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Cocaine-Filled Condoms Intercepted On Way To Vatican
Despite Pope Francis' recent attempts - mostly for media and public consumption, if not so much in actuality - to clear out decades of corruption at the Vatican including shady financial backroom dealings, involving countless global banks, some very odd things continue floating up to the surface. Like condoms filled with cocaine.
German customs officials intercepted a shipment of cocaine destined for the Vatican in January, weekly Bild am Sonntag reported Sunday.
Officers at Leipzig airport found 340 grams (12 ounces) of the drug packed into 14 condoms inside a shipment of cushions coming from South America, the paper, reported citing a German customs report. It said the package was simply addressed to the Vatican postal office, meaning any of the Catholic mini-state's 800 residents could have picked it up.
Not surprisingly, nobody at the Vatican stepped up to claim the 14 condoms - ignoring their contents, the Catholic Church is not exactly known to have a favorable opinion of prophylatics. In this case obviously double so, especially since the intended recipient was tipped off about a makeshift sting operation.
The paper reported that a subsequent sting operation arranged with Vatican police failed to nab the intended recipient. No one claimed the package, indicating that he or she was tipped off about the plan. The drugs would have a street value of several tens of thousands of euros.
A spokesman for the German Finance Ministry, which oversees the customs office, confirmed the report. Prosecutors in Leipzig planned to issue a statement Monday providing further details, Martin Chaudhuri told The Associated Press.
Vatican spokesman the Rev. Federico Lombardi confirmed that the Vatican police had cooperated with German police in an attempt to identify the traffickers. He said the investigation remained open.
The open question: was the cocaine sent for cardinal consumption, or even worse, for reselling purposes. Sure, the Vatican's finances are hardly as strong as they were when the Vatican Bank was humming along but who knew things were so bad to essentially make the Vatican a Breaking Bad spin off?
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helluva cartel...
World's oldest franchise operation.....
Oh, so THAT'S what a condom looks like. I've been using the wrong thing all along. I need the kind with the zip-lock seal.
Good thing the condoms filled with mice got there before the party snow. ...Too far? Not far enough!
Now I know why it's so difficult to find a good condom at the Vatican.
Ok, I have to ask,...why does the guy holding the bag have cocaine all over his fingers too? Is he just that wired out that he's got the shakes or something? And if the lighting is good in this pic this stuff has a brownish tinge to it that indicates it's not of the highest quality, certainly not pure enough to belong in the Vatican. What's up with that?
Looks more like bad biker crank.
Cocaine filled condoms and catholic vatican girls. Is fonestar invited to the party?
Being celibate your entire life ain't easy. Just ask my wife.
Rim shot!
What I'd like to know is: who ejaculates cocaine? And then sends the used condoms to the Pope?
bless me father for i have sinned...its been 5 weeks since my last 8 ball...
BRILLIANT!!
"Cocaine filled condoms and catholic vatican girls. "
Girls? Fonestar should re-examine this premise.
Girls are safe among the vatican clergy. Young boys better run fast though!!!!
All in a day's work in this ungodly House of Horrors:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/secrets-of-the-vatican
Isn't this a typical smuggling tactic, in that, you send two package.
One is 4 kilos. The other is 12 ounces, in condoms.
You tip the police off about the 12 ounces in condoms, the police get a nice 'drug bust', and you get your 4 kilos through.
Hmm, HOW would you know any of that?
Actually the cocaine was only placed in the condoms to numb and enlarge the penis of the clergy using it. For longer lasting action.
Again, I'm forced to ask: Hmm, HOW would you know any of that?
well, I actually don't know, I just guessed.
“inside a shipment of cushions coming from South America”
Aha! The Argentinian connection..
I knew that guy looked a little too giddy not to be up to something.
It's weird because I gave my parents the same thing for their anniversary.
You sent your parents coke in condoms for their anniversary? Wow. I usually just sent a card.
No, no, he sent them a shipment of cushions, from South America! Uhh, I think.
Best comment thread ever.
Holy Crack, Batman!
...Makes for a great "Chaser" when mixed in w/ the "Holy Water".
This begs the question, WWJD? Discuss. </topicalhandgrenadeoff>
That's the world's tiniest condom in the banner pic.
maybe they were being re-exported to Japan
Made in China
Zip Lock condoms? LOL
It's to keep the sperm fresh from the young Catholic boys.
"Oral" application?
Now I know how to besmirch someone's reputation. Mail them a package full of drugs. That's easier than hacking their computers and planting kiddy porn on them.
When you have a factually-based reputation is for fucking 8 year old boys in the ass, a little coke is the least of your problems...
Waaay more expensive though! :>D
That's appalling.
The Catholic Church has very strict prohibitions on condoms.
Good one. Actually two no no's in one!
Schmuck, That might be what allerted folks to a problem. Like shipping tampons to a all mens school.
I always suspected that new south american pope is a drug lord.
