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Russian Forces Storm Crimean Military Base In Belbek - Live Webcast

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As we reported earlier, while Ukraine military forces are either slowly leaving the Crimea or joining the Russian army, one outpost, that at the Crimean airforce base of Belbek, remains undaunted by Russian demands to hand over the premises as the Russian ultimatum to surrender has expired, and moments ago wire services reported that shots were fired as Russian forces stormed the front gate of the Crimean outpost. Watch a live webcast from the scene below as the Russian force take control of the last place of presence of Ukraine forces in the Crimea.



Update: Curiously, as soon as we put the live webcast on, this happened:

If we find a different live feed we will update. In the meantime, there is twitter:


The following LiveNews live news site has an occasional feed from Belbek:



Update 2: The situation is back to normal as Russian troops finally take control of the airbase


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Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:15 | 4580234 DaddyO
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I posted this in the other Ukraine article, so forgive me for posting again.

I don't do it often.

Sanity Check...


Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:42 | 4580278 john39
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Dr. Kevin Barrett- 'God bless you president Putin':

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:43 | 4580280 Headbanger
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Well,  There goes that neighborhood!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:49 | 4580293 rehypothecator
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In light of all the seized property, including land and battleships, the Ukraine could just assert a dollar value to those assets and claim they are at least partial payment, if not payment in full, for the gas contracts outstanding between Ukraine and Russia. (Thereby canceling some or all of the underlying bonds.) "You take our land and assets, we take your gas."  

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:10 | 4580339 Volkodav
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useless talkings

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 15:29 | 4580692 El Oregonian
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No, this is useless musings from simple minds AND worthless dribble typed in to bring attention to the ignorance of words that are added on to extend the pile on this stinking message. There, it is done.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 16:42 | 4580814 Ifigenia
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Just like this "new Jewish joke was coined at that time:

Israeli President Peres asks the Russian President:

-        Vladimir, are you of Jewish ancestry?

-        Putin: What makes you think so, Shimon?

-        Peres: You made the US pay five billion dollars to deliver Crimea to Russia. Even for a Jew, that is audacious!"

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 17:13 | 4580870 mjcOH1
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Where is the Kenyan on this?   Back 9 or forward?   Can he not produce one piece of paper on this to guarantee peace for out time?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:51 | 4580429 Buckaroo Banzai
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LOL, the gas has already been taken and burned. But Ukraine has exactly zero bargaining power so Russia will simply take what it wants at this point. But what you suggest will probably happen as after-the-fact window dressing.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 15:12 | 4580660 pot_and_kettle
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Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:03 | 4580321 Son of Captain Nemo
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john39  +1000

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:47 | 4580419 Buckaroo Banzai
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Yeah, I'm not sure that deifying Putin is really the right way to go. He's a thinly-reconstructed KGB thug, after all.

Still, he is doing a MUCH better job at looking out for his country than Soetero and the gang is doing for ours. Credit where credit is due.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:07 | 4580452 Son of Captain Nemo
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Like it or not...

We sure as hell never saw the Russians use the KGB to infiltrate and subvert our federal, state and local government(s ) through "Orange" or Maidan Revolutions in such brazen and overt ways to force a banking system on us that we must use?...   Like it or not. Through the West's own action(s) you could argue Stalin was right not to trust us.  He put up an "Iron Curtain" which we tore down through "Liberty and Democratic principles" we gushed only to have it replaced with a "missile offense shield"! I think it's safe to say who the World should be down wind from at this point...
Sat, 03/22/2014 - 16:00 | 4580748 Ifigenia
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You are right. Ukranians must sued Vitoria Nulland for what she did in Maidan Square. The cause of all this mess.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:36 | 4580510 Volkodav
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VV Putin was administrative, degree in economics I think... he was considered mild cooperative and go with flow by Yelstin controlling....that is how miracle of his selection was allowed...

breakout was true love of country..and bond with new group of like thinkers...

began take country back from damage and real

is thin or thug?...or in fight to level required to overcome...

better worry about your country...which is thinner thug and millions more body counnt

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 17:06 | 4580858 123dobryden
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.... take country back from stealing ....


so  after his decade of taking back from stealing, there are not 100 people owning 1/3 of a country?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 15:13 | 4580661 pot_and_kettle
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What I find sad is that the current ( fucked, corrupted, and corrupting ) condition of most goverrnments is such that when a gifted and strong leader appears somewhere ... people breathe such a sigh of relief that it gets mistaken for " deifying " him. 


