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Meanwhile At The Obamacare Website...
Despite months to plan and an early morning failure today already, the Obamacare wesbite Healthcare.gov is down once again...
- *AP SAYS HEALTHCARE.GOV WEBSITE NOT ACCEPTING NEW APPLICANTS,
- *TECHNICAL PROBLEMS PREVENTING HEALTHCARE.GOV APPLICATIONS: AP
Of course the frequency of visitors is having some effect and the adminstration has once again extended the deadline for enrolment as long as participants are in line today. Perhaps, Obama should ask the HFTs how they cope with the volume?
As Bloomberg reports, Healthcare.gov, the federal website for Obamacare, faltered for the second time today as a record number of people tried to buy health insurance on the last day of enrollment for 2014.
Starting about midday New York time, users weren’t able to create new applications because of the number of people trying to use the website. Visitors to the health insurance exchange are being directed to a queuing system that asks them to provide an e-mail address so they can be contacted when traffic slows.
"There are a record number of people trying to access healthcare.gov right now -- more than 100,000 people concurrently in the system as of noon,” Aaron Albright, a spokesman for the U.S. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, said in an e-mail. “The application and enrollment tools are unavailable to new users at the moment. The tech team is working to resolve the issue as quickly as possible. Users already in system remain able to complete enrollment.”
The agency pulled the website out of service earlier today after a software bug was discovered during the 1 a.m. to 5 a.m. regularly scheduled maintenance of the site.
We also remind those excited about a few hundred thousand enrollees on the last day that these are merely adding the healthcare to their 'Carts' and not actually paying for it yet... remember the average e-commerce shopping cart abandonment rate is 67%.
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Ha ha, so they finally figured out how to customize the 404 screen. Good for them. Lol...
http://blogof.francescomugnai.com/2008/08/the-100-most-funny-and-unusual...
Its the weather!!! REALLY!! (caps makes it more urgent)
Who could have know that the cloud in the sky...would effect this wonderful societal contribution? /s/ or is it?
RIPS
What, me worry? http://currentopinionsofnews.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/obama-mad-magaz...
How the fuck did we ever elect Alfred E Obamtard!!??
People elected third world descendant as president.
People get third world politics.
Politics follows biology.
Plan is proceeding well, make ins cos cancel profitable policiies, keep website broken month after month preventing enrollments in new policies, starve ins cos into bankruptcy, bring in single payer.
Then website magically starts working fine for single payer enrollment.
You are right, and it is by design. I mean the PTB enabled it and now it will blow into their and our face to.
BTW, was that site ever in working condition?
Government is good at theft and violence and NOTHING ELSE. Hidden under all the libtards' good-intentions is the fact that it is achieved (or more commonly not achieved) by means of theft, coercion, and violence.
Full disclosure: RINOs can suck it too. I had to say this becuase some asshole assuming Andy thinks that railing on the blue team means I like the red team by default.
When they're done with pilfering the middle class they'll go take back the Obmaphones and SNAP.....the 1% families are growing even with all the inbreeding.
Wouldn't it be easier to just use the term "statist?"
Now, let's hope that Andy doesn't show up...
Soda pop comes in many flavors. So do Statists.
yeah, a new 75 million feature to make browsing the site more fun.
I will NEVER fucking comply with this piece of garbage.
Whoever thought embracing the Orwellian future could be so much work (or so pathetic).
Crash, my feelings EXACTLY. I will not comply, I will not pay the fine/tax/"Shared Responsibility Payment". Fuck them, one and all for foisting this piece of shit legislation on the American taxpayer. They can all FOADIAF!
double-post, sorry
sign me up...oh wait..
Its so popular they will have to shut it down.
Nobody goes there anymore....it's too crowded.
It was easy peasy for Valerie Jarrett..actually, I require proof she actually did..they do lie sometimes...
https://mobile.twitter.com/vj44/status/450646084818571264?screen_name=vj44
it's easy-peasy when you sign up using the powerpoint slide presentation.
