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Eric Holder & DoJ Spent Millions Of Taxpayer Dollars On Unreported Personal Travel

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Submitted by Mike Krieger of Liberty Blitzkrieg blog,

As the Attorney General of these United States, Eric Holder is the top legal advisor for the entire nation. As such, he has been in a position to help punish financial criminals and the mega-banks for the crimes they committed in the run-up to the financial crisis, and the egregious looting thereafter.

Despite his unique role, Eric Holder has spent the past five years taking absolutely zero action on any matter of national significance. In fact, his major claim to fame appears to be that he has solidified the creation of a group of untouchable criminals known as the “Too Big to Jail” class.

So what does Eric Holder do in his spare time, you know, when he isn’t coddling financial oligarchs and running firearms into Mexico? Apparently, according to a recent study from the non-partisan Government Accountability Office, he likes to hop on government planes for personal trips at taxpayer expense. Serfs up suckers!

From The Washington Post:

The agency that tracks federal travel did not report hundreds of personal and other “non mission” trips aboard government planes for senior Justice Department officials including Attorney General Eric Holder and former FBI Director Robert Mueller, according to a watchdog report.


Congress’s nonpartisan Government Accountability Office determined that the 395 flights cost taxpayers $7.8 million. But the General Services Administration, which oversees trips aboard federal jets, did not require documentation because of a GSA reporting exemption that covers intelligence agencies, even in cases of unclassified personal travel.


The findings, released Thursday, came out nearly 19 months after Republican lawmakers began questioning Holder’s use of an FBI jet for travel unrelated to Justice Department work. Sen. Charles Grassley (R-Iowa), the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, asked the GAO to look into the matter.


For security reasons, attorneys general are required to use non-commercial flights when they fly, and they have access to Defense Department jets. However, they must reimburse the government for personal trips.

Oh right, good luck with that. I’m more likely to have dinner with the Easter Bunny tonight.

Full article here.

In the spirit of this article, I suggest watching this classic Eric Holder video clip that I highlighted last year. Enjoy:


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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:39 | 4588368 krispkritter
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All those trips to Mexico really add up...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:42 | 4588387 DoChenRollingBearing
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Three more years...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:46 | 4588394 krispkritter
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Best. Puppets. Ever.  (The only ones with a fist further up their ass is the average serfpayer.)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:47 | 4588414 El Oregonian
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Don Corleone was a shoe-shine boy compared to these murdering monsters now running the insane asylum.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:57 | 4588457 TruthInSunshine
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If it weren't for a red team-blue team tag team of corruption in CONgress, this farce of an "attorney general" would have had his ass subpoenaed to testify about approximately 18 other scandals, convicted of treason & perjury, and would have had his ass thrown in jail.

Eric Fuckin' Placeholder - the DO NOTHING, CORRUPT, INSIDER ASSHOLE AG.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:08 | 4588511 ArkansasAngie
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It is time for holder to be brought to justice.  Misappropriation of funds is a crime.  Pretty straight forward.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:17 | 4588550 nmewn
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Naw, all he has to do is just grab a chessboard, peel off his shirt, ride a horse and pick on some timid social worker and the crowd will go absolutely wild.

It'll be like the sequal to Bareback Mountain or sumpin.

(Too ghey?)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:23 | 4588587 The Dunce
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At least somebody is having a good time with our tax dollars.  Bastards.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:26 | 4588597 Colonel Klink
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That FUCKER, Holder, is corrupt to the core!  Just like our Shitcago, criminal, pussy president.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:31 | 4588617 smlbizman
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if sterotypes are accurate....does that make me a nigger hating offense intended to regular niggers...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:36 | 4588633 Colonel Klink
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No it would make you a hater of a racist nigger.  There is a difference.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:53 | 4588811 James_Cole
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No it would make you a hater of a racist nigger.  There is a difference.

Annoying that a lot of interesting commentators have been banned / run off this site for less, yet you drooling morons remain. 


