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Who You Gonna Trust?

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Given the pump-and-dump revelations of last night (that we have been vocierfously explaining to an unwilling to hear public for five years), the question today is - who you gonna trust? The bond market or the stock market...

 

Did Yellen really just go full dove-tard? If so why is the USD rallying and gold fading?

 

Of course what is really driving the Stock market is carry-fueled HFT momentum...

 

Charts: Bloomberg

 

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Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:16 | 4611335 Al Huxley
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How 'bout I trust neither, since they're both rigged markets operated by lying criminals, for the benefit of a very few insiders who openly cheat the 'system' and then pay themselves congratulatory bonuses for doing such a good job of cheating.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:18 | 4611350 OMG
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++1000

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:55 | 4611482 max2205
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Rigged markets that go up= good

 

Rigged markets that go dowm= bad

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:33 | 4611410 101 years and c...
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its Bernie Madoff with the reserve currency printer.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:41 | 4611436 FieldingMellish
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Nothing beats a Harvard education...

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:44 | 4611451 101 years and c...
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Its in the secret halls of the Econ building where they teach the PhD's: when you fuckup bad enough,  Just print money.  And when printing doesnt help, blather on about being willing to print even more money. And when that doesnt work: World War.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:17 | 4611344 The Axe
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NO volume  any where...so no TRUST

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:17 | 4611345 maskone909
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just waiting for the dollar to break 79

 

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:25 | 4611378 SilverIsKing
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Every time the dollar gets close to 79, the Fed say something to push the dollar higher....until they can't.

Jawboning is their primary policy 'tool'.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:22 | 4611347 SheepDog-One
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Which phony rigged casino do you trust? I'm going with none of the above.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:28 | 4611349 hobopants
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Gold and Silver have been "Rallying", we're lucky the paper shit sets the price for the physical.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:35 | 4611413 Quinvarius
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I am starting to notice the out of stock banners starting to pop up in some places.  Not a lot yet, but stuff I wanted.  It was enough that I raised an eyebrow.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:39 | 4611425 Grande Tetons
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Care to elaborate? No sarc. I am guessing it is not flat panel TVs. 

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:44 | 4611453 flyingpigg
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Quinvarius, let me guess: you are living in Venezuela and looking for toilet paper?

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:21 | 4611358 thechainrule
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The Russell likes it twice as much. The Russell must die. 

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:21 | 4611362 Pareto
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Neither.  Both markets are bought, manipulated, and coercively engineered.  So, they are'nt really markets.....are they.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:25 | 4611375 hobopants
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Yep, all "Markets" are now a derivative of monetary policy, not supply and demand.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:23 | 4611366 fooshorter
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GHOSTBUSTERS!!! 

 

 

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:22 | 4611367 PlusTic
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All rigged, all the time  (FED's Motto)

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:27 | 4611376 derek_vineyard
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 you've missed 5 years of full spx retard and you want to disect one day?

the correct message in 2008 should have been,  " the fed and government will use any means necessary to backstop wealth and the wealth effect.   get on board, don't question fundamentals...all that matters is the spx is the proxy and has 100% backing....take 5% off the table each year in PMs as an insurance policy"

 

 

 

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:43 | 4611448 NoDebt
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Exactly.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:47 | 4611461 disabledvet
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other than "and cheating is accepted"...you bet, "exactly."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oWIF2n4ZLs

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:25 | 4611382 Hohum
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It's WHOM you gonna (going to) trust ;)

After all, what's more important than grammar!

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:27 | 4611390 Gandalf6900
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Work, enjoy life, love your family, diversify, prepare, stay informed and most of all believe nothing you hear and half you see.

Stay nimble people!

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:32 | 4611406 Boston
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Easy.....trust the bond market.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:35 | 4611414 1stepcloser
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I trust Smith & Wesson, the brokers who shoot straight

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:44 | 4611455 disabledvet
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"long everything but copper."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5eCEdu_gQE

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:50 | 4611472 q99x2
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I believe in me.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 15:05 | 4611515 Killer the Buzzard
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I believe the children are our are future
Teach them well and let them lead the way
Show them all the beauty they possess inside

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 15:32 | 4611592 Kirk2NCC1701
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Easy. Spock trusts the laws of Nature, and Kirk trusts the laws of Human Nature.

Both sets are totally reliable, and explain why Jamie Dimon is richer than you are, and Corzine is 'freer' than you are.

Sorry, but your parents or Tyler should've told you that. :-)

Kirk out.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 16:11 | 4611713 stant
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the stawk market is the bond markets little bitch               bitchez

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