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Presenting The Latest US Strategy To Counter "Russian Aggression"

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#Selfies!

 

 

Seems a little cruel and unusual - that's certainly crossing a red line or two...

State Department Spokesperson Jen Psaki's message to the world is not #trending

 

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Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:31 | 4599508 jcaz
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Awesomeness.....

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:33 | 4599527 Deathrips
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Shill Bitch....Crony Socialist fucker!!!

 

RIPS

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:35 | 4599553 onewayticket2
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#BecauseObama

 

how flippin' sad has the USA become? 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:37 | 4599570 Skateboarder
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I don't approve of the bastardization of the pound sign (read that, you 'hash tag' fuckers).

/*bananapalooza*/

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:39 | 4599578 ZerOhead
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#UnitedForUkraineRapeAndPillage

She missed some words that went around the back...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:41 | 4599597 Anusocracy
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#UnitedForHegemonyOverUkraine

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:43 | 4599611 Looney
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Yellow Cunt! Is "yellow" raciss? ;-)

Looney

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:45 | 4599632 knukles
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Oh Jesus ....

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:48 | 4599648 Manthong
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I’d like to see a female Russian tank commander in camo tweet a selfie right back at her from the hatch of her T-90.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:50 | 4599664 Anusocracy
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I hope she's not a thespian.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:01 | 4599732 Latina Lover
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 No wonder Putin covers his mouth when speaking to Obama, perhaps to hide his laugh?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:03 | 4599744 DirtyWilly
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I thought we rounded up all the libtards?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:13 | 4599778 redpill
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Like omg #occupyukraine

Someone start a drum circle!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:19 | 4599813 Ahmeexnal
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The idiocy of virtual shit.
Obamagabalus will raise a virtual army (funded by bitcoin) and wage war on virtual world (or farmville).

Meanwhile, in the real world, NATO countries are already defeated from within.

Yet the sheeple dream with their Facebook/Occulus headgear and bitcoin.

A fool and his REAL wealth are easily parted.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:20 | 4599824 cifo
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that's not a selfie

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:35 | 4599905 El Diablo Rojo
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#NiCeGuNT

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:02 | 4600039 MiguelitoRaton
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Do you think that would work against global warming...it could save a lot of needless taxation and regulation #UnitedAgainstWarming

Then when things cool again, naturally, we can claim it was our selfies

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:20 | 4600092 Chief KnocAHoma
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Obama - "Are you sure we should be so aggressive John? I mean calling Vlad out on Twitter... that is a big move."

Kerry - "Trust me... this will make that commie basterd shit in his pants."

Chris Mathews - "Another brilliant move by our brilliant young leader. Does anyone mind if I suck him off on live TV?"

Puttin - Rolling on the floor holding his side because it hurts so much from laughter. "Those pussies! Quick someone take the queer in chief off my Facebook friends list. He'll be crying by night fall!"

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:27 | 4600133 James_Cole
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#wwIIIorbust

@houseGOP

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:37 | 4600745 MagicHandPuppet
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Oh, when will the tide of bureaucrat and politician suicides begin?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:05 | 4601067 old naughty
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Japanese WWII solider requested to be sent back to hideout...

Councillor: "World has advanced..."

Soldier: "I hid because I feared the enemy...But now I fear more, they write their talk."

Councillor: "We practice head in sand..."

"..."

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:26 | 4601123 Chief KnocAHoma
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Who is the douche bag cocksucker that down voted me? Must have been Reggie.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:27 | 4600134 Joe Davola
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"Does the carpet match the curtains" - thus spaketh the Man Show Boy.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:31 | 4600142 SoilMyselfRotten
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Is it appropriate to call her a WHORE?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:40 | 4601175 RichardParker
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The world "whore" has several meanings you know.

Whore-Someone who will do anyihtng for attention

Whore-someone who will do anything to get what they want (sell out)  They completely lack shame/guilt/morals.

Whore-someone who sleeps around.

