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Forget "iron fist", it appears Vladimir has found something better....
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Vlad: I wonder how many usa clownbux I could get for this?
I think you meant: I wonder how many of these I could get for my usa clownbux?
War to the hilt between communism and capitalism is inevitable. Our time will
come in 30 to 40 years. To win, we shall need the element of surprise. The
western world will have to be put to sleep. So we shall begin by launching
the most spectacular peace movement on record. There shall be electrifying
overtures and unheard-of concessions. The capitalist countries, stupid and
decadent, will rejoice to cooperate to their own destruction. They will
leap at the chance to be friends. As soon as their guard is down, we shall
smash them with this gold brick [our clenched fist].
Sincererly,
Dmitri Manuilski
~1930's
"if i can bend a frying pan, i can bend this bar of gold." http://news.sky.com/story/871243/putin-shows-off-his-action-man-skills-a...
"He who has the gold makes the rules"
We have Ukraine's gold now, thankfully. Maybe we can ship it to the Germans now.
I could so easily smash skull of idiot baboon with this brick of gold I have here in my hend . . .
How much more of this can we get with our clownbux?
Obama couldn't lift this with two hands.
And to think those idiots in the west with their manipulation keep making this cheaper for me to buy
Now here is something I can trust to back my ruble while the West has only bullshit to back their currencies. We'll see who ends up the bigger fool now!
Got Physical?
War to the hilt between communism and capitalism is inevitable. Our time will
come in 30 to 40 years. To win, we shall need the element of surprise. The
western world will have to be put to sleep. So we shall begin by launching
the most spectacular peace movement on record. There shall be electrifying
overtures and unheard-of concessions. The capitalist countries, stupid and
decadent, will rejoice to cooperate to their own destruction. They will
leap at the chance to be friends. As soon as their guard is down, we shall
smash them with this gold brick. [our clenched fist]
Sincerely,
Dmitri Manuilski
~1930's
The West only has plutonium, China and Russia have plutonium AND gold.
Cloud balloon above Putin's head;
'This will fit nicely up Americas ass.''
In new Soviet Russia, vee use deez az currency... vat a country!"
"oooooh, shiny"
Speak softly and carry a big brick.
who need stinkin' petro dollar when I have dis?
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Putin Teaching a Class on Advanced Alchemy: Just Finished Transforming a Lead Brick into a Gold Brick - By Putin's will alone
fuck the US
"Property Of Ukraine....." ....(chuckles).....
He can't hold it with his bare hands because it will turn into plutonium.
"Dmitry, put this bar with the other 80,000 in my account at UBS Zurich."
Moscow Gold.
The term "Moscow Gold" has its origin in anti-Soviet propaganda which used the term to discredit the supposed financial support of western trade unions and political parties of Communist ideologies. Before 1935, as the government of Joseph Stalin focused part of its foreign policy towards the promotion of the so-called "global communist revolution of the proletariat", English-language media (such as Time magazine[1]) used Moscow Gold to refer to Soviet plans to intensify the activities of the international communist movement, which at the time were manifesting themselves timidly in the United States and the United Kingdom. Also, during the early 1990s the term Moscow Gold was used in France (as l'or de Moscou) in a campaign to disparage the funding of the French Communist Party.[2] In reference to the episode of Spanish history, the term was popularized during the Spanish Civil War and the early years of the Francoist régime by the international press.
In reference to the episode of Spanish history, the term was popularized during the Spanish Civil War and the early years of the Francoist régime by the international press.
... because the Republicans sent all of Spain's gold reserves to Stalin for 'safe keeping'.
Oops.
Somehow I don't see him investing in Bitcoin.
"This weighs almost as much as my p*nis"
Nazi bait.
Rehypothecate this!
Dollars.. reserve currency... HA!
"Goodbye, PetroDollar".
Vlad showing the West what a gold brick looks like.
Rare species thought to be dead in the West found alive and well in Russia.
I am holding the kryptonite of the American Federal Reserve
Putin thought cloud: I use this one to keep door open when west come grovelling for better ties.
Soviet Stawks are up over 18% since Vlad "crossed the red line".
"Soon ve buy Western Europe." "But Vlad all dey have is cheese, wine, and blow jobs." "You forget nice sport cars."
"I can think of at least two ways to wreck a Fascist's day with this."
"You say we've now got 1,042 tonnes of this stuff?"
Our new BRIC currency will be backed by gold.
And now we dance.
I said take the swasika off... not get the POTUS shvartzer off
Putin - (under his breath) I vant to slam this in Obama's girly face.
Guy behind him - Good one Vladimir!
Note to Merkle: A brick in the hand is worth more than whatever's left in the Fed's vault.
Putin - How much did the western banks knock the price of gold down to before we bought this and the other 2000 tons?
Guy behind him (smiling) - 1,150 American dollars
Putin - Oh, that's right, they tell their people that gold is not money. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Forget your birth certificate, I'll tell the world about Fort Knox.
Ha! No fingerprints!
"I just love "tradition" "
Looks fairly harmless to me.
Wonder why the US government is so scared of it?
"This came out of his colon?!
"Where's the Willy Wonka sticker?"
I know I am too late, and I'll post this anyway: Just another brick in the Wall!
