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Obama Announces New Plan To End NSA Bulk Data Collection - Live Webcast

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The last time Obama announced he would "wind down" the NSA the NSA... got bigger!? Which is why we don't have any hopes whatsoever that this latest appearance by the teleprompted populist in chief, in which he is expected to announce a proposal to end NSA bulk data collection (yeah right), will lead to any deescalation of the centrally-planned, totalitarian state which has all 20th century dictators spinning in their CIA-facilitated graves. We do expect him to issue more warnings, and explain the "costs" to Putin once again, just in case he missed them the last time, before he annexed Crimea...


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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:05 | 4590005 onewayticket2
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Usually, you take the opposite of what he says if you want to know the outcome.



"affordable" care act

"Fairness" doctrine

and countless others

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:07 | 4590014 Dick Gazinia
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And "Michelle is a female"

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:13 | 4590046 VD
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he is NOT ending shit: he is ENDING TRANSPARENCY as bulk collection goes even more SHADOW (until/if another Snowden revelation exposes it again).



Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:15 | 4590057 clooney_art
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This is kabooki theater by the civilian government.

NSA is a state within a state. They do not listen to civilian leaders. They actually do the reverse, they keep civilians in check.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:18 | 4590067 fonestar
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Barry, you're so full of shit.  We know that you don't control anything at the NSA or CIA you pathetic stooge!

fonestar can't even bear listening to this guy.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:23 | 4590103 johnQpublic
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whole lotta nothing

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:34 | 4590157 Manthong
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Cool.. I guess that means Bluffdale can be used to store the tens of trillions of (opaque) foreign currency swaps the Fed has been issuing all along and that the water table out there might last a little longer.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:50 | 4590256 JPM Hater001
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Someone click these and tell me how many virus there are on the other end please...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:54 | 4590280 Keyser
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Nothing happens except a "bad request" message. You can't link to attachments in a web-based email system. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:56 | 4590297 taoJones
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or who shows up at your door...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:51 | 4590263 Keyser
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More double-talk from Obama. All he needs to do is to tell the NSA to stop the unlawful monitoring of every man, woman and child on the planet. But of course we know this will never happen. Just more lip-service from the firstblackgayhomophobekenyan POTUS. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:39 | 4590461 SDShack
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You mean 0zer0 could use something like, uh, I don't know... maybe an EXECUTIVE ORDER to stop this? I wonder if 0zer0 has ever done that before?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:06 | 4590597 Crash Overide
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Our whole system is a complete lie, everything... do not comply.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:47 | 4590237 CuttingEdge
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I say we nuke the Utah site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure...

Apologies in advance to any home-grown peeps in the vicinity (excluding NSA filth, obviously).

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:33 | 4590442 Steaming_Wookie_Doo
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Bonus points for the "Aliens" reference. Dr. Joseph Farrell suggested that the data collection capacity far exceeds the actual global data production by a rather large magnitude, i.e. some 100 years worth of electronic info. He posits that this collection is a safeguard against a cataclysm or Tower of Babel moment. I suppose that means a safeguard against terrestrial or non-local aggressors, where all that info can be restored (assuming there isn't a great smoking hole where the US used to be).

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:49 | 4590244 Chupacabra-322
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The Art of Deception: Training for a New Generation of Online Covert Operations

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:17 | 4590070 HoofHearted
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I have half a mind to tell everyone what I think about this overreaching authoritarian administration, but that NSA guy is looking over my shoulder as I type.

I love Big Brother!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:16 | 4590062 NotApplicable
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Bulk = Everyone

Not Bulk = Everyone but DC Politicos

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:16 | 4590063 Richard Chesler
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Be grateful dear leader can take time off his busy golfing schedule to piss on the constitution.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:15 | 4590059 pods
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Of course you will never know if they ended the program that they never admitted to running in the first place.

DIAF asshole.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:04 | 4590329 cougar_w
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I was predicting last week that they'll completely de-fund the NSA and dismantle the organization ... just so they can take the entire thing off-budget as a black-op.

The NSA probably is already lobbying for this. Probably, really hard. Obama has no choice whatever, he needs the NSA, they have all the control, but they don't want any more shit from the cyber hippies. And they want no more shit from Snowden either.

When it goes down everyone will cheer, but on that day any hoped freedom from unjust search will have finally died forever.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:19 | 4590083 Yardfarmer
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 yeah dick, and just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:56 | 4590296 Keyser
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That's no woman, THAT'S A MAN BABY!!!


