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Obama Demands Russia Leave G-8; June Summit Cancelled While Ukraine Deploys Army Along Borders

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UK Prime Minister David Cameron stated that it is "absolutely clear" that the G-8 Summit scheduled for June in Sochi, Russia will not go ahead. But it is President Obama that appears to be pressing the hardest for major changes:


This comes at a time when Ukraine forces are being withdrawn from Crimea and deployed to North, South, and East borders of the region.  Meanwhile, Ukraine is taking its soldiers pulled from Crimea and deploying them along all other borders.


David Cameron says G-8 Summit Scrapped...

There will be no G8 summit in Russia this year, David Cameron said in a further ign of efforts to isolate Moscow over the Ukraine crisis.


The Prime Minister said it was "absolutely clear" the meeting could not go ahead.


Speaking in The Hague ahead of a meeting of G7 leaders, he said: "We should be clear there's not going to be a G8  summit this year in Russia. That's absolutely clear."


Preparations for the planned June summit in Sochi had already been suspended as a result of Russia's actions in neighbouring Ukraine.

And Obama is calling for Russia to be kicked out of the G-8.


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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:57 | 4585704 Manthong
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The only reason for this idiocy is that they need a distraction from that which is looming over us.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:01 | 4585726 jo6pac
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Yep, it's another Oh look shiney object from the potus.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:19 | 4585825 Looney
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I heard that on his trips abroad our POtuS brings his limo, “the beast”. Does he also bring his pink golf cart with OVAL front wheels? ;-)


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:20 | 4585845 johnQpublic
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the main attraction


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:25 | 4585872 Occident Mortal
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I wouldn't be surprised if there was only Russia and China in Sochi, and if they used the weekend to announce the largest and strategically most important oil and gas contract of all time.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:42 | 4585936 lordylord
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I demand that Obama and the other 535 traitors, I mean members of congress, leave the US.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:47 | 4585965 HoofHearted
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Doesn't that asshole Obama have a golf course that needs him? If he keeps opening his mouth, he will remove all doubt...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:54 | 4585990 lordylord
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You still have doubt???

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:01 | 4586027 666
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What is Obummer's problem? The Crimeans overwhelmingly voted to leave Ukraine. East Ukraine will probably do the same, especially now that they were informed their gas prices will rise 40%, bank accounts over 100K HRY will be "taxed," billions are owed to China and Russia, etc. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of Ukraine votes to leave as well.

You'd have to be a fool to want to stay in the west at this point.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:09 | 4586059 redpill
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Post turtle





Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:48 | 4587421 PSEUDOLOGOI

You actually believe that "vote"? Gullable sheep, go back to sleep, let me know when you awake.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 02:20 | 4589041 Colonel Klink
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President stompy feet gurgles again.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:06 | 4586050 new game
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the brics will emerge as the new B 5 when they turn the screws and trade around the dollar exclusively-even the e-trade baby can see what is going on. ican short, what else is new today?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:31 | 4586124 Chief KnocAHoma
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Our Asshat in Chief should stomp his feet and demand:

- That everyone buy Obamacare

- That Russia will leave Ukraine

- That he be allowed to redo his NCAA tournament bracket

- That everyone should quit making fun of him

- That his approval rating be raised to 60%

- That my wife should start having regular sex with me

Maybe if he also held his breath it would be move effective.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:24 | 4586699 Ifigenia
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better, as an indonesian boy (wild card) i will run for next Russia President election to beat Putin.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:50 | 4586324 g'kar
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Lots of nice holes on them courses for the ostrich in chief to put his head in when his ass gets too stretched out.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:00 | 4586862 Omen IV
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Russia demands US leave G-8 to restore world peace

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:07 | 4586635 sushi
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I expect we will soon see a meeting of the G77 nations. Basically all nations which have a growth trajectory and leaving out the bankrupt and moribund US vassal states.

The G77 will likely seek to avoid use of US dollar (blink your eyes once and find your banks outlawed or your finances subject to some oval office Diktat). Blink your eyes twice and you find all those fiat assets are now 50% of par value. Blink your eyes three times and you are looking up at at incoming Hellfire missile with "Freedom and Liberty" written on the nose cone.

