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UN Security Council Begins Discussion Of Situation In Ukraine

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Today's emergency session in the UN summoned by none other than Russia, whose representative Churkin has just started to speak, has begun. Via Bloomberg:


But the most important opinion, that of China, remains entirely noncomittal:


And Russia warns:

  • Churkin: "In just a few hours things may take an irreversible turn for the worse"

The live webcast below.


So to sum it all up:

Russia - blames The US and Ukraine right-wing for escalating against pro-Russian forces:


The US (Ambassador Power) says it Russia's fault...




So Gazprom gets some of its cash?

Ukraine is irate...


To which Russia responds...





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Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:25 | 4655289 wee-weed up
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Moar Woar, bitchez!

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:26 | 4655310 Truther
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But....But... Wait. Is that Putin with an ICBM in his pants?

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:30 | 4655322 ndotken
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Tonight's Security Council meeting is nothing more than worldwide political masturbation ... but without a happy ending.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:33 | 4655333 NoDebt
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Thank God the UN Security Council is finally on this.  I feel so much better now.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:36 | 4655343 Squid-puppets a...
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what's Barak 'Chicken Kiev' Obama gonna do now?

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:44 | 4655364 fockewulf190
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Probably something stupid that will kick off the Great Reset.  The fan is on high and the shit isn´t far from it.  Get your ducks in order people, there probably isn´t much time left to prepare.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:55 | 4655392 mtndds
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No way.  With everything being ass-backwards in the world today, I bet tomorrow the market will open in the GREEN and will have the biggest one day rally of the year so far.  I wish the Great Reset would happen so that we can finally move on with life instead of always kicking that phucking can.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:26 | 4655466 TruthInSunshine
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The neocons AND libtards (both under the control of the banking-military-financial complex) want desperately to send in the liver-eaters (trained by alCIAda) that they deployed in Syria, Libya, and Egypt; they want to ensure they successfully provoke a full'scale military response by Putin as a pretext to ratchet up the conflict.

And a friendly reminder about Victoria "Nuland":

Victoria Nuland is the daughter of Yale bioethics and medicine professor Sherwin B. Nuland, whose original surname was ***Nudelman***. Victoria’s paternal grandfather was Meyer Nudelman from a family of Jewish immigrants who came to New York City from Russia.  --married to Robert Kagan, whose father established PNAC (of "New Pearl Harbor" fame before 9/11), and related to Elena Kagan, former SCOTUS nominee - see how the web is interwoven?
Nuland -- > Is Elena Kagan Related to PNAC Founder and Neocon Extremist Donald Kagan?

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:39 | 4655615 Tabarnaque
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"they want to ensure they successfully provoke a full'scale military response by Putin as a pretext to ratchet up the conflict."

Agreed on that. It looks like the neocons in the West want to have a full out war with Russia. Fucking crazy. Russia should refrain to give the West the pretext they are after. Instead, they should open a full frontal attack on the US dollar . The Anglo-American Banking Cartel is bankrupt with no gold left in their vaults. That's where the attack would hurt the West the most.


Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:59 | 4655657 fockewulf190
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I heard on Sunday zbigniew brzezinski open his yap on Fareed Zakaria (CNN) that if the Ukrainians resist Russian aggression, the US and the west should send arms to support them...but only if they take the step and actually fight. He referenced what happened during the Vietnam War when Russia backed the communists with arm shipments.
For the record zbigniew brzezinski is far from being a neoconservative. Even Fareed (another useless tool in my book) looked like his eyes were going to pop out of his liberal skull after hearing such hawkishness.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 23:03 | 4655665 TruthInSunshine
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Actively & openly arming Ukraine, which is not just on Russia's doorstep, but part & parcel of it, with offensive weapons designed to go head to head with Russia is the equivalency of essentially declaring war upon Russia, and I'm confident Russia would view it as such.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 23:12 | 4655697 Vampyroteuthis ...
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The pigeon is too busy strutting around on the golf course to care about such events. Come on, what is wrong with you folks? Do you not stand in awe of our great leader?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 08:38 | 4656321 Truthseeker2
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2014: Chinese Year Of The Wood Horse Forges World Destiny


Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:18 | 4655594 Peter Pan
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"The fan is on high and the shit isn´t far from it."

