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There's no better time to back up the truck!
Snap 'em up before they're gone!
PMs that is..........
Anyone still laughing at Gartman now? :-)
Although similar to the "money on the sidelines" bit, and despite the fact that it may be more relevant to the economy as a whole, I'd still ad this to the list:
"Corporations are sitting on record amounts of cash!"
(completely ignoring the also record levels of corporate debt, of course)
All that cash was borrowed at near zero interest. And that pie is only going to get bigger.
And he's on right this moment still saying he's "scared". I guess we rally tomorrow.
+1 for you....BTFD
April 10: Scarred Gartman says fuck it.
Even a broken clock is right...
I read somewhere....something bad is going to happen tommorow...If it's not Yellowstone...just move on
first blood moon is April 15th... second is October 8th... just saying...
The caldera, the caldera, the caldera!
Bear-Stearns is NOT In TROUBLE.
DON'T move your money from BEAR-STEARNS.
That's just being SILLY!
PMSNBC, 2008, Jim Cramer.
Over here, the 'Hedgies' might know it by the acronym, 'CNBC', though.
PMSNBC said it. I BELIEVE IT!
Maria '('Mile-high-club') Bartiromo is actually married to henry Kissinger, you know.
I can't seem to find the clip with she and he on the floor of the NYSE after the 'crash', but Kissinger is quite optomistic about the 'chaos to order' scenario, in this interview on PBS:
Bear Stearns is fine!!!!!! Classic Cramer!!!
Gartman, Good Analyst., Hideously horrible market timer
LOL wow, CNBC is just pathetic.
It's all Bullshit!!!
"Off the lows. Now I turn my attention to Warren Buffett's cock." Maria Barfaroma
good luck finding it
Becky's on it.
maybe Munger can .........
WOW! I can't wait until tomorrow so I can start buying! I'm putting in my market buy orders now so I'll get filled first thing tomorrow AM and be able to participate FULLY in all the pending upside!
sorry sir, you'll have to get in line behind the algo's!
regardless of the trade. You are always in check. You sir are Francis.
BTFD...that will work...untill it doesn't 8^)
I'm putting it all on La Quinta.
FUCK CNBC.... Fucking idiots who will be running soon.
They're not idiots. Apart from a few of the talking heads they all know what they're doing. Which is to get the viewer to buy into a fairytale and end up losing what's ;eft of their money.
Please finish your comment and tell us who they lose it to...
Rush Limbaugh reporting
FBI Busts Democrat Mafia Politicians for Felonies Nationwide
Hillsdale College presents
CONSTITUTION 101 Online
Fuck Rush Limbaugh.
Fucking the messenger won't save you now.
Yeah, that was a great article. It's the democrats that are corrupt. No convervatives are. Give me a fucking break. That's the bullshit that prevents any change at all.
DYOH Lurck. No bag limit
Lynched in 11 min 24 sec
Over the past couple of centuries, separation of church and state has pretty much been accepted. Actually, it was the separation of church and control. What is needed now is separation of government and control.
For the sake of humanity.
Rush is hardly a messenger...he is a dumb-ass
Down votes now
You are all fucking government trolls. The point is the numerous democrat senate-whores being nabbed for felony corruption before they escape. But nooooo, you shills chose instead to snipe Rush Limbaugh and *somehow* bring my time online into question. I've been here long enough to see that trolls set up aged sign ups, oddly clustered around the same dates. The msm whores are all dirty, they all take the money and deceive the rubes, Limbaugh is not special. Its the content dummies, and the point that the msm is airbrushing this out of the hive mind right now.
No... you think there is a difference between the red team and the blue team. Rush is a red team cheerleader and is part of the divide and conquer system of the oligarchs. Until you see that truth, it is you who is the shill.
There is no difference between the Red Team and the Blue Team.
The Red Team, along with the Blue Team, in the Red Team controlled House of Representatives VOTED TO FUND OBAMACARE LAST OCTOBER.
Money talks and Bullshit walks. They put the money where their Mouth is not. They claim that they are against the ACA and then FUND IT???
You are not a troll. You are just DELUDED and are still asleep.
So...WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
It is worth reminding people that NOT ONE Republican voted for Obamacare.
