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"A Brick In The Hand..." Caption Contest

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Forget "iron fist", it appears Vladimir has found something better....

 

 

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Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:54 | 4595243 dcj98gst
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Got the US by the balls with that one.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:59 | 4595285 Oh regional Indian
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A BRIcK in hand is better than two in NATO...

Follow the yellow BRIcK road...

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:00 | 4595297 Ifigenia
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a Gold finger worth more than an iron fist.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:02 | 4595309 RafterManFMJ
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A Brick In The Hand...and you can stand like a man.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:03 | 4595317 Soul Glow
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....is worth 2 leveraged 71:1 at the Fed.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:04 | 4595322 The Juggernaut
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How many of these CAN fit into the Military-Industrial Complex's asshole?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:07 | 4595350 negative rates
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Now if the wall were only made out of something.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:13 | 4595390 Pladizow
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Putin: Wow, something more dense than Obummer!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:19 | 4595405 Boris Alatovkrap
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"Here, you are use this ingot for making 1kg coin with effigy of new leader of Ukraine that Russia is appoint."

http://www.businessinsider.com/homes-of-ukrainian-government-officials-2...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:27 | 4595475 James_Cole
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:37 | 4595514 ParkAveFlasher
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"Is buying tracksuits for all homies."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:42 | 4595546 Manthong
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Thought cloud:

“Hmmph…Curl 10 kilos… is like feather to me.”

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:03 | 4595628 12ToothAssassin
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Why does this one say 'Bundesbank'?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:17 | 4595686 Jam Akin
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Sell energy buy physical sleep well.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:56 | 4595867 Atlas_shrugging
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It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got Obama beat.  But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts aren't too tight in the seat.  

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:00 | 4595881 SilverIsKing
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Tungsten?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:08 | 4595917 BurningFuld
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Man that thing is almost as heavy as my dick.

 

I win!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:13 | 4595955 Independent
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" How the Heck did Vicki Nuland get one of these up her ass and the other up her vagina when she was inspecting the gold shipment leaving Kiev"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:44 | 4596109 Supernova Born
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Freeze this, bankster bitches.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:52 | 4596147 Atlas_shrugging
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Opulence...I has it

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:14 | 4596261 Rubbish
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I can't believe I pulled this out of his ass.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:57 | 4596671 mjcOH1
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"Alexei, take zis one and buy miniature giraffe."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:33 | 4597056 Who was that ma...
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"Yellow brick road my ass.  And you can hand over them ruby slippers too Dorothy, you ain't in fuckin' Kansas no more."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:53 | 4597130 long-shorty
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"Thank you for the lovely gift."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:54 | 4597300 Rusty Loads
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Caddy Shack Bitches

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:53 | 4597437 Rakshas
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Where's that Wookie??

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 06:50 | 4597741 Squid-puppets a...
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I take Crimea, and Barak says "shit a brick!"

so I show western pigdog I can do that too

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 08:37 | 4597945 ZaphodBeeblebrox
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"Look what I found when I got off the shitter"

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:20 | 4597360 Antifaschistische
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"I hear the US has 7 of these left at the Knox Fort"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:00 | 4595872 TheGardener
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Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:51 | 4595579 SheepRevolution
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Putin:

"I wonder what would happen if Russia would demand gold-for-gas from Europe?"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:08 | 4595647 toys for tits
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"If you can't hold it, you don't own it."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:41 | 4595807 wintermute
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That's how world trade used to work, until 1971 when the whole system went to hell.

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:07 | 4597163 TheReplacement
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Wow those pics sure show that the protestors had no reason at all for throwing those bums out.

/sarc

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:31 | 4597672 StychoKiller
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Putin:  "Whoa, is about as heavy as my 'nads!"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:09 | 4595363 NoDebt
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"Dis photo of me with gold brick in hand vill make excellent caption contest photo for Tylers.  I love reading deir sheet on Zeero Hedge."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:20 | 4595430 McMolotov
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"This would buy me a shit-load of mini-giraffes."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:31 | 4595496 NoDebt
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I loved that commercial.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:02 | 4595893 Meat Hammer
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Gold: Finally backed by something...a guy who rides bears.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:20 | 4595431 Zero_Sum
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:34 | 4595508 Zero_Sum
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Meanwhile, he's been improving relations with the Chinese...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdRFo71wxcU

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:10 | 4595372 knukles
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Au, look at this!
Au, you gotta be kidding me!
Au, that's heavy
Au, nevermind

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:54 | 4595585 Doubleguns
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With this we destroy the dollar. 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:02 | 4595621 ebworthen
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"With this, we destroy J.P. Morgan Chase and Deutschbank."