Why would any nation in their right mind put up with this crap?

As for "FU THE EU" I understand some folks truly enjoy being bent over.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:45 | 4585957 Mad Mohel
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Michelle let him have his ball bag this morning. But it has to go back in the purse at midnight.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:46 | 4585962 BC6
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No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger and ain't no Russian ever called my gold a barbarous relic.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:22 | 4585853 max2205
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The hookers can't be happy with this

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:30 | 4588775 StychoKiller
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G-7:  "Vlad we're gonna throw you into the briar patch!"

Putin:  "Please, there is no tossings of briar patchings onto me!"


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:01 | 4585727 kliguy38
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"and now you ain't in the club Vlad" .......of course you never were

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:03 | 4585736 fonestar
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We know the Bush, Obama, Clintons are all playing on the same team.  What about Vlad and those on the other side?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:05 | 4585751 AlaricBalth
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Vlad says he would not want to be in a club that would have him as a member.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:10 | 4585775 mayhem_korner
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Putin's golf handicap is too low to be in a club with Barry.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:28 | 4585830 eclectic syncretist
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:19 | 4585841 Tall Tom
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Putin would not join the same Bathhouse as Barry and Rahm...


And now they kiss Goodnight but tommorrow they'll be thinking all day long


Barry and Rahm,

What a happy couple,

So inseperable.

And the beat goes on,

And for better or for worse,

They are married but of course,



Apologies to Joe Jackson for murdering his song, "Geraldine and John"

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:10 | 4585783 Oldballplayer
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I guess if the NWO is going to kill half the population, I would rather it be someone other than me.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:06 | 4585755 JoeSexPack
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Vlad looks to be outside their NWO club, the way the MSM uniformly bashes him.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:43 | 4585942 Herd Redirectio...
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Pick a side.... Any side...  Divide and conquer.

The avg man in China, Russia and US have a LOT more in common with each other than they do our 'leaders'.  But of course propaganda obscures this fact.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:10 | 4585777 Tall Tom
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What I see is that two large Crime Syndicates, Mob Gangs, are in a Turf War.


I think that this might be a part of a planned Hegelian Dialectic being played out with the Puppetmasters whom are behind it making Bank.


Of course it is just "mere speculation" as I have no direct evidence to verify my belief.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:23 | 4585850 NotApplicable
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Oh, there's plenty of evidence.

"No billionaires were harmed while filming this movie."

The day an oligarch gets taken out, then perhaps the plan is getting out of control.

But as long as it's merely the masses that suffer, it's game on.

Also, notice how both sides now have "atrocities" commited by the "other side" in order to whip up the masses into a "DO SOMETHING!!!" frenzy.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:01 | 4586610 Tall Tom
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I have no direct evidence. But as for the circumstantial is overwhelming. The odds that the coincidences just line up it extremely unlikely. (I know. I know.  Correlation does not necessarily mean causation...But at times it does.)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:26 | 4585874 MeMongo
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:34 | 4585902 dow jones 20000
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I totally knew what you were talking about before I even hit the link... great clip great flick.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:04 | 4585743 RSloane
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The western 'world leaders' want Putin to bleed all over the world stage. Instead they look increasingly petty. I have no deep love for Putin but I do have an ever increasing sense that my leader embarasses me almost every time he opens his mouth.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:11 | 4585786 Dr. Engali
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I feel the same way Sloan. Watching senators tweet responses like little school kids and president Zero the peace prize winner responding the way he is makes me ashamed to be an American, but I suppose that is the idea all along.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:19 | 4585843 pods
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Begs the question: Are there any adults in Amerika anymore?

The US almost goes to war with Syria over chemical weapons used by OUR allies there and we have the balls to criticize Russia for protecting and accepting people who wanted to be a part of the Russian Federation?

All day long I hear old Cold War guys speaking all the ills of the big bad Russian Bear.

