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Friday Humor: Obamacare's Latest Target Audience: The Liberal Tea Party

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Forget easy women, keg-standing frat-boys, and Richard Simmons twerking; this has to be the oddest mixed message marketing by the administration yet...

 

Perfect for the back of your VW Beetle...

 

Or your artist sketchpad...

 

Or your Apple laptop...

 

 

We are sure Christopher Gadsden will get the irony as he rolls over in his grave...

 

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Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:37 | 4579394 maskone909
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Looks great on DHS armored personnel carriers too!

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:43 | 4579410 90's Child
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Knowing how bullshit this administration is, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a tax write-off/deductiable for supporting that Obamacare in your personal life. 

Winning...

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:55 | 4579443 RevRex
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God help me if I come across a car, in a dark area with that bumper sticker on it... I mean the taxpayer is only shelling out 17 million a munf for this bullshit!

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:58 | 4579454 knukles
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Hah ha ha ha ha ha
Oh fuck me, this ranks right up there with the terrifying sanctions on Russia
Buncha fucktards

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:59 | 4579464 Peter Pan
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Don't tread on my Obamacare?

I never tread on shit anyway.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:13 | 4579493 NoDebt
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Coming next: Obamacars.  Free.  But they are done up with an Obamacare wrap/paint scheme.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:25 | 4579524 Normalcy Bias
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Wow. You can smell the bitter desperation with this ad attempt...

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:32 | 4579536 Soul Glow
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I want the names of the people that my tax dollars are paying to make advertisements for Obamacare!  Why are advertisers making a dime?

Oh, wait, I don't pay taxes, nevermind.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 02:27 | 4579700 EscapingProgress
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I haven't enrolled yet. Which FEMA camp do I report to?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 05:35 | 4579811 GetZeeGold
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I love the the Liberal Tea Party.....except for that guy that took a crap on the cop car. 

 

Seriously dude....what were you thinking?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 06:44 | 4579854 negative rates
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They wer'nt    thinking they couldn't compete with free or insane.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:33 | 4580126 philipat
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Sorry, actually as a non-American, I really don't understand? Can you help explain?? What is so funny/ otherwise about "Don't tread on my Obamacare"??

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:39 | 4580139 Goner
Sat, 03/22/2014 - 17:03 | 4580849 johnQpublic
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dont tread on me with obamacare

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:01 | 4580206 48th Ronin
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The Fascists have adapted a symbol of Freedom to support serfdom.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:23 | 4580244 TheReplacement
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It is ironic and despicable, but not funny at all.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:30 | 4580121 TahoeBilly2012
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Enroll in what? If I knew how to enroll, I would have went to College. I am but a poor wee redneck living in the woods, haven't seen a Doctor in years. Was I supposed to "do" something?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 01:33 | 4579672 A Nanny Moose
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This is EXACTLY like the lying bitch Boxer's propaganda in support of her fascist wilderness bills in CA several years ago. She dressed up a bunch of whitewater rafters as mountain bikers, and advertised that these were "Mountain Bikers" who supported her fascist wilderness initiative.

Classic divide and conquer bullshit by this fucking cunt, twat, lying fucking bitch. Fuck her and the hobby horse she fucking rode in on, goddfuckingdammit.

 

/rant -off

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 07:08 | 4579874 WTFx10
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I take it you don't like her? CUNTS in CONgress or COCKS in CONgress traitors one and all.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 09:55 | 4580046 MontgomeryScott
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Gee whiz, Nanny Moose...

I feel as though you aren't giving us your thoughts. Don't hold back, now... tell us what you REALLY think (of that totalitarian socialist rug-munching fugly). I would call her a fucking cunt as well, but that's a part of a WOMAN's body...

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 16:37 | 4580809 Spigot
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... i knew that was coming along sooner or later ... (lol)

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 06:59 | 4579868 homme
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They should have hired the folks that created this bit of hilarity.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 02:44 | 4581847 401K of Dooom
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If I was the broad who did that commercial, I would demand no less than nine figures for that classic work of "art".  That one was a "stinker!" ;-)

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:27 | 4579533 pods
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Another subtle way for them to spit on us.

