any nation on Earth.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:03 | 4574129 TPTB_r_TBTF
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i am fairly certain that chinese prisoners hold the top rankings in both those areas.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:40 | 4574295 trader1
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how can you save something that never was?

it's time to evolve anyways.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:23 | 4574634 NotApplicable
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$17T in debt vs. worlds #1 oil producer.

Should be a real hoot!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:23 | 4573900 Stinko da Munk
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OK, here's my plan.

"Vlad, either you give back the Crimea or we will immediately send you Kanye West, all the Kardashians, Justin Bieber and just for good measure, Janet Napolitano. No shit, we have them loaded on the plane right now."

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:51 | 4574064 agent default
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Vlad:  Send them over.  I will just send them all to Katyn.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:23 | 4573902 arcos
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To György Soros from Hungrya , the world No. 1 hedge fund manager, philantrop, master speculator, multi Billion rich: 

Russia is the world top oil exporter (next is Saudi Arbabia). Should they reduce the export volume? should they go away from the Petro $ System?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:26 | 4573917 Angus McHugepenis
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I have a modest proposal for George.

Dear George, allow me to get within arms length of you and the world will be a better place.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:39 | 4574002 Inthemix96
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Angus,

Words directly from my own mouth.  Well played.

This old cunt should be pushing up daisies, not spouting his senile old mouth off.

Kudos my friend.

;-)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:56 | 4574349 Angus McHugepenis
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Inthemix96: Sent you a contact request via Zh's system. Not sure if anyone notices those but if you care to chat use my first name at hush.com

PS: haven't seen you in a while.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:18 | 4574423 Inthemix96
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I'm as thick as fuck on a computer angus my friend, ask Manipuflation.

I will try as I can mate.

Havent seen you about here either my friend.  Hope all is well with you and yours.

;-)

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:58 | 4574547 Angus McHugepenis
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Lol... no worries. I'll spell it out. You can email me at angus@hush.com

I don't give a rat's ass if I get email spam up the wazzoo. Only the real stuff gets through.

Fucking Manipuflation... that fucker needs to post a contact email on his fucking website (boatingaccidentnews.com) so we can spam the fuck out of him, lol!!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:52 | 4574075 TheMeatTrapper
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Hell fucking yes.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 18:41 | 4574686 drdolittle
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If I'm on the jury you can count on jury nullification. Or at least a hung jury. And, I will vote for your innocence too.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:37 | 4573919 CrashisOptimistic
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People who don't understand oil are dangerous.

Why does he think Russia is the only exporter enjoying $100 oil?  Does he think the Saudis want $50 oil?  Or Kuwait?  Or the UAE?

The Saudis have no particular desire to supply the market.  They can fund their domestic spending with 7 million bpd pumped rather than 9, and if they get enough price increase there would no loss of revenue.  But more important . . . THEY know Ghawar is depleting.  They want to save it for their future citizenry.  Why would they want to save it for someone else?  So an export fall is a favorable thing for the Saudis.  Russia, too.  Save it for themselves and let the US and EU get more desperate.

The US SPR is not enough oil to matter.  Release it monthly.  Russia and KSA would reduce output to hold the price up, then when the SPR is empty, bring back output sloooowly.

This is delusion.  When the other side has the winning hand, there is always a preference to believe something else.  This is part of the whole belief that Putin is "playing chess while Obama plays checkers."

The truth is it doesn't matter who is in charge.  It doesn't matter if it's a grandmaster playing an amateur.  The amateur will win if he has 4 rooks and 3 queens and the grandmaster has only 1 pawn.  Russia's oil dominance is going to relentlessly assert itself.

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:27 | 4573920 Dr. Engali
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I can guarafuckingntee you that George Soros' only concern is Geroge Soros.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:27 | 4573924 DollarMenu
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Soros, isn't he the one who started his fortune by pulling the gold fillings out of dead jews in Nazi death camps?