It's the funky hat and all the gold jewelry right? I knew it! Gangsta Pope...
Sounds like a job for WB7.
"Cocain is a hell of a drug" - Rick James
Snort the blow, pork a ho.
All-in-one convenience!
Ahhh....the Holy "C"
Cock indulgencies, bitchez!
I've never seen a zip locked condom before. It gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "getting it caught on your zipper"
"We got a bleeder!"
Ouch! and then ewww...
Consipracy Theory ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> Consipracy Fact.
What are they upset about, the cocaine or the condoms?
Obama deputy natsec advisor Tony Blinken: US unlikely to prevent an invasion of Ukraine, which is not part of NATO
Lulz. Is Obama's deputy natsec advisor french or what? Saying that kind of stuff plainly is just fucking stupid... it's like saying yeah go ahead, we won't do anything...
Obama isnt running the US show in Ukraine - thats all State Dept with Kerry and his Skull and Bones Yaley neocons. BO was blindsided and is still out of the loop.
The condoms were tipped off.
Good one.
Get a load of the video 3-22
Could the heat be turned up a bit more?
This is an inconsequential amount of cocaine. It is just as likely a prank by some German drug dealers. Those Lutherans have a good sense of humor.
A friend of mine works for Brinks. Last year he saw 5 boxes of poppy plants being shipped to Johnson Matthey. Each package was insured for $5 million dollars. No joke.
Reminds me of the story re: Jardine Matheson, during the Opium Wars...
The coke, condoms and cusions would have been put to good use in good order by good men.
"clear out decades of corruption"
'clear out centuries of corruption"...There, fixed it for ya.
Just because I am a faithful Catholic doesn't mean I don't recognise that ALL have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and unfortunately that means the priesthood as well.
Clear out millennia of corruption
The real story is that it was intercepted at all. I guess the Vatican bank has fallen out of favor of those wanting their money laundered.
Reading the bible doesn't require funny hats or Latin.
When they changed the mass, they called it the "Novus Ordo" mass. Guess what that means in English.
Ya just can't make this shit up.
Pass the baking soda and the holy water.... Now for the eternal flame..... Just let me cook this......"
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"BEHOLD!" Upon this "ROCK" I will build my church.... No someone pass me the pipe for communiion.
That's look like proper Charlie
They seem to know how to shove things up the kazoo...And BTW that is a weird looking condom in the picture.
Yeah, it's got a freshness seal. The recipient gets a take home bag.
Sounds like a good way to protect little boys' buttholes. I mean, you try and get your dick hard after railing an 8 ball. And with any luck, it will send those old perverts pulses past the redline and give them a heart attack.
So I've heard put a little on the tip of your penis it numbs it like your teeth. Great for tight choir boy anus....
This is only a couple of days AFTER the Pope said the MAFIA would go to hell....
So ALL OF A SUDDEN, probably 100 million pounds of coke has succesfully been suggled to that area and no one has EVER been caught, the German police finally catch someone and it gets in the paper.
The MAFIA may be going to hell Pope....where the F*** are you going?
I am shocked. Condoms in Vactican City.
Lol, condoms, how ironic,
evil organization,
Gonna be one hell of a Mass!
So how exactly does a Snowjob work when the Coke is Inside a Condom?
Anyone picking up on the potential propaganda value here?
The story could be true, but seems unlikely on its face.
If someone sends a hooker to your door it doesn't mean you called her.
Cui bono?
I should be so lucky. My friends only phone in fake pizza orders.
At least the bishops won't be giving AIDS to one another.
The criminalization & regulation of all drugs is a racket, monopolizing access, extorting providers, and imposing enclosure laws on our thoughts. Before all these intrusive and coersive laws dictated behavior at gunpoint, people got along fine.
Do your part to fight organized crime: Grow your own!
Cocaine? The altar boys are getting demanding!
... A Blow for some Blow, as it were.
The true nature of the Universal Church is finally revealed as a sexually obsessed and drug fuelled cult.
The Pope's mitre is a metaphor for a turgid penis and manna from heaven was in reality the magic mushroom.
Nice stock photo from AP. Some asshat holding 2 grams of sugar. Either that or its from Starsky and Hutch, back in the day when they'd bust a drug dealer, whip out a knife cut open the bag and taste it.
You'd think with the amount of outreach they do in Central and South America they would just import a few converts then import cocoa leaves legally at inflated prices of course from 'legit' farming operations and under the pretext of using it for some legal purpose then regine the shit themselves in the Vatican in the basement next some holy relics and pictures of the 'virgin' Mary. Stop with any pretenses...
Bless me father for I have snorted...
Heh!.....snort....2 good....FIAT....I see that 2. Good stuff...
ori
You should be considering circling the wagons and come down off your high horse? Some would like to take your church back to 1914 then take the Fed back to 1913!
Coke condoms special delivery to the Borgia pope: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/showtime-cancels-borgias-563577
You mean 'millennia' of corruption, right? I mean, the damned thing started out ripping off the pagans' customs. He still wears the mithraist hat, to this day.
