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Ukraine Defense Ministry "Warns" Of Imminent Russian Invasion
Ealier we learned that a great number of Americans don't even know where the Ukraine is located. We also learned that those who actually were familiar with the location of the former USSR nation were the least interested in a US military intervention (as opposed to those who inexplicably thought Ukraine is right next to Omaha or in Alaska). And now, we learn that according to the Defense Ministry of the Ukraine, which is citing a "military expert", one Dmitry Tymchuk whose pretty maps have graced these pages in the past, Ukraine is sounding the alarm on what it reports is an imminent invasion by Russia into east Ukraine, which could take place as soon as tonight.
From the ministry's twitter account:
#Invasion of #Ukraine by #Russia planned tonight: Military Expert Dmitry Tymchuk
https://t.co/YjdQM9o5lv
|DefenceUA pic.twitter.com/6aGLgSkQlI
— Defence Ministry UA (@DefenceUA) April 8, 2014
Adn from its Facebook page, where apparently in the social-networked age, military intelligence is distributed:
Invasion of Ukraine planned tonight, says Military Expert Dmitry Tymchuk:
"Breaking news from group "Information Resistance" We, the group "Information Resistance", have received from our reliable sources the satisfactory confirmation of the statement of Ukrainian Foreign Ministry that the observed activity of the separatists in eastern Ukraine which has been lasting for the last three days is nothing but the beginning of the second phase of the scenario for the Russian invasion in our country.
In particular, according to our information, the separatist leaders, who follow the plan of GRU * of General Headquarters of Russian Armed Forces, have been given the instructions to organize a "corridor" through the state border of Ukraine for passage of the convoys of military equipment from the Russian territory at the night of April 8th to 9th.
Separatists also have received the orders to organize provocations with the casualties in the cities of the region which could be interpreted by the Russian side as "terror against the people organized by Ukrainian authorities".
In addition, the coordinators of Russian GRU, who work in the region, have instructed the separatists to use gunfire weapon in case the attempts to liberate the occupied administrative buildings are taken.
According to our information, Ukrainian law enforcement agencies and special services are now taking the necessary measures to block the groups of the separatists.
State Border Service and the Armed Forces of Ukraine are carrying out the activities on blocking and defense of the state border in the respective areas. "
* GRU – Directorate General of Intelligence of General Headquarters of Russian Armed Forces
So just more scaremongering by a nation that is seemingly desperate to be invaded by Russia just so its new "allies" can defend it (if that's Ukraine's gambit, it will be sorely disappointed)? Or will Russia indeed invade tonight? We doubt it - certainly not without much more real or false flag provocations first, and should there be no invasion tonight, one can just say the date has been pushed back by a day, or two, or three.
Then again at this point who knows - as we have pointed out repeatedly, it is not Russia's actions that are unpredictable - in fact quite the opposite - it is the Ukraine that has been the irrational and "defective" actor in the latest Cold War 2.0 realpolitik game theory.
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apparently the people in eastern Ukraine don't wish to be part of the zato puppet state set up in ukraine, and would rather join Russia. who can blame them?
Best wishes to the people in that part of the world, but if you're in the USSA, we need to worry about the invasion(S!) here at home.
That's my biggest fear. We will go balls deep, start getting our asses kicked and then open ourselves up for invasion.
wolverines!
...and then you will get to see TRUE Homeland Security; not this "promisory immigration" shit.
Every brade of grash....
Wow... So it's finally ON for tonight then.
After all that hysteria if the Ukrainians don't want to be seen as pussies they should probably surprise attack Russia first...
I'm trying to figure out the MSM will paint this in a bullish light. Hmmm....
1 Tweet if by land.
2 if by sea.
"What kind of training, soldier?"
"Haaaaarmy Training, Sir!"
Don't know if the Pukes are up to this ones by themselves ... time to get Bill Murray and Sean Young out of retirement and into the Urban Assault Vehicle to gives the Pukes a chance.
The war has already started...
Fistfight in Ukraine Parliament:
http://www.planbeconomics.com/2014/04/communists-far-right-stage-fistfig...
Paulette Rivera's Midnight Flash Mob. Those were the days, sonny....
