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Two Dutch F-16s Scrambled To Intercept Unidentified Boeing 777

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With the world particularly sensitive to any news involving stray and/or missing Boeing 777 airplanes, especially if said massive stray airplane is heading toward the Nuclear security summit taking place at the Hague, it is no surprise that the news which appeared about an hour ago that two Dutch F-16s were scrambled to intercept a unresponsive Boeing 777 in Dutch airspace, received such a prompt response.

Dutch RTL News reports:

From the Brabant Volkel airbase, two F-16s took off to intercept a freighter. It would be a cargo plane, a Boeing 777F LAN Cargo, which was en route to the airport. The unit flew from Miami in Dutch airspace and they could not connect to the device.


A spokesman for the Coordinator for Counterterrorism and Security unit had previously requested permission for the flight. That is because of the nuclear security summit in The Hague is mandatory.


The jets have the cargo plane accompanied this had left. Dutch airspace The unit is now independently to the airport in Frankfurt, Germany.

And on Twitter:

There is no evidence of foul play, but if one wants to quickly reduce their life expectancy, the best way to achieve that is to fly a 777 with transponders switched off near a city where the world's leaders are currently located.


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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:03 | 4584989 Max Hunter
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okay.. and Israel closes embassies.. hmm

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:08 | 4585002 Independent
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Dont worry the blood suckers will be back at work as soon as they USA increases its free money to Israel.   After all the last five fed chairs have been Jews, and they sign all the checks that go to Israel lol.  I can hear it all over the capitals around the world.  'Sir the Jews have left'  'You mean some more Christian groups coughed up the money for relocating the Jews' 'No sir they closed their cookie bakery'

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:08 | 4585014 Max Hunter
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Well.. either you believe that Israel doesn't have enough to pay their employees or.. or.. they are aware of something about to take place that would cause reprisal on them.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:10 | 4585022 lakecity55
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:21 | 4585065 SafelyGraze
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nothing to worry about .. the aircraft was being flown by remote control the whole time

no dangers, carry on

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:55 | 4585197 MontgomeryScott
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The best part:

"There is no evidence of foul play, but if one wants to quickly reduce their life expectancy, the best way to achieve that is to fly a 777 with transponders switched off near a city where the world's leaders are currently located."


The Dutch don't seem to suffer from a 'failure of imagination', like their counterparts in the CONUS, now, do they?

The pilots were probably occupied in the back drinking, snorting cocaine, and getting lap-dances from the pink-haired stripper stewardesses.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:06 | 4586669 12ToothAssassin
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In other news, Frankfurt ground crews had to order new cushions for the pilot and copilot seats for airplane model 777 due to the soiled stains on the existing cushions.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:51 | 4585183 Cacete de Ouro
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Man's Country

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:13 | 4585029 Independent
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Yeah no kidding, those Matzo cookies aint no cannolis, and they charge the same price for those paper thin POS

Typical middle eastern business plan/attitude, provide the least product or service at the highest price.  Kind of like the Robertsons of Comcast and my Cable Service.

Those Semites are the worst people I have ever done business with

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:19 | 4585053 Headbanger
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Mort! Mort! Mort!

Oh wait.. that's the SWEDISH Chef...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:29 | 4585104 kito
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@independent---perhaps you are just a shitty negotiator, hmmm??? dont blame the jews for your weak character...... its just adds to it.......

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:37 | 4585132 Independent
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LOL Kito its ok I drive my Jewish wife crazy but I dont know why she still stays with me, I must have some endearing qualities lol.  She likes it when I gripe on ZH she doesnt have to hear it hahaha.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:59 | 4585447 Bonapartist
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Kito is always quick to circle the wagons

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:07 | 4585471 Bonapartist
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:37 | 4586151 fonzannoon
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:53 | 4585189 Wjunk
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Yep. Them dirty Jooooooooooooos again.


