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President Obama Is "More Concerned About A Nuke In Manhattan Than Russia"

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Speaking in Holland, after asking for the world's trust back after being caught red-handed lying about the NSA's spying, President Obama calmly explained to the open-mouthed press conference that he continues to be "more concerned about a nuclear weapon going off in Manhattan that Russia." Sleep well New York...



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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:03 | 4590571 kliguy38
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well I guess that settles that.......time to move out

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:03 | 4590577 Keyser
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Broadcast alert for the next false flag? 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:06 | 4590596 john39
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i know where i would start looking for the weapon:

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4590618 RevRex
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Obama is more concerned about Hobbing Reggie Love's Cob, scoring more blow from Jay-Z, and his next tea time. He just read that shit from a teleprompter. He's here to sell the lies and tell the lies.....

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4590637 Patriot Eke
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"Boy, that escalated quickly."


I wonder what handler told him to respond that way?  Keep the fear domestic, and people think domestically.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:13 | 4590642 The Juggernaut
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The cue to mobilize for the next inside job.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:19 | 4590688 toys for tits
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Reagan's legacy was ending the cold war.

Obama's will be starting it up again.  

Hopefully it only escalates to that.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:29 | 4590735 Manthong
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I know pretty much what president “my muslim faith” is out to do, but I don’t recall anything in the Cloward-Piven strategy that said “revive the nuclear threat”.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:43 | 4590816 Manthong
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A certain Senator could be of more value to his country if he was locked up in the brig..

of the Oriskany.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:52 | 4590872 dontgoforit
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The wheels on the bus go round and round, but this sob is running on cubes!  Scares the shit out of me.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:00 | 4590916 Chupacabra-322
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It's all PsyOp & False Narratives at this point. A dirty nuke implant was put into the subconscious minds of the American people during & right after 911. This Criminal is just bring out to the conscious minds one again.

False Empty threats from the Criminal UNITED STATES, CORP. INC. CEO once again.

It's become one big mind fuck.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:16 | 4590969 TruthInSunshine
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What's an effective tactic to defray scrutiny & anger over the shredding of the American Constitution every minute of every day?

Instill FEAR in the hearts of Americans in the most graphic manner possible.

That, in essence is what this pre-scripted statement was all about.

"If you want Big Brother to keep you safe, you must let us violate your Constitutional RIGHTS daily."

Control Through Fear:

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:35 | 4591081 Spastica Rex
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Fear and desire.

You'll feel better if you go shopping.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:27 | 4591791 zerozulu
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Is he covertly talking about US$?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:52 | 4591890 Firing Pin
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Good advice. I just ran up my charge card shopping. I feel better. Thanks.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:06 | 4592124 Independent
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Maybe the Chinese should be also more concerned about nuclear weapons aboard Boeing airplanes coming out of Muslim countries with CIA ties.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:36 | 4591092 Dr. Richard Head
Dr. Richard Head's picture the same time, no one in the room is buying Barry's bullshit.  Look at the crowd's reaction to Obama's platitudes about the nobel traits of America as it relates to individual liberty, privacy, etc.  -

No one in the room bought his line of smoldering poo.  They apparently need a little MSNBC and CNN to pull them into line with the rest of the sheep.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:09 | 4591255 mc225
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in these parts, there are people who totally believe everything obama says... that is, to the best of their ability given the 'cog-dis'.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:50 | 4591429 eatthebanksters
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Can he really be this stupid?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 20:56 | 4592433 Who was that ma...
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With both hands tied behind his back, his eyes closed, and standing on one leg.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:25 | 4591972 Keyser
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Once they drink the koolaid, they become pod people who are not capable of indepedent thought. Of this I am convinced. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:49 | 4591428 ebworthen
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"Baffle 'em with bullshit" seems to work on American sheeple but not so much outside the U.S.S.A. shearing pen.

Notice he drops the "nuclear bomb in New York" fear mongering as justification for N.S.A. raping the Constitution and the militarization of police forces and Army units deployed domestically; then attempts to end with an abject lie about protecting liberty, rights, privacy, while enforcing the rule-of-law.  Epic fail.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:12 | 4591510 mccvilb
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Not even the golf clap.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 20:21 | 4592334 Ifigenia
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The Czech Parliament did not support the EU move to impose economic sanctions against Russia, the Czech news agency CTK reported.

In Europe, a lot of people think the Vitoria Nulland adventure in Kiev is to control our economy with economic sanctions.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:47 | 4591657 Tom_333
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Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:31 | 4590751 Freddie
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It is ****ing insane because a few months ago it was Syria and another McCain & State Dept terrorists little helper BS. 