It's not deifying anyone - it's recognizing that we're not quite yet over the falls.  And it feels pretty damn good

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:13 | 4580345 PeakOil
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Forgiven. Orlov is an excellent read. And most definitely a voice of sanity amidst an ocean of pwned media propaganda.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:26 | 4580368 Gadfly
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This is brilliant and spot on.  Thanks for the post.  I will now go to his blog on a regular basis.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 17:28 | 4580892 ebworthen
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"In Russian eyes, the US is neither sovereign nor a democracy; it is the festering corpse of a democracy being fed on by the world's fattest vultures."

Good stuff from Orlov, thanks.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:18 | 4580238 0b1knob
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Phase 2:  Do russian bears poo in the forest?  Live feed.


Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:19 | 4580239 Smegley Wanxalot
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Looks like the NSA is blocking that live webcast.


EDIT - now it is working (for now, at least)

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:22 | 4580242 SWRichmond
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Doesn't look like a lot of "storming".

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:13 | 4580283 a common man
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link deleted


Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:31 | 4580498 smlbizman
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swr....u are right not really storming but definetly snow flurrys...

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:44 | 4580284 Kirk2NCC1701
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I've seen Bumper Cars do more bumping.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:56 | 4580304 Element
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Speaking of storming things, Canada and US middle and east are in for another frigid snap over the next few days and models indicate reappearance of the polar vortex in one week to cap it off. Welcome to Spring.


Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:14 | 4580347 Jack Burton
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Hey Element, I am in extreme North East Minnesota, not far south of Thunder Bay. -10 below tonight, snow at my back door is 5 1/2 high, drifts 6-7 feet. Shoveled for an hour so the mail man can get in to my box this morning. The mangeled jet stream has kept polar vortex over us for many months, -30 common, snow every few days. Fucking nightmare. Meanwhile the high arctic is is a record heat wave for most of this winter. Siberia as of yesterday was seeing 30 degree above normal temps all the way out into the Kara Sea. The unlocking of the jet stream is now a fact, and I predict I will have much to post about as regards weather in the coming months. Stay tuned, Ukraine is an intersting story, by my guess is 2014 weather is what will get people's attention.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:30 | 4580373 Element
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Yeah, it's going to get warmer in Siberia too by the look of the model forecast and cold down into the Urals area. The jetstream seems to be doing a mirror remake of the 1970s pattern. It's pretty clear within the decadal data there are half-century scale oscillations, apparently PDO driven. If so the next ten years ... well, ... keep the shovel handy. When this occurred to North America in the 1970s the Australian winters got real cold too. Hope this is not what we are seeing the beginning of. Keep warm mate.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:50 | 4580424 drdolittle
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I live at the corner of KY, OH and WV and we've had a nice winter here. By nice I mean we had snow on the ground for a month, several snowstorms and more coming next week instead of the usual hihg 30s to 40s and rainy. 30 below is brutal, sorry man. I like a snowy winter and we've had it in spades this year.

Interesting about the decadal pattern. In the 50s it was global warming, 70s cooling now we're back to warming. Maybe we should all freak out about it?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 08:05 | 4582023 new game
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jack burton; G marrais, my guess-ah, a voice of understandg! both the frigid cold and liberalism that casts its spell over the sheep of mn. at least u have to solitude of the great forests still devoid of humans and home of the wolf. i recently traveled to tx to vacate this fucked up cold for 6 months.  to no avail as humans have populated the south to an unacceptable number. and quality of life sucks in the south compared to up here. dont get me wrong, people suck everywhere! soouthern hosptality is guise for thanks before you spend money! if you are not spending the hospitality is gone. you are not a lone voice, because if you hear me houling isabella way i am visiting your area and have returned to my true roots...

