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What Happens If A US President Stops Speaking, And Nobody Claps

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... does it mean that everyone saw right through the endless bluster, hollow rhetoric and empty promises of the man tasked with reading from a teleprompter, and currently in charge of one of the world's most totalitarian states? Because either someone is getting fired for forgetting to turn on the "applause" sign, or Europeans no longer care for the lies uttered by Obama on all topics NSA-related (and all other topics too). One wonders: how long until the US president finally gets the same treatment in his own country?

 

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Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:41 | 4595809 grekko
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If this was a "B" movie (and it is), I'd bet that the PTB are losing interest in him.  Enter, stage left, the assasin.  biden can now step up as lead puppet.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:40 | 4595803 cnsteph
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It's funny.  I receved an excited call on election night 2008 from my friend in London.  She was SOOooooooo excited about him being elected because he was Socialist and "will definately lead you in the right direction towards equality".  I shook my head at her then... she refuses to comment on him now except to say he is a "dissappointment". 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:45 | 4595821 W74
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What's even sadder is that he solicited for applause twice.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:46 | 4595823 Atomizer
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Claptrapped assclown.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:52 | 4595845 news printer
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This is not america

David Bowie

A little piece of you
The little peace in me
Will die
For this is not america

Blossom falls to bloom
This season
Promise not to stare
Too long
For this is not a miracle

There was a time
A storm that blew so pure
For this could be the biggest sky
And I could have
The faintest idea

Snowman melting
From the inside
Falcon spirals
To the ground
So bloody red
Tomorrows clouds

A little piece of you
The little piece in me
Will die
For this is not america

There was a time
A wind that blew so young
For this could be the biggest sky
And I could have the faintest idea

This could be the biggest sky
This could be a miracle
This could be etc

http://youtu.be/MJRF8xGzvj4?t=8s

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:56 | 4595851 IridiumRebel
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And now for what the liberal shitheads are fed.....

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/03/26/1287482/-Calm-Cool-and-Collecte...

 

 

Ahhh....good to see our paid for by tax dollars sentiment swaying trollfuck has come to the junking of all here on this thread. 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:54 | 4595854 Hannibal
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If it aint Dutch it aint much!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:54 | 4595855 Duke Dog
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Be a real man, and duck you fucking head in shame motherfucker!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:45 | 4596115 kurt
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Is this Obama's Bush Shoe moment?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:57 | 4595875 Central Ohio
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Check, balances, rule-of-law...  yea right.  Dude you got nothin.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:07 | 4595905 ChargingHandle
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Straight up EMBARRASSING.

We are now a complete joke in the international arena. Soon the MSM will not be able to defend this admin and control the info release.

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:06 | 4595909 TalkToLind
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If this were to happen here in the US, every audience member would get audited.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:38 | 4596073 lotsoffun
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and then, depending on the findings - eventually it will come to being droned.

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:19 | 4595926 Pike Bishop
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One wonders: how long until the US president finally gets the same treatment in his own country?

D'ya mean only for NSA, or any topic in general? He can come to my town, if he wants to speak endlessly without the slightest interuption of applause. Except for the occassional "Fuck you" and episodes of crowd-vomiting, he can talk and grin all he wants.  The town voted for him twice. Once by a big margin and once by the skin of his teeth. Today he couldn't beat a dead monkey.

I'm not an Obama hater, I'm just a 2-faced-shitty-President hater. This guy has added nothing of value to important discussions, or he just avoided them... and then worked behind the scenes to make the situations worse.

No balls. He just fiddled while the Country burned. Far worse than that, he thought it was the right and intelligent road to take.

At least the Republitards tell you right up front, how they are going to fuck you. And the knife goes straight in the chest.

This sheep-humper just grins while being bathed in the light of his wrongly-assumed self-brilliance. While you feel that familiar stabbing pain in your back.