Knowing how many inflamation points the world is suffering from, all I can say is that the fan in my mind is really a high speed windmill that will make sure the whole world will be covered in shit when different loads of shit all going off in domino order at the windmill.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 06:36 | 4656152 Haus-Targaryen
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I wonder how MAF Poland and Germany are at the US. In this pissing contest between the US and Russia, if/when missiles start getting shot off, it will be people living on the continent of Europe (cannot use the word European anymore) paying the price.

Some idiot analyst somewhere wrote some classified report which said "We can take Ukraine and Russia will not do anything."

Bet he feels like an idiot today.



Sun, 04/13/2014 - 23:09 | 4655686 Wahooo
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If Obama sends us to war over there, another front will likely open over here.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:10 | 4655411 crazzziecanuck
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I'd used to like the idea of seeing Samantha Power rolled up into a burlap bag and dumped into the East River but that would be too destructive to the environment.  I'll just be happy if she just gets fired.  Not what she deserves but at least she couldn't be any more discruptive to world peace and it would increase the average intelligence of the UNSC by 2000%, if not more.

Remember in 2003 when she said a new administration would allow for the US to "extract concessions to patrol the commons?"  Translation: Team America, World Police.

Churkin should bring in a Tokarev with a bullet in the chamber, slide it over to her and encourage her to do the world a favour and shoot herself in the head.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:10 | 4655580 Berspankme
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I'd love to see a 6'5" Russian dude with a 12" schlong ass rape that cunt Power every time she opens her pie hole. Then move on to Nuland

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:39 | 4655616 crazzziecanuck
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I would never wish that on my worst enemy.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:15 | 4655830 Ifigenia
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so violent. why not something more simple. Just let the russians eat Nulland cookies?

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:34 | 4655336 tmosley
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Nope, he's just happy to see all that gold in his vaults.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:47 | 4655369 SimplePrinciple
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And Janet is happy to have 33 tons in the Fed's vaults.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:23 | 4655604 TruthInSunshine
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Have you seen/tested it?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:39 | 4655874 SimplePrinciple
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The proof is in the action.  No coup for tungsten, coups only for the real thing.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:16 | 4655442 Silver Bug
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The West needs to tread lightly. This is a situation that could rapidly spiral out of control, much to the woe of everyone.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:17 | 4655836 Ifigenia
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Europe has tuned down the rethoric. Problem is USA is above the West.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:00 | 4655553 tempo
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Democracy in action, US has no compelling interest and needs to shut the hell up.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:02 | 4655558 tempo
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Don't pick a fight with a big badass in his own backyard.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:39 | 4655617 disabledvet
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appears to be too late already.

i do agree this is Russia...AND EUROPE'S...backyard. Clearly "two men go in, only one comes out."

Any commitment by the the USA will I think commit Europe. That would make President Putin's task of securing the territorial integrity of all of Ukraine much more challenging.

Clearly he is not in charge of the Capitol...and in order to be he will have to take it by force.

Events may have already moved beyond protecting the minority rights of Russians as well. This thing is already ugly...the question appears to be only "how fast" at this point.

Ukraine is not a "flashpoint." In fact it is far worse which is why this is a VERY dicey situation in my view. This is a potentially VERY wealthy piece of real estate...of great value to both the region and in theory to the world (a global bread basket...equal only to the USA if kept in one piece.) In other words "there are many interests...and interested stake here."

I do agree with the the Russian Ambassador to the United Nations. This could indeed escalate "in a matter of hours."

I would not at all be surprised to see the United States, the various States of Europe, the European Union and Turkey all at war with Russia "all of a sudden."

