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Britons Rate Russia More Favorably Than European Union, Israel

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One would think that for all its demonization in the Western press, not to mention the countless comparisons to Hitler and/or the Antichrist, that Putin's Russia would be viewed relatively negatively especially in that bastion of western thought: Britain. Yes, perhaps: it certainly doesn't have a sterling image. However what is remarkableis that depite recent events in the Crimea, Britons still see Russia in a more positive light than the European Union, despite recent tensions with Moscow over Ukraine, according to a poll published on Saturday.

Perhaps this is not surprising, because as AFP reports, voters in Britain are also equally divided about whether to remain in the 28-member bloc, a subject on which Prime Minister David Cameron has promised a referendum in 2017 and which is the reason for the blistering ascent in popularity of such political parties as the UKIP.

The league table of 27 "liked" countries and institutions put the European Parliament -- for which elections are being held in May -- sixth from bottom, and the EU fourth from bottom.

Only Saudi Arabia, Iran and North Korea ranked below the European parliament when those polled were asked how positive or negative they felt towards them. Israel was fifth from bottom and Russia was seventh from bottom. Canada was top.

To be sure, the poll taken before relations between Russia and the West were plunged into the deep freeze because of the crisis in the Ukraine and Russia's absorption of the Crimean peninsula.

Other poll findings:

  • 41 percent thought Britain should remain in the EU, while exactly the same percentage thought it should leave, with the rest undecided.
  • Only 20 percent of voters were confident that Cameron could renegotiate a better deal for Britain with the EU. He has pledged to do so and then hold a referendum on Britain's EU membership in late 2017, provided that he is re-elected in May 2015.

"Britain is split down the middle," Ashcroft wrote on his website.

Separately, a Survation poll for the Mail on Sunday newspaper showed that 48 percent would vote to leave the EU in a referendum, 39 would vote to stay in, and 13 percent were undecided. It polled 1,000 adults online on Thursday and Friday.

Bottom line: when it comes to authoritarian, illegitimate dictatorial regimes, Russia is certainly giving the EU a run for its money.


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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:35 | 4584904 The wheels on t...
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How many 'Britains' do you think live in 'Britain'? the place lost its identity years ago. There are more Britains in Australia than there are in Britain!

Didnt mean to poop on your post....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:36 | 4584907 Max Hunter
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rumor that Israel closed all embassies is this true?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:49 | 4584924 GetZeeGold
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Britons Rate Russia More Favorably Than European Union


I would too if I realized I stood a good chance of being hacked to death in the streets by a fanatic Muslim.

Stuff like that doesn't happen in Russia.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:50 | 4584939 Independent
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Tell that to the 300 plus little kids in that elementary school in Beslan killed by the Chechens

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:04 | 4584992 GetZeeGold
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Today Crimea,......tomorrow Chechnya. Maybe Ukraine will be first....not sure.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:24 | 4586104 Fortunate Fool
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"Britons still see Russia in a more positive light than the European Union"


You're a bit mistaken Tyler, as usual I might say. Britons like Russian money coming into London's City and Real Estate. Now change the question and ask them: would you rather live somewhere in the EU or in Russia? 99.9% would answer in the EU, and it's not difficult to understand why...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:04 | 4586155 NidStyles
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More like the Britons like their overlords. Those people can't seem to handle having freedoms anyways, they love their serfdom in England... Strange bunch those British...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:46 | 4586781 koperniuk666
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So you have been to Russia? How many times? How many regions. I think it is very nice and safe. the people are great and the food is excellent. The scenery is beautiful and the girls are hot and easy. It's also very cheap outside `Moscow. What is there to not like about it?

I would vote for Putin over that spineles useless c.runt Cameron.

So, then which parts can you describe to me that you have visited?

Or do you get your information from the MSM? 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:42 | 4586769 koperniuk666
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Not Chechnya, they have only just finished rebuilding it at huge cost. I take it you have been there? I have. It's very smart and new.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:57 | 4584966 Shrapnel
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It didn't happen in the UK either, that was a staged event like so many others that western governments and the MSM would like to sell us.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:12 | 4585266 taoJones
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Chancellor Sutler is not amused...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:58 | 4584968 DeliciousSteak
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In Russia fanatic nationalists hack the muslims to death. Open violence against central asian migrants is not that rare. Even at this very moment they are holding training camps in the deep woods...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:42 | 4585157 LasVegasDave
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As well they should.

