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Fort Hood Shooter, Three Others Reported Dead, 14 Injured, Obama Says "Will Get To The Bottom Of What Happened"

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The Fort Hood shooting appears to be over, with the shooter reportedly dead of a self-inflicted wound and according to the latest CNN update, three other people dead, and as many as 14 others injured, some in critical condition. Reports of a second shooter are so far unconfirmed. CNN also reports that the name of the shooter is 34 year old Ivan Lopez. The shooting is also said to not be terrorism-related, but instead a "solider on solider" attack.

The official statement by Fort Hood:

Shooting incident at Fort Hood


UPDATE: Fort Hood's Directorate of Emergency Services has an initial report that a shooter is dead but this is unconfirmed.


The injured personnel are being transported to Carl R. Darnall Medical Center and other local hospitals. Numerous law enforcement agencies are in support and on the scene. The number of injured are not confirmed at this time. No further details are known at this time.


The post is currently still on lock down.


FORT HOOD, Texas -- There has been a shooting at Fort Hood and injuries are reported. Emergency crews are on the scene. No further details are known at this time.


As further details are available, they will be released through

Obama was at a fundraiser when the shooting happened. He promptly provided several soundbites:


Full statement courtesy of BNO News:

I just got off the phone with the vice chairman of the joint chiefs of staff to get the latest on the shooting at fort hood. Obviously, we’re all following it closely. The situation is fluid right now, but my national security team in close contact not just with Defense Department but with the FBI. They are working with folks on ground to determine exactly what happened and ensure that everyone is secure. Want to assure all of us we going to get to bottom of what happened. Any shooting is troubling. Obviously this reopened pain of what happened at Fort Hoo 5 years ago. We know these familes, we know the service to their country and the sacrifices that they make. Obviously our thoughts and prayers are with the entire community and we are going to do everything we can to make the community of fort hood has what it needs to deal with a tough situation but also any potential aftermath. We’re heartbroken that something like this might have happened again. I don’t what on the comment on facts until we know exactly what happened. But just for now I would hope that everyone across the country keep the families of Fort Hood in our thoughts and our prayers. The folks there have sacrificed so much on behalf of our freedom. Many of the people there have been on multiple tours of Iraq and Afghanistan, they served with valor, they served with distinction. At their home base they need to feel safe. We don’t yet know what happened tonight but obviously that sense of safety has been broken once again. We need to find out exactly what happened.

And last but not least, Obama promises that he will shortly get to the bottom of this.


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Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:06 | 4619284 clooney_art
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Ivan Lopez.........Definitely Muslim and Russian and North Korean. An all in one super villain. /sarc

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:09 | 4619316 cougar_w
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Tell the truth I can't make any sense of "Ivan Lopez".

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:10 | 4619327 Uncle Remus
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Pssst. Cuban.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:13 | 4619334 cougar_w
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Ah shit of course. Connects back to Putin rather nicely, too. All wrapped up with a bow.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:14 | 4619343 Beam Me Up Scotty
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What are they teaching them at Fort Hood?? Common Core??

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:17 | 4619352 BliptoP3
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Did the prez ever figure out what happened last time - other than it *not* being an act of terror?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:22 | 4619378 lordylord
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Workplace violence.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:26 | 4619391 RevRex
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White Hispanic Rage?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:41 | 4619658 krispkritter
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I think I'm 'White Hispanic' because I've had Mexican food before.  I don't think Obie will 'get to the bottom of this' because he hasn't seen the bottom of a greens cup for years.  Holder will call this more 'workplace violence' until he gets a staple cut at the office, then he'll label it 'terrorism' and ban all staplers with more than 10 'rounds'.  The only thing I'm sure of is nothing is beyond absurd for these POS.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 00:43 | 4620096 Bizaro World
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I pray that those saying this is a conspiracy in attempt of a false flag are wrong, this s*** makes me sick. These bastards ensuring our military are disarmed is criminal. Least worse case is that this is a second domestic terrorist attack on our troops (mostly young disadvantaged teenagers, I know, I served as an us military officer for 6 yrs), worst worse case is that a conspiracy is true and this is an attempt at a false that case, God help us.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 06:47 | 4620441 GetZeeGold
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Shout out to Joe Medicine Chief......or whatever the hell his name is.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 00:22 | 4620071 Jack Burton
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Actually White Hispanic is very common in South America. The ruling classes tend to be hispanic but of white European or white Spanish heritage. Argentina is a prime example and of course Mexico has a ruling class that is quite white in racial make up but hispanic in language and culture.