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:30 | 4580378 Jam
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As a fellow Minnesotan I can attest to your facts about the weather here. Cheers.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:22 | 4580483 Volkodav
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And the Volga is mild this winter....

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:44 | 4580524 kashey
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And here in Moscow we have spring one month ahead of schedule, it was +14 celcius today, first flowers are seen in the fields. It is something unprecedented, has never been before.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 15:51 | 4580732 Independent
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Good thing the 1940's didn't have weather like this

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 16:01 | 4580751 JuliaS
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If the weather gets the blame for our crappy economy, I'm going to blame the weather on the Fed.

Few more QE's, and not only the jet stream will reverse, but the Earth's orbit will shift due to increasing planetary mass.

How come? From all that paper, of course! Since the Fed's supposedly capable of generating something out of nothing more printing ought to generate some extra weight!

That's banker physics for ya!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:56 | 4580308 JR
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Seems like the facts on the ground are trumping the news reports and tweets. When the news reports include those ferocious words, "storm” and “seize,” one wonders what words can be used when there is an actual “onslaught.”

The problem is the video; you can describe things but when you show them and they are not happening, it makes one look a bit foolish or perhaps John McCainisch.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:20 | 4580361 Jack Burton
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JR, We all know how Israel operates. They use force to create Facts on the Ground. Now Russia has learned to do what America's rulers do, create facts. Putin and Russia rescued the people of Crimea from the NATO arms and IMF bankers, and the western media is going insane with rage over it. Ha! Ha! Fuck you CNN. Crimeans are now dent free, owe the bankers nothing, and pensions and salaries are set to double to Russian Federation levels. Wonder why 96% vote to join Russia! Pocketbooks, and security. Fuck bankrupt rascist Ukraine, they are about to get IMF loans and their industry looted, fucking fools.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:32 | 4580384 JR
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That covers it, Jack.

“The motto of Israel’s foreign intelligence service the Mossad translates as ‘By way of deception you shall make war.’" – Philip Giraldi,

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:51 | 4580431 lakecity55
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"Ahhhh, Anderson, it feels soooo gooood---why did you stop?"
"I have to do a broadcast, Bath House. I'll be back."
"You are the bestest teabagger evah! Hurry back. Promise!"
"I promise, baby."
"Come in the back way so Reggie doesn't see you. Here's my key."

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 08:15 | 4582027 new game
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this series of posts is all anyone needs to read and understand to be current as to wtf is going on in this world we live in.

stop, go align your life to this understanding and plan for a confrontation.  this is shaping up to polarize the world in two camps with many stuck on the wrong side...

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:04 | 4580324 McMolotov
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Hopefully the inevitable made-for-TV movie will have more excitement and violence and be called "The Crimea of the Century."

Oh wait, this is the made-for-TV movie.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:15 | 4580348 tony wilson
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Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:07 | 4580456 YHC-FTSE
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This one is straight forward, but when I first saw your posts I thought you were quite a bit weird. Now I think you must be a genius. You always crack me up with the broken stanzas you post that drips with irony.  -just to let you know you are appreciated. 

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:39 | 4580514 McMolotov
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Glad to know I'm not alone in thinking his posts are a kind of perverse poetry.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 19:38 | 4581123 Bonapartist
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a thinking man's Francis Sawyer

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:24 | 4580245 news printer
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as of 3/22/2014 11:18 Live cam is dead

what You see was recorded yesterday


Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:38 | 4580268 Smegley Wanxalot
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Yup.  The fukkin NSA asshats are overlaying a video feed with about a 22 hour delay (idiots cant even get the time right).  Previously (when I first posted) it had a camera drawing with red circle and a line crossing it out.


Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:38 | 4580272 news printer
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Another zerohedge user was watching stream and this is what he said:


Was just watching that live feed when there seemed to be some action happening with running around of the Russian troops outside the gate. A soldier looked up at the camera and then shortly afterwards the camera was pulled down with the last image of a camoflauged soldier closeup.