To answer your question, she would prob, satisfy 2 out of 3 of the above definitions,  And I don't think she's gettin' any (toys don't count).  BTW, +1

 

 

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:31 | 4600144 ShrNfr
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He must have been wearing jeans when he said that. He mentioned that he looks sharp in jeans. Kerry speaks French too.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:17 | 4600485 eatthebanksters
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The other day I said he can't be that fucking stupid...now I can say, he is that fucking stupid and so are the people he surrounds himslf with.  You can be the most articulate intellect in the world and sound very plausible, but when your reasoning is based on fantasy then you are dangerous.  Obama is dangerous.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:52 | 4600606 FlowerofLife
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Unfortunately, I can only upvote you once. You deserve better.

 

mg

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:29 | 4601137 Chief KnocAHoma
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Thanks dude!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:36 | 4599911 Endgamer
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Disconnect much, Psaki?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:24 | 4600115 Chief KnocAHoma
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This is so fucking stupid! Someone should report the state dept to Tyler for making offensive statements.

Meanwhile Russia is amassing 100,000 laughing troops on the Ukraine boarder. I'm sure at this very moment a young scared private in the Russian Army is asking his sargent, "You don't think they will use Twitter on us... do you?"

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:27 | 4600719 MiguelitoRaton
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Room and boarder?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:28 | 4600720 MiguelitoRaton
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Room and boarder?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:32 | 4601146 Chief KnocAHoma
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typo... some of us work and don't have time for proof reading.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:40 | 4599937 NotApplicable
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I was wondering how long until someone pointed that out.

Of course, that means it's even better. She likely held a meeting to discuss what to write on the sign, and who got to take her pic.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:33 | 4600729 hot sauce technician
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Wtf does bitcoin have to do with this. I agree the west is effed and from within but what btc doesn't have as a store of wealth gold/pm doesn't have in portability. The real culprit is fiat. In any case, when food becomes scarce aota will save u from hunger to the same degree.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:12 | 4601090 Philalethian
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"The idiocy of virtual shit."...

...in this modern world is more real than the unreal shirt that happens or is acted out on the world stage by the leaderbird puppets and is then regurgatated as news in the lame stream media. Everybody is fed up, sick and tired, and just atrociously up-evened by the constant diarrhea of the mouth that is spat out all across the mind-kontrol tv boxes across the wastelands of America.

Oh and ah, here is a doozy of a distraction. Wowie!

http://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2014/03/latest-news-__satellite_spo...

It just bedazzles the ever confused tinker, in the face of this kind talk and everybody world-wide seeing the God forbid possibility, would those crazy banksters and underling plotters of evil deeds actually pull this off?

 

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:26 | 4599841 sixsigma cygnus...
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WB7 should "enhance" that pic so she is saying "Fcuk the EU."

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 08:59 | 4602073 MontgomeryScott
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Don't forget the pound sign... 'hash tag'... thingie.

That was my exact thaught when seeing the pic. I thought of Vicky Newland, and WB7...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:18 | 4599812 Buckaroo Banzai
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If only those breasts could be harnessed for good, and not evil...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:05 | 4600060 Joe Davola
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Or unharnessed, whichever.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:58 | 4600837 MrPalladium
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The lady does appear to have a consideable rack. In fact, I barely noticed the the sign.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 02:07 | 4601652 Lore
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I miss hairstyles. Remember when ladies styled their hair?  Nowadays, it's a bonus if the horse tail is washed.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:24 | 4599847 MedTechEntrepreneur
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What is it about Progressives that makes them all have halted emotional development at about the age of Jr High?  

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:44 | 4599958 NotApplicable
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Santa Claus syndrome.

Though to be honest, it aflicts statists of every stripe. Progressives are merely the most visibly incoherent of the bunch (benevolent dictators saving the world).

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 22:22 | 4601304 resaci
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Amen

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:14 | 4599781 pods
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Just when I think things cannot get worse, they do.

Thanks Jen, you twit.

Why don't you go #sand.

pods

(edit: Definitely wouldn't #her)

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:15 | 4600088 cougar_w
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Clever.