And for the others trying to make this into some partisan dumbassery, guys like Holder are non-partisan. Haven't you tools recognized that yet?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:02 | 4588839 Colonel Klink
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And you're just some beacon of pure intelligent thought?  Suck a dick James.  Holder has proven himself to be a racist and racebaiter with his actions.  I merely point out the fact.

If you're looking for an annoying, drooling moron, you should take a look in the mirror.  Sure Holder is non-partisan like I'm Jesus Christ.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 04:05 | 4589122 Ecclesia Militans
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Best post I have read in the past week.  As a practicing Traditional Catholic, I applaud the forthrightness (even if I do take umbrage with the language, I cannot argue with it's effectiveness.)

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:20 | 4588882 Ralph Spoilsport
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All of us drooling morons have a place here, even you, whose drool apparently don't stink.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:23 | 4588889 Colonel Klink
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In James_Cole's case his drool is diarrhea.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:27 | 4588894 James_Cole
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All of us drooling morons have a place here, even you, whose drool apparently don't stink.

Nope, according to Tyler a few of the above clearly do not.

Racism, to include any religious affiliation, will not be tolerated in ANY FORM on this site, including the disparagment of people in the comments section. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:28 | 4588897 Colonel Klink
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Make sure you tell mommy too!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:30 | 4588900 James_Cole
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Personally I don't agree with the policy, but the sticky point is when people who are actually interesting get booted for this same policy when totally useless drones like yourself do not. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:39 | 4588902 Colonel Klink
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Useless drone huh?  And you've been proven to be one of the most annoying cocksuckers on ZH, to me.  I largely just ignore you, and rarely agree with your train of thought.

Nigger isn't merely a racial comment.  Maybe you should do a little more language studies.

A prime example of calling Holder a nigger would be this reference.  Holder is a "hidden defect", or order taker who doesn't uphold their oath.  A water carrier for others.

Nigger as "defect" (a hidden problem), derives from "nigger in the woodpile", a US slave-era phrase denoting escaped slaves hiding in train-transported woodpiles.[4]

I guess only black people are allowed to use the word.   Is that how it works James?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:48 | 4588925 James_Cole
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I'm sorry, I had you all wrong - you were merely using what is generally understood to be a pejorative racist term in an unexpectedly clever / sophisticated way lol

Sir, I salute your hidden + subversive genius, not a single racist intent!

Sarcasm aside, why people with obvious racial - I shall use a pc word to not offend your delicate nature - 'discrimination' issues bend over backward to feign innocence is beyond me..don’t be a pussy - own that shit man. 

I guess only black people are allowed to use the word.   Is that how it works James?



Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:56 | 4588941 Colonel Klink
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I'm an equal opportunity offender.  I don't give a fuck what color, race, or creed you are.  If you're a POS like Holder, I call'em like I see'm.  Feel free to interpret words as you wish.  I intended it with all the definitions which apply.

If only black people can use the word, then isn't that racist by nature?  Hypocrit much?  I guarantee he's used the word as well with his buddies.  I have nothing but utter contempt for our worthless and corrupt AG.  He's failed to uphold his oath, just as Obama has.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:11 | 4588955 James_Cole
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I'm an equal opportunity offender.  I don't give a fuck what color, race, or creed you are. 

Except, these things do matter. 

If only black people can use the word, then isn't that racist by nature?  

Yes. We be learnin'

If you hate the AG, OK no disagreement but race is totally irrelevant to his performance as AG which is why going all david duke and then pretending you didn't is so inane. 

If zh was inundated with nationalistic Chinese going off about <insert white government official here i.e. ron paul> being crazy ass crackers shitting the bed at their duties it'd probably get tiresome too, no?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:17 | 4588963 Colonel Klink
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Holder has proven race to matter, and disproportionately prosecuting X on black crime and largely ingnoring black on X crime.  The knock out game is a prime example, or the Zimmerman interference.