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 23:20 | 4655714 sablya
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Minority rights of Russian?  Are you out of your mind?  At no point have the rights of Russians in the Ukraine been violated.  It is quite the reverse - Russians are fucking gangsters, and Putler is the worst of them all.  

Putler is a monster of epic proportions.  He would think nothing of slaughtering his own people if it would help him accomplish his goal of resurrecting the Soviet Union.  

Haven't you learned any of the lessons of history?  Letting Putler have his way with Ukraine is a form of appeasement.  Allowing the hungry WOLF to have a lamb will not satisfy it.  It will soon be back for another and then another.

Putler needs to have his face shoved in his own shit.  Where are the reparations for the mass murder of Ukrainians in the 1930s?  Those dumb fucks in eastern Ukraine have short memories - somehow they managed to forget what Stalin did to them in the Holodomor.  Fuck Russia.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:51 | 4655894 TheReplacement
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One suggestion:  Instead of resurrecting the Soviet Union perhaps Putin wants to restore the Russian Empire.  Czar Putin.  It probably has a nice ring to it with a Russian accent.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 01:15 | 4655925 Tengri Temujin
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Just a historical anectdote of how important food is, Ghenghis khan when he was 13yo shot and killed his older brother with a bow and arrow because he was hiding food from the rest of the family in hard times.

Ukraine is one heck of a bread basket besides the important geographical location, nice women, and lots of cheap real estate and water for an overcrowded Europe

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 01:51 | 4655957 silvermail
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1. Famine in Ukraine in the 30s was in areas inhabited predominantly Russian people. It is south and south-east of Ukraine. Most people died of starvation, were Russian, not Ukrainian.
More than any other, today scream and whine about the hunger, only WH Trolls (as you) and representatives of western Ukraine. But on the western Ukraine famine was not. This is called political prostitution. Because all the so-called "Western Ukraine" in the 30s was state lands of Poland.

2. Stalin never struggled with the Ukrainians, it is not necessary to repeat the nonsense for morons on Faux News propaganda. Stalin fought with the class of prosperous peasants, independed of any nationality of them.
Think about this: Stalin fought with the class of wealthy peasants, regardless of their ethnicity. Therefore famine in 30 years was not only in Ukraine, but in Russia and in Kazakhstan, too.

3. Fraud, Famine and Fascism - The Ukrainian Genocide Myth from Hitler to Harvard

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 23:30 | 4655738 Mine Is Bigger
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Since no stakeholder is pushing toward holding a national election swiftly and restoring a democratic government in Ukraine, I think the Ukrainian military should overthrow the Kiev regime.  This option would probably spill the least amount of blood.  And I suspect most of the military personnel wouldn't want to kill Ukrainians (including ethnic Russians many of whom appear to prefer Ukraine remain in one country) nor fight Russian military.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:22 | 4655293 bobert
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Surround the buildings and cut of the utilities.

The sepratists will be out within a few days.

This shouldn't be so hard.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:23 | 4655300 Ignatius
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Neither should of, Waco....

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:34 | 4655335 bobert
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Do you see a parallel between Waco and Donetsk?

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:45 | 4655366 BlindMonkey
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If the Mexican army were massing on their side of the border waiting to protect the Davidians then there would be a parallel.  Since that didn't happen, not so much.  New game.  New players.  

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:13 | 4655434 bobert
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I still do not see a parallel between Waco and Donetsk. Interesting for you to bring up the Mexican's however that doesn't do it either.

Waco was the totalitarian left in America suppressing freedom of religion. David Koresch was not on the offensive. He was only trying to protect his private property. He may have been a bit waco himself but he did not deserve to get torched. They were well supplied, however, a siege would have eventualy brought them out peacably.

That is what I believe would be the best approach in Donetsk. A siege if you will.

I am not pro-Ukranian necessarily, however, neither am I pro-Russian federation.

Seems like there a number of Russian Federation adherents on Z Hedge these days.


