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Second-term flexibility indeed...



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Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:51 | 4582882 smlbizman
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Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:54 | 4582894 johngaltfla
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Chances of War Growing Between Russia and Ukraine


Too bad Obama needs a geography lesson. His new region of the world to learn after "Crimea" is:


Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:03 | 4582905 ZerOhead
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Who's that playing with Barry's balls...

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:09 | 4582939 linniepar
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Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:14 | 4582954 Rick Blaine
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He's a great man.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:25 | 4582987 MontgomeryScott
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He's a great man.

Yes, a great man.

A man's man.

A manly man.

He plays with balls and clubs.

Teleprompting gives this manly man incredible oral endurance when it counts.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:28 | 4582996 Xibalba
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In the nation of 'get it while you can', are we really surprised? 

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 17:08 | 4583197 lordylord
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I would rather see Obama on the golf course than in the White House fucking the country up some more.  Although, I do realize Obama is a puppet and the real policy makers and social engineers are hard at work 24/7.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 18:21 | 4583410 Missiondweller
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Like that ugly little troll Valery Jarret.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 20:52 | 4583838 Tim_
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Presidential Aide Valerie Jarrett Discloses Her Jewish Roots

"The White House can add one more senior staffer to its list of advisers with Jewish roots, and it is an unlikely name. Valerie Jarrett, President Obama’s senior adviser and assistant for intergovernmental affairs and public engagement, disclosed her Jewish ancestry to a Jewish gathering on Monday."

"'Many, many years ago, my parents hosted a seder for a group of our Jewish friends, and it was here that my father first told me that my great-grandfather was Jewish. What a wonderful surprise for our friends, and for me! So Passover has always been a special holiday for me.'"

"She went on to talk about the seder held by Obama’s Jewish staffers while on the campaign trail in 2008 and how Obama, after being elected, lived up to his promise to hold a Passover seder every year at the White House."

"The Obama White House has lost several of its top Jewish staffers recently, with the departure of presidential chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, senior political counselor David Axelrod and chief economic adviser Lawrence Summers. It did gain, however, Jacob Lew, an Orthodox Jew, as director of the Office of Management and Budget."

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 23:20 | 4584292 Seize Mars
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M'kay, she didn't know about this.

Um kay.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:27 | 4583109 Atomizer
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Rick Blaine must be Barry's personal ball washer.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 01:16 | 4584505 Rick Blaine
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Based on the up/down votes, I'm guessing the sarcasm in my comment wasn't quite apparent enough.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 17:37 | 4583288 TahoeBilly2012
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"I don't do cocaine much anymore, but when I do, it's right off the plane..."

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:35 | 4582993 Super Broccoli
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All embassies and consulates closed today ? erm why ?


EDIT: just a strike apparently

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:43 | 4583028 MontgomeryScott
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Janet Yellen started her period today. It's been declared an international holiday (it's her first one). The BIS, the World Bank, and the IMF all decided that it would be appropriate. Upon hearing the news, Ben Shalom Bernanke sustained an erection lasting longer than 30 seconds, which prompted his handlers to medivac him to the hospital, where the nurses are treating him with physical therapy. Another 'first'...

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 23:19 | 4584287 MsCreant
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Being a woman and all I don't normally go in for the period stuff, however, I gotta letcha know a lil something. She ain't menstrating any more. Just sayin'. She is 67 years old.

She is merely evil for even taking the job. Or being the fall puppet. I'll get back with you on that.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 02:56 | 4584618 drendebe10
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"There aint nothing uglier than an old white woman."  Red Fox as Fred Sanford 

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 17:55 | 4583330 Philalethian
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If one studies history, they might find the odd coincidences of false flag events that happen on Mondays to milk the news weeks propaganda barrage of horsepiss and raucous nausous garbbly-goop that spews frothily from the beaks of these blabber mouths, and goony-goo-goo blah blah blah distraction experts.

