Obama Announces New Plan To End NSA Bulk Data Collection - Live Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

The last time Obama announced he would "wind down" the NSA the NSA... got bigger!? Which is why we don't have any hopes whatsoever that this latest appearance by the teleprompted populist in chief, in which he is expected to announce a proposal to end NSA bulk data collection (yeah right), will lead to any deescalation of the centrally-planned, totalitarian state which has all 20th century dictators spinning in their CIA-facilitated graves. We do expect him to issue more warnings, and explain the "costs" to Putin once again, just in case he missed them the last time, before he annexed Crimea...

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onewayticket2's picture

Usually, you take the opposite of what he says if you want to know the outcome.



"affordable" care act

"Fairness" doctrine

and countless others

VD's picture

he is NOT ending shit: he is ENDING TRANSPARENCY as bulk collection goes even more SHADOW (until/if another Snowden revelation exposes it again).



clooney_art's picture

This is kabooki theater by the civilian government.

NSA is a state within a state. They do not listen to civilian leaders. They actually do the reverse, they keep civilians in check.

fonestar's picture

Barry, you're so full of shit.  We know that you don't control anything at the NSA or CIA you pathetic stooge!

fonestar can't even bear listening to this guy.

Manthong's picture

Cool.. I guess that means Bluffdale can be used to store the tens of trillions of (opaque) foreign currency swaps the Fed has been issuing all along and that the water table out there might last a little longer.

JPM Hater001's picture

Someone click these and tell me how many virus there are on the other end please...

Keyser's picture

Nothing happens except a "bad request" message. You can't link to attachments in a web-based email system. 

taoJones's picture

or who shows up at your door...

Keyser's picture

More double-talk from Obama. All he needs to do is to tell the NSA to stop the unlawful monitoring of every man, woman and child on the planet. But of course we know this will never happen. Just more lip-service from the firstblackgayhomophobekenyan POTUS. 

SDShack's picture

You mean 0zer0 could use something like, uh, I don't know... maybe an EXECUTIVE ORDER to stop this? I wonder if 0zer0 has ever done that before?

Crash Overide's picture

Our whole system is a complete lie, everything... do not comply.

CuttingEdge's picture

I say we nuke the Utah site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure...

Apologies in advance to any home-grown peeps in the vicinity (excluding NSA filth, obviously).

Steaming_Wookie_Doo's picture

Bonus points for the "Aliens" reference. Dr. Joseph Farrell suggested that the data collection capacity far exceeds the actual global data production by a rather large magnitude, i.e. some 100 years worth of electronic info. He posits that this collection is a safeguard against a cataclysm or Tower of Babel moment. I suppose that means a safeguard against terrestrial or non-local aggressors, where all that info can be restored (assuming there isn't a great smoking hole where the US used to be).

Chupacabra-322's picture

The Art of Deception: Training for a New Generation of Online Covert Operations


HoofHearted's picture

I have half a mind to tell everyone what I think about this overreaching authoritarian administration, but that NSA guy is looking over my shoulder as I type.

I love Big Brother!

NotApplicable's picture

Bulk = Everyone

Not Bulk = Everyone but DC Politicos

Richard Chesler's picture

Be grateful dear leader can take time off his busy golfing schedule to piss on the constitution.

pods's picture

Of course you will never know if they ended the program that they never admitted to running in the first place.

DIAF asshole.


cougar_w's picture

I was predicting last week that they'll completely de-fund the NSA and dismantle the organization ... just so they can take the entire thing off-budget as a black-op.

The NSA probably is already lobbying for this. Probably, really hard. Obama has no choice whatever, he needs the NSA, they have all the control, but they don't want any more shit from the cyber hippies. And they want no more shit from Snowden either.

When it goes down everyone will cheer, but on that day any hoped freedom from unjust search will have finally died forever.

Yardfarmer's picture

 yeah dick, and just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder http://youtu.be/fVAXqKugXkg

Keyser's picture

That's no woman, THAT'S A MAN BABY!!!


y3maxx's picture

Potus's family consists of four females.

Yardfarmer's picture

three bitches and a half breed mongrel. lol.