We can simply agree the AG is a POS and part company.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 04:45 | 4589142 fiftybagger
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How come literally half the time I think to myself "now who is this moron", I look up and the post is by James Cole?  The other half of the time it's milliondollarbonus, lol.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 06:03 | 4589192 nmewn
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I was just trying to figger out what is so offensive about being called a crazy ass cracker ;-)

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:25 | 4590110 Oquities
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learn from the master, dumbass!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 08:19 | 4589391 Agstacker
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James Cole get shot in the end.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 09:42 | 4589686 MrTown3
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I'd get mad but you'd never say it in front of me and some people commend cowardice. Carry on.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 08:00 | 4589341 Papasmurf
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Vote up!

15 Vote down!


if sterotypes are accurate....does that make me a nigger hating offense intended to regular niggers...

You're disgusting.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4590636 smlbizman
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and ur a cunt

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:00 | 4588937 Drifter
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"Eric Fuckin' Placeholder - the DO NOTHING, CORRUPT, INSIDER ASSHOLE AG."

American Fuckin' Patriots - DO NOTHING, LAZY, COWARDLY, ASSHOLES.

I have far more contempt for so-called "patriots" out there.

Our only hope is Russia and China eventually taking this govt down.  But we go down with it.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:41 | 4588991 TruthInSunshine
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Yes, you are right that Americans are apathetic.

However, the difference in this instance is that Eric Placeholder is charged with a very important job, relating to one of the 3 critical branches of government, to use the extraordinary powers the DOJ possesses in order to ensure that financial and other miscreants are brought to justice for criminal & illicit activity whether the American Public writ large is or isn't paying attention to such things; a role Eric Placeholder has all but completely ignored.

He is a complete disgrace, and in fact, has actively aided & abetted massive financial criminal wrongdoing by not only not bringing charges in hundreds of cases where appropriate, but in announcing that HE WON'T IN THE FUTURE.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 06:29 | 4589210 Drifter
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Placeholder's 5 year dereliction of duty is worse than millions of so-called patriots' 100 year dereliction of their 2nd amendment duty to dissolve this criminal govt and start over with a constitutional govt?

That's why saving America isn't in the cards.  Hasn't happened in 100 years of massive govt criminality equally bad as what we see now.  Only difference now is internet facilitating people hearing about it and talking about it.  And that's all it is, whining bitching complaining, which hasn't done one single thing to change what this govt is doing. 

I have no hope for America.  My only hope is leaving America at some point, and if that's not doable, I'll just go down with the ship, my life is 3/4 done, had some good years, enough to say my life was worthwhile even if the last 1/4 turns to shit, no problem, I'll just end it.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:31 | 4591345 TruthInSunshine
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I wish I couls tell you that you're claims and fears are "irrational."

But I can't.

I don't know if it will all come to pass in the fullest and most pesimistic tones that are being spoken of more frequently as of late, but my pessimism over the future of this nation grows by the day.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:51 | 4588428 wee-weed up
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"We don't need to follow no steenkin' laws we impose on you serfs!"

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:17 | 4588547 Independent
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yep the criminals dont need the badges but in this case they are better at stealing more with the badges.,,,

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:53 | 4588431 Surging Chaos
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I dunno... Lincoln, Wilson, and FDR all put Obama to shame. If I were to make a "worst presidents ever list", I would have Lincoln/Wilson/FDR/Nixon/LBJ as the clear top 5.

Also, I wouldn't get your hopes up over "three more years". The next president will probably be even worse than Obama is, as insane as that might sound. There seems to be this trending pattern of each successive president being shittier than the last.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:56 | 4588455 Meat Hammer
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Yes, 3 more years until we get 8 years of a commie with perpetual pms.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:11 | 4588523 wee-weed up
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"What difference does it make?"

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:29 | 4588611 BlackChicken
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Not one little bit of difference.

The 'special people' are immune from the law; they do as they please, in our name (we get the blame), with our money.

Stick a fork in this country, it's dead.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:35 | 4588628 wee-weed up
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Yep, every Socialist Utopia eventually breaks down into the elites and the serfs.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:37 | 4588639 NoDebt
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Stick that fork between the proper set of ribs and you would be amazed how quickly this "dead" country comes back to life.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:14 | 4588872 BlackChicken
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Nothing could make me happier ND, I just don't see it happening in my lifetime.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 06:33 | 4589222 Drifter
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Go ahead, what's stopping you?