Putin parked some Russian ships between the US Navy and Syria and essentially told them to go for it.  Lots of subs from the USSA, Russia and Israel were there along with a Chinese missile cruiser.  Another almost WW3.   McCain is like his evil old man who sold out the USS Liberty. 

McCain loves seeing other people's kids die for his overlords and MIC bosses.  Meanwhile Obam is all coked up or something.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:53 | 4590880 daveO
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IMO, the last 3 Presidents have been coked up. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:00 | 4590904 V in PA
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You take that back. Bush was a drunk. Remember when he fell choking on a pretzel and hit his head? Hah!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:09 | 4590964 bigkahuna
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nope. dont take that back.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:21 | 4591545 Manthong
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I stuck this in the wrong spot above  (hmm.. I recall hearing something like that in the wee hours before) anyway ..

A certain Senator could be of more value to his country if he was locked up in the brig..

of the Oriskany.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:41 | 4590799 Jumbotron
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Reagan did not end SHIT !

We outspent the Russians to an early breakup of the Soviet Empire.  The Cold War has NEVER ended.  It just went underground and smarter.

The best weapon the Russians have ALWAYS had against the West is patience.  And the Chinese are even better at it.  They know the score.  The time of the West is over.  America's time in the sunshine of world domination is over.  The chess pieces are being moved.  The expert players are lining up for checkmate against a checkers player....namely Obama and the West.

But all machinations of all these players will be brought low over the following years...particularly @ 2020 and beyond... as Peak Cheap Energy and the Magical Techno Lifestyle that it has wrought rears it's ugly head for ALL to see.  And still the Russians and the Chinese will be at a better position to get by because they have had thousands of years of deprivation to hone them to make it through lean times.

We here in the West and particularly America are a bunch of fat, tired, pampered narcissists who have little knowledge of hardship. 

I guess the young folks can keep warm by twerking and keep food on the table by selling meth, weed and their bodies.

Good times ahead.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:47 | 4590841 ParkAveFlasher
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That's awesome.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:59 | 4590912 new game
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well said! because o is our elected rep and what does that say about usa?

(never mind if he is a legal citizen or not, but that certainly applies to the rule of law which is all but gone unless you are not in the club)

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:32 | 4592002 Keyser
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I'll accept that Obama was elected fair and square in 2008. I mean really, anyone with a pulse would have beat McCain / Palin. But 2012, no phucking way. Question everything, even the validity of elections. FFS, remember 2000? 


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:53 | 4590879 dontgoforit
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Don't underestimate the American spirit.  We're tougher than that - even now.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:29 | 4591062 Anusocracy
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Don't underestimate American arrogance and stupidity.

The self-reliant individualists that came here first have been replaced by control freaks and piglets sucking at the government teat.

The current population will never ever breed itself into what was lost.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:56 | 4592265 jwoop66
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You can't honestly claim those are exclusively american traits!?   Ha!


europeans, russians, chinese, japanese, africans, south americans, mexicans!?  and you say americans are arrogant and stupid?  


Won't say they're not, but america's biggest downfall is the american elite emulate statist morons and their political and financial systems.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:24 | 4597209 Anusocracy
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They're pretty much universal.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:36 | 4591093 Brit_Abroad
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You forgot the sarc tag ! Right ?

In case you are serious, I would suggest you remember that even those tough Americans have stood by and watched the Bill of Rights and American Constitution get eviscerated before their very eyes.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:48 | 4591660 KickIce
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Take down cell phone communications and 3/4 of teenagers go full comatose within a week.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:10 | 4591506 Rockatanski
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maybe the older half of the of the country. not these young dorks and half the gen x crowed are brain dead.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:35 | 4591079 KickIce
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Reagan made us to powerful and set us up for empire building, whether it was his intention or not.  We now have satan worshipping scumbags in control of the most powerful military on earth.  A strong militaary used for defensive measures is a strong deterrent but used offensively is a whole new ballgame.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:54 | 4591171 Jumbotron
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The Founding least the majority, most of all Jefferson....NEVER, EVER wanted the U.S. to be an empire.

That would only lead us to become just like the tyrannical powers we had previously defeated in the Revolution.

Those that crave empire are pychopaths and have no place being called Americans.....including Reagan and his handlers.