Its a peculiarity of life that once someone shows how fucking stupid they are in one area, people generally ignore any real brilliance they may have in any other area.


I saw this with my wife, but in her case, she was mentally ill, not an ID10T. Once her meds kicked in life was good again.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:59 | 4585213 Independent
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Yeah typical Joooo reaction I see it on all the time, if you are not with us you need meds or a psychoanalyst.  Yeah right buddy, typical modus operandi, look at all those Palestinians they are crazy too that is why they are in a mental asylum detention center known as the west bank, locked in by fences and armed guards, cause they dont see life the way the Jooos see it so they must be locked up.  Please JUNKY dont start with me or I may lose my independence and become BIASED hahahahah

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:35 | 4585627 JoBob
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Independent: "Those Semites are the worst people I have ever done business with"

Why, I do believe, Sir, that you are a flaming racist!

Or, do you just have an intense hatred for your betters?



Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:47 | 4585966 Independent
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Yeah some are better at stealing and killing does that make them better human beings???

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:21 | 4585064 zorba THE GREEK
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Max, Joos don't run out of $, they run the print shop, so I say it's the second thing.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:26 | 4585335 kurt
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The answer you seek:

Are these officials leaving their stations for home, that is flying out? With so little income and a wildcat strike and all, surely they wouldn't be spending that kind of cash with an undefined return date as is the nature of job actions.

If there is an exodus?

If yes, that would be creepy.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:21 | 4587849 Flagit
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did they say close, or recall?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:48 | 4585172 Independent
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Whats with all the down votes, are the embassy staff home bored just spending their time on ZH

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:55 | 4585195 Wjunk
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People are tired of weak-assed Jew haters.  If this were Survivor, there would be Jews on the Island. But not you.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:29 | 4585233 Independent
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No JUNKY its the other way around, from Nuland's Sniper Cookie Receipe, to Eastern European Oligarchs, to Beny Nut-an-yahoo's red lines, to American JEWTOCRACY, to dual citizens getting American boys killed as well as millions of innocents around the world, and to having to hear that incessant Hava Nagila song played on the Earth Island all the time, rather its the World that is getting sick and tired of the Gentile-Haters the JOOOOS.  Why are you mofos so anti-Gentile is it an inferiority complex because your pricks are always shorter cause you more than make up for it by becoming BIG PRICKS

Also why you punks have to live off of free handouts to the tune of billions of dollars from us the USA tax payer, if you are such great business people pay your own freaking way in this world.  Take your Pollard and shove him into one of those cracks in the wailing wall where the freakin traitor belongs with all those other prayers from the traitors of YHWH.

Oh and one more Jew hater know as YHWH approves this message, he says that out of all the peoples that ask for things the Joooos drive him crazy the most with requests not for salvation or acts of kindness but for money and power.

Now for any gentiles that still feel any passion for these lifesuckers take heed of the words of their revered Rabbi Ovadia Yosef

"Goyim (gentiles, non-Jews) were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel," he said, according to the Jerusalem Post. "Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat. That is why gentiles were created." An "effendi" is a lord, or a master, in Arabic.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:15 | 4586083 Keyser
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Lot's of apologists around here for the Zionists which make up a good portion of the cabal that runs the world. Makes you wonder which side people's bread is buttered. 


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:55 | 4588679 Independent
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Yeah notice how the Matzo-Mafia dissapear when you post up some web links to show what thoughts are running through their heads and what they get taught at the synagogue each Saturday.  What ticks me off is that just like the moderate muslims the mellow Jews dont raise their voices against the trash in their society.  As long as the thieves bring in money for Jew charity and old age homes they say nothing, which in my opinion makes them just as guilty of the theft and murder as accomplices.  Half a million Jooonazis showed up for the POS Rabbis funeral and cried and just as many if not more in the USA went to their Synagogues to sing praise for that POS.  These mofos are the most blatant anti-Gentiles in the world responsible for a lot of human suffering and they try to wrap themselves up with that Holocaust and anti-Semite crap.  That crap will go on no longer, people are wise to that finally and do not buy the junk put out by your control of big media companies.  That is why your ratings are going down progressively for all your networks. People are turning their cable TV subscriptions off and getting their info and entertainment off the web.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:28 | 4585340 Parisnights
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Where do these anti semites come from?  Where you misdirected from your local aryan brotherhood website?