Put up or shut the fuck up. 

All this "guilliotine and lamppost" talk is just that, talk.  Empty fucking talk.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:15 | 4588540 williambanzai7
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:18 | 4588558 Independent
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I always said you get what you deserve with affirmative action.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:24 | 4588588 NoDebt
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Stop calling it what it isn't.  That's a cop-out and misses the mark.

He is corrupt to the core.  He is bought and paid for.  Period.  End of sentence.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:39 | 4588645 Colonel Klink
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Classic corrupt Chicago politician, pure and simple.  Same goes for Rahm and Daley.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:13 | 4588739 TahoeBilly2012
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Rham is a Rothchild Zionist, these two dudes just WORK for Rothchild Zionists. Get it straight fellas.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:02 | 4588481 DoChenRollingBearing
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Surging Chaos

I would have to agree that Wilson and FDR were very bad too.  Rivalling Obama upon further thought.  Still this guy looks to be worse than Nixon or LBJ.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:12 | 4588525 Surging Chaos
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Obama would have to do a metric fuck ton of horrible shit to surpass Nixon. And even at that I would still give Nixon the nod. Ending the gold standard is easily one of the worst things a president has ever done, and I would argue it is worse than everything Obama has done combined. August 5th, 1971 is a day that should live in infamy (along with December 23rd, 1913).

Obama being worse than LBJ... maybe. But we're also talking about the same guy that enabled the Great Society. I tend to put "enablers" of horrible stuff the government has done over the guys that have kept it going or expanded on said horrible thing. That's also why Wilson is so horrible. Signing the Federal Reserve Act will do that to you.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:20 | 4588568 smlbizman
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will you change ur mind when the banana in charge starts ww3?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:27 | 4588604 DoChenRollingBearing
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Surging Chaos

Nixon HAD TO take away the right of foreigners to take our gold at $42.22,  They would have taken it ALL!

Wilson has LBJ beat hands down IMO.  Although LBJ did escalate Vietnam something fierce (whereas Nixon got almost all our troops out before getting himself out...).

Hey!  I was there when Nixon lied to my face on TV!  It was a shock when we soon found out...  Now we just expect Obama to lie about everything, even his golf score (maybe that was Clinton, but I bet Obama learned that trick from him).

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:10 | 4588730 Surging Chaos
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At least the Ponzi would have ended 40 years ago instead of continuing to drag on.

I am surprised my last two comments got tons of downvotes. I obviously angered the Lincoln worshippers. ;)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:48 | 4588813 DoChenRollingBearing
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I did not find your replies out of line at all.  Fight Club merits more slack than what you got (reds).

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 09:20 | 4589596 quasimodo
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There are a lot of things not related to the gold standard that our "sit in" has done from perhaps a moral standpoint of some here that got you some downvotes.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 06:55 | 4589242 Drifter
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"They would have taken it ALL!"

They have taken it all thanks to Fed holding gold price artificially low, same thing they did leading up to '71 they're doing today, keeping the exchange rate artificially low back then, keeping spot price artificially low today, both causing a run on physical gold.

Rest of the world isn't fooled by Fed's suppression of gold price.  They'll gladly trade devaluing dollars for bargain-priced gold (and silver). 

I bought silver eagles recently at $24 something plus shipping, I don't care if spot dropped a buck since then, it's a bargain anywhere under $30, some would argue anywhere under $50.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 07:08 | 4589259 overmedicatedun...
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the list is long of failed public employees , crony corruption, many here on ZH see it, see the false 2 party .gov tango, we do not risk our lives and wealth to change it, as for most life is good, food, shelter cars ,health care -entertainment, .gov hand outs, mindless toys choice is non violent, I move money out of TBTF where I can, buy less, save, and try to be kind to those I love, revolution comes when our quality of life becomes third world or worse..until then the NWO elite reptiles can keep on truck'n (and they know it)..

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 04:50 | 4589149 fiftybagger
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Yeah, anybody pointing out FDR's wheelchair ended up in one.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:19 | 4588530 wee-weed up
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Obozo's the WORST by far!