An under 65 friend keeps on trying ... this is what she has gotten every time:
avax.xml.ws.soap.SOAPFaultException: javax.ejb.EJBAccessException: [EJB:010160]Security Violation: User: '' has insufficient permission to access EJB: type=, application=oim#11.1.2.0.0, module=iam-ejb.jar, ejb=ApplicationInstanceService, method=findApplicationInstanceByNamex, methodInterface=Remote, signature={java.lang.String,java.lang.String}.If it hasn't been already, it will be breached in short order with errors like that appearing.
Obviously a perfect reason extend the sign up period into May.
which year?
Sounds like the "site" is having a crisis of conscience over its Unconstitutional deeds.
fuk justiss chknsht kenndy
So that's why they didn't, I mean, won't, make the numbers signed up as promised.
Today 5 more people were denied access to overpriced healthcare.
Obama's Tyrannycare has become OUR Calamitycare!
THIS is what tyranny looks like!
Has anyone else noticed how much more difficult their tax returns are this year, with the addition of MANY new and invasive queries from the IRS?
Obama & Friends will make it very easy one of these days. They'll go into your accounts and take what they need and send YOU the paperwork free of charge.
The corrupt elected turds have exempted themselves from obamascare:
Senator Bayh,
As a practicing physician I have major concerns with the health care bill before Congress. I actually have read the bill and am shocked by the brazenness of the government's proposed involvement in the patient-physician relationship. The very idea that the government will dictate and ration patient care is dangerous and certainly not helpful in designing a health care system that works for all. Every physician I work with agrees that we need to fix our health care system, but the proposed bills currently making their way through congress will be a disaster if passed.
I ask you respectfully and as a patriotic American to look at the following troubling lines that I have read in the bill. You cannot possibly believe that these proposals are in the best interests of the country and our fellow citizens.
Page 22 of the HC Bill: Mandates that the Govt will audit books of all employers that self-insure!!
Page 30 Sec 123 of HC bill: THERE WILL BE A GOVT COMMITTEE that decides what treatments/benefits you get.
Page 29 lines 4-16 in the HC bill: YOUR HEALTH CARE IS RATIONED!!!
Page 42 of HC Bill: The Health Choices Commissioner will choose your HC benefits for you. You have no choice!
Page 50 Section 152 in HC bill: HC will be provided to ALL non-US citizens, illegal or otherwise.
Page 58 HC Bill: Govt will have real-time access to individuals' finances & a 'National ID Health card' will be issued! (Papers please!)
Page 59 HC Bill lines 21-24: Govt will have direct access to your bank accounts for elective funds transfer. (Time for more cash and carry)
Page 65 Sec 164: Is a payoff subsidized plan for retirees and their families in unions & community organizations: (ACORN).
Page 84 Sec 203 HC bill: Govt mandates ALL benefit packages for private HC plans in the 'Exchange.'
Page 85 Line 7 HC Bill: Specifications of Benefit Levels for Plans -- The Govt will ration your health care!
Page 91 Lines 4-7 HC Bill: Govt mandates linguistic appropriate services. (Translation: illegal aliens.)
Page 95 HC Bill Lines 8-18: The Govt will use groups (i.e. ACORN & Americorps to sign up individuals for Govt HC plan.
Page 85 Line 7 HC Bill: Specifications of Benefit Levels for Plans. (AARP members - your health care WILL be rationed!)
Page 102 Lines 12-18 HC Bill: Medicaid eligible individuals will be automatically enrolled in Medicaid. (No choice.)
Page 12 4 lines 24-25 HC: No company can sue GOVT on price fixing. No "judicial review" against Govt monopoly.
Page 127 Lines 1-16 HC Bill: Doctors/ American Medical Association - The Govt will tell YOU what salary you can make.
