Senator Dan Coats' Top 10 Reasons Why Russian Sanctions Suck

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Having noted the ridicule with which the Russians view the sanctions barrage between the EU and US, we thought it worth reflecting, courtesy of Senator Dan Coats, on the absurd political farce that is the entirely useless (and purely public-relations-based) war of words (and not actions) that is under-way as the West realizes the Russian "boomerang" is coming any minute...

 

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Fri, 03/21/2014 - 11:57 | 4577224 newsguy68
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The Fruits Of Socialism..Future Food Lines Coming To America

 

http://survivalbackpack.us/future-food-lines-coming-to-america/

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:01 | 4577241 Headbanger
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Despair no longer about item 8, Senator Coats cause we at ZH are here to tackle such thorny issues!

The Russian word for "Hoosier" is......   "Hoosier"!

I kid thee not:

http://translate.google.com/#en/ru/hoosier

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:06 | 4577266 NotApplicable
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Wow, this guy is a fuckin' comedy genius!

Hopefully he'll quit his day job.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:09 | 4577275 BorisTheBlade
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1. Our summer vacation in Siberia is a no go

US Senators are always welcome here in the winter.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:12 | 4577293 Looney
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Dan Coats' diagnosis: The patient died during the autopsy.  ;-)

Looney

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:15 | 4577301 Skateboarder
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Wow! I never thought I'd see someone outdo Michael Snyder at being horrible at making lists.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:17 | 4577317 fonestar
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#11 - Eternally wonder about implications of EUR/USD as Gasprom shuts off the valve.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 13:15 | 4577619 TerminalDebt
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Well if Maria Sharapova was here I doubt tennis would be on my mind

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 13:30 | 4577674 JoeSexPack
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She lives in Manhattan Beach, CA.

 

Just sayin...

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 14:40 | 4577924 Miles Ahead
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+2?

Here +100.  Fixed it.

That was hilarious.  And being JoeSexPack, I'm takin' your word for it.

Just sayin...

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:18 | 4577320 Soul Glow
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Congress can't respond intellegently.  All they got are jokes.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:24 | 4577351 nowhereman
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The patient died during the labotomy

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 13:15 | 4577618 monkeyshine
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The patient died during the vasectomy?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:09 | 4577277 Occident Mortal
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The war of words will continue to escalate until May, when Russia and China will announce a new gigantic global energy policy designed to funnel 2/3rds of the earths fossil fuels into the hands of 2/3rds of the Earth population.

 

By which time the West will look as ridiculous as we actually are.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:15 | 4577304 McMolotov
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Let's hope everyone's thumbs are at the ready for an all-out Twatter war, because this is what it's come to — snarky tweets.

I AM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 14:03 | 4577806 Glasnost
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Can Texas secede already?  I'd love for there to be at least one bastion of hope in North America besides Canada.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:22 | 4577335 Canadian Dirtlump
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Indeed, he's as funny as a shool bus fire. Edgy of him using twitter too.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 14:03 | 4577807 Pig Circus
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These fucking Politicians are like children. What will his next list say when he takes back the Balitic States? Fucking Sodomite Promoting Marxist Puke.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 11:58 | 4577228 LawsofPhysics
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And this is behavior befitting of an honorable PUBLIC servant?

Still don't the real problem yet?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:03 | 4577250 john39
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the USSA is obviously leaderless, and has been for awhile.   we have actors... very crappy actors at that.    Perhaps Americans should look into how Russians managed to kick out their zionist occupier government after the collapse of the USSR, and duplicate the effort.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:04 | 4577255 Winston Churchill
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And we pay these fools ?

He can't be a reflection of America, he is not obese.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:06 | 4577267 Miffed Microbio...
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What an arrogant asshole. That list should be plastered to his chest as he's swinging from a lamp post. The hubris coming from our government is disgusting.

Miffed;-)

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 11:58 | 4577230 pound the vix
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Isn't he a riot!  Chris Rock's job is safe.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:01 | 4577240 PlusTic
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get off twitter and do your fucking job asshole...instead of flying around in jets banging hookers on our dime!