But that name surely is a bit odd. Not many Russian ethnics in the hispanic mix. Spanish and Indian mix seems to be the genral ethnic make up of what we consider hispanic. As for the shooting, work place violence. I had a few bosses in my work life that it took great restraint not to come to work and gun down. In todays pressure cooker work world, that type of pressure is universal. I often wonder at how few work place shootings there are, considering the type of people who are made into bosses now a days.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 02:09 | 4620207 icanhasbailout
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maybe it's just his CIA codename, like "Tim Osman"

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 09:32 | 4620870 Tom_333
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You Americans are crazy with your "classifications".When living in the U.S. I was continually amazed at all the forms I had to fill out stating my "race". There is no fucking race called hispanic! Hispanic is ...maybe...a name for a cultural group with same language and traditions. Although these variations of language and traditions vary enormously across the...errhmm Hispanic world. And yes - I speak Spanish. I always filled out those forms as "caucasian" , since that is what you call blonde and blue-eyed though I am certainly not Georgian nor Chechen or a part of that  soup that inhabits the region. I  don´t think you really know what you mean by hispanic. By culture... or all three of them. With this so ever very racially sensitive regime in Washington it surprises me that you are even allowed to use the general misnomer of "hispanic". Not that the hispanics  themselves care one way or the other. But you know - you could always make a case out of it , alluding to Spics and such

Fri, 04/04/2014 - 11:57 | 4625065 MoneyThimbles
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Yes, Americans take their races so seriously, and yet their ridiculous "racial" classifications are based on total ignorance of (and indifference to) everything outside the States. And since everyone there came from outside, at some time or other (including the misleadingly named "Native" Americans), their classification system is just a complete farce.


Clue for Americans: "Hispanic" means "Spanish", it's therefore a variety of Caucasian. Only in the US does it mean anything different.


Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:26 | 4619396 BliptoP3
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Someone ate his Snickers bar out of the break room freezer without asking again ehhh?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:39 | 4619447 lordylord
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No matter what, this has NOTHING to do with the US bombing other countries and screwing with their sovereignty.  That's just crazy Ron Paul talk.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:40 | 4619457 johngaltfla
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You can tell he's Army. If it was a Marine it would be 17 dead plus the shooter. Crappy shots that they are....just like cops.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:48 | 4619488 TruthInSunshine
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Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? None of you dumbasses knows? Private Cowboy?

Private Cowboy: Sir, he was that guy who shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed twelve people from a twenty-eight-story observation tower at the University of Texas from distances up to four hundred yards. Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? Private Snowball?

Private Snowball: Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: That's right, and do you know how far away he was?

Private Snowball: Sir, it was pretty far! From that book suppository building, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: All right, knock it off! Two hundred and fifty feet! He was two hundred and fifty feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt action rifle in only six seconds and scored two hits, including a head shot! Do any of you people know where these individuals learned to shoot? Private Joker?

Private Joker: Sir, in the Marines, sir!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: In the Marines! Outstanding! Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do! And before you ladies leave my island, you will be able to do the same thing!

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:07 | 4619562 RafterManFMJ
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Hell I like you TIS; you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:26 | 4619616 TruthInSunshine
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I don't know why you got down voted, RafterMan (RM's user name is from FMJ FFS).

RafterMan, I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. What will you take in trade?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 22:09 | 4619729 NoDebt
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Trade?  It was an open offer.  He said nothing about trade.  Go nail his sister, already.  If she's north of 2 bills, I don't wanna hear about it and neither does anyone else.  What you do with his sister is your business.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 00:05 | 4620037 TruthInSunshine
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Two different sisters of two different people being offered up - one was the Senior Drill Instructor's, gratis , and the other was Private Cowboy's in an attempted negotiation by Private Joker.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 23:28 | 4619967 RafterManFMJ
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What do ya got?

I attract some dedicated down votes as I've had some posts that are non-PC to down right ass****ish.