You are disingenuous in your assertion that Republicans voted to fund Obamacare last October. They allowed the government to shut down over that. They attempted to pass separate spending bills for everything else, but Harry Reid would not let any of those bills come to the floor of the Senate.
I would have preferred that the Republicans hold the line on the government shutdown. Nobody gave a shit about it, but the R's caved due to the media pressure, as usual. They funded the gov because the Dem controlled Senate and the White House would NOT back down.
It's so stupid to say that someone is more or less credible based on their time on ZH.
It's also stupid to say that there is no difference between the left and the right. Only liberals say that, of course. It's idiotic. I mean, seriously, do you people think that Harry Reid and Rand Paul are the same? Hardly. Hank (Guam will tip over) Johnson and Trey Goudy are the same? Not even fucking close. Maxine Waters and Louie Golmert are the same? They aren't even from the same universe.
Hey, if you hate Rush Limbaugh, then say you hate him and then have the balls to own it. I like him. He talks about my conservative values and ideas far more than Al Sharpton, for example. (See, there really IS a difference between the right and the left.)
Yeah, he's been an epic failure unlike you.
No red arrow from me, but I agree with you 100%. Limbaugh is nothing more than a Red Team cheerleader that worships the state when his team is in power and (supposedly) hates the state when Blue Team is in power.
It seems to be a running theme for Team Red to be all like, "Just give us One Ring again! I know it's bad and I know we screwed up the last time we had it but I swear we have the right guy to control it this time! Hold your noses this one time and we can control the Ring better than Team Blue can! I promise!"
Straight to a felatious ad hominem. Thats the best you can do. Surrender, you don't stand a chance.
There will be no mercy.
It's not really an ad hominem when that's an accurate description of who Limbaugh is (as well as the other conservative talk show hosts).
When Bush Jr. was president, Rush was singing the praises about the Patriot Act, all the warrantless wiretaps, the spying, and other Constitution-violating laws. He also flexed his neo-con muscle by being a huge supporter of the Iraq war. He also didn't give a fuck about the deficits the Red Team was running up despite being supposedly a fiscal conservative. The only person that really raised the alarm about all this was of course Ron Paul. The same Ron Paul that drove El Rushbo crazy.
Now he suddenly cares about all the shit the government is doing because Team Blue is in power? Come on now.
Your response is divergent on an irrelevant theme. Comment on the substance of the article.
Right now 11% of the current sitting democrat mafia State senators of California are under inditement for or have been convicted of multiple felonies. The treason of the silent msm is even more damning. They didn't have this much on tricky Dick. They all need to hang too.
Any crook who commits vote fraud deserves to be executed for treason.
Why stick to your original topic when they can feel better trashing Rush Limbaugh, that's far more popular. However, I do agree with criticism of Limbaugh and others who praised the same shit Obama is doing when Bush was doing it. Then again, I think we've all grown up over the last few years.
I was looking for information on all the senators being busted by the FBI. The only article I found bringing it all together was this one by Rush Limbaugh. I doubt he did the research or wrote it. He may have read it. The typical troll attack is to entirely disregard the subject and go straight to insults and bullying, exactly as demonstrated here by the goon squad. Too funny, really. A clean debate would produce an exposition of the subject, forever read only on ZH or Turdville for the search engine robots to index, which is exactly what the trolls don't want.
You should all be training your minds and bodies for what's ahead. This isn't going to be easy.
Limbaugh sells advertising.
Thats his job, knowing his target audience and matching them with retail adds.
400 million last year alone.
To assign political direction to a person who is by far at the top of his game means you are clueless as to the reallity of target marketing.
Throw your preconceptions out and realize the dude is the most sucessful entertainment personality in media at this time.
And this, in the AM radio market.
Or you can hate him cause you are told to by .gov and the willing MSM.
And that is why it is infotainment not news and they are personalities not reporters.
With that said I understand where Ariadne is coming from, truth tends to leak through between the selling and bias, shooting the messenger doesn't change that. Everyone of them slimebags should be exposed whether it be by Rush or whoever. The more spotlights shined the better.