Sorry, homie won't play that game again.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:25 | 4585871 Dr. Engali
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It's almost as if they never heard of this thingy called the internet.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:30 | 4585890 eclectic syncretist
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:29 | 4586119 LawsofPhysics
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Which is a total lie, by the way.  The Chinese have "out-printed" everyone.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:36 | 4586143 gobsmack
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100% agreed.  Richard Pipes was a professor of mine.  Still can't believe I fell for all that Team B Cold War b.s.  Though there's almost no b.s. I didn't fall for at one time or another.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:17 | 4586153 RSloane
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In an awesome bid for diplomacy, Obama sends the Wookie to China who is Russia's closest ally. So far, the Chinese working in the hotel the Obama's are staying at have been complaining of being treated like slaves to our country's most entitled women. Brilliant plan!!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:12 | 4585795 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Putin has nothing to worry about. He is too deliberate to instigate such an action without his bases being covered. Our pigeon is still trying to find his last lost golf ball on the course. 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:01 | 4585728 Headbanger
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Yeah as if Putin is so surprised or gives s shitsy about it!

Why would Putin give a fuck when the G7 were out to screw him anyway?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:18 | 4585831 Bawneee Fwank
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They would only screw him if he were a 7 year old boy or girl...I do agree with what your saying though.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:39 | 4585923 eclectic syncretist
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:04 | 4585741 Ignatius
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Our 'leadership' is so completely compromised at this point by the world hegemony project  that nothing makes sense anymore unless looked at for what it really is:  blatant criminality and corruption. 

We are drowning in these rackets.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:06 | 4585756 hungarianboy
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Obama behaves like a cry baby in school.

please I don't want Putin in the same classroom.


Dear fucking god!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:06 | 4585757 ACP
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Does this mean Ann Margaret is not coming to Sochi?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:13 | 4585802 williambanzai7
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:16 | 4585822 Meat Hammer
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LMAO!  Well-played, Banzai.  Well-played.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:24 | 4585866 Looney
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Holy shtoop! I just posted somepin' about his PINK golf cart!

Great job, WB7!


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:49 | 4585973 eclectic syncretist
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:22 | 4585852 stant
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has built in pussy magnate

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:23 | 4585857 Kirk2NCC1701
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Hole in 1!

I particularly like both ID plates.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:23 | 4585858 Dr. Engali
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Puttznik 1..... Lol. Brilliant as always William.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:39 | 4585922 mayhem_korner
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No Mike Dukakis hood ornament?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:24 | 4586994 Emergency Ward
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"WW3 from a golf cart -- I got the nuclear football with me, mother-fuckers!"

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:09 | 4587798 jerry_theking_lawler
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soon to be reformulated into the nuclear golf bag.....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:27 | 4586093 silvermail
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Americans - it's amazing people. They know exactly, that their president - moron. But every time they vote for each the next moron twice.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:37 | 4587359 caShOnlY
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The only reason for this idiocy is that they need a distraction from that which is looming over us.

I would tend to believe this gives the TPTB the perfect place to lay the blame of the "GREAT COLLAPSE" when she finally does arrive.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:57 | 4585708 dcj98gst
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Strongly worded of course

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:00 | 4585720 Dixie Rect
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Hans Brix with a suntan

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:14 | 4585738 Mercury
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Obama Demands Russia Leave G-8


Hey, but remember I still want you guys on board with my plan for global internet governance! Your input would be super-appreciated!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:58 | 4585710 McMolotov
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They don't call him President Stompy-Feet for nothing.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:21 | 4586099 SDShack
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It's Pussydent Stompy-Feet.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:58 | 4585713 Kirk2NCC1701
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I think 90% of the world's problems would be solved if the US left G8. And NATO.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:01 | 4585724 Manthong
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..and the U.N.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:30 | 4585880 Emergency Ward
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Who would Ambassadoress Power have left to boss around, deceive and bully?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:14 | 4586664 vened
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Cass Sunstein

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:54 | 4585992 Racer
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Invidual states of the USSA should seek independence from such moronic 'leaders'


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:59 | 4585715 Dr. Engali
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Does anybody think it's odd that Israel has closed all their embassies for the first time ever?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:03 | 4585739 Meat Hammer
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Yes.  Yes, I do.

