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President Obama Is "More Concerned About A Nuke In Manhattan Than Russia"

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Speaking in Holland, after asking for the world's trust back after being caught red-handed lying about the NSA's spying, President Obama calmly explained to the open-mouthed press conference that he continues to be "more concerned about a nuclear weapon going off in Manhattan that Russia." Sleep well New York...

 

 

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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:46 | 4591138 pashley1411
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dblpst

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 14:54 | 4591186 kurzdump
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Obama is a pitiful idiot, thats probably his only option to avoid false flag attacks happening. Would be kinda stupid if it comes true anyway.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:00 | 4591214 sessinpo
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Obama is the nuke that was set off in the US

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:07 | 4591244 Quinvarius
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How about Russia launching a nuke into Manhattan becasue you won't stop egging them on?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:08 | 4591245 Quinvarius
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double post

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:08 | 4591247 jomama
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and here i didn't realize that a nuke going off in manhattan was really a threat?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:09 | 4591251 buzzsaw99
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THE UKENAY IS IN THE IEFCASEBRAY

THE UKENAY IS IN THE IEFCASEBRAY

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:14 | 4591272 overexposed
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A nuke going off in New York is pretty much a certainty at this point, thanks to innovations like this little fellow here, sure to be deployed by North Korea any year now: http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/04/26/us-russia-weapon-idUSTRE63P2XB20100426

Of course, this isn't a new concept - Joel Rosenberg has been writing about this exact scenario (the resurrection of the Russian empire, and a decapitation strike against America) for years - This book describes exactly how it's going to look: http://amzn.to/1dKWNsF

With many thanks to our Nobel Peace Prize winning president for making the uncertainty of war more certain by the day!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:28 | 4591586 yogibear
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FFrom the Back Cover The stage is set for war.
  • Oil prices are surging to record highs.
  • A new dictator is rising in Iraq.
  • China is threatening Taiwan.
  • North Korean forces are ready to strike south.
  • Israel is feverishly trying to complete the Third Temple.
Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:16 | 4591278 muleskinner
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Doesn't New York City have a population of 500,000 people of Chinese descent?

Then all of the people who are of the Jewish faith living in New York City.  

It is a direct threat and an anti-semitic comment along with tacitly fomenting discord across the universe.

O'bama hates the chinks and the jews more than the Irish and he is half Irish. Micks and Spicks and kikes and dumbass Dagos had better leave Manhattan.

President Obama wouldn't dare you the words Moscow and nuke in the same sentence.

Don't worry, be happy.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:18 | 4591288 Blood Spattered...
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Maybe try breaking your pills in half next time?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:19 | 4591293 kurzdump
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That would be another "6 million jews" suffering.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:29 | 4591337 crzyhun
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Mr MerkIn MuFfley is more on the ball!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:33 | 4591351 Joe A
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If I was in Manhattan I'd be worried now too!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:11 | 4591738 Duke Dog
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Shissssss. - don't tell 'em.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:39 | 4591377 kchrisc
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I've said it before and I will say it again: If you live in a major American city--MOVE!!!

If you have a business located in a major American city---MOVE IT!!!

 

"Further, the process of transformation, even if it brings revolutionary change, is likely to be a long one, absent some catastrophic and catalyzing event––like a new Pearl Harbor"

New Hiroshima?! Anyone?!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 15:59 | 4591464 esum
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is fuck face referring to the nukes that were moved from texas without proper paperwork to charleston.... and where are they now???  

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:00 | 4591469 esum
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is that why the pos leaves the border like a sieve allowing thousands of middleeastern ragheads into the country... nov repubs take the senate.... dec impeach shit for brains

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:09 | 4591733 Duke Dog
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As a true conservative speaking, you must be one of the most ignorant sluts on the planet. Why would Bush not have sealed that fucking border within 6 months after 9/11 - he had a fucking 90% of the population in agreement.

I couldn't be done because of the estimted $7B cost, LMFAO.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:11 | 4591509 greggh99
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"more concerned about a nuclear weapon going off in Manhattan that Russia."