Things might be heating up at the airbase.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:30 | 4580250 TahoeBilly2012
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Use this feed instead

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:10 | 4580338 BlindMonkey
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Swapping war porn for chick porn! Well, at least chick porn is net positive for GDP.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:32 | 4580251 Son of Captain Nemo
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Juxtaposed to this?...

So which is it????

Having said that... If I were Russia I'd be putting a good chunk of those "self-defense regulars" on pencil pushing duty until I was assured of their bank account(s) in determining what their pay rate is in the Ukrainian armed forces!!!!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:36 | 4580271 DaddyO
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The former Ukrainian currency no longer exists in Crimea, what difference does it make.

"We are all Russian soldiers now." will be the new mantra...


Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:22 | 4580333 Son of Captain Nemo
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Yeah DaddyO

To be carefully vetted along with those penned CNN journalist covering the latest story in Belbek.

Just want a calm and orderly transition without the "blue helmets" which should be flown back to Tel Aviv for the war they are trying desperately to start in Lebanon and Syria.  Your guys have your hands full these days along with American forces abroad!

Might just lose those embassies in Libya, Iraq and Afghanistan permanently should you try to up the ante on this one with the Russians.

"Robbing Peter to pay Paul" is a reality and consequence of your actions that must suck right about now if you're Zionist Jew/Israeli or an American that worships at the Temple of USD (same thing)!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:25 | 4580367 Jack Burton
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Wanna see real trouble Captain. Just let Russian intelligence forces leak some top grade Russian Shoulder Fired AA missiles and infantry portable anti tank missles to Taliban fighters. Same weapons that chopped up the Israeli forces in Lebanon. Only now the missiles are much better and easier to use. Occupation forces of NATO would suffer very badly. Just a thought should NATO keep baiting the bear with threats. And Russia at the same time closes overland supply routes for NATO in their Afghanistan occupation army. When does Putin play hardball? Who knows.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:41 | 4580405 Son of Captain Nemo
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Thanks JB.

You rang the dinner bell on that one!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:52 | 4580435 drdolittle
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Isn't that something like what we did when USSR was in Afgan?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 14:11 | 4580468 Volkodav
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da...and ussr was already in Afghanistan way before "invasion" as claimed.

Trying to stabilze nearby regions...

Built schools, infrastructure and woemns rights...girls could attend school

many girls killed by their own father because of wanting school

russian haters mericans stirred and armed the worst radicals..

to this day, the afghans tell the russian was the better soldier, while hate the mericans who never controlled a fraction of the country the russians held.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:24 | 4580488 YHC-FTSE
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Hadn't considered that because for all the msm rhetoric,  Putin does abide by most people's idea of the rule of law. Daddy O posted a link above of a pretty good profile.  

What worries me is the situation in Western Ukraine/Kiev where bands of  Svoboda neonazis are looting the military depots. They are taking advantage of their new status to even rob businesses in broad daylight without being arrested.  There are an awful lot of anti aircraft missiles that is in the wrong hands right now. 

Flying anywhere in that region has become riskier than playing russian roulette with a semiauto. 

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:51 | 4580533 Freddie
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One thing that Orlov guy pointed out on a video with Greg Hunter (USA Watchdog?) this week on youtube and Greg's web site is that USA forces in Afghanistan have two supply lines and also escape lines.  Pakistan which he said is not reliable and Russia which is a very reliable.  He said if things went bad then the USA might be exiting Afghistan like helicopters in Saigon.

I think this could get really ugly if Russia wanted to be paid in gold, Rubles, Yuan or Euros.  The USA military would have a hard time financing itself and troops would have to leave Afghanistan quickly and Russia closed the supply and exit through Russia. 

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:58 | 4580545 tip e. canoe
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you know what they say about (the area now called) Afghanistan and empires.

betya a gold ruble Vlad sure does.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:30 | 4580252 onewayticket2
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'If you like your arms reduction treaty with the USA, you can keep it. Period'

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:36 | 4580270 Quinvarius
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Obama should probably sanction the sister-in-law of that guy who shot the camera.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:52 | 4580298 Aknownymouse
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Too harsh?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:40 | 4580275 Carl Popper
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I guess it is ok for serbia to be split apart but Crimea which has always been russian but "given" to Ukraine in the 1950's in "socialist solidarity" cannot vote to secede.