Be sure to pick up a copy of 'The Short Timers' the novel FMJ was based on; burn through it in a day - a real page turner and worth the effort of chasing a copy down. Check Amazon, Ebay, and

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 22:20 | 4619763 Whoa Dammit
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If This photo is for the right Ivan Lopez, he looked a lot like Private Pyle.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 23:35 | 4619982 UselessEater
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Sounds like the Port Arthur massacre in Australia attributed to an untrained low IQ 'patsy' still in jail:

"The records show that a total of 32 people were shot in the Broad Arrow Cafe, so at best we would expect 4 dead and 28 injured, or at worst 6 dead and 26 injured. These are very reliable military figures based on hard science, but the actual figures in the Broad Arrow Cafe were 20 dead and 12 injured - an incredible inverted ratio of 1.66 to 1, or nearly two dead for every one injured.

Special forces train continuously for months on end to achieve a ratio as high as this, which lies far beyond the abilities of regular soldiers, and is an absolute scientific impossibility for an intellectually impaired registered invalid." Joe Vialls


Thu, 04/03/2014 - 08:46 | 4620702 Cap Matifou
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Manchurian candidates have a custom yield. This one went for 3+1. Problem is only when there is no +1 at the end, and he/she can be debriefed for truth.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:26 | 4619398 McMolotov
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This is what happens when you take someone's Swingline stapler.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:30 | 4619403 AssFire
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(Beer shooting through nose) Awesome!

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:49 | 4619492 McMolotov
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Beer shooting through your nose is always better than fire shooting from your ass.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:55 | 4619517 Uncle Remus
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Unless of course one's head is already up there, in which case it could make an excellent eco-friendly extinguisher.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 05:35 | 4620379 A Nanny Moose
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So that's how my hair caught on fire.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:35 | 4619430 Uncle Remus
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I had a Kensington put on my 767.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:39 | 4619449 dtwn
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I'd put 10 bennie bux on love triangle or some sort of relationship strife. . . .

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:02 | 4619545 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Would not surprise me at all. You have all these dependants living in housing on many military bases while their husbands are away or on duty, and the wife gets lonely. It happens all the time.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:16 | 4619583 RafterManFMJ
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LOL the wife gets 'lonely' for strange cock. You kill me, sir! Lemme give your dumb ass some terms you can google:

Return of kings
Vox day
Chateau Heartiste
The game by Strauss
The Red Queen: Sex and the Evolution of Human Nature
Matt Ridley

Buy the last 2 in hard copy so you can underline and refer and shit. LOL they were 'lonely' Christ you retards slay me.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 23:14 | 4619925 Peachfuzz
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Straight links bro, I've added them to the list. I started off by taking a huge dose of the Red Pill. Most of it I already knew, but these mofo's in the manosphere really no how to spit some truth.
Looks like you have a couple betas hatin' on you. +1 for balance, and the fact that all men should read this kinda shit.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 23:33 | 4619977 RafterManFMJ
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Haters gotta hate.

The stories I could tell, one gent I work with married and was divorced 3 times by the same woman...

Another term 'specially for the haters - White Knight.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 23:42 | 4620001 Miffed Microbio...
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And what does that say about a man who would marry the same dipshit that many times? Cocks had better wise up for their own sakes. Mine wouldn't be such a fool. If a man wouldn't be manipulated there would be no problems.


Thu, 04/03/2014 - 09:45 | 4620915 RafterManFMJ
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Well she promised it would be 'different this time' and he believed her...

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 12:27 | 4621461 Miffed Microbio...
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me. Why is there not an admonition for 3 times? Certainly shouldn't be a ponderous dilemma.

A dear friend of mine a few years got out of a terrible marriage with a ginormous leech. He is paying her $7k/month so she doesn't have to work. This is a stretch for him but doable. I said " have we learned a lesson? Do not bond with undeserving females". Oh dear yes I have learned. Next month he will be marrying another and raise her kids too. I have decided not to go to this wedding or I may puke on her white dress( cough cough). He is pissed at me.

I have dragged out too many drowning men in rivers to have them jump back in. I am sick of it. Until you all wake up, count me out.


Thu, 04/03/2014 - 00:10 | 4620053 Miffed Microbio...
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Men should read this. However these are just words. When are men going to do instead of just read? I have waited a long time and, so far, no action appears to be coming.


