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The Three Stooges Debunk myRA

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Submitted by Dennis Miller via Casey Research,

A little skit ran through my head the other day…

The house lights dimmed and the bright American flag glistened in the background. The crowd hushed as a tall man in a strange costume strode confidently onto the stage. 

Curly turned to Larry and Moe and exclaimed, "Oh my, that's our favorite—Uncle Sam, our boyhood hero." Moe put his finger to his lips as if to say "Shhh!"

Uncle Sam rapped the microphone with his fingernail and the sound echoed throughout the hall. He then bellowed out, "Hello, my fellow Americans!" and the crowd cheered wildly.

He continued, "Today I want to announce the deal of a lifetime. We all know that IRAs and 401(k)s are tools greedy rich people use to save for retirement. I'm here to announce a new retirement program for everyday, ordinary people. Everyone should have the right to retire safely and with dignity, and that is what we are going to do for you."

Uncle Sam paused until the applause died down.

"Today we have introduced a new retirement program called myRA. It's pretty simple. Your employer can withdraw as little as $5 from your paycheck, and it will be invested in a new government bond that will earn the same variable-rate interest as those available through the government Thrift Saving Plan Government Securities Investment Fund (G fund). If you change jobs, it is totally portable. You can take it with you.

"While the final details are still being worked out, you can invest your money into safe, interest-bearing bonds and let it grow tax free. And the best part is: when you take your distribution out, you don't have to pay taxes on it either. 

"So, there you have it! You can have money taken out of your paycheck in small amounts. It will be invested in variable-interest government bonds paying a good return, and it will be there for your retirement along with Social Security, TAX FREE! Don't ever say Uncle Sam isn't looking out for you. 

"I know everyone is anxious to get started, but I will answer some questions now. Please raise your hand."

Curly raised his hand and Uncle Sam pointed in his direction. "You, baldy, what's your question?"

Curly cleared his throat and asked, "It looks to me like the government is acting like an insurance company. We give you our money and you look after it for our retirement. Is that correct?" 

"Exactly right," Uncle Sam responded. "Who else can keep money as safe as the US government?"

Curly, Larry, and Moe looked at each other quizzically. 

Moe raised his hand. Uncle Sam spotted him and said, "You, mop head, what is your question?"

Moe said, "The national debt clock shows the government already has over $128 trillion in unfunded promises to others. How will our money be invested? Will it be used to make good on promises already made to other people?"

Uncle Sam paused for a moment and said, "Those details will be worked out. While that may happen, younger people will take part in this program too, so they will help pay for your retirement when the time comes."

Moe could barely contain himself. "Isn't that a Ponzi scheme? I thought they were illegal?"

Uncle Sam paused and said, "Ponzi schemes are illegal, unless they are run by the government. What's your problem? I mean, come on! Doesn't everyone trust the government?"

51% of the audience cheered wildly while the other 49% remained silent.

Larry, not wanting to be outdone by his friends, raised his hand.

"You, half-bald mop-head, what's on your mind?"

Larry replied, "I have a two-part question. Why not use a Roth IRA instead? Aren't they available to everyone? Also, can't all self-directed retirement plans invest in government bonds now if they want to?"

Uncle Sam's face grew red as he responded, "Obviously, you don't get it. Nothing is safer than a retirement program totally invested with the government. You earn a decent yield without any worry."

Larry shouted, "Wait a minute! The government has already made over $128 trillion in promises it cannot keep. Now you want us to invest our money with you, at an interest rate that you control? What's the catch?"

Uncle Sam's face grew bright red as he exclaimed, "Everyone knows the government can do a better job of looking after your money than you can. You guys are just a bunch of stooges. This program is so good, but you dummies are too stupid to see that!"

Curly turned to Larry and Moe and said, "When Uncle Sam calls it an myRA he is right. 'My' means it is his. We may be dumb, but we are not that stupid. This is a terrible idea. They are just trying to grab our money so they can keep buying votes in the next election. I am not touching it."

