Peak "Hope"

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The gap between current Q1 reality and forward-looking, hope-stuffed, unicorn-tear-fueled expectations for US economic growth has reached a new peak of Keynesian 'faith'. This week saw "economists" downgrade Q1 GDP expectations once again to a mere 1.6% growth (from 2.6% in January) - meaning that cold weather is responsible for a 46% collapse in US economic growth expectation. As the chart below 'hints' at, it appears we have reached "peak hope."



h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer

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Fri, 04/11/2014 - 21:51 | 4649884 LetThemEatRand
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And the "growth" is the result of massive fudging of numbers to boot.  It's like measuring penis size from the back of the anus.  And speaking of Yellen....

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 21:52 | 4649890 Harlequin001
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Well it's never been cold before so why shouldn't the weather fuck it up?

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 00:54 | 4650269 knukles
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Not all the people in all the world had it colder than normal for a winter, nor even across the entire United States for that matter.
The weather excuse is another fucking joke about temporary transient factors injuring the robust forecasts...
Been goin' on for 8+ years.
It is not temporary, transient, etc...
It is what it is and it 's very poor dislocated sub par growth, period.

And nothings being done to reverse course, unwind the policies imposed over that time which have made things worse, not better.

Regardless of the temperatures out there, its gonna stay really really cold....

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 03:06 | 4650415 Manthong
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but there is hope and a hero..

it's a shame he is not black.


What?? Like you want to label truth as racsism?


Sat, 04/12/2014 - 10:56 | 4650861 FoodStampPrez
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Heating bills in most of the U.S. were INSANE this winter - up 300% from last year - any disposable income went straight to the oil and propane companies.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 21:55 | 4649901 db51
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What?   You're not supposed to measure it from the back of the anus?   Damn.....That 10 just went to 2 so fast it made my head spin.  How do I break the news to the wife?

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 07:17 | 4650580 Winston Churchill
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I refuse to use mine as a yardstick. I'm not cutting it in half for anyone.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:28 | 4649979 CrashisOptimistic
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Remember . . . last July 0.6% was added to GDP via film libraries.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 21:51 | 4649886 Mr Pink
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Just listen to this slimy son of a bitch

Now he is even getting cocky about his bc

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 21:51 | 4649888 JustObserving
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Since official US inflation is at least 3% lower than real inflation, US real GDP has been 3% lower than the official GDP for at least the last generation per Shadowstats.

Welcome to the recession that has been your constant companion since at least 2008.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 21:54 | 4649897 nmewn
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Q: Who the fuck (in the real world) gets to keep their job by consistently missing targets by 50%?

A: Economists, academics & politicians.


Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:00 | 4649914 icanhasbailout
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Mark Sanchez

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:09 | 4649934 Yen Cross
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  I guess that "altruism", Incest is best, is alive and well in D.C. nmewn?

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:22 | 4649961 nmewn
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There is no doubt Yen.

But of course, their definition of altruism is completely different from ours...they confine it to themselves, all in one small, elitist clique.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:31 | 4649988 Yen Cross
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  Bohemian Groves.  nmewn our day is coming.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 23:12 | 4650103 nmewn
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Yes, it is...seemingly pretty fast, for those unprepared.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:51 | 4650044 intric8
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Economists are the easiest people in the world to rile up because theyre useless and usually wrong, and they know it, and easily get defensive. Easy Al, Copter Ben and Yellen? THOSE breed of economists operate under a different paradigm, along with the elitest of the elite bankers. They are stone cold and non emotional because they stand to profit no matter what happens to a countries economy.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 21:56 | 4649904 HedgeAccordingly
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Hope & change Bitchez!