Thu, 04/03/2014 - 02:11 | 4620209 Peachfuzz
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I have no idea, I've been wondering that myself. All I know is that I do a lot more than I read, and I'm the only man I have any measure of influence over.
   When the pain of change becomes less than the pain of staying the same, we will change. I'm just left to wonder if that will be before the distant memories of the ways of a man are completely lost. It would be a shame for us to end up like this.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 23:20 | 4619941 Greenskeeper_Carl
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The 'lonely' part was sarcasm. My point is that in a lot of those neighborhoods, everyone is fucking everyone(not literally, but a lot of that goes on). I've seen it. Which would make the above posters hypothesis quite possible, as someone is likely to get pretty pissed if someone was tagging his wife while he was deployed. Tell me exactly why that isn't a possibility. Name calling is an ineffective and childish tactic for getting your point across. You Internet wanna be tough guys slay me, too.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 23:46 | 4620011 UselessEater
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Bed hopping happens everywhere - in a country town I worked in years ago the kids of more than one family looked distinctly like someone elses. Its been going on a long time everywhere - and the injured party doesn't go on a shooting spree.

Get rid of the med's, the EMF, etc and the twisted need to use people in dumb ass wars; stop sending industry to China. Then people have their mental health and real job choices.

"My ELF" messed the last op, what'll mess this one?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:46 | 4619479 RevRex
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Workplace Climate Change

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:27 | 4619621 Uncle Remus
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Abiotic at that.


Wait - is that the Russian connection?!?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:40 | 4619454 caustixoid
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Obviously the people being shot did not feel terror, like they would have it were a muslim gunman, ergo not terrorism.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:45 | 4619477 nmewn
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I lost count of how many times the word "obviously" appeared in the pool report.

Obviously just me ;-)

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:28 | 4619628 Uncle Remus
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Obvious much?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:42 | 4619663 nmewn
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I don't know why...but lately...ever so slightly, I'm becoming more than a little jaded by meteorologists commenting on earthquakes, economists commenting on inflation, politicians commenting on policy but mostly kids with degrees in journalism coming onto the airwaves and commenting on anything of any substance.

Obviously (lol) teleprompter reading has replaced the human brain ;-)

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 03:30 | 4620294 Serenity Now
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I like your posts.  It is a leftist tactic to use the word "obviously" in a story.  They also use the phrase "correctly so" when attempting to advance their agenda. 

For example:

"Tea Partiers have been accused of being racist, correctly so."  



Thu, 04/03/2014 - 06:57 | 4620454 nmewn
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They never miss the opportunity to insert the false narrative.

Its NOT "obvious" to me at all that they are heart broken over this. Military bases are essentially gun free zones, made so by their own policies. Soldiers cannot wear their sidearms, a policy dating back to Clinton I believe. Only MP's/security are armed "legally" on base.

A better use of the word would have been..."Obviously, the policy of disarming soldiers we trained, leaving them completely defenseless to madmen, was a mistake. Obviously, we need to review that policy."

But I don't think thats going to happen anytime soon ;-)

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 09:27 | 4620842 Debt-Penitent
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An insult to the soldiers at the Fort.  It was STILL a "Gun Free" zone.  We train all of these soldiers to handle weapons, then take the weapons away and cluster them together... for the deranged fodder.

The only thing that can stop a deranged person with a gun, is a sane person with a gun.

The gun-free-zone issue is never mentioned in the news.  It's BS.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:17 | 4619356 negative rates
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They've got some problems with that ride, maybe they should check under the hood.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:30 | 4619634 Uncle Remus
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Your IQ must be this low to get on this ride.


Did they even have "F" ticket rides?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:18 | 4619357 cougar_w
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How to express your feelings openly in an accepting, nurturing non-judgemental environment and in a way that creates solutionary reinforcement with an emphasis on positive outcomes.

Or some retarded shit like that.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 01:10 | 4620144 UselessEater
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Army folks greeting their best mates:



Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:20 | 4619367 Skateboarder
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Featuring cutting-edge (pun intended) classes such as Defense with Scissors 101 and Effective Strategies for Hiding Underneath Desks.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:26 | 4619392 Squid Viscous
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someone will "get to the bottom" of Obama, probably before he has his Ovaltine tonight...

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:30 | 4619409 shermacman
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Getting to the bottom of Present Øbama is Reggie Love's job, not mine.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:37 | 4619410 Mercury
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Featuring cutting-edge (pun intended) classes such as Defense with Scissors 101 and Effective Strategies for Hiding Underneath Desks.

Probably...given that Fort Hood is essentially  a gun free zone.