I can dream, can't I?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:25 | 4596013 Freddie
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I wish Putin would take that gold bar in bash you know who over the head.  The one who the Belgian newspapers make look like an ape.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 03:03 | 4597584 Ifigenia
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old McCain?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 08:54 | 4597994 Tall Tom
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Echoes of Nikita Khrushchev...With this "we will bury you."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:35 | 4597053 Karl Danneskjold
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*ding ding ding!

 

Looks like we have our winner...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:01 | 4596686 dellievan
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Honest question --

  I understand how gold bar edges are rounded on 5 sides of the mould.  What I do not understand is how bars edges are rounded on the last (top?) side.  Looks like it would damage the mould.  (maybe one mould per bar?  maybe tooled when simi-hard?)  I have this image of a bored employee grinding away the last few edges (gold dust flying everywhere.)

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:09 | 4597169 TheReplacement
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It's gold.  If you want it could be hammered with ease.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 01:11 | 4597465 manofthenorth
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Large bars are poured into cast Iron molds , there is a surface tansion between the liquid Gold and the mold that creates a rounded edge at the top of the pour. I just started smelting this year , I only wish I was pouring bars that big.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 08:49 | 4597970 Tall Tom
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Surface Tension of the liquified Gold is correct. But it has nothing to do with the Mold. There is still COHESION between the Gold atoms in the liquified state. Thus if spilled (poured) on a flat surface without a mold then it takes the shape of a oblate spheriod with a flat bottom with curvature (A Button) much like the "Liquid Metal" Mercury.

 

So the simplest answer, without my description (now required), or your expression of a lack of understanding, would have been to write, "Surface Tension" and then had left it.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:06 | 4595347 zaphod
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Just wait until Putin demands physical gold payments for their natural gas to the EU. 

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:38 | 4595530 kchrisc
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If he does, someone is going to be invaded. Most likely, and of sheer coincidence, a country with lots of gold reserves. How much gold does Tunisia have?!

 

"Gold, the financial guillotine."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:41 | 4595542 Al Huxley
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Really fixated on the guillotines, aren't you?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:59 | 4595609 kchrisc
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If you read Bernays' book, "Propaganda," you will realize what I am doing.

 

Confucius didn't say, but I did: "Knowing your enemy is to be able to use your enemy."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:16 | 4595964 Poor Grogman
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The thought of being dragged out onto the street to have your head sliced off by the very people you once treated with utter distain, certainly would tend to give most sane people pause.

However what about the true sociopath?

Who knows how they view potentialities...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:53 | 4596155 logicalman
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Viewing the sun glinting off the edge of the blade should give 'em pause for thought.

How's that for a potentiality?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:46 | 4596624 kchrisc
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It is more of a message of what will need to be done.

Not really concerned with the sociopaths, as they won’t, can’t, change.

People really need to realize that a choice is coming whether they like it or not: They can wither away in poverty and misery with everyday a fight to just survive or fight to take back the county, the American country, from these treasonous criminals and murderers.

The choice is coming: Persecution or Revolution.

 

The Four Rs
Rejection: Quit paying, quit obeying, quit playing
Revolution: It is inevitable, so prepare, as they are.
Retribution: Is there really any place for these sociopaths and criminals in a restored civil and Constitutional society?!
Restoration: Restore the Constitutional republic.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 09:09 | 4598032 Tall Tom
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Sharpening my cold steel angled blade...for use after the bombs and Rocket Propelled Grenades.

 I am not afraid to write as I do.

(The NSA has not taken me away...yet.)

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 04:36 | 4597639 Disenchanted
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re: "Bernay's book Propaganda"

Here's an earlier(1923) Bernay's book: Crystallizing Public Opinion

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 09:02 | 4598026 Tall Tom
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Thank you for the book.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:35 | 4597674 StychoKiller
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Bonus point(s):  It gives the NSA something to think really hard about...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:21 | 4597199 DoneThis2Long
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Look at the shit going on in Romania at Rosia Montana!!! Deposits known of since pre-Roman times, which now have been put into play - and yes, Soros is there as is/are proxy of Israel's gov (a search will reveal that whole mess). Sadly atop the deposit is a gorgeous region which is being turned into an open Battery Acid pit, forgetting the travesty of ~10 years ago just next door in Hungary, when a far smaller operation's dam busted and .... gold turned to shit, causing much destruction in the Danube and downstream areas.

I am confident that greed will prevail, again, with the price to be paid in the not distant future by all.

For as much as I cannot stand Putin, lets face it: he's played it right for the most part.

Putin has the BRICKs and we've got the PRICKS!!!

