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President Obama Is "More Concerned About A Nuke In Manhattan Than Russia"

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Speaking in Holland, after asking for the world's trust back after being caught red-handed lying about the NSA's spying, President Obama calmly explained to the open-mouthed press conference that he continues to be "more concerned about a nuclear weapon going off in Manhattan that Russia." Sleep well New York...

 

 

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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:08 | 4590611 Blano
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We're at the point now where more and more flyover country types wouldn't be all that bothered about a Manhatten nuke. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:15 | 4590660 Cursive
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@Blano

I read stories that movie audiences were "cheering" when the aliens blew up Congress in "Independence Day."  I think the majority of America could live without it.  Oh, but the adjustment phase....

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:50 | 4590865 TheMeatTrapper
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Every morning I wake up and check Drudge to see if New York, DC, Chicago and LA got nuked. Every morning is a disappointment. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:06 | 4590952 seek
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They're not just stories. I was at the weekend opening of Independence Day, and not only was there plenty of cheering, some people stood while doing it, i.e. standing ovation.

Remember I.D. opened in 1996, after a string of high visibility government craps on the people ('92 Weaver incident, '93 Waco siege, the '94 assault weapons ban, and general democratic party running amok, and people being highly suspicious of the story behind the OK city bombing.) When the country is pissed off, Washington has few friends.

However NYC isn't Washington, I think you'd find people would be pretty pissed about NYC getting nuked -- while it's a banking center, it's also a cultural center. DC, on the other hand -- you'd have a lot of talking heads trying to fan the flames, but yeah, flyover country isn't going to get as worked up about it as TPTB would hope.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:33 | 4591072 Jugdish
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NYC is a homosexual multicultural cesspit of materialism and slavery.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:28 | 4591585 Herd Redirectio...
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Are you saying "The streets [don't] make you feel brand new"

"The bright lights" don't "inspire you"?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 00:50 | 4592890 mc225
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'all the critics love you in new york'

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:30 | 4590745 NotApplicable
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I'd like to believe that, however, millions of flag-ribbons throughout the "heartland" prove you wrong.

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:40 | 4590795 Blano
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Your point is valid, still those ribbon wearers are waking up (at least some of them).

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:08 | 4590613 ihatecats
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who's pulling his strings?iq of a pump handle

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:08 | 4590616 Seize Mars
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Jesus will somebody arrest this fucking menace?
Christ, are all of our so called " brave men in uniform" fucking brain dead? Don't answer that.

Fucking irresponsible imbecile.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:22 | 4590702 Itchy and Scratchy
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It's not golf season yet ...and he finally has had to work a full week!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:55 | 4590886 Philalethian
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"Christ, are all of our so called " brave men in uniform" fucking brain dead?"

Cluck..cluck...cluck...(sounds of chickens). We only kill brown women, children, and old men that are unarmed and defenseless to forcefully take their countries resources for our corporate masters profits, and gains. Next, we get to go kill our own countrymen and women and children that are as defenseless as the Iraqi and Afghani and Pakistani people were that we raped, and murdered. Been practicing for years for what has long been planned for America. They sleep, we kill for the money-god. Lots of murderous non-lethal toys to roll out to kill with soon. All paid for by those we are going to kill, and murder. We are all slaves for the foreign bankers. Sieg Heil Banksters!

sarc\?/:>I

 

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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:00 | 4591212 Seize Mars
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Yup

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4590621 Theta_Burn
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Obama is looking exhausted.

Every now and then you can see the bad karma taking its toll...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:12 | 4590635 phat ho
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it's not karma. I spent 10 days in Amsterdam before ;-0

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:59 | 4590915 machineh
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Yeah, but you probably were checking out the other gender ...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:17 | 4590674 maskone909
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I agree. He has that bernanke grey'd look. Constant lying takes a toll on your health

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:46 | 4590835 drendebe10
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Good!!!  Hope the fudge packer in chief keeps it up.... 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:53 | 4590874 gruntled
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Eh. His handlers probably finally took off their human masks for him in private.

;-)

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:57 | 4590902 dogismycopilot
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Grey Afro is so 1930s looking. Fucking Oreo.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:01 | 4590923 machineh
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Please ... Oreobama.