So what is more outrageous in this case, the cocaine or the condom?
I'd say the fact that it was intercepted.
Let me on this occasion echo the wise words of Archbishop Marcel Lefebvre, founder of the Society of St. Pius X: The Conciliar Church does not represent the Catholic Church.
As a faithful and Traditional Roman Catholic, I recognize tht that the See of St. Peter has been in a state of sede vacante since the death of Pope Pius XII in 1958, the last uncontroversial claimant to the Petrine ministry. Due to the heretical teachings of John XXIII, Paul VI, John Paul II, Benedict XVI, and Francis the Flake, they can only be regarded as antipopes. (John Paul I reigned the Conciliar Church for only 33 days before passing from this life.)
God is extremely angry that his one true Church has prescinded from the faith and become a byword among the nations. There will be fearsome retribution for this, but also for all those who use this occasion to mock the Bride of Christ, to exalt heretical Protestantism or worldly hedonism. God, be it recalled, is not mocked.
Wrap that rascal, numbnuts.
John Paul I wanted to shut down the Vatican Bank. 33 is the Masonic holy number. Coincidence? I think not. Some muppets said he must have been "called home" because Jesus lived 33 years. That's where the Masons supposedly got their 33.
The Church is infested with pedophiles, marxists, satanists, and bankers. Long before that it was infested with torturers, warmongers, indulgence peddlers, and book burners. They justified all of it with the authority that Jesus passed down. You would think Jesus would have forseen all this and not granted absolute authority to any mortal. Maybe someone put the words in His mouth to serve an agenda. Wouldn't be the first time something like this happened, even in the New Testament. See Romans 13.
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I'm glad someone posted a linkster to the itccs. Here's a genuine one...
Years ago, I needed and sought out a therapist after two people who were very close to me died with in a few months of each other. That plus the ol' kick in the balls by the ex- contemporaneous like. The therapist was an anomaly- a bonfide "holy shit, this person is so good at what they do" kinda thing. I saw her for 4 years, then she retired. She's seen 30,000+ ppl throughout her career. Smart as a whip. Build a house, started a successful insurance company, MD, grew up during the dust bowl, excellent violin player. No weird new agey-BS. I know a lot about the Catholic Church (noooo, I'm not catholic, nor was raised) and the flat out evil shit the society of Jebus (aka the goddamn Jesuits) do, studied a lot of early Christian shit (the olde stuff interests me- pre-Judaic/Abrahamix, Hammurabi Poo, Ur and all that stuff. Way things are much much interesting than (this thing) but all the shit about SOJ and Jesuits is true. I can prove anything over the internets here, but from several accounts by said therapist and other shit I've witnessed myself, the goddamn Jesuits at higher levels DO engage in ritual murder and rape and worship wacked out sun (light/luciferian "type" whatever the fuck they call em). I'm no religion hater, but I do have a habit of exposing these "things". Just research the itccs the "black" pope, the asshole Irenius and Constantine. As I always say
The first and still worst NWO was the forming of the Catholic Church. Read about the various "ecumenical" councils of Nicea. Spend a night researching papal law. As another bonus, aww forget it.
Oh yeah, the victims were raped in a cathedral, with some black mass shit going on. This happened to 3 women, all who had never met. There was 1 LEO who was big time into busting the Jesuit-Beast-Things.
He disappeared. If u got an archdiocese in ur town, good chance lots of bad shit goes down.
And yeah. I know a few kind Catholic-plain folks. 1 things' fer sure. Catholic music sucks ass.
I don't mean to offend any Catholics here. Ye lack awareness of what goes on with the stuff.
And I'm a bit angry, cause during the worst coN/_bmaex slam in a while, I'm about to engage in a boating non-accident a ugh.
Damnit, I still have my head, forgive me for my complainy self. ZH still makes me laugh; comments=nepenthe
Generally the entire world going to hell at once isn't a good thing. LOL. And me sitting here laughing at it is just a sign that it's too late to change and try to do anything about it. Let the pieces land where they may or get killed trying to manipulate them. Whatever. I am grabbing a beer.
They were just trying to pay the tax assesment!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujxDA9VsQG4
Condoms have zip tops?
Or, someone sent them to frame the Vatican. That would explain why no one came, no one knew about it. It's a possibility.
"Religion is the opiate of the masses"
Or something like that...
Is that what they mean by Numb Nuts...
the shipment may not necessarily have been for a resident of Vatican City. Anyone can walk in from the city of Rome (which obviously surrounds VC) and get a postbox. You don't have to be a VC citizen.
I am not a catholic, but it is very obvious clear that the controllers wan destroy the catholic church. The media call them Pedophils, drug dealers, child molesters, Nazis, thieves, killers.
Currently finishing up an interesting book: "The Armegeddon Conspiracy" about the ages-old war between the Gnostics and the Catholics...