"I heard that!" Uncle Sam screamed. "You are the kind of people who have torn America apart—greedy, selfish, and without compassion for the little guy. Audience, you heard them. Don't you agree?"

51% jumped to their feet screaming wildly while the other 49% sat silent. Once the noise died down, Larry uttered through the microphone, "It sounds to me like another money grab. We might be better off just leaving the country."

Uncle Sam realized this was an argument he had to win. "Look, you un-American radicals! We don't want your kind in this country. Those values have no place in a modern society. Go ahead! Get the hell out of here! Just leave your money behind. Audience, don't you agree it is time to tell those greedy buggers to hit the road? If they don't want to share, let them go elsewhere. I am sick of their selfish ways."

Again, 51% jumped to their feet screaming wildly, glaring at Larry, Curly, and Moe. The screaming would not stop. 49% quietly headed to the exits with the three stooges leading the way. Moe, speaking in almost a whisper, commented, "It seems the real stooges are the ones who fall for the scheme." The 49% nodded their heads in silent agreement.

Personally, I am a registered independent and have been for over 50 years. Both political parties have pushed the government to make $128 trillion worth of promises—with our money—that it cannot afford to pay. What a terrible burden to place on future generations!

Our national debt clock shows government liabilities of $1.1 million per taxpayer. They spend our money to buy votes to stay in power. The system is beyond repair.

Humor is a good outlet to help work through issues that might otherwise drive my blood pressure—and yours—to an all-time high. Here's the scary part we cannot laugh away: myRAs are real.

My advice: Just say no to myRA and open up a Roth IRA instead. You receive the same tax benefits but more options to invest your money ahead of inflation so you can actually enjoy retirement. Snake oil is snake oil, no matter how you try to package it.

As a person who has spent the last several years trying to help people understand investing so they may retire comfortably, I become more frustrated with the government every day. No one needs a myRA when they can invest in a Roth IRA with the same benefits but greater flexibility.

There are many ways for folks to save for retirement without turning to the government. After all, most realize it isn’t prudent to seek financial help from the most broke person (or entity, in this case) around. My weekly column, Miller’s Money Weekly, offers insights into alternative ways to protect and build your nest egg. Best of all, it’s free. Sign up today to receive articles like the one you just read and other actionable advice.

 

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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:04 | 4591716 camaro68ss
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luk, luk luk luk luk

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:14 | 4591749 RevRex
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So Obama lied? Has Obama ever NOT lied? I must have missed that time.

 

It's sad, but America elects  Presidents based on who can best look them in the eye and tell them that shit tastes like Ice  Cream

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:25 | 4591787 Winston Churchill
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The ear of corn are marshmallows don't you know ?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:47 | 4591875 Boris Alatovkrap
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Q: How are you know when Obama is tell lie?

A: Lips are move.

Q: How are you know when Obama is tell truth?

A: Boris is not know because is never yet happening!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:42 | 4592233 SafelyGraze
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"Personally, I am a registered independent"

as long as you are registered and in our database, we are satisfied

you can register with the independent party, the libertarian party, the upstart party .. whatever

just be sure to register so that you can indicate your affiliation with *some* party

hugs,
mister tweed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boss_Tweed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Table_of_political_parties_in_Europe_by_pan...

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 22:33 | 4592680 acetinker
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Boris!  Good to hear from you.  Was afraid you may have been snipered on the Maidan.  Didn't think you'd fall for that shit, but you never know.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 23:00 | 4592735 666
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Will Warren Buffet invest in MyRA so he can live comfortably in his retirement? Or how about Congress and Obummer?