Page 145 Line 15-17: An Employer MUST auto-enroll employees into public option plan. (NO choice!)
Page 126 Lines 22-25: Employers MUST pay for HC for part-time employees ANDtheir families. (Employees shouldn't get excited about this as employers will be forced to reduce its work force, benefits, and wages/salaries to cover such a huge expense.)
Page 149 Lines 16-24: ANY Employer with payroll 401k & above who does not provide public option will pay 8% tax on all payroll! (See the last comment in parenthesis.)
Page 150 Lines 9-13: A business with payroll between $251K & $401K who doesn't provide public option will pay 2-6% tax on all payroll.
Page 167 Lines 18-23: ANY individual who doesn't have acceptable HC according to Govt will be taxed 2.5% of income.
Page 170 Lines 1-3 HC Bill: Any NONRESIDENT Alien is exempt from individual taxes. (Americans will pay.) (Like always)
Page 195 HC Bill: Officers & employees of the GOVT HC Admin.. will have access to ALL Americans' finances and personal records. (I guess so they can 'deduct' their fees)
Page 203 Line 14-15 HC: "The tax imposed under this section shall not be treated as tax." (Yes, it really says that!) ( a 'fee' instead)
Page 239 Line 14-24 HC Bill: Govt will reduce physician services for Medicaid Seniors. (Low-income and the poor are affected.)
Page 241 Line 6-8 HC Bill: Doctors: It doesn't matter what specialty you have trained yourself in -- you will all be paid the same! (Just TRY to tell me that's not Socialism!)
Page 253 Line 10-18: The Govt sets the value of a doctor's time, profession, judgment, etc. (Literally-- the value of humans.)
Page 265 Sec 1131: The Govt mandates and controls productivity for "private" HC industries.
Page 268 Sec 1141: The federal Govt regulates the rental and purchase of power driven wheelchairs.
Page 272 SEC. 1145: TREATMENT OF CERTAIN CANCER HOSPITALS - Cancer patients - welcome to rationing!
Page 280 Sec 1151: The Govt will penalize hospitals for whatever the Govt deems preventable (i.e...re-admissions).
Page 298 Lines 9-11: Doctors: If you treat a patient during initial admission that results in a re-admission -- the Govt will penalize you.
Page 317 L 13-20: PROHIBITION on ownership/investment. (The Govt tells doctors what and how much they can own!)
Page 317-318 lines 21-25, 1-3: PROHIBITION on expansion. (The Govt is mandating that hospitals cannot expand.)
Page 321 2-13: Hospitals have the opportunity to apply for exception BUT community input is required. (Can you say ACORN?)
Page 335 L 16-25 Pg 336-339: The Govt mandates establishment of=2 outcome-based measures. (HC the way they want -- rationing.)
Page 341 Lines 3-9: The Govt has authority to disqualify Medicare Advance Plans, HMOs, etc. (Forcing people into the Govt plan)
Page 354 Sec 1177: The Govt will RESTRICT enrollment of 'special needs people!' Unbelievable!
Page 379 Sec 1191: The Govt creates more bureaucracy via a "Tele-Health Advisory Committee." (Can you say HC by phone?)
Page 425 Lines 4-12: The Govt mandates "Advance-Care Planning Consult." (Think senior citizens end-of-life patients.)
Page 425 Lines 17-19: The Govt will instruct and consult regarding living wills, durable powers of attorney, etc. (And it's mandatory!)
Page 425 Lines 22-25, 426 Lines 1-3: The Govt provides an "approved" list of end-of-life resources; guiding you in death. (Also called 'assisted suicide.')(Sounds like Soylent Green to me.)
Page 427 Lines 15-24: The Govt mandates a program for orders on "end-of-life." (The Govt has a say in how your life ends!)
Page 429 Lines 1-9: An "advanced-care planning consultant" will be used frequently as a patient's health deteriorates.
