Is This The Official Image Of The 2014 Market Top?

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The King is dead... long live the QEeen?

 

 

h/t @RudyHavenstein and @KelitoMaximus

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Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:38 | 4596360 Boomberg
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He's playing Candy Crush in Facebook I bet,

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:42 | 4596389 StacksOnStacks
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It looks like it's taking his soul.  Huh?  Oh it is?  Well I'll be damned.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:55 | 4596433 RevRex
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I glorify in my ignorance of modern gadgetry.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:57 | 4596444 Almost Solvent
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I thought The Lawnmower Man was pure fiction - never gonna happen. 

 

Damn you Pierce Brosnan!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:03 | 4596457 flacon
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Looks like he is having an orgasm. I don't think I want to know what he's watching inside those googly eyes. 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:16 | 4596509 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Aw c'mon -- clearly the kid has a bloody nose.  

ps Either way he ain't getting laid.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:47 | 4596630 JamesBond
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Throw him in a pod and use his body heat for electricity.  At least that way he has some benefit to society...

 

 

jb

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:26 | 4597374 bitcoinbear
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Wow.. that is the new Oculus Facehugger!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:24 | 4597661 StychoKiller
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 06:42 | 4597732 StandardDeviant
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Made me think of these little guys.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 01:45 | 4597502 Lore
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@ Tyler: You have an uncanny talent for finding images that amuse & unnerve.

I remember the first time I watched two Gen-Xers playing Guitar Hero.  One commented to the other: "Don't you love it when the audience cheers?"  The other replied, "Yeah!  That's such a rush."  Suddenly, there was a chill in the room, but neither player seemed to notice.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:05 | 4596465 SilverIsKing
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In the future, sleep as we know it will be outlawed. The government will mandate that we all use a gadget that simulates a full 8 hours of sleep in a matter of minutes through virtual reality.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:40 | 4596862 Gypsyducks
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Have you ever played CIV V multi-player and smoked a lot of kush?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:53 | 4597132 Luckhasit
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No but I've smoked kush and played shogun 2.  It makes you appreciate long term expansion and logistics.  

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:55 | 4596437 fonestar
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Satoshi has risen!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:11 | 4596494 BlackChicken
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But he's still in denial.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:57 | 4596922 duo
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Thy already made a movie about that.  With Christopher Walken ....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085271/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 07:27 | 4597775 cpnscarlet
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And if it is ever invented/perfected, the human race will come to an end.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:43 | 4596394 Unprepared
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"Nobody cared who I was until I put on a mask"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:45 | 4596399 TeamDepends
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No, he's Jacques Cousteau III, and what he's seeing ain't pretty.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:44 | 4596401 Dickweed Wang
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The guy died of a stroke caused by a 12 hour erection from watching virtual reality porn all day.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:02 | 4596442 ugmug
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The new liberal rose colored glasses -

Obama is telling me to suck his d...... but nothing is happening! Why????

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:22 | 4596507 MeMongo
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Freak looks like he has a face coming out of his neck, adams apple being the nose(:-(

Actually looked again and it's quite frickin nasty, cuz I think there might really be an alien in dudes neck!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:27 | 4596556 williambanzai7
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No, this is...

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:48 | 4596633 Leto II
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Surgically implanted telepropter with built in 24/7 facetime with Valerie Jarret

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:00 | 4596682 TahoeBilly2012
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Obama skiing.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:04 | 4596704 MeMongo
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Will in your pic O looks as though he's having an hallucination of hisself as Robert Duvall......I love the smell of ------- in the morning.....zh'ers fill in the blanks! Smells like ------?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 08:53 | 4597989 Mad Muppet
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Jump, you fucker! Jump!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:38 | 4596361 Tim Knight from...
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Looks like he's getting real time virtual images of Facebook's stock price today.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:56 | 4596438 aVileRat
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Starting to think Carl Ichan is on to something when he questioned the strength of silicon valley's governance and board independence. Even John Carmack, the CTO said the tech is nothing more than a update to the VirtualBoy.

Facebook is starting to smell very Tyco. Acquisitions for the sake of obfuscating the "growth story" and a dubious method of accounting for revenue recognition & goodwill impairments.

Or maybe as Warren Buffett said in 1996, maybe I just don't get it anymore. God help us if we have to last 2 more years of this loony bin.

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:33 | 4596577 Terminus C
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You got more than two years I am afraid...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:38 | 4596364 explosivo
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He's watching a watersports porno.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:06 | 4596476 Cursive
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@explosivo

Wasn't this on "A Clockwork Orange?"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:35 | 4597060 explosivo
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My pic? It's from the Shining. 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:25 | 4596526 Cacete de Ouro
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Looks like Facialabuse to me. That guy has a severe case of virtual Bella Knox syndrome

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:38 | 4596365 SandiaMan
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Look out below!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:42 | 4596387 The Limerick King
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A verse on the King IPO

Insanity's starting to show

I played Candy Crush

It wasn't a rush

Investors should Look Out Below!!!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:34 | 4596578 Cacete de Ouro
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Our valuation is not that insane
Because we have more than one game
Papa Pear is a cash cow
We will soon be in the Dow
Until people realize all our games are the same

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:55 | 4597138 Luckhasit
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There you are, i wondered were you wandered off to.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:42 | 4596368 remain calm
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Looks like he has a dildo up his ass, while he watches Obama explain the benefits of obamacare to our economy.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:41 | 4596369 ebworthen
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LOL!

Just wait until the first lawsuits by parents whose kids fell down the stairs or off the balcony using those silly things.

Aren't we "immersed" enough already?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:39 | 4596372 Unprepared
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Nice sleeping goggles

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:39 | 4596374 starman
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Jerking off never felt "so real"!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:39 | 4596375 prains
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......and we're the dominant species on this globe? WTF

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:45 | 4596408 Winston Churchill
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According too us.

The cockroaches may disagree.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:50 | 4596421 McMolotov
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This dude + pajama boy = we're fucked.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:40 | 4596380 jim249
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Looking up a ladys skirt for the first time.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:41 | 4596383 infiniti
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It's a ZH commenter starting at the DXY chart waiting for it to crash.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:41 | 4596384 Unprepared
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How are these things different from this?

 

http://www.stereoviews.com/viewers.html

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:43 | 4596395 DrunkenPleb
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Ok, now show the next pic where the rat has chewed its way out through the guy's face. 1984 +30.

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