'Nuff said.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 23:40 | 4592801 acetinker
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Those who make the rules, are not required to follow the rules.  Same as it ever was.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:44 | 4591859 AZLagun
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Is this a "two Girls One Cup" reference?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:40 | 4592031 drendebe10
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Does anyone think that this MyRA thing is the first step for them there gummint crooks to confiscate everyone's IRA and 401-Ks????  Naaah... never happen... impossible...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:35 | 4591818 Mr Pink
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True story, but was this written by Dennis " My head is so far up the Republican's ass that I would have been praising Myra if it was Romney's idea" Miller?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:17 | 4591948 BigJim
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No.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:26 | 4591975 Mr Pink
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Different Dennis Miller?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:00 | 4592101 Mr Pink
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I guess the left vs right psyop is working great on zerohedgers

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:46 | 4592237 nmewn
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Pinks, I like ya man...and thats my numero uno greenie on ya

But this is what "we" see. Its FDR, giving a speech in Madison Square Garden in 1936...

"They imply to him that he pays all the cost of both forms of insurance. They carefully conceal from him the fact that for every dollar put up by him his employer puts up three dollars three for one. And that omission is deceit.

But they are guilty of more than deceit. When they imply that >the reserves thus created< against both these policies will be stolen by some future Congress, diverted to some wholly foreign purpose, they attack the integrity and honor of American Government itself. Those who suggest that, are already aliens to the spirit of American democracy. Let them emigrate and try their lot under some foreign flag in which they have more confidence."

http://millercenter.org/president/speeches/detail/3307

The money has been stolen, its gone. There is no reserve or trust fund. Its been spent by the very government that FDR declaratively said would never do such a thing.

Its not that businessmen can't be greedy bastards too, thats a known fact, its a simple statement that the Three Stooges are correct in this as well.

Plop down a pot of money in front of just about anybody and see in who's interest they spend it ;-)

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 21:19 | 4592496 Mr Pink
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Thanks nmewn, as a fellow ZH vet maybe you can explain to me why so many disagreed with my comment.  Was the author THE Dennis Miller? and if so, am I incorrect in my opinion that he is a card carrying republican and is complicit in the establishment's game of pitting right vs left?

Any time I have had the displeasure of listening to this pompous prick I was disgusted at how entrenched he was in the theater of the 2 party system.

Am I wrong?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 21:57 | 4592598 nmewn
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Not sure if its him or not...but it sounds like a riff he would do.

It was funny ;-)

You know by now I'm TP, establishment republicans are my enemy just as establishment "progressives" should be yours...its all about their power, control, benefits and pensions...for them.

I think you understand BOTH establishments are controlled by government bureaucracies and private proxies. We (meaning, you, I and us) are going to have to get past peripheral issues because this sucker is goin down.

Seventeen trillion is a very large number, we need to quit dancing around it.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 22:38 | 4592691 acetinker
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NME, you should know by now that I love you like the brother I never had... but, are you Karl Denninger?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 23:21 | 4592773 acetinker
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Ah, Mr. Pink, it is right that you should be disgusted.  Denis Miller is an entertainer, as was Ronald Reagan.  Denis never performed second monkey to an actual monkey, but I digress...

Denis never calls himself 'Dennis', because he is an asshole of the first order.

You may think by this that I am a democrat.

The last thing thing I would wish on any society is democracy.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:09 | 4591732 Strider52
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I invest in things that apparently don't float very well.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:36 | 4591824 Agent P
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I bet your avatar would float really well.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:12 | 4591740 Major Major Major
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Can you get MyRa with EBT?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:01 | 4592111 nmewn
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Yes!

But she comes on at eight, center stage ;-)

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:14 | 4591747 HamRove
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How about I just burn 20% of my paycheck every month instead. Same thing, right?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:15 | 4591755 Brutlstrudl
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Nyuk, nyuck,nyuck, nyuk, nyuck.

 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:28 | 4591988 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Who's on first?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 21:55 | 4592590 MontgomeryScott
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"What" 's on second.

"I Don't Know" 's on third.

Give me the answer.

The answer to what?

The answer to my question.

What question?

Who's on first?

Yes.

What do you mean?

Yes, that's right.

"Yes" 's on first?

No, "Who" 's on first.

That's what I asked you. ...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:49 | 4592253 Tim_
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The Three Stooges was a jewish act.