And nothing has changed even with Obama with the exception that empire has nothing to do with Americanism anymore.  It's the International New World Order of Banksters.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:00 | 4591455 thatthingcanfly
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Insert "Lincoln" for "Reagan" and you have a more accurate rendering of U.S. history.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:54 | 4591897 KickIce
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Yeah but the empire was about to fall apart and the industrial revolution was done by much of our own ingenuity and resources.  And yes, Lincoln certainly helped kickoff the industrial revolution with his emphasis on technology during the civil war.  Not his fault America could not handle its own success.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:20 | 4592162 Jumbotron
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But the attainment of empire should never be considered a benchmark of success.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:34 | 4592206 KickIce
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I thought maybe you were reading me wrong, I fully support what the Founders believe and I despise what we've become but that doesn't change the fact that we are an empire.  And yes I realize Reagan had handlers and maybe I should have stated that by winning the cold war we became to powerful and we now have evil people that are abusing that power.  I have always been under the impression that Reagan had decent intentions but the banking cartel knew exactly what it was doing but that's all a matter of opinion.

I see the company flowchart as follows:


Rothschild agents

MIC-Federal Reserve-NSA-CIA

United States

Europeon Union

Other countries with Rothschild CB

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:55 | 4592269 thatthingcanfly
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Kirk, I want to take you seriously. But you need to realize that a secession war is the precise polar opposite of a civil war, absloute power corrupts absolutely, regardless of its possessor, and that Reagan was possibly the best President of the 20th century because he didn't usurp what the neocons wanted him to usurp in the name of American hegemony overseas, ie. empire building.

Also, you need to learn the difference between "to," "too," and "two." You've misused these twice in this thread.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 21:48 | 4592288 KickIce
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Well you've missed my name "two" times and just set up a strawman.  Where did I say Reagan was the best President in the 20th century and for that matter where did i claim he was a great President?  The "deficits don't matter" doctrine that came from his administration have been very destructive.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 21:54 | 4592581 thatthingcanfly
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My apologies for the Star Trek inspired dyslexic moment with your chat handle.

You need to re-read my earlier comment. I did not say YOUR SAID Reagan was a great President. I SAID he was a great President.

I am loathe to strawman arguments. If you think I committed this fallacy, please specify where.

Reagan was not a "deficits don't matter" subscriber. Yeah, the defense budget increased under his term. This does not mean he saw no consequences for this. Volker was his Fed Chairman, FFS.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 04:48 | 4592950 KickIce
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Apologies,my bad on the strawman.  Sleep required.  And yes I realize Volcker was heading the Fed.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 21:57 | 4592593 NickVegas
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It's always red team, blue team, or in this case, yellow team. It's never the International bankers who have taken over North America, and are gutting it right in front of our eyes.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:57 | 4591457 Dinero D. Profit
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Gorbachev ended the cold war.  (Glasnost, Perestroyka, etc.)


Regan had a minor effect.


Both Red and Blue parties were resonspible for massively outspending the Ruskies on defense, weaponry. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:22 | 4590710 RevRex
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I meant to write Jay-ZEE, but not "Tea" I couldn't edit it by the time I reddit it....

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:31 | 4590741 TahoeBilly2012
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Real American's would never live in Manhattan or watch Seinfeld. Losers. For that matter, Yankee's suck. Have a nice day.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:32 | 4590757 Freddie
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What about the Mets and Jets?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:46 | 4591414 Hippocratic Oaf
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Reach in your back pocket and pull out your chaw before I give you some edumacation, comprende?


You have no idea, obviously, on anything NYC or the surrounding area. Let's hope you're joking, because only a scared little bitch like yourself would make such a comment.


Please, tell me, what makes a 'real Amerikan'?


Please, tell me, what makes us 'losers'?


When you log off your free porn and leave your mommies basement and you're ready to be a real man, perhaps you can tell me and my family how we failed you.

Until then, I think you know what you can do.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:59 | 4591463 thatthingcanfly
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You mean to tell me there's free porn on the Internet?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:08 | 4592132 mc225
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you gonna dis seinfeld? that's just a bridge too far there, hombre.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:36 | 4590777 drendebe10
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More lies?  Why would the arrogant, narcissistic, pathological lying, illegal alien kenyan muslim sociopathic ignoramus fudge packer in chief tell us more lies? I thought all it was interested in is its grand imperial golf life style with its wookie at the tax pay ing serfs and peasants expense.  What is the world coming to????

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4590620 SilverIsKing
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Whoa, wait a minute.  Let me get the hell out of here first.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:17 | 4590667 Confused
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Could be why the news has mentioned two occurances of people sneaking into the freedom tower in the last week. 1 16 year old kid (who took photos), and a couple of 20 something base jumpers.