"Heh, heh. Like I told Comrade Barry, a brick in the hand is worth two in the pants."
And now, here's something we hope you'll really like.
Let them eat bullion.
Killed the coup to get the golden bar.
Putin trains for bricks Obama will shit as Russia contemplates dumping U.S. bonds in retaliation over asset seizures.
this is about the size, shape, and color of my cock...
Ancient relic. How do I sew this shit in my clothes?
(gazing longingly, losing himself deep in the gold, Vlad pauses and softly whispers)........."barbarossa.......barbarossa..."
'Wow, that's really shiny. I really can see myself!
'Wait a minute, is that a zit on my left cheek?'
"Explain to me this Ctrl-P thing again."
The Comissar's Cudgel
Hmmm. I wonder? If hit Obama on head, he get message?
"Yellow brick road my ass. And you can hand over them ruby slippers too Dorothy, you ain't in fuckin' Kansas no more."
Putin 1305 - Obama 0.
"So this is what real money feels like."
"Yellen and Bernanke would not even know what do with this if they had a shit ton of it."
Sure they would. They'd do what they always do. Rehypothecate it 183 times.
Dollars? We don't need no steenking dollars!
This is much better than Kraft's ring..
"Fuck off, I'm not putting on that girly white glove."
LOL, the US Federal Reserve can't even give Germany back it's gold because it doesn't have it.
Putin, a Gold standard currency for the Fed and the ECB is like strapping Kryptonite to superman.
Work with China and the other BRICs to kill the petro dollar and take the reserve currency and you win the war without firing a shot.
This one is for fonestar. "So Bitcoins runs on the same principle."
All in all it's just another BRIC for my wall.
Medium of exchange - Check
Unit of account - Check
Store of value -CHECK!
You can't see my other hand but Im jerking off.
... is worth two up Obama's ass.
"We pave road to CASTLE VLAD with these. Start another fire with list of sanctions they send....and bring me....Katya, Mila and Ivanka for snuggle time."
And you "found" how many of these on Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 ? ? ?
"Like take candy from the baby. This one still not know he should be cry!"
Putin to the West: "I'm the Barbarian, You're the relic "
(meme poster) White Gloves: You're Doing it Wrong
Amerikans stupid to down price again! Bal'shoye spaseeba (Thank you very much!) Use profits of last time then tell our Gold traders buy futures more!
Our plans every time working! Cachingo!!
"Dis iz worf how much in US doolars? HA! Stupid Americans"
I don't always act like a 19th century barbarian. But when I do, I prefer 19th century spoils.
With this, I can make Keynes turn in his grave.
If there was a pic of Bernanke holding this gold bar, it would read, "This would make a nice paper weight."
In Russia gold buys you.
"What is this worth in Zimbabwe Dollars?"
We filled up the Kremlin's basement with these babies!
"No Mr Bond...I expect you to die"
"In Russia, leader holds gold bar. In America, President holds golf club."
Where is Pussy Galore when you need her?
ZH is tell me to take on leaky boat.
Putin's morning training, got to keep those bicepts strong while arm wrestling with US
A Kilo A Day helps you work, rest, and play :-)
"Ees tru dat only me and da yellow people have bars dat look like dis? ah ha ha ha ha. Bring me that Indian man with the golden shirt. Tell him - tonight we're gonna party like its 1979."
Or, "($4.50 at Henry Hub) * (Political Instability) * (95,000,000,000 in pipelines I took over) = I'm even richer than I thought. mwahahahahah.
Or, "Tell Angela I've got her 70 tons right here between my legs."
"Wait, why is the man standing behind me laughing? Take his keys to this vault, escort him out, have him tortured and photoshop him out of my picture. Tell everyone we never met a Mr. Rothschild and that the vault was open."
Is better than atomic bomb!
I vill make cross of this substance on which to hang the black jesus...
"OK, good. Melt down 10,000 of these to make a Tsar Bara. Then we display in Red Square, and invite Bundesbank, FED and Baboon to jovial party alongside."
"If the EU wants Russian gas and oil, let them pay in gold, which the US 'holds' for many of them - time to test the EU/US love affair, as good as gold - or just sweet nothings whispered in the ear?'
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I can feel the Power coursing thru my Veins
This is what Finiancal Security feels and looks like
Thanks Mrs. Yellen for the guided tour of the Federal Reserve Vault.
And for one of your commemorative gold-plated dildos.
"Can you tell me more about world reserve currency?"
One for Russia - None for Germany
"Comrades, I shall now shape this into a penis, paint it black and call it Reggie".
"I am dirk diggler and with these 10 inches I will fuck you"
Gold Bitchez!
"Gold in my hand, Obama on his Tush"
Elvis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rzaYa_gm1g
I play chess with BRICS
mmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate center
Funny, I would have thought an American President's balls were round.
Where's the picture showing Obama holding a wet bag of shit?
Zoloto, suki!
(gold, bitchez!)
Putin, singing about Obama to the tune of "Another Brick In the Wall":
All in all, he's just a dick with no balls..................
brick in one hand , pinky finger threw obamas skull with the other.
For a good time call Angela @ www.bundestag.de
Good work Vasili. Make sure MH370 is never found.
Wait..yellow ? Are you sure ? I always thought it was white !