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Nasdaq Re-Loses 4,000
Just a few short hours ago we were treated to a plethora of talking-heads proclaiming "see, this is it... the dip to be bought." But now, led by Biotechs as well as more 'growth' weakness, the Nasdaq has piled back below the critical 4000 level and broken to new cycle lows... we anxiously await the 330 Ramp to see just how much damage they can do (though stocks did catch perfectly down to USDJPY's early weakness)
New cycle lows for the Nasdaq
and violent catch-down for the S&P...
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"See? If they'd just talen that Billion in Bribes to the Ukraine and invested that in Bribes to the Biggies on Wall Street, think of what a wonderful recovery we would have..."
Nice ramp!
Fair value of the NASAQ is 3500. If someone really wanted to be evil, a corporate raider should ask the very simple question: If every technoloy CEO was cooperating with the NSA, and the NSA was known to be using public backdoors like Heartbleed to monitor and pull data from their API's, could it be a fair assessment to say that Google, Yahoo and their ilk knowingly breached their customer care duty ? If this is true, can someone or group of people make a RICO case, similar to Bhopal ?
I wonder after how many dot com crashes will the SEC finally step in and regulate this sector. Perhaps place some governance standards on "clicks, eyeballs and contra-account revenue pools" in line with other industries such as the oil sectors SEC reserve bookings or financial tier-2 asset tests.
tyler called today's bottom as well as any muppet master eva!
No worries, Kevin Henry is on the job.
Guess the PPT was listening in. They gave it the standard 3:30 stick save heave-ho to get the chart back up.
IBM........to........save.......the........day
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if they can grow a vagina in a lab then DOW 50,000 is a sure thing.
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/apr/11/vagina-grown-lab-implant-...
I think John Kerry is in line for one.
From the Archives:
Kevin Henry
FRB-NY
Daily Schedule
9:00am Arrive Office
9:15am Get iced latte mochiato and ET bagel
9:30am Read WSJ online, Business Insider, Market-watch and Zero Hedge.
10:30am Discuss with colleague how to mess with ZH'ers.
11:00am Watch porn on office computer.
12:00-1:30pm Lunch
1:30 Watch more porn
3:15 Prepare for daily 3:30pm ramp.
3:30pm Ramp market
4:15pm Go home
That looks familiar. ;-)
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-04-08/invest-330-pm-ramp-capital-lp-2...
That's what "From the Archives" means. lmao
Can't believe its been a year since posting that. Geez, I gotta get a life and get out if this basement.
Time to go...mom has lunch ready for me. Hot Pockets again.
All the best!!!
5:30...shoot self in the head with 20 nail guns
Somethings can stand the test of time. lmao. Hot Pockets? Holy Shit...It's Ramen Noodles here.
Brownie, your doing a Helluva job...I mean Henry
particularly nice bounce off the 200dma (and I mean exactly on it) for the Russel 2k...first test since 2012 and you bought with flying colors!!! It's time to BTFD with Kevin!!
Poor ZH - waiting and waiting for some sign of weakness....some sign of a "market"...just doesn't work like that no more. Trees grow to the sky now (at least digitally)
Just in case:
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
wake me up at 400 in the naz...that seems about fair-value!
Boom - must be 3:30.
I guessing no ramp today.
The PPT got the dollar ramp they wanted, why risk losing it pumping stawks ?
In which case heavy selling into the close.
BTFD at your own risk.This is a new game.
It's always a good time to buy stocks and real estate.
is it illegal to front run the Fed? ie, you know stocks ramp everyday at 8:30AM and 3:30PM, can you front run by 2 minutes, wait for k-hen to buy and then dump to k-hen? thats got to be good for at least 1% on every trade.....
can we get someone from the SEC to stop looking at porn for 5 seconds to get a ruling?
Moar POMO for the MOMOs and Bartiromo so the bulls can torro !!
The economy is sound an QE has nothing to do either the markets. I repeat the economy is sound and QE has nothing to with the markets.