Some fuckin 20 something came up with this while "Thinking outside the box."

Why is it they have to keep advertising this BS?  I mean, how much more prodding do you need?  

Why not buy a big fucking stick instead of keeping buying carrots?

At least when the jackboots are on the ground forcing signatures on forms we can read about them catching a 30-'06 in the head.

pods

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:38 | 4579557 McMolotov
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Every single ad they've put out has been an embarrassment, but this one really ups the ante. If they had two braincells to rub together, they'd realize this is the equivalent of using a picture of the fucking pope in a Planned Parenthood ad.

I've gotta say, though, this is the one area where the Obama asshats have never once let me down: I expected pure, unadulterated stupidity, and they've exceeded those expectations in every way possible.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 05:31 | 4579807 Tall Tom
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Remember that the Republican Led House of Misrepresentatives voted to FUND THIS CRAP last October.

 

ALL FUNDING ORIGINATES IN THE HOUSE.

 

There is no difference between the Red Team and Blue Team. NONE.

 

But I want you all to REMEMBER IT.

 

OPERATION MAYHEM.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:33 | 4580131 MontgomeryScott
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@ Tall Tom:

You are not correct.

All BILLS for funding shall originate in the House. THIS one started in the SENATE. The House PASSED it (due to the section that specifically stated that nothing in the bill shall be construed as a 'tax' , or 'revenue-generator', in an early version). THEN, that Roberts dude decided that Obamacare IS a tax (one of the arguments against it was that it WAS, in fact, a tax, and therefore not legal under Constitutional law), thus rendering the entire bill UNCONSTITUTIONAL (as it had NOT ORIGINATED in the House). Of course, most people are so distracted that they seem to miss this simple fact.

Article I Section 7 - Revenue Bills, Legislative Process, Presidential Veto

All bills for raising Revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with Amendments as on other Bills.

There are 665 instances where the word TAX and permutations are used (taxpayer, taxable, etc.) within the bill.

http://www.kaiserhealthnews.org/Final-Health-Reform-Bill-Patient-Protect...

 

Article VI

This Constitution, and the Laws of the United States which shall be made in Pursuance thereof; and all Treaties made, or which shall be made, under the Authority of the United States, shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.

ALL BILLS FOR RAISING REVENUE...SHALL ORIGINATE IN... The BILL has to ORIGINATE IN...

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 16:49 | 4580825 Raymond K Hessel
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It just occurred to me that Roberts may have hoped that he and you would not be the only ones to have figured out that little piece of logic.

 

Shows you how useless the neo-cons who run the GOP truly are.  Just useless.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 06:19 | 4579841 Husk-Erzulie
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McM

this is the one area where the Obama asshats have never once let me down: I expected pure, unadulterated stupidity, and they've exceeded those expectations in every way possible.

Logged in just to drop a greenie...

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 06:46 | 4579856 negative rates
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Hey neighbor, let me drop one on you.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:18 | 4580356 Crash Overide
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Pelosi's daughter was twattering it all over the interwebs yesterday I think.

Remember when the bitch said we have to pass it to see what's in it... What a fucking joke.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:43 | 4579542 lordylord
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Don't tread on my....libtard survey says:

 

EBT   50

Obamacare 25

Obamaphone  15

Medicaid  5

Social security 5

 

 

 

Don't tread on my....government survey says:

 

NDAA   50

Income tax 25

Patriot act  15

"Libery tax"  5

Federal Reserve 5

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:49 | 4580166 MontgomeryScott
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Don't tread on my... libtard survey says:

MOARfreeshit  100

Don't tread on my... government survey says:

WOARfreeshit  100

I have in my mind the vision of the so-called 'opposite parties' in protest, all marching; chanting the mantra of the Sheople...

MOAR WOAR! (FREE SHIT!) MOAR WOAR! (FREE SHIT!)... Their spokes-leaders, Al Sharpton and John McCain, take the dias together, embracing each other as the crowd goes wild...