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:24 | 4590107 y3maxx
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Potus's family consists of four females.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:27 | 4590123 Yardfarmer
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three bitches and a half breed mongrel. lol.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:59 | 4590305 Keyser
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More like 2 males and 2 adopted girls. Let's see some birth certificates or DNA test on the 2 kids. My wager is that there is no familial history in any of them. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:41 | 4590471 SDShack
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That's why he isn't President 0zer0... he's Pussydent 0zer0.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:58 | 4590303 putaipan
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no,no,no. not "ended" .... "privatized". i'm sure we'll all sleep better with that assurance.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:21 | 4590699 wtf1369
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A female what?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:18 | 4590658 Siniverisyys
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GUANTANAMO BAY. I believe you Obama.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:07 | 4590008 ParkAveFlasher
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Not now Obongo, I'm listening to Live at Pompeii without a trace of irony.  Oh wait, Obama overlayed with A Saucerful of Secrets is some crazy sh!t.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:41 | 4590200 Renewable Life
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Do you think, HE still thinks people are listening to his bullshit lies??


End Guantanamo?
End Afganistan?
End the war on phony terror?
End bank bailouts?
No debt ceiling increases?
Affordable Health Care???
100 other things............

The shit is really unreal, when you start listing it! And some people think this motherfucka wasn't a failed Prez?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:06 | 4590011 hookah
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I will believe it when they pardon Snowden.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:11 | 4590033 SilverIsKing
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If he ever pardons Snowden, that will indicate that Snowden is part of the charade.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:15 | 4590056 Yardfarmer
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snowjob is the NSA's queen's pawn.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:19 | 4590084 pods
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Okay, what about Russ Tice?


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:25 | 4590111 Yardfarmer
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+1 Tice is the real item. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:34 | 4590156 pods
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That's what I don't get. They both basically said the same thing.

Why is one guy a "hero" and the other a phony, limited hangout, or CIA op?

We get focused on the who when we should be focussing on the what.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:10 | 4590345 cougar_w
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People here think Snowden is a thief because he took something without permission.

Yup those ingrained behavioral controls are operating just fine.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:32 | 4590754 pods
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I think the real reason why Snowden is dismissed is that if what he released was taken at face value, the facade falls down. It is no longer the Dems, Reps, etc. It is a concentrated effort by the government to gain a window into every aspect of your life in an attempt to control it.

If you admit that, you cannot go back to your old Cog Dis way of living where it is the guy, the party, etc.

That is what makes people disbelieve what he released.

Russ Tice gets a pass because nobody is talking about him, eventhough he talked about the same thing, and earlier.



Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:54 | 4590288 Renewable Life
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Bullshit, Snowden did more fucking damage to this fucking President and Crony Government, then the GOP, Tea Party, the talking heads in radio, and sites like this one, combined x10!!!

The fact you think these motherfucka's are efficient, intelligent, and logistically coordinated enough to pull off a Snowden double op, this big, shows me you've never seen this bitch from the inside! Government on all level and it's employees are the most politically stagnant, slow moving, inefficient, wasteful, clueless, pieces of shit know to man!

Who in government would do something that fucking risky????? FOR WHAT? And more importantly, on who's orders?? Gov employees exist for their own benefit, period, they don't fucking risk pensions, bonuses, raises, advancement in title, retirement, free healthcare, perks, cars, etc etc with operations like fucking Snowden!! Are you serious??

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:12 | 4590356 cougar_w
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Preach it brah!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:44 | 4590821 Blood Spattered...
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Don't be too hard on people suspect of Eddie Snowden.  We live in an up is down and down is up world now.  Assuming everyone is lying is a very prudent approach to current events these days.  We're to the point where throwing the baby out with the bath water makes the most sense.

Having said all of that I think it's possible Snowden is the real deal.  The damage he inflicted on the MIC could never be seen as justified collateral in a larger operation.  However until we hear what he thinks of 9/11 we cannot be sure.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:07 | 4590015 Cacete de Ouro
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The only 'bulk data' Barry collects is from Reggie

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:08 | 4590018 pupdog1
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Backed by the full faith and credit of General Clapper.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:10 | 4590021 Save_America1st
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lies...if you hate your NSA you will be forced to keep your NSA.