Page 429 Lines 10-12: An "advanced care consultation" may include an ORDER for end-of-life plans.. (AN ORDER TO DIE FROM THE GOVERNMENT?!?)
Page 429 Lines 13-25: The GOVT will specify which doctors can write an end-of-life order.. (I wouldn't want to stand before God after getting paid for THAT job!)
Page 430 Lines 11-15: The Govt will decide what level of treatment you will have at end-of-life! (Again -- no choice!)
Page 469: Community-Based Home Medical Services = Non-Profit Organizations. (Hello? ACORN Medical Services here!?!)
Page 489 Sec 1308: The Govt will cover marriage and family therapy. (Which means Govt will insert itself into your marriage even.)
Page 494-498: Govt will cover Mental Health Services including defining, creating, and rationing those services.
Senator, I guarantee that I personally will do everything possible to inform patients and my fellow physicians about the dangers of the proposed bills you and your colleagues are debating.
Furthermore, if you vote for a bill that enforces socialized medicine on the country and destroys the doctor-patient relationship, I will do everything in my power to make sure you lose your job in the next election.
Respectfully,
Evan Bayh is the only blue team/red team politician I would have ever voted for. The Dems smeared him bigtime after he resigned. As it is, I either don't vote or write-in.
This POS is much, much worse than I knew. Almost every line you've written is a horror story in itself.
re: Page 22,29,30,42,50,etc... great information, thanks for sharing your point of view!!
Kudos!
Wow 200k visitors killed the site. What is that 1% of the total that need to enroll?
For $1200 a month, almost double what was my mortgage payment, I expect a website that works.
$1200 per month could buy two BMWs, (with a loan of course).
I would expect much more than a low volume, pretty website.
At $1200 per month, that is more than I pay in federal and state taxes.
What a Clusterfuck.
If you french fry when you should have pizza'ed, you are gonna have a bad time.
LMFAO
From: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/30/us-usa-healthcare-idUSBREA2T06P20140330
"I was scared constantly, absolutely terrified that something would happen and what would I do. I didn't sleep really well for a long, long, long, long time," Doucet, a waitress and reform advocate, told Reuters in an interview arranged through Consumers Union, a public advocacy group that sees Obamacare as a benefit to consumers."
Yeah, right. Really? I can come up with pure bullshit better than that.
Let's do some maths here. 7 millions(do we even know that to be true?) divided by 314 millions equals... 2.229 percent. Hey, MSM, stop trying to tell us that the ACA is a success. Pull the fucking plug on this disaster already.
Line up and die is just getting started.
Next play will be a split in the delivery - instant service to the ones with friends, and delay and death for the rest.
FUCK YOU IN YOUR BEING BARRY YOU ROTTEN FUCKING MURDEROUS NAZI!!!!!!!
How to sign up for Obamacare tutorial.
Dave's not here.
We all know that the US gov is the most evil and corrupt entity on the planet. They will take our money and let us die. Our deaths will be the only affordable part of this catastrophic law. I refuse to sign up for this I don't care what the penaties are. I just hope enough people will boycott this so it fails, but I doubt it.
In a word.... clusterfuck.
Intentionally Designed Clusterfuck
(musical tune plays)
Bath House sings:
"How many serfs did I kill today?
Oblowme Care, Hey Hey Hey!
No drugs or docs or care for you,
I'm gonna take all yo' other stuffs, too!"