Everybody knows that when ever evil happens in the world there will always be a zionist/satanist/bankster money-god connection in every instance. Good folks just do not go around the world to conquer and kill for the resources, and bankster glory. They used to fight for ones country in self defense. Now, any soldier in the world is only being set up to die for these banksters and political puppet masters. It ain't for God and country any more.

Maybe in the future the world will decide enough is enough and place all these murderous hateful warmongers for profit on a island by themselves where that can make war, false flags, and kill each other all day long until the last one takes it's last breath. Yes, hold the vision. Truth and Justice are engraved in Stone and will eventually catch up to the lies, and deception crews.

Happy Sunday to all good hearts world-wide from the Heart of America. We love you ALL. Even the blabbity haters.


Sun, 03/23/2014 - 19:05 | 4583565 Jendrzejczyk
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Loved the link. Welcome to ZH.

In your opinion, when was the last pure and righteous war?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:07 | 4582933 remain calm
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Here is the sad part he sucks as a President and sucks as a golfer. He just sucks!

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:10 | 4582941 johngaltfla
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RC, you are wrong. He scores an 18 on 18 holes. He usses the modified North Korean Scoring system.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:20 | 4582976 MontgomeryScott
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Just passing through.



He must be a groundskeeper. (sarc)

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:31 | 4583119 A Nanny Moose
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Every golfer has a good lie.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:42 | 4583141 Atomizer
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Mulligan GDP math.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 17:49 | 4583313 oklaboy
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common core math

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:55 | 4583164 lunaticfringe
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You should see him pitch.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:26 | 4582988 Yardfarmer
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+1 great post over there at shenadoah, John.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:58 | 4583054 johngaltfla
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Sun, 03/23/2014 - 21:17 | 4583908 JLee2027
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Finished it for you.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 02:58 | 4584620 drendebe10
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Livin the grand imperial golf lifestyle @ taxpayer expense...

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:51 | 4582884 mjorden
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Hate to be the Airman that took that picture!

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:34 | 4583004 MontgomeryScott
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Listen, Barry...

We've got a planned photo-op today. All you have to do is get in one of those carts, and drive it ten feet, to that nice man in the white pants. Do you think you can handle that?


I don't get it, Valerie, um, I mean, Ms. Jarrett. How's that gonna help my image?


It'll make the world see that you're not concerned, because you're the King of the Universe. Besides, we don't let you drive one of these very often... It'll be a lot of FUN!


Gee, I don't know. I'm kind of scared... that guy over there has a camera...


Now, now. The Wookie will be home soon, and everything will be better...

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:55 | 4583050 macholatte
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it's an ad for golf carts

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:12 | 4583086 MontgomeryScott
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Obama's jealous. He wants one of these.


Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:12 | 4583087 SilverIsKing
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For? Or against?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 20:55 | 4583851 ugmug
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When President Obama's balls are in the air they instantly become 'Air Fore Won'....



Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:53 | 4582889 RacerX
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lazy worthless POS

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:19 | 4582974 McMolotov
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He's a puttz...

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:40 | 4583023 Tim Knight from...
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By which you must mean "President Of the States". Oh, wait....

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:53 | 4582890 HoofHearted
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At least he isn't making bigger problems for the US. Tell him to take the next couple of years off as a matter of fact. Let him dig divots instead of new holes for the country.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:35 | 4583014 ShrNfr
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Shovel ready divots?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:53 | 4582891 Zombie Investor
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I can see Russia from the 18th green!

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:54 | 4582892 kchrisc
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It's easy being the puppet of the CIA and Israel.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:04 | 4582923 Dinero D. Profit
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Exactly.  The CFR, MIC, AIPAC, FED, and the CCE (Crime Control Establishment) make all policy.  The Presidency exists merely to kiss patriotism ass.   


Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:13 | 4582951 Cacete de Ouro
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Barry's half brother, Ndesandjo, today in the South China Morning Post

"The other Obama: Shenzhen-based half-brother of US president sets record straight"

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:54 | 4582895 WTF2
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Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:55 | 4582897 a growing concern
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And they wonder why Americans like Putin better...