Keep fear level up. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:30 | 4590742 thamnosma
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Freedom tower?  Freedom tower?   There's a joke for you.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:10 | 4591258 Joe A
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The French like to call it the 'French tower'.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:45 | 4591411 oldmanofthesee
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That's my upvote, Joe! I got it.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:50 | 4590855 Cacete de Ouro
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Hold on, if Lloyd Blankfelt or whatever his name is, lives in the House of Outrageous Fortune on CPW in Manhattan (the most expensive apartment property in the world), then don't you think we should warn him about the nuke? /sarc

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:56 | 4590896 daveO
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Don't worry. I'd say he already has the date circled. Also has his LLoyd's o' London policy handy.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:40 | 4591115 MrSteve
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The insurance policies generally have a blanket exclusion for nuclear war, so the premiums paid to Lloyd's are dead money!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:07 | 4590955 BlindMonkey
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No worries Silver.  Barry is just talking down the Manhattan real estate prices.  This is just the next phase of the sanction plans against the Russian oligarchy.  

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4590627 Badabing
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WTFuck, he says some of the stupidest shit!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4590650 McMolotov
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He's just taking a page out of Dick Cheney's Mushroom Cloud Smoking Gun™ playbook.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:34 | 4590765 Bay of Pigs
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There is no question these crazy psychopaths and bloodthirsty pricks would sacrifice an American city like NYC to further their Zionist and NWO agenda.

Prepare accordingly...


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:46 | 4590832 Ignatius
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So you say this might deflate the NYC condo market?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:53 | 4590877 One And Only
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I think he meant it's about to...heat up.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:23 | 4590995 ParkAveFlasher
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"For Lease: 600 Central Park West, 3 bedroom post-war (WWIII, that is) renovated condo, Minimalist design...lots of polished concrete, that glows in places...360 degree views broken up only by denuded rebar...prefurnished with lots of debris for the climate control, it's like the outside comes right through your curtains, of course you would only have curtains if you would be able to stitch together all that hipster denim you can salvage from the piles of corpses right across the way in Central Crater..."

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:17 | 4590998 SteveNYC
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Things are looking up for renters......

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:44 | 4590820 Jumbotron
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What do you mean took a page out of Dick Cheney's playbook?  Hell, that old, evil fuck died a while back and they transferred his brain to some illegal alien Kenyan dude.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:16 | 4590652 lordylord
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I am more concerned about the militarization of police and the increase in the power and control of government than I am about the boogie man (i.e. terrorists).

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:12 | 4590977 Cannon Fodder
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The government is the terrorist...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:28 | 4591588 Perfecthedge
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Actually this is even historically correct.  I am right now reading about the "Golden times" of Pirates and most of these guys where "Privateers" financed and backed up by the British, Spanish and Dutch crown.  They would empty the prisons, finance the tour and even give them a parrot and eye patch for free.

All the fear and criminal activities: sponsored by your friendly government.  This only being one example, go further up and down the history lane and you will find plenty of examples.  I am European, but the 2nd amendment starts to make total sense from this perspective.  What people really made of that is another story, but the original thought is definitely not without merrit.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:18 | 4591001 general ambivalent
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Is that a knife in your hand? Get on the ground...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:12 | 4591929 nc551
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That might be prudent since you are 10x more likely to be killed accidentally by a cop.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:00 | 4591210 rubearish10
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I thought that regional power had the capability to nuke Manhattan??? Dun he?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:15 | 4590659 ParkAveFlasher
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Staten Island is a radium dump, period.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:42 | 4591119 Van Halen
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Does Obama even know he nuked the US economy?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:51 | 4591124 sleigher
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You beat me to it.  Funny how no one would answer any questions about that.  Not the cops not anyone.  Israel has publicly said if they go down the world goes with them.  Forward deployed nukes...

Now why did they close all their embassies again? 


EDIT: How come when I reply to someone it winds up on a separate page and is not related to who I replied to in the first place.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 23:18 | 4592766 15horses1donkey
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That reply issue hasn't happened to me, but I know how hard it is to track replies down the page. Is there some procedure or setting that makes reply tracking easier than scrolling up and down with your finger on the screen?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4590606 Buckaroo Banzai
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LOL the nuke went off already... it's called the "Bill de Blasio" aka the "Warren Wilhelm". Because "Wilhelm" didn't sound diverse enough.

This nuclear weapon is similar to the neutron bomb... the buildings still stand, but begin to deteriorate. It affects white people and black people differently. It makes white people disappear.