I remember way back in the olden days of 2010, we used to laugh at this kind of wild market manic depressive behavior in Greek markets.
ramping now BTFD!!!!!
J S T Mfing S!
An almost DESPERATE (and artificial) defence of S&P's 1815-level SUCCEEDS!!!!
RAMP, RAMP and AAAWWWWWAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!
so once again in the last hour of trading in the Fraud Markets a miraculously v-shaped rally occurs moving all indexes off session lows...
http://www.marketwatch.com/investing/index/DJIA
and meanwhile after being pushed below a curiously resistant $20 level Silver trades below that phony paper price all fucking day....
http://www.silverseek.com/
yeah right...
Classic ZH contrary post.
the timing was uncanny...
"...we anxiously await the 330 Ramp..."
Don't BTFD, do as Clark Griswold did towards the end of Vegas Vacation...bet all your moneys on Guess What Number I'm Thinking Of, it's more fun and you get a free flaming drink with a silly straw.
algos trying hard to supress gold and gold related shares ha!
Well that was easy! And up up an away it goes!
the stock market solely exists to contradict zh market updates.
Lol...... I wouldn't say that's the sole reason, but that's right up there just after enriching insiders.
Hey Doc, I tried to catch you on the retail sales thread eralier. Nice job man. Let's get you squared away this week. You can email me at fonzyfonzanoon@yahoo and let me what works.
I saw that earlier. It's just been a busy day. I'll catch up with you later.
sounds good, talk to you soon man.
DOW - like watching a rocket launch...
wow, so the dow goes from nearly red on day to near the highs of the day just like that.
normal, move along, no rigging to see, must be all those ''investors''
Looks like she's gone from suck to blow. in a 3:30 ramp sorta way.
Looks like the 3:30 ramp is in; "Wow, look at that".
Somebody hit the button.
Read all about it: ZH provides new market timing signal.
uncanny this shit
Hey Tyler's - How about trying something new tomorrow. If the "market" is in the midst of a sell-off, how's about holding off on posting your next entry until after the close, just to see what happenes. You guys have been the ultimate fade for the last several months. Mkay?
Yea like Friday....oh wait.
It almost looks SO life-like!
"was it the same kat?"
They need S&P futures to break through 1836.00 or it's a no-go on the dip buying spree. At least for today.
Big banks ramped the shit out of the market today!
Virtu's middle finger salute to their [delayed] IPO stuff...
Nice, Nasdaq up 30 in last 1/2 hr.? Yeah that's for real.
ZH should just fuck with the Fed next time the 'markets' swing way up, post an article about how the 'markets' are experiencing a huge sell off, and vice versa.
Looks like the 3:30 ramp came in on time to give that 4,022.69 close.
Mock Starket.
Is that the Market Fluffer's name ? One day I'd like her (I hope!) to educate me on her methods. It is standing right up there now at attention...market rigid...and at the proper angle !
Aunt Janet must have some injectible VIAGRA. What else ?
Amazing times (and grace).
Ready for Tuesday all-day popapalooza and Flamingo Dance !
We come prepared Tuesday, NASDAQ ready for our expensive entertainment.
That's definitely got to be one of the most idiotic manipulative equity market moves I've seen in about a week...
Are we there yet?
ZH Shark Jump
Must....hold.....gains.....close.....green.....erk......ugh......ack
NBI closed negative for the day...the only holdout.
Nah its not a ramp its that great Bank named Citi earning gazziliens!
I wonder who's (primary dealer) turn it was in the barrel today?
Uh, oh, the dreaded -1 is back.
(Disclaimer: -1'd myself just for thread consistancy)
Me too.
OK, I added -1, no offense.
them machines sure are "machine-like".
if you're unkle joe told the same joke over and over would you suspect he was a machine?
"smells like machine trading to me."
Did we hit escape velocity today?
The most epic short squeeze of the year!