Can't someone from ZH change that to than? The spelling and grammar mistakes are becoming embarrassing.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:14 | 4591521 kellycriterion
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The Old Lefties have demonstrated the ability to incorporate any event into their fantasies, with the exception of Obama.

Nothing he's done really fits. Now you might argue the stimulus quid pro quo kickback played according to script. But such blatant corruption isn't really what you want in your play. People might get the wrong idea about democratic socialism.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:17 | 4591536 Uncle Remus
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Bet they think twice about letting dipstick have a sneak-peek at the script again.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:18 | 4591763 One of We
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I'm sure it's just a coincidence that Barry, the first linebacker, and the kiddos are all out of the country.....

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:22 | 4591556 yogibear
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Sounds like he's warning of it. Intelligence or chatter?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:29 | 4591592 Nue
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Obamacare going bad must distract. NUKES! NUKES EVERYWHERE!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:33 | 4591602 shermacman
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"If you like your New York, you can keep your New York!"

B.O.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 16:46 | 4591650 FeralSerf
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20 megatons will get rid of a lot of incriminating evidence and witnesses.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:28 | 4591794 Aussie V
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Well, all I know is that Obama went to "some" meeting "somewhere" recently man, like within a month or two and, some big mouthed Admiral told him "somethin" about a Nuke being blown up in New York.

All I know is Barry hasn't been able to sleep much since then and, he hasn't been going to any meetings since that Admiral guy told him that story. A week ago!? nar, maybe a fortnight but, it was a definitely an Admiral because Barry was SO wanting to put on the pretty uniform with all the gold braid and spangly stars and stuff. Plus, white is really Barry's colour, it makes him look like he has such a tan.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:37 | 4591811 Chuck Knoblauch
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Fleet Week New York 2014

As seen in our May 2014 Calendar

Date: May 21st - May 28th Company: Navy Office of Information Telephone: (212) 784-0130 Web site: www.fleetweeknewyork.com

 

Weeklong event honoring the US’s maritime heritage. More than 20 vessels from the US Navy, the US Coast Guard, international navies and the Military Sealife Command take part, sailing up the Hudson River from the Verrazano-Narrows Bridge. Numerous demonstrations throughout the week, including ship tours, flyover, Marine Corps martial arts displays, parachute jump teams, equipment displays, Coast Guard drug dog exhibits and more. More that 10,000 sailors, Marines and soldiers participate.

 

WILL ISRAEL BE PARTICIPATING IN FLEET WEEK?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:50 | 4591826 HardlyZero
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Sure "FAIL-SAFE"...uhh feel safe.   Google it.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:44 | 4591858 yellowsub
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It's been predicted by folding one of the new bills a missle attack in Manhattan.  

Could Obama be foretelling of events to come?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:50 | 4591884 Dickweed Wang
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What good are nukes if you can't use 'em?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:57 | 4591903 Chuck Knoblauch
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1+4+8=13

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:19 | 4591952 Chuck Knoblauch
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Israeli diplomats on strike around the world? What are those little shits up to?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:49 | 4592060 esum
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. "A trained ape" could do a better job..........and that's not RACIST...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:59 | 4592095 Chuck Knoblauch
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Does Larry Silverstein have anything insured in Manhattan?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:01 | 4592110 MrButtoMcFarty
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This negro be craaazzzyyy!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:02 | 4592118 The Fonz...befo...
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He might as well have said I am more focused on guarding the moon from external threats than Crimea...either way its a cop out and you're not doing your fucking job

This admin runs the White House as if it was old city hall in Chicago, full of grift, patronage, cronyism, corruption...so out of their depths in foreign policy....so unsophisticated hey no nukes went off manhattan so we are doing something right....

Just like the economy, no recovery, no real traction on growth but hey STAWK MARKET UP y'all we are doing something right...

Such a con artist...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 20:12 | 4592308 Bennie Noakes
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So is he saying "A nuke in Manhattan is worth two in Russia"?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 20:29 | 4592358 Judge Crater
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Obama should be more worried about the Indian Point nuclear reactor plant going offline.  Without Indian Point electricity, New York City will have rolling blackouts and 8% voltage reductions on hot summer days.  And, in short order, plenty of burnt out elevator hoist motors.  