I have never seen Autism so suddenly set-in on a guy his age. He's definitely challenging Chimpy McFlightSuit for a President departing 2 terms, while remaining completely clueless.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:11 | 4595934 Cloud9.5
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Metrosexuals mirror the European ideal.  That is why the Europeans cheered when he was elected.  Unfortunately the new world order is collapsing around us. Resource wars are raging.   Europe probably has figured out where the last of their oil and natural gas is coming from and realized it is not coming from Texas.  In that environment being well dressed and articulate counts for little.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:22 | 4596002 css1971
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Europeans are 480 million individual people in 28 countries.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:07 | 4596226 bombdog
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Wow man, that's like the biggest crash in the opinion polls EVER!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:09 | 4596485 Ifigenia
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You mean European Union?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:11 | 4595937 JayKitsap
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The US Citizens paid how much to have him go there and talk so brillianly.  

There was One or possibly Two clapping.  They were really into him.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:20 | 4595986 css1971
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This really isn't the kind of thing I want to see.

 

We should be treating our leaders with outright hostility and skepticism, they should not be able to have a conference or make a statement without being challenged on the truth of what they say.

And FFS don't applaud them just for existing.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:26 | 4596023 Jon Steed
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The only ones clapping were CNN and Secret Service. Ha ha. I pity the fool.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:29 | 4596035 phoolish
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He looked so very sincere.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:33 | 4596051 pupdog1
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Maybe the Europeans don't spend all their time watching Dancing with the Biebsnookdashians.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:33 | 4596053 TalkToLind
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What exactly is he thanking them for?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:35 | 4596057 TalkToLind
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This comment did not meet my own standards.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:41 | 4596065 Runs-With_Toast
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He then went out back and slapped a white person, then did some drugs then played Grand Theft Auto then got on a PC hooked up to an armed drone and sent a missile at a wedding party in Afghanistan, then had a brawl with Moochelle and lost and promptly linked up with someone called Fabian.

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:00 | 4596449 franciscopendergrass
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I think he also went and beat up an effigy of Putin.  It's kinda sad being Putin's bitch.  I shed a tear for him ...  NOT!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:14 | 4596504 Ifigenia
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what`s wrong with afghan weddings? no gays and lesbians?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:27 | 4596805 franciscopendergrass
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Too soon . .  lol

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:59 | 4596146 NuYawkFrankie
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Next time President Obromide should take a few crates of those clapping seals with him - y'know, the ones he trained to jump up & down during the State Of Union Address

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:21 | 4596292 Bastiat
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You mean Congress?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:04 | 4596541 Legolas
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ROFLMAO !

 

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:58 | 4596181 cheetahbaby
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If Rufus would grow an afro, maybe folks wouldn't notice he has a small head and big ears....

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:08 | 4596227 NuYawkFrankie
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They thought they'd paid good money to see a Dieudonne gig...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:11 | 4596248 Herdee
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I'll never understand the reasoning of the NSA and/or any other intelligence agencies listening to my wife and some of her girlfriends rapping on the phone for hours.What in hell do they pay all these NSA staff to do?Analyze a bunch of crap?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:14 | 4596503 Debt Slave
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Only when they aren't watching porn.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:18 | 4596276 Runs-With_Toast
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BTW hijacking thread. NZ oil rig worker saw MH 370 in flames. http://www.malaysia-chronicle.com/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=2...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:19 | 4596279 BustainMovealota
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I heard one clap, thats good ,, right?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:01 | 4596294 deflator
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I fully expect the end of the status quo to happen when EU rolls over to the side of China and Russia. It is inevitable  because of simple human nature.

 It is easy to rationalize stealing(human nature).

It is easy to rationalize.

Obama and the status quo bullshit is 100% rationalization.

