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Thursday Humor: US Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton
Fact or Fiction...
"...under no circumstance is there ever a justification of the pre-emptive deployment if Hillary Clinton anywhere by any country..."
"Intelligence reports have indicated that Pakistan is developing its own Hillary Clinton... Anita Alvi - a stiff humorless representative could be ready to use against a major US city soon."
Enjoy...
U.S. Condemned For Pre-Emptive Use Of Hillary Clinton Against Pakistan
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Excremental weapon of mass...
the modern version of 'release the kraken'.
2016 may turn out to be the year of the Kraken. Lord help us all!
If 2016 is the 'Year of the Klinten' I plan to be far underground.
ole keg legs.
fuck hilary.... I am on my way to the billion dollar bracket.... oh shit... hilary just fucked that too.
Yes fuck Hillary...and while we are at it, fuck that other despicable ugly former USSofS cunt - Madeline Albright too...
Have mercy.. deploy weaponized aerosol Ebola before you resort to Hillary.
Hilary: I want my cunt back! Keep the balls... ;-)
Looney
Hilary: Bills’s got a crooked penis and I’ve got a crooked vagina. Just axe Oprah? ;-)
Looney
Hillary: Meet my running mate – Ms. Jack Lew-inski! ;-)
Looney
Hillary to Putin: Wanna fuck? I’ll give you Alaska and Canada? I’ll give you been-La’den too, he’s been consulting us… since he was killed ;-)
Looney
NoMo Clintons
I agree. Weaponized Clintonium should be banned by the Geneva convention. Some things are just to heinious and terrible to ever be used against other humans.
What? You have a problem with what she thinks is "worth it"?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Raa7W0k0l34
Oh Maddie 'Ain't so' Bright. Remeber this dire warning?
"Iraq is a long way from [here], but what happens there matters a great deal here. For the risks that the leaders of a rogue state will use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against us or our allies is the greatest security threat we face."
--Madeline Albright, Feb 18, 1998
The greatest security threat we faced on Feb. 18th. 1998, or this year, for that matter, was the US Govt. headquartered in Washington, DC.
Don't forget "Condi" Rice...
Ugh!
And miss what happens when Michelle follows in 2020? Come on man... front row seats are the best.
No way. Wookies can't become president - it says so in the Constitution.
Oh, wait.....
Somebody said on an earlier thread that George Soros is exhibit A for evidence of David Ickes theory of reptilian people! I think exhibit B goes to that whack bitch in the picture above!
Weapon of Mass Douchecuntion.
Re: Excremental weapon of mass...
No need for the extra two dots. Ie; Excremental weapon of mass.
nothing is humerous about the Clintons...
"WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?"
Correction: "WHAT DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT DOES IT MAKE?"
Ï think everybody was just stunned beyond words.
"Well, madam, we have four dead bodies here and we're trying to..."
when you have had as many corpses pile up around you as the clintons have, a few more doesn't much matter:
http://www.etherzone.com/body.html
No doubt.
The one draped over a tombstone was a nice touch...kinda sent the message.
Vince Fosters double tap suicide to the back of the head comes to mind!
Out of the mouth, comes the true intent of the heart...
No way she can go back and change her heart on this issue.
People died on her watch and she didn't give a hoot!
She watched for hours as they were attacked and killed and did nothing.
Truly reptilian!
DaddyO
She's one cold ____ . Her "good friend Chris".
Thats calculatingly...cold.
Well, it wasn't her fault that those Seals didn't know it was a staged attack. So really, the only calculation came down to "Him or me?"
There is no doubt now she knew what was going on there, she refused to add security (as requested) and then...watched them all die.
The larger question no one ever asks is...where was Obama and what was he doing during all of this that was more important.
I like Hillary for standing by her man, like a proud liberal should. I like Bill for taking the guilt out of BJ's.
Stand By Your Man (Original Song,1968)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5Bc2xi-_rU
You're joking right ? YOu've got to be joking. They're criminals. they have criminal mentalities; they're sure the laws don't apply to them; they aren't going to change.
Personally, I find it hilarious (and sad) that there are so many that still hold these people in such high regard...
"nothing is humerous about the Clintons..."
Ahh, the burdens she must shoulder. I'm sure she'd strong-arm her way through any of the summits....
They should send her into Syria to have a long talk with the cannibal Al Qaeda guys.
Who knows... we might get lucky.
Bill didn't eat that, why would they?
They... unlike Bill... will probably undertake the additional effort required in cooking her first.
Cooked, or raw; I'd cheer either way. Be doing the world a favor.
Damn you! I almost choked from LOLing.
Monica? Is that you? :)
Their religion forbids eating porkers.
Then we're in luck... she's 100% snake.
LOL.
Every time I see that thing I get filled with murderous rage
Helen of Troy: the face that launched a thousand ships.
Hitlery of Little Rock: the face that induced billions of projectile vomiting episodes.
Hillen of Troy: the face above thousand pound hips?
Hillary Warbanger -
"We came, we saw, he died! Hahaha!":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y
the thing that should never be spoken
She who must not be named... Hildemort.
Sh*t happens in threes... Bush jr., Comrade Obama & Hitlery
what difference does it make
Axis of Ugly Ass Evil Bitches: Hillary Clinton, Dianne Feinstein, Nanci Pelosi, and Barabra Boxer.
Is Debby Stabenow too ugly for the axis?
Add Jen Psaki to the list. Not bad, but ugly as hell on the inside from what I've seen.