R-E-S-P-E-C-K

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:09 | 4590967 Hongcha
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No, he is being made-up to look exhausted.  When Clinton put through the bill re partial birth abortions, upon making the announcement he had big raccoon circles under his eyes as if he had been up praying to the U.S. Gawd all the night long.  These guys do not scratch their ass but for effect.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:09 | 4590622 maskone909
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He will give it some serious consideration while he is on the back 9

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:10 | 4590624 Itchy and Scratchy
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Just not the same without the dunce cap on!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:07 | 4590644 Emergency Ward
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Yesterday his delusional supporters were bragging about how peace-laureate Barack was challenging the MIC.  Today his delusional supporters will crow about how scare-monger Barack is protecting America by drawing a new red line for the terrorists to cross.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:27 | 4590649 Dr. Engali
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I will remind everybody that Bill Ayers of the weather underground believed they would have to kill or reeducate at least 25 million capitalists in order for the populous to accept the new system. http://youtu.be/HWMIwziGrAQ

 

I shared this on another thread. It's goes hand in hand with his off the cuff comment.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/10721186/Merkel-miffed-at-Barack-Obama-and-David-Cameron-nuclear-war-game.html

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:32 | 4590758 NotApplicable
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I'm assuming that "game" was exactly why he made this idiotic comment.

Well, that and the fact he's an idiot.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:06 | 4590942 Confused
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"Mr Obama, who helped plan the game, overrode the moaning. He had Elizabeth Sherwood-Randall, his lead national security adviser on the issue, helpfully by his side."

 

"Leaders had their doubts about participation on their own without their expert civil servants. It was about discussion and problem solving without leaders relying on written statements to read out. At the end the leaders were more enthusiastic," said a spokesman for the summit.

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a complete douche!


Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:33 | 4591074 pain_and_soros
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So the Teleprompter in Chief had no teleprompter or did he rehearse this over & over again beforehand so it looked impromptu & believable to his adoring public?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:44 | 4591403 Confused
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So they wanted other leaders to react without the benefit of counsel, meanwhile he has a sidekick there to help him out. And then to issue a briefing. Hahahahaha. wow. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:15 | 4590980 Philalethian
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Good works, Dr.

About half way into that article a kick in the side of the head said, "Hey, look over there, while we are over here."

Distraction alert!!! (sounds of sirens)

One has to wonder why there is suddenly manifest this attention getting propaganda to ramp up the fear when in truth, the entire country is already being dirty bombed from FUCKUSHIMA! The worst of the radiation sails over onto the east coast in massive amounts. Those people there are the walking dead. Slow bio-accumulation is happening, people are getting sick and dying left and right, and now they blab and banter about a dirty bomb going off on maybe say, "wall street?" What a stupid stupid is scamba!

Slower or faster, death comes for each and every soul on board. There is no escape. Unless fuckushima is stopped cold and fast NOW, the entire world is slowly spinning towards the ELE that everyone seems to want to be so desperately distracted from. It is farking amazing, really. The level of plain old stupidity and IGNORANCE is just sickening. Any third grader that can read and see the tides coming in continues to ignore it. This is just beyond the level of human stupidity.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4590651 SharkBit
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What an idiot!  Naw Russia not an issue.  Back to normal people.  Time to reignite the domestic boogy-man for all Western nations to keep vigilent and keep spending on that non-existent evil-axis sponsored domestic terror threat.  Except of course when NSA/CIA involved.  Cue operation domestic false flag to keep boogy-man alive and well.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:18 | 4590682 yogibear
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LOL, Russia's running the show. Putin knows it. Barry has desroyed NASA and also taking down the military as a jesture of peace.

Besides those 2 things were too expensive. Barry can concentrate on more enttlements.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:26 | 4590727 thamnosma
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Apparently you've forgotten about all the benefits of NASA's muslim outreach program.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:12 | 4590976 DeadFinks
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That Nobel prize thingy makes Barry a jester of peace.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:14 | 4590653 yogibear
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Guess Wall Street may get real hot.

Most countries realize the way to take down the US economically, not militarily.

