Nasdaq Re-Loses 4,000

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Just a few short hours ago we were treated to a plethora of talking-heads proclaiming "see, this is it... the dip to be bought." But now, led by Biotechs as well as more 'growth' weakness, the Nasdaq has piled back below the critical 4000 level and broken to new cycle lows... we anxiously await the 330 Ramp to see just how much damage they can do (though stocks did catch perfectly down to USDJPY's early weakness)

New cycle lows for the Nasdaq


and violent catch-down for the S&P...

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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:28 | 4657845 Charles Wilson
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"See? If they'd just talen that Billion in Bribes to the Ukraine and invested that in Bribes to the Biggies on Wall Street, think of what a wonderful recovery we would have..."


Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:51 | 4657947 max2205
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Nice ramp!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:01 | 4657991 aVileRat
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Fair value of the NASAQ is 3500. If someone really wanted to be evil, a corporate raider should ask the very simple question: If every technoloy CEO was cooperating with the NSA, and the NSA was known to be using public backdoors like Heartbleed to monitor and pull data from their API's, could it be a fair assessment to say that Google, Yahoo and their ilk knowingly breached their customer care duty ? If this is true, can someone or group of people make a RICO case, similar to Bhopal ?

I wonder after how many dot com crashes will the SEC finally step in and regulate this sector. Perhaps place some governance standards on "clicks, eyeballs and contra-account revenue pools" in line with other industries such as the oil sectors SEC reserve bookings or financial tier-2 asset tests.


Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:02 | 4657999 Alea Iactaest
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tyler called today's bottom as well as any muppet master eva!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:25 | 4658111 icanhasbailout
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No worries, Kevin Henry is on the job.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:02 | 4658286 Doubleguns
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Guess the PPT was listening in. They gave it the standard 3:30 stick save heave-ho to get the chart back up. 

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:30 | 4657857 spastic_colon
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:59 | 4658277 what's that smell
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if they can grow a vagina in a lab then DOW 50,000 is a sure thing.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:02 | 4658289 Doubleguns
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I think John Kerry is in line for one. 

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:31 | 4657862 db51
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From the Archives:


Kevin Henry
Daily Schedule

9:00am Arrive Office

9:15am Get iced latte mochiato and ET bagel

9:30am Read WSJ online, Business Insider, Market-watch and Zero Hedge.

10:30am Discuss with colleague how to mess with ZH'ers.

11:00am Watch porn on office computer.

12:00-1:30pm Lunch

1:30 Watch more porn

3:15 Prepare for daily 3:30pm ramp.

3:30pm Ramp market

4:15pm Go home

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:39 | 4657889 AlaricBalth
Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:45 | 4657924 db51
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That's what "From the Archives" means.   lmao

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:56 | 4657966 AlaricBalth
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Can't believe its been a year since posting that. Geez, I gotta get a life and get out if this basement.

Time to has lunch ready for me. Hot Pockets again.

All the best!!!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:53 | 4658254 max2205
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5:30...shoot self in the head with 20 nail guns

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:48 | 4658589 db51
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Somethings can stand the test of time.   lmao.  Hot Pockets?   Holy Shit...It's Ramen Noodles here.   

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:01 | 4657908 Ham-bone
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Brownie, your doing a Helluva job...I mean Henry

particularly nice bounce off the 200dma (and I mean exactly on it) for the Russel 2k...first test since 2012 and you bought with flying colors!!!  It's time to BTFD with Kevin!!

Poor ZH - waiting and waiting for some sign of weakness....some sign of a "market"...just doesn't work like that no more.  Trees grow to the sky now (at least digitally)

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:32 | 4657864 McMolotov
Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:32 | 4657865 PlusTic
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wake me up at 400 in the naz...that seems about fair-value!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:32 | 4657867 Ness.
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Boom - must be 3:30.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:33 | 4657869 Winston Churchill
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I guessing no ramp today.

The PPT got the dollar ramp they wanted, why risk losing it pumping stawks ?

In which case heavy selling into the close.