Wait, was that a rhetorical question?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:08 | 4585764 Dr. Engali
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Why yes, yes it was.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:07 | 4585760 RSloane
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Spring cleaning! It must be.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:13 | 4585801 Dr. Engali
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Spring? WTF is that. This has been a long winter, and we have snow coming tomorrow.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:19 | 4585839 cro_maat
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I am thinking they will attack Iran soon and they know there will be global backlash.

But does this mean they care about their consulate / embassy minions around the globe? They don't care about anyone else. Maybe they just want to save money and will dispense with all diplomatic efforts henceforth.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:18 | 4585832 The.Harmless.Who
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Filthy vermin, the lot of them.  Confirmed zionists (including Greenspan, Bernanke, Yellen, Fischer, Nuland et al) have caused so much destruction it is just scary to think about what they are planning next. 


No point praying or hoping for peace any time soon, for it is in their nature (like the tale of the scorpion and the frog).  


Israhell = biggest threat to world peace.  



Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:50 | 4586204 NemoDeNovo
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:05 | 4586285 lakecity55
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Perhaps the evil insectoid locusts are preparing to swarm!!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:36 | 4585912 BandGap
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The bigger question is, are they taking or destroying and files as they shut their doors (temporarily/permanently)?

Did they just leave and get on planes or did they just shut theor doors?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:06 | 4585718 Meat Hammer
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Thumbs in his ears.  Sticking his tongue out.

Obama was the kid in my neighborhood who got his ass beat regularly for being just a plain ol' annoying little fuck.  The kid who would hit the RESET button on the Super Nintendo if he was losing. God, I hated that kid.  

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:00 | 4585719 skins1
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You get'em Barry!!!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:25 | 4585855 Emergency Ward
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"POTUS was observed stamping his wingtips while shrilly demanding the impossible."

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:01 | 4585725 One And Only
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What will Obama fuck up next? Any ideas?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:31 | 4585891 MeMongo
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probably NOT his brackets!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:01 | 4585729 PlusTic
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Obama couldnt embarrass himself more if he walked bare-assed down the street...what a clown!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:01 | 4586244 lakecity55
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Man, I am waiting for Snowman to release the videos of Bath House and____________________ (fill in gay lover).

They'll have to blot out most of the video!

My name is Barry
I'm a down-low man
I toot the flute
Whenever I can.

Short or long
Black red or white
any kind of dong
Is my delight!

Long or short
Thick or thin
It feels so good
When it slips in!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:05 | 4585747 Winston Churchill
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G20 expels G5 from group , because of  bankruptuy

G15 moves forward with plans .

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:54 | 4586217 lakecity55
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Putin expels the G7 from the G1.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:05 | 4585748 Who Laughed
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Only red line rhetoric will confirm that Russia will remain in G-8

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:07 | 4585763 agent default
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Meanwhile the Russians have struck a deal with Argentina and are setting up a base there.  Nice going and good riddance Western morons.  Keep sanctioning.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:09 | 4585765 q99x2
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Suspend the US from the treasonous G8 meetings. Arrest the Globalists that are taking over America.

Anyhow, the world is in a natural state of de-globalization and nothing is going to stop that. Sort of like G9 or G7 or whatever it is countdowning to is trying to come up with anti gravity when their helium balloon burst.

Arrest the banksters. The end is nigh. Impeach Obama before it gets away.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:08 | 4585768 xamax
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While we see tensions rising, we still think S&P500 will at least touch 2400 by year end. We dont see alternatives to stocks.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:09 | 4585773 1stepcloser
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I love it when Obummer steps on his junk with golf shoes

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:14 | 4585808 skins1
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I don't think its THAT big.....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:15 | 4585815 1stepcloser
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Right I forgot, he is 1/2 white

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:17 | 4585823 ThisIsBob
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And 1/2 yellow.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:53 | 4586213 lakecity55
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Right on.