The Russians will not move until this weekend. When our President is playing golf, the Joint Chiefs are hitting the beaches with their mistresses, and the CIA/DIA/DHS are all busy watching couples of all varieties having sex via their cell phones without our knowledge. If I'm a Russian soldier, I'm ordering extra rations of Vodka and making dinner reservations in Kharkiv or Donetsk in about two weeks.
You know it's BS because Russia didn't post it on their FB page. I'm sure they'll tweet Tyler's Donkey Kong pic when they do actually invade.
"Its on like Donkey Kong!" ... I will mark the day on my calendar when it happens.
Victoria Noodleman...oops, my bad (her family changed their surname), I mean Nuland, and her PNAC Neocon Hubby, Robert Kagan, are still working with AL-CIAda to position freedom fighting lover eaters for theater operations, so it's too soon.
Our president waits until the weekend to play golf???
If you were married to the FLOTUS named Chewbacca, wouldn't you play at least all weekend?
I would sell that creature back to George Lucas.
He sold her rights to Disney.
Eminently quotable.
He's probably smarter than most, in realizing that the very manufactured crisis in Ukraine is good for the MIC, insofar it seeks to counter Obama's planned budget cuts to the DOD.
The MIC always needs a new Poster Boy against budget cuts. After the official demise of OBL, they need(ed) a new Bogeyman. What's better than resurrecting an old one that people are already/still primed for: Russia.
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http://stateofthenation2012.com/?p=4614
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"The EU has been transparent and audacious in its land grab of the Ukraine, yet the US accuses Russia of the same."
They mistook Russia for the IMF. Either way they are ...
deeply fucked.
There... said it for ya!
Yeah, they are bound to have that penetrating feeling knowing they are the meat in a US / Russia shit sandwich. All alternatives require that someone take a bite.
Time for Ukraine to return to nuclear status.
Hurry up and lets get this over with instead of dragging it on and on and on........
no doubt. who wrote this fucking shit, George R.R. Martin?
Relax, we're still in the first act. The fat lady doesn't come out for some time.
CNN will have the real answers
Communist News Network still looking for Missing Muslim-Piloted Plane
To the wrong questions...
CN what? Some alphabet agency I didn't know about?
Hellz yeah. .you know its on when it's announced on Facebook.
I also heard kerry threatening "serious sanctions" again..so ..that may deter putin though.
Really?
Number of Licensed Hunters in the USA
http://wsfrprograms.fws.gov/Subpages/LicenseInfo/HuntingLicCertHistory20...
PA 969,000
MI 761,000
WI 704,000
NY 581,000 (yeah that NY)
MN 580,000
AL 530,000
NC 522,000
GA 364,000
ME 189,000
MD 129,000
Just a sampling. Largest army in the world. How many have .308 scoped rifles?
CCW licenses? FL, AL and GA combined are over 2.3 million.
http://legallyarmed.com/ccw_statistics.htm
how many tank owner operators?
eventually a tank operator will have to get out of the thing at some point to take a dump...
yes, on your corpse.....single action hunting rifles don't work well in a mechanized woar. WW1 already proved that 100 years ago.
you dooush!
dunno... how many tank owner operators are there in Afghanistan?
not enough that can travel up 75 degree loose sediment shale and sandstone mountains but hey WTF, Ohio will be a tank man's worst nightmare right??
pro tip: how to kill yourself quickly, take a pop gun and fight a tank, but hey wtf do I know, go for it T.U.F.F guy >>> bets your the first guy running with a bag full of shit coming out of your pants.......... we'll never know will we
My design of Rocket Propelled Grenades will take out tanks when shot at the unarmored underbelly.
How many Engineers and Scientists are going to fight? What do you think that Ben Franklin was...other than a Founding Father???
If our Nation is in jeaporady from forces from without or within, and the Engineers are laid off and hungry, just what do you think that the Weapons Engineer will do?
Be compliant? Are you kidding?
Not all work for the Defense Industry. Many have been unemployed and marginalized. They are both hungry and angry. With the sequestration of Government Spending they are not going to be content at a Wal Mart.