Ha, but it's perfectly fine when Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert present their comedy routines as news. Rush just presents the news and provides a conservative commentary. It's not that big a deal. The LEFT, of course, can't stand any dissent, so it drives them crazy.
"Or you can hate him cause you are told to by .gov and the willing MSM."
Odd that that didn't seem to be the case during the GWB era...
Party Pussy stuff?
ALL talking heads should be shoved down the mineshaft along with all the "leaders."
and The traitor California Senator Rod Wright convicted of felonies in January including VOTE FRAUD
Thats Hillsdale College presents a FREE COURSE CONSTITUTION 101 Online, chickenheads.
When Hillsdale College provides a free course on the Articles of Confederation and why Federalism, as ingrained in the SECOND constitution (which is what you, Hillsdale and that prick Mark Levin call the Constitoootion), is one of the primary reasons we are in the mess we are in from a constitutional perspective.....then call me.
The liberals promote socialism by way of Federalism ingrained in the Constitution
The conservatives promote fascism by way of Federalism ingrained in the Constitution.
Different sides of the same coin.
And speaking of coin.....banksters who control the international currency flows do not give one bloody shit about either the Articles of Confederation or the Second Constitution (the Constitution). They were given that liberty by the EXTRA-constitutional Federal Reserve Act of 1913 abdicating Congress's Constitutional repsonsibility as put forth by Article 1, Section 8, Clause 5
To coin Money, regulate the Value thereof, and of foreign Coin, and fix the Standard of Weights and Measures
When Congress gave that right over to the private bankers of the Federal Reserve the Constitution became just a "god damn piece of paper"
But it started with the Federalists winning the argument against the Anti-Federalists in the drafting the Constitution and thus the destruction of the Articles of Confederation.
Our constitution was a compromise, as is virtually everything contrived by man. And every government does everything in their power to gain more power as we see all around us. I, as many do, see our constitution as an attempt to restrain government, and it has failed. Those who revere the constitution may be delusional to believe that adherence at this late date is a posibility, BUT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PROPOSE? What is it that you hope to gain by trashing anyone who would like to see this mess rolled back? Do you want to go back in time and stop the constitutional convention and force the delegates to sign the articles of confederation with a gun to their head? Sure its fucked up, like everything we touch. But the first thing we have to learn is that to disparage and assume everyone else is an idiot is the EXACT weapon those we hate are using upon US.
Why it won't be stopped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D71aiYq7jeM
You know, Maria, that's a great question.
Today people were just taking profits. There will be green shoots leading to certain escape velocity in no time.
r u snorting, smoking, or injecting?
at least you could share
Forward non GAAP PEs are still below average
Everything is too TBTF, BTFD now!!
Dips have now been outlawed by the Fed, so you have to BTFATH instead.
10-yr rate still above 2.60% and yen above 101 means this is just a healthy correction with tremendous opportunity for those who missed the latest rally. Greece just accessed the market again and things in Europe are going full speed.
I promise, not in your mouth.
I look forward to the day the only reason these stations have any viewers left is
because the female presenters have agreed to present their shows topless.
"Will there be titties?"
"What will they do?"
h/t Bill Hicks
Watch "Naked News".
That's like sex in overall's.
Excellent idea to get the MSM viewership up again (not sure if pun intended). Besides if I have to be mentally raped, it might as well be by one of these babes, rather than the likes of Steve Liesman.
You made me look!
I, for one, refuse to watch until they agree to do their show while taking in the ass by someone that's not a big govt shill. I wanna see them wince in pain.
They're all BS but the 5th one, not so sure. Obviously in bubbly market, keep lots of dry powder. But before people stop buying food, toilet paper, soap, etc. it'll need to get much worse and there are firms who produce exactly that.
How do you know for sure which stocks are high quality, when they are alll lying about their balance sheets?
They are not lying about their balance sheets as much as the MSM pushes irrelevant metrics to make you buy all time highs, like the story about "low P/E". They still leave you tools to make a choice. Constant, increasing dividends over the last, 10-20 years ? How much actual sales were made so they don't tweak the earnings too much, how much debt they have that might make their P/E suddenly balloon, etc.
The by far most important part of investing is "buy low" - you think anything real quality is low priced today, nominally or real?