Fri, 03/28/2014 - 01:25 | 4601629 HardlyZero
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Has there been any Pope 'pop' in the polls since One's meeting with #1 ?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:04 | 4599746 underman
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Fucking Tweety Bird!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:12 | 4599784 Skateboarder
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You have to wonder why she is not #AddressingTurkishInternetCensorship.

What outfit would she wear anyway? Watermelon?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:55 | 4600218 max2205
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Be nice...it's obvious she is Transgendering

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:53 | 4600609 unrulian
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What outfit would she wear anyway? Watermelon?

Black sea foam

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:46 | 4600787 neidermeyer
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Just a fine example of the superior FedGov employee that makes double the family income of us plebes... What would we do without this fine person saving the Ukranians on our behalf while Dear leader explains to il Papa why he's cool with dismembering babies.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:10 | 4601082 ThroxxOfVron
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"You have to wonder why she is not #AddressingTurkishInternetCensorship.

What outfit would she wear anyway? Watermelon?"

 

Turkey is getting the Snowden treament.  Obama/Kerry dare not agitate lest more Democratic Senators and Mayors get driven off to central booking and Oliver North is ceremoniously given his own daily show on FOX consisting of his giving elaborate power-point presentations on how this nation (re/de)building shit is engineered by professional ideologically pure anglo neocon mercenaries.

I'm more concerned about the imminent sanctions to be levied against the oligarch/backers of the emerging leadership of Scotland, Catalonia, The Republic Of Venice, Aztlan, The Commonwealth of Pennysltuky, Planet Arkadia, and Russo-Cuba...

 

Oh, what would the ho wear for turkey basting?  

-Red brazier and crotchless edible cherry-koolaid flavor panties, Chanel No #0 and whipped topping.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:22 | 4599836 TahoeBilly2012
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#UsefulGoyim

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:26 | 4600119 ebworthen
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Anusocracy said:  "I hope she's not a thespian."

Dunno...she is "coming out of the hatch..."

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:51 | 4600604 unrulian
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Who's jade anal beads?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:52 | 4600814 neidermeyer
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Damned overpaid government workers ,, Dr. Frank-N-Furter could only afford a fake pearl anal bead necklace.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:57 | 4600826 Rakshas
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Thank you Tyler for Posting this, I was a difficult juncture in my life when....... but now I know what I must do .... so .....If you guys have a few moments I'd like to talk to you about the Lord JESUS CHRIST!!!!

 

oh pain coming back ...... make it stop make it stop tell the Kenyan OREO he wins just make it stop.... sob 

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:50 | 4599670 fonestar
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Dumbing down.. down.. down..

At what point are amoeba allowed to run for office?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:57 | 4599701 McMolotov
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We deserve everything that's coming to us for not stopping these crazy motherfuckers sooner. I'm not exactly a religious man, but Jefferson pretty much nailed it:

"I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just; that his justice cannot sleep forever."

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:09 | 4600067 DeadFred
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Coming soon to an apostate country near you!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:20 | 4600103 cougar_w
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When she does come her kid sister will casually blow our shit up and not even realize it until later.

http://madscienceunlimited.com/fiction/uncomfortableWithTheTruth.html

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:27 | 4600946 Blano
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The problem isn't that we didn't try; the problem is we're outnumbered by fucking idiots.  Almost makes me wish AQ would pay a return visit.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:50 | 4601024 Terminus C
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AQ never left... as a matter of fact they are kind of... home grown so to speak.

As for TJ... he was a murderous psychopath like the rest of them.  Just look at how he "opened" the west.  I know, I know, lots of red arrows for shitting on one of the libertarian heros but facts is facts bitchez.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:00 | 4599726 negative rates
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They are right after yeast, which is just after humans.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:50 | 4599671 Troll Magnet
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Another Jew insider pushing the US to go to war.

Same shit, different day in the good old USIsrael.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:20 | 4599823 CH1
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Go away.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:56 | 4600013 LFMayor
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Yes, this.   Honestly, this fucking mentality that it's someone else's fault, or their manipultion,  that has caused our current woes is ridiculous, inane, and childish.