Revolution is a natural and thus inalienable right of the people. Our founding fathers said so.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:46 | 4580286 Kirk2NCC1701
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Apparently, the founding fathers of the Globalists beg to differ.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:54 | 4580301 Carl Popper
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Lol. It doesnt matter what globalists think. Our founding fathers were careful to note they were describing our natural rights, not giving them to us.

What is inalienable is intrinisic. It cannot be given nor taken away, but only brave men and women are willing to take personal respinsibility to enforce their rights.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:27 | 4580372 Jack Burton
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Globalist Necon cunts! They think they rule all mankind and can kill at will. Putin begs to differ!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:48 | 4580292 Carl Popper
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Edit. Even the uSA supreme court in a case regarding confederate war debts recognized that revolution is the right of the people, but the revolution must be successful in order that its laws and contracts be enforced.

Crimea is looking pretty successful.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:58 | 4580312 disabledvet
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I don't recall the South ever "agressing" the North.
Nor claiming "right of annexation."

They just wanted what they saw as their Rights under the Constitution...and of course that is all Ukraine has asked as well.

We'll see how this Civil War ends but clearly there will be no quarter given to those who served their country...and their people...well.

Europe's silence in the regard does not go unnoticed either.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:08 | 4580332 Carl Popper
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1877. Williams vs Bruffy. I found the case.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:11 | 4580343 Jorgen
Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:34 | 4580386 novictim
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Russian Troop presence will stand as a counter argument to the notion that Crimea had a legitimate, popular revolution.  

Historians will say "Was there a large secessionist movement in Crimea prior to Russian forces invading?"

And the answer would be "NO.".  Them's the facts.  

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:15 | 4580471 adonisdemilo
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My door is always open to anyone who may call but if they think that means I'm a soft touch they will very much mistaken.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:25 | 4580489 novictim
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I don't have a dog in this game.  Do you?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:23 | 4580480 novictim
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There is no use protesting, dear Russian nationists.  I'm not who you need to down vote.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 15:21 | 4580636 gallistic
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You are blatantly parroting the US govt. line. I truly hope you are getting paid something for it.

There have been Russian forces in Crimea for centuries. Are you really arguing that Russia had to pull out all its forces in Crimea, hand everything over to the crazy putschists in Kiev, and then hold the referendum, for it to be valid?

You have thrown up this impossible standard with the implicit assumption that there was fraud and coercion.

Facts are a tricky thing.

The EU was represented with a delegation of observers. There were international observers from 23 countries, including Austria, Belgium, Bulgaria, France, Germany, Hungary, Italy, Latvia and Poland.

Nobody, not even the US State Dept (who is not er... averse to fabrication), has said the results were manipulated. As a matter of fact, they admitted openly beforehand that the vote was going to be a majority for annexation.

The .gov argument and talking points are:

  • is against the "Ukrainian constitution" (oh the irony!)
  • is against "international law"
  • is a threat to international peace and security
  • is a "land grab" that will not be recognized

If you are going to be an effective shill, you should get with the program.


Sat, 03/22/2014 - 18:21 | 4580978 ebear
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 "I truly hope you are getting paid something for it."

czech's in the mail.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 19:30 | 4581109 nmewn
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Lemme get my cossacks on and grab my mail bag, I'm late!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:47 | 4580288 nmewn
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There are just protecting the Russian language speakers on the base ;-)

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 18:23 | 4580981 ebear
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All your base are belong to Rus!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 19:27 | 4581105 nmewn
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I'm stealing that for to be the latest thing. But I'm only doing it to protect Russian speaking children and I'm a good guy! ;-)

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 21:37 | 4581283 gallistic
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nmewn, you are truly a good guy and a saint for your commitment to the russian-speaking people (and yes, children) of the world.

