Let QEdom Ring!... Or The One In Which Jamie Dimon Quotes Martin Luther King

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When one thinks of the bailout-taking, London-Whale-suffering, regulatory-fine-paying, pay-rise-taking CEO of JPMorgan, the first analogy is not the philosophical similarities between Jamie Dimon and Martin Luther King. But, according to Dimon's letter to shareholders below, he feels injustice has been done and quotes MLK on the future ahead. "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice" Progress, sometimes painful and slow, has been happening all around us all the time, and the optimist in me believes that it will continue." What a year... he begins.

Dimon "has a dream" of a post-QE, Fed has the tools to exit, inflation not a problem, world is gonna be great future where little rich boys and little poor boys play together.

Let QEdom ring!


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Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:54 | 4642863 Dr. Engali
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I have a dream too, and it's a world without the likes of Dimon and his ilk. Little bitch cries about injustice while at the same time bragging that he is richer than us.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:54 | 4642870 Dollarmedes
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Wall Street and Selma, Alabama...totally the same!

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:59 | 4642894 Stoploss
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Why is Yellen in the bathroom with him???

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:01 | 4642905 Two-bits
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Cause Mr. Yellen is standing at the urinal. duh.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:05 | 4642927 Ban KKiller
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"It's yellow rain"and it is no dream.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:08 | 4642942 Two-bits
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they call it mello yellen...

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:16 | 4642975 Kaiser Sousa
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"wipe them out....all of them..."

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:13 | 4642965 thatthingcanfly
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The fact that he would quote that plagiarizing, womanizing, Communist with a KGB informant as chief advisor during the height of the cold war, slimeball, sycophant MLK (not even his real name) tells us all we need to know about Jamie Dimon.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 17:55 | 4645118 Lord Koos
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Much in the same way, this post tells us all we need to know about you, Einstein.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:29 | 4643022 Shad_ow
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Been to Selma lately?  It is primarily run by black democrats.  Not the same at all.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 12:01 | 4643593 waterhorse
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This would be how Dimon "justifies" the connection...

"Court approval for the deal would put an end to Jefferson County’s (AL) more than five-year struggle with its debts, which began with the effects of the subprime mortgage crash that cascaded in unexpected ways through complex financing arranged for the county by Wall Street banks led by JPMorgan.  The arrangements left almost all of the county debt taken on to pay for a new sewer system with interest rates that reset periodically, similar to adjustable-rate mortgages. JPMorgan and other banks also sold the county related derivatives to protect against the risk posed by the securities, earning undisclosed fees of about $120 million, according to the county’s former financial adviser. "

Jamie probably thinks of this as "doing God's work" like Blankfein, but cannot understand why the distasteful unwashed masses are "jealous" because he's richer than them and "persecuting" him for it.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:07 | 4642923 synergize
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How about we get rid of the Fed and bring some of that justice back, so you and your banker friends cant print unlimited amounts of money at the common man's inflationary expense? 

Oh dont like that idea?  Didnt think so - your "justice" is when your too big to fail bank gets taxpayer support and unfair advantages acting as a parasite on the system.  You bankers make me sick!

We wont have justice until we abolish the Fed and let the banks fail.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:23 | 4642994 Ignatius
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"I have a dream too, but in it I'm not wearing any pants."  -- A. Whitney Brown

I'll guess Dimon didn't mention that MLK was killed in a conspiracy that included government agencies.  It's all in the book An Act of State by William Pepper, the attorney who won a civil lawsuit in Memphis on behalf of the King family in 1999.  The jury was composed of 6 blks and 6 whts.  I was stunned that I did not learn this till years after the verdict (thanks MSM... assholes).

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 11:11 | 4643260 Tom_333
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You know - I believe JD may think that way. And feel that he is wronged.And that justice according to his perspective ultimately will be done. After all - one of his colleagues feels that he is doing "God´s work".

In the bigger perspective I have the last 5- 10 years begun to feel that this "justice" and karma thing may just be a slight adjustment of the Pareto-balance. Not more.The moral question is if we would do the same things as JD if we had the tools to do them. Most likely we would. Myself included. There may be better human beings among the readers but I doubt they will ever be a majority.I would say at max 20 % going by Pareto´s rule of thumb.

The question at hand is if we are moving towards a more conflagrationstic reset of the Pareto-balance this time. Not impossible. Actually quite likely.There must have been studies performed on this. Anyone seen anything like that? Would explain the never ending rise of the security apparatus.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 18:15 | 4645218 StychoKiller
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Just because "repossessing" a cripple's wheelchair would "increase shareholder value", doesn't mean it's the right thing to do.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:53 | 4642865 Richard Chesler
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I have a Drone in the White House?


Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:53 | 4642867 Two-bits
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Here is to hoping Jamie meets the same end as MLK.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:58 | 4642885 Cpl Hicks
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You mean a guy with a national holiday and a big-ass statue on the Mall?

