Fact Or Fiction: Obama Declares "Mission Accomplished" On Affordable Care Act

Tyler Durden's picture

Fact or Fiction?

After a series of minor inconveniences like a website that wouldn’t work, millions of people losing their preferred coverage and many of the laws key components being postponed, the April 1st deadline for signing up for Obamacare has come and gone, and the President is in a celebratory mood.

Being wheeled in on a wheelchair to make a show of how so many more Americans now have access to healthcare, Obama declared an end to Major Signup Operations in healthcare.  He began his speech by saying “Today, we can all see the wisdom of operation insurance freedom.”

He then went on to say that the lack of availability of health insurance for so many in America was “like a weapon of mass destruction” to our economy, and that what the ACA brought forth was “regime change against the axis of evil of health insurers and pharmaceutical companies”

One reporter asked the President if perhaps the celebration was premature, since so much of the law has yet to go into effect, and nobody can say whether the new regime will in fact be better than the old one. Responding in that cute way that makes us forget so many of our other disappointments with him, Obama responded by saying “don’t be a party pooper.”

Source: Omid Malekan

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90's Child's picture

Obama don't be a knee grow.

Mr Pink's picture

Pelosi declared today that all of the jobs lost in the Bush recession have now been replaced.

Mission Accomplished! 

Seriously...check out the Huff post. I'd go back and get the link but I just ate

are we there yet's picture

Poor Mr. Pelosi having to fill hers. (Gaaag)

pigs-n-space's picture

Not a good mental picture..........

Manthong's picture

Some of the best parties I think I remember attending had no connection to reality or sane behavior whatsoever, too.

NotApplicable's picture

Tyler, why do you troll your own readers so hard?

"Fact or Fiction" is hardly an applicable title for satire.

Though, to be honest, this fiction is likely every bit as factual as the Op-Ed that Donna Brazille wrote today about Obama vs. Putin.

Keyser's picture

If these scumbags had to only state the truth, they would all burst into flames. Broom Hilda would be the first to go poof... 


666's picture

When will we be able to say mission accomplished by replacing all the jobs lost in the Obummer jobs hole?

Drifter's picture

You dare question der Fuhrer?

You vill be shot!

All Risk No Reward's picture

The need to shoot people is greatly reduced as Operation Idiocracy and the Pharmacological Revolution have been so successful.

Operation "Insurance Freedom."

Well, it's official then...  we've been enslaved by Bankster insurance corporate fronts.

Bill of Rights's picture

She makes scum look appealing. This women is the sweat on my balls after a good workout .

Everybodys All American's picture

These people are absolutely crazy. They must live in an alterante universe to utter such nonsense.

NOTaREALmerican's picture

Re:  absolutely crazy

Not really, smart-n-savvy really.

The job of the Teams is to manipulate their dumbasses with bullshit.  There's specific packages of bullshit that work on each Team's true-believers.  

And the Blue Team (D)umbasses respond to this particular package of bullshit.


SheepDog-One's picture

Really....so that's why clowngress approval rating is under 10%, and the Messiah himself has all-time record low near Bush approval numbers? I don't think it's working as well as you think.

john39's picture

and yet the torture goes on... almost as if to mock the people.

NOTaREALmerican's picture

Re:  I don't think it's working as well as you think.

Are you trying to tell me in 2 years time the (D)umbasses and (R)etards on here won't be arguing about how _____________ is better than _______________ because of __________________?

About 30% of the human brains are configure for authority worshipping kick-ass daddy fascism (who the Red Team supplies the bullshit for) and another 30% of the human brains are configured for authority worshiping smothering-mommy socialism (who the Blue Team supplies the bullshit for).

Why do you think we've been in a (R)etard and (D)umbass loop for about 100 years?   Nobody is thinking.   We just believe what our brains are configured to do.   

Overfed's picture

I'm afraid you're wrong about that. It's more like 90% are authority-worshipping-bootlicks, with about a 60/40 split between nanny-state totalitarianism and fascist totalitarianism. Those who truly desire freedom are a tiny minority. :-(

Borrow Owl's picture

Sad...but true.

Unfortunately, the vast majority of H. sapiens sapiens are, in reality, little more than dimwitted herd animals- which means that those of us who truly understand and cherish the concept of liberty will, for the foreseeable future, have no other choice but to continuously invent ways to circumvent the insane edicts of that most evil of evils which the herd has been trained to worship since birth- ie, the government.

Pizza man's picture

The proof might be in the pudding. We elected Teleprompter in cheif TWICE!

GotGalt's picture

Was that Kathleen Sebelius I just saw spiking the punch? 

drendebe10's picture

Hahahahaha , "....party pooper." from the lying fudge packer in chief..

Harbanger's picture

The pooper slooper farted again.

CCanuck's picture

 " I Luuuv to party in Barry's Pooper"


Hugs & Kisses

Reggie (Party in the Pooper) Love

LibertyBear's picture

I think I've heard "Mission Accomplished" from another President, that regretted it, I just can't paint the picture of who...

Never_Put_Down's picture

Mission Accomplished in political terms means another decade of corruption, waste, deception and lies

GetZeeGold's picture



Bush backed off Mission Accomplished a little.....Obama is going full tilt retard.

Bazza McKenzie's picture

What you are remembering is the lie presented by the media.

The "Mission Accomplished" banner Bush was photographed under referred to the ship on which he was speaking, which had accomplished its mission in relation to Iraq.  It was not Bush claiming he had accomplished his mission.

Looks like you bought that MSM lie hook, line and sinker.

OpenThePodBayDoorHAL's picture

Gimme a friggin' break, you're saying Bush posed in front of that sign BY MISTAKE? Admit it, your man was a total friggin's disaster who started these disastrous wars. And yes I think Obomba is just as big a disaster.

Bill of Rights's picture

FUCKEN clown and a liar.

are we there yet's picture

The association of professional clowns resents your assertion that Obama lives up to the standards of AOPC.

Manipuflation's picture

I hated that prostrate exam anyway.  I really, really hated it.  Get your finger out of my asshole please.  We all have to die some day anyway.

NotApplicable's picture

It takes a special sort of genius to equate healthcare with an anal probe.

NOTaREALmerican's picture

(Disclaimer:  I'm against the Fed being involved in health-care, including OldFart health-care, but I think the states should provide it.)

I was somewhat surprised that only 6 million people are considered a success.

I thought there was something like 30 or 40 million people without health insurance. 

are we there yet's picture

It is even worse. Lots of people were thrown out of their old health care because of the new mandates. The result is that the 6 million as low and fabricated as it is does not include the number of health care plans disolved. I do not know of any person personally who has signed up for obamacare. But to be fare I do not know anyone who admits to ever voting for Obama in the first place.

pigs-n-space's picture

Success? Yes they were able to get the people who lost their jobs and health care from the Bush era, all of their jobs and health care back. I think its a great success..........  WE have to pass it to know whats in it, you can keep your health care if you want and I can see Russia from my house...... Holy shit this whole government is wacked, full retard.. Abandon Ship   

kito's picture

7.1 million "uninsured" 

3 million became uninsured when their policies were prematurely cancelled due to obamacare requirements

another 2 million likely havent paid their premium

another 2 million who signed up that were medicaid eligible (wouldve gotten coverage anyway)


so essentially nobody signed up

Being Free's picture

Mrs. Free and I used to have good health Insurance.  It went away because of Obi Care and now we have none.  We will NOT be participating in this latest statist scam.  EOFS!

[edit-add for NSA] We are using the savings to buy bullets!

Everybodys All American's picture

There might be something clinical going on with this guy.

q99x2's picture

Obamacare destroyed as much of the US economy as it possibly could have so I guess Obama, TOTUS of the NWO, can claim that it was a success.

Esso's picture

Oh, boy. The shit piles up so fast. I think we're gonna need a bigger pooper scooper.

nmewn's picture

Lets see here, 4-6 million insurance policies cancelled and its spike the ball time in "saying" you have 7 million signed up, although of that seven million, you CAN'T SAY how many are young or old or who have paid or how many are actually MediCare signups or how many are getting a taxpayer funded subsidy...because, ya know, its the "Affordable Care Act".

No wonder the tech & healthcare sectors have been selling off...Mission Accomplished!

Well done ;-)

One of We's picture

Who are you gonna believe me or your lying eyes?

Seasmoke's picture

Mine , is still in the cart.

83_vf_1100_c's picture

  It was no doubt counted as part of that 7 million figure.

Agent P's picture

More uninsured people in the US today than when Obamacare was passed...you're doing a heck of a job Brownie!

83_vf_1100_c's picture

More slanted numbers from our gubmint. If obie says it, it is a lie. I am blessed. I am an ex mil/ind complex employee, retired. USAF, forgive me, I was young and came from a long line of miltary family members. The good news is my family gets decent medical coverage for life. The bad news is I am stuck in the VA system which sucks ass. No o'care for this family...til they renig (pun intended and yes, I know how it is really spelled) on my retirement contract. Probably not even then. Fuck the .gov. I'd gladly give up my benefits for some freedom.