Very simple...

In our Politically Correct America...

He is the FIRST president who cannot be impeached...


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:20 | 4588575 smlbizman
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exactly...affirmitive inaction....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:30 | 4588773 War_is_Peace
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"There seems to be this trending pattern of each successive president being shittier than the last."


Agreed. I was just mentioning to a friend that The Office of The President of the United States is nothing more than celebrity status.  The only way that can change is a complete overthrow of the Purple Party (red/blue).

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:10 | 4588519 ugmug
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Despotic Sex Toy

It has become painfully clear that President Obama, along with all politicians the world over like Vladimir Putin, are using government as their own personal sex toy where despotic control becomes an euphoric stimuli that is unrivalled and unmatched,  hence it is devoid of any self control.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:12 | 4588868 drendebe10
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Ah so. It aint just yhe arrogant narcissists illegal alien kenyan muslim sociopathic ignoramus fudge packer in chief and irs wookie arent the only corrupt criminals living yhe grand im p erial life stylee at the tax paying serfs and peasants expense.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 09:37 | 4589663 MrTown3
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Sorry but nothing was worse than 2000-2008. Nothing. You guys have conveniently short memories.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:12 | 4588529 williambanzai7
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:50 | 4588816 Philalethian
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The Lifeguard thinks: {Holy shit! I've just been boarded by a walking whale!!}

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 03:08 | 4589074 Mentaliusanything
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Your going to need a large bag of flour to find the wet spot on that.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 08:01 | 4589347 tradewithdave
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Standby for larger than normal Breurerian "ripple effect" aka the Himpton Doctrine.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:04 | 4588846 Kirk2NCC1701
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Well, it's complicated: I was in the mood for some crispy chicken from this great place I know... Pollos Hermanos.

There I met this great guy, who instantly felt like a brother. Name? Oh, sure... Gustavo "Gus" Fring. Before I knew it, we were the best of pals, and we went to see his operation south of the border.

It was after that, that things also headed 'South', so to speak, and here I am, with my Fist & Florious interrupted. I mean Fast & Furious. F & F 2.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 02:52 | 4589062 Mentaliusanything
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For 395 flights thats $19,750 Yellen Bickies per Flight. What in Gods name is going on. 

Oh ... Entitlements or Surpluses, let me think ..... I'll take Entitlements for $20,000 Alex

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 06:42 | 4589229 Rafferty
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Put 3rd world people in charge of government and you get 3rd world-style government, i.e. corrupt, incompetent and tribal.  Seriously, this should not have come as a surprise

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:39 | 4588369 ThisIsBob
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I am not a crook.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:52 | 4588434 The Gooch
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It's just like his cousin's EBT with a bigger balance yo.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:40 | 4588373 SandiaMan
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Fuck Eric Holder

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:41 | 4588385 Frank N. Beans
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and michelle obama, who just took her two kids with her to china for the kids' spring break, on the backs of the wage slaves so I heard.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:42 | 4588392 DoChenRollingBearing
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:34 | 4588624 BlackChicken
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That's no lady...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:40 | 4588648 Colonel Klink
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:40 | 4588791 BlackChicken
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I was insinuating this:

Funny at the least, horrifying if true.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:06 | 4588850 Colonel Klink
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Dude looks like...errr...a lady.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:45 | 4588404 zorba THE GREEK
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I have a sh*tstain in my skivies that has more moral fabric than Holder.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:59 | 4588472 A Lunatic
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Send it in for nomination........

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:13 | 4588534 KickIce
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Might even smell better but I'll let you be the sole judge on that one.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:48 | 4588419 zorba THE GREEK
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And fuck Obama for putting this piece of crap in office.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:50 | 4588422 Dickweed Wang
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Fuck Eric Holder

And the hoss he rode in on.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:40 | 4588378 q99x2
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That man is disgusting.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:54 | 4588442 wee-weed up
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Prominent part of the "Most Transparent Admin in American History!"

