The Turkish People React To The Twitter Block...

Tyler Durden's picture

In the hopes of maintainijng his status quo amidst a plethora of corruption probes and allegations, Turkey's Erdogan has blocked Twitter after pledging to "destroy" the social media platform after troubling leaks occurred appearing to confirm his corruption. As one can imagine, the Turkish people (among others) are not happy...


Some have offered solutions and workarounds...

And Twitter itself helped...

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prains's picture

YOu so Twurkey

y3maxx's picture

F*ck the EU...Comrades in Turkey should re align with Russia and gain real freedom from USSA.

Ahmeexnal's picture

Fark the TTT army:
twerkin tweetin turks

compliant lulu amelu sheep.
Let them eat nato rounds.

StacksOnStacks's picture

ZeroHedge is the Alarm Clock!  WAKE UP!!!

Looney's picture

If Erdogoon gets re-elected, they deserve him... just like WE deserve OURS. ;-)


smlbizman's picture

completly off topic....mercer beats duke...

smlbizman's picture

that is comparable to the people of the usa defeating the thugs that are abusing our lives....

Motorhead's picture

Some pretty good photos/cartoons...I got a kick out of the Pac-Man (cresent moon) one.  Good shit, bitchez!

Ignatius's picture

Good satire is always deadly.

Looney's picture

...this just in:




Soul Glow's picture

Bird, bird, bah-bird's the word.  Everybody knows that the bird is the word!

Missiondweller's picture

LOL! You used Russian and Freedom in the same post! Hillarious!

McMolotov's picture

Ermahgerd, Erdogan! You dug up all the twitters!

SilverIsKing's picture

He will squash that bird as soon as the bird lets him go.

Pseudonymous's picture

That would explain his behavior. Bad memories from childhood.

Mentaliusanything's picture

Blow back is a BITCH... I do believe it ( the frogs) are jumping out and saying

Fuck you big time

Apeman's picture

Hope the coming protests will make the Gezi park protests look like a joke.

disabledvet's picture

President "Raz a Gul" has also complained...via Twitter I might add.

Jonas Parker's picture


It's not too smart for a politician to try to block Twitter for three reasons:

1. It pisses the people off.

2. It casts even more doubt on the honesty of the politician.

3. The geeks will work around the block anyway!

Jena's picture

Hah! "honest" and "politician". Oxymoron.

Beam Me Up Scotty's picture

"3. The geeks will work around the block anyway"

Until the governments and leaders who are the target of twitter truths, decide that if you talk ill of them, or work around the block, they will hook your nuts up to the nearest electrical outlet.  Or feed you to the hungry dogs.  Then you might be more willing to comply.

Pseudonymous's picture



2. It casts even more doubt on the honesty of the politician.

A honest person wouldn't assume some random famous person was honest for no apparent reason in the first place. Trust is to be earned.

toys for tits's picture

My favorite was the last one where Twitter itself is instructing Turks how to use it on their phones and bypass the internet.

Perfecthedge's picture've got to love nerds and geeks.  Will he now shutdown celullar phone networks? What about electricity? A certain religious sect in the US tried to pull this trick off with their members and the result was the same: more people went to the internet to check things out and it backlashed on the leadership.

Hey, dumb a$$holes (banksters, politicians, religious sect leaders):


WE (THE PEOPLE THAT VOTED YOU) will retaliate.  Hard and fast.

This also goes to that Cameron Cunt in the UK.  That guy needs to be cock slapped ASAP.

DontGive's picture

Oh this is going to be good.

<gets the popcorn>

cougar_w's picture

So now we know who doesn't at all understand the Internet.

But, I think the list of those in power who do not is a really long list.

Mentaliusanything's picture

Can I have your baby U Cougar you. my goodness you have been around a looooong time. loven it 

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

And Twitter itself helped... The Turkish intelligence forces to put tweets to specific cellphone metadata to identify belligerents.

Turkish users: you can send Tweets using SMS. Avea and Vodafone text START to 2444. Turkcell text START to 2555.

SMS are you fucking kidding me that is the worst possible way to bypass the block in the first place.

Or as others suggested use and/or as a primary DNS address.

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

Or fuck twitter and the horse it road in on. The second it became a publically traded company it became compromised only a matter of time now until it becomes a honeypot for agencies like the NSA just like google and facebook are. That is the lifecycle of these things these days.