Just like when he said he wasn't going to sign the NDAA bill, but then went ahead and signed it anyway. 

this is where my 180 degree rule of libiots, regressives, Marxists, and general scumbag traitors comes into good use.  Take whatever the former says and believe the exact 180 degree opposite of it, because that will be closer to the actual truth than anything that comes outta those fuckers lying mouths. 

They're always lying and they always mean the exact opposite of what they say. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:13 | 4590044 XitSam
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It just means they think they have plugged the Snowden loophole. They say they will stop and won't because they think they won't be discovered. Go back to sleep, sheeple, Obama is standing guard over your liberties.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:09 | 4590022 PacOps
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I'm a believer.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:10 | 4590029 Ariadne
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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:11 | 4590034 the not so migh...
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a liyin man

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:12 | 4590041 LawsofPhysics
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So, after investing hundreds of billions to build this network, we are not going to use it...



Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:17 | 4590066 NotApplicable
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Yeah, and they shut HAARP down, too!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:58 | 4590553 Ignatius
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He's promising not to come in your mouth and you don't believe him?

I'll remind you, he's the President.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:12 | 4590042 tony wilson
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faulty cia programmed software.

a jason bourne without the biceps or the skillset.

a blackmailed city of london and tel aviv asset.

ladies and gentlemen please stand erect for your

your cum soaked potus.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:15 | 4590055 NYPoke
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Right, the Liar In Chief: we are going to stop doing it.  


Translated: we are going to do it 1000 times more than ever.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:18 | 4590058 JustObserving
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Does anyone believe anything the Nobel Prize winner says?  He lied about sarin use in Syria to almost start a war and has been droning poor people relentlesssly while unapologetically and illegally collecting 3.2 billion pieces of intelligence a day and 5 billion cellphone locations a day:

Pulitzer Prize-winning investigative journalist Seymour Hersh has published an article demonstrating that the US government and President Barack Obama knowingly lied when they claimed that the Syrian government had carried out a sarin gas attack on insurgent-held areas last August.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:18 | 4590075 NotApplicable
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Ummm... nobody cares about any of that stuff.

Because Obama.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:18 | 4590076 Savvy
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Sex... uh, sectorial LMAO!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:18 | 4590077 madcows
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fu asshole.  fing dictator

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:19 | 4590078 Dr. Engali
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All those "reporters" are ready with pen and paper to receive their marching orders. Sir yes sir! We will repeat your words as gospel and will not question their validity. Thank you sir, may we have another?!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:19 | 4590082 Laughinggrizzley
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Must be an election year....

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:20 | 4590086 The Count
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Look, the guy is a puppet. The real string pullers here and abroad (hello UK) have never been elected and are totally unknown to the general public.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:25 | 4590109 samsara
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Thanks The most accurate thing said about Obama (And Bush the Younger, Clinton, .....)

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:22 | 4590405 cougar_w
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What's interesting about this event is that it suggests the string-pullers now have their Plan B in place.

Have we heard anything about Plan B? I don't think we have. Snowden pretty much single handedly nuked the foundations right out from under the NSA, do you suppose the string-pullers will let that happen again to their Plan B? Oh I hardly think so!

So Plan B is out there, but we don't know anything about it and we likely will not know anything ever. I'll predict there won't be any "contractors" working on Plan B. And nobody will enter or leave with a single piece of digital media, no cell phones, no iAnything, no nothing. Or workers will just be kept in dorms for a year at a time. I hope the pay is good.

The NSA (or its Plan B spawn) will never go away, or be limited in any way, ever for evar. At least not until there is a total collapse of the digital highways they are set to cyber-rape from this day unto eternity. Anyone does not understand this reality is really just part of the problem.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:29 | 4590423 The Count
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Its not only the NSA. It is EVERY secret service in the world. They want to know everything and make sure the rest knows nothing. No matter how trivial. Its their modus operandi and you can be sure nobody is going to take this power away from them because they have dirty laundry on every politician. Either you make a deal when you stroll though the park with one of their senior guys or bear the consequences.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:54 | 4590524 cougar_w
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The next President of the United States is already tooled. Pick anyone you want to be president, if they have used the Internet for any reason or ever used a cell phone or used Google, they are already tooled.

Even if they never did anything they would be embarrassed to tell their mother, something can be cooked up that looks legit enough for people to buy it, and they will be tooled.