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:45 | 4579573 Dr. Sandi
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Obamacar. It takes you where They think you need to go.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 06:29 | 4579848 GetZeeGold
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The hail of bullets by the jack boot thugs at the end of the ride comes at no extra charge.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 02:42 | 4579718 John_Coltrane
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But they'll only run on recycled Li ion computer batteries discarded since they won't hold a charge.  But pushing them is good exercise and will keep you away from any physician and/or hospital that actually accepts Obamacare (you know, the incompetents who got in medical school due to affirmative action-but are good at killing patients)

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 08:38 | 4579942 Shad_ow
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Don't tread on my Obamaphone.  Don't tread on my EBT card.  Don't tread on my defaulted mortgage.  Don't tread on my welfare.  Don't tread on my Section 8 house.  Don't tread on my free school breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  Don't tread on my illegal ass.

.....and on and on.....

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:19 | 4579511 James-Morrison
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Is that a shit-stream connected to a stethoscope?

I've seen a peanut stand and a rubber band and a needle that winked it's eye,

But I do believe I've seen everything when I've seen a turd connected to a doctor's head.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:50 | 4579527 Buckaroo Banzai
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Power bottoms: this bumper sticker is perfect for cushioning your ass as your boyfriend jams his cock up your anus!!!

Don't forget to get AIDS so you can really stick it to the taxpayers!!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 03:41 | 4579744 Element
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"Keep of the Grass", turned into, "Keep off the Landmines".

Standing on them costs ObamaCare too much ... he like cares 'n stuff ... this seems to be the operative insinuation.

But think about it, most Govt health programs have titles like 'MediBank', or 'MediCare', or something of that sort. But with Obama it had to have the blinking neon light state assertion of:

 

O B A M A  -  G R E A T   C A R E R   O F   S H E E P L E

 

What an utterly ego-maniacal fuckstick, the Stalin and Sadam would have just erected a statue and painted a few murals and had a military parade. But what sort of twisted person would even allow their personal namesake on a national health program's legislation and name?

 

O'Brien would be proud of that demented crap ... get a bulldozer and a big chain.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:11 | 4579492 IridiumRebel
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Bess be enrolled by de en a da munf.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:16 | 4579502 knukles
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Where be de eait bawl, yo?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:38 | 4579558 pods
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Dey be rapin e'reone up in heer!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 00:53 | 4579650 RevRex
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shoobeedoon upen air, gnomesania?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 00:04 | 4579605 caustixoid
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shelling out 17 million a munf

I thought you wrote "17 million a MUFF" and thought 'why is this guy writing about Soros' new marriage?'

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:58 | 4579453 Harbanger
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Of course there are tax deductions for medical expenses under Obamacare.  Search it.  Consider it a nudge rather than a taser into the corral.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:26 | 4579526 James-Morrison
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As long as the expenses are greater than 10% of your AGI.

Not to hard to achieve given the high premium, higher deductible "affordable" insurance policies we are mandated to buy.

Only in Omerica.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:43 | 4579411 ghengis86
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Please tell me this isn't real?....fuck...

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 02:41 | 4579716 -NaN-
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My thoughts exactly. I said the same thing when I saw the keg stand ad, the birth control "we got ya covered" ad, and then some.  Next it will be a heroin addict with a caption something like "your secret is safe with us, enroll today!"

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 07:32 | 4579899 GetZeeGold
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Enroll now.......free heroin for life!!!

FIXED!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 08:32 | 4579936 shovelhead
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Obama ads are proof (if you needed it) that hipsters are not like normal people.

I wanted to see a 'Downfall' Hitler parody when he finds Pajama Boy living in the bunker.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:44 | 4579413 Mister Kitty
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I have bad teeth.  I want the government to pay for my choppers.  Nuff said.  Bitches.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:14 | 4579496 NoDebt
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This is at least your third warning that bitches is spelled bitchez around here.  Fucking tool.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 00:16 | 4579614 palmereldritch
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Looks like he's doing it on purpose to get attention, just for the blogwhoreclicks

It's a trick.  Get an axe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxFOVtr9fbk

 

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:23 | 4580105 DownByTheRiver
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definitely the "and fuck Lloyd Blankfein" guy....but he's removed that sign off from all his posts which was probably the best part