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:59 | 4642893 Two-bits
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We already have President's day on the calander.  Didn't you see the cuff links?

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:07 | 4642941 Cpl Hicks
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No, but I think I see the handcuffs.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:09 | 4642948 Two-bits
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You are obviously not looking at the wrists of Jamie Dimon.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 12:05 | 4643619 waterhorse
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National bankster day?  Perish the thought, unless they were all guillotined and we celebrate in fond remembrance of THAT event.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:59 | 4642890 tarsubil
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It would be better I think if one of these guys pulled a road to Damascus.

Can you imagine if Jamie said he was wrong and the system is wrong and gave away all his spoils, grew long hair, and protested on Wall Street? That would be better than him getting offed and being a martyr to the oppressive class.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:53 | 4642869 Gamma735
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Jamie Dimon is the epitome of an oppressor.   He is playing the long con.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:55 | 4642872 Disenchanted
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What a sad story.

I'm getting out my checkbook to send poor ol Jamie a donation towards those awful legal expenses.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:55 | 4642876 A Lunatic
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He was not quoting MLK. What he said was "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward just us"

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:01 | 4642904 Seer
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And it appears that it's really: "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward just asses"

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:55 | 4642877 fonzannoon
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what a bummer, he does not sound like he is suffering from depression.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:55 | 4642878 Seer
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I hope this goes viral.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:56 | 4642879 Al Capowned
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As Max Keiser puts it Jamie Dimon is the remainder of the 911 cry babies

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:56 | 4642884 1835jackson
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This world is ripe for a war and the greatness that mankind can muster. War. Something we are very good at. 

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:58 | 4642886 the not so migh...
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no doubt the next war will be seen from other planets

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:00 | 4642895 Seer
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Well, don't hold back.  Which one(s) do you recommend?  Just one day I'd like to have a good seat... </sarc>

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:05 | 4642917 Two-bits
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I have heard that the view from Uranus is lovely during a nuclear winter.



Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:58 | 4642889 I am a Man I am...
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"where little rich boys and little poor boys play together" that's gold Jerry, GOLD!!

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 09:58 | 4642891 Seer
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And more for those that have sacrificed so much for us:

Deutsche Bank mulls raising fixed pay for board: report



Derivatives Rules Softened in Victory for Banks


never mind that real economies are getting hammered...

Swedish Deflation Shock Delivers Blow to Ingves on Price Target



Yeah, makes perfect sense that the bankers deserve all that we can give them...

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:02 | 4642907 random999
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lol yeah we read about the swedish deflation here in sweden too.. nevertheless i havent notice any dropping prices anywhere. Even the traditional PC prices somehow seem to turn upwards. However it seems that salaries (excluding poltician salaries) seems to have halted.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:10 | 4642953 Seer
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"However it seems that salaries (excluding poltician salaries) seems to have halted."

OK, the BIG elephant in the article was that the bankers were expecting to earn MOAR, because, well, because they've managed to get everyone out of "the recession."  But, yeah, politicians are a lot of fun too...

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:00 | 4642897 Peter Pan
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If the man truly believes his own utterings then he should be instiutionalised.

If it's a slick and sly attempt to elevate his public persona, then let's move on and waste no more time.

I do not wish the man an untimely death (as no doubt some other misfit will fill his place at JPM) but thank God that death ultimately puts an end to such misguided men.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:03 | 4642910 Seer
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"I do not wish the man an untimely death"

Absolutely not!  The guy deserves to have time to fully come to appreciate all that he's done.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:32 | 4643035 WillyGroper
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And very painfully at that!

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 12:07 | 4643629 waterhorse
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But sociopathic narcissists NEVER "appreciate what they have done".  It's not in their wiring.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:02 | 4642908 Ban KKiller
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Death to Banksters. Nail guns or falls, I don't care. Too bad we don't have a department of justice, eh?

Round up the fascists while we are at it. 

What happens when you create a huge class of desperate people? The elite fascists know...

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:03 | 4642913 q99x2
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Arrest the cross-eyed monkey. Send him into space to ward off aliens.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:19 | 4642981 Dr. Engali
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Dat's rayciiiiissttt. He is an oppressed minority don'tchyaknow? 

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:04 | 4642916 alien-IQ
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somebody please shoot that motherfucker.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:05 | 4642921 Whoa Dammit
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Next up from Jamie: "Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child."

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:04 | 4642922 Disenchanted
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Jamie sez:



It still remains to be seen how all this will sort out.


No shit?

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:06 | 4642930 Two-bits
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I think that was a typo.


It should be


...how it will all s(h)ort out.


Seems more accurate.

Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:08 | 4642928 moonstears
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Hey, in other news, Dimon and the boys are gonna get WWIII started, no matter what they must say.


disclosure: I don't trust Putin, or Sorosbama...but WTF, prop-o-gan-da abounds.

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