Know your enemy

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:45 | 4585388 Kirk2NCC1701
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Let's not go off tangent too much, but you can always carry some sort of personal defence items in 'questionable' areas. E.g. telescopic baton, pepper spray, tazer.

Having common sense on at all times, and a presence of mind of your surroundings are probably the best weapons. Alas, most people are too oblivious to things beyond themselves. Darwinism, baby, Darwinism.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:50 | 4586805 koperniuk666
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I have been visiting Russia for 30 years. I do not fear the Russians at all. They are nice people. However I fear Islam. The Russians are right to be prepared.

This guy (below) has nearly 2m hits on Youtube...

Check it out


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:06 | 4585005 Joshua Falken
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The treatment of Britain by Obama, Kerry, Clinton, Bernanke and Geithner would lead any sane person to question Washington's motives. 

The European Union is an unelected, central control behemoth that wants more money from Britain.

Israel is an intratable problem that most Brits don't understand and want to keep away from.

Most Brits I know would trust China and Russia over the EU and USA

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:24 | 4585082 RadioactiveRant
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Brits should hate israel, while 449,700 Brits were dying trying to save their asses in WWII they assassinated Lord Moyne and went on to launch an insurrection against British forces in Palestine killing a further 784 Brits, sending 21 letting bombs to senior British politicians and plotting to assassinate revered war time leader Winston Churchill.

Thats jewish gratitude for you.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:53 | 4585422 Kirk2NCC1701
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Coveting is in their genes and part of their culture, except that it is now labelled as "good" by the Mammon-worshipping, Talmudic mystics/types.

See story of David, Uriah. How did the latter's loyalty work out for him, when David decided to shag his wife?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:15 | 4585015 Son of Captain Nemo
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"I would too if I realized I stood a good chance of being hacked to death in the streets by a fanatic Muslim.

Stuff like that doesn't happen in Russia."...

No you are correct Sir. 

It only happens when British and American Intelligence pay for it to happen on their own streets, or in places like Volgograd, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria... to secure their "interests" through idle threats and coercion (the usual chair satan stuff)both at home and abroad!


You forgot to mention the bombs and thermite

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:50 | 4584942 BadDog
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Yes, it's true.  It's being reported as a labor dispute.  If you buy that one, I have a certain bridge for sale.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:56 | 4584960 Max Hunter
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Anyone that believes that is an absolute moron. Somehting is up.. the cliff is getting very close.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:57 | 4584962 Son of Captain Nemo
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Agree with you something ain't kosher with the Yids on that one....  And the Shekel was doing so well last week!!!?...

Something is defintely up with this little "prick".


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:04 | 4584998 Max Hunter
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:24 | 4585321 Canadian Dirtlump
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yeah that is true. It is claimed to be a strike by diplomats because they were... errrr.. being errr.. "gypped" on their salaries. Of course the conspiritorial spirit gets awakened at that point..

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:02 | 4585458 Son of Captain Nemo
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Actually glad CD if that is true, but given the Anglo-American alliance's unending "track record" Why wouldn't we believe in another "conspiracy"?


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:43 | 4584919 Dismal Scientist
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Its Britons actually, not 'Britains'. There are still a lot of us. As for losing identity, if I'm right in assuming you're an 'Amurican', then thats hilarious. You guys are still struggling to find one in the first place...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:52 | 4584946 The wheels on t...
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Thanks for correcting my spelling, i appreciate it.

I am actually a true 'Brit' and you need to get out more and look who is around you....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:06 | 4585007 Dismal Scientist
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Oh, but I do, every day. Sometimes I even leave the South East, you should see how many Brits there are once London and its multicultural environment is left behind. Country's swarming with them, usually whining about damn foreigners taking their jobs, while being fed bread, benefits and circuses...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:17 | 4585051 ElZorillo
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I dont believe you're british at all.. a cunt yes.. british? I doubt.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:30 | 4585106 Dismal Scientist
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Opinions are like arseholes, son. Everyone has one. Now get back in yer box...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:35 | 4585136 smacker
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A little something I posted yesterday about immigration in Britain;

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:58 | 4585210 shovelhead
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I thought 'The colonial country that took on the greatest imperial military power, kicked it's ass and sent it home' was a pretty good identifier.