 

ass cancer will be the death of you if you actually eat all that shit you say you do, old man!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:27 | 4580106 DownByTheRiver
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looks like he shut down the old blog, though

"paarsons" was his previous alias, i believe

http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2011/11/fuck-lloyd-blankfein.html

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 07:28 | 4579891 Mentaliusanything
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Mr pussy or National Treasure or what ever you woke up with today as your Avitar... You have bad teeth...Well stop drinking a gallon of Coca-Cola with every meal you eat. Stop sitting on the crapper for half the day reading a newspaper and brush your teeth instead. Get to bed earlier and fucking dream of a future and instead of watching bad movies, get outside a pump some blood through your bloated Expat body. The Good Lord hates a slothfull lazy lay- about who bags his wife none stop and refuses to treat his body as a temple worthy of the way the truth and the life. You suck, your prayers are unclean and your multiple log in names show you are totally unsure of your place in his Creation. You Sir are an embarrassment to Creation.  Now log off and clean your act up you annoying Prick

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 07:30 | 4579895 UselessEater
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go sir...LOL

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 08:40 | 4579944 shovelhead
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Wow

You mental folks can be hard on each other.

On the plus side, it looks like they may have sucussfully toilet trained him.

A big deal if you're mental.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:07 | 4580065 rubiconsolutions
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Kitty: Lamest..blog...ever.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 06:57 | 4579867 Pig Circus
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Don't Tread On My Marxism.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 07:36 | 4579902 UselessEater
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errm was going to link Make Dice and his vote for Karl Marx survey.....no longer on boobtube??????

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:38 | 4579397 becky quick and...
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what a fucking douche bag administration.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:47 | 4579577 Dr. Sandi
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My douche bag resents the comparison to the 'administration.'

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 01:26 | 4579669 QQQBall
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ACA covers douche bags... pun intended

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 05:47 | 4579820 Tall Tom
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What a DOUCHEBAG CONGRESS...for FUNDING IT. ALL FUNDING ORIGINATES IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.

 

The REPUBLICAN LED HOUSE FUNDED THIS SHIT.

 

Fuck your Red Team/Blue Team BULLSHIT.

 

Washington DC needs to go...ALL OF THEM.

 

If you are going to waste your fucking time voting then vote for anybody else but a Republican or Democrat.

 

The Garbage in the White House is POWERLESS without the consent and COMPLICITY of the CON-gress.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 09:00 | 4579969 General Decline
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Except for that little thing called an executive order

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:38 | 4579399 nmewn
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Living absolutely rent free inside their heads.

I love it ;-)

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:14 | 4579470 knukles
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+ bazillion
So Fight Club
Sounds like something Keith Olberman would have come up with as serious political commentary when on MSNBC
Asshole

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 06:27 | 4579847 Husk-Erzulie
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The style tho dude, the style.  The glasses, the snark, the shoulder pads; they shulda never let him go... not mocha enough?  No speech impediment?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:38 | 4579400 e_goldstein
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Surreal, now they're resorting to non-sequiturs.

 

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:40 | 4579402 Spungo
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Can someone photoshop that sticker into a screenshot from gay porn? Like put it in the background or something.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 06:54 | 4579863 Angus McHugepenis
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Spungo: Ask and you shall receive. Enjoy before it gets taken down (opens in new window):

Obarecrackcare

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 08:44 | 4579950 shovelhead
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Ewwww.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:44 | 4579416 prains
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'Liberal Tea Party' sounds code for old ladies looking for rough sex......hurts even typing that

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:47 | 4579423 maskone909
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Well they did use a VW beetle in their ad. God i hate those fucking cars.... Do those things come with c03xist bumperstickers!?! Is that factory??

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:45 | 4579417 anefarious1
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Find out your Obamacare Fine amount here:

 

http://obamacarefee.com

 

That website, when you input some data, will give you your EXACT penalty amount.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:53 | 4579586 kchrisc
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I went to the site but I couldn't figure out how to enter "molon labe."

Must be another glitch or something.