The Russian press should be having a field day with this one (uh...again).

At least in Iraq and Afghanistan soldiers can usually fire back once they've cleared it with the embedded lawyer in their platoon.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:38 | 4619439 McMolotov
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Could have been worse. At least it didn't happen during one of the army's new gay drag shows. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

(Because the first thing I think of when I hear "warrior" is "dude wearing lipstick and a dress.")

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:41 | 4619459 Uncle Remus
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Paging Cpl. Clinger. Pick up a white paging phone. Paging Cpl. Clinger.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:02 | 4619543 Manthong
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“solider on solider attack ?

Couldn’t they just kiss and make up?

That seems to be the vogue in the Obama military.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:07 | 4619559 Greenskeeper_Carl
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Yep. That's the problem right there. People who love on base are allowed to have weapons in their houses, they just have to be registered with the MPs. But they aren't allowed to have them if they live in barracks, and they aren't allowed to have them in their cars unless they are in their way to or from a range or something. And people who live off base aren't allowed to keep then in their cars when they drive onto the base for work in the morning. So you are disarmed, and must wait on the thinly spread MPs to show up. Esensially like every integer gun free zone. Except on a fucking military base where logic tells you a shooter shouldn't last very long

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 01:00 | 4620126 Renewable Life
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Jesus, these bases are more anti gun environments now then your average town in America and they are still having mass shootings!!!

There's 22 veterans a week committing suicide at this point, and the moral and political strife among soldiers is at an all time high! Will be lucky if this broken arrow shit doesn't go real big at some point!! Ill be interested to see what the rank and classification of the dead and wounded are??

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:49 | 4619490 Uncle Remus
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Hold the phone. Are there any ethnic Russians in Guantanamo?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:48 | 4619463 booboo
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Was there not chatter earlier this week or last about the spooks looking out for a shooter at fort hood, i mean what the hell, they can listen to the calls, predict and be on alert and still fuck it up? Somthing agains smells to high heaven.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:49 | 4619682 BigJim
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It's pretty clear we need to give the NSA more powers to prevent this kind of thing! 

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 03:41 | 4620303 Serenity Now
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It wasn't just chatter.  It was a Fox news exclusive story (a couple of days ago) about the FBI running down a threat of a Fort Hood type shooting / jihad.  

To clarify:  Today's shooter does not appear to be the same guy as in the above threat, but the mainstream media did NOT pick up the Fox story two days ago.  Who knows whether or not Fort Hood would have been on a higher alert if it had been in the MSM.  

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:15 | 4619579 Remington IV
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Obama = clueless

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 23:05 | 4619899 Reckonball
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How do you think I feel,my birthname is Running Bear Bartowski...

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:12 | 4619318 Robot Traders Mom
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Almost definitely will be labeled as a Muslim...In fact, the FBI labeled him that yesterday:

Typical. Amerika.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 22:05 | 4619721 Berspankme
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definitely an iranian/ russian/crimean/syrian descent. I knew it

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 22:19 | 4619758 Son of Captain Nemo
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You forgot ANY U.S. military veteran that owns a firearm and hates what they did for "God and Country" these last 2 decades abroad...


Per your usual thanks for that thread!

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:10 | 4619326 IridiumRebel
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Ali Ivansky Lopezuku

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:14 | 4619336 ParkAveFlasher
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Our veterans need to feel safe in their home base.  This is why Obama will take the first step towards completely disarming our military.  For the children.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:16 | 4619353 IridiumRebel
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General Issue Scissors for all.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 22:32 | 4619791 dobermangang
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That's what the government teaches nowadays... Cower in fear with scissors.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:21 | 4619371 BlindMonkey
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They are disarmed. Ammo is tightly controlled and private arms are highly restricted.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 22:30 | 4619789 Buckaroo Banzai
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Yes, but the next step is sending them into combat disarmed. For the children.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:15 | 4619346 cougar_w
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There you go! We solved it.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:23 | 4619382 disabledvet
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"now comes the investigation."

don't we usually wonder why such things happen in the first place first? nay, veerily..."put your best man on this!" (enter Inspector Closseau...with outstanding, I mean soundtrack.)

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:44 | 4619470 Squid Viscous
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all the billions spent since 9-11 hoax to protect the fatherland, and we can't even secure our miltary bases ... hmm... the enemy is within

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:52 | 4619507 The Fonz...befo...
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Holy shit they gave him a russian name IVAN lol

Let that sink deep into your subconscious.....