This WILL make Putin target the $ and renew & expedite the war on whatever is left of our "leadership".... IMO

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:15 | 4595672 BigJim
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Yes, waiting is probably exactly what we'll have to do.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:14 | 4595397 Cursive
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"Is could make Krugman happy with broken windows"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:02 | 4595307 Lore
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"With this, I can buy the entire United States."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:06 | 4595344 BlackChicken
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Good one Lore.. How about this too:

"this is more gold than is in Fort Knox.."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:40 | 4595537 magnumpk
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I'm waiting for this photoshopped pic with Obama holding his dick in his hand...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:41 | 4595544 Al Huxley
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Photoshopped?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:28 | 4596031 Freddie
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How about one of Putin taking that gold bar and slamming it down on Bammy's member?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 04:39 | 4597644 Disenchanted
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How about an unphotoshopped pic of Oblahma holding someone else's dick in his mouth?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:38 | 4597678 StychoKiller
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:06 | 4595332 SoilMyselfRotten
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..."interesting, KITCO 400 oz .999 GOLD, this bars never goin back"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:16 | 4595682 BigJim
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"And this one over here says, 'Property of the German People, if found please return to The Bundesbank, preferably within 7 years'"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:38 | 4595528 ugmug
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Everyone in the Obama Administration are shitting bricks while I'm shitting these. Is that great or what!?

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:13 | 4595394 tmarket
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A brick in the hand

  is not worth as much as two in my pocket. 

     Says the man who walked away with Robert Kraft's Superbowl ring.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:15 | 4595400 silvermail
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Putin thinks:

Maybe it makes sense to shove this brick Obama's ass?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:00 | 4596187 Pairadimes
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"The paint is dry on this one. Send it to JP Morgan."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:56 | 4596919 JuliaS
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Krugman never saw it coming (look at the front page).

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:04 | 4597330 Rusty Loads
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I hate it when guys hold gold with kid gloves.  Damm it.... grab the mother fucker and hold it. Drop it in the ocean for a hundred years... ain't gonna hurt it.  Will come out looking the same as the day you sent er to davie jones locker.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 09:44 | 4598156 Tall Tom
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With the white knuckles and lines on Putin's forehand that motherfucker is not holding that bar with kid gloves.

 

You are correct. You ain't gonna hurt it. However there is wear and it does lose weight from wear after a period of time. I made a ring back in 1995 which weighed 21.0 Grams of 14K.

 

After Nineteen Years of wearing it the ring now weighs 20.8 grams. This is due to knocks, abrasion, Polishing, etc.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 06:51 | 4597742 neidermeyer
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Tyler , do you have a copy of that in "wallpaper" sizes?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 09:04 | 4598029 drendebe10
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"5 dollar foot long."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:54 | 4595246 drink or die
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Look at that barbarian with his old relic of the past.  We are in the 21st century now, where you lay down at the side of the road and take selfies while those barbarians drive their tanks by.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:00 | 4595295 NoDebt
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"With this simple metal will I take over the world."  MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:55 | 4595248 Sterling Rod
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Dees matches da Sterling Rod een my pants, beetcheez

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:55 | 4595861 StillSilence
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These sure do feel heavier than my silver bars at home for some reason.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:55 | 4595250 i_call_you_my_base
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"Everyone knows you take delivery, Angela."

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:11 | 4597342 Rusty Loads
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Please explain.  Sorry I am new.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:57 | 4595256 SheepDog-One
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I win I took delivery!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:05 | 4595330 Kaiser Sousa
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"with this Golden Brick, i shall bitch slap you.... Bitchez..."

Vladimir Putin

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:36 | 4595517 Kaiser Sousa
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sound familiar?

"WASHINGTON, March 24, 2014 — According to a report from the New York Times, the government of Ukraine has ordered any of its citizens in possession of “illegal guns” to turn them in to the authorities. This move is being heralded by the European Union, which has made this step a provision of membership. Kiev believes that disarming Ukrainians will go a long way to end the escalating destabilization and the ever present threat of violence that has risen with the formation of “self-defense groups.” Others see this as a superficial power grab, and meddling politics on behalf of Europe."

http://www.commdiginews.com/world-news/kiev-moves-to-disarm-ukrainians-w...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:18 | 4595694 BigJim
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Funny, the last coup happened because of guns, and the resultant government wants to ban... guns? Hmmm.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:12 | 4596255 The Gooch
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The last bastion / frontier  is?

 

 

MOLON LABE.

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 09:33 | 4598121 Tall Tom
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Isn't that coincidental? Wow. Who would have thought???

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:15 | 4595404 Cursive
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@SDO

"First brick is always toughest brick to make"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:56 | 4595259 Stoploss
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Wait....

Is that the sound of loud clapping???