It was successfully dropped on Detroit 50 years ago. Unlike a conventional nuclear weapon (see Nagasaki, Hiroshima), the city never recovers.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:45 | 4590828 orangedrinkandchips
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i replaced a "push-o-matic" breaker in my box lately.....MADE IN DETROIT......Had to be the original breaker from 1959!


Collectors piece soon!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:26 | 4591049 booboo
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"Push o matic" Hope the place is well insured and no not against floods.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:43 | 4591127 Van Halen
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Anything with "Made in the USA" will be a collectors' piece soon!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:58 | 4591905 Antarctico
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Anything with "Made in the USA" will be a collectors' piece soon!


Funny thing about that, I picked up an aluminum baking sheet at the local dee-lux stupor-market and it was made in the USA by Nordic Ware. It was quite a bit more expensive than the made in China baking sheets, but where the chi-com sheets were as flimsy as a promise, the Nordic Ware sheet looks heavy duty enough to survive the Apocalypse. It was totally worth the extra cash, plus it was nice to be able to purchase something still made here.

We should start doing more of that, you know, making stuff here like we used to.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 23:20 | 4592772 15horses1donkey
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Not knowing who warren wilhelm is, or bill de blasio for that matter, this post passes me by. Any explantory tips from one of the upvoters?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:38 | 4590782 daveO
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Probably. After all, he said the War on Terror has been won. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:06 | 4590599 freewolf7
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That'll certainly accelerate the dead banker tally.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:11 | 4590628 nuclearsquid
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The important ones will all be invited to a round of golf before zero hour

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4590634 nuclearsquid
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now that I think about it, the blast will probably be low yield, and focused on record (and empty vault) obliteration downtown.  So the real bankers in midtown will probably be safe.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:22 | 4590703 Philalethian
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Fed Reserve: OMG! All our gold got blown up and ther isa no moar!

CRASH, bitches!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:44 | 4590826 CuttingEdge
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They already used that playbook with the $2.3bill vanished gold after the WTC...

Probably do a Goldfinger on Ft Knox and irradiate all that tungsten so it can't be assayed.


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4590638 jaxville
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Don't fret about it. The Mossad is on the case.


Er....on second thought ....

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:19 | 4590683 Stoploss
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Yeah because the Boston thing went off right under the noses of the dogs damn near..  Nothing to fear though..

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:22 | 4590701 Confused
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Well, the NSA stopped recording the calls. We'll never foil the plot now! 



Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:31 | 4590747 dtwn
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Wow, he's kinda looking a bit old and tired.  Good to see the stress of the world turning against him is getting to him.  Perhaps it'll result in an infarct on the golf course. . . . .

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 22:02 | 4592617 NickVegas
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I noticed that too. Thinking evil shit all the time takes it's toll on your body. There is no free ride.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:37 | 4590779 BandGap
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Is it me or does the brown clown looked stoned?

This is part of the plan - chaos and confusion allows for governments to step in.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:59 | 4590914 daveO
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So did the last 2 Prez's.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:22 | 4591558 e_goldstein
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hopium, it's a hell of a drug.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:51 | 4590866 williambanzai7
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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:04 | 4590928 Buckaroo Banzai
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That is fucking epic. Watch out for that 13th hole! I heard Obama lost a couple of balls there.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:44 | 4591131 Everybodys All ...
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You can keep your KGB leadership.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:31 | 4591598 rubiconsolutions
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Cue the Chairman of the Board, 'ol blue eyes himself, Francis Albert Sinatra - "Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today...."

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:31 | 4592201 Buck Johnson
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I got a baaaad feeling about this.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:03 | 4590572 SandiaMan
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Well talked a little too much!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4590641 Cursive
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Are teleprompters not allowed in Europe?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:03 | 4590578 Pairadimes
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Up next: body cavity searches for subway riders.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:55 | 4590888 seek
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Already happening in new mexico, sans subway.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:04 | 4590580 ParkAveFlasher
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I hope this comment has the SOLE EFFECT of evacuating all the Obama supporters from my neighborhood.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:24 | 4590719 Philalethian
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"I hope this comment has the SOLE EFFECT of evacuating all the Obama supporters from my neighborhood."

What, all three and half of them?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:57 | 4590901 dontgoforit
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The man's a freaking dumbass.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:06 | 4590953 ParkAveFlasher
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What keeps me sleeping well at night, is an entire police force of John McClains to protect me, each one of them secure in his expectation of a double-pension.  oh wait

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:04 | 4590583 smlbizman
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he may worry about ny...but im hoping that it is about 100 miles south....