 I will be extremely surprised if there isn't covert as well as overt negotiations taking place since 2008.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:56 | 4596666 Absinthe Minded
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Never mind stealing. They will roll over when half the EU is freezing to death. When Russia says join us or your gas is going up 500% just like Ukraine they will say, "Dear Vlad, welcome to the newest Russian annex. Now please turn the gas back on."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:22 | 4596301 Bastiat
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May he become familiar with the sound of one hand clapping.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:25 | 4596306 NuYawkFrankie
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Hmmm.... that venue looks suspiciously like the exercise yard at Rikers Island....

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:43 | 4596396 pupdog1
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It scares me, and my cat, that you know that.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:49 | 4596420 NuYawkFrankie
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Your cat's a pussy, but you don't have to be ;)

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:27 | 4596318 americanspirit
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Any experienced cop watching that clip would tell you that without doubt the perp is lying. The facial expressions - especially the eyes - along with the body language are all virtually foolproof tells.

Plus you can see that the mongrel is getting tired of scratching - the fleas are getting to him.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:43 | 4596366 El Hosel
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Give him a break, the audience was just tired and hung over from the big party at the secret service's hotel.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:34 | 4596348 pragmatic hobo
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at least nobody saw fit to throw his/her shoe at him ... so, still better than bush.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:06 | 4596661 dexter_morgan
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How do we know that? The media may have chosen not to show that happen to their darling so dumbasses like yourself can keep making dumbass statements like that.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:44 | 4596392 pupdog1
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Oboingo  said...

"I am confidant that the core values that have guided Americans in the past... privacy, rule of law, individual rights... will continue to guide us in the future... ."

I mean, he actually fucking said that to grown adults.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:55 | 4596436 paint it red ca...
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How is that lie any more significant than any other bull shit that's exited his mouth?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:02 | 4596453 franciscopendergrass
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I can't believe he can have shit exiting his mouth and his ass.  How is that possible?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:44 | 4596615 Hey Assholes
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"words drop from mouth like shit from ass."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:32 | 4596561 Ifigenia
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If the authorities believe him, than he would be arrested for crimes of obstruction of Justice to protect banksters ponzi shemes, wargomering, assassination of innocents peoples by drones, false flags to endanger life of americans military personals oversees, and, why not, acts of terrorism against Humanity.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:55 | 4596432 loveyajimbo
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Very Hitleresque... spoke with glistening eyes about our revolution and our Constitution... the rights of the individual...  government by the PEOPLE... the horrors of over reaching governments... all the while glancing at his ipad to see if the NSA, HHS, IRS and/or "Justice" Dept had found any more conservative Americans to fuck over...

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:48 | 4596635 Ban KKiller
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He picks on conservatives more than others? He is a puppet so I don't think he picks his nose wiithout help. Clinton, Bush, Clinton, Bush...it does not matter at this point. 

Fascisim is here. Enjoy. 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:56 | 4596439 franciscopendergrass
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Why do the last two Presidents have to be such douche bags?  I wonder how Obama is at dodging a shoe.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxNprnas7i8

I can't believe liberals can even support this complete failure of a President.  Bush and Obama thanks for further deteriorating America's standing in the world and continuing to sink our economy.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:47 | 4596631 dexter_morgan
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One has to wonder if someone threw a shoe at Obama........would we ever know about it? MSM ain't gonna portray their darlin in a bad light.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:25 | 4596796 Savyindallas
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last two? What about Clinton and papa Bush  -both are full fledged members of the douchebag fraternity.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:47 | 4596886 franciscopendergrass
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Yes, they were douche bags too.  At least Clinton is not hated by the world and HW Bush did not occupy Iraq.  