Been working for a long time now.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:27 | 4585338 Canadian Dirtlump
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My personal opinion is that a Briton is probably more likely to be represented in the survey than is a *insert* homeland* new briton who doesn't speak or read english and live in a flat on taxpayer money which the average briton couldn't afford.


YOu'll get no argument from me that open border multicutltural aspirations are a road to nowhere. Or at least a road to the dump.


That being the case it simply shows that they are lucid and have felt the tip of the spear on the treasonous policies of the relevant countries / blocks.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:44 | 4584908 Son of Captain Nemo
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The "rat" flees it's own "stinking" ship!

Good luck England making new friends in that neighborhood after the bridges you've burned with them...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:55 | 4584954 john39
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zionist bankers, pedophile royals...  floods of immigrants allowed in to gut the country...  what's not to love?  I would want to move to Russia too if i lived in the UK... then again, i live in the U.S. and want to move to Russia.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:02 | 4584976 Son of Captain Nemo
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"Out, Damned spot"! "Out, I say"!...

That goes for both father & son(s).

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:12 | 4585502 Kirk2NCC1701
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The dirty little 'secret' that Brits don't like to discuss in polite circles, is that the Empire lived off the resources and labor of its colonies for many decades.  It is only poetic justice that the tables be turned. As you sow...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:37 | 4584910 agent default
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The propaganda machine is beginning to break down.  Time for more restriction of rights and more control over the lives of the serfs.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:59 | 4584972 Acet
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Oh no, this exactly the result of a fully working propaganda machine: In the UK, the usual propaganda is to blame Europe, the poor and the unemployed, all the while a rich cronyist elite is feasting like crazy, their snouts deep in the trough of direct and indirect public subsidies.

The only reason why Russia is above the EU is that the later has been traditionally portraid as the "foreign escape goat" in all those newspapers and TV channels which are privatelly owned by the same people who benefit the most from political contacts and state largeness.

Sadly, because the overwelmingly majority of them cannot speak any language other than English, the majority of Britons don't have access to any independent newspapers or TV channels.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:47 | 4585171 tony wilson
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when the machine coughs a splutters nothing like a nice tavistock mi5 jewish psy op to get the masses hungry for arab or russian blood.

already on the bbc radio folks call in from bedsits talking tough and how we brits need to put putin in his place.

how putin may have gone insane watch out is all eye say.

a peter power type drill has to happen soon to many confusing things at play.

fixed point energy direction towards horror.

fixed group hate projection at mi5 foe is needed.

escalation is the only option now.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:04 | 4585234 shovelhead
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Ok. Your a Brit.

Explains the crazy.

Lots of cats too?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:40 | 4584916 Dr. Venkman
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The way things are going, Britons will not have to wait until 2017 to be rid of the EU.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:47 | 4584921 Goldenballs
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Cameron ( Traitor ) dare not ask the country because we want out.As Cameron is an arch bullshitter who makes continual noise but does bugger all about anything he will continually make an excuse to never let us vote on it which is why him and his corrupt Government have to go.



Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:09 | 4585019 adonisdemilo
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Cameron already promised a referendum then reneged because of the coatition. We have no idea whether he will keep or even be allowed to keep any promises regarding another one.

It isn't the government that's corrupt, just a few Europhiles and a hell of a lot of the civil servants-largely the same civil servants who were running the administration when Tony "war criminal" Blair was PM. 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:32 | 4585118 smacker
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The average Brit has no idea just how much power and control is wielded by the ranks of unelected Civil Servants. These people own and run the huge government machine and are well capable of bringing it down or simply throwing spanners into the works, if they want. Whenever a newly elected Minister walks thru the door, if they don't like his ideas or election promises, then they pull the plug, and if necessary on him too by way of carefully leaked "dirt". And every last one of them is committed to ever bigger government and ever more authoritarianism.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:24 | 4585320 agent default
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You mean Sir Humphrey exists for real?  At least he didn't like Europe.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:27 | 4586719 smacker
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He certainly does. Except that the TV portrayal of "Sir Humphrey" being a likeable Civil Servant was a distraction of what these top Civil Servants are really like.