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:45 | 4588388 fockuyu
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fockuyu pay tax.
fockuyu get lobbed by black man again!
fockuyu, eric hoder!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:45 | 4588391 philipat
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Why don't his friends on Wall St provide jets for his personal travel or does the payback start only when his term ends? As in US corruption has rules and whilst in Government it is required to steal from the Government first before consuming valuable private resources?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:54 | 4588444 john39
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Oh but wall street does.  Gov and wall street have a nice arrangement to share the slaves.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:36 | 4588638 tbone654
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:45 | 4588401 PhilB
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Seems to me that we should have a policy of recording our politicians and public officials!! That would make good use of the NSA. They are supposed to accountable to us. If anyone should be monitored is those bastards. Then we can do away with "i dont know"s and "I dont recall"s. We can just access their emails and phone calls and surveillance tapes. Sounds right to me. We have the cameras facing the wrong way!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:08 | 4588509 Acidtest Dummy
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Just because I wanted to upvote PhilB twice.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 10:00 | 4589753 detached.amusement
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why did I have a picture in my head of chappelle's transcription midget

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:46 | 4588407 i_call_you_my_base
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I wonder how much he pays to have that 80s porn star mustache groomed.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:53 | 4588441 optimator
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you meant "WE" pay.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:46 | 4588411 H. Perowne
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard." -Mencken

"The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -Lewis


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:46 | 4588412 LetThemEatRand
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He'll get right on that investigation of himself.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:04 | 4588495 DoChenRollingBearing
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Oh!  I feel much better now.  Makes me glad to be coming home to the USSA, I mean the USA.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:47 | 4588413 surf0766
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Das da Chicago Way !

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:50 | 4588418 highwaytoserfdom
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Government Stars

    Charles Duross, U.S. DOJ
    Kara Brockmeyer, U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission
    James M. Koukios, U.S. DOJ
    Daniel S. Kahn, U.S. DOJ
    Mythili Raman, AAG Criminal Division
    Jeff Knox, Acting Fraud Chief DOJ
    Charles Connolley, Chief of Fraud Section, Eastern District of Virginia
    David Greene, Serious Fraud Office              

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Government Stars

  • Charles Duross, U.S. DOJ
  • Kara Brockmeyer, U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission
  • James M. Koukios, U.S. DOJ
  • Daniel S. Kahn, U.S. DOJ
  • Mythili Raman, AAG Criminal Division
  • Jeff Knox, Acting Fraud Chief DOJ
  • Charles Connolley, Chief of Fraud Section, Eastern District of Virginia
  • David Greene, Serious Fraud Office               

- See more at:

Government Stars

  • Charles Duross, U.S. DOJ
  • Kara Brockmeyer, U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission
  • James M. Koukios, U.S. DOJ
  • Daniel S. Kahn, U.S. DOJ
  • Mythili Raman, AAG Criminal Division
  • Jeff Knox, Acting Fraud Chief DOJ
  • Charles Connolley, Chief of Fraud Section, Eastern District of Virginia
  • David Greene, Serious Fraud Office               

- See more at:

Government Stars

  • Charles Duross, U.S. DOJ
  • Kara Brockmeyer, U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission
  • James M. Koukios, U.S. DOJ
  • Daniel S. Kahn, U.S. DOJ
  • Mythili Raman, AAG Criminal Division
  • Jeff Knox, Acting Fraud Chief DOJ
  • Charles Connolley, Chief of Fraud Section, Eastern District of Virginia
  • David Greene, Serious Fraud Office               

- See more at:

Government Stars

  • Charles Duross, U.S. DOJ
  • Kara Brockmeyer, U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission
  • James M. Koukios, U.S. DOJ
  • Daniel S. Kahn, U.S. DOJ
  • Mythili Raman, AAG Criminal Division
  • Jeff Knox, Acting Fraud Chief DOJ
  • Charles Connolley, Chief of Fraud Section, Eastern District of Virginia
  • David Greene, Serious Fraud Office   

- See more at:

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:55 | 4588452 Dickweed Wang
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You should be banned from ZH on principle for repeating the same information over and over and over and over . . .