Like my goddamn ex-wife, writ large.  Every ailment physical, spiritual and in between in her life is Someone elses (as in my) FUCKING FAULT. 

We dropped the ball.  We could have stamped these fucking do nothings out of existence years ago.  In the 50s. In the 60's, in the 70s, etc... But we were nice. We just got along. We gave these fucking retards a hat and a glove and their turn at the plate and made movies about how their magic could fix the world.  And then in real life, they, like retards always do, FUCKED IT ALL UP.

so here we are. trying to push a Russian strong man around by sending fucking tweets from mousy looking martinets who live off of other peoples taxes.  Kiss my ass and please, please send the Great Reset now, O Lord, that I might smite and destroy the fucking retards in thy blessed wrath. 

We have to kill the retards before they kill us.  It's the part that Darwin got right.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:23 | 4600112 cougar_w
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Consider the somewhat terrifying possibility that the retards may be better adapted to the current situation than you are. That in fact, that was the goal all along.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:54 | 4600215 Christophe2
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Better adapted, as in having survived mind break (MK-ULTRA) as a child and having adapted as best they could in order to just survive, only to ultimately become no different than their perpetrators and hence later propagating the terrible madness onto their own children?

 

No one should be surprised at the idiocy of our 'elites': they had their minds broken in infancy, after all...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:27 | 4600703 KickIce
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if you mean having the ability to leech every dollar possible out of the system without returning anything whatsoever positive I would agree.  Wait a minute, did I just describe the FSA or politicians?

#CanaryInTheCoalmine for miss UintedForWar

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:41 | 4600980 fedupwhiteguy
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Well? What's wrong with making that aggressive move now!! Let's go. Pick a state, push out all Federal officers. Lay a claim to 40 acres of federally held land (save the military for last). The current problem is when people decide they've had enough they get taken out one at a time. Like you said, in the freakin 50's we should have made a move. Let's just pick a piece of ground, push the federales the hell out and then hold the ground. thennnnn, wash, rinse, repeat on another patch of ground nearby. I would recommend that you all consider downsizing on seizeable assets and make plans to fast and light traveling in the future.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:57 | 4601212 RichardParker
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"Survival of the fittest" is Darwin's evolution (more or less).  The problem is that the ones that Darwin would have considered "the fittest" humans among modern society are public enemy #1 to the statists/socialists.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:20 | 4600924 hot sauce technician
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Yeah because Israel is *the* one thing on her mind. I'd bet that she can't even point to Jerusalem on a map. How's that for you?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:11 | 4599775 SilverRhino
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"Rocking and Rolling for Russia" 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:24 | 4599843 Headbanger
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Make that a hot topless female Russian tank commander in a camo cap with a selfie of her from the hatch of the new T-99 main battle tank!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:45 | 4600590 icanhasbailout
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9 out of 10 females of childbearing age in Russia make Psaki look like Helen Thomas.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:30 | 4600139 hunglow
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Wearing commando

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:30 | 4600140 one-in-nine
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A Russian T-90 is so 19th Century ;) Wars were so much more definitive then...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:52 | 4599680 0b1knob
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I'm afraid that in the contest of US vs Russian governement babes, the Russians are winning easily.

http://goodstuffsworld.blogspot.com/2014/03/crazy-natalia-poklonskaya-stuff.html

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:13 | 4599792 McMolotov
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I would give her money just to stand there and blink at me repeatedly.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:18 | 4599810 El Diablo Rojo
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Holy crap. Yeah, compared to the chunky red who is long in the tooth, we lost huge.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:37 | 4599919 YHC-FTSE
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I'm sorely tempted to commit a serious crime in the Crimea just for the opportunity to be presented to the prosecutor general. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:45 | 4599965 seek
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Don't forget the Rooskies have Anna Chapman, too, though I admit she's not aging that well. Hopefully Snowden "researched" her offer.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:42 | 4600766 Sirius Wonderblast
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Good call!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:30 | 4600954 Blano
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Oh hell yes I would.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:49 | 4599657 Anusocracy
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In case you have some spare time this weekend.