Time to start migrating away from twitter for real social purposes like what is going on in Turkey and moving to platforms like this.

Twister: Decentralized Twitter Alternative Built with Code from Bitcoin/BitTorrent, Lavabit Encryption Scheme, No IP Recording

Miguel Freitas, an engineer based in Rio de Janeiro, has started building a more secure and robust alternative to Twitter, making use of code from two other massively successful online projects: Bitcoin and BitTorrent.

His alternative is called Twister. It’s a decentralized social network that, in theory, can’t be shut down by any one entity. What’s more, Twister is designed to prevent other users from knowing whether you’re online, what your IP address is, or who you follow. You can still post public messages a la Twitter, but when you send direct and private messages to others, they’re protected with the same encryption scheme used by LavaBit, the e-mail provider used by Edward Snowdan.

Freitas and his collaborator Lucas Leal have completed a test version of the app that runs on Android, Linux, and OSX. Freitas has no plan to create a Windows or iPhone version, but since the code is open source, others are free to port the app to additional operating systems.

Other decentralized alternatives to Twitter and Facebook — such as, Identica and Diaspora — require that you either operate your own dedicated server or trust someone else to run a server for you. Twister works more like peer-to-peer file sharing software: Launch the app, and it connects with other users. There’s no need for a central server.

It manages this trick through the bitcoin protocol, though not the network that actually drives the digital currency. Basically, the protocol handles user registration and logins. Just as machines — called miners — verify transactions over the bitcoin network to ensure no one double-spends bitcoins and everyone spends only their own coins, a network of Twister computers verifies that user names aren’t registered twice, and that posts attached to a particular user name are really coming from that user.

Posts are handled through the BitTorrent protocol. This lets the system distribute a large number of posts through the network quickly and efficiently, and it lets users receive near-instant notifications about new posts and messages — all without the need for central servers.

Freitas points out that if someone is monitoring your internet traffic — or mass monitoring internet users — they’d still be able to find your IP address, and suggests those looking for additional protection consider the Tor Project‘s anonmity software.



Clowns on Acid's picture

Good. Fuck Twitter.

FuzzyDunlop21's picture

Looks like if you want this generation to get off their fat asses you need to take away their most vapid form of entertainment. I just hope the Turkish people can find someway to occupy themselves besides reading what Kim Kardashian ate for lunch

Swarmee's picture

I dont think you understand why Erdogan tried to block twitter in Turkey. Hint: it had nothing to do with pop culture tweets.

FuzzyDunlop21's picture

You dont say, Detective Dipshit? The point is its still passive. Look at the colorful screen and chirping sound as you retweet someones insightful 140 character political commentary. Its like those experiments with the rats who got an injection of dopamine everytime they pushed a button

Smegley Wanxalot's picture

Blocking twitter wont work.  This dictator needs to do it like USA dictators and buy off the MSM and lapdog the press, give tax breaks to all the major info distribution platforms, put braindeadening programming on every TV channel, and give the sheepish populace obamaphones (or in this case ... ankaraphones), EBT cards, and 2 years of free pay to sit on their asses.

Then ol' dictator-boy can run wild.

Skin666's picture

Twitter is undermining the kleptocracy


How long until the West follows suit?



john39's picture


I seriously doubt it.  Twitter is a weapon used by the kleptocracy when it wants to target some country, or put the squeeze on...

Skin666's picture

Then why the fuck are they banning it?

Oh regional Indian's picture

The Hegalian dialectic, Problem, Reaction, Solution.

Oldest play in  the book.



1stepcloser's picture

Joey, you ever been in a turkish twitter prison?

SilverIsKing's picture

The Turkish twatter prison would be more to my liking.

Dewey Cheatum Howe's picture

Do you eat oysters, do you eat snails?

The inspiration for that scene.


ebworthen's picture

Maybe people will actually go outside their homes and start talking to each other.

The Twitter revolutions haven't worked out so well.

I see the structure of human society collapsing.

Zero-risk bias's picture


That may help.

Respectfully yours,

A user of technology

americanspirit's picture

So the US gets its panties all in a twist over Russia rather peacefully  taking back territory that was historically part of Russia, but allows the dictator of a NATO country to kill democracy without a peep - or a tweet - from the White House or state Dept.

Kick Turkey out of NATO until they hang Erdogan.