From the unelected Cabinet Secretary right down the ranks of the unelected Tax Inspector, they hold enormous power and influence over the elected politicians.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:46 | 4584922 Max Damage
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You don't know us in the UK very well to find that surprising. WE HATE the EU with a massvie passion over here. It is a socialist dictatorship forced onto us by corrupt politicians of all flavours

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:02 | 4584982 DeliciousSteak
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Funnily enough, one of Russia's geopolitical objectives in Europe is to isolate Britain from continental Europe. Seems like half of the British public agree with this objective.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:52 | 4585419 Endgamer
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Nigel Farage is living proof that many Britons are awake.  My hat's off to you.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:49 | 4584934 RadioactiveRant
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Hillarious given they're part of the reason the average Brit can't afford to buy a home in their own country any more.


Sources in Russia saying the jewish Rotenbergs are furious at Putin for inciting the sanctions that are impacting their SMP Bank.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:59 | 4584970 The wheels on t...
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If thats the case then Putin might raise the stakes on the response......

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 08:55 | 4584955 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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You got a mayor named Boris. QED.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:01 | 4584978 Goldenballs
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And what a prat he is.With the Liblabcon and the EU,the end result is total impoverishment for the 95%.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:07 | 4585013 RadioactiveRant
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An American born mayor of Turkish origin no less.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:08 | 4586644 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Really? That would be interesting.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:02 | 4584984 cherry picker
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I don't blame the Brits.  Russia's actions to date the last few years seem a lot more humanitarian, honest and less blood thirsty than what the USA drone and invasion tactics have proved.

In Crimea they held a referendum in weeks, in England years and only if the prime minister gets reelected, what kind of democracy is that?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:05 | 4585003 Who Laughed
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All those Gazprom adds at the Premier League games 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:12 | 4585030 Savyindallas
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I rate Russia much higher than the EU or Britain  -and I certainly rate Putin much higher than Obama -or Mccain, or Bush or Clinton. In a "fair" election (something you cannot count on anymore in the US), Putin would beat all of those assclowns hands down  -all it would take would be 3 or 4 nationally televized "real" debates. Putin would smoke any of these sex pervert puppets that the elites put up as their mouthpieces.   

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:22 | 4585074 smacker
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If Britons think badly of Saudi Arabia and Israel they must be getting news from non-MSM sources, since these obedient dogs are held on a tight leash by the British Establishment and are generally supportive of them.


On the Cameron EU referendum, as I said when he first announced it, he will negotiate a handful of "trivial" repatriated powers to Westminster, then "big them up" and call a referendum in the belief that he's fooled enough people to vote for staying in. Cameron won't admit it but he's pro-EU. All that assumes he is re-elected. The socialist Labour Party's Red Ed Miliband has already said that he will not call a referendum if elected. No surprise there since Jews have long been attracted to Marxism and Fascism and the EU is right up their street.

So either way, Britain is VERY likely to remain part of the utterly disastrous EU and its steady move towards becoming the world's largest, unelected, fascist dictatorship. That is when Tony Blair plans to re-emerge to take the crown.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:38 | 4585148 machineh
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Tony Blair plans to re-emerge to take the crown.

The crown of the Antichrist, finally to establish Satan's kingdom on earth.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:26 | 4585331 ross81
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they dont even need to be kept on that tight a leash. UK MSM are as good at self-censorship as any of their US or other Western counterparts. They know exactly who to attack and who to defend without much in the way of governmental interference.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:58 | 4585716 smacker
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All true. Especially given rumours doing the rounds that Sky News are on a slow-burning Tory Party promise for a slice of the BBC licence fee/tax if they behave themselves. This would explain why Sky has virtually abandoned its controversial & sharp-edged news coverage in favour of Daily Slime reporting. It's now almost worse than BBC News.

Such a sharing out of the licence fee would be peddled as "widening consumer choice" when it will actually be an increase in "reading out official press releases".