Understanding Libertarian Morality: The Psychological Dispositions of Self-Identified Libertarians

http://www.plosone.org/article/info:doi/10.1371/journal.pone.0042366

Abstract

Libertarians are an increasingly prominent ideological group in U.S. politics, yet they have been largely unstudied. Across 16 measures in a large web-based sample that included 11,994 self-identified libertarians, we sought to understand the moral and psychological characteristics of self-described libertarians. Based on an intuitionist view of moral judgment, we focused on the underlying affective and cognitive dispositions that accompany this unique worldview. Compared to self-identified liberals and conservatives, libertarians showed 1) stronger endorsement of individual liberty as their foremost guiding principle, and weaker endorsement of all other moral principles; 2) a relatively cerebral as opposed to emotional cognitive style; and 3) lower interdependence and social relatedness. As predicted by intuitionist theories concerning the origins of moral reasoning, libertarian values showed convergent relationships with libertarian emotional dispositions and social preferences. Our findings add to a growing recognition of the role of personality differences in the organization of political attitudes.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:58 | 4599710 NotApplicable
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I'm guessing the "weaker endorsement of all other moral principles" is due to the fact that NONE OF THEM ARE MORAL, but rather, are collectivist do-gooder scams which require force, fraud and coercion to implement.

 

Fri, 04/04/2014 - 18:34 | 4600456 Anusocracy
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Morals are cultural survival traits that promoted societies that existed in far different conditions than what we have now.

Reversion to these traits is best demonstrated by what happens during war or extreme disasters. Any freedom basically ceases to exist and the alphas decide everything.

All under the imperative of survival.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:46 | 4600785 Sirius Wonderblast
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So, if I have this right they're egotistical, narcissistic, condescending, sociopathis, anti-social, kleprocratic, pseudo-intellectual twats. Yes?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:58 | 4601047 Terminus C
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Who would agree with your right to call them that.

They would also point out the paradox of your projections onto their ideology but... I am not sure you are cerebral enough to understand.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:26 | 4600128 Bokkenrijder
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HMMM, rusty roof, moist cellar!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:45 | 4600188 Wahooo
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No but it means she's rotting.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:15 | 4599797 TruthDetector
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#UnitedForUkraineNeoConFalseFlag

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:33 | 4600146 Woodyg
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Ivy League Nitwit -

these Ivy league scumbags all think they are smarter than the rest of us but its obvious to most there people are evil twits -

We need to ban all Ivy leaguers from any sort of upper level position in  the government - these predatory scumbags really do believe they are the Best and Brightest -

but what they are is fascist predatory bootlickers for the most powerful and demented - and have ZERO problem engaging in hypocrisy, market fixing, nation destroying and just plain MURDER to further their own bottom line -

Didn't we hang a bunch of these fascists at the end of the last world war?

http://www.custermen.com/ItalyWW2/ILDUCE/Mussolini.htm

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:10 | 4600263 chemystical
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"Ivy League Nitwit"

"Born in Stamford, Connecticut, Psaki graduated from Greenwich High School in 1996 and the College of William & Mary in 2000 and is a member of the Chi Omega sorority.[1] At William & Mary, Psaki was a backstroke swimmer for the William & Mary Tribe for two years."

...and now she's stroking for the Zio tribe.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:37 | 4600564 booboo
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She also graduated Cum Lota Swallow from the Kennedy School of Tweeting for the Twibe

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:39 | 4599583 Anusocracy
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Nasty POS selfie.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:50 | 4599653 Dr. Richard Head
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I love how these conservatively-dressed twats pretend to be all pristene and nice, while promoting US aggression and murderous activities to overthrow the last puppet the US installed.  I wouldn't even drop a load on that c&nt's face!!!!  Well....

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:09 | 4599767 therover
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I will take over that responsibility. I have a crazy affection for red heads (natural or otherwise).

