Ukraine Leader In New Leaked Recording: 8 Million Russians In Ukraine "Must Be Killed With Nuclear Weapons"

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While the NSA is busy justifying its spying of every American its existence thanks to famous Moscow resident Edward Snowden, its Russian counterparts have been busy intercepting even more phone Ukrainian conversations.

After a month ago a leaked phone call between US assistant secretary of state Victoria Nuland and the US envoy to the Ukraine, Geoffrey Pyatt confirmed that it was the US that was pulling the strings in what was about to be a violent coup overthrowing Ukraine's president Yanukovich, "someone" has just leaked another phone conversation, this time between parliamentarian Nestor Shufrych and former PM and ideological leader of the Ukraine "revolution" Yulia Tymoshenko and most probable future president of West Ukraine, in which Tymoshenko is makes the following threats, "It’s going too far! Bugger! We must grab arms and go whack those damn katsaps [a Ukrainian word used to refer to the Russians in a negative tone] together with their leader", "I’ll use all my connections, I’ll raise the whole world – as soon as I’m able to – in order to make sure.. Bugger!.. not even scorched earth won’t remain where Russia stands" although all her empty threats collapse in the last sentence of the phone conversation in which she says, regarding the Crimea annexation, that "we are going to take it to the Hague International Criminal Court." Good luck with that.

But the smoking gun, and where Putin once again shows just how masterful of a chess player he is, is the following statement by Tymoshenko, after asked, rhetorically, by her counterparty, "what should we do now with the 8 million Russians that stayed in Ukraine. They are outcasts"... to which she replies: "They must be killed with nuclear weapons."

Needless to say, that is not how you make Russian friends, or diffuse geopolitical tensions with your superpower neighbor, who just happens to be set on recreating USSR 2.0. Because just like that Putin has his provocation carte blanche, as the second something, anything happens to any ethnic Russian in east Ukraine, Putin can point to precisely this conversation as proof of how Ukraine's "government" feels toward the ethnic minorities in the east, and why "they deserve to be protected" the Russian bearhug. Which has been precisely Putin's plan all along.

It is not surprising that after this recording was leaked, that Tymoshenko admitted the validity of the recording except for this part, because she knows just how greatly it can and will be used against her once Putin decides it is time to expand a little further beyond just Crimea.

Some of the other statements, transcribed by RT, confirming just how powerless Ukraine truly is in this struggle between David backed by the world's most insolvent and natgas hungry countries, and an ascendent Kremlin goliath:

Tymoshenko, who plans to run in Ukraine’s presidential election, expressed confidence that she would have found “a way to zap those assholes [Russia].”


“I’ll use all my connections, I’ll raise the whole world – as soon as I’m able to – in order to make sure.. Bugger!.. not even scorched earth won’t remain where Russia stands,” she promised.


Despite being incapacitated by spinal disc hernia the ex-PM stressed she’s ready to “grab a machine gun, you know what I’m saying, and go shoot this bastard [Putin] in the forehead.”

Full recording below:

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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:51 | 4586201 kliguy38
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FINALLY......some sanity is brought to this.....and I thot they just wanted to divy up some real estate and steal their gold........

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:55 | 4586220 FlipFlop
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Nuke 8 million people, how does that fit with sanity?
I was believing this crisis would go away as all previous cases. But now it seems that the cat has been released.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:56 | 4586227 Almost Solvent
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Good god! Someone please start WW3 already, this is fucking retarded.

(apologies to retards of course)

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:59 | 4586249 Pooper Popper
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No problem Almost,

Im uesd to it!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:06 | 4586292 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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This has to be dumbest lead-in to a major world war... ever.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:10 | 4586308 SamAdams
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Oh Snap!  & Check!  Let's see how Hillary's buddy gets out of this one...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:11 | 4586318 Pladizow
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Hey Obummer, look up ther defenition of Zugzwang, Putin knows!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:14 | 4586338 Fortunate Fool
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Instead of taking at face value whatever BS is sputting out of Putin's PR machine (RT), why don't you guys be a it more skeptical and re-read Vladimir Volkoff and all is work on Soviet's misinformation techniques? Those techniques developed by Putin's former employer, the KGB...

