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White House Admits CIA Director Brennan Was "Secretly" In Kiev

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Late last night we asked if, as the Russian media had reported and only the Russian media, CIA director John Brennan had secretly visited Kiev over the weekend: "Brennan landed in Ukraine on Saturday under an assumed name and held a "series of secret meetings" with the country's "power bloc" Interfax reported, citing an unidentified official in the Ukrainian parliament.  The person who said this to Interfax in a phone talk added that John Brennan came to Ukraine not under his real name.  According to some yet unconfirmed information, the decision to suppress protesters in Slavyansk, a city in Ukraine's east, with force was advised to Ukraine's authorities by Brennan."

One can further admit the meeting was "secret" - if only in initial intent - not only because of Brennan's assumed fake name (why the secrecy?) but because until Russian Interfax- of all places - had reported about what is certainly a key meeting in a nation in which disinformation and counterpropganda is not only rife but the last thread the current Kiev regime is hanging by - Brennan's meeting was completely unmentioned by the US press.

Until today, when moments ago White House speaker Jay Carner confirmed that indeed the CIA director was in Kiev last weekend.

From Reuters:

"We don't normally comment on the CIA director's travel but given the extraordinary circumstances in this case and the false claims being leveled by the Russians at the CIA we can confirm that the director was in Kiev as part of a trip to Europe," White House spokesman Jay Carney told reporters.


According to media reports, Russia has urged Washington to explain what Brennan was doing in Ukraine.


"Senior level visits of intelligence officials are a standard means of fostering mutually beneficial security cooperation including U.S.-Russian intelligence collaboration going back to the beginnings of the post-Cold War era," Carney said.


"U.S. and Russian intelligence officials have met over the years. To imply that U.S. officials meeting with their counterparts is anything other than in the same spirit is absurd," he said

You know what's absurd? Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. Or YouTube clips "proving" an Assad chemical weapons attack... which was organized and executed by NATO member Turkey with the blessing of rht US. Or the same CIA director showing up in a Kiev hotel under a fake name. Or for Interfax to have more credibility than US media outlets. 

You know what isn't absurd? Speculation that just like the CIA organized the overthrow of the Yanukovich regime, which has been confirmed courtesy of the Russian secret services leaking Victoria Nuland's very inconveient recording, so the recent escalation in east Ukraine is indeed the work of the CIA.

You know what won't be abusrd? If and when the Russians release another recording, this time of Brennan, proving that all the latest "Russian" propaganda is once again in fact, fact.


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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:48 | 4657681 Two-bits
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The minister stressed that those who encourage Kiev's actions in applying force against protesters must be held responsible. "The decision to apply military force is an extremely dangerous development. Those, who encourage such actions in Kiev should be held responsible to the full extent," Sergei Lavrov said.

(emphasis mine)

I wonder who he was refering to?

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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:51 | 4657697 TruthInSunshine
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Whisper rumor that the hotel had Brennan booked under the faux name of 'Barney Rubble.'

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:52 | 4657700 insanelysane
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Sure it wasn't Rasp-putin.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:57 | 4657718 Tengri Temujin
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:59 | 4657728 InjectTheVenom
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hey Brennan ... you can 'secretly' GO FUCK YOURSELF !!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:01 | 4657737 gmrpeabody
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Land of the free..., and home of the brave.


Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:03 | 4657747 BaBaBouy
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Brennan Held: """series of secret meetings" with the country's "power bloc" Interfax reported"""

I.e. The 3 Or 4 LOCAL BILLIONAIRES That Basically Takes Over Ye Country...

So Thats The BS Going On In UK... AKA: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:29 | 4657814 BaBaBouy
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""series of secret meetings" with the country's "power bloc" Interfax reported""

... AND  A Secret Side Order Of Nice UK Tail???

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:30 | 4657858 Pladizow
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Obummer has made America a JOKE!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:51 | 4657945 Anusocracy
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As a sign of solidarity with the Ukrainians, Obama has decided to change his name to the equivalent Ukrainian word.

He is now to be called President Kuntka.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:16 | 4658060 quintago
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We look like fools to the rest of the world. Who can take us seriously when we're accusing Russia of interfering in the internal politics of Ukraine while we are sending the director of the CIA in for "secret" meetings.

What's it going to take for Obama to be impeached?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:34 | 4658153 Pladizow
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Less melanin?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:02 | 4658287 redpill
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Indeed, even only 50% is 100% more than would be required.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:24 | 4658348 12ToothAssassin
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Which randomly coincides with an increased demand in hourly companionship.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:31 | 4658373 KnightsofNee
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Brilliant lad..........brilliant.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:48 | 4658230 nmewn
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"lol...if true...this is probably the stupidest thing Obama ever ordered done."

Ok, I hereby decree, this is officially the stupidest thing he's ever done.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:08 | 4658305 gafgroocK
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Don't worry, Jay Carney has Soviet Posters in his Kitchen, so its cool..

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:46 | 4658428 nmewn
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Yeah I know.

Photo shopped bookshelves in technocrats houses (to make it appear they have some intelligence) socialistic-oligarchs deceptions & them going at one another nana nana boo boo-style is one of my favorite pastimes ;-)

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:52 | 4658448 Tall Tom
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What's it going to take for Obama to be impeached?


Joe Biden's resignation???

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:57 | 4658458 nmewn
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:08 | 4658480 El Vaquero
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I'd take Uncle Joe over Obama.  He cannot possibly do any worse, and at least it would be good for a few laughs. 

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 00:28 | 4659612 Tall Tom
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The choice for the lesser of two evils is still a choice for evil.


With all due respect...Not me. I choose "None of the Above".

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:18 | 4658072 ThirdWorldDude
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Obozo is a JAFO, he only follows orders and reads whatever the teleprompter says.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:54 | 4657955 Anusocracy
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He can make us a joke as long as he doesn't get us into a shooting war.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:04 | 4658006 Pladizow
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Did you just wake up from a 6 year coma?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:09 | 4658483 El Vaquero
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He's already made us a joke.  Now, we're just hoping that he doesn't start a shooting war.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:42 | 4658192 jefferson32
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Rest assured, America didn't wait 2008 for that.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:21 | 4657817 WTFx10
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The Jewish anti-Semite Billionaires?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:07 | 4657763 McMolotov
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There are so many clueless fuckers leaving comments on MSM stories, it's mind-boggling. Just read one on Yahoo about the ex-pres of Ukraine blaming the CIA for this mess, and the comment section is full of idiots calling such an accusation unpossible. Now we have confirmation.

Meanwhile, I visited with my parents this weekend, and they still haven't heard anything about the Nuland recording on "the news." MSM propaganda is obviously doing its damnedest to make everyone rally behind Uncle Sam's bloody flag.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:15 | 4657790 TruthInSunshine
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But more importantly, were they up to date on all things Kardashian, Colbert replacing Letterman, or that possible black hole that may have swallowed that Malaysian 777?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:58 | 4657974 Anusocracy
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He had heard that Ukrainian chicks