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:47 | 4599976 Cacete de Ouro
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Then here are 3 Obama redheads for you: triple stacked

https://twitter.com/jrpsaki/status/266090797181595648

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:16 | 4601103 therover
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yes,no,yes

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:36 | 4600160 gaoptimize
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I wouldn't waste it on her face.  My greatest regret in life is I didn't find a genetic redhead to have strawberry blonde children with :( .

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:30 | 4599802 Tsunami Wave
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 Jen Psaki is just fucking dumb.

 

 

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Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:56 | 4600832 disabledvet
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wow...that's really good.

and could be taken as a compliment.

I look forward to your uncontrollable rage and "unhesitant case of stack blowing" type-O.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2TcvKyKzIw

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:28 | 4600942 Tsunami Wave
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Well gee, I'm really sorry if that picture offended you. 

This is also reality though - And being a realist and pragmatic, I don't do "unhesitant case of stack blowing".  Find someone else to troll, fool.

And by the way, she really does look ridiculous with that picture - especially taking into account how the USA & EU has been purposely agitating a revolution to corral Ukraine away to the EU.  They're doing it, by the way, so they can place missles pointing directly at Russia (Think origins of the Cuban missle crisis), and confiscate their wealth to keep the ponzi scheme known as the European Union alive, at least for a little bit longer.  This event happening in eastern europe overall should concern you.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:42 | 4599608 exi1ed0ne
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Hey, hands off my octothorpe.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:51 | 4599673 Skateboarder
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Damn kids, taking over my preprocessor directives.

Stay off my lawn!

#if (NARCISSISTIC || MUPPETOUS)
#define MAKES_SELFIES
#endif

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:48 | 4600401 Karl von Bahnhof
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Hey you stoopid bitch!

Show your tits!

Then foookofff!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:44 | 4599625 Anusocracy
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Ya! # that!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:20 | 4600303 sleigher
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I felt the same way about the rainbow.  

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:45 | 4600589 Totentänzerlied
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It's an octothorpe.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:39 | 4599579 NotApplicable
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So... is she claiming to be a pox on the state dept.? Or that the state dept. is a pox itself?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:00 | 4599728 TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

So... is she claiming to be a pox on the state dept.? Or that the state dept. is a pox itself?

The state department is the pustular manifestation of Pox Americana.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:47 | 4599604 El Oregonian
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When one does not understand the use of one's own brain, you have a tendency to rely on the use of other's to think for you. Unfortunately, sometimes the "other's" can be just as ill-prepared, if not worse, than yours.

What a sad reflection on a once great idea. A plague will befall them.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:27 | 4599869 Omen IV
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Right Sector Party has 2,000 men storming the Parliament for the asassination of their Leader as of 3:00 EST

Hope and Change - if you want chaos and genocide like Yugoslavia you will get it soon

then what will the next O speech be about?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:38 | 4599924 TahoeBilly2012
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What he wants to talk about is his golf game, it almost seems like that. Dude is burining out on the lies hisself.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:16 | 4600268 fleur de lis
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It's all a game to them. So much fun! They get their hair and makeup done on our dime (not that it improves their ugly mugs), and get chauffered around and guarded to promote the image that they're important or smart. Or something.  None of them have any sense of decorum, and no class. They totallly have to get through all those totally boring meetings about those totally annoying taxpayers, and  totally end the day by totally chilling out at some totally cool place. Preferably someplace where they'll totally end up schmoozing someone else who can totally advance their pseudo careers. They are all friends, and they do not account to us although they have no problem ripping off our taxes on the pretext that they are working for us. High profile DC jobs have been given to stupid, snotty chicks who have friends in the right places. They are dragging us all down and will get us killed. 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:36 | 4599555 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Take your clothes off, then try again!  Just you and that green anal bead necklace, and your sign of course.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:53 | 4599684 Renewable Life
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ohhhhhh, if this shit wasn't the end of the western world, it would EVEN be funnier then it is!!

Let me guess, Ivy League diploma, big donor democratic political family background, NO BRAINS or COMMON SENSE?