At quartet of Democunts...it's a new breed; Dumber than rocks and all have cocks.
It's the principle of Mutually Assured Destruction that opposing sides have the weapons and delivery systems to destroy each other with their own versions of Hillarys.
Off Topic: Be Aware: Just noticed that this page is loading scripts from linkedin, yet no adverts from there are present. If ZH or its sponsors are trying to identify individuals who are signed on to linkedin/have cookies, then you're shit out of luck. I deleted my info on that site years ago.
How do you check that?
Different for each browser, but you can see it for yourself by viewing the PAGE SOURCE. On my firefox I get there by Ctrl+U.
The url and name of the java script is: platform.linkedin.com/in.js At casual glance, it appears to be linked to the up arrow.
Actually it's for the "In" share button between the facebook like button and the google plus like button.
Fuggin social media.
Thanks Tyler!
(NoScript is your friend)
Guess I should get back to coding...
NoScript. Ad-block. They keep things nice and boring.
Thanks. Should have installed noscript after the last firefox update.
Ghostery alerts you to all of the crap attempting to track you and blocks it as well.......
Do Not Track Me is another nice add on. Gotta Love Firefox....
As the saying goes 'If I had a dog that looked like that, I'd shave it's ass and teach it to walk backwards.' She's a psycopath in need of extinction. 8 years of Hitlery will definitely bring on WWIII. After all 'What difference at this point does it make?'
Clinton?
What about the Nuland model? Aka "The Clinton Mini".
If it weren't so true it would be funny........ cacophanous fake laughter..........check.. a thousand hillary clintons rain down upon those responsible for this"...
after watching that i feel empty inside...
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
Bill did at least once. Then six days later, Hillary laid the most beautiful leathery egg from which hatched Chelsea.
Chelsea is the unholy spawn of Hlillary and that guy who looks to be part toad part human. Can't remember his name. And Hillary should really be rotting in jail, you know...for murder. Instead she keeps farting and drawing breath tormenting humanity still unfortunately.
There's no proof a turkey baster wasn't involved. In which case Hillary was a Master Baster and Bill nothing but another political 'contributor' for the cause. +100 for the 'leathery egg' contribution...
"I ain't no ways tared."
Too bad Vince Foster and Ron Brown aren't around to laugh at that, it's good stuff.
DEPLOY THE SNUKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwY_2o-XCKY
Laughingly, the end of the vid says scientists have discovered a cure for erectile disfunction. Would that be banning Shillary's picture from ever being published again?
No, not the H bomb! Oh, the humanity!
I'll bet that Kong didn't ride 'that' bomb all the way...
Maybe humor another blame it on the weather Tesla edition.
http://www.latimes.com/business/autos/la-fi-hy-aaa-electric-vehicle-rang...
Electric cars can go only half as far in freezing weather, AAA findsTesting by AAA has found that how far an electric vehicle can travel on one charge varies widely depending on the weather. Frigid temperatures can reduce that distance by 57%.
The research is important to the Automobile Club of Southern California because it maintains mobile recharging trucks for people who misjudge how far they can go in their electric car.
“EV drivers need to carefully monitor range in hot and cold weather,” said Steve Mazor, the engineer who manages the Southern California club’s Automotive Research Center.
...
Now that it's finally warmimg up, I no longer lose 10% MPG in my car thanks to that worthless fucking ethanol.
Yay science.
How many years have electric cars been around and they are just figuring this out now? The weather trend is your friend here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So1Jnq2zB1k
Right at the beginning from No Agenda - Don't eat me Hillary Clinton!
Hey Direct TV, can I replace my CNN with ONN? I'll pay whatever you want....
A bsttle axe is a weapon, is it not?
Hillary Clinton & Head Starts
My dad gave me a Head Start, by allowing me to begin wiring at age 5. I accelerated the process for my daughters, for which my father and I were summarily dissolved.
Funny, in the MBA program, all my fellows failed a statistics test, not once, but three times, when we went over division by zero. The professor, who did not explain the material, passed them all, with a Bell Curve. They are now in finance, confirming their own biases, dividing by zero with computers.
Fear not, I had the same experience taking statistics in pre-med and public administration. In computer science, they just skipped it all together, which is why the majority, dependent upon computers, is fubared, hung up and waiting to crash.
You are much better off collecting and analyzing your own research (primary). You are even better off creating data by doing, on the fly (entrepreneurs). But you are best off creating the equations by doing on the fly, so that others can employ them to grow an economy (labor).
Or, you can accept the outcomes, equations, data, and assumptions that are embedded in computers and presented by the media, to smooth the curve for the majority, always on its way to the cliff, to be replaced by the next majority placed on the escalalator, so willing to accept the assumptions surrounding them. What is the wage to rent ratio in Dakota?
Have you noticed that the governments are suing their cartels, to create new ones? Ironically, the incidence of pot asphyxiation should be interesting to watch, not. Law Enforcement and Public Education, that’s civil marriage, for the majority.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iay9gyLNdBw
Does anyone remember when that CUNT claimed she took sniper fire in Serbia back in the day?
Hillary would look so good hanging by a rope!
See lots of people know Hillary can't wait to launch nukes.
Does anyone know the half-life of a Hillary Clinton?
http://www.arkancide.com/
We should cut Bill a little slack.
He has to go home to that thing.
Trying to win the election based on Hillary and Benghazi is a losing proposition for the repubicans. They have to be able to do something besides point and whine.
Hillaryous