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:19 | 4586365 Pladizow
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Also see Tomas Shulman (AKA Yuri Bezmenov) - A Love Letter To America.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:20 | 4586374 fonestar
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Nuke 8 million Russians?  Well we know who's up for the next Nobel Peace Prize.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:27 | 4586411 Fukushima Sam
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We all know that RT is a Russian propaganda tool, right?

I'll wait to hear some confirmation on this outlandish story.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:31 | 4586426 Pladizow
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From an American propoganda tool?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:33 | 4586447 Fukushima Sam
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:36 | 4586463 Pladizow
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Then from where will you get this confirmation?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:45 | 4586513 Fukushima Sam
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I'll know it when I see it.

What I do know is that you can't target 8 million Russians living in Ukraine with nuclear weapons without also killing the Ukrainians they live among.  And destroying Ukrainian infrastructure. So the statement is either fake or harmless hyperbole.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:46 | 4586533 Pladizow
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So it could come from RT?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:49 | 4586554 Troll Magnet
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That's one hot broad right there.

Kinda feel shamed about our ugly ass FLOTUS.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:34 | 4586739 fonestar
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Yeah, too bad she appears to be another born, bred and groomed puppet for the NWO.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:09 | 4586920 Moustache Rides
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I'm up voting fonestar.. holy crap!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:19 | 4586973 Latina Lover
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At least she is not as ugly as Hillary.  Imagine every morning waking up next to Hillary... who wouldn´t be tempted to push the Red Button and end it all.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:51 | 4587132 James_Cole
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If you like crazy Yulia, you'll love her daughter:

That's the one CNN needs to pull out of the coffin to get joe sixpack America onboard with Ukraine. 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:03 | 4587188 rosiescenario
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....with a daughter like that, mom can't be all bad....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:05 | 4587782 Whoa Dammit
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Tymoshenko is a Psycho Killer. What is wrong with you guys?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 20:13 | 4588060 old naughty
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New cyber chess play...After Vald Z suggested to divide Ukraine along lines of Nazi-Soviet Pact, now "Kill 8 mill".

The badder the better (chess player).


I was thinking they were doing 1-up on another female leader we know so well, silly, no?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:45 | 4588402 Overflow
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90% odds it's fake, ok, (I could do it by myself) but...

that means 10% odds it's true! Amazing... Real Spectra bad girls are even hotter than 007 movies.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 22:21 | 4588578 The Dunce
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OK.  OK.  We get it.  Nukes bad.  Russians good.  Bitches.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:37 | 4588912 Quus Ant
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Mister Kitty, is that you?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:23 | 4588887 dogismycopilot
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I like Ukrainian women more than the next guy, and those two are beautiful (mom not so much now), but the mother is as ruthless and psychotic as any mafia ogliarch - perhaps even more so because of her beauty which has a softening effect on men and allows her to use them as wind-up robots. I would go so far as to say she might even have the ability to hypnotize men. Yeah, beautiful right. Beautiful like the avanlanche that comes of an alpine mountain into a village. 

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:07 | 4587213 Keyser
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She's hot, but like most Slavic women, I would wager that her heart is as cold as the dark side of the moon. 


Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:17 | 4587266 James_Cole
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I would wager that her heart is as cold as the dark side of the moon. 

You say that like it's a bad thing. 
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:44 | 4587696 chumbawamba
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:12 | 4587805 willwork4food
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Rug muncher?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:16 | 4587823 chumbawamba
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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:04 | 4588248 Ranger4564
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Psst.... lesbo.


Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa.... these comments are too funny.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 21:23 | 4588315 Independent
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Tymoshenko has claimed her mother has Ukrainian roots and her father Latvian roots "both for ten generations".  However, her Minister of Communications had in 2005 described her origins as half-Jewish, half-Armenian.