He looks more like the Filipinos and Indonesians I have worked with in the past, not negroid.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:09 | 4585774 Kaiser Sousa
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the sooner China and Russia formally announce they will no longer be using the debt coupon dollar the better off the entire world will, on another front....


"According to the December 31, 2013 financial filing known as the Call Report that JPMorgan made with Federal regulators, it has tied up $10.4 billion in illiquid, long term bets on the death of a large segment of its employees.

The program is known among regulators as Bank Owned Life Insurance or BOLI. Federal regulators specifically exempted BOLI in passing the final version of the Volcker Rule in December of last year which disallowed most proprietary trading or betting for the house. Regulators stated in the rule that “Rather, these accounts permit the banking entity to effectively hedge and cover costs of providing benefits to employees through insurance policies related to key employees.” We have italicized the word “key” because regulators know very well from financial filings that the country’s mega banks are not just insuring key employees but a broad-base of their employees.

Just four of the largest U.S. banks, JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, Wells Fargo and Citigroup hold over $53 billion in investments in BOLI according to 2013 year-end Call Reports. Death benefits from life insurance is purchased at a multiple to the amount of the investments, meaning that $53 billion is easily enough to buy $1 million life insurance policies on 159,000 employees, and potentially a great deal more. Industry experts estimate that the total face amount of life insurance held by all banks in the U.S. on their employees now exceeds half a trillion dollars."

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:12 | 4585793 joego1
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You don't think those guys would off their own employees to collect do you?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:23 | 4585863 Kaiser Sousa
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who the MoncyChangers???

never...its not like they have a history of starting and funding world wars or something......

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:43 | 4585937 Winston Churchill
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Is the Pope catholic ?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:55 | 4585994 slightlyskeptical
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You realize the majority of this is likely variable life policies for the benefit of the executives. Just another hidden beenfit.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:04 | 4586045 Tenshin Headache
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I just figured out how to save the banks next time they need saving.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:11 | 4585790 scuttlebutt
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The circus ring masters should know better than push a big and angry polar bear into a corner

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:20 | 4585833 CuttingEdge
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Obama ain't no circus ringmaster...more like the second rate clown out in the stalls selling peanuts.


Unless, of course, you are referring to the MIC pulling his strings.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:21 | 4585812 Quinvarius
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Goldman assured me this Ukraine thing was transient and the US economy was going "re-accelerate"--Whatever that means.  I swear to gawd they come up with this stuff for their muppets drunk on the shitter Sunday night before they mail it out on Mondays.  When I read something written by Schiff, vs something written by Goldman, it is like a 3rd grader named Eric Cartman wrote the Goldman stuff.  Peter goes into detail on the macro, and Goldman just says some dumbshit, won't admit admit they were wrong on the economy, and then says it is going to speed up twice as fast as they had originally wrongly predicted.  Who uses "slam dunk" in a research report--just before getting their face ripped off, anyway? 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:16 | 4585813 BullyBearish
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Talk about Spring cleaning...look what ours and Israel's new best friend is up to:


A court in Egypt on Monday sentenced to death 529 supporters of ousted president Mohammed Morsi


Was wondering why the Egyptian stock market was up 80% since the coup

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:41 | 4585932 Pressfiretostart
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Actally, the muslim brotherhood and Morsi were Obama's best friends before Al-Sisi kicked them out of office

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:15 | 4585817 joego1
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Putin is playing one level up on the 3d chess board.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:18 | 4585837 Billy Sol Estes
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Forced to leave the G-8?

What a Godsend!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:21 | 4585842 Smegley Wanxalot
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WTF do these 2 statements taken from the article mean?  Are they redundant?  They are in sequence, so which is it - deployment to N, S, and E borders .... or to all other borders?

Statement 1) This comes at a time when Ukraine forces are being withdrawn from Crimea and deployed to North, South, and East borders of the region. 

Statement 2) Meanwhile, Ukraine is taking its soldiers pulled from Crimea and deploying them along all other borders.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:20 | 4585844 Bunga Bunga
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Next summit will be "G 8-1=7". Do the math! Our Western leaders are so smart.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:21 | 4585847 ebworthen
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Obama, the mulatto non-citizen duffer, declares war.