BTFD at your own risk.This is a new game.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:39 | 4657899 Tenshin Headache
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It's always a good time to buy stocks and real estate.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:51 | 4657944 101 years and c...
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is it illegal to front run the Fed?  ie, you  know stocks ramp everyday at 8:30AM and 3:30PM, can you front run by 2 minutes, wait for k-hen to buy and then dump to k-hen?  thats got to be good for at least 1% on every trade.....

can we get someone from the SEC to stop looking at porn for 5 seconds to get a ruling?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:34 | 4657870 WhoIsJohnGaltCoin
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Moar POMO for the MOMOs and Bartiromo so the bulls can torro !!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:33 | 4657874 Dr. Engali
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The economy is sound an QE has nothing to do either the markets. I repeat the economy is sound and QE has nothing to with the markets.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:07 | 4658028 SheepDog-One
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I remember way back in the olden days of 2010, we used to laugh at this kind of wild market manic depressive behavior in Greek markets.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:33 | 4657877 Shleprock
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ramping now BTFD!!!!!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:35 | 4657883 Comte d'herblay
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J S T Mfing S!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:39 | 4657897 Kreditanstalt
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An almost DESPERATE (and artificial) defence of S&P's 1815-level SUCCEEDS!!!!


Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:39 | 4657901 Kaiser Sousa
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so once again in the last hour of trading in the Fraud Markets a miraculously v-shaped rally occurs moving all indexes off session lows...

and meanwhile after being pushed below a curiously resistant $20 level Silver trades below that phony paper price all fucking day....

yeah right...

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:40 | 4657905 GrinandBearit
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Classic ZH contrary post.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:48 | 4657933 PlusTic
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the timing was uncanny...

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:00 | 4657980 ebworthen
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"...we anxiously await the 330 Ramp..."

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:45 | 4657923 SheepDog-One
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Don't BTFD, do as Clark Griswold did towards the end of Vegas all your moneys on Guess What Number I'm Thinking Of, it's more fun and you get a free flaming drink with a silly straw.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:46 | 4657926 qazwsx
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algos trying hard to supress gold and gold related shares ha!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:49 | 4657940 valley chick
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Well that was easy!  And up up an away it goes!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:50 | 4657941 fonzannoon
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the stock market solely exists to contradict zh market updates.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:04 | 4658010 Dr. Engali
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Lol...... I wouldn't say that's the sole reason, but that's right up there just after enriching insiders.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:07 | 4658025 fonzannoon
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Hey Doc, I tried to catch you on the retail sales thread eralier. Nice job man. Let's get you squared away this week. You can email me at fonzyfonzanoon@yahoo and let me what works.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:22 | 4658093 Dr. Engali
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I saw that earlier. It's just been a busy day. I'll catch up with you later.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:26 | 4658116 fonzannoon
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sounds good, talk to you soon man.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:51 | 4657946 Zymurguy
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DOW - like watching a rocket launch...

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:53 | 4657954 thismarketisrigged
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wow, so the dow goes from nearly red on day to near the highs of the day just like that.


normal, move along, no rigging to see, must be all those ''investors''

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:54 | 4657957 madcows
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Looks like she's gone from suck to blow.  in a 3:30 ramp sorta way.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:56 | 4657967 ebworthen
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Looks like the 3:30 ramp is in; "Wow, look at that".

Somebody hit the button.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:58 | 4657972 Frank N. Beans
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Read all about it:  ZH provides new market timing signal.

uncanny this shit


Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:59 | 4657977 Ness.
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Hey Tyler's - How about trying something new tomorrow.  If the "market" is in the midst of a sell-off, how's about holding off on posting your next entry until after the close, just to see what happenes.  You guys have been the ultimate fade for the last several months.  Mkay?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:00 | 4657983 SheepDog-One
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Yea like Friday....oh wait.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:59 | 4657978 SheepDog-One
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It almost looks SO life-like!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:53 | 4658248 what's that smell
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"was it the same kat?"

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:00 | 4657981 Bryan
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They need S&P futures to break through 1836.00 or it's a no-go on the dip buying spree.  At least for today.

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