I put only 25% of my monthly available dry powder in for the moment because yeah, after a 5 years bull run, something's going to happen for sure. You chose the lowest PE (15 seems OK for the moment), lowest price to book, 4-6% yield, good history of maintaining/increasing dividends. Stay away from financials and "hot" stocks like AAPL, FB, basically anything CNBC talks about. Lots of ETF to help you do that out there and focus on certain sectors/countries.
25% of monthly available dry powder into stocks?Courageous.
I'm not putting anything additionally into else than cash (got enough phyzz) and am actually still contemplating when or if at all I should sell almost all of my stocks, that's except a few miners.Last time in 2008 I was all cash, but that was dumb luck from a big personal change, not genius.
I only glanced at that list for .01 seconds before my head started to swell. It's like learning the alphabet.........you never forget it.
What about all the green chutes?
There's strong support at $0....
Not if you're short.
$0 is rock solid resistance for the shorts.
It is all little different than the videos on "how to gamble" they play in the rooms at the casinos.
Everyone is always smiling and having a great time; they never show the people with sullen hollow faces and turned out pockets stumbling back to their rooms.
will the heads still talk once they've been removed I wonder?
Rick Santelli is going to take an aluminum bat to Steve LIESmans head tomorrow morning
Might I be able to get a swing as well? How much for a swing at Bernanke?
Now THAT would be entertainment!
"Maria, Amazon is starting to look like a bargain considering the 537 P/E; while Netflix is a screaming deal with its 180 P/E. Bargain hunting tomorrow."
Not ugly enough yet. Waiting for a lot more bloodshed.
I can't take more then 30 seconds of the blowhorn with out going primevil and wanting to launch the heaviest object I can find at my TV...Fucking hucksters the whole lot of them.
You guys/gals are slipping today, how did everyone miss "It was do to unseasonal weather"
This selloff was bad? What a joke. It was nothing. It possibly could ramp tomorrow.
I knew a lot of traders that went long this afternoon.
Went long for what, 24 or 48 hours?
Stocks plunge today on news that... (fill in blank with typical nonsensical gibberish)
...Rupert Murdock talks to ex-wife.
...Pistorious was "selfish boyfriend”.
...the job market shows signs of rebounding after the recession.
...School Stabbing Suspect Uses ‘Ordinary Kitchen Knives’.
...Jimmy Carter Talks About Jesus Christ and the Paintings of W.
...Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend Over Stuffed Animal Obsession.
...California Teen Sells Pot Brownies to Raise Money for Her Prom Dress.
...Sheryl Sandberg Tells Stephen Colbert How Husbands Can Get More Sex.
...Sorority Forces Men To Eat Dog Treats.
Note: these are actual top headlines pulled today from Time.com. You can’t make this shit up!
I dount Sandberg's husband wants any more sex with that little bitch. I wouldn't fuck her with Zuck's weiners
I clicked the "Cancel " button ten times and this bullshit won't go off my screen.
OMG!, OMG!, OMG!!!
"Don't fight the Fed" may one day be the biggest fallacy
It's a stock picker's market!
And it's a nose picker's paradise..put up a parking lot.
I've never really quite trusted people who use teleprompters.
Ya , and shit don't stink, monies in the mail and of course not , that dress doesn't make you look fat !!!
Oh, but they forgot: "Click your ruby shoes together and repeat over and over again: "There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home..."
Just wait for it. Another couple of hairy days and good ole' Abbey Joseph Cohen will make her obligatory "stocks are below fair value" appearance.
But I like CNBC, it's the new comedy channel! Fun!
Oh to the confident and suave television and news commentators, politicians, and the experts that speak with such authority, I include the pundits and so called specialist, to you I say, I'm skeptical and dubious. Even when you mask your bias and your agenda is hidden, I must often remind myself that, you don't know that.
It is often not the message you put out, but how you project it. I can see you now, your head a bobbing and your arms moving all around, you state your case with such brilliance and force that often we are swept away! More on these clowns and the value of their opinions in the article below.
who watches CNBC and misses out on the Sasquatch and UFO shows... the real pulse of amerika..... oh and i forgot the MH370 search.......
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