Another Busy Weekend For The President

Tyler Durden's picture

Second-term flexibility indeed...



And, unretouched, in its original "downward" trejectory.


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johngaltfla's picture

Chances of War Growing Between Russia and Ukraine


Too bad Obama needs a geography lesson. His new region of the world to learn after "Crimea" is:


ZerOhead's picture

Who's that playing with Barry's balls...

MontgomeryScott's picture

He's a great man.

Yes, a great man.

A man's man.

A manly man.

He plays with balls and clubs.

Teleprompting gives this manly man incredible oral endurance when it counts.

Xibalba's picture

In the nation of 'get it while you can', are we really surprised? 

lordylord's picture

I would rather see Obama on the golf course than in the White House fucking the country up some more.  Although, I do realize Obama is a puppet and the real policy makers and social engineers are hard at work 24/7.

Missiondweller's picture

Like that ugly little troll Valery Jarret.

Tim_'s picture

Presidential Aide Valerie Jarrett Discloses Her Jewish Roots

"The White House can add one more senior staffer to its list of advisers with Jewish roots, and it is an unlikely name. Valerie Jarrett, President Obama’s senior adviser and assistant for intergovernmental affairs and public engagement, disclosed her Jewish ancestry to a Jewish gathering on Monday."

"'Many, many years ago, my parents hosted a seder for a group of our Jewish friends, and it was here that my father first told me that my great-grandfather was Jewish. What a wonderful surprise for our friends, and for me! So Passover has always been a special holiday for me.'"

"She went on to talk about the seder held by Obama’s Jewish staffers while on the campaign trail in 2008 and how Obama, after being elected, lived up to his promise to hold a Passover seder every year at the White House."

"The Obama White House has lost several of its top Jewish staffers recently, with the departure of presidential chief of staff Rahm Emanuel, senior political counselor David Axelrod and chief economic adviser Lawrence Summers. It did gain, however, Jacob Lew, an Orthodox Jew, as director of the Office of Management and Budget."

Seize Mars's picture

M'kay, she didn't know about this.

Um kay.

Atomizer's picture

Rick Blaine must be Barry's personal ball washer.

Rick Blaine's picture


Based on the up/down votes, I'm guessing the sarcasm in my comment wasn't quite apparent enough.

TahoeBilly2012's picture

"I don't do cocaine much anymore, but when I do, it's right off the plane..."

Super Broccoli's picture

All embassies and consulates closed today ? erm why ?


EDIT: just a strike apparently

MontgomeryScott's picture


Janet Yellen started her period today. It's been declared an international holiday (it's her first one). The BIS, the World Bank, and the IMF all decided that it would be appropriate. Upon hearing the news, Ben Shalom Bernanke sustained an erection lasting longer than 30 seconds, which prompted his handlers to medivac him to the hospital, where the nurses are treating him with physical therapy. Another 'first'...

MsCreant's picture

Being a woman and all I don't normally go in for the period stuff, however, I gotta letcha know a lil something. She ain't menstrating any more. Just sayin'. She is 67 years old.

She is merely evil for even taking the job. Or being the fall puppet. I'll get back with you on that.

drendebe10's picture

"There aint nothing uglier than an old white woman."  Red Fox as Fred Sanford 

Philalethian's picture

If one studies history, they might find the odd coincidences of false flag events that happen on Mondays to milk the news weeks propaganda barrage of horsepiss and raucous nausous garbbly-goop that spews frothily from the beaks of these blabber mouths, and goony-goo-goo blah blah blah distraction experts.

Everybody knows that when ever evil happens in the world there will always be a zionist/satanist/bankster money-god connection in every instance. Good folks just do not go around the world to conquer and kill for the resources, and bankster glory. They used to fight for ones country in self defense. Now, any soldier in the world is only being set up to die for these banksters and political puppet masters. It ain't for God and country any more.

Maybe in the future the world will decide enough is enough and place all these murderous hateful warmongers for profit on a island by themselves where that can make war, false flags, and kill each other all day long until the last one takes it's last breath. Yes, hold the vision. Truth and Justice are engraved in Stone and will eventually catch up to the lies, and deception crews.

Happy Sunday to all good hearts world-wide from the Heart of America. We love you ALL. Even the blabbity haters.


Jendrzejczyk's picture

Loved the link. Welcome to ZH.

In your opinion, when was the last pure and righteous war?

remain calm's picture

Here is the sad part he sucks as a President and sucks as a golfer. He just sucks!

johngaltfla's picture

RC, you are wrong. He scores an 18 on 18 holes. He usses the modified North Korean Scoring system.

Yardfarmer's picture

+1 great post over there at shenadoah, John.

JLee2027's picture


Finished it for you.


drendebe10's picture

Livin the grand imperial golf lifestyle @ taxpayer expense...

mjorden's picture

Hate to be the Airman that took that picture!

MontgomeryScott's picture

Listen, Barry...

We've got a planned photo-op today. All you have to do is get in one of those carts, and drive it ten feet, to that nice man in the white pants. Do you think you can handle that?


I don't get it, Valerie, um, I mean, Ms. Jarrett. How's that gonna help my image?


It'll make the world see that you're not concerned, because you're the King of the Universe. Besides, we don't let you drive one of these very often... It'll be a lot of FUN!


Gee, I don't know. I'm kind of scared... that guy over there has a camera...


Now, now. The Wookie will be home soon, and everything will be better...

macholatte's picture


it's an ad for golf carts

ugmug's picture

When President Obama's balls are in the air they instantly become 'Air Fore Won'....



RacerX's picture

lazy worthless POS

Tim Knight from Slope of Hope's picture

By which you must mean "President Of the States". Oh, wait....

HoofHearted's picture

At least he isn't making bigger problems for the US. Tell him to take the next couple of years off as a matter of fact. Let him dig divots instead of new holes for the country.

Zombie Investor's picture

I can see Russia from the 18th green!

kchrisc's picture

It's easy being the puppet of the CIA and Israel.

Dinero D. Profit's picture

Exactly.  The CFR, MIC, AIPAC, FED, and the CCE (Crime Control Establishment) make all policy.  The Presidency exists merely to kiss patriotism ass.   


Cacete de Ouro's picture

Barry's half brother, Ndesandjo, today in the South China Morning Post

"The other Obama: Shenzhen-based half-brother of US president sets record straight"

WTF2's picture



a growing concern's picture

And they wonder why Americans like Putin better...

IndyPat's picture

...meanwhile, Vladimir Putin was pictured riding a velociraptor through the Ukrainian countryside.