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:58 | 4596440 franciscopendergrass
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HAHAHA Goodbye rock star status.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:01 | 4596452 Gringo Viejo
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It's harsh when everyone knows you're an asshole and you're oblivious to it. Seen it numerous times in my 60 plus years and even today, I still feel bad for the asshole.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:42 | 4596605 optimator
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C'mon, I your age.  Did you feel bad when Phineas T. Bluster and the gang, remember we could even see the strings then.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:08 | 4596718 Gringo Viejo
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A blast from the past brother. Thx. LMAO

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:04 | 4596460 blindman
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CREDIBILITY TRAP SNARES THE
CON ARTIST.
.
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2014/01/credibility-trap-fatal-...
"Credibility Trap: Fatal Web of Lies

From "Bill Moyers World of Ideas" 1994 Interview with ethicist Sissela Bok:
"As a philosopher, Sissela Bok grapples with hard truths – and with hard untruths, as well. Her writings explore the psychology of lying, the consequences of deception, and the perils of keeping secrets. With advanced degrees in both psychology and philosophy, she has taught ethics at Harvard’s Medical School, the Kennedy School of Government, and philosophy at Brandeis University. Her books include Lying: Moral Choice in Public and Private Life and A Strategy for Peace."

Moyers: Can a republic die of too many lies?

Sissela Bok: I think a republic definitely could—especially if the lies are also covered up by various methods of secrecy. If you combine lying and secrecy, and if you also bring in violence so that secrecy covers up for schemes of lying and violence, then I think a republic can die.

I don’t think it’s possible for citizens to have very much of an effect if they literally don’t know what’s going on.

A credibility trap is a condition in which the financial, political and informational functions of a society have been compromised by corruption and fraud. The leadership cannot effectively reform, or even honestly address, the problems of that system without impairing and implicating, at least incidentally, a broad swath of the power structure, including themselves." jca
.
[al gore must answer for the corrosive aspect associated with
the interwebs, bring him on the next show and confront him i say.]
.
"..The influential status quo tolerates the corruption and the fraud because they have profited, at least indirectly from it, and would like to continue to do so. Even the impulse to reform within the power structure is susceptible to various forms of soft blackmail and coercion by the system that maintains and rewards them.

And so a failed policy and its support system become self-sustaining, long after it can be seen by objective observers to have failed. In its failure it is counterproductive, and an impediment to recovery in the real economy. Admitting failure is not an option for the thought leaders who receive their power from that system.

The continuity of the structural hierarchy must therefore be maintained at all costs, even to the point of becoming a painfully obvious, 'organized hypocrisy.'" jca
.
comment: form a line on the right or left, anyone who would like to
kill or die for the luxury of the banksters to continue global usury
upon yourselves and off spring many generations out. take your time,
there is no rush.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:20 | 4597012 Blood Spattered...
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Fascinating interview, thanks for sharing.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:09 | 4596482 yogibear
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Obama gone.....

One less stupid Mofo from Chicago.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:43 | 4596614 dexter_morgan
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WOW - very awkward......but very awesome

I'm gonna take a wild guess that this was not shown on any domestic MSM news?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:43 | 4596616 Sages wife
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Who's he waving to?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:21 | 4597014 Emergency Ward
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"A Face in the Crowd" starring Andy Griffith, 1957

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yUjmqR7Usc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SlobJX_Fl8

"Because the people love Lonesome Rhodes. Lonesome Rhodes is the people. The people is Lonesome Rhodes........ Ten thousand miles away from home...Marcia, I lost them.......but all I've got to do is talk to them one more time. I'll say I said that it was just to see how many were really listening. Sure, I'll have them eating out of my hands again, just like old times......... "

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:50 | 4596640 Legolas
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Wow, that's some bad juju !

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:51 | 4596643 walküre
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So many comments and we still haven't asked the most important question.

Who was the one and only guy who clapped?

Worth looking into imo. He might need some help.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:52 | 4596648 dexter_morgan
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It was the squatch, Moochele. Same person he waved at

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:03 | 4596696 walküre
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Good loyal wife despite the rumors. She enjoys the lifestyle and puts up with the fallout.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:47 | 4596887 dexter_morgan
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our tax dollars at work

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:24 | 4596791 Lost Word
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She is in China at this time with her mother and daughters.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 20:53 | 4596651 Legolas
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A patient escaped from the local asylum.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:01 | 4596690 Xrated
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Blazing Saddles...The Sheriffs a GD N*gger!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:02 | 4596693 European American
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What happens if the President stops speaking and nobody claps? In this case, hopefully an acute myocardial infarction.

