The King is dead... long live the QEeen?
h/t @RudyHavenstein and @KelitoMaximus
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He's playing Candy Crush in Facebook I bet,
It looks like it's taking his soul. Huh? Oh it is? Well I'll be damned.
I glorify in my ignorance of modern gadgetry.
I thought The Lawnmower Man was pure fiction - never gonna happen.
Damn you Pierce Brosnan!
Looks like he is having an orgasm. I don't think I want to know what he's watching inside those googly eyes.
Aw c'mon -- clearly the kid has a bloody nose.
ps Either way he ain't getting laid.
Throw him in a pod and use his body heat for electricity. At least that way he has some benefit to society...
Wow.. that is the new Oculus Facehugger!
Could be worse, I guess...
Made me think of these little guys.
@ Tyler: You have an uncanny talent for finding images that amuse & unnerve.
I remember the first time I watched two Gen-Xers playing Guitar Hero. One commented to the other: "Don't you love it when the audience cheers?" The other replied, "Yeah! That's such a rush." Suddenly, there was a chill in the room, but neither player seemed to notice.
In the future, sleep as we know it will be outlawed. The government will mandate that we all use a gadget that simulates a full 8 hours of sleep in a matter of minutes through virtual reality.
Have you ever played CIV V multi-player and smoked a lot of kush?
No but I've smoked kush and played shogun 2. It makes you appreciate long term expansion and logistics.
Satoshi has risen!
But he's still in denial.
Thy already made a movie about that. With Christopher Walken ....
And if it is ever invented/perfected, the human race will come to an end.
"Nobody cared who I was until I put on a mask"
No, he's Jacques Cousteau III, and what he's seeing ain't pretty.
The guy died of a stroke caused by a 12 hour erection from watching virtual reality porn all day.
The new liberal rose colored glasses -
Obama is telling me to suck his d...... but nothing is happening! Why????
Freak looks like he has a face coming out of his neck, adams apple being the nose(:-(
Actually looked again and it's quite frickin nasty, cuz I think there might really be an alien in dudes neck!
No, this is...
Surgically implanted telepropter with built in 24/7 facetime with Valerie Jarret
Will in your pic O looks as though he's having an hallucination of hisself as Robert Duvall......I love the smell of ------- in the morning.....zh'ers fill in the blanks! Smells like ------?
Jump, you fucker! Jump!
Looks like he's getting real time virtual images of Facebook's stock price today.
Starting to think Carl Ichan is on to something when he questioned the strength of silicon valley's governance and board independence. Even John Carmack, the CTO said the tech is nothing more than a update to the VirtualBoy.
Facebook is starting to smell very Tyco. Acquisitions for the sake of obfuscating the "growth story" and a dubious method of accounting for revenue recognition & goodwill impairments.
Or maybe as Warren Buffett said in 1996, maybe I just don't get it anymore. God help us if we have to last 2 more years of this loony bin.
You got more than two years I am afraid...
He's watching a watersports porno.
Wasn't this on "A Clockwork Orange?"
My pic? It's from the Shining.
Looks like Facialabuse to me. That guy has a severe case of virtual Bella Knox syndrome
Look out below!
A verse on the King IPO
Insanity's starting to show
I played Candy Crush
It wasn't a rush
Investors should Look Out Below!!!
Our valuation is not that insane
Because we have more than one game
Papa Pear is a cash cow
We will soon be in the Dow
Until people realize all our games are the same
There you are, i wondered were you wandered off to.
Looks like he has a dildo up his ass, while he watches Obama explain the benefits of obamacare to our economy.
Just wait until the first lawsuits by parents whose kids fell down the stairs or off the balcony using those silly things.
Aren't we "immersed" enough already?
Nice sleeping goggles
Jerking off never felt "so real"!
......and we're the dominant species on this globe? WTF
According too us.
The cockroaches may disagree.
This dude + pajama boy = we're fucked.
Looking up a ladys skirt for the first time.
It's a ZH commenter starting at the DXY chart waiting for it to crash.
How are these things different from this?
Ok, now show the next pic where the rat has chewed its way out through the guy's face. 1984 +30.
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