Today there is somewhere a highschool student getting good grades and having unformed thoughts about changing the world. After a short but intense career of community involvement he or she will someday run for president on a platform of open governement and putting an end to libery-violating domestic spying. But she or he is today using f@cebook and gm@il, snapcha7 and all those free online games. And so is already tooled, up the ass sideways, twice a day. He or she will announce their run for office -- and within the hour get a call from someone they don't know but who wants to talk to them about some things that happened with their friends in the summer of 2014.

Anyone doesn't get this simply does not understand what the NSA is all about. All about all the time every time forever.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:36 | 4590773 samsara
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Exactly right as usual Cougar.   If everything is captured forever,   They have something real or trumped up on anyone they want to..

Good post again.  See my eariler one on Poindexter above.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:20 | 4590087 Savvy
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Some sex.. uh sectorial


Again! LMAO! They really need to take 'sectorial' of the teleprompt.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:20 | 4590089 agstacks
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End bulk collection.

Begin targeted collection of every Human on the planet.

Legal language FTW..




Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:21 | 4590090 q99x2
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Impeach the L-Totus. Lying no good liar I'm not even going to listen because he is lying and if he ain't lying he's lying about it. Rotten no good liar.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:21 | 4590091 SandiaMan
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Fuck Barack Obama

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:23 | 4590095 samsara
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Where was all the outrage in 2002ish? 


U.S. Never Really Ended Creepy “Total Information Awareness” Program

Dr. John Poindexter Bio

2002 -

John Poindexter to Head New Domestic Espionage Office: Is The Government Monitoring Our Every Communication Already?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:27 | 4590125 Blood Spattered...
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Back in 2002 we were all still cowering in fear over smelly brown people with boxcutters.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:39 | 4590130 Cacete de Ouro
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Four Moar years, Four Moar years, Fours Moar years

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:22 | 4590099 LawsofPhysics
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"New options"?!?!?!?


What the fuck?  The fourth amendment is what it is asshat!

Get a fucking warrant motherfucker!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:23 | 4590100 Savvy
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Three words encompass Obama. "Talk is cheap".

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:23 | 4590102 Duc888
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1.  NSA will lie.  Why?   Because Alexander / Clapper have already lied under oath in front of Congress.

2. Obama will lie.  Why?  That's all he knows how to do.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:26 | 4590115 Blood Spattered...
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From Mark McGuire to James Clapper, lying to congress seems to be it's own sport now.  There was a time were people were severely punished for congressional perjury, but that was back when we had a congress that wasn't a bunch of statist fucktards that lie just as much themselves.



Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:22 | 4590404 Ms No
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On the bright side we haven't heard of anybody getting labotomies lately. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:25 | 4590112 Itchy and Scratchy
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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:24 | 4590416 cougar_w
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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:29 | 4590113 Hogdodge
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Anybody besides me wish that Obama would just shut the fuck up. What a prattling asshole he has turned out to be. Bet he didn't talk this much in the Chicago bath house. Hard to talk with your mouth full!!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:30 | 4590433 cougar_w
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Don't fall for the meme.

He should be yacking his head off. The more he talks the more he lies, or the more chances there are to accidentally drop a word of truth. These guys (everyone in DC) are not the smartest bunch of monkeys -- larcenous and sociopathic certainly, but not brilliant by any measure -- you give them enough rope they hang themselves eventually. When they are hiding, silent, in talks, laying low -- what the fuck ever excuse -- they are buying themselves another day to fuck with us.

I say, drag the lying, belly-crawling fuckers out into the light. I want to hear it. All of it. Twice a fucking day. I want to be reminded of how on top of shit they are, how they were aware, how much they were in talks about what to do. All that shit, twice a day.

Rope. For to hang.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:26 | 4590121 q99x2
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To think that people around the world see this Moron up there acting like that knowing that the US has dangerous weapons enough to destroy the planet. What can they think? What kind of future can they believe in?

Oh it is a dark day indeed.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:27 | 4590124 Notsobadwlad
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A, Obomber lies.

B. Obummer is not in charge. He is just a comic money wasting distraction to cover for those who are in charge.

The NSA and their ilk will never be shut down until people refuse to support them in any way, through money, work, resources etc. They need to become so unpopular that people are ashamed to admit that they have anything to do with the NSA, CIA and such. This will be difficult given that their propagandist arms heavily inflence Hollyood and the media and they most likely have dirt on every scumbag politician and banker.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:29 | 4590127 Pee Wee
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Yeah, like I am going to believe the Constitutionally lawless teleprompter of fraud?