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:04 | 4590584 Rodders75
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Cue sound of red carpet being rolled out at Ukraine's Eastern border...dear oh dear

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:04 | 4590585 PlusTic
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Glad I moved my office across the river...statements like that tend to have a memory

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:07 | 4590608 ParkAveFlasher
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Yes because the fire balls, emp, and shock waves from nuclear explosions don't cross rivers.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:08 | 4590615 PlusTic
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suitcase nuke hsa a small blast radius...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4590625 SilverIsKing
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That's good to know.  Now just tell me where the center will be.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4590632 PlusTic
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33 Liberty St, New York, NY 10045



Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:55 | 4590892 machineh
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If they agree to include 1600 Pa. Ave. Wash DC 20500, then we've got a deal.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:13 | 4590631 ParkAveFlasher
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One can always be hopeful, yes.  Perhaps the would-be terrorists will use one of these appropriately named suitcases:

...yes, it's THAT Halliburton.  And, the store is new...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:36 | 4590736 Dr. Engali
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A fully armed and operational death star doesn't, and neither do fully loaded low flying missing 777s.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:05 | 4590593 Itchy and Scratchy
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Serious idiot!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:35 | 4591082 drendebe10
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fudge packer in chief, non compos mentis...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:05 | 4590594 madbraz
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fica quieto, criolo

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:06 | 4590600 QE49er
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What about our bank accounts getting nuked by taxes and inflation?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:06 | 4590601 RealityCheque
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Spoiler alert for next weeks false flag.

Stupid cunt, ruining the surprise for the rest of us.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:57 | 4590899 machineh
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Yes, this will hurt MSM ratings. What was he thinking?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:07 | 4590602 Son of Captain Nemo
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Well?...  How timely for Israel to get it's embassy and consulates out of "Dodge" before it happens again in the same place twice.
Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:19 | 4590686 McMolotov
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"Will Israel kill US empire this week?"

That's an awesome headline. It's like Soap Opera Digest speculating on who'll be killed off on Days of Our Lives.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:25 | 4590721 Son of Captain Nemo
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Yeah.  Only the probability is very real.

I keep believing they won't take it that far. That the paper derivatives market they created that will continue to destry everything in the financial markets worldwide won't be the reason they "pull the trigger".

Then all you have to do is look at the "cast of characters" and the taxpayers indifference to the rest of the world's suffering at our hands and you have your answer!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:33 | 4590762 Philalethian
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Wanna know what the sad truth is here?

We have to get our truthful news from Iran, and Russia. It sure ares don't come from the zio-media at all.

How farking farked up is that.

Hold on honey, I have to get my daily barf bag of zio-blotz propaganda so I will survive the day. The nightly church TV mind control is on later. Hurry home so we don't miss the subliminal-commercials.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:37 | 4590778 Frostfan1
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What's sad is three people who believe anything written by Iranian PressTV has to say about the US and Israel LOL.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:14 | 4590982 Son of Captain Nemo
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What's sad is three people who believe anything written by Iranian PressTV has to say about the US and Israel LOL.

Thought you were closing down an embassy and consulate or two?...  At this point you guys don't even have time to pick up a newspaper or write on a blog.

Come on now?... You've got a World War to start with yet another "pretext".

You can all celebrate and dance in jubilation after another catch and release operation courtesy of the bought and paid for American government when they send you back to Tel Aviv to make the talkshow round(s) to tell your story again...

Now get back to work!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:16 | 4591760 Seize Mars
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Amazing, ain't it? Just amazing.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 00:06 | 4592829 HardlyZero
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Its the Ultimate Creative Destruction game !   SimCity 2014, it comes complete with a linked real live city to destroy and re-create for hours of linked-in fun for the whole family.  The ultimate simulation and sand box.   It's live !

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:07 | 4590603 JustObserving
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Keep the populace scared so you can take away their freedoms, not that there are many freedoms left in the land of the free:

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

H. L. Mencken

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:28 | 4590733 Son of Captain Nemo
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."..


Tell that to the Afghans, Pakistani, Iraqis, Libyans, Syrians now Ukrainians being decimated by those fake hobgoblins Menkin was alluding too.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:35 | 4590768 Frank N. Beans
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the Ukranians are not being decimated. 

Obviously Mencken was not talking about dictators. They're scary enough.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:30 | 4590740 Frank N. Beans
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good one.  Sign of a weak government especially




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