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:02 | 4585357 Independent
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As soon as I figure out where the Anti-Gentiles come from I will look into your question, I know a bunch though are in Israel

take heed of the words of their revered Rabbi Ovadia Yosef

"Goyim (gentiles, non-Jews) were born only to serve us. Without that, they have no place in the world – only to serve the People of Israel," he said, according to the Jerusalem Post. "Why are gentiles needed? They will work, they will plow, they will reap. We will sit like an effendi and eat. That is why gentiles were created." An "effendi" is a lord, or a master, in Arabic.

And half a million Jooos turn out crying for this Anti-Gentile POS, I guess that at least half a million are anti-gentiles in Jerrysland

Listen you mofos the only duty/service I will do to/for you is to give you a quick trip to hell with with a kick in your little matzo balls

Hey Paris why dont you go back to your Rabbi Ovadia Yosef memorial page and chill out there with the rest of your Jewrryanstein Brotherhood/Matzo MafiaClan

I am entitled to hate those who hate and try to enslave/kill me and take away from me my Constitutional Rights which is what this POS Rabbi JOOOO is preaching.  Now if you have any problem with Constitutional rights I am more than happy to discuss them Paris over some Freedom Fries LOLz


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:10 | 4585021 zionhead
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Immarsat follow their bullshit from LONDON to ISRAEL,...Immarsat has been all along the sole source of INFO, its telling that with ALL the fucking MIL ASSETS that only the civilian satellite company's have come forward.

Of course this JOB is 100% tribe, and no way they could have gone over IDONESIA which is owned by the tribe, ...

Wait until the Chinese figure out they have wasted millions of dollars of fuel and time over the Southern Artic Oceans.

Who could have fucking guessed that everything was BULLSHIT?

What you need to know.

1.) That MALAYASIA waited for over 7 hours for the plane to land before they reported it missing.

2.) That Malaysia has been beating Chinese familys who ask too many questions.

3.) That Malaysia first said they lost contact at 1:22am, then later admitted they lost contact at 2:30, .. but FUCK they didn't notify the WORLD to go SARS until 8am, and that is telling.

4.) Lastly the MALAYSIA(CIA) government still refuses to admit what was on the fucking plane.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:33 | 4585123 zionhead
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Much of the initial criticism of Malaysia stemmed from the revelation that Inmarsat ? whose geosynchronous satellite over the Indian Ocean was vital in helping rescuers narrow down the search ? discovered the communications with MH370 and calculated its possible arcs on March 9, one day after the plane vanished.

Malaysia later explained that the information only came into its hands on March 12, and that US investigators then sought for it to be sent to their home country for “further processing”.


Let's get this correct, you wait 7 hours to declare a plane missing, then you hire a retarded K-MART zio-service in london with 3-day turn around to FEDEX you satellite data, cuz your country ain't got shit.

Is anybody buying this shit? ANYBODY at ZH?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:13 | 4585039 Ranger4564
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Plus Global Currency Reset signed off on Saturday and TRN's to be released sometime this week is what I have been reading.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:18 | 4585058 Jannn
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Interview Jim Rickards On The Death Of Money 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:31 | 4585103 Dr. Engali
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I tried the link and it was an error 404.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:36 | 4585911 The Navigator
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For some reason, the linked URL has %C2%A0 at the end - remove that part and the page comes thru