Whether you want to or not, I am nominating you for the Order of Saint Catherine the Great Martyr.




fine print- If I succeed, we have to split any proceeds or perks

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 07:55 | 4582019 nmewn
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Cool, I accept. It is a great honor.

I'll put it right next to my Pugachev Medal ;-)

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:10 | 4580295 news printer
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  Recorded from Live cam, before taken down

they running all over the place; like some monkeys in a heat

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:52 | 4580297 Fix It Again Timmy
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Putin needs to invite Hillary over to the Kremlin, then put her over his knee and spank her ass - he will need to pack a lunch since that would be an all day job, that's a lot of territory to cover...

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:57 | 4580440 drdolittle
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Then have one of his henchmen clean up his vomit.

Ugh, how can you even mentino that? I don't think I'll be able to spank my wife for a good six weeks.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:43 | 4580410 lakecity55
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That could easily be disinformation.

I would not 100% credit that unless they posted a copy of the manifest.

Either a catastrophic event happened and the plane is lost, or it was hijacked for a reason.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:17 | 4580473 magpie
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Put your tinfoil hats on tight and hear the bard retell this tale

On a dark night the scriptwriters of America asked the oujia board

oh pray tell what fate will befall our enemies in Eastern Lands

in three hundred years hence

so replied the board to its trusting listeners

they will fight their way through the fremdlings the aliens

to unknown riches but not leave this solar system

in Saturn's rings aye they shall fall to die from foreigners hand

despite cloaking cyborgs and precious metals alot

thus replied the board

but the haughty masons told the scriptwriters

what is this tale of martial glory

the Eastern cowards and traitors shall fail

in the Orbit of Mars or Australia as the Blue Men call it.

Thus in Diego Garcia sword and sigil was forged to make this tale true.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 11:55 | 4580303 eddiebe
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They should really learn to speak english/

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:02 | 4580320 Salt
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Obama should go there and begin community organizing.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:11 | 4580342 tony wilson
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Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:32 | 4580382 Jack Burton
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I understand your rage Tony. Spend a few minutes with the liar western media, especially the whore house BBC, and any sane peson can flip out. Liar cunts.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:02 | 4580450 gallistic
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BBC is un-fucking-bearable. It is a prime example and a case study in propaganda and manufactured consent.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:23 | 4580485 adonisdemilo
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@tony wilson,

Probably one of the reasons they're all shit scared of Putin.

It's immpossible to scare a guy who doesn't give a shit, a guy who only has to stand up and say" fuck you "and like all bullies they back off.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 14:02 | 4580547 Canucklehead
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... At least you know who your "betters" are...

Now just wait for phase II to unfold. The Ukranians will take the Russians to court to collect damages for ships, military bases, goodwill, etc. That will be the true bloodbath!

Let's look at the various economies ability's to pay...

What does it cost to have a seat at the table?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:16 | 4580350 joego1
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And another red line bites the dust.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:20 | 4580360 Oldballplayer
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Does this mean Ukraine gets it's nukes back?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:28 | 4580374 novictim
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Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:36 | 4580392 Jack Burton
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NATO is not going to let the insane clown posse that is the Kiev government handle nukes. NATO nations have too much to lose with lunatics with nukes right next door. Germany for one will never allow that. As an aside, Germany has tried twice to conquer Ukraine. Once in 1918 and again in 1941, both times Russia threw them out. This third time may be the charm. IMF loans and NATO membership along with government form the bankers in Brussels. I see this invasion as the one that finally makes Germany defacto ruler of Ukraine via New World Order policies forcing sale of all Ukrainian assets to western bakers and investors.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:56 | 4580438 Element
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Damned right Jack, Ukraine have their National principles to keep them warm, pay the bills and put onions on the table - there is that recompense for losing your entire Navy and having the IMF invade Kiev. Lucky bastards. Every week power and money moves eastward and dumb and desperate moves west. You don't know what you've got until its gone.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 17:37 | 4580906 Idi_ocracy
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Actually Russia surrendered in the first world war to Germany

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 21:49 | 4581381 gallistic
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February '17, as well as Red October was a bitch.