 

On a side note, and I know this topic seems to be already getting old, but "what's this, Israeli's have an identical Boeing 777 in a hanger in Tel Aviv?" 

http://www.bollyn.com/are-the-israelis-planning-another-9-11-using-the-missing-777/

 

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:23 | 4596785 steelrules
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I guess to fit it with that nuke Obama's worried about.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:26 | 4597033 lakecity55
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Hmmm, too much Ideation goin' on roun' heah.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:42 | 4597410 Ifigenia
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but arent the dual diplomats in holiday with their house close?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:31 | 4597007 lakecity55
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Well, then, this is serious enough to be trumpeted even if it turns out false. The risk of a FF of this nature is too big to discount.

I would send it out to some contacts which is what I am doing, in a zippered link.

Hey, also start looking for unusual puts, shorts etc in the markets! When the zionistas strike, they make $$$ at the same time! Don't get conned again like 9/11!

I am of the opinion the Zionistas did it, using muslims as stooges. Now, it is also possible they found some muslims willing to do it, but either way, they are into 9/11 somehow, IMHO.

Hey!

After the dastardly Sneak Attack on the USS Liberty, would you trust these askeNAZIs??

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 01:06 | 4597454 Setarcos
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Very interesting catch.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:03 | 4596700 rayo_xis
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Lol! Obama seems uncomfortable with the silence. But normally, European journalists do not applaud the press conferences.

 

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:20 | 4596775 Sages wife
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So, he has never barfed democracy in Europe before?

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:07 | 4596714 steelrules
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I can tell you the exact moment Obama lost any and all respect. December 31 2011, New Year's eve while no one was watching he signed the NDAA.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:18 | 4596764 Sages wife
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Finally!  The Emperor has no clothes.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:33 | 4596833 The Fonz...befo...
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Sexual Chocolate

(Tepid clap)

SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!!

(Tepid clap)

Lmfao

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yKK2AIHwZpY

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:59 | 4596904 Shizzmoney
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The shame of something like this is that most probably on this site will relish in it with some sort of partisan hackery just because this guy got basically ignored off the stage.

But it ain't got nuthin to do with the party, the man's age, or the man's race......

.....the problem itself, is the office.

The President used to be *our* guy.  Like, the type of guy who would actually stick his political neck out in order to save ours.  Roosevelt with Economic Order; Eisenhower with the military industrial complex; Carter with consumerization; Lincoln and Slavery.

Granted, these guys weren't the perfect saints they tell you growing up in school, but when push came to shove: they were there for US, even when the Supreme Court or Congress wasn't.

Now? They are all the same.  Soulless, feckless puppets reading off of a script.  From Reagan-on, they have just been men who have continually pushed for the same neofinancialized policies, the same executive orders, the same covert war operations.

The thing is: at some point, one of these guys is going to get really unlucky.  The shit is really going to hit the fan, and the people telling the POTUS what to do aren't going to know what to do anymore after all the chips are gone.  Yet, they can't listen or give power back to the people, because that usually means: a) the people that pay them will have huge monetary losses and b) the people working for the plutocrats in D.C. will have huge monetary losses.

Unless The President grows a pair.

In terms of this guy? Listen, he seems like a swell dude who cares.......but the main reason why the smarter, more "in-tune to the news" Europeans in that crowd basically "pshaw'd" the guy is because the people running the United States, not just him, are a complete joke.  The world knows what the plebs here in the United States know: our politicians are snake oil salesmen.  They have failed again and again to solve the problems the people who put them in power created.  It's a travesty and it will come back to bite all of us in the ass.  9/11, the Boston Bombing, the DOW losing 777 in a day......that ain't shit.  Ask the people in Ukraine, Greece, Turkey, Venezuela, etc......