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:04 | 4586273 Philalethian
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:08 | 4585254 Payne
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Amazing display of incompetence at what is called intelligence agencies.  How did they know it was a 777, well since you asked the engines were sending a signal, does anyone really expect the Malaysian airline flt to send signals.  Gee aren't those signal also digitally encoded ? yes of course they are.  So they scramble the F-16s as a drill, distraction, show of useless force or incomptence ?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:32 | 4585613 caustixoid
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finally an intelligent comment related to the actual article -- the only hijacking here was in the first couple of comments

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:03 | 4584990 jmcadg
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And they did nothing about it flying over the UK?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:07 | 4585012 Stoploss
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Why would they?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:17 | 4585054 kaiserhoff
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Silly season is supposed to be the dog days of August.  We're locked into ground hog day.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:04 | 4584991 Independent
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We all know the USA in involved in that Malaysian deal, too many Chinese got killed who knew too much

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:07 | 4585008 dermus
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...what in the world are you talking about? I know I shouldn't ask and just keep walking but my curiosity is outweighing my common sense at this moment.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:08 | 4585069 Independent
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Word has it those Chinese were working on or had stolen info on electronic countermeasures to make ordinary planes stealthy.  Also explain to me how those two navy seals ended up dead, and it was no heroin, there was not struggle, I bet you it was the US govt tying up loose ends like all those navy seals that died in Afghanistan.

Now that I told you the truth I will have to kill you DERMUS.  Or maybe just put you in eternal sleep DORMUS.......hahahah

Whats with all the CIA operative on ZH today voting me down, guys guys... come on now, I have your names on microfiche

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:16 | 4586086 JoBob
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Independent: "Word has it those Chinese were working on or had stolen info..."

"Word has it"? Really?

That's as about as reliable a source you can get!


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 02:10 | 4589025 Independent
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Joey Bob chill dude I dont hate all Jews, just my inlaws and the Jewish/Mafia and Big Rabbi Ovadia Yosef and his followers/admirers, maybe around one or two million. I also dont like Nazis, both varieties including Nuland's type

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:05 | 4584997 zionhead
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Pity the fucking CHINESE sent on a chinese fire-drill all over the INDIAN OCEAN.

Yet all along all witnesses and everybody said the plane went north,

Telling that only the ZIONIST IMMARSAT GROUP said 'go south', but 'stay away from diego garcia'.

The 777 was insure by Kazakhstan, they're probably the only people on earth that give a shit.


It's clear in spite of ALL the FUCKING SHIT FED to the MSM, that PTB know this plane is in the Northern Hemisphere.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:15 | 4585045 Martian Moon
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Get help

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:21 | 4585067 kaiserhoff
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or adjust your meds;)  True for about half of ZH, but well said.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:28 | 4585093 Independent
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I dont need no stinkin neuroleptics.......

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:41 | 4585155 zionhead
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The missing Boeing 777 of Malaysia Airlines and the carrier's liability to the airline passengers were reinsured by Kazakh Insurance Company Eurasia


Truth is stranger than fiction.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:05 | 4585001 jmcadg
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My bad the Iranian/Chechen/Russian/Saudi/AlQueda/CIA ops hadn't turned the transponders off at that point.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:06 | 4585004 papaswamp
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Time vortex....plane just popped back out...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:11 | 4585027 unrulian
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I believe the technical term is temporal anomaly

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:21 | 4585063 Headbanger
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Worm hole...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:00 | 4585221 MontgomeryScott
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The plane was emitting Chronotrons...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:12 | 4585031 NoDebt
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The Philadelphia Experiment

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:14 | 4585037 Dagny Taggart
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:20 | 4585061 skwid vacuous
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:09 | 4585017 lolmao500
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In other plane news...

Malaysian Airlines calls urgent meeting with family members in Beijing

Malaysian PM to give statement in 1 hour

Me thinks they found it.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:13 | 4585038 Smegley Wanxalot
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methinx they are going to offer money to shut them up

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:26 | 4585089 zionhead
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Well in MALAYSIA the police have been been BEATING people in the family's who ask questions, so if the CHINESE have resorted to CASH payments for OMERTA, I guess we can call this 'bath-house barry' progress, I just hope bath-house gets the fucking BILL.