Keyser's picture

More like 2 males and 2 adopted girls. Let's see some birth certificates or DNA test on the 2 kids. My wager is that there is no familial history in any of them. 

SDShack's picture

That's why he isn't President 0zer0... he's Pussydent 0zer0.

putaipan's picture

no,no,no. not "ended" .... "privatized". i'm sure we'll all sleep better with that assurance.

Siniverisyys's picture

GUANTANAMO BAY. I believe you Obama.

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Not now Obongo, I'm listening to Live at Pompeii without a trace of irony.  Oh wait, Obama overlayed with A Saucerful of Secrets is some crazy sh!t.

Renewable Life's picture

Do you think, HE still thinks people are listening to his bullshit lies??


End Guantanamo?
End Afganistan?
End the war on phony terror?
End bank bailouts?
No debt ceiling increases?
Affordable Health Care???
100 other things............

The shit is really unreal, when you start listing it! And some people think this motherfucka wasn't a failed Prez?

hookah's picture

I will believe it when they pardon Snowden.

SilverIsKing's picture

If he ever pardons Snowden, that will indicate that Snowden is part of the charade.

Yardfarmer's picture

+1 Tice is the real item. 

pods's picture

That's what I don't get. They both basically said the same thing.

Why is one guy a "hero" and the other a phony, limited hangout, or CIA op?

We get focused on the who when we should be focussing on the what.


cougar_w's picture

People here think Snowden is a thief because he took something without permission.

Yup those ingrained behavioral controls are operating just fine.

pods's picture

I think the real reason why Snowden is dismissed is that if what he released was taken at face value, the facade falls down. It is no longer the Dems, Reps, etc. It is a concentrated effort by the government to gain a window into every aspect of your life in an attempt to control it.

If you admit that, you cannot go back to your old Cog Dis way of living where it is the guy, the party, etc.

That is what makes people disbelieve what he released.

Russ Tice gets a pass because nobody is talking about him, eventhough he talked about the same thing, and earlier.



Renewable Life's picture

Bullshit, Snowden did more fucking damage to this fucking President and Crony Government, then the GOP, Tea Party, the talking heads in radio, and sites like this one, combined x10!!!

The fact you think these motherfucka's are efficient, intelligent, and logistically coordinated enough to pull off a Snowden double op, this big, shows me you've never seen this bitch from the inside! Government on all level and it's employees are the most politically stagnant, slow moving, inefficient, wasteful, clueless, pieces of shit know to man!

Who in government would do something that fucking risky????? FOR WHAT? And more importantly, on who's orders?? Gov employees exist for their own benefit, period, they don't fucking risk pensions, bonuses, raises, advancement in title, retirement, free healthcare, perks, cars, etc etc with operations like fucking Snowden!! Are you serious??

Blood Spattered Banner's picture

Don't be too hard on people suspect of Eddie Snowden.  We live in an up is down and down is up world now.  Assuming everyone is lying is a very prudent approach to current events these days.  We're to the point where throwing the baby out with the bath water makes the most sense.

Having said all of that I think it's possible Snowden is the real deal.  The damage he inflicted on the MIC could never be seen as justified collateral in a larger operation.  However until we hear what he thinks of 9/11 we cannot be sure.

Cacete de Ouro's picture

The only 'bulk data' Barry collects is from Reggie

pupdog1's picture

Backed by the full faith and credit of General Clapper.

Save_America1st's picture

lies...if you hate your NSA you will be forced to keep your NSA.

Just like when he said he wasn't going to sign the NDAA bill, but then went ahead and signed it anyway. 

this is where my 180 degree rule of libiots, regressives, Marxists, and general scumbag traitors comes into good use.  Take whatever the former says and believe the exact 180 degree opposite of it, because that will be closer to the actual truth than anything that comes outta those fuckers lying mouths. 

They're always lying and they always mean the exact opposite of what they say. 

XitSam's picture

It just means they think they have plugged the Snowden loophole. They say they will stop and won't because they think they won't be discovered. Go back to sleep, sheeple, Obama is standing guard over your liberties.

PacOps's picture

I'm a believer.