Well, he must know a thing or two about what is right.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:28 | 4573928 GooseShtepping Moron
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Just how much oil does Soros think is in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve? According to Wikipedia, the SPR has a maximum capacity of 727 million barrels; a little less than 9 days' worth of global consumption, or 36 days of US consumption. Selling off that oil wouldn't punish Russia, it punishes the US.

How do idiots like Soros get to be so rich in the first place?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:31 | 4573948 bluskyes
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They can use QE to buy oil directly from oil companies, and then sell it on the open market at depressed prices.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:35 | 4573966 yogibear
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The way to stop that is to crash the US dollar. If the US dollar is worthless they can't do jack.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:32 | 4573952 JailBank
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Wonder what the price would be when we had to fill those 700+ million barrel orders.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:37 | 4573981 magpie
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uh...by selling the American SPR ?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:18 | 4574205 wisefool
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Three beautiful statist words: Code of Taxation.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:23 | 4574231 Comte d'herblay
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I have to give you a thumbs down for asking how a Soros can become a Midas. 

And calling him an idiot, which he is plainly not. 

If I can get you to sell me your house for 50% less than market value by telling you there are termites that have eaten away the foundation, your man cave is flooded, and the electrical grid is shutting down and you believe me because I'm Soros, then I have the opportunity to sell it someone else at double what I paid, by having the house certified against any pests. I lied about the flooding and the electrical grid is only being 50% utilized. 

And Most of all if I can get powerful people outside of me to make these announcements, and pretend to just be an observer, I gain legitimacy as a completely uninterested, nothing to gain Hungarian Jew. 

 

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:32 | 4573943 yogibear
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Watch out, Soros won't say anthing unless Dr Evil stands to make billions off of it.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:31 | 4573944 wakablahh
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Soros is old.  Do you think he cares about the long term when the US has to buy oil at a high price to refill it's reserves it originally bought low?  He's OLD and therefore only cares about the short-term. 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:31 | 4573945 Stroke
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I had to sign in to up vote you

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 17:47 | 4574512 forwardho
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Good for you!

Now that you have well and truly screwed yourself, Jump right in and enjor the ride.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:34 | 4573960 Carl Popper
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Quit trying to police the world you dumbfucks.

Russia is just reclaiming their property.

We need good relations with Russia so I can keep buying cheap ammo and super awesome Saiga products.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:03 | 4574131 Rakshas
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Yeah you could say they are reclaiming thier property .... but .... and perhaps I am being really really naive here ..... the people of Crimea it would appear have excercised self determination, lucky bastards..

But what I really wanted to say is FUCK YOU SOROS AND ANY PRESSTITUTE THAT GIVES YOU ONE SECOND OF AIRTIME TO SPEW YOUR POISONOUS LIES DIE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT DIE.....

....er sorry, had a little tourettes moment it seems  

 

 

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:36 | 4573972 Hayabusa
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Whatever Soros says you can bet it's designed to benefit/profit himself more than anyone else.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:36 | 4573980 doggis
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IS GEORGIE BOY FRONT RUNNING HIS OWN SUGGESTIONS? IS HE LOADED ON THE SHORT SIDE OF THE OIL TRADE???

 

HMMMMMMMM.........................................

 

GEORGIE BOY YOU ONLY HAVE 3 YEARS LEFT OF LIFE - TRY SNOWBOARDING!

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 16:14 | 4574184 Comte d'herblay
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Do chickens have beaks?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:38 | 4573995 smacker
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Too bad Soros didn't spell out that Merkel's leadership in the Ukraine debacle included being directly involved in stirring up the revolution.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 15:38 | 4573999 agent default
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There are only two possible explanations for this.

1)  Soros is an irrelevant, impotent fool, trying to talk his book and desperately trying to look relevant.

2) Soros is right and Vlad has run out of Polonium.

 

But to be realistic here.  If Soros was in anyway in charge of any of this and not just a State Department stooge, he would be an ex-Soros long before any of this started.  He would be an ex-Soros before he could realize any of this was going to happen.

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