If he had any ball's he would pass the bill on to Cass Sunstein, or Netanyahu.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:57 | 4585203 Smegley Wanxalot
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bath-house has no balls.  The bill will be passed on to main street USA, where it and every other bill gets passed.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:19 | 4585060 zionhead
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They're attempting to interview EVERYBODY that knew anybody on the plane to tie a thread to a common terrorist theme, ...

That's why they're calling in all the family's they're trying to find a common denominator.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:11 | 4585026 Yellowhoard
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Shoot it down just to be safe.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:44 | 4585160 TalkToLind
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:16 | 4585033 skwid vacuous
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hope they don't get mixed up and fly in the wrong direction like that other day...  a few years ago

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:13 | 4585036 Dr. Engali
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I'm feeling scared. I think we need another agency to protect us from stray 777s.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:16 | 4585050 Mrs. Cog
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lol - Please do not feed the meglomaniacs.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:21 | 4585070 Dr. Engali
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Sorry Mrs. C, I don't know what came over me. I must have picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:49 | 4585176 dontgoforit
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Call it "Club 21"!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:52 | 4585076 TalkToLind
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Forget about 777s, the most frightening designer threat to date is Solar Unstablization...and American taxpayers are responsible for it!  Get Al Gore on the phone quick, we need new gubermitt agencies, taxes and regulations to protect us!  Let's get to work on legislation to outlaw these solar flares; and if you want to see what's in the bill, you have to pass it first!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:06 | 4585245 MontgomeryScott
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Team America: World Police!

The IMF (international Mission Force)! (Cue the theme music):

Northcom? Africom? Eurocom? Worldcom? (Oh, wait, that's a telecommunications company)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:18 | 4585301 kurt
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I think this is the start of:


                   War on Scaryness

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:15 | 4585043 Cheyenne
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Another episode of Where's Waldo, the latest western game of charades. Wake me up when it's been 30 days since Flt 370 disappered and we no longer have to endure ludicrous stories like this one (b/c the black box cuts out). The last time I heard such tall MSM tales of vanishing asset, they were attached to a criminal enterprise known as MF Global. The notion of a 777 just up and disappearing strikes me as similarly unbelievable.

Where's 370? Where's 370? Hey, over here! No, there! Like wow, Scooby. ZOIKS!

The better question is when and into the side of what building we'll see the stealth 370 magically "reappear"--and who it'll be blamed on.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:01 | 4585226 magpie
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The betting office says Petrograd or Paris, followed by Tel Aviv and Rome as runners up. Another secret favourite is Istanbul - or the apocalyptic Damascus.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:20 | 4585047 Smegley Wanxalot
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Un-ID'd 777?

Okay, now we need to triple the TSA budget and hire more drooling braindead civil servant assholes to sexually molest more grandmothers and children to keep us safer, and scan our crotches and anuses even deeper.

Plus the NSA will now be installing cameras and sound monitoring in every home or apartment, and we need 100,000 more drones armed with hellfire missiles in the skies over the USA ready to take out anyone who does not goosestep at the command of our DC overlords.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:14 | 4586335 Philalethian
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"Plus the NSA will now be installing cameras and sound monitoring in every home or apartment, and we need 100,000 more drones armed with hellfire missiles in the skies over the USA ready to take out anyone who does not goosestep at the command of our DC overlords."

Oh, that is coming.

Check out this document that just hit the wires.

Can you imagine how stupid it is to be watching this treasonous tyranny forming up to take over America?


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:17 | 4585052 Calculus99
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Drip drip drip.

Keepiong feeding  the sheeple scare stories about non-existant threats via the  compliant MSM.

100% no-risk guarantee there's nothing behind this story. Everyone a winner who's involved apart from the sheeple. 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:18 | 4585059 lolmao500
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And in F-16 news...

missile system targets F-16 near border

Syrian air missile batteries put a Turkish jet conducting a border patrol under a radar lock


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:22 | 4585071 observer007
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MH370 found?