 

"Anyone know how to say in Greek, "See you on the battlefield?""

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 00:29 | 4579622 francis_the_won...
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Great website.  Apparently, I'll owe $895...........and I wish the IRS lots of luck ever collecting one freakin cent of that.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:49 | 4579430 CunnyFunt
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Perfect for the new breed of feminized males.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:07 | 4579481 Bonapartist
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noticed a lot of players in the NCAA tourney dancing aroung like a bunch of Kansas City fags and CBS glorifying it

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:51 | 4579431 g'kar
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The lack of imagination from these marxists is not surprising. Desperation forces them to co-opt success.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:55 | 4579444 XitSam
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I would disagree on the lack of imagination ... what other mind could come up with PajamaBoy?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:52 | 4579440 XitSam
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They wanted to put a friendly face on the rattlesnake. Before it bites America in the ass.

That's going to leave a mark.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:56 | 4579449 zionhead
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Talking about OBAMA-CARE, I wish ZH would have spent just a little time on the Obama-CHIP.

Note that 20 of the founders of Freescale all died on MH-370.

They were the contractors for the OBAMA-CHIP, this chip is a full operation computer as digestible pill, some said RFID but those are passive this system has its own power source, and include TCP-IP, and WIFI.

Can be injected or swallowed, or anally inserted.

*

Not so much debate the MH-370 relevance, but to this notion that everybody worldwide to have this chip ( system/pill ) in their body. This is a major part of the OBMAMA care system.

Of course this chip is RFID enabled, meaning it be your IDENTIFICATION, essentially every human on earth gets his own MAC.

Cool :)

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:00 | 4579468 Bonapartist
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The anally inserted version of the chip was O's idea

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:09 | 4579485 g'kar
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I've been following this since the RFID chip wording was pulled (mostly) from the original language of the ACA.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 00:34 | 4579629 zionhead
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Will the chip would have active/passive state's, should power fail, the chip would still be able to be activated as a RFID forever and ID the corpse no matter how long say 'dead'.

*

Yep, RFIDS have a bad name... and the OBAMA-CHIP, something tells me that might even harder sell.

*

I still feel that they (freescale) were trying to BID the back-door to the chip, and the PTB saw to it that the CHIP went into COMPANY hands.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 16:52 | 4580831 Spigot
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This article does not corroborate your description of the Freescale staff who were lost: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/09/us-malaysia-airlines-freescale-idUSBREA280T020140309

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:57 | 4579450 Peter Pan
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Don't tread on Obamacare?

I agree.

Just kick the shit out of it.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 07:41 | 4579908 GetZeeGold
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It doesn't look like I'm going to make the deadline......will they send someone out to kill me.....or do I have to report somewhere?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:08 | 4580329 Abaco
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Please report to your local militia armory.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:05 | 4579478 Reaper
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This is based upon a comment by Pelosi's daughter, "to not tread on her Obamacare." Please let them all put it on their autos, as a converse Passover mark.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:18 | 4579504 palmereldritch
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What they are really saying is:

Don't tread on my taxation/experimentation without representation

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:19 | 4579509 Miffed Microbio...
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Took me a second to figure out what that was. It looked like a hose that attaches to a douchebag. Hmmm, that kinda works on several levels.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:20 | 4579513 joego1
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We pay taxes for this propaganda?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:26 | 4579516 SgtShaftoe
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"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" - Charles Caleb Colton

It appears things are working pretty well, just nobody in DC is willing to admit it openly, i.e. we're winning.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:24 | 4579523 Shrapnel
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Disgraceful defacement of the Gadsden Flag. 

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:32 | 4579540 rockraider3
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No, it's MY obamacare. I am paying for it which makes it mine and I will tread on it as much as I damn well please.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 07:42 | 4579909 GetZeeGold
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Just signing up doesn't mean you payed for it....a lot of people seem to be confused about that. Millions actually.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:33 | 4579544 kchrisc
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It's all fun and "haha" until the food disappears.

I wonder if they'll have a place for their sticker in the camps?! Maybe on the barbed wire?!

 

"Where does an 800 pound guillotine sit?!..."