Perhaps it's the perception that Putin and the Russian Federation are anti-UN, or anti NWO. Is that it???

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:07 | 4655572 BlindMonkey
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Personally, I supported the second gulf war at first. I bought the BS all the way and even was preachy to my anti-Bush lefty friends.

Since then I have woken up and realized that team America World Police does more harm than good at am unacceptable cost. I want it to stop.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:46 | 4655626 crazzziecanuck
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'Lefties' have their share of retards in the vein of Bush.  The obvious case is Obama, and despite him purusing nearly ever Bush policy verbatim, the "lefties" still see this guy as a progressive liberal when the guy isn't even a Democrat.  But there are others.  For example, Ms. Power at the UN.  She's just another neocon who famously said along the lines that she didn't approve of going into Iraq but since the USA was now there the USA might as well nation-build.   Just another case of "ends justifies the means."  She also said that the new administration in 2008 would allow for that administration to "extract concessions" to "patrol the commons."  What's the translation?  Bush policy to be world cop.  So you end up with supposed progressives who end up saying things like "Bush did Iraq wrong but if we were in charge..."  Which, for me, translates into "we are closet PNAC neo-cons but too stupid to see it."  It really is a testament to the effectiveness of propaganda in the USA...

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:54 | 4655898 TheReplacement
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That does not make you a Putin cheerleader, just a PTB basher.  On the other side of the world, Putin is TPTB.  It's all the same except the geography.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 01:18 | 4655928 Tengri Temujin
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they get rain more than we do here, not so easy lol

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:24 | 4655297 Truther
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FUCK THE TOTALITARIAN UN. A bunch of no good fucking Air Heads. Nothing but total destruction comes out of these loons.  I think Churkin should just stand up, flick'em and walk.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:35 | 4655340 TungstenBars
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These jackasses from NATO don't even have the support of the average person in their respective countries. What a disgrace the UN has become. 

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 23:27 | 4655736 DeadFred
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Was it ever not a disgrace?

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 23:09 | 4655687 sablya
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Let me get this straight: Ukraine is being subjected to various sorts of warfare (economic, psychological, propaganda, insurgency) from Russia, and you, friggin' dipshit, decide to say fuck the UN?  Fuck you.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:16 | 4655834 ILLILLILLI
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What, did you "forget" about Nuland & Co...?

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 23:11 | 4655693 BlindMonkey
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I prefer the way UKIP guys roll. Daniel Hannen and Nigel Farage rip an asshole with style.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:24 | 4655303 mtndds
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WOO HOO!!!  Dow at record levels tomorrow, Green straight across the board tomorrow.  This shit never seems to stop.  Keep kicking that phucking can!!

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:25 | 4655308 rtalcott
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Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:28 | 4655316 f16hoser
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UN is a Criminal Organization. I do not recognize them.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:29 | 4655319 Schmuck Raker
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Let me know in Churkin takes off his shoe.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:41 | 4655357 Winston Churchill
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Hope not as Samantha Powers will take a dump in it.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:30 | 4655321 kchrisc
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Survey: How many believe that the UN should not be housed on the soil of the American people?

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:35 | 4655338 NoDebt
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I don't think they should be housed anywhere.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:56 | 4655395 Truther
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Pluck'em one by one, like fucking dead weed, and send them to space.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:48 | 4655888 HardlyZero
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They need their independence day...what about sending them into the Ukraine next to the 40000 Russian troops, to keep the Ruskies in-line, and show off the very precise UN paper-target shooting skills ?

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:13 | 4655433 Oldwood
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Housed "in" the soil of the American people,,,maybe.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:22 | 4655461 Mesquite
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Take note of who donated the land...

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:44 | 4655883 Kirk2NCC1701
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How uncanny you'd ask that. Just yesterday, when 'Bama agreed to not let some Iranian into the US, to be Iran's ambassador to the UN, I was thinking that it should be moved.