Will he ever break from the script, especially when Obama de facto legalizing financial crime, will eventually come back to bite us?  Depends on the timing.  Like Benny Boy from the Fed who got out when he could, will this guy have the white haired lament we see from so many other big name fail champions (as they sleep on their millions) 10-20 years down the road?  If Japan is an indicator, it might (they is why the TBTF bankers love the Japan-style NeoKeynesism*: you can centrally plan bubbles to minimize the "collateral damage", society be damned).

But if it happen, on HIS watch?  Will he have the balls to do what to do (correct the financial system and jail the bankers and corporate military people)? 

If you were to ask JFK, he'd probably short that puppy.

 

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:23 | 4597371 Setarcos
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"... the people running the United States, not just him, are a complete joke."

A very sick and dangerous joke, except in the case of Ziggy, Kissinger and sundry other psychopaths who are VERY dangerous, beyond any kind of joke and beyond being censured as patholoically insane, because them that run the 'judiciary' and other parts of the neo-fascist system are cut from the same cloth.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:53 | 4596906 22winmag
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Tell me this was computer generated and didn't really occur.

 

Please, tell me.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:59 | 4596936 hooligan2009
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quack much?,,said the lame audience to the lame duck

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:01 | 4596939 Burticus
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How long until the US president finally gets the same treatment in his own country?

Stupid question...of course the crowd in Mombasa would cheer their native son.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:10 | 4596975 lakecity55
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Indeed, even in Nairobi and the Northern Frontier District!

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:02 | 4596945 the grateful un...
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its a press conference, we missed the beginning, obama looks old and tired and mouthed the words, these things happen, its part of the rubber chicken circuit. ukraine is a serious problem for us policy, (which was wrong for years, and inadaquete for an equal number). the neocons pushed the issue, the liberals acquiesced, and now someone is embarrassed that russia might actually push back. too bad but it didn't need to be you if you got off your ass.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:04 | 4596952 Atomizer
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Obama's reheroic is simply like trying to flush down a floating turd in a broken toilet.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:09 | 4596973 lakecity55
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Quack! Quack! Quack!

"Lookit the naked man, momma!"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:17 | 4596999 idontcare
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We have a President?  Oh... maybe others like me forgot that this person who everyday has a press conference somewhere in the middle of the day is supposedly our Head of State and therefore impliedly important.  I'm wondering if a late night talk show host went out into a busy shopping area and asked passersby what the name of the current president was, whether these people would respond "Barack Obama" or "Fitz".  

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:37 | 4597069 Typing Typer
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Europeans place a very high value on personal privacy, and to bash them with this giant Stazi-Gestapo Monolithic Surveillance State Internet policy, forced on them in secret by their supposed "friend and ally" the US, well Comrade Obama is fortunate that ALL they did was to refrain from clapping.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:46 | 4597108 pachanguero
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He's just the spoksman for the NWO.  Really just put in place to keep the gettos stable as the banks hose everybody

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 22:52 | 4597126 dexter_morgan
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http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2014/03/26/dem-pollster-yep-were-...

No worries. Just queue up all the SIG's to scare people shitless about how their lifes will be totally destroyed unless they make sure Reid,Polosi,Hillary are there to save them.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:29 | 4597221 pot_and_kettle
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I don't care how he played it off - this was acutely embarrassing.

Loved every second of it.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:33 | 4597235 yogibear
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I usually turn the channel when Barry is on. What a combo Biden and Barry. I also turn the channel when Lurch (Kerry) is on as well. Advertisements get more attention.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 23:40 | 4597252 the 300000000th...
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Its just a cue to the Bilderberg group that their newest puppet has run his course, he is expired. They are considering the next puppet, will it be Hillary, Christie, Paul??