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 23:41 | 4579564 Yen Cross
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 What an Beautiful bunch of  BITCHEZ!   Long live Zero Hedge!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 00:16 | 4579613 NunNun
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Doubleplusgood comrade!

 

Only Obama would take a symbol of defiance against government to promote a massive government program of control over society.  Maybe he's just unaware of this. 

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 00:19 | 4579617 q99x2
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Not very sensitive of the them.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 00:36 | 4579630 Moe Howard
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It is confirmed, they are actually retarded.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 00:39 | 4579635 Colonel Klink
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How about stop treading on me, fuckers!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 00:44 | 4579642 Mr. Crisp
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A coffin would've been more appropriate than the stethoscope.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 00:53 | 4579651 Clowns on Acid
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when can we start fucking these people up ?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 06:09 | 4579828 Tall Tom
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Anytime that you want. Do like what was demonstrated in Fight Club..the Movie.

 

Walk around the wealthy neighborhoods with a Baseball Bat and start smashing out the Headlights and grills of Cars..new cars.  They are all complicit.

 

Piss in the soup.

 

If 1000 of us did that the Insurance Companies would begin to feel the pinch. Make sure damage is well over that of the Deductable.

 

Project Mayhem Bitchez!!! Your level of participation is up to you.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 09:39 | 4580026 Boondocker
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sit down.... you won't do a thing you sheeple!!!  talk is cheap.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 01:05 | 4579655 ConManipulation
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At what point do We The People say enough is enough?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 01:10 | 4579660 Atomizer
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Along with ObamaCare shit storm , how much did this bullshit ad cost us? I need an answer. Hey, porn star democrats. Did you subsides the services?

http://democrats.waysandmeans.house.gov/legislation/bills.aspx

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 01:46 | 4579679 dogismycopilot
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if real conservatives get their shit together in 2014 we can vote the fucking dems and progressives out and wipe our asses with obamacare.

i know a lot of ZHrs are jaded...but 2014 we stop the bleeding!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 03:01 | 4579688 Ungaro
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I want my Obama-rama-MyRA bumper sticker! Please help, Wm. Banzai! 

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 03:06 | 4579699 Ungaro
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This alternate design was a popular choice, but was rejected anyway: http://imgur.com/f66oE2x

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 04:24 | 4579771 jmcadg
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Obama - Snake oil salesman

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 06:13 | 4579837 GetZeeGold
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What's up with all the snake oil salesmen hate here?

/channelingMyInnerMDB

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 04:33 | 4579780 villainvomit
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Friday Humor Caniculae !

What a bunch of retards.....

 

 

 

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 04:52 | 4579787 Apostate2
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Time to clean out the septic tanks again. JUST to improve my mood.

Will it ever end? Fainting from the smell.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 07:10 | 4579877 RobCrash
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Welfare Queens now have their own flag...

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 08:59 | 4579960 Accounting101
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I know, right? That flag is flying high above Goldman Sachs, BOA, JP, Deutsche Bank, Societe Generale, etc. $23 trillion of middle class wealth redistributed to those welfare queens, with more to follow.

Those were the queens you were referring to, right? You know, those queens with actual power and influence.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 07:17 | 4579883 Rising Sun
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Don't tread on obamacare - JUST GET READY TO LINE UP AND FUCKING DIE.

 