Your Daughters to the front lines first please.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:51 | 4585981 Emergency Ward
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"You go girl, kill some terrorists!" urges mom Michelle, "I grew up in an age where women and especially black women were not allowed to indiscriminately slaughter civilians around the world -- my daughters will have this opportunity and it will prepare them for a lifetime of public service.  I have never been so proud of America."

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:23 | 4585864 Seize Mars
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Headline: "Obama Hops Up and Down on One Foot Because Some Asshole Who Works for Lord Rothschild Said So"

I'll bet this fucking idiot has never even met his real bosses.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:28 | 4585886 Quinvarius
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And if Putin announces the US should be kicked out of the G8?  Then acts on it by cutting the USD out of all of their markets?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:36 | 4585909 SharkBit
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Think the BRICS should rebrand their own little club called "The Power5" with a mandate to fuck with the West's G7.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:36 | 4585914 NuYawkFrankie
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re UK Prime Minister David Cameron stated that it is "absolutely clear that  <insert vacuous remark here>

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:29 | 4586114 SharkBit
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"absolutely clear that we are loosing control of this thing fast and have to come up with every possible scheme to win back support of the simple minds". 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:40 | 4585926 Atomizer
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What? Boot out Russia from G8. Sounds like the best idea taken from sliced bread. Who loses? Not Russia.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:41 | 4585933 wmbz
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The Obama-media will tout this as Obozo being a tough, gifted leader. Nothing could be farther from the truth! This clown is a national embaressment, that blows billions flying around the world with his ass-clown circus.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:42 | 4585938 jjsilver
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Why don't you talk about the legitimacy of the Ukrainian coup, which has all the hallmarks US involvement.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:43 | 4585945 BeetleBailey
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Fuckbama: Taking orders from his wankin banker douchebag war mongers.


This piece of shit needs to be flushed

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:44 | 4586182 lakecity55
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Yeah, but you'll need an industrial toilet plunger!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:46 | 4585946 22winmag
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Lets stop beating a dead horse with this one and get back to polishing the brass on the Titanic.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:44 | 4585948 olle
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Cameron et al as Obama et al is determined to destrying the middle class, the voters that give them legimitive. Left is the poor 90%, who nobody really care about, and the 10%...who really means something. But they are not human beings, they are accounts.

Same all over Europe, I Love riots in Spain, Italy, France, Grecce, etc. Humans are really start fighting the government, going out on the streets and fighting against corruption, austerity etc.... you americans are so far really a sleep or just watching TV.

It´s time to wake up..... Woodstock was not unimportant for folks life...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:44 | 4585952 madcows
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Well, I demand that Obama and the rest of DC be sent to the Gulag.  FU.  Take your next vacation abroad and don't come back.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:45 | 4585958 Quinvarius
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Every time I think I can put the bugout bag back in the closet...Obama.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:49 | 4585975 Dr. Engali
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You better be keeping one in your car as crazy as this world is getting.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:05 | 4586629 IridiumRebel
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I'm still at DEFCON 2

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:47 | 4585959 Yen Cross
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     OOOOh AHHHH The bankrupt G-7 stooges want Russia out of their club...Disney should remake "Snow White" and use these 7 mental midgets as her dwarfs.

  Bonus article: Exclusive - Study: Obama Most Well-Traveled, Expensive President In History Through Five Years


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:43 | 4586176 lakecity55
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"Study: Rent Boy Queen the most freewheeling, expensive dope fiend posing as president through five years!"

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:49 | 4585971 dexter_morgan
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What a chucklehead.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:54 | 4585991 RevRex
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Obama needs to take Reggie Love's cock out of his mouth before anyone takes him seriously.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:57 | 4586008 Blood Spattered...
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That's too bad.  Don't presidential circle jerks work better with an even amount of participants?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:58 | 4586014 gookempucky
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Medical Term obama Definition


The study of paintings


Back door to cafeteria


What doctors do when patients die


What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section

A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan

Searching for Kitty


Made eye contact with her


A sheep dog


A punctuation mark


To live long


Not a friend


Quicker than someone else


A small lie


Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

A Doctor's cane


A higher offer


Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days


I knew it


A person who has fainted


Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative

A letter carrier

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery


Nearly killed him


Hiding something


Roman Emperor


A small table

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport


One plus one more


Opposite of you're out

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:39 | 4586163 lakecity55
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Hey, don't forget Corpse-Man!