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:26 | 4585091 Cursive
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With all of the missing articles in this sentence:

Israel was fifth from bottom and Russia was seventh from bottom. Canada was top.'d think it was written by a Russian-speaking person


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:31 | 4585114 luckystrike6
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Not surprising. Anything anti-American, orientalist, and/or obliquely antiSemitic is always in vogue among the British. Plenty of Britons would have preferred to ally with Nazi Germany, rather than go to war with them.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:36 | 4585138 Beard of Zeus
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But they weren't allowed to, and look how that turned out.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:22 | 4585317 luckystrike6
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This comment reminds me of a time I found myself on a bus in Cambodia, sitting beside a British TV journalist and an Irish cameraman from Al Jazeera. They were both of the mind that America had conned Britain into fighting the Nazis, who should have been Britain's (and apparently Ireland's) natural ally. "We would have been better off today if the Germans had won" was a direct quote from the Irishman.

The only common theme I was able to discern between their admiration of a blatantly racist fascist totalitarian dictatorship (which would have enslaved everyone non-Aryan, including Arabs), and their current employment by the media organ of a monarchic Arab petro-state, was a shared hatred of Jews. Which of course the British never speak of directly in polite company. But it's really amazing what political contortions they're often willing to put themselves in for it.

Britons scream bloody murder if you accuse them of antiSemitism, and yet when British women complain of being repeatedly groped and/or nearly raped on vacation in Morocco or Egypt, try asking why they didn't go to the beach in Tel Aviv. The answer inevitably smacks of anti-Jewishness. Better to have to wear a bag over their heads and be molested anyway than to sit on a beach with evil Jews. Lol. They're welcome to it...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:11 | 4586063 Mad_max
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Actually, the Nazis had a good relationship with arabs -

Problem is, a lot of people seem to have projected a mythical version of the nazis onto the nazis without reference to the facts. Which is why we have the complete divorce betwene socialism and fascism/ nazism, when they in effect one and the same.

The nazis where in effect racist marxists, and have a lot in common with current liberals. Just switch jews for white people, and Germans for ethnic minorities, and you pretty much have the basics of the liberal mindset. We even have a massive merging of corporations and state and removal of the rull of law. Hayek saw this coming in 'the road to serfdom' - fascism is the default setting of socialism.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:56 | 4585700 Frostfan1
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You mean like winning the war and still speaking English?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:45 | 4585165 Rising Sun
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was this survey taken before they entered the pub or after they left the pub?



Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:15 | 4585277 blindman
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today , that is just a public relations problem
where as back in the day there might have been
the interpretation that there is an actual problem
and that something should actually be done to
correct the problem. apparently, they no longer
care about the consent or content of the governed?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:19 | 4585304 shovelhead
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England's contributions to civilization are too innumerable to mention but one stands out above the rest as a pinnacle of a society's achievements.

Extra sharp Cheddar cheese.

Stay proud, England.

Exodus cheese ain't bad either.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:03 | 4586042 Mad_max
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Blue stilton

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:52 | 4585420 RaceToTheBottom
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If they did the poll in certain areas of London, they probably presented the poll to more relocated Russians that born Brits.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:55 | 4585430 Ariadne
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I  thought Britons were an endangered race due to the last few decades of Flemish social engineering/colonization.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:42 | 4585934 22winmag
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... and why the hell not?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:02 | 4586035 Mad_max
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Screw the UK, especialy Londonistan. I've already bailed to asia. Too may left wing socialist/ liberal nonces in the UK. It's like a religious cult. Global warming, immigration, race, taxes - all screwed due to liberal mongs who operate more like evangelical preachers than normal people. Every issue disolves into a "I'm liberal and morally right" which is impossible to argue against because their "morals" and idea of right and wrong are based on nothing, but they are too stupid to see this - so it is unasailable. Like trying to explain to a small brain damaged child why they can't have sweets for every meal.

They are a bunch of retards obsesed with Gay marriage - whilst Putin is kicking the door in. Reality is going to hurt like prison rape for the UK liberals.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:36 | 4586465 MeelionDollerBogus
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WHU? no cheeze for da popes?

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