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:23 | 4583105 IndyPat
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...meanwhile, Vladimir Putin was pictured riding a velociraptor through the Ukrainian countryside.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:55 | 4582899 ParkAveFlasher
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Tough lie.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 17:11 | 4583200 grunk
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At first they are, but they get easier if you repeat them over and over.

Oh, wait. You weren't talking about Obamacare?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:56 | 4582902 IridiumRebel
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He is an actor. Look at him like Tom Cruise or Keanu Reeves. He follows the script and then goes and does free time shit.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:06 | 4582930 sixsigma cygnus...
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That explains it.  He came to Hollywood for fundraisers so many times, they almost renamed LAX to ATM.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:09 | 4582935 IridiumRebel
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It's like yelling at the screen in a movie theater...feels good, but does nothing.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:08 | 4583073 remain calm
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He is playing the playing the role of an Ass Clown perfectly, he is a natural.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 03:01 | 4584625 drendebe10
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Fudge packer in chief...

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 20:04 | 4583725 arnoldsimage
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well then... could he at least act like the president of the united states?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:57 | 4582906 RealityCheque
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Better doing that than "speaking" or "being the president",

Both of which he has shown his epic incompetence at.

Best he just shuts the fuck up and doesn't make things any worse.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 17:03 | 4583185 ThirdWorldDude
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Last time a US president acted on his own, as a real leader representing a nation, he ended up with his brains spilled all over the parade cab.

Obozo, like every other puppet in the last 50 years, will "be the president" when he receives his orders.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 14:59 | 4582911 agNau
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Mac Daddy Shack

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:00 | 4582913 Troy Ounce
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Black Peter goes Dutch.



Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:02 | 4582916 Blazed
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Dat how he roll, spinnin dem twenty fo's on duh 18th. 

Er, here.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:02 | 4582917 groundedkiwi
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Maybe the golf course is the only place not bugged. Bush used to play a lot of golf as well.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:10 | 4582938 all-priced-in
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GWB stopped playing golf as soon as (he started) the war in Iraq.

You can hate some things about "W" but he did get this right.


Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:12 | 4582945 TrustWho
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Look it up, Bush Jr. quit playing golf while president out of respect for the troops and presidential office. You can blame many terrible events on President Bush Jr., but he did respect the office, the power, the image; even though you are free to disagree with his approach. Obama acts like a virgin boy being offered a prostitute for first time. 

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:20 | 4582975 EconomicGenocide
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Allowing 9/11 to happen and letting Cheney and Rumi use that false flag to create 2 wars and pass the Patriot Act and allow NSA to form, puts him at a level of treason all by himself!! Bush allowed the Ziionist to take TOTAL control of the US, Obama is just keeping the ball rolling!!

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:02 | 4583062 MontgomeryScott
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Look it up.

Out of respect for the office, GWB quit playing golf (supposedly).

The Decider decided to quit the links. This was a LARGE PERSONAL SACRIFICE. Uh-huh. Yup.

He had more important games to play, I suppose.

Cue up Depeche Mode:

USAPATRIOT was pretty good, though. It keeps us safe. To this day. That first 'bailout' was also of particular benefit. AIG is still around, and think of all those 'shovel-ready' tech jobs created by the blossoming surveillance state!

I miss his daddy, though.

Don't get me wrong. I LIKE the CIA (like I enjoy bamboo chutes up my fingernails). The NSA, however, was created in '52.

Total control of the Zionists is far older than what you are trying to state. The most important religion is the one of GREEN (cash, duckets, coin, bucks, rubles, dineros, bank, or whatever). Check history.



Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:02 | 4582918 I Write Code
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Personally testing the equipment we're sending to Ukraine.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:07 | 4583069 MontgomeryScott
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The new F-35 joint strike golf-fighter (here seen in green camo) is being tested by the Commander-in-Chief, who personally came out to see the rollout. When asked about his impresions of this new strategic golf-weapon, President Soetoro was quoted as saying, 'I'll bet Vlad doesn't have one half as good as this!'.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 04:00 | 4584688 HardlyZero
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So the first on the ground prep will be making sure there are a few good 18-holes in East Ukraine ?   Before any moves are made to send support ?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:03 | 4582920 deeply indebted
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Obama was not elected to lead. Obama was elected as a symbol of the "democratic" elites' strangle hold on "power". He says what they tell him to say - he is involved in zero decision making - he carries out the plans and orders of the "democratic" elite, all to the detriment of freedom, prosperity, and the happiness of citizens all over the World (not just the U.S.). The financial war has been raging for a very long time - long before we became aware of it in 2008 - Obama is nothing more than the furtherance and escalation of the financial war. Money is power, and the "West" has royally screwed up the monetary system with abuse, lies, fraud, and derivative conjuring since 1971 in a vain attempt to hold onto the extraordinary power that the reserve status of the USD gives them.

So let the fool play golf. He's only useful to the powerful when they need him, and the less they use him, the better off we'll all be in the end as power slips through their blood soaks fingers.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 17:04 | 4583186 moneybots
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"Obama was not elected to lead. Obama was elected as a symbol of the "democratic" elites' strangle hold on "power". He says what they tell him to say - he is involved in zero decision making"


How did that war on Syria go?  Who told Obama to draw a red line?  Who told him to bomb Damascus back to the stone age- oh that's right, he didn't bomb Damascus back to the stone age. 

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 17:12 | 4583214 deeply indebted
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" power slips through their blood soaks fingers."

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:04 | 4582924 Debugas
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Alaska votes in a referendum to join Russia

What Obama gonna do about it ?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:10 | 4582943 IridiumRebel
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Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:13 | 4582953 g'kar
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Another executive order declaring Alaska the 58th state.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:04 | 4582925 pound the vix
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Mean while in Russia - Putin is ripping the head off a kodiak bear with his hands

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:15 | 4582955 PHantomofthemarkets
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You mean he is releasing the bears?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:09 | 4582937 ebworthen
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Sock Puppets need to be aired out every now and then.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:12 | 4582946 infinity8
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Useless Asshole.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:18 | 4582947 savedeposit
Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:22 | 4582980 ebworthen
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First video:  watch from 14:00 to 18:25 if you want to know why Mike Rogers is a clueless asshole for comparing Putin to Hitler and insulting the Russian People greviously by using that analogy - and why the U.S. is picking a fight it will lose.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:17 | 4583098 disabledvet
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complain if the US does something. Complain that the US does nothing.

Which is it?
The Democrats just submitted a budget which cuts the Army to 1940 levels.
The President had a perfect intervention plan put forth for Syria which was not acted upon but "sent to Congress" (we did get a chemical weapons removal program out of that btw.)

So "enter the Bear"...the CIA is suprised, the State Department takes the side of Ukraine and everyone starts complaining about "we better not do anything" and "boy do we look stupid for doing nothing."

Obviously USA Inc does not want anything military going on relative to Russia. Visa and Mastercard have already started to over-ride the sanctions. Putin has blown 50 billion on the Olympic games and now followed this up with a 50 billion loss of market cap on his stock exchange. So much for "goodwill." Plus his central bank is spending a fortune trying to maintain the value of the ruble.

If he launches a full scale invasion of Ukraine "are the debts now repaid?"
Obviously this will cause food and energy prices to spike...perhaps Europe. This sounds like good news for USA incorporated...indeed prices have been rising for both food and energy in the USA in anticipation...I think...that Russia will strike and the West will do nothing.

This will be a God-awful mess if Putin goes through with it. Interest rates are already quite high in Mother Russia...and just as obviously "they are not acting as Guests to the Sultan" so to speak but instead seem to claiming some type of "permanent authority" over what is a huge piece of real estate.

Has anyone given any thought as to how Russia plans on running this?
The only way I can see maintaining this going forward is "by financing his invasion via Wall Street" actually.