Hope you die soon Barry!!!!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 07:30 | 4579896 negative rates
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Dr. dr., give me the news  I got a, bad case of lovin you.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 08:32 | 4579937 justsayin2u
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These ads are an interesting view into the mentality of todays Obama led progressives.  I think it gives them far too much credit to believe any intent to offend the average american.  Rather it exhibits a shallow, vacuous desire to be cute and trendy.  Think insensitive and unthinking and shallow with a flawed moral base rather than cruel.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 09:07 | 4579979 d edwards
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These arrogant fuckers take every chance they get to ridicule and give the middle finger to anyone who holds fast to the quaint idea that we have a Constitution that should be invoked to reign in an out of control gov't.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 09:40 | 4580028 U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D
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These ads are not reflective of anything other than the fact that the administration, and indeed the elite, are in full-bore manipulation - no more connections to any reality other than the one they can great through their SigInt operations.  KONY2012 much?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 09:00 | 4579968 Smiley
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Hmm, spotlight the Tea Party and its rallying symbol while Rand is getting standing ovations at Berkeley?  Me thinks something...not...quite...right going on with team Lemming.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 09:02 | 4579970 roadhazard
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Y'all are running low on imagination for dumping on Affordable Health Care. You all should just pay the fine until the Repubicans come up with a plan in ten years or so, or never.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 09:20 | 4579998 Accounting101
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The Affordable Care Act is the Republican plan. Obama just co-opted it. Instead of coming up with a plan to reduce healthcare costs and get us to a price point more in line with everybody else on the planet, we got a "market approach" that allows pharmaceutical companies and big health insurance companies to feed off the labors of the middle and lower classes. At the same time, we produce health outcomes that rival third world hell holes.

Rent extraction at its finest.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:14 | 4580084 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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This goes back as far as Nixon actually. He called it CHIP.

http://www.kaiserhealthnews.org/stories/2009/september/03/nixon-proposal...

Romney just co-opted Nixon's ideas and created his own version of it in Massachussets.

 

 

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:22 | 4580482 NoTTD
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Piss off.

And change your avatar.

 

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 09:16 | 4579993 MickV
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And here is the BEST benefit of Obamacare--- You can quit your job!!!!

Yahoo doing its best to suport Obamacare with propaganda

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/im-quitting-job-thanks-obamacare-120600325...

I guess Obamacare is the reason for the diminishing workforce population.

 

Up is down.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:00 | 4580057 Wequetonsing324
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Why the stethescope? Shouldn't it be an enema bag?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:57 | 4580191 Jam
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Ya, a black and white one, the white gets shoved up your ass.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:08 | 4580073 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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You know they are concerned when they push crap like this. This is typical passive aggressive effeminate pmsing when princesses like these feel threatened.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:44 | 4580152 Uncle Remus
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Point and laugh.

Because point and shoot is still illegal and counter-productive.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:23 | 4580224 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Shoot, shovel and shut up is coming to a theater near you soon at this rate. When rules don't apply to the rule makers then there is no reason to follow them just need to pull back the curtain a little more to the point all the enablers have no excuse if they continue enabling a broken system which is being perpetrated by broken people. The best people can do at this point is a disorganized and decentralized nonparticipation. How each individual goes about it should be tailored by and for that individual. It doesn't take that many people to starve bitch to death. Stop paying your taxes for starters, those apathetic millenials refusing to participate are already causing problems to the status quo in case anyone hasn't noticed.... Consent of the governed, don't give it.

Remember I was only following orders during Nuremberg was not an acceptable excuse. Same holds true for enablers and order followers.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:52 | 4580176 W74
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To conduct effective propaganda one must have at least a shred or two of credibility.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 10:59 | 4580197 joego1
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Didn't they ban those flags in some places?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:58 | 4580443 t0mmyBerg
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there is now a tenth level of hell reserved for those who have supported this obamanation and those who conceived this wicked evil evil advertisement for it

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:20 | 4580478 NoTTD
Sat, 03/22/2014 - 14:02 | 4580546 pashley1411
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So they are going to start calling FICA and other taxes the "Tea Party" tax, because, if the libs would only be allowed to tax the middle class into extinction, no one else would have to pay.

Gotz it.    

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 14:32 | 4580591 yogibear
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Chicago politics mentality. What else would you expect from Barry and the Chicago slum lord, Valerie (Jarrett)?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 15:41 | 4580715 insanelysane
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Next stop will be the DON"T CRUCIFY MY OBAMACARE with a nice cross on it and then the DON'T GAS MY OBAMACARE with the Star of David on it.  These people have no shame.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 18:28 | 4580991 steveo77
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As the sheeple bleat for their own slavery.  

http://www.gadsden.info/Christopher.html

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 10:51 | 4582195 bontika
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I don't know, but it looks like an IUD.  But then their all about birth control and abortion.....

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