"A Brick In The Hand..." Caption Contest

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Forget "iron fist", it appears Vladimir has found something better....

 

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Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:54 | 4595243 dcj98gst
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Got the US by the balls with that one.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:59 | 4595285 Oh regional Indian
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A BRIcK in hand is better than two in NATO...

Follow the yellow BRIcK road...

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:00 | 4595297 Ifigenia
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a Gold finger worth more than an iron fist.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:02 | 4595309 RafterManFMJ
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A Brick In The Hand...and you can stand like a man.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:03 | 4595317 Soul Glow
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....is worth 2 leveraged 71:1 at the Fed.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:04 | 4595322 The Juggernaut
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How many of these CAN fit into the Military-Industrial Complex's asshole?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:13 | 4595390 Pladizow
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Putin: Wow, something more dense than Obummer!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:19 | 4595405 Boris Alatovkrap
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"Here, you are use this ingot for making 1kg coin with effigy of new leader of Ukraine that Russia is appoint."

http://www.businessinsider.com/homes-of-ukrainian-government-officials-2...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:27 | 4595475 James_Cole
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:37 | 4595514 ParkAveFlasher
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"Is buying tracksuits for all homies."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:42 | 4595546 Manthong
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Thought cloud:

“Hmmph…Curl 10 kilos… is like feather to me.”

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:03 | 4595628 12ToothAssassin
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Why does this one say 'Bundesbank'?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:17 | 4595686 Jam Akin
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Sell energy buy physical sleep well.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:56 | 4595867 Atlas_shrugging
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It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got Obama beat.  But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts aren't too tight in the seat.  

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:00 | 4595881 SilverIsKing
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Tungsten?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:08 | 4595917 BurningFuld
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Man that thing is almost as heavy as my dick.

 

I win!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:13 | 4595955 Independent
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" How the Heck did Vicki Nuland get one of these up her ass and the other up her vagina when she was inspecting the gold shipment leaving Kiev"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:44 | 4596109 Supernova Born
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Freeze this, bankster bitches.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:52 | 4596147 Atlas_shrugging
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Opulence...I has it

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:14 | 4596261 Rubbish
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I can't believe I pulled this out of his ass.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:57 | 4596671 mjcOH1
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"Alexei, take zis one and buy miniature giraffe."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:33 | 4597056 Who was that ma...
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"Yellow brick road my ass.  And you can hand over them ruby slippers too Dorothy, you ain't in fuckin' Kansas no more."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:53 | 4597130 long-shorty
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"Thank you for the lovely gift."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:54 | 4597300 Rusty Loads
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Caddy Shack Bitches

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:53 | 4597437 Rakshas
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Where's that Wookie??

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 06:50 | 4597741 Squid-puppets a...
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I take Crimea, and Barak says "shit a brick!"

so I show western pigdog I can do that too

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 08:37 | 4597945 ZaphodBeeblebrox
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"Look what I found when I got off the shitter"

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:20 | 4597360 Antifaschistische
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"I hear the US has 7 of these left at the Knox Fort"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:00 | 4595872 TheGardener
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Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:51 | 4595579 SheepRevolution
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Putin:

"I wonder what would happen if Russia would demand gold-for-gas from Europe?"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:08 | 4595647 toys for tits
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"If you can't hold it, you don't own it."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:41 | 4595807 wintermute
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That's how world trade used to work, until 1971 when the whole system went to hell.

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:07 | 4597163 TheReplacement
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Wow those pics sure show that the protestors had no reason at all for throwing those bums out.

/sarc

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:31 | 4597672 StychoKiller
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Putin:  "Whoa, is about as heavy as my 'nads!"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:09 | 4595363 NoDebt
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"Dis photo of me with gold brick in hand vill make excellent caption contest photo for Tylers.  I love reading deir sheet on Zeero Hedge."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:20 | 4595430 McMolotov
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"This would buy me a shit-load of mini-giraffes."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:31 | 4595496 NoDebt
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I loved that commercial.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:02 | 4595893 Meat Hammer
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Gold: Finally backed by something...a guy who rides bears.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:20 | 4595431 Zero_Sum
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:34 | 4595508 Zero_Sum
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Meanwhile, he's been improving relations with the Chinese...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdRFo71wxcU

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:10 | 4595372 knukles
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Au, look at this!
Au, you gotta be kidding me!
Au, that's heavy
Au, nevermind

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:54 | 4595585 Doubleguns
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With this we destroy the dollar. 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:02 | 4595621 ebworthen
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"With this, we destroy J.P. Morgan Chase and Deutschbank."

I can dream, can't I?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:25 | 4596013 Freddie
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I wish Putin would take that gold bar in bash you know who over the head.  The one who the Belgian newspapers make look like an ape.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 03:03 | 4597584 Ifigenia
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old McCain?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 08:54 | 4597994 Tall Tom
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Echoes of Nikita Khrushchev...With this "we will bury you."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:35 | 4597053 Karl Danneskjold
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*ding ding ding!

 

Looks like we have our winner...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:01 | 4596686 dellievan
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Honest question --

  I understand how gold bar edges are rounded on 5 sides of the mould.  What I do not understand is how bars edges are rounded on the last (top?) side.  Looks like it would damage the mould.  (maybe one mould per bar?  maybe tooled when simi-hard?)  I have this image of a bored employee grinding away the last few edges (gold dust flying everywhere.)

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:09 | 4597169 TheReplacement
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It's gold.  If you want it could be hammered with ease.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 01:11 | 4597465 manofthenorth
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Large bars are poured into cast Iron molds , there is a surface tansion between the liquid Gold and the mold that creates a rounded edge at the top of the pour. I just started smelting this year , I only wish I was pouring bars that big.

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