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:05 | 4577259 One And Only
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amen.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:09 | 4577276 cossack55
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When Danny "retired" from the Senate he moved to Virginia and became a lobbiest for, among others, Goldman Sacks (sp) for a long time.  When he decided he could make even bigger money stealing from the taxpayers again, he "moved" back to Indiana to run.  I am ashamed to be an Indiana resident and if not for my wife I would be long gone from this piece of shit state.  

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 14:45 | 4577944 jtg
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I knew Dan Coats in high school, we were both on the same track team. So now I know what happened to him - he became a Goldman Sacks agent that uses fascist groups in Ukraine. Disgusting.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 20:28 | 4579096 ptolemy_newit
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and what are you doing about it!

amerikans are pussies, 300 milllion guns and you shoot up schools? 

 

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 14:47 | 4577952 jtg
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Trouble is, his job is working for the bankers.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:05 | 4580215 Tzanchan
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I bet anything he has a staffer do this some (young ho or dealer on the side like thw Washingtinienne), who said she couldn't figure out how ay Congressional Aide could afford to live 'cept by dealing or Ho'ing. Tea partiers Yell "Gold Bless America" when they pop, Dmes shout "all hai Comerade BHO" and regular ol GOP'ers shout "Moree tax cuts please....

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:05 | 4577258 the phantom
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I just got the douche-chills... a common ailment facing Americans when reading the embarrassing things coming out of our politicians mouths. 

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:05 | 4577260 william114085
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borscht is Ukrainian, dumbfuck

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:10 | 4577282 NotApplicable
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Looking at the Twatter, he has been told.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:44 | 4577459 Mentaliusanything
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And, made properly is absolutely delicious.  One of my favorites with crusty bread

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:05 | 4577261 Dr. Engali
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Yep, that's my P.O.S "represenative" diplomatically tweeting away like a little girl, and oh look his number one thing he can't do is the same as McShitstain's. It's almost as if the two fudge packers were planning a trip together.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:07 | 4577271 NotApplicable
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Must be that "Hoosier Hospitality."

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:45 | 4577460 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The razor sharp wit of Dan Coats is on the same extraordinary level as John McCain's youthful vigor.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:07 | 4577272 Invinciblehandaxe
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You wont be able do muchinhe ussa ehen they russian chineese drop the dollar jtll be oil for gold you dumb fuck child molester

 

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:07 | 4577273 Tracerfan
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This guy helped bankrupt our children and grandchildren and helped send thousands of American boys to die as cannon fodder in useless wars, with tens of thousands of maimed vets and vets with kids who are driving into tree poles to kill themselves, and he is making stupid jokes about important matters?

What a corrupt, evil ass.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:12 | 4577280 Dr. Engali
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It's nice to see that the grown ups are busy running the country. Oops did I say running? I meant ruining.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:10 | 4577286 PlusTic
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P: (219) 663-2595

 

call his office and ask why he has so much free time to fuck around...instad of doing his fukkin servant job

 

 

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:17 | 4577315 PlusTic
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the corn-bred twit that answered the phone did not like my tone and hung-up on me...tough shit you scumbag servants

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:24 | 4577350 Dr. Engali
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Hey easy on us hoosiers. Not all of us are assholes. Despite our 'representatives' there are some pretty good people here.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:30 | 4577373 PlusTic
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no offense meant with the corn-bred comment...some of my best friends are from chicago (midwest) ;)

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:45 | 4577437 fishmonger
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I agree with ya Doc, I travel up to southern Indiana, on the Ohio river, almost every summer to visit family. Great people up there, nice hospitality and pretty Midwestern girls.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:54 | 4577512 Harbanger
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Yeah but hoosier daddy?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:26 | 4577366 cossack55
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I think JHK refers to them as "corn-pone nazis". Fitting

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:16 | 4577309 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Sharapova is resident in the US.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:16 | 4577312 Soul Glow
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What do he and McCain want?  WAR!?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:32 | 4577393 NOTaREALmerican
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Re:  What do he and McCain want?

There's the kick-ass daddy brains and the smothering-mommy brains.   

When another kick-ass daddy shows up on the block,  smothering-mommy hides behind her kick-ass daddy and the rocks start sailing. 

Not much "thinking" going on the humans, we're just the least stupid animal on the planet. 

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