To Geneva, or some place in CH.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:50 | 4655892 HardlyZero
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What about East Ukraine ?   They need some police and they have a lot of open free land.  It might be a rare win-win-win-win.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:36 | 4655345 Save_America1st
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Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:33 | 4655612 peter4805
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Red for all caps.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:03 | 4655800 joego1
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Afraid of getting capped?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 02:45 | 4656000 Rory_Breaker
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Hey man, he was just venting

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 02:51 | 4656004 The_Prisoner
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you forgot gold-stealing, organ harvesting, sex-slavering, genocide-enabling

but other than that, you're spot on.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:40 | 4655352 shermacman
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Thank God that the UN is getting involved! With their intelligence, military might, clarity of thought and true purpose there will be peace across the globe!!!
Or something. 

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:42 | 4655359 BudFox2012
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Oh wonderful, just yesterday I bet a friend of mine $100 that we would have economic collapse come before world war 3.  Well there goes another hard earned $100 I could have used to buy a gallon of gas or pound of ground beef with.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 23:13 | 4655698 BlindMonkey
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Bets like that are for $1. Didn't Mortimer and Randolph teach you anything?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 09:34 | 4656500 Flagit
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Didn't Mortimer and Randolph teach you anything?


yea, don't hire a smooth talking African-American to do your dirty work and expect everything to go according to plan.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 20:52 | 4655380 The_Prisoner
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S Power accusing anyone of spouting fiction is a bit rich.
The infinite capacity to project upon their opponents what themselves are guilty of must be a per-requisite for a job with the US state department.

It is sad the people of Ukraine seem to be letting memories of USSR cloud their judgement and prevent them from seeing what the agenda is. Evil cunts trying sell them into slavery to the IMF and EU.

Jewish banker appointed as prime minister and hastily recognised by US and its myriad puppet states should be as much of a tell anyone should need to know you're about to get fucked.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:01 | 4655406 grunk
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Send in the Bureau of Land Management!

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:39 | 4655502 Oldwood
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Why not? They see us pretty much as livestock anyway.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 01:46 | 4655877 HardlyZero
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BLM have the weapons but the farce is not with them (Harry and Son are away on vacation in China).

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:10 | 4655426 KarlGDenninger
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Soviet troops will attack soon

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:26 | 4655455 Atomizer
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The United nations security is going to find themselves hanging from a short rope while boarding a top cruise line which is giving away their unsold cabins at up to 75% off...The iceberg is final entertainment. Why not use the above link in shattering subsiding iceberg lifeboat destiny cabins. 

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:24 | 4655468 The_Prisoner
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"Only Russia can coordinate professional instability" ??

Negro, please!

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:30 | 4655482 q99x2
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The UN was taken over by Banksters. The UN sucks. 

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:45 | 4655515 MaxThrust
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We certainly need a reset but hopefully not a another war which will only enrich the "tribe"

We can thank our lucky stars that we have the "Air Head"  Samantha Power in the UN SC an not the evil asshole Bolton.


When it's time for the inquisition, better to keep the Guillotines in the store room and put the guilty to "Hard Labor" giving back what they stole in sweat and tears.



Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:46 | 4655517 TrustWho
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Unbelievable useless organization.

Meeting Chair:  "Thank you all for your time and words. This meeting is adjourned......Now go and fight! We have our written/recorded record!"

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:47 | 4655520 Perimetr
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The Russians call for the US and Western European leaders to ask Ukraine to stop their declared military operation from taking place in a matter of hours. 

The US responds by essentially cally the Russians liars, stating that the protestors are Russian forces masquerading as protestors, stating that Russia has massed troops on the borders (photos released by the Pentagon from 2013 including Ukrainian troops?), that anyone who can use the internet knows that the Russians are lying.  The US representative does not address the Russian request to call upon Ukraine to prevent Ukrainian military action against the protestors in Eastern Ukraine.

War is coming.


Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:07 | 4655570 MountainsRoam
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Can we please get some new representation ASAP for the USA??

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 09:42 | 4656529 Flagit
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<-- the US citizens backlash stopped the Syrian invasion.

<-- a cruise missile test indicated all fired missiles would go "kerplop" and not reach their targets.



The US representative does not address the Russian request to call upon Ukraine to prevent Ukrainian military action against the protestors in Eastern Ukraine.

War is coming.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:04 | 4655561 TungstenBars
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The US is itching for a war in order to hide her spiralling problems. I hope the BRICS cut the dollar right from under her feet and send those fkrs to hell.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:11 | 4655585 Alpha-Gama-Bullets
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EU boot licking before there gas gets cut! nice

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:49 | 4655635 jonjon831983
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All of this is two major powers' intelligence and propganda proxy game coming head to head.  Their pieces were prepared over time and the game is afoot.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 22:54 | 4655650 marcusfenix
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two minutes to midnight?




Sun, 04/13/2014 - 23:21 | 4655680 GoinFawr
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"Last call for alcohol. Last call for your 'Freedom of speech'; Drink up, Happy Hour is now enforced by law. Don't forget our house special, it's called the 'Tricky Dicky' Screwdriver. It's got one part jack daniels, two parts purple koolaid, and a shaker of formaldehyde from the jarred Hitler's brain we got in the back storeroom.... Happy trails to you! Haaapy traaaaaails to you!" Jello B

I am emperor Obama raving,

Hope I Changed you with my fascist cravings,

Still, you made me Pres-i-dent.

Human rights are droned away

I am now your Shah today

Now I command all of you:

Give up your cows for FEMA stew

(I'll make sure they're Mammon's too)

California Uber alles,

California Uber alles.

Uber alles, California

Uber alles CAl-i-fornia

Shab shabba, shabba do wa

Shab shabba shabba do wa!


Sun, 04/13/2014 - 23:04 | 4655671 hooligan2009
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why does the quote "Cry HAVOC and let loose the dogs of war" keeping rattling around in my head..

least it won't be "Or fill the walls with our English dead" this time...oh wait..never mind ..the French have yet to ignite the situation and run for their nukes.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:10 | 4655820 joego1
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It sounds like a whole bunch of shitty stuff is going to happen fast on our little blue planet.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:17 | 4655837 nje
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"To which Russia responds...



What a joke. Heres the translation from bullshit:english...

1) russia will invade ukraine to protect their interests.

2) russia wants ukrainian destabilization to create a pretext for an invasion.

3) russia/soviet is almost entirely the reason that ukraine is what it is now. sure, asshole americans played a part too, .. but really all ukraines troubles go back to the soviet/old-russia invasion.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 03:51 | 4655859 HardlyZero
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Ukrainian acting president Oleksander Turchynov gave rebels occupying state buildings until 0600 GMT to lay down their weapons.

Russia's Foreign Ministry called the planned military operation a "criminal order" and said the West should bring its allies in Ukraine's government under control.

"It is now the West's responsibility to prevent civil war in Ukraine," the ministry said in a statement.

It is now 7:50 GMT....110 minutes past surrender deadline.  crickets.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 00:58 | 4655903 Kirk2NCC1701
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Russia now needs to keep their UN meme in a DO WHILE loop, and start a Divide & Conquer campaign between the USSA and its Euro-poodles.

Mantra: The EU does not really need the US. The US needs the EU (the ECB) for its lackey role and currency manipulation.

W/o the EU and its ECB, the dollar is "kaput".

EU's economic realignment must continue for the benefit of its participants, in spite of the best attempts by the US Neocons to slow or stop that natural evolution.

Russia AND China must start the full Charm Offensive, to woo the EU away from its "abused partner" role to the US. This mantra must not stop until it seems the most obvious and natural conclusion for every EU citizen and politician.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 09:04 | 4656421 Chuck Knoblauch
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Let's wrap this up before the Bilderberg meeting!

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