"President Obama promised a joint session of Congress in 2009 to spend $900 billion over ten years on his health care law: 'Now, add it all up, and the plan that I’m proposing will cost around $900 billion over 10 years.' Adding up all the different spending provisions in the health care law, however, (including closing the Medicare 'donut hole,' implementation costs, and other spending) total gross spending over the FY 2010–19 period is about $1.4 trillion, based on CBO estimates," the Senate Budget Committee Republican staff explains. "And most of the major spending provisions in the law do not even take effect until 2014. Congressional Democrats delayed these provisions in order to show only six years of spending under the plan in the original 10-year budget window (from FY2010-19) used by CBO at the time the law was enacted. Therefore, the original estimate concealed the fact that most of the law’s spending only doesn’t even begin until four years into the 10-year window. A Senate Budget Committee analysis (based on CBO estimates and growth rates) finds that that total spending under the law will amount to at least $2.6 trillion over a true 10-year period (from FY2014–23)—not $900 billion, as President Obama originally promised."
http://townhall.com/tipsheet/katiepavlich/2014/03/24/how-much-youve-paid...
Here you go IR. A nod to some of our Southern friends. I know some boys down in Texas that aren't too thrilled these days. Not the best audio but the lyrics are great.:-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C58ojvG3TU8
How many idiots out there really thought this would work?
It was meant to NOT work, and to NOT work great!
The Black Queen wins again.
US-0
Black Queen- 3,098,089
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Vlad- 5
Black Queen-0
Good old Lakecity. I wonder how many folks actually know what your username means? I know what it means. I would be lakecity74. But hey, I know you will enjoy this link as much as I do. Quite a bit of ammo went here but we still have plenty more. It's probably a good idea for the cops to keep that in mind. Don't fuck with us and we won't fuck with them. Pretty simple. No one really wants to hurt anyone else but if need be....
Hello statists?
Knob Creek 2013
This is a scrolling banner message that is currently scrolling on the site after you enter an email address:
"During times of especially high demand, you may be queued to begin your online Marketplace application to ensure the best possible shopping experience."
best possible shopping experience LOL
All is well. Arthur Andersen, I mean Accenture is in charge of the website now. There is nothing to worry about.
as a record number of people tried to buy health insurance on the last day of enrollment for 2014.
Translated someone is DDOS'ing the shit out of the servers.
Meanwhile back in bizarro land.
http://rare.us/story/male-college-football-players-to-receive-maternity-...
Male college football players to receive maternity coverage under ObamacareNorthwestern University became the first school in the nation to deem its football players full-time employees, thus making them eligible for union representation and health insurance benefits including maternity coverage.
On Wednesday, the National Labor Relations Board (NLRB) Region 13 director Peter Sung Ohr approved the players as employees of the school based on four prerequisite clauses. The team will now have the opportunity to vote on whether they want to unionize and join the College Athletes Players Association, according to Sports Blog Nation.
The kicker is that under Obamacare, the Evanston, Ill.-based team, comprised of more than 50 “employees,” is considered a “large employer” and Northwestern must provide pregnancy-related health care for the all-male team because under Obamacare‘s essential minimum benefits, maternity coverage includes males.
The coverage includes spouses and their families, according to Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius. The packaged deal is one reason that Rep. Renee Ellmers, R-N.C., thinks premiums have risen under the federal health plan.
“This is insane: in the world President Obama lives in, college football teams are now unions, and government is paying for maternity coverage for 18 year old boys. It might be funny if it were not such a blatant attack on the American idea of a private sector,” said Nebraska senatorial candidate Ben Sasse in a new promotional video called “Pregnant Football Players.”
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Granted the universities pimp them kids for billion dollar tv contracts but those kids do get a tuition free ride in return for their labor performing in the gladiator ring.
It's just another Insurance/Finance bail out,...a shakedown!
This government is a joke.
Yes agreed. A VERY BAD joke.
I'm glad I finished before they had problems. The best part is I cut my monthly insurance nut from $847 to $87!
Thank God for Obamacare!
Okay, let me get this straight...
1. There really were SO many applicants to this POS called Obamacare that the website got crushed?
2. That dovetails with the stories about how badly the website functions. Uh huh, check.
3. So - reports of a HUGE surge in applications really are true. Check.
4. And, comments about how great it is (the money you saved!)... can be taken at face value. Check.
right...
Months? I thought these assholes had at least three years!
7 million enrolled - Boom!