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:01 | 4597321 Perimetr
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All that was missing was a lightning strike to ignite his lying ass.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:09 | 4597335 Youri Carma
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Dutch premier Rutte/BOZo the Clown At the end of the vid with Obummer. A Man who’s proud to have no vision at all, because quote: “Having a vision is like an elephant you have to look around” according to Dutch Premier Mark Rutte. So, there’s a elephant in the room and the people who can see it have vision while others can not. Rutte the Clown does see the elephant in the room but doesn’t care about it because it blocks his sight LOlz  But how can it block your vision if you have non?

“Why so gloomy?” Mark Rutte Prime Minister of The Netherlands said to a reporter http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/youricarma/Miscellaneous/MarkRutt...

You donnow who BoZO The CLOWN is?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esJl7MZoVww

Flush Hope Here http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/youricarma/Miscellaneous/n1073576...

An other new long day for Obama by Dutch Cartoonist Jos Collignon http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v393/youricarma/Miscellaneous/Just-An-...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 00:20 | 4597361 BeetleBailey
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JUST was on the New Republic's web site.

 

JESUS!

LOUSY with Fuckbamaviks....those whiny "show us the exact story/fact-check cunts....

 

HEY FUCKERS....SHOW US FUCKBAMA'S REAL GOD DAMNED COLLEGE TRANSCRIPTS....YOU KNOW...THE SHIT HE SEALED UP ONCE HE JUMPED ON THE FUCKING THRONE....

FOR OPENERS...YOU DUMB CUNTS

 

FUCK-BOTS AND VALERIE JARRET ASS SNIFFERS....

 

EUROPE GETS IT....FAT ON THE DOLE AMERCIANS ARE MOSTLY TOO FUCKED UP TO

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 01:41 | 4597510 Dan The Man
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aaawwwkkkward...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 02:06 | 4597537 illadeljim
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Thu, 03/27/2014 - 02:06 | 4597538 illadeljim
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So, what you're implying is that people who think for themselves don't applaud hypocrisy? You must be a terrorist or sumptin -- keep it up and your NSA file may be pulled, or maybe the IRS will conveniently find your file, or perhaps a small army of heavily armed local cops will slam your face into the pavement for not paying your water bill on time. Watch what you imply, Tyler Durden, or else you may feel the heavy hand of Obama's "smartpower".

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 02:36 | 4597562 pcrs
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Normally the white house determines that only the loudest clappers attend their press conferences.

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:39 | 4597681 dogismycopilot
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notice the courtyard was too small to allow those people in.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 02:49 | 4597573 zebrasquid
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I liked the Sieg Heil salute he got on his way out.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 04:26 | 4597633 Cadavre
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The silent minority?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:51 | 4597685 dreadnaught
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well to be fair, 2 out of 100 clapped-kind of half heartedly

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:07 | 4600250 SKY85hawk
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sounded half-handedly, like slapped their head WTF!

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 04:36 | 4597640 resurger
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Pawned

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:38 | 4597679 dogismycopilot
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sheeet, my Negro.

tomorrow your afro gonna be all white. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:53 | 4597687 Peter Pan
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JOKE:

Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in South Texas, asked the audience for total quiet.

 

Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.

 

Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

 

Then, little 10 year old Todd, with a proud Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said: "Well, dumbass, stop clapping!”

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 07:27 | 4597776 AKrandy
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But, but , but he's so eloquent. The man who stammers, hesitates, hems and haws his way through anything not scripted and read off a teleprompter. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:08 | 4600254 SKY85hawk
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I'd appreciate hearing the question he was fumbling with.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 12:50 | 4602866 LaurentDeLyon
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aussi humilié que possible, un peu de vaseline peut être ?

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 19:31 | 4604266 rbblum
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' . . . . the core values that America has always believed in in terms of privacy, rule of law, individual rights that has guided the United States for MANY YEARS' ? 

Aren't those core values the United States, a constitutional republic, was founded upon . . .  OVER TWO HUNDRED YEARS AGO?

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