And of course "the only thing on the news is the disappearance of a Malaysian jet liner."

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:41 | 4583024 dizzyfingers
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savedeposit Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:18

Not much time left. Coincidentally reading Gen. Smedley Butler's WAR IS A RACKET. No wonder TPTB need kids to be non-readers.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:13 | 4582949 Yen Cross
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   That worthless POS belongs on the minature golf course at the windmill hole!

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:44 | 4583029 Winston Churchill
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Bury him in a sand trap with his ass exposed as shoe cleaner.

In death, finally relevant.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:12 | 4582950 InsideHerTrading
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Get back to watching the NCAA tourney like you're supposed to Mr Prez!

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:15 | 4582957 Make_Mine_A_Double
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Check the packed Friday schedule (posted on the Out House website). 10:30 a.m. was light briefly on domestic polling - and than the big one at 4:00 p.m. was a 'meeting' with web CEO's presumably on NSA spying.

That's it..the rest is basketball watching, People mag reading, cornholing and sword swallowing with his beard in China.

This queen would be worthless if he was still is the ghetto.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:18 | 4582965 Yardfarmer
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you simply don't understand the pervasive psychological conditioning which can be accomplished in what little remains of the minds of the vast majority of AmerCIAns by the spectacle of a "commander in chief" leisurely navigating the quiet lush green fairways of the idyllic and serene confines of an elite, secluded country club. are you not aware that the televised spectacles of professional golf automatically and spontaneously induce the reassuring rhythmic mesmeric tides of alpha wave resonance so essential to the perception of peace, security, well being, and yes, an asylum of refuge from the otherwise problematic reality which demands our vigilance and constant engagement. isn't it wonderful how, taking leave of the nasty business of genocidal wars, repression of the domestic populace, poliitcal chicanery, thieving and squandering of national resources, and the eviceration and dismemberment of entire nations, our "chief executives", almost without exception, have devoted themselves to this ancient, venerable and even mystical rite of ultimate trancendence.  

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:27 | 4582992 zorba THE GREEK
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Spot on Yardfarmer. It's all about controlling the mood of the masses.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:19 | 4582968 Cacete de Ouro
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Barry to caddie: Give me Wood!

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:19 | 4582972 all-priced-in
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After a day filled with winning Putin goes home and bangs a hot young Olympic gymnast.


After a day filled with losing Obama goes home to a grumpy Wookie.






Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:19 | 4583101 Cacete de Ouro
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The Many Moods of Chewbacca

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:23 | 4582981 infinity8
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I thought he was supposed to be watching basketball this weekend.

Good work if you can get it.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:29 | 4582997 Atomizer
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Watch 34.58 thru 35.35. This administration belongs in a padded room with a straight jacket harness.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:31 | 4583001 dogismycopilot
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I bet he was listening to Jay Z as he knows deep down he should be driving a clapped out Impala and not the USA:

The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fucking law
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake
Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?
"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"
"License and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't stepping out of shit all my papers legit
"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?"

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:31 | 4583002 q99x2
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The globalist banksters aren't going to take a chance and let that moron get involved with anything serious.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:31 | 4583005 Inthemix96
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We all know this pencil necked fucker is a puppet but does he realise just exactly what he is paid to uphold?

This is without doubt beyond parody.  Not just on the international but world scale, this fucking idiot is meant to be the leader of the free world.

If you needed more proof that the entire world is run from the shadows, this fucking class 'A' idiot cunt provides it.

Nobody and I mean nobody could be this ignorant of geo-political problems.  Never mind the world is breaking apart at the seams of un-payable debt, needless inteferance of other countries into others affairs, health care, nation destroying calamities, and all this daft fucking idiot can do is play golf???????

I am fucking gobsmacked.

Puppet?  The daft fucking idiot cunt isnt even smart enough to know what one is.