We learned that in like the 6th grade. This Tool has been an AA moron since probably 1st grade!!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:00 | 4586024 smacker
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The G7 having nothing of importance to say about their bankrupt economies, so cancelling a scheduled meeting and blaming Putin isn't a surprise.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:02 | 4586034 buzzsaw99
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Russia out of the G8? That's gotta hurt. [/sarc.]

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:11 | 4586065 the not so migh...
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Obama :Yo ah be not jivin' ta you cuz you do not do what ah say don't make me shank ya! (sticks tounge out)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:13 | 4586076 marcusfenix
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why is Washington going to such surreal and absurd lengths to draw this out? monitors from the Ukraine and NATO have already been quoted, repeatedly, confirming that there is no indication that Russia is massing sufficient military force to launch an invasion nor that they have violated any treaties in terms of size and make up of said forces along the Ukraine border.

yet the MSM is reporting as if the entire Russian army, air force and navy is staged on the border and about to blitzkrieg all of eastern Europe...

I would say this is just typical propaganda driven distraction drivel being spewed to keep john q public focused on the new and improved "evil empire" now that the terrorist thing has pretty much played itself out. after all people might just start questioning whether the amount and type of protection the state is providing is really necessary if there is no eminent threat to the "safety and security" of the homeland.

the problem is that john q public isn't really paying all that much attention to events in eastern Europe and most likely couldn't give a shit less if  Putin rolled tanks all the way to Warsaw. in fact, most people I've spoke to who are paying any attention at all hold a very favorable view of Putin and he may just very well be the first Russian leader to be more popular here in the US than our own teleprompter reader in chief.

needless to say the attempt to cast him as the next Hitler is failing miserably.

yet they still insist on pushing the angle that Russia is going to, at any moment now, rain hell fire and brimstone upon Europe just like back in the good old cold war days when the world was one step away from the apocalypse on a daily basis. 

so either this is a mass scale propaganda stunt to try and foist a (old) new fabled enemy upon us that has suffered an epic fail.


Washington is desperately trying to build public support for war with Russia in a last ditch effort to save the petrodollar.

either way this continues to show just how out of touch, delusional and dangerously myopic those who inhabit DC really are.  


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:30 | 4586115 Winston Churchill
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The latter I'm afraid.

They grossly miscalculated Putin's reaction to their meddling in the Ukraine, and

precipitated the very thing they were trying to deter;

An existential threat to the petro dollar and the evil empire it levers.

They dye is cast for world war this year IMO, this is not going away.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:37 | 4586145 lakecity55
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Methinks the elites who 'rule' from DC are now so insulated and isolated from reality, most of them do not see their scam is no longer being bought into by increasing numbers of We The People. What is obvious is They no longer represent US.

It reminds me of the Syrian debacle, where Backdoor Barry was shot down in flames.

I am concerned though that Ukraine is a diversion of Russian forces to allow the Banksters to stage an invasion of Syria! Then Iran's flank is exposed. Now we are talking War.

I had to travel yesterday and last weekend. I have seen numerous military convoys. Anyone else notice any extra activity, especially if you live near a base? I think we still have troops in Jordan.

Who knows? It is getting a bit scary.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:21 | 4586098 Catullus
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Let's uninvite them to lunch.


Now they can't craft a non-binding statement about nothing.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:35 | 4586135 Dre4dwolf
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can someone chime in and tell me why russia would even want to attend the g8?its pretty much one of the only countires standing with a surplus and economy not on verge of collapse so ething tells me maybe the usa should leave the g8 maybe then we wont have all these retards making stupid group based decisons about the economy

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:38 | 4586156 David Wooten
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Russia should kick them out and call it the G1 until other countries join.

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