These millenial kiddies REALLY do believe this viral bullshit has the same or more power then a tank, dont they?  Putin "liberated" 51 NATO class warships all built in the last 15 years from the Ukrainian Navy, 500+ aircraft, and 5000 military vehicles without firing a shot, NOT to mention the intelligence stash that was in those bases!  

Obama's State Dept's response, a twitter campaign, lead by 30 something women in tight dresses! 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:42 | 4599947 Perfecthedge
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You Sir have more fabrics to be a leader than these clowns.  Pristine and well said.  At this point my respect and wish for Putin to succeed is growing BY THE MINUTE.

I just saw Barroso give his "we-are-friends-BS"-talk and wished that someone went up to him and slapped him so hard that he couldn't speak for the rest of his Life.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:54 | 4599688 sushi
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Drop the sign, drop the clothes, write your message on flesh and the world will pay close attention.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:37 | 4599568 john39
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giant banana with some weird green necklace.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:41 | 4599601 mt paul
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bet she looks good

in a leather gimp suit...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:42 | 4599612 dtwn
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I'd still hit it. . . . . 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:11 | 4599772 therover
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Absolutely !

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:20 | 4599820 Canadian Dirtlump
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Between Jenn Psaki and Marie Harf it is hilarious. Much like the media, all other western politicians for the most part - these idiots are unqualified to read a kid's book but in a grotesque self satisfied manner roll out, and bloviate obvious garbage with a shit eating grin because their boss will pat them on the head when they get off camera.

 

Idiots like the aforementioned are increasingly becoming the laughing stock of the world.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:22 | 4599831 Mr Pink
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It's true...gingers have no souls

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:33 | 4599898 kchrisc
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Collectivist. Socialism, along with nationalism, communism and fascism, is just a brand of collectivism.

 

"My guillotine does not discriminate. It loves all collectivists."

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:48 | 4599980 Pooper Popper
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That cunt is reallly Yellow....ick!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:06 | 4600247 chemystical
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"Born in Stamford, Connecticut, Psaki graduated from Greenwich High School in 1996 and the College of William & Mary in 2000 and is a member of the Chi Omega sorority.[1] At William & Mary, Psaki was a backstroke swimmer for the William & Mary Tribe for two years."

...and now she's a stroker for the Zio tribe

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:53 | 4600815 Sirius Wonderblast
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Very much a stroker.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:12 | 4600665 Davilis
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She has the conviction of her beliefs. I can't help but respect her for that. I'm able to separate my opinion on the issue from any opinion of her. A new low for ZH comments.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:27 | 4600718 Van Halen
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The Obama administration is going to ratchet it up a notch - tonight there's a candle lighting ceremony, poems, stories, and songs. I think it will be the "No Hate" interpretive dance at the end that will really get the message across.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 21:57 | 4601215 oncefired
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Homely! She is probably a He halfway to being a She! Don't pull that dress up!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:35 | 4599544 Gief Gold Plox
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I wonder, did Obama unfriend Putin over Ukraine?

I'm sure someone at the NSA would know.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:40 | 4599593 Cacete de Ouro
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I'll have more flexibility after the election.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:08 | 4599759 mt paul
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I'll have more flexibility after the erection .

 

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:45 | 4599631 replaceme
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UNFRIEND, that honestly made me laugh... I bet Putin retaliates and blocks Obama's timeline feeds.  Like Donkey Kong it's on.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:35 | 4599546 notbot
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Sounds a little bossy.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:48 | 4599548 Wolferl
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If the US don´t stop acting like a pussy Putin will hold a referendum to reunity Alaska with Russia next. No kiddin.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:09 | 4599766 mt paul
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good luck with that

 

there are more guns than people in alsaka

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:15 | 4599798 Wolferl
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So what? Soon people will be glad to get away from that pussy government in D.C.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:29 | 4600722 Van Halen
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Great point, Wolferl. If you polled Alaskans, I wonder how many of them would say "Fuck the US and what it's become. We may as well go to Russia."

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:10 | 4600265 DadzMad
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My little sis has lived in Alaska for 15 years.  According to her the Russians there treat it like they own it, anyway.

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