Guess it makes sense she wants to nuke somebody lol just look at how the Palestinians are being treated.  I thought people were supposed to learn from their mistreatment not to repeat it again hmmm.....  Maybe the supposed mistreatment never happened.

I mean if something like that really happened you would really be against it.  No?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 23:20 | 4588750 williambanzai7
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Rug munching must be Ukrainian muff diving while dressed in a hazmat.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:35 | 4588910 MontgomeryScott
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WB7, my friend,

Aquaint yourself (and all of us who don't know) of the physical lay of the land surrounding Chernoybl, and the waters that feed the formerly life-giving waters in to the water reservouirs that feed the good people of Kiev, Ukraine.

'Hazmat' is the new 'CHIC'.

This woman's children were already condemned before she became of age to bear children. She hates those who did this to her region, her family, and her personal body. The people who claim affinity to the destroyer of her region are not responsible for this tragedy; but she bears a grudge, nonetheless. The people who did this are no longer in power, and the political landscape has changed; however, she remembers this and is forced to live this every day, for the rest of her life. Talk about PTSD...

Well, she probably got pissed off, and had a 'knee-jerk' reaction, much like those in Japan would have had, should some American Air Force Bomber flight leader have come over in the 1960's and accused your parents of being 'uncaring' regarding the American/Japanese sympathizers, as they tried to claim total control over the islands. Think 'Okinawa', here.

She must be a lezbian, or a faggot, or a commie, or an imperialist, because she has had experiences that might have effected her reactions in this isolated case; provoked by a polished, connected, and top-level politician who has his background as the head of the GRU (America's version of the CIA).

I'll bet John McCain, and you, put up for debate, might result in a similar 'out-of-context' non-sequitor statement on your part. FUCK MCCAIN!, by the way.

I am surprised by your comment, in that it seems to be beneath you, sir.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 02:33 | 4589052 kareninca
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Wow, I just upvoted Montgomery Scott.  I think my head will explode.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 02:54 | 4589065 TruthInSunshine
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I saw your comment about California - I used to live near you and was active in Baja events.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:12 | 4591930 kareninca
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hi TIS  -  I got your contact request, and typed "yes," because of course I read your posts with great interest (although of course I often completely disagree with parts).  Then I wanted to contact you to say that I then needed to "uncontact," since my husband HATES ZH beyond imagining and would probably go berserk if he thought I had someone at ZH as a contact (I've only had one other contact request in all my ZH time, and I typed "no" then).  But there was no way to send you such a message (the "contact" option didn't work).  So that is why I have unsigned.  I don't know if you have ever been married, but if you have you might understand.  Anyway I would never have been to a Baja event, since I spend all my time sitting around reading and don't go anywhere.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:22 | 4592160 TruthInSunshine
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I totally understand.

I am in Cali nowl and thought that since you were, too, and in financial services I'd say hey, but no prob.

Thanks for the detailed explanation.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 05:34 | 4589176 Headbanger
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I know what you mean... I up-voted both fonerats and Scotty.   Ughhhhhh...

I'm gonna take a hot shower now to decontaminate..

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 03:00 | 4589069 OldPhart
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That's one pecker picker upper....

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:14 | 4587248 TheRedScourge
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I highly doubt anyone wakes up next to Hillary, not with that big a house.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 03:28 | 4589038 zhandax
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Guaranteed no one does it twice, no matter how drunk they get.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:23 | 4586975 A Nanny Moose
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It happens from time-to-time.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:34 | 4587050 BlindMonkey
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fonestar makes sense from time to time.  Too bad 'disabledvet' is on his sleep meds 'cause I am sure he would have all kinds of stupid shit to say about this.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:38 | 4588913 MontgomeryScott
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One good comment in an ocean of shit still smells the same.

Fonestar actually DID make a good comment, Let's hold our breath, and wait for the next one.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:21 | 4586988 A Nanny Moose
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She has the sweet harmless pleading for mercy pewblik personna act down to a science...complete with princess Leia hair do.

Help me Obi Wan!

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:46 | 4587706 chumbawamba
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