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Spot The Odd One Out
One of these markets has recovered all of the post-Yellen move from yesterday... (and only one)...
Charts: Bloomberg
Bonus Chart (by request) - Financials diverging from the yield curve once again (seen before - so buy steepeners, sell XLF?) the last divergence was the taper-tantrum
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VICTORY?!?!?!?!
Go Bots, go! Go Bots, go!
Bonus chart the finanicals vs the flattening yield curve and let me know that shits not odd... its all odd.
CHUCK SCHUMER
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Damn! This is a tough one! Let's see now....
Could it be.... DOOR NUMBER THREE!
SPX looks like a happy face....Have a nice day....now where's the yellow balloon
Oh! I got it!
It's the S&P!
took me a minute too
S&P 500 is smiling on Happiness day.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/kellie-edwards/10-happy-ways-to-celebrat_b...
BTFATH and eat your salads with Freedom Dressing. Because America.
'Murica.... there, fixed it for ya..... :)
Here's a question for Tyler - or anyone else who likes to play with charts - would a strategy of purchasing SPX at closing bell on FOMC release day and selling at opening 3 days later beat a buy and hold strategy since Jan 1, 2012? It sure looks that way. Which, by the way, suggests the market is nervous, very, very dradfully nervous and that the FOMC has more to do with market gains and losses than the overall economy or any of those silly fundamentals.
Looks like the Shutup & Print 500
They should make Bullshit a commodity so it can be tracked
I believe that would be the hockey stick graph of the century!
This is a pretty good substitute:
https://www.google.com/finance?q=fb
AHAHAHA! and a mass failure of social intelligence in which people are easily tricked or manipulated into an ill-advised course of action, that's gullibility and as long as everything we do is getting tracked, that ought to be tracked, too.
Whew. I was starting to worry that stock prices had started to accurately reflect the economic environment.
And that's just crazy talk.
by seeing short term rates higher sooner than in the distant future and tapering--which will create a stock market sell off/correction--and push money into long bonds....she will single-handedly invert the yeild curve with only 2-3 press conferences.
they inverted the yeild curve in 2007 too, once they saw the sub prime bubble--only b/c it was deflating---and raised rates, "b/c the economy is so strong"....then Bear blew up; then fnma/freddie went inverted..
its slow at first, then all at once.
if we went full retard awhile ago, then I'm not sure what we can call this?
fuller retarder?
moar full retard?
overfull retard?
I give up?
I call it the Biden/Kerry Effect.
Full braindead.
Are folks not listening. Never supposed to go full retard. Never!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q
Barney Frank syndrome
At this level, a person:
So much for the FED credibility.
Now that they have found a formula that works (QE forever) they suddenly decided to end this magnificient activity. However later they will continue the QE anyway... JMHO.
Won't last long.
$usd will break 79 sooner or later i can taste it
Thx to Vlad & Janet
dear mr. bernakyellen. i am so sorry i raised cash last week. don't know what the fuck i was thinking. anyway i btfd bigtime yesterday and hope i am back in your good graces. i'm at a pub right now watching Dayton/Ohio state and hoping you have things under control. I promise i will never, ever, raise cash again. Thaaaaaanks.
Yellen must love her pretty stock market illusion.
What a surprise, right on futures/options expiration...
Coincidentally, the NY FED jacked up securities lending from below $10 billion to $15 billion/day this week (plus some $9 billion rolled over daily) and jacked up the "for operational readiness only" reverse repo from $47 billion to $80 billion...
In a nutshell, over $100 billion in treasury collateral provided by your friendly NY FED to support TBTF banks on their future/options/derivative positions and favorite short positions.
And to think that this same day they are coming out with a bank "stress test", right on expiration day is downright criminal.
Well this is how QE works from now on.
I don't understand why the Fed (and the banks) are so absolutely petrified of ANY correction or downward move. If they honestly think that then we are definitely closer to the start of the end.
DavidC
Just remember Bershire/Buffet - if I'm not mistaken from what I read 5 years ago (nothing now), Berkshire has $tens of Billion in put options written on specifically the S&P with the bulk expiriing in 2015.
Now you know where his famous expression "Weapons of Mass Financial Destruction" came from, why he is a fucking Whore, and why the S&P has to be Bought at all Cost.
I do wish Tyler would look into that scam correlation/causation.
I remember when silver was $31 and JPM stock was $33.
Today, JPM is over 60. A hundred lawsuits, billions in fines, giving up commodity trading, involved in Libor rigging, and the stock price goes vertical.
Hulk sad.
ucrainians will move on their knees to the crimean border asking for asylum in russiua.
eu wins a deserted land with the financial equivalent of a neutron bomb
I've seen that TA before:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-03-19/summarizing-yellens-first-disastrous-press-conference
This is better than watching an entire season of My Little Pony
Watered the raised beds. Fed the chickens. Had a great breakfast with latte here at the casa.
Gold? JPM? Yellen? Fuck that shit. I just read these for the comments.
Long real assets.
Short paper bullshit promises made by liars.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."
Anonymous
March Madness?
Ides of March.
So f'ing sick of the manipulation. Just more crony capitalism and corruption from the most transparent administration ever.