Let the Federal Reserve and Barry destroy the economy and print infinitely and eventually it blows up. 

The icing on the cake for the US is losing the petro-dollar and reserve currency status.

It can't be far off when Obama's have to ask Putin to fly American astronauts on Russian rockets because NASA doesn't really exist anymore because they were too expensive.

NASA has become a world Social outreach organization now. 

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:15 | 4590655 DIgnified
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Cue Lindsey Graham

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:15 | 4590656 Z_End
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"Miami 2017 (Seen The Lights Go Out On Broadway)" Billy Joel

Seen the lights go out on broadway
I saw the Empire State laid low
And life went on beyond the Palisades
They all bought Cadillacs
And left there long ago
They held a concert out in Brooklyn
To watch the island bridges blow
They turned our power down
And drove us underground
But we went right on with the show

I've seen the lights go out on Broadway
I saw the ruins at my feet
You know we almost didn't notice it
We'd seen it all the time on Forty-second Street
They burned the chuches up in Harlem
Like in the Spanish civil war
The flames were ev'rywhere
But no one really cared
It always burned up there before

I've seen the lights go out on Broadway
I've watched the mighty skyline fall
The boats were waiting at the battery
The union went on strike
They never sailed at all
They sent a carrier out from Norfolk
And picked the Yankees up for free
They said that Queens could stay
They blew the Bronx away
And sank Manhattan out at sea

You know those lights were bright on Broadway
That was so many years ago
Before we all lived here in Florida
Before the Mafia took over Mexico
There are not many who remember
They say a handful still survive
To tell the world about
The way the lights went out
And keep the memory alive

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:15 | 4590657 q99x2
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People are afraid of Washington D.C. globalists not Putin.

Impeach Obama before he nukes us. Recall the whole crooked buch of Washington D.C. traitors..

Lindsey Graham got the copyright on nukes going off in the US.ya idiot president. You would have known that if you weren't out golfing and then lying about your scores to everyone. You are disgusting. Have you no conscience man? How can you face people when everyone with half a brain knows you are a lying scumbag. Do youself a favor and resign

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:19 | 4590689 kenezen
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I have no idea if this is true but, I just got a call from a friend in DC that said the president took 900 people with him to brussels. Three large planes and 40 cars on the tax payers dime!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:00 | 4590918 Bastiat
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Maybe DC is the real target. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:36 | 4590772 NotApplicable
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Why do you act as if these puppets represent anything real?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:22 | 4591014 Philalethian
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Ding...ding...ding!!!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:52 | 4591173 DIgnified
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The solution is quite simple really: http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/54613/just_don_t_look/

 

Stop listtening.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:16 | 4590663 Ness.
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He looks like shit.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:19 | 4590684 1stepcloser
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my shit looks like him!!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:03 | 4590933 machineh
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Especially if you buff it a bit ...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:26 | 4591031 1stepcloser
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you meant warren buffett right...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:22 | 4590708 yogibear
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He should. Barry sold and outsourced the US. Along with Bush. Barry is another empty suit. The US is broke. The Fed's getting nowhere printing.

The Russians and Chinese know they have Obama by the balls.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:48 | 4590847 drendebe10
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Too much time in the bathhouse?   Fudge packer in chief!  All Hail the fudge packer in chief!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:57 | 4590900 Hal n back
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he is just pissed that he could not go on vacation to China with Family.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:16 | 4590664 Unknown Poster
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Did he say "That is why we need to spy on everyone."

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:17 | 4590671 irie1029
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God watching him is so damned sad.  Thinking this country can be duped twice by this imbicile and MSM is really quite depressing.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:09 | 4591504 Clowns on Acid
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The country wasn't duped, the voting machines were.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:17 | 4590672 the not so migh...
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My GOd think of all the dead Democraps and Rupublican bankers!!!!  no more mega fund raisers!!!!