Ivan's are bad....can't wait to find out his middle name is Assad or some shit like that

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 09:55 | 4620944 detached.amusement
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All I want to know is, what antidepressant cocktail he was on and for how long.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:04 | 4619291 QQQBall
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Time for a stern rebuke or forceful condemnation...

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:09 | 4619319 LetThemEatRand
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I thought they drew a clear red line on this base shooting stuff.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:16 | 4619351 Beam Me Up Scotty
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If there's one thing Obama is good at, it's moving the red line.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:01 | 4619539 Uncle Remus
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Tetanus. You're talking about tetanus.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 07:23 | 4620491 Ace Ventura
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Yes. As a matter of fact, they went even further and banned the carrying of firearms on base. Thus, the problem is solved and these things don't happen anymore.

Gun-Free-Zones.....perpetually providing captive safari-style recreation for nutjobs/criminals/pharmaceutically-altered agent provocateurs/hired mercs/gubbermint spooks/etc.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:15 | 4619293 IridiumRebel
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I hope the folks injured recover quickly.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:24 | 4619389 Iam_Silverman
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"I hope the folks injured recover quickly."

Most of the wounded are being transferred to Scott and White in Temple.  They are one of the best in the area.  My prayers for the injured and the dependents of the deceased.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:35 | 4619428 IridiumRebel
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We should be downvoted for caring for human life.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:43 | 4619469 Uncle Remus
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"[..] caught red-handed showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature;
This will not do." Pink Floyd


Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:11 | 4619296 Tsunami Wave
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There's one 1 solution to fix all of this... along with cancer, poverty, stagnant economy, bigotry, and racism.  We need to outsource our 2nd amendment rights to the police state.  The more disconnected from the citizenry, the far better.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:06 | 4619297 Make_Mine_A_Double
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Another sand monkey perhaps?



Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:18 | 4619358 The Gooch
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<------ "I will get to the bottom of this from the 19th hole!"

<------ "I will get to the bottom of Reggie's 19th hole!"


Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:21 | 4619373 Skateboarder
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That's gaycist!

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:32 | 4619419 Uncle Remus
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Don't forget that 19th nervous breakdown.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:51 | 4619498 pods
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Floyd and the Stones?  Liking this selection Remus.

As an aside, when I read the title of this story I thought that this had to do with the FIRST Ft. Hood shooting.



Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:01 | 4619530 Uncle Remus
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It very well may. Depends on how deep youse wanna go down the rabbit hole.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:09 | 4619567 The Gooch
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Welcome, my son. Welcome to the machine.

Rape. Murder.

It's just a shot away.

It's a gas.

Grab that cash with both hands.

Police In New York City.

Put a bullet through his heart.

Please allow me to introduce myself.

Kicking around on a piece of ground in your hometown.

Lord I miss you.




Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:18 | 4619594 Uncle Remus
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Street Fightin' Man

Everyday starts with Gimme Shelter.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:22 | 4619604 The Gooch
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That's like a cool version of Groundhog Day.

Bonus if it's in stereo. 

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 22:58 | 4619879 Rusty Shorts
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@ Uncle Remus +one million

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 01:46 | 4620188 Uncle Remus
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Salt of the Earth.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:31 | 4619640 tony wilson
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make mine are you


a little simple

or just a real thick cunt

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:07 | 4619298 cynicalskeptic
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Too many guns, too easily available on military bases.....

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:19 | 4619361 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Sure, because if we can't trust our military with guns, who can we trust with guns?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:33 | 4619423 Big Corked Boots
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Jay Rockefeller?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:34 | 4619426 Totentänzerlied
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No one (but that won't stop anyone from getting one, by whatever means, legal or illegal). Hence the need for guns.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 22:14 | 4619687 krispkritter
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I hope that's /s otherwise I hope you really can't be that fucking retarded?  Use Google for fucks sake

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 23:15 | 4619926 cynicalskeptic
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I guess 'sarc' is necessary.......


though way too many of those I see entering the Army, police and TSA lately shouldn't be allowed near weapons.....