The people will listen when dozers raise the datacenters of Fascist ill repute.  Until then, every last mf'ing word is lies.  

The truth is the pitchforks are out while flacid media is clueless, spineless, and without a question for those "in charge."

Snowden scooped the entire world.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:08 | 4590131 Duc888
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3. Create a private corporation to gather all the data that NSA has been gathering.  Then have the private corp sell this info to NSA.  NSA will then analyze this data.  Problem solved.  100% legal.  See how this shell game works?


Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:28 | 4590132 Conax
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Whatever he says, reverse it, and you'll know what will happen.

BTW, auto starting magik kenyan videos is not very nice to those of us that have the sound turned on, man.

That's mean, man, that's just mean. 


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:28 | 4590133 ElvisDog
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Jesus, the members of the press corps look like shit. Get some sleep people.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:28 | 4590135 esum
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teleprompted liar in chief


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:33 | 4590150 SharkBit
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What a piece of shit!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:37 | 4590168 SharkBit
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This piece of shit is simply going to piss Putin off even more.  He is baiting Russia.  A regional power.  Reference to Romney - Russia biggest geopolitical threat etc, etc.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:37 | 4590173 Dr. Engali
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Interesting comment about a nuclear weapon in Manhattan. Be careful Fonz. Zero has your back.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:39 | 4590188 tony wilson
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missed that bit about nukes...

did he say anything about dancing israelis and mossad film crews?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:38 | 4590174 tony wilson
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this dutch guy is a fucking cunt.

another cum drinking gay adoption child rapin faggot

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:40 | 4590196 Itchy and Scratchy
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If u ain't Dutch ain't much!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:45 | 4590202 Hogdodge
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How do you stand there with a straight face and ask some fuckassed forced fed question?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:45 | 4590220 Itchy and Scratchy
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His ears grow when he fibs!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:47 | 4590235 Hogdodge
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Is that why they call him DUMBRO

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:46 | 4590228 ElvisDog
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Look Obama and the rest of the neocons, Russia is not giving back Crimea. There is nothing you can do about it. Just accept that and move on.....

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:46 | 4590230 the grateful un...
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the only data gathering he wants to end is news reporters gathering information about data collection. mass data collection is a fraud, the first time the swat team shows up at some reverends house because the algorithm told them to, the charade will end. you could stop all this if you gave the data providers the right to (or call it the constitutional obligation) to protect the privacy of their customers. in the second instance when it is found out some hackers have stolen information used to access peoples bank accounts from the NSA data sweeps the charade will end. obama knows it will end, like the charade of hope and change. and when the next group of terrorist pull it off using smoke signals, or cb radios, or hand signals, then the charade will end, in the meantime its a cottage industry and good for the economy. as most charades are.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:52 | 4590264 f16hoser
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Little Boy crying WOLF again. We should believe him why???

Nobody gives a shit what you say anymore OBOZZO! Get the fuck out of OUR House!!!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 11:57 | 4590299 Blood Spattered...
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We should all be very worried.  Any time there is the perception of "defense cuts" or "weakening of intelligence", we're given a very potent reminder of why we "need them" by a false flag event. 


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:23 | 4590366 Ms No
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Yeah a cannibalistic Muslim pedophile ring will be found Wednesday thanks to the NSA.  Then we can all sing the praises of the agency who knows the pigment of our buttholes better than we do.  At least I have a reason for bleaching my bum now.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:05 | 4590332 Emergency Ward
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"Using the Constitutional Powers invested in me by the American People, I have ordered all major news outlets to stop using the term 'bulk data collection'.  Loyal American reporters have indicated to My Administration that they are uncomfortable talking about the NSA so my directive will provide them opportunities to report on more important subjects such as how my health insurance plan is really great for both young folks and old insurance companies (cue thundering applause track), what a rat Putin is (cue jeers and a 'you go Barack' chant track), how Iran is lying about 'da bomb' (cue laugh track) and how the Chinese need to be hemmed in by an American military Pacific Pivot.  America can never really cut her defense budget because the world is full of threats (Secret Service tackles and tases an uninvited man in the back with an 'Obama is a wedding bomber' sign). ------- I am open to dialog with that man but now ha, ha, I have a date at the golf links.  God bless America."