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:38 | 4590781 NotApplicable
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Like they would be in town the day this would happen.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:25 | 4590677 1stepcloser
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my helpful tip of the day..If you see an errant 777 duck and cover 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:30 | 4590739 SgtShaftoe
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I heard the most probable theory about the missing 777 the other day:

The pilot took the passengers hostage and demanded the government release the jailed president.  They didn't, and he crashed the plane into the ocean.  Everyone covers it up to protect the corrupt and buddy-buddy Malasian government. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:11 | 4590972 1stepcloser
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That was dumb..instead of turning off all the comm gear, he should of requested a sat link to CNN HQ..  Gota get ur message out fool

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:45 | 4591412 Bastiat
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I read that too. It was very thorough.  My question is:  where are the communications?  We know Malaysia would have them but under that theory they would hide them.  The US and, i imagine, Russia would have them too as they both likey intercept every signal on earth.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 23:26 | 4592784 SgtShaftoe
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Good point, I don't know. Russia has not disclosed other very volatile things though, so maybe they have other motives.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:18 | 4590679 magpie
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He meant Mainhattan, Frankfurt you yankee rubes /not sarc

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:32 | 4590685 SgtShaftoe
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The only people who would have a positive outcome from a nuke going off in NYC is the US government.  2nd and 3rd order effects from anyone else doing such a thing would far outweigh any possible or potentially perceived benefit (N Korea, China, Russia, etc).  The US is on the verge of collapse, they can just sit and wait. 

On the other hand, the US government doing such a thing can be used as an excuse to do whatever they want.  From the people who brought you death and suffering on a massive scale during 9/11, the US government is here to "protect and serve the shit out of you, by the thousands". 

Psychopaths, the lot of them, and goody, they've got nukes.  Opportunity, motive...  These fucking crazy shitheads have no business with nukes. 

Anyone still left in NYC: If you haven't by now (you're fucking crazy): I would be looking to un-ass that AO NOW!

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:19 | 4590687 moneybots
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I thought he was more worried about climate change.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:23 | 4590713 thamnosma
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Nukes are a climate change vector.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:05 | 4590945 machineh
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Nuclear winter ... stops global warming in its tracks!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:46 | 4591415 detached.amusement
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as does a significant enough drop in the sun's magnetism  (sunspots disappear below threshold flux density)

then, wobble wobble wobble goes the polar vortex

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:31 | 4590750 the not so migh...
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I thought he was more worried about gay pride.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:20 | 4590690 Son of Captain Nemo
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And in other news...  Looks like Erdogan didn't finish the story properly on that F-16 inkident that happened the other day...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eeb_1395755069

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:20 | 4590695 wmbz
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It's plain vomit inducing to listen to this pathetic wimpy ass clown.

Just like Lurch he says nothing of substance but believes he is the smartest person in the room.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:22 | 4590707 thamnosma
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I've become very adept at the mute button over the last 5 years.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:46 | 4590837 daveO
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I've just quit turning on any channel that runs him. That leaves me with the Oldies Channels and Cooking shows. Best way possible to lower blood pressure.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:03 | 4590935 Emergency Ward
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You are finished when Michelle starts turning up on the cooking shows!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:07 | 4590958 machineh
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Don't reject her till you've tried her Idi Amin recipe. Finger-lickin' good!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:59 | 4590906 Hal n back
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remember when we used to cringe when Bush spoke?

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:20 | 4590696 Itchy and Scratchy
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I think he was supposed to say 'Tel Aviv?'

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:22 | 4590706 1stepcloser
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he is like Ron Burgundy..He reads exactly what is on the teleprompter...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:21 | 4590700 thamnosma
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There's also the companion story of Obama and Cameron playing an interactive nuclear war game, dragging a reluctant Angela Merkel into it.   She must really wonder what passes for "leaders" in the UK/USA axis these days.   Overgrown little boys playing with big boy toys is a very very dangerous situation.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:22 | 4590704 buzzsaw99
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our enemies will never nuke d.c. or nyc because they wouldn't want to help us

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:49 | 4590853 daveO
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Well, it'd be a wonderful excuse for the bankers to not disclose the gold still at the NY FED. Or, as a cover, to get gold out of the country. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:22 | 4590705 kenezen
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Is it true that the president took 900 people with him to Brussels on the tax payers dime? WHO WERE THEY?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:29 | 4590734 ParkAveFlasher
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His extended posse of choom wagoneers!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:27 | 4591050 F.A. Hayek
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Various hangers-on and ne'er-do-wells of course.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:23 | 4590711 TrumpXVI
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Stands to reason, after all, Washington DC is a wholly owned subsidiary of Wall Street Inc., NYC.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:25 | 4590725 vanderleun
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I suppose a nuke on DC when he's home is too much to hope for.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:27 | 4590726 socalbeach
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Makes sense to me:

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NYC_nuclear_threat >  0 = Russia_threat

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:28 | 4590732 Bunga Bunga
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So he backpedals and finally accepts the "annexation" of Crimea?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:30 | 4590743 LawsofPhysics
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Allow me to translate...

"You, the average citizen are more of a threat than any of our enemies"

Remember, " When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty"

Any question about where you are now?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:48 | 4591156 agstacks
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excellent..

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:32 | 4590753 no more banksters
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Greece's annual independence day in a capital-fortress

Obama to support Samaras while Athens center was full of police excluded for public

http://failedevolution.blogspot.gr/2014/03/greeces-annual-independence-d...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:35 | 4590771 Blood Spattered...
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The hubris on display is jaw-dropping.  I remember back on NYE back in 2012 CNN reported that a "dirty bomb" threat existed during the celebrations in Times Square.  The attributed this threat to intelligence "chatter".  Needless to say there was no dirty bomb, and CNN never bothered following up to their false claim.

This is doom porn at it's finest.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:41 | 4590804 Petrus Romanus
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Maybe he should be worried: 

http://rense.com/general75/hotspot.htm

 

I know the source sucks, but I remembered reading this at the time. 

Who knows? Could be true, the original article disappeared awfully fast.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:33 | 4591076 Philalethian
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Pondering this yesterday wondering how would a real leader deal with such a situation?

Send in five seal teams from every direction top and bottom included, and hope they do not detonate the bomb there before the teams can arrest them, and stop the explosion of the nuke in the isrealli embassy. Could it be done?

And, just where is Cheny's Minot bomb at anyways?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:41 | 4590805 Tenshin Headache
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He's a different man without the teleprompter.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:17 | 4590994 Dr. Engali
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No he's not. He's still a douche.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:41 | 4590807 NuYawkFrankie
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They hate us for our thin-crusted pizza.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:09 | 4590965 Almost Solvent
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If you can't eat it with only one hand and no utensils, it ain't pizza.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:45 | 4590827 Itchy and Scratchy
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Top two liberal strategies:

Fear & Envy!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:48 | 4590849 STG5IVE
Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:48 | 4590850 trader1
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I'm Afraid of Americans

^^^^good music^^^^

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:49 | 4590858 Smiley
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If you believe anything that idiot says you have gone Full Retard.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:50 | 4590860 Itchy and Scratchy
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Definately a choom flashback!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:54 | 4590882 wonderatitall
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he might be late for t off if that happens

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:56 | 4590887 Cacete de Ouro
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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:56 | 4590894 Cacete de Ouro
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At least the JPM gold vault at 1 Chase Plaza will stay in one piece. David Rockefeller got it designed to stay bolted down to the bedrock in scenarios of nuke attacks

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:57 | 4590903 Maxter
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I have to agree with Barry here.  Does anyone really think Russia will invade US anytime soon?

Most they will do is take eastern/southern Ukraine and call it a day.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:01 | 4590922 Hal n back
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If you give a mouse a cookie....

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:22 | 4591019 pupdog1
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If you teach a mouse to bake cookies...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:03 | 4590929 One And Only
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You need to learn more about Putin.

He is obsessed with returning Russia to its former USSR glory. If you're not quite sure how big the USSR actually was....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Union_of_Soviet_Socialist_Republics_%2...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:06 | 4590948 Maxter
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It was big, but Ukraine is surrounded by NATO countries.  Which mean Russia will never dare to attack them.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia...

 

edit: I didn't junk you btw.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:15 | 4590968 One And Only
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AND thus why what Obama said is absolutely uneducated, juvenile, and outrageous. 

Putin is aligning himself with China and India Vs. the United States and it's broke allies.