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:56 | 4595261 Four chan
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when you put the ancient past and the soon to be future together it weighs a lot.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:56 | 4595262 magpie
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Da, now Volodja will win Mister Tungsten International Contest.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:56 | 4595263 Boris Alatovkrap
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Why is tungsten of yellow color?!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:58 | 4595264 GIABO
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Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:57 | 4595267 de3de8
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Dump the fiat

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:57 | 4595269 Aknownymouse
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Putin: " GOLD BITCHEZZZ"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:57 | 4595270 NoDebt
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"I must break you."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:57 | 4595271 mrblah
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In his mind he secretly amuses himself thinking;

"Ha ha ha, Barry, guess what The Motherland owns what your indebted nation only has as a custodian? Gold, you little buffoon!"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:57 | 4595272 ThroxxOfVron
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Crimea pays.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:00 | 4595298 Four chan
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winner.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:05 | 4595331 RafterManFMJ
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Wow, you call the Preakness at the quarter?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:32 | 4595501 Gavrikon
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I am Gavrikon, and I approved this avatar.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:58 | 4595277 Charles The Ham...
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This is the moment where the whole world decides the people with the most Gold, Guns and the biggest Gardens wins. I call it the three Gs of success for the 21st century.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:06 | 4595341 RafterManFMJ
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4Gs - and the Duke says number 4 is guts.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:58 | 4595279 Frank N. Beans
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"Da, dis veighs just about right!"

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:58 | 4595283 Mercuryquicksilver
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Putin 100% inpects NY Fed inventory.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:01 | 4595303 magpie
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"Feels like...styrofoam."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:59 | 4595284 STG5IVE
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Federal Reserve???

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:26 | 4597214 yogibear
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It's gold is gone. It has to go on the open market to buy it.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 15:59 | 4595288 don quixote
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My winkee is made of gold! Ah ha, ha, ha, ha....

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:00 | 4595291 Uncle Remus
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I see myself in this gold.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:00 | 4595299 john milton
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Vlad the Goldbug (Ras)Putin

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:01 | 4595301 Uinta
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Does Germany think this one's being held by the Fed too?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:16 | 4595408 Bunga Bunga
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Da Vladimir, Germany stills think that. The Fed sent us even their gold. Look at the gloves, they're Merkel's.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:01 | 4595305 stant
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"opulense i has it"

"now to phaze 5 of feindish plan"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:03 | 4595313 SheepDog-One
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2nd entry- Hey Obama, bend over let's see if this fits!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:03 | 4595318 Errol
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I love the feel of a gold bar in the morning.  It feels like...victory.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:04 | 4595321 Uinta
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Anton, trade my T-bills for more of these

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:04 | 4595327 SDRII
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is that ring palladium or silver?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 09:19 | 4598083 Tall Tom
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It looks like Platinum or Palladium in the picture. Silver is much more white.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:05 | 4595335 Central Wanker
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Let's rock!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:05 | 4595336 SDRII
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Dusenbberg took a poicture in the gold vault upon Eur launch and ended up dead floating in a pool

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wim_Duisenberg

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:06 | 4595345 sangell
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My gold is worthless in Russia, there is nothing to buy here.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:08 | 4595352 besnook
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i'll take a million bars.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:08 | 4595355 sangell
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I would trade all my gold to have my sanity back!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:19 | 4595424 deeply indebted
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Keep your gold. You're not insane - you're just going sane in an insane World.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:57 | 4596174 logicalman
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sanity ain't what it's cracked up to be!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:08 | 4595356 Yen Cross
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     Putin: "Stupid Amerikans."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:08 | 4595357 Stinko da Munk
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Vlad says, "I grasp bricks in my fists. Barry shits bricks in his pants." 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:09 | 4595367 wcvarones
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Gotta keep his pimp hand strong for when Barack gets mouthy.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:10 | 4595376 jubber
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"Eat this Motherfuckas"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:11 | 4595379 orangedrinkandchips
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KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

 

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:12 | 4595381 dumbStruck
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"Ready soon to give the USD the ol one finger salute eh Ivan !"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:15 | 4595403 sangell
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With gold people only envy you, but when you have polonium they FEAR you!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:16 | 4595410 Ariadne
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The effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:17 | 4595415 Black Warrior W...
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"Yes, I'm making pussy."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:18 | 4595420 Radam
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While Obama shits bricks, I shit gold!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:21 | 4595434 Canucklehead
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...I wonder what the asking price is for Alaska...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:35 | 4597064 mt paul
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more than most would be willing to pay

there are more guns than people in alaska ...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:22 | 4595438 silvermail
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Putin thinks: Yes, it really is much better than fucking empty U.S. government bonds!

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:22 | 4595442 fzrkid
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:28 | 4595449 agstacks
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"This photo will get a shit-ton of clicks on Zerohedge"

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!