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:18 | 4588548 KickIce
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Got to keep those copy and paste skills sharp.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:49 | 4588420 A Lunatic
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I am very optimistic that this country is completely, and irretrievably FUCKED....!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:51 | 4588432 The Wisp
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Millions ? that's not even real money yet is it ? shit probably came out of petty cash, gun sales not yet recorded slush fund could pay for that.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:52 | 4588438 Meat Hammer
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Let's all print out this article, write a note in the margin that says "We're cutting you off until you can be more responsible", and send it to the IRS on April 15th

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:56 | 4588453 The Gooch
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Ignore them.

If they show up, make an example.

Fuck this shit.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:01 | 4588476 Meat Hammer
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I'm seriously considering it, Gooch. If I didn't have children it would be an easy decision. I know...just another excuse for staying in my chains.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:53 | 4588440 Omen IV
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in the heirachy of evil scumbags - this guy holder is pretty high up the scale

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:55 | 4588451 BudFox2012
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Holder is screwed!  They are going to throw the book at him for this, just like Fast and Fur... oh wait a minute...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 09:27 | 4589630 Tale2cities
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Yea. What if Hillary isn't elected? Then,he will be screwed.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:57 | 4588463 Oldwood
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:59 | 4588468 syntaxterror
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The more time that this clown and the top clown are off duty, the better. In fact, if they can vacation 52 weeks per year, the populace will be spared great harm.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:03 | 4588486 25or6to4
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I have a full bottle of Finlandia staring me in the face in front of me. I don't know if I should drink it or go to DC and shove it up Holder's ass. Maybe both, preferably one before the other.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:03 | 4588488 Atomizer
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Too the Holder social networking crew, it’s all fun and games until the cops show up to arrest your ass.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:06 | 4588504 DoChenRollingBearing
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We iwsh, we wish.........

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:19 | 4588557 Atomizer
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Valerie Jarrett is going down like a two bit whore. Watch and enjoy the theatrics. Leave no one thrown under the bus be left behind. Winks.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:03 | 4588490 kurt
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Holder, submit your resignation, already.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:05 | 4588498 Reaper
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Judge Holder by his acts, not the color of his skin. MLK paraphrased. Holder's personal use without paying as required by law is a criminal act under "18 U.S. Code § 641 - Public money, property or records ~Whoever embezzles, steals, purloins, or knowingly converts to his use or the use of another," This is a high crime requiring impeachment and then criminal prosecution. Just beginning impeachment hearings in the House would allow for all this to be subpoenaed and revealed, but race is Holder's trump card, feared by Boehner. Holder is Too Black To Impeach.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:08 | 4588505 ebworthen
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Well doesn't that just figure, probably with Jon Corzine, both with toes in the sand sipping Mai Tai's laughing about the "little people".

What a fucking Ponzi this nation has devolved into; if you aren't here, don't come!  It sucks ass!

Roll the guillotines!  Ready the hempen rope!  Eric Holder you are a worthless P.O.S., DIE!!!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:58 | 4589016 Ban KKiller
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Both of them sucking HSBC dick. 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:09 | 4588517 WMM II
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the more time he spends in a plane, the less harm he can do in the office.




Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:11 | 4588528 joego1
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Four years from now Hilary will be pardoning them for all their crimes.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:17 | 4588546 notadouche
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Wrong, she will be giving them Congressional Medals for being heros that saved the world.  I just threw up in the back of my mouth a litte but my scenario is closer to reality than yours as, you see, the Authority doesn't recognize their own wrong doing.

I bet none of this travel was considered as income that taxes should be paid on either.  No reimburseement and not counted as taxable income.  It's good to be the King and or his henchmen.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:14 | 4588744 joego1
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I think I need more down arrows for suggesting that Hilary will be Pres. I just had a little bit of rocket propelled vomit thinking about that thought.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:12 | 4588532's picture

Does anyone really think it would matter who the President doing the appointing, or who the appointee chosen was? Is holder a "bad seed" in an otherwise, mostly benevolent, hard working, effective line of attorneys general? I think the answer is pretty clearly a resounding "No". And yet, it's members of POTUS, SCOTUS, DOJ, etc who's faces are carved in stone, and spoken of with reverence historically. It must be that way, otherwise we must question the very fabric of who "we" are. Whoever the h*ll "we" is. American exceptionalism must live on. Democracy must live on. Government must live on. So the anarchists of the world like Hoppe and others must be looked down upon like freaks, despite their ideas going unchallenged. Cuz, after all, it's time for March madness, or Dancing with the Stars, or Jon Stewart or ....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:13 | 4588536 kchrisc
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Can we just get ahead of the curve and make Holder's name into an eponym for blatant corruption and caustic morality?!