If you don't think people like Putin are dangerous may I introduce you to some of history's more notable actors: STALIN, Hitler, Napolean, Mao, Mussolini.

If your worst nightmare is a nuclear bomb going off in NYC you better not piss off the country that has the most nuclear weapons in the world....RUSSIA. AND seeing as Putin is now invading other countries you better be worried about Russia whether they're pissed off at you or not.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:27 | 4591055 therearetoomany...
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Putin's invading other countries, eh?

You must be a fox news watcher.  

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:47 | 4591151 therearetoomany...
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Don't watch TV news...mostly everything from here, and other favorites over the years.  

For the best coverage of what happened, read up on paulcraigroberts.org   Man is a wealth of information.  

 

P.S. - I created and pushed the use of "TeeVee" right here on this very website, and others such as breitbart, yahoo news and any other site that would let me post without registering too much data, though they have it anyway - thank you Mr. Snowden.   I know ALL to well how bad our MSN is and in particular Fox News....misdirection and disinformation for the masses (TM).

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:44 | 4591132 Clowns on Acid
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1 + Only - Putin doesn't have to invade or "bomb" the US.

Obama and his neo Bolshevik handlers have already invaded and bombed the US socio-economically. See 50 Million illegal invaders and the carpet bombing of printed money for the past 4 years. Putin is trying to keep the US from collapsing under its own incompetence with the negro interloper being instructed by the dual passport, neo Bolsheviks.

That is really how dire the situation is. One day in the future, we will wonder how this evil cancered itself so effectively within the system, then remind ourselves that the Lame Stream media was used by the few for their own special brand of evil.    

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 13:58 | 4590905 paint it red ca...
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Obama Is "More Concerned About A Nuke In Manhattan Than Russia"

Does that mean he is confirming one of the 9/11 conspiracy theories????

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:06 | 4590946 Canucklehead
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No... It means that when he's over-nighting it in Manhattan, his partner can really cut one under the sheets... in the middle of the night.  There is no one to call...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:01 | 4590920 Duke Dog
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What better scapegoat could there possibly be to blame the coming colossal implosion of the Greatest Ponzi in World History, said implosion being a 100% guaranfuckingteed probability.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:01 | 4590921 Emergency Ward
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"Good nite moon, Good nite drone, sleep well NYC."

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:04 | 4590926 americanspirit
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I worry more about a nuke in New York than a nuke in DC. And I really dislike New York. In fact, a nuke in DC (with Congress in session, the Cabinet all there, lobbyists offices jammed full, and the First Family in residence) wouldn't be a tragedy at all. But New York - I'm pretty sure I would feel just a twinge of sadness.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:05 | 4590943 El Hosel
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Translation.... Let me remind you why we spy on everybody, if a nuke does blow up in new york it won't be because we were not spending billions of dollars spying on innocent people.... Feel Better Yet?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:06 | 4590950 Esculent 69
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his voice is the "brown note".  Every time i hear it i have to take a shit.  Funny, now that i think about it, every time i see the wookie i also have to take a shit. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:20 | 4591013 pupdog1
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The Wookie makes me feel that I'm not overweight.

Then I go make a sandwich.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:08 | 4590959 Bill of Rights
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More importantly Obama looks like a man scorned and sorry he took the job, just look at him he's done.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:27 | 4591053 drendebe10
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Fat Facking chance but in the mean time, stick a fork in the fudge packer in chief...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:08 | 4590963 NoTTD
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What the hell does he care about what happens in KS?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:11 | 4590973 Cornholiovanderbilt
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From weapons of mass destruction to weapons of mass DISTRACTION.  Gotta love dumbfukistan!!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:15 | 4590983 Ariadne
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What did you think the Sampson Option was? With a healthy load of holocaust bs built in, Manhattan is one of the top 3 targets.

They killed JFK because he wouldn't give them nukes.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:16 | 4590991 Esculent 69
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What's sad is listening to this bafoon who is more concerned about a nuke going off in manhattan than Russia.  Who is going to set off a nuke in NYC?  If Russia is just a regional threat and al qaeda is on the run and defeated, then who could it possibly be that would set off a nuke?????