Moe Howard, born as Moses Harry Horwitz, was a jew.

Larry Fine, born as Louis Feinberg, was a jew.

Curly Howard, born as Jerome Lester "Jerry" Horwitz, was a jew.

Shemp Howard, born as Samuel Horwitz, was a jew.

Joe Besser was a jew.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 21:58 | 4592578 MontgomeryScott
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Richard Pryor was a negro act.

Born 'Richard Pryor', Richard Pryor was a negro.

Max Hedroom was a cyber act.

Born 'HBO series', Max Hedroom was purely computer-animated. I don't think he was Jewish, though.

 

I mean, COME ON! SERIOUSLY! The THREE STOOGES are the tri-headed AXIS OF EVIL! They were (wait for it) JEWISH! So the fuck WHAT? the Marx Brothers (all six of them) were ALSO Jewish along with their mother and father), and Stan Freiberg was (gulp) Jewish, and the Katzenjammer Kids were Jewish, and Marty Feldman was Jewish, and Leonard Nimoy is Jewish, and MEL BROOKS is Jewish, and...

Do you have a problem watching comedies made by the aforementioned people? Most of them were funny as heck, and talented far beyond your stripe, as well.

ONE ISSUE...They were not ZIONISTS.

Unless you have a point to make here, 'Tim_', I suggest you go back to that fucking fortified compound you live in and watch another round of 'Springtime For Hitler, And Germany'. Perhaps you could shave your head and become a homosexual as well, seeking the inner spiritual pleasures of re-mastering the Master Race.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw

Mel Brooks was really good. He liked to make satirical commentary disguised as 'comedy', and one of his more powerful statements was made regarding the ZIONISTS in this short clip 'Jews In Space':

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo

 

Hey, 'Tim_', by the way:

What do you think about the financial implications of Obama's 'MyRA'? You must have forgotten the subject...

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:19 | 4591766 IridiumRebel
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Yes, but what if Uncle S*am assumes all Roth IRAs into MyRAs? Yeah, I see that on the horizon too.....

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:33 | 4592004 Accounting101
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No, it's the exact opposite. The MyRA becomes a Roth IRA when it reaches $15,000. You better get a new sextant because your horizon is all fucked up.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:11 | 4592125 IridiumRebel
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I'm sure that the government would never turn all IRAs into MyRAs. I'm sure it will stay exactly as it is. They would never say one thing and do another.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:25 | 4592183 Accounting101
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Please pay attention! This is why the middle class gets hammered every single time. There is a reason Obama out raised McCain 2:1 on Wall Street.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:40 | 4592226 IridiumRebel
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So you don't see the government raiding IRAs?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:24 | 4591783 Jackagain
Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:38 | 4591831 Milestones
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Well giee whiz, Now I think I know where all that 4 TRILLION $$$ of bad debt that the Federal reserve banl bought from our TOO BIG TO FAIL BANKS is going to end up!

Golly darn what a nice PUN--er President we got. I hope I'm first in line with this zionist little program.        Millestones

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:40 | 4591843 Gold N Glocks
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There are white lies, black lies and half breed Kenyan Marxist lies. 

Obamao only knows the last two.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:44 | 4591857 ebworthen
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Why buy an I.R.A. when you can buy gold and plan to expatriate and escape the New Rome?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:44 | 4591861 buzzsaw99
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just got a good taste of owebombacare. rates +20% across the board. forward comrade!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 17:47 | 4591873 Spungo
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MyEBT.

btw, Dennis Miller is not fucking funny. Anyone who laughs at his jokes needs to die.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:12 | 4591931 cynicalskeptic
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Representative Democracies aere doomed from the day that voters realize they can get their representatives to give them 'free' stuff.  The speed of the collapse is dependent on the rate of spending.