Two separate search planes reported possible sightings of debris in the southern Indian Ocean. Ships are on their way to the locations of the sightings.

Latest News:!q=Malaysia+Airlines&t=text

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:22 | 4585072 zionhead
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I smell a rat, every knows the plane is at 23,000 feet of ocean at the bottom of the INDIAN ocean at 95 south, 45 west, ... right?

Funny black-box finder's only work to a depth of 20,000 feet, ergo this bitch will never be found.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:33 | 4585120 Independent
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Not unless they drag the beep thing locator by a cable that is several thousand feet long

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:38 | 4585146 zionhead
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They're saying the black-box had a battery life of 2 weeks, fuunny cuz it took IMMARSAT 2 weeks to tell bath-house where he left his bar of soap.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:19 | 4585549 Independent
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I agree with you this whole think stinks more than an overflooded outhouse.  Something aint cool here.  The USA very much involved in this crap up to its neck.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:43 | 4586870 are we there yet
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25,000 feet is within the range specification of Mylie Cyrus's tongue with a graple hook piercing.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:22 | 4585073 Confused
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A non-event at the moment. 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:23 | 4585075 Crazed Weevil
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The western leaders meeting in the Hague...this plane didn't fly off course, it's being drawn towards Holland by the gravitational pull of so much retardium being in one place

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:28 | 4585096 Smegley Wanxalot
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Retardium is the one natural resource that is abundantly available everywhere on the planet, but specifically in high grade abundance near national capitals (lending credence to a lot of Ancient Alien theories).

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:06 | 4585754 Emergency Ward
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I would be really bullish on Retardium, but for the glut of that substitute resource found in the same locations: Moronium.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:58 | 4585208 magpie
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I salute you, Sir/Madam.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:24 | 4585078 lolmao500
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Russian troops poised to 'run' into Moldova, Nato commander warns

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:46 | 4585159 Independent
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Trust me the Romanians who make up the majority population of Moldova are better off being part of Russia than with the shithole that Romania has become under the corrupt politicians and EU crap.

Let me tell you the vodka thing is second to the Wine for most Russians, they LOVE Moldovan wine its some of the best wine in the world.  Plus in the days of the USSR one could always find a nice bottle of Moldovan wine at the table on the weekends and for Easter.  Russia without Moldovan wine is incomplete.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:19 | 4585547 shovelhead
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I have you pegged as a Mogan-David 20/20 kind of guy.


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:29 | 4585585 Independent
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I am a bit of a Mad Dog (20oz at 20%) lol Shovelhead.  But I must say I prefer the Moldovan and Crimean wines, L'Chaim to you too buddy, maybe someday ZH will hold the company picnic in Crimea and we can all chill and check out the fine Russian Babes.



Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:53 | 4585079 tony wilson
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the mindless mcdonald chewing masses  need hearding.

do they even know they are eating rubber,human,donkey and horse.

the peeples anger at state needs redirection.

foreigner either arab or russian will do.

hate day returns

listen to camoron sing

this terror must not stand

the wound of this latest horror is so deep

tactical nuclear must be the reply.

the jews must be protected from anothe hollow cause.

hollywood cgi complete

bad script ready

anderson cooper programmed

blue screan green screen perfected

nose intact no break up.

the bbc talk of putin invading moldova fredonia and poland

not just in a bubble but may of gone insane.

the horror the horror

no method

putin gone like that kurtz fella.

bbc says it so it true


enough already

endless never ending

the serial rapists of israel in again for sloppy 50s

then walk away laughing  and curse



1st time in history all israel embassy closed

all staff removed.

batton down the hatches

psy op incoming

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 20:17 | 4588087 Flagit
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1st time in history all israel embassy closed


i wonder exactly where all those are....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:24 | 4585081 jay35
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Great, now some third-rate director will come out with a GHOST PLANE movie and be able to say it's "based on a true story".