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 23:57 | 4620030 UselessEater
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nah the sarc was obvious, you just forgot 'too many regular army dudes on base', time to bring in the mercenary privateers owned by the various PTB - only they and TSA should be allowed weapons.; its awesome being in an airport with heavily armed soldiers wondering around watching you. Feels so safe and secure like.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:07 | 4619302 cougar_w
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But did O say anything about a red line?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:10 | 4619325 candyman
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Is that an example of an Oxymoron?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:19 | 4619365 Beam Me Up Scotty
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No, it's just an example of a moron.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:24 | 4619386 Skateboarder
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You never know, he might do oxy too...

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:07 | 4619304 OldPhart
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Anyone give a rat's ass for Prezidont Zero's platitudes?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:34 | 4619424 Shad_ow
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He just makes it more depressing.  Fellow Americans, soldiers, being hurt and killed in the line of duty, serving a country that is dying because of that fool and his supporters.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:52 | 4619508 pods
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The country ain't dying, merely the government.


Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:58 | 4619709 krispkritter
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Not fast enough for me Pods...

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 04:45 | 4620351 Brit_Abroad
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Hi Pods

Sorry I gave you a red one there.

Depending of course on what you mean by the country, I think it should be clear that the dying Government is taking the country with it when/as it goes.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:07 | 4619305 keninla
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I am sure that he will leave no tern unstoned on this one.


Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:08 | 4619310 Cangaroo.TNT
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"US will get to bottom of what happened, promptly dig a hole, and bury it there."

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:09 | 4619317 clooney_art
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Time to attack Iran. Ivan Lopez is obviously an Iranian Agent.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:53 | 4619482 Emergency Ward
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.......trained by Putin and the Russians.....and armed by Assad and the Syrians.....

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:08 | 4619553 Squid Viscous
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wait, let me guess, 30-06 sniper training by Uncle Sam too? this is starting to sound familiar...

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:10 | 4619313 LetThemEatRand
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"Obama Says 'Will Get To The Bottom Of What Happened'"

Really?  All he can think about is finding another bottom to get to?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:32 | 4619416 medium giraffe
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He couldn't find his own bottom with both hands.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:52 | 4619693 BigJim
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That's Reggie's job.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:12 | 4619320 Colonel Klink
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Goddamned Russian Mexicans.

And I'm sure getting to the bottom is Obama's first priority.  Quick get Reggie on the hotline, stat!

Fort Hood shooter to be buried quickly at sea.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:03 | 4619547 Squid Viscous
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Beer Summit with all <30 disaffected vets... we're gona need alot of kegs

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:10 | 4619322 navy62802
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At least the SOB is dead, unlike Hassan.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:26 | 4619394 Iam_Silverman
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"At least the SOB is dead, unlike Hassan"

For now.......

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:29 | 4619406 Pure Evil
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Dead men tell no False Flag tales.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:35 | 4619429 navy62802
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Agreed. But shooter dead means it's over. False flag or not, I hope the mother fucker drowned in his own blood.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:43 | 4619466 Pure Evil
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Why Ft. Hood again.

Are there a lot of male on male sexual assaults going on down there?

Does anyone consider it a coincidence that they've been playing the movie 'A Few Good Men' over and over again over the past couple of weeks with the last showing within the last week?

Or am I just having LSD flashbacks.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 07:10 | 4620472 prymythirdeye
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You sir are a worthless twat!  Do you ever add anything meaningful, ever?

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:43 | 4619468 Dr. Engali
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After he is killed a few more times he'll have a traditional burial at sea.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:15 | 4619347 IREN Colorado
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The information that comes out in the first 24 hours is almost always wrong. "bottom of what happened" always comes later.

How about we let soldiers carry guns so they can defend themselves? Gun free zones = killing field.



Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:39 | 4619656 The Gooch
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^ see Sandy Hook. (information that comes out)


Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:15 | 4619349 TrustWho
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So Obama, just like Benghazi? 

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:21 | 4619370 RevRex
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Stevens was Sodomized to death by those tolerant, peaceful  Muslim fellers....

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 20:38 | 4619442 Pure Evil
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Muslim fellers only like goats, young boys and circumcised women, since grown men have the ability to fight back.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:50 | 4619684 tony wilson
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pure evil you talk of goats


what of the heroic us marines and a sheep you cunt

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 21:55 | 4619702 BigJim
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I'm pretty sure no US soldier would hurt ANY of God's creatures unless it was an unequivocally clear and present danger.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 22:33 | 4619795 Dr. Engali
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Fucking disturbing.

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