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 20:45 | 4592394 marcusfenix
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I suppose it's overstating the obvious but...

Russia just so happens to be one of the few, perhaps the only other country on the planet that could deliver a nuke to Manhattan.

the only country that could do it without Washington's knowledge and prior approval that is.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 21:46 | 4592558 Dickweed Wang
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. . .  the only country that could do it without Washington's knowledge and prior approval that is.

You forgot our little friends in the middle east (you know, those "stiff neck" people) . . . . I would put my money on their popping off a nuke in Neu Yok before the Russians any day.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 20:46 | 4592399 Who was that ma...
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Yeah.  He talks about a nuke going off in Manhattan like that's a bad thing.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 00:54 | 4592895 15horses1donkey
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Perspective from an Australian:

Obama has no choice. He is a leader and has to accept a leaders set of responsibilities. Now, when he mentions this - a nuke - what he is really saying is:

I couldn't stop 911. I wasn't in power. I understand it was unjust. I am concerned that the same people that did this will escalate and carry out other attacks at any time, regardless of who is in power. And I am mostly concerned of an attack while I am in power, and while it is my responsiblity.

And there you have it. Obama himself, if he was in power, probably couldn't stop 911. I don't wish that on anyone, not even those in DC or here in Australia, Canberra. We in Cairns soon host the G20 finance ministers summit, and I wouldn't wish a 911 style attack on them either. And I believe, neither would Obama. So give the man a fucking break, cut some slack, let him be for a minute. I'll bet none of the assholes who denigrate him constantly have any clue as to what sort of workload he has, that which can't be delegated. Nor do they have a clue as to what sort of stress delegation of his workload causes. I for one, want to see him on the golf course more often. It might suggest we can relax and sun ourselves on the beach with a cocktail. 

ps: I understand that 911 was the controlled demolition of three buildings, and more, and Obama would know this as well, even if he can't discuss it or admit it.

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 02:13 | 4592970 zerohedgejjxxzz12
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One must dislike the US very much to plan an attack of that magnitude, but what did the US ever do to anyone?

Hmm, let us not count the events, it will be a very long list.

Is this another scare tactic,  Oh what freedoms are they wanting to take away this time.

Sleep tight New Yorkers

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 05:00 | 4593063 Midnight Rider
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There he goes again always worrying about his best buds on Wall Street. You'd think he'd be more worried about a nuke going off in Washington.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 05:49 | 4593075 dogismycopilot
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hmm Obama seems to be taking us into a world of shit. 

hmm. Financial Times 'Obama, says Russia "regional power".

Hmm, Obama is trying to take guns, cram obamacare down throats, and kill US economy.

 

fuck. could be worse. could have assets / property in New York City.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 06:37 | 4593091 Xandrino
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Fuck Obama and the whole nuclear summit!! It's all a bunch of bullshit. Half of the country closed down for this piece of shit loser who can't even add up 2+2.

Great opening speech by the Dutch Prime Minister Mark "the bitch" Rutte urging for a world order.

The one time a nuke in The Hague would have been usefull...

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 07:35 | 4593136 dogismycopilot
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someone needs to cut this mofo some slack. brother gettin' bitch slapped left and right.

"The spat with Qatar started a couple of weeks ago at a Gulf Cooperation Council foreign ministers? meeting held in Riyadh. Saudi Foreign Minister Saud bin Faisal declared that Qatar needed to shut down the television station Al-Jazeera, the Brookings Doha Center and the Rand Qatar Policy Institute if the emirate did not wish to be punished. 

The punishment was not specified, although the media has reported that Saudi Arabia has threatened a sea blockade of Qatar, although shutting down its land border would be considerably more effective. ...The demand for Qatar to shut down the branches of the two American think tanks is intended to embarrass President Barack Obama who is scheduled to visit Riyadh later this month. The Saudi monarchy has been upset with the U.S. position on Iran and with its lack of involvement in resolving the Syrian civil war, both of which are considered threats to the Sunni-dominated state. 

 

(Source Middle East Oil Gas Monitor)

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