 Its probably those evil tea party people who are rayciss because they don't like anything this ass napkin is doing to our country.  and as we have seen that any decent of the firtst black president then you are RACIST!

And if a nuke does go off in this country, and i prey that it doesn't, but could they do it in Hollywood instead.  The vile that is perpetuated from that town would not be missed and they could solve our illegal immigration problem.  

Adios amigos!!! Aeyeeeee haaaaaaa

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:46 | 4591148 jomama
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uhh, 'bafoon'...?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:24 | 4591034 therearetoomany...
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interesting the timing of his comments and the 'disappearance' of MH370.  

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:25 | 4591046 Sun and Moon
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So all of our laws and constitution have to be thrown out because there are some really nasty terrorists out there who would like to blow up New York? But didn't Obama save us when he assasinated Osama? Or is the the other way around? It's hard for me to tell one America-hating fanatic from another.

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:26 | 4591048 shovelhead
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"Sorry Europe that we're spying on EVERYONE because we have to keep you safe from a nuke in Manhattan."

 

"On the other hand, we may get you nuked by Russia."

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:38 | 4591064 tony wilson
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Hey manhattan !

here I am 

i call it uranium

bad luck uncle sam.

crawlin down fith avenue

skin burnt off hey look

a dancin mossad jew.

do be do be do.

yer

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:29 | 4591797 Chuck Knoblauch
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I don't think it will be Manhattan, tony.

More like Naval Station Norfolk, Hampton Roads, Virginia. 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:55 | 4591899 tony wilson
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hey chuck

your address are a little to specific for my tastes.

i nsa diss own you i have never met you traded bit coinage with you talked about musslamic law.

i have never been a member of the communist party i have a list of zero hedge names i would be happy to pass on to the fast and the furious pimp guy hole der.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:27 | 4591969 Chuck Knoblauch
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and manhattan isn't specific?

about the same size.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:10 | 4592136 MrButtoMcFarty
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You're not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed eh Tony?

Here's a thought. Shut your stupid fucking piehole once a year.

The silence will be deafening.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:31 | 4591065 Imagery
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Freudian slip.....of course he is more concerned about the peoples of Manhattan than Russia.......or anything else for that matter, including, the wellbeing of the Citizens of these USSA and our Constitutional Protections......and more specifically Wall Street.....as is confirmed by his actions over the course of his presidency.

Roll 'em.......it's the only thing that will stop this insanity.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:33 | 4591071 therearetoomany...
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http://news.yahoo.com/number-people-listed-missing-washington-state-land...

President Obama hates white people. 

                                         ---Kanye

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:33 | 4591077 Captain Nukem
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The ironic thing is that if New York does get nuked, the uranium will probably come from the 20000 centrifuges that Obama is letting his Iranian friends build.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:37 | 4591096 tony wilson
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sorry cunt no disrespect it will not come from iran.

demona israel

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:38 | 4591084 CaptainSpaulding
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Lake George here i come. Do they still have the Mini ha ha?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:40 | 4591114 pupdog1
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He looks and sounds bored to tears with things he doesn't begin to understand.

He can't wait to get back on the links in some place warm and sunny.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:43 | 4591128 Esculent 69
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The look on his face is priceless.  i can imagine the following internal dialogue taking place in his pee brain-

"Do you think i give a shit about this Ukraine thing?  Do you think i care what that means for the rest of the world or the United States for that matter?"  

"Fuck no!  Your killing my high man. Michael..uuuh I mean Michelle wants me to call her tonight and you're really bringing me down. i just want to get back to my room, get a nice rub and tug from reggie before i hit the hey so i can be well rested to hit the links tomorrow.  Can"t you see i have priorities?  Man you're killing my high."  

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:45 | 4591137 pashley1411
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beyond parody.    waaayyyyy beyond parody.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:30 | 4591704 HardlyZero
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word is...

to save a few hundred million the Tomahawk and Hellfire missiles are being cancelled next or two years from now.

How will naval attacks or any attack be made in a conventional manner ?  What's left but big-uns ?

They used over 200 conventionally armed Tomohawks in many recent wars...so they will all be gone by 2018 (at latest).

Not warmonger...but realist...what is goin' on ???? 

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