I am Appalled we are reduced to fools like this.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:44 | 4583031 dizzyfingers
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Inthemix96  50% or more of voters probably are just like him. Remember "if it feels good, do it?" We're seeing the result of that.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:08 | 4583074 Angus McHugepenis
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Inthemix: Seems appropriate that I re-post this photo (opens in new window)

Air Putz One

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:18 | 4583099 dizzyfingers
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Inthemix96  50% or more of voters probably are just like him. Remember "if it feels good, do it?" We're seeing the result of that.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:36 | 4583019 infinity8
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Next up (2016): someone with a vagina. A Latina? No, probably not yet. I hope her name is Shirley. After that? Dust off Condoleezza (condolensces) Rice? An "asian-american"? I'm sure it will be fun if I'm not dead yet.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:41 | 4583025 yatikto
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Nero, playing the fiddle

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:42 | 4583027 syntaxterror
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Foodstamp the Great, leader of the Free Shit Army. This clown does a lot less damage the more time she's on the course.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:53 | 4583045 Son of Captain Nemo
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Unrelated but of course related as a nation continues it's peaceful grazing...

Only a job Charles Jaco and his bosses at CNN could love!...  And we wonder why Ted Turner never went to prison and "CNN folded" after that story was revealed?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:56 | 4583052 Pressfiretostart
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Fcking bastard.


I really loathe this POS.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 15:58 | 4583053 SubjectivObject
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Hell, the grass isn't even green yet.

Probably could not tell the difference in any case.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:07 | 4583070 BullyBearish
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Debt is slavery...ironic that such an increase in slavery comes during this presidency, especially since he feels so strongly against slavery:

Mr. Obama is believed to be the first president to host seder dinners at the White House. America has not had a Jewish president.

During his speech to an audience of young people at the Jerusalem International Convention Center last Thursday, the president spoke at length about what the celebration of the Jews' escape from slavery in Egypt means to him. “It’s a story of centuries of slavery, and years of wandering in the desert; a story of perseverance amidst persecution, and faith in God and the Torah. It’s a story about finding freedom in your own land,” Obama said. “It’s a story that’s inspired communities across the globe, including me and my fellow Americans."

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:17 | 4583093 Atomizer
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The long term plan was to elect a nigger to rekindle slavery. Slavery is good lemmings. The US Media tells you to embrace it.


Sun, 03/23/2014 - 16:50 | 4583148 I Write Code
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Lyrics by IWC-Z:

He should take off his shirt and wrestle a white tiger
Then chug a quart bottle of icy Stolichnaya
That's the way he should be showin' Mister Putin
That America's the country for doin' rootin' tootin'

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 17:08 | 4583198 moneybots
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He has a phone and a pen and he used them both, to set a golf date.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 17:26 | 4583256 Black.Swan
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Even if he was there this weekend...

He arrived today 23 to attending this tomorrow 24/25...

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 17:45 | 4583307 1stepcloser
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Typical Government Worker..

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 18:12 | 4583386 short screwed
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After spending the last two weeks analyzing his NCAA bracket picks, he really needed a day of relaxation on the links.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 18:30 | 4583436 RevRex
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If Bush a Obama are both the same, why does the Socialist Semite Democrat media treat them so differently?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 18:55 | 4583533 bigfire
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Our President have to take the many opportunity when the First Lady is out of town on various thingie.  A man is got to do what a man is got to do when the wife is not around.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 19:23 | 4583617 logicalman
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FFS, Obama is just sock puppet.

It's obvious.

Keep your eye on the real game.

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 20:21 | 4583774 hangemhigh77
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They let retards drive at that golf course?

Sun, 03/23/2014 - 20:31 | 4583805 Fix It Again Timmy
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Sun, 03/23/2014 - 21:28 | 4583939 Kelley
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It's shocking that he is alone. Is it really him all by himself? 

It would be shocking that he is golfing if this weren't the 160th time or whatever.


If that's really him, it's a pitiful statement about him.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 04:43 | 4584713 sbenard
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The Permavacation President!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 05:41 | 4584741 AynRandFan
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At least he's good at something.

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