Brest-Litovsk is not as simple as that. As a matter of fact, it was a brilliant calculus, and I am sure you know it.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:33 | 4580501 adonisdemilo
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I don't think so.

The Nazis have performed their function to the best of their ability.

In the context of what was expected, by the IMF, NATO, US and the EU, they haven't really fulfilled all their objectives.

The whole damn lot are now a busted flush and the "new Ukrainian government "are just the puppets.

Puppets don't get to play with nuclear weapons.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:37 | 4580396 22winmag
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Smells like... victory.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 12:44 | 4580411 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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I thought every person who  lives on the land that Putin is seeking to protect supports his invasion? The airmen in this location must be neo Nazis or why would Putin be trying to kill them?

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 14:15 | 4580559 Volkodav
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in your ignorant thoughts only...


Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:03 | 4580445 gallistic
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In other news...

The EU is wasting no time moving forward with their "core chapters of the Association Agreement".

The legitimate government did not "agree" to it, so they installed a unelected, illegitimate, replacement government to do the deed, bypassing any requirement of consent from the Ukrainian people.

"I think Yats is the guy who's got the economic experience, the governing experience. He's the... what he needs is Klitsch and Tyahnybok on the outside."
-Victoria "Fuck the EU" Nuland

Well, good ol' flunky "Yats" is coming through and closing the deal for them.

Mission Accomplished!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 15:15 | 4580656 gallistic
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Moving on to other related news....

From the US State dept- Taking advantage of having a non-elected, non legitimate, US satrap in situ, we announce that-

Special Envoy and Coordinator for International Energy Affairs Carlos Pascual will travel to Ukraine, Belgium and Moldova from March 19-25. In Ukraine, Special Envoy Pascual will meet with senior officials of the Ukrainian Government and co-chair a meeting of the U.S.-Ukraine Energy Security Working Group, which will focus on efforts to increase Ukraine’s energy security. (lmao!)

In Moldova, Special Envoy Pascual will meet with senior officials to discuss issues of mutual interest, including bilateral cooperation and regional concerns, and chair a meeting of the U.S.-Moldova Energy Working Group. In Brussels, he will discuss energy issues with participants in the Brussels Forum and meet with European Union officials.

Pipelanistan baby!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 15:53 | 4580733 ebworthen
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Those Brussels Bandits are busy; sure the Wall Street Warlocks are in on it as well.

Those poor regular folk Ukranians have no idea how much worse our oligarchs and politician puppets are, or how much blood our vampire squid banksters demand.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 20:59 | 4581300 gallistic
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I hate to say it, but you are right and that is the absolute truth.

The problems will come when realization (and consequences) kick in; there will be hell to pay.

The only question will be who gets stuck with the bill for what the unelected and illegitimate usurpers are now doing.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 16:04 | 4580756 Independent
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Maybe she wanted him in at the top cause he has 3/4 tribal blood in him, more than Klitschy or Tymoshenko.  You know how self-promotion works with the tribe, just look at Hollywood for example.  You wouldn't want the greater Ukraine blood making the others have second thoughts.  I am fed up with these tribal members stealing left and right and getting millions of people killed in the process.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:06 | 4580458 jopa
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Anschluss : ask the program !

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:07 | 4580459 jopa
Sat, 03/22/2014 - 13:51 | 4580536 no1wonder
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A joke:

Israeli President Peres asks the Russian President: Vladimir, are you of Jewish ancestry?

Putin: What makes you think so, Shimon?

Peres: You made the US pay 5 billion dollars to deliver Crimea to Russia. Even for a Jew, that is audacious!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 14:35 | 4580564 Volkodav
Sat, 03/22/2014 - 15:16 | 4580667 dogismycopilot
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Need to add the "U" to UPIGS!

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 15:49 | 4580729 ebworthen
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Don't mess with the Spetsnaz.

I'd be switching sides yesterday.

Sat, 03/22/2014 - 17:05 | 4580852 windcatcher
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From a military and political view, this is so funny, Putin defeated the Ukrainian military forces with out accidentally killing anyone!


Maybe he should receive the Nobel Peace Prize for that!

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