"My wife's sister is a real holder. She's screwing the gardener while she also the chairwoman of the Fidelity League, and I am always missing silverware after she visits."

Should go well with cozined as well.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:16 | 4588543 beavertails
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The premier of Alberta resigned after being caught spending over a lousy 42,000 Cdn loonies on personal matters (ok it's a last straw thing for that BITCH) will the honourable Eric Holder do the same thing?

Oh wait. It's the USSA.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:18 | 4588559 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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Nothing changes until after midterms unless they go for full out coup beforehand....

Midterms will be the clarification point and I am sure they loading the guns and gasing up the armored clown cars in anticipation also.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:18 | 4588560 beavertails
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Hillary will be caught with Putin's Sperm and shit stains all over her yellow skirt.  Right above her bum hole. 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:19 | 4588562 pupdog1
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I didn't think that America could do worse for an attorney general than that greasy little brown stain on the Constitution, Alberto Gonzales.

I was stunningly wrong.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:51 | 4588820 windcatcher
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In reply to pupdog: 

Traitors to the Constitution, Alberto Gonzales and Cuntolisa Rice, are freely walking around campus with no fear from the dreaded “terrorist” that hate Democracy. Certainly, if there were any threats from terrorist, they would be the first target for reprisals.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 09:41 | 4589682 Comte d'herblay
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You must have not been around for Janet Reno, WACO, and her victory in winning the Lesbian/PugUgly award.

Although they could reach the wire in a nose to nose to nose finish, i guess.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:20 | 4588572 RaceToTheBottom
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Without alcohol, reading this stuff would be really depressing.....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:14 | 4588743 mjasper
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Race, Step away from the booze!  

Cannabis, since 2008 :)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:25 | 4588595 windcatcher
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It is ironic that enemy number 1 to America is Erick Holder. How do you prosecute a nigger that is in charge of prosecutions?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:38 | 4588642 Atomizer
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That’s easy, Holder will plead the fifth and claim his actions were for slavery reparations.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 08:28 | 4589416 kurt
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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane?





A pilot you racist.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:47 | 4588669 wingmann
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You're now free to roam about the cabin.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:53 | 4588684 Atomizer
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<inserts tone> ding, ding

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:48 | 4588671 AdvancingTime
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Mommas in America were discouraged in a song many years ago from letting their children grow up to be cowboys, it appears to have been a reasonable decision. Today after viewing the lifestyles associated with many careers paths, politics and the route of so called "public service" seems to offer much potential.

A career in politics can grant you a lifestyle where you rub elbows with the ultra wealthy and the country's most powerful titans of business and industry. This career choice also has the benefit of sheltering you, and extending legal protection that covers you from the responsibilities of your actions. More on the perks of being a "public servant" in the article below.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:08 | 4588722 Notsobadwlad
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Just curious, but isn't he required by law to claim personal travel at government expense as taxable income?

Unlike the dictraitor in chief, holder does not have a 24/7 job and cannot claom all of his travel as work related.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:23 | 4588757 Atomizer
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Eric and Jarret fill out the choom form to bury their expenses.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:50 | 4588819 22winmag
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It's all fun and games until the hangings begin.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:07 | 4588854 ArkansasAngie
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Holder goes down as the most corrupt ag and since he works for Obama ...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:33 | 4588904 earl swagger
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+1 That entire gang of ASSCLOWNS from Chicago crossed the ethical line long ago. No longer a line well before AG. beyond corrupt..

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:34 | 4588906 Dre4dwolf
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