They are out there in droves. And as for Weapon Systems design??? It is far too easy as it takes less forethought for destruction when compared to that of construction.
How many engineers???
I am picturing legions of goose stepping engineers with black shoes, white socks, pocket protectors, slide rules at the ready, thick glasses with black frames taped together at the center... holy shit!
To the tune of the Ride of the Valkyries?
No. WE will not be on the front lines. But picture us in our homes and garages with our tools. Picture us on our computers with CAD.
I do not wear nerdy glasses and a Pocket Protector.
I am generally in Blue Jeans and wear a long Goatee and Mustache with really long grey hair.
I am a long haired Country Boy who sports a ResistolTM Hat and Hiker's Boots with a Six and Two Thirds Troy Ounce Pure Gold Cross set with Emeralds on a large Gold Chain around my neck.
You'd not have a clue that I know anything by my appearance.
I am one ugly mother fucker. I live in Cowboy Town where there are Bikers, Cowboys and Indians...many of 'em drunks and druggies. There are Horses and Rodeos. There are small farms and it is rural, a large spread sparsely populated with 40,000 people.
It is Blue Collar, redneck, and unfortunately rayciss.
I am in the center of Lakeside, Ca...Cowboy Town. Only one is better in the East San Diego County and that is Ramona up to the North.
He had his whole house plumbed with beer!!!!!!!!!!!!
So where's that revolution we keep hearing about? Or threats about?
I know, when dinar "RVs", when pigs fly, etc.
America will be the first communist nation with 400 million privately owned guns. TM
Stick that in your damn calculator.
Hell, we're almost there now.
K street hunting is a sport!
@ maskedone... Carl? <inside joke>
Also, behind every blade of grass, MF'ers.
MOLON LABE.
we're gonna need a bigger field of grass hooper
Molon labe my ass mf'er. Everybody says it, nobody does it.
Only people more hypocrite than damn politicians is you damn fake "patriots".
http://ens-newswire.com/2014/04/07/ukraine-turmoil-leaves-zoo-animals-st...
...speaking of wolverines.
Invading the United States would be a disaster for whoever tried it. Not only because of our military but also because of the millions of private citizens who are heavily armed.
WELL WITH ALL THOSE GUNS AND YOU STILL HAVE A GOV. TURNING INTO A FACIST KLEPTOCRACY.
SIGH
I never said WE THE PEOPLE would lose, I just got kids and shit. May do em' some good tho' jacking fools up; better than iPad nation.
"Kids? Don't forget to spread lye on those dead fuckers, ok? Nice shot. You get outta doing the dishes tonight."
we like our fascist kleptocracy... it goes well with our morning coffee and is a great start to another day of fucking with russians...
amerikans are pussies. Hind behind their guns and shoot running animals and schools.
And you're sure the citizens and the FedGov would be on the same side?
News flash, Navy ... the US is already overrun with 30+ million foreign nationals. The Mexicans don't call it the reconquista for nothing, bra.
It is a little bit different when you have uniformed military personnel forcefully invading. Actually no ... it's a lot different. Assuming the invading force were able to make it past the US military, they would then face an armed insurgency that would make Afghanistan and Iraq look like a joke.
hell hath no fury like 100 million diabetes cases worth of motorized chair infantry
102nd Motorized Retard Brigade
Rascal Electric Tecnicals for Advanced Rapid Deployment teams. The SpecOps of the horisontally challenged.
To the tune of the Ride of the Valkyries...
Sorry...Someone commented to one of my posts earlier and now that damned tune is stuck in my head...bastard.
For your nightmares...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
And that's why there won't be any boots-on-the-ground invasion dummies, nothing so obvious and not even needed when they can legislate us right into communism without a shot fired, which they're doing as we speak.
You fake "patriots" are itching for an overt frontal invasion so you can blast away, but it won't ever happen, because it doesn't need to, the invasion is happening covertly thru congress, courts, executive orders, IRS, DHS, TSA, countless other alphabet agencies, FED, UN, IMF, state legislatures, federalized police and sheriffs, county commisssions, city halls, school boards, homeowners associations, etc, ad nausem, while you idiots go about your little lives bitching on blogs how bad things are, without a clue THE invasion you should be mobilizing for IS HAPPENING ALL AROUND YOU, HAS BEEN FOR A LONG TIME, and we're close to the point where mobilization isn't possible anymore, there now in all likelihood.