Some recognized this problem - that representatives were all too willing to spend government funds to buy support - ignoring that the source of the funds was ultimately, the taxpayer.

http://www.constitution.org/cons/crockett.htm

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:13 | 4591933 NoWayJose
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myRA smells like a scheme that takes your money today, and promises to give you more money at a later date.  Unfortunately, the money you put in today is never 'invested' but rather it is spent - the way most government programs are.  Do not doubt for a minute that the Feds are looking at the non-myRA accounts and will take them over in a similar manner.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:30 | 4591994 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Just like um, Social Security!!  Open the drawer!!  Its full of IOU's!!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:17 | 4591942 jvetter713
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This might be too complicated for the sheep.  Needs to be dumbed down even further.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:22 | 4591960 Duke Dog
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Why the fuck would you buy a Roth IRA - do you think the "government" has less control?

 

Anyone doing that is a stupid motherfucker. Buy something hard that you have possesion of.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:31 | 4591999 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Exactly.  And just because you invest after tax dollars today, and its supposed to be tax free at withdrawal doesn't mean that can't be changed too.  The tax will start out small, like 1%, and then grow.  Just like the Federal income tax.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:26 | 4591974 Jerome Lester H...
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That's not a vernacular...that's a derby!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:27 | 4591983 darteaus
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lieRA

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:43 | 4592039 drendebe10
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Wonder why the elected politurds aren't participating in MyRA... just like them basturds not participating in obamascare?  Hmmmmmmmm.... 

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:45 | 4592042 Spungo
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Look at what rich people are doing then copy them. You can be sure as shit the government won't try to jack something used by the richest Americans. If the richest people are fleeing the country, you should start to worry.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 18:52 | 4592071 Accounting101
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This may have been the worst post ever on ZH. The Three Stooges senario was boring and tedious and of course, full of horseshit. Hopefully for the last time, the MyRA will be forced into a Roth IRA when it reaches $15,000 in value. Mr. Miller would know this if he didn't spend so much time admiring his own genius.

MyRA is just Obama doing the bidding of his big bank and financial services industry masters. Follow the fucking money!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:01 | 4592112 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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So voting for Romeny would have been just as good right? I never heard anyone say that Barrack Hussein Obama was just a tool of the financial servies industry during his first campaign. Where were all of the people like you at that time? Cause it sure would have helped the country out if all of the apologists for Barracky had not voted for the moron or demanded we vote for him since he was black and all that. Seems to me you are saying he is nothing but the "boy" for the finance guys which makes you a racist.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 19:20 | 4592163 Accounting101
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Fuck you and your false dichotomies.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 22:39 | 4592698 MontgomeryScott
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The guy's delusional, or hasn't yet grasped and understood the fact that Rombama/Obomney are not actually 'people' to the controllers.

Of course, there are false dicotomies, meant to distract people from what is happening. Magicians like to call this 'sleight-of-hand'.

Which candidate of the 'official two' would have been better? The vulture-capitalist and author and promoter of The Massachusets State Healthcare Act, 'Romneycare' (the MODEL for Obamacare, as Obama has stated) who has destroyed whole corporations and taken his profits to the Cayman Islands tax havens (to the tune of a quarter BILLION USD); or the 'NOBODY' Mullato who was NOT born here, educated in Indonesian Madrasses, mentored by communists, never held a job in his life; a verified dope-smoking faggot; traveled to Pakistan when American Visas were rejected there, and was bankrolled and promoted by his handlers to become, all of a sudden, an Illinois State Senator (who never voted on anything at all) for two years, at which time he was thrust up as the DNC choice (to face the RNC choice, Romney)?

Which candidate would have been the LESSER OF TWO EVILS?

You might reconsider making light of the fact that the FALSE DICHOTOMY DOES EXIST, in the minds of most who do not know the real story.

I got me a MyRA, an Obamaphone, and Obamacare. Michelle tells my kids what to eat. Free set-top HD box (from Walmart, after the 'transition', the only good thing that Bush dude ever did, but damn his white ass anyway!). If Obama was a white guy, he'd be Clinton (have you seen the pouch sizes?). When he speaks, my daughters giggle and blush. They ugly, though... Sure, Romney promised us FSA members free shit too, but I don't trust that dude. He's white, and a Moron as well. Wait, I mean, a Mormon... That dude freak me out when he smiles. He looks like the preacher asking for money at offering time... Anything left on the EBT card? I needs me some Cheetos... Damn, girl, that's RAYCISS, what you said!