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:08 | 4590338 Ms No
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Good news.  Now that they have recorded every conversation you have ever had, videotaped that kinky thing you do with your girlfriend, a list of every person you know, food you eat, how to get in and out of your house, every opinion you have and a pic of your Prince Albert.....No more is necessary.  Step out of line now. We have become politicians now, every one of us blackmail bait.  Too bad they have made people so miserable and it's not the 50s anymore so nobody gives a shit. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:10 | 4590347 Itchy and Scratchy
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Change You Can Believe In!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:15 | 4590364 Real Estate Geek
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A PROPOSAL?  WTF?  As the executive he has the power to stop it immediately--if he wanted to.

What a contemptible man.  In situations in where he has the authority, he refuses to wield it for the good of the people and the nation.  And in situations where he CLEARLY doesn't have the authority, he usurps it via executive order.

The reason that history repeats itself is because human nature does not change.  This country will rue the day that it allowed this unconstitutional treason to occur.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:16 | 4590380 Ms No
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Yep, and Bush could have abolished NAFTA and brought back glass steigal but we know how that works. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:05 | 4590589 Blood Spattered...
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While we're at it, Obummer could have closed down Gitmo too. Being commander in chief and all...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:14 | 4590369 Cornholiovanderbilt
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Hobby Lobby Public Enemy #1

Vlad acting on weakness...

I get it!!!



Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:22 | 4590407 Itchy and Scratchy
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4 More Years!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:44 | 4590484 cougar_w
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Whoever comes after Obama will be exactly like him. Just as Obama was exactly like W.

That is the pattern, the pattern serves the string-pullers, the pattern will never change.

Do you people not get this part? What is wrong with you? Are you all drooling mouth-breathers or something?

You are being played.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:02 | 4590569 Blood Spattered...
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One of my misguided FB friends posted something about how the main argument against Hillary's 2016 presidential run is that she lacks the experience necessary.  I proceeded to say that the biggest problem with Hillary is that she is just as much of a war-mongering neocon like Bush and Obama, and that Hillary's 1st term will equal Bush's 5th term.

One of her idiot friends took issue with me calling Obama a war-monger, and blamed everything on Bush.  After 6+ years?  Really?  There are some seriously deluded people out there.  Anyone who thinks there is a major difference between the farcical two parties we have now deserves the government they get.  Drooling mouth-breathers indeed.



Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:08 | 4590614 Ms No
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If a particular anti-war liberal cannot see through Obama's facade by now there is absolutely no hope for them, I wouldn't waste your breath.  They are too high on Darwins List.  The same goes for the clowns that think the next Republican will save them. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4590633 Blood Spattered...
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That's the worst part, they aren't even anti-war anymore.  When pressed on how Obama's drone program proves he is a war-mongering neocon, this dipshit proceeded to tell me that drones actually save money and lives, because we don't have to send troops or CIA agents in harm's way.  Blood-thirsty fucking liberals these days...

I almost punched my computer monitor when I read that.  Parroting White House talking points?  What a fucking waste...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:27 | 4590424 Chuck Knoblauch
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Pathological liars should just shut up and finish their terms.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:41 | 4590474 cougar_w
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So you would rather they stay in the shadows and never let us watch them lie to our faces?

You seriously misunderstand our own role in bringing them down.

I want to watch them speak the lie. I want to watch them sell out.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:04 | 4590586 Ms No
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Good point.  This one is on a roll, maybe with some luck this one will reveal all.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:40 | 4590466 Itchy and Scratchy
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'Dreams of My Father!'

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:57 | 4590544 rsnoble
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Unless the plan involves dropping a nuke on the NSA headquarters i'm not interested.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 12:58 | 4590550 yogibear
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LOL, Obama ended NASA. He must have been confuse.

Obama is saying pretty please to Putin for a US astronaunt to ride on a Russian rocket  for $71 million.

Obama destroyed researce and development, NASA and soon the military. What side is Obama working for?


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:16 | 4590665 sbenard
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What a Benevolent Dictator he is!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:15 | 4590988 Bagbalm
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Sure they'll stop......wink, wink.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:25 | 4591035 El Vaquero
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<-- Obama is lying

<-- .gov is scared after people in Connecticut refused to register thier "assault" weapons and people openly talking shit about the NSA in their own names online

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