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:34 | 4585128 asscannon101
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Maybe it wasn't actually a 777? It may have just been a radar reflection from Obomba's massive fucking ego.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:25 | 4585327 Drifter
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"Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus."  -- K

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:48 | 4585139 zionhead
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Obama ordered new Photo's of Reggie's PENIS, but instead he got these two week old satellite photo's from IMMARSAT.

“But there is still a question of why it took two weeks to get from Inmarsat's calculations on March 9 ? one day after the plane disappeared ? to the corner of the southern Indian Ocean being scoured right now,” the Washington Post added.


Only 50 years ago I was told my GUBMINT could read a condom wrapper on the roof of a HARLEM whorehouse from NSA spy satellites,.. now I'm told it takes the USA to get 2 week turn-around from the sole zio-provider of raw satellite feed?

They're looking for a penis the size of a BOEING-777, in the 1950's they could read text on condom package, in 2014 they can't find a base-ball stadium, ... something is back-ass-wards in the ZIO MSM.

Maybe they were lying then or now?

Is this shit real?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:44 | 4585161 Rising Sun
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just a test run


dutch responded well


good job


nasdaq tanking

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:53 | 4585187 zionhead
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Skilled pilot may have been at helm?

How about a BOEING UN-INTERRUPTIBLE AUTO-PILOT ran by the "Central Service".

There were 3 'central services' in the area that could have taken over flight-control, SINGAPORE, SHANGHAI, or MELBOURNE. You decide who was the skilled pilot operating the plane


Investigators believe someone on the flight shut off the plane’s communications systems. Partial military radar tracking showed it turning west and re-crossing the Malaysian peninsula, apparently under the control of a skilled pilot.

That has led them to focus on hijacking or sabotage, but investigators have not ruled out technical problems. Faint electronic “pings” detected by a commercial satellite suggested it flew for another six hours or so, but could do no better than place its final signal on one of two vast arcs north and south.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:09 | 4585257 blindman
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one plane or two different planes/paths confabulated into one plane

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 09:55 | 4585194 magpie
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I hope the Malaysian knows to handle European weather.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:05 | 4585242 Cacete de Ouro
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It least it wasn't the Swiss Air Force that needed scrambling. They would have been at lunch.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:19 | 4585291 Youri Carma
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AWACS controls the airspace from above, eagels eye radar view so no BS-ing with transpondershaft or anything. AWACS could fly drones of course.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:18 | 4585303 TalkToLind
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I hate to state the obvious, but MH370 might be at Clark Airport in Branson, MO.  Commercial flights often mistake this field for their intended destination.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 10:38 | 4585324 Youri Carma
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And then they spontaniously dicided to make it an extra long vacation with a good long halloween for the home stayers?

Come on guys let's not pick-up our phones and say nothing, pretend we're dead, that will scare the shit out of them.

My best conspiracy bet is still Andaman islands, somtin's fishy about this, donnow how to explain ...  
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 11:07 | 4585468 Joe A
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Why was the Russian GRU so interested what was on MH370?

Btw, pretty bad google translation. 'and they could not connect to the device.' should actually be "and they could not establish communication with the plane".

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:12 | 4585799 7 of 15
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F-16's are so much cheaper than F-35's and they work.  I wonder if the F-35's will be obselete before they actually work?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:56 | 4586001 Matt
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Canada may be pulling out of the F-35 program and buying something that actually exists and is ready for production.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 12:42 | 4585935 q99x2
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I'm in talks this week with the huge pink energizer bunnies here on planet q99x2. They have a fondness for all things lithuum. They even took my pills one day.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:35 | 4586134 Wahooo
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Those two pilots are a couple of real characters. Flying around the world, seeing how many fighter jets they can scramble. Passengers are probably taking bets, I hope they don't run out of booze anytime soon.

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