 

Intelligence and cognitive thought and consideration are usually broken down over time, so that one does not recognize what is transpiring before their eyes. It takes generations of false dichotomies in full swing, incrementally, in order to achieve the desired goal. YOU seem to be in the sway, making light of this 'false dichotomy' thing of the RNC vs. the DNC.

Did I miss anything here?

Oh, yeah. When are you getting your "MyRA"?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 20:05 | 4592268 Restcase
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A few points from Cato: (1) MyRA is funded with after tax dollars (2) It's capped at $15k (IIRC), after which you have to go to a normal IRA (3) It  pays miserable rates which means you are underperforming everything for the period of your savings (4) Poor people need money for immediate expenses and these MyRAs are illiquid.

A non-Cato point for our poster friend on Roth (it comes from Ric Edelman): Future Congress is not bound by past Congress so the prepayment of taxes on Roth inputs is not sacrosanct; furthermore, we do not know what future tax levels will be (whether they will make it worth the prepayment) nor whether a "special tax" might be imposed on Roth cash outs in the future.

And a Jim Willie point: MyRA is the nose of the camel under the tent, a trial balloon in the form of a program that can be expanded and need not be voluntary.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 22:12 | 4592645 MontgomeryScott
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Hey, just think...

Under Obamacare, new laws regarding IRS collections can be enacted without hearing by a group of bureaucrats who are not responsible to anyone but themselves... kind of like the E.U. model... already, about 11,000 pages have been written in all the various bureaucratic divisions of this 'law'...

Add a 'MyRA' thingie, and put a rider (snuck in at midnight, of course) in that says that the IRS can, at it's discretion, add a payroll tax to fund this 'retirement plan' (um, WAIT, isn't there already one of those?). The politicians will declare that they are doing it so that everyone can be 'comfortable' when they retire (and they want to jack up that age to... when you DIE).

ANYWAY, anyone who collects a salary or paycheck from an 'official' 'employer' will have no option, because this money is WITH-HELD (under penalty of IRS DEATH SANCTIONS), like it is ALREADY... They like to call it 'PAIN COMPLIANCE'... If you refuse to comply, you will experience PAIN (unto death, if your refusal is absolute).

Naw, it could NEVER happen HERE! WE're the United fucking States! We fought and won double-ewe double-ewe eye eye, to stop these 'nazi' pricks... they would NEVER do that, would they?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 22:22 | 4592668 cpzimmon
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While reading this article, I thought I was watching a seen from "1984", the newer one with John Hurt when in the opening seen they were shouting down the people of Eurasia. Here being the pro muppets of Oceania being against Moe, Larry and Curly.

It all fits.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 22:44 | 4592702 MontgomeryScott
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Just for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F43DqnMoWi0

'Oceania, Tis For Thee'

LONG LIVE BANCOR!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 02:21 | 4592977 damicol
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It still amazes me,

 51%  still lick the fucking kenyan monkey  up and down , all around his throbbing rectum up under his stinking armpits and then get on their knees and suck the cheese off its cock gazing adoringly up at this monkey as they swallow the filth he ejaculates

 I don't know which to despise the most, obummer  or the sycopahntic underachieving bed wetting dribbling half wits that still listen to the turd

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 08:00 | 4593161 GubbermintWorker
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I think you shouldn't hold back. Tell us how you really feel about him, lol.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 02:30 | 4592989 Free Wary
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Where did the 49% go?  I want to go with them!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 07:59 | 4593157 GubbermintWorker
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The best way to save for retirement is cash and precious metals. You have to hold both and have them "off the books". DO NOT let the banks or the Gov't know what wealth you have as it's the only way to protect it.

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