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 21:59 | 4649909 db51
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Just wait until they discover those Corn, Soybean and Wheat Carry Over numbers are Unicorn Ass Shooting Skittles and Rainbows.   That EBT card ain't gonna buy much down at the Save-A-Lot.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:29 | 4649984 SnobGobbler
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sav-a-lot "steak" is like how they scrape the lining off the stomach and sell it as "suet" trust me, the one near my don't-givà-fuck-about-cottage sells cow at a premium compared to the grocer. pretty sad the people line up fer the shit,

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:00 | 4649911 icanhasbailout
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Coming soon: peak change

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:07 | 4649927 fonzannoon
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Hew Fwiw I was blabbing about this on the bitcoin thread. I actually watched this as it happened. It made me fucking cringe. You guys gotta check this out. This putz blew a million dollars and apparently a car.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:18 | 4649953 Yen Cross
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 Fonz?  As a friend/<> Are you sure you're not still suffering from "Sandi Syndrome?"

  Free houses and free food for the "degenerates" have been known to encite "NORMAL" human dissonance.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:20 | 4649957 fonzannoon
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I'm suffering from a lot more than that.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:35 | 4649998 Yen Cross
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 Apparently I've inherited your (junkster) "remora" Fonz.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:42 | 4650020 LetThemEatRand
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The junkster remora junked the shark.  Or is that jumped?  I don't know, Babs.  

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:46 | 4650030 Yen Cross
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 Ok I'm out. Have a good w/e

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:35 | 4650000 Soul Glow
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Have a beer.  You'll feel better.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:32 | 4649992 Soul Glow
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Bought my first short ever today.  Went cash from the Fall of '08 to the next spring where I bought equity and PM.  Went cash from equity a few weeks ago, then increased gold and silver.  Looking at having half my portfolio PM with a quarter short financials, and with a quarter cash.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:33 | 4649993 SnobGobbler
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ya know... they were giving free homes to expecting mothers near fukushima.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:31 | 4649987 SnobGobbler
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fuck bitcoin, dont you people ever stop!

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:21 | 4649959 Soul Glow
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Throw darts - you can't miss.

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 22:39 | 4650011 intric8
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TRILLIONS upon TRILLIONS of stimulus over a 7 year period. Where the fuck did that money go? Everyones poorer. Now gdp forecasts dip below 2%? fuck.. [facepalm]

Fri, 04/11/2014 - 23:32 | 4650148 Oldwood
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Not everyone is poorer. Just those of us not on the inside of the game.

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 00:27 | 4650223 Yen Cross
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   Traders trust your instincts.

  What a great club?

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 00:31 | 4650237 Son of Loki
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Gas prices are up over 30 cents where Ilive [in one month] and that has some Burbanites fuming.

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 05:23 | 4650512 Wait What
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4 and a quarter in SoCal at the moment. it's making a lot of drivers positively irritable.

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 08:44 | 4650669 d edwards
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Well, Barry did say that under his plan "energy prices would necessarily SKYROCKET."


You can thank him and the f-ing Dems in November.

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 01:22 | 4650305 syntaxterror
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On the flip side, any sustained heat waves this summer could rocket GPD up to 5 or 6%.

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 01:54 | 4650351 q99x2
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I don't know about working in the cold but it sure was great for jogging.

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 05:21 | 4650511 Wait What
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who doesn't love a little cold and snow while jogging?

"the perfect texture for running. very low impact and it's dry snow so your feet don't get wet."

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 08:51 | 4650675 NDXTrader
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New report linked on Drudge saying 44% of Twitter accounts have never sent a tweet lol

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 12:38 | 4651199 moneybots
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"This week saw "economists" downgrade Q1 GDP expectations once again to a mere 1.6% growth (from 2.6% in January)"


The government just needs to add in more intangibles, to increase GDP growth to 5.6%.


"meaning that cold weather is responsible for a 46% collapse in US economic growth expectation."

Cold weather could be used as an intangible to boost the GDP number.

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 12:59 | 4651252 elwind45
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In line with estimates ......yawn

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 17:09 | 4651962 polo007
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All Federal Reserve Banks - Total Assets, Eliminations from Consolidation

$4.4 trillion

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