Face it, you fake "patriots" have been asleep at your post, letting the enemy slip right around you, hell even walk right past you laughing at you, spitting on you, calling you stupid dumbasses, and they're right.
Invading soldiers won't bring fascist communism on America, our own damn government is bringing it, right IN FRONT OF YOUR NOSES, and LAUGHING AT YOU for NOT SEEING IT.
You best just get used to it cause it's too damn late to do anything about it now, you had your chance, you were asleep at your post, enemy has taken over the joint, best drop those weapons, admit you've been defeated.
Or you can go the darwin award candidate route, whatever floats your damn boat.
Well Ukraine is going to invade Russia? Mexico has invaded the USA.
What would you do if your Nation was taken over and being run by neo-nazis? Would you stay?
Er...Wait a second...
yeah, but we just pool those assholes into east LA and let them shoot each other up... it's like recycling
well now, that depends on who is doing the invading now doesn't it?
Soooo, if USA gets invaded will Canada be safe with our well defended borders, abundant natural resources and poutine?
Poutine?!?!? Who the fuck puts gravy on their french - I mean Freedom Fries?!?!? Communist bastards, that's who!!! We need to invade Canada and put a stop to this menace NOW!!!
Way back in the late 70's I trained with the Canucks, and while I was chowing down on my generic green cans of C-ration meat product and chocolate product, the Canucks were eating little cans of labeled Dinty Moore beef stew and enjoying actual Hershey bars in their version of the same. Kind of makes you wonder which country was on the side of capitalism.
NATO gets its ass kicked and feels the need to use tactical nukes...that will be the problem...it sill not stay tactical.
Fine, sue for peace and give them Chicago and Baltimore. They will retreat instantly. If that does not work give them Camden. Nobody could withstand that kind of blow.
Condense it like Dinty Moore "slurpees". (old, touring, rock band trick = $.79 dinner)
Give them D.C. And a straw.
Argghhh. What ***king rock band? Maybe some third tier Brit band where most of them died from a heart attack in their 50s. Mainly due to the NHS and booze.
It was the detour of '93 in an "American Band", Freddie. Relax, we weren't even on T.V.
7-11 provided the Slurpee© cups, the microwaves AND the Dinty Moore.
We improvised and prevailed.
THere was not a 'murikan 7-11 owner even in '93.
Funny thing about foreign start-up exemptions.
And timelines.
You forgot Detroit... If they squabble, throw in St Loius...
Also East St. Louis and Gary, Indiana.
If you take a look at what's infesting DC - the white house, the state department, and congress you will become aware that the invasion already happened and the takeover is complete.
Meanwhille we have real fight, pain and blood
http://vineyardsaker.blogspot.cz/2014/04/pretty-bad-day-for-eastern-ukra...
Dear hedgers, guys and girls, friends! Please try to help us! We are on the edge of disaster.
This is real resistance fight. Also for you and better world!
Pls. Help!
I wish you all the best. I know we speak of possibilities, but those in the shitstorm know true HELL. Godspeed.
We have already been invaded! It happened years ago.
Lets just split it down the middle so we don't have to call the pied piper on this one.
Seriously Clarke??
Anybody still interested in Libya and the goings on there? Sometimes yesterdays news has a way of hiding a glimpse at the future........
http://www.corbettreport.com/interview-855-faraj-muftah-describes-the-fa...
Worth a listen and consider, hmmmmmmmmmm why are " Le Nouveau Libyans " coming to America ........... Al-CIA-DUH??
I wish I had a chance to join Russia. Anything but more crazy lying fanboys. I could get interested in a country that had already had its financial reset and was all "sobered up" about the effects of debt. Help to build a new Russia; why not. We've got to have two power centers in the world otherwise the you know who one will go completely crazy.
Just go. We''ll buy you a ticket. Say hi to that MF'er Snowbitch while you're there.
Stop whining and head to Russia just a 5 day trip. When you discover its not all roses you'll whine again, this time about Russia.
I assume wishing to be in Russia indicates you are not an immigrant and you are squandering what you have.
The Russians have plenty of experience with the IMF, austerity, and theft of resources after the fall of the USSR. It was devastating to their people.
Why would they 'invade' ?
The thieves will have the population begging for a referendum to reunite with Russia soon enough.
And the Russians are better off without the areas that want to stay Ukraine anyway. Who needs that headache ?
They would be better off staying independent, paying off their debts, and developing as much of a Switzerland stance as possible. Instead they will choose red or blue showing how the divide and conquer method still works.
NO. SLEEP. 'TIL KIEV.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess nothing will come of this.
@hobopants
Well, if it does, and AA "admitting" to a loss of 16 cents per EPS, then the "Market" will hit new all time highs tomorrow.
No doubt. The market is taking it's cues from Orwell lately. War is peace, Bad is good, Up is Down. It's a brave new world alright.
Maybe some good trades if'n you're the club/tribe.
There are two tribes within the larger tribe, and they all want to kill each other. That Hutu/Tutsi shit? That was nothing compared to what's coming. Israel will be 1,000x Rwanda.
Think about it. Turn a desert green, make it a nice place to live, invite your enemies in to live, sing and dance, and wait until they're all there, from every corner of the earth. All of them of the larger of the two sub-tribes. Very few of the smaller tribe live there.
Now think 'Red Wedding'.
I think the most notable consequence of Russia's actions in Ukraine is to highlight the farce which is the Ukrainian military.
Just to be safe, I'm gonna go outside and run around in circles screaming. Preparation is the key to panicking successfully.
Don't forget the SCISSORS!
Yep. The Russians ar'nt 'massing' on the border they're 'missing' on the border!
That's whats really pissing these Uke's off.
The same limb with Obama doing nothing to stop this invasion.
Where is the NATO boy who cries wolf?
Fuck all these warmonger shitbags.
RIPS
The Great Gates of Kiev - ELP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKTHZ-6AF8U
Roll the tanks and fly the 'copters Vlad!
Quick, before U.N. observers and Christiane Amanpour are deployed!
It's too bad that members of the MSM don't burst into flames when coming into contact with sunlight. It would make erradication much simpler. There was a time in the US when the media simply reported the news and didn't try to generate it.
"There was a time in the US when the media simply reported the news and didn't try to generate it. "
really?
I'm beginning to wonder if this is some sort of elaborate joke since it's all taking place over twitter and facebook.
Note to government officials around the world: This twatter and facefuck shit is embarrassing. Are you all a bunch of fucking middle school girls? Does this qualify as cyber-bullying?
#LamestCyberWarfareEver
#StandwithMcMolotov
This whole Facefuck and Twatter is so fucking unbelievably childish and stupid, you'd think we are being run by dipshits in State Dept and White House. Oh...wait
Its the "people's war".... or some dumb ass statement to that effect; social media is just another medium like the news reels played before a movie in days gone by. I think the new instant response medium is more dangerous but Soros has been practising.
#Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0
Symbologists the world over are mortified as to the bastardization of the octothorpe (#) by pantyless eleven-teen girls and politicians
+1000 tortilla chip pulp on monitors.
#StandwithMcMolotov
Thanks
Dmitry Tymchuk is a blogger. Not sure how he can be considered a credible source.
EDIT: His favorite movie is "Apocalypse Now" according to Facebook. Go figure.
good. get this show on the road.
I agree. Less talk, more apocalypse.
cardinal grand cross- april 2014.
http://www.luna-scope.com/index.php/32-articles/39-the-cardinal-grand-cr...
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Jeebus. [head in hands]
i swear i didnt copy you.
same page, we are.
LOL
I see...
I see... closer...closer...
The rings around Uranus.
Should get that roid checked. Green ain't healthy.
The dates do make you wonder... Earthquake, War, Pestilance, busy - busy April!
Mars Opposition - April 8th
Total Lunar Eclipse (Blood Moon) - April 15th (Can be seen from the US, 2am CST)
Cardinal Grand Cross (rare event) and Lyrids Meteor Shower (4/16-4/25) - April 22,23
New Moon and Annular Solar Eclipse - April 29th (Can be seen from South Africa, Antarctica, Australia)
More spooky stuff about the Grand Cross:
On April 22 a grand cross, which is a rare configuration of 4 planets that are exactly 90 degrees apart from each other, will take place. The 4 planets involved are Mars (war), Jupiter (makes things bigger), Uranus (revolution) and Pluto (destruction). When this occurs, Jupiter will be at precisely the degree the Sun was at on the USA’s birthday of July 4, 1776. The Sun in astrology charts of a country represent its government. Therefore the upcoming astrology will have a direct impact on the USA.
In 1953 Dr. Marc Edmund Jones published a book of interpretative meanings, called Sabian Symbols for each of the 360 degrees of the zodiac. The degree symbols for the planets in the grand cross are:
Mars : “A noon siesta” (Napping, Hubris) Key word: Recuperation
Jupiter and the degree of the USA Sun is “A very old man facing a vast dark space to the northeast” Keyword: Sanction
Uranus :“A serpent coiling near a man and a woman” Key word: Revelation
Pluto : “An ancient bas relief carved in granite” Keyword: Foundation
Maybe we (as a nation) should focus on U.S. specific issues, we sure have a lot.
They'll have to wait. The Voice is on tonight.
And the season end of Justified. F*ck yeah!
Maybe YOU (as an individual) should focus on your own life and stop supporting armed gangs.
Who, me?
Is the United States an armed gang?
Is the United States being run by a Mafia Government, by Mob Rule instead of the Rule of Law?
Are you supporting the United States (Morally and Materially)?
This is it... no more Fucking around!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (maybe not)
Western revisionism (lying) at work (again).
Instead of saying "annexed by Russia" it should correctly read RETURNED TO RUSSIA.
I disagree with the hallucinative concept of 'nations'.
Why? They're every bit as tangible as any other abstraction.
I see what you did there.
You always see. You are prescient. You're welcome.
Not Applicable...
Just because some idea is abstract does not mean that it does not exist.
An electrical field is an abstraction. No person has ever seen an electron.
Yet it would do you no good to deny the abstraction as the consequences may be fatal. The Electric Field, an abstraction, will cause your Heart to stop if you get too much of a shock from one.
So is the Electric Field real? How about Gravity? Isn't that an abstraction?
It is the same for denying the existence of Nation-States, another abstraction, because the consequences of denial may be injurious or fatal.
Depends on who created the abstraction:
Electromagnetic field - God
Nations - Politicians and Bankers
Some abstractions are more real than others, just as some animals are more equal than others.
I knew a woman with schizophrenia. She claimed that the voices in her head were "Spirits". They were quite real to her.
Now, when I think about it, maybe they are real and it is I who lack the ability to perceive what she perceived.
But when communicating with her I needed to BE EMPATHETIC and understand that it is not all about me and that there may be phenomena of which I am unaware.
To most people the Governments are quite real. You can ignore their reality if you so shall choose. You can discount abstractions as unreal if you so shall choose.
But many will argue with you that the abstractions are quite real because they are quite real to them. They are emotionally invested and identify with the abstraction.
So it is you who lose the ability to communicate with many. You can choose to lose. Freedom is wonderful isn't it?
So it's being repoed?
just in case though.... i stocked up on more Russian .308 ammo on saturday.
that wolf 556 ammo ive been purchasing as of recent ive been noticing the quality is going down hill ;-(
Can we vote to join Russian Federation, too, please? It looks better than the bankrupt, Luciferian construct we have now...
Lucifer's only half of it.
Wouldn't want to be the Greystone employee that has both the dubious honor and handle on that switch to start a Russian invasion.
No. McCain does.
Luckily the source is sketchy, would suck to see Madagascar be embroiled in war.
Would be tough on Juneau and Fairbanks too.
Hey, look! I can see California out of our bathroom window, honey!
That's because we live here, Knukies. I think it's time for your evening enema medication.
Yippee!
Dear Russia,
Please invade...PLEASE? We need to NATO UP and goad the rest of the world into war to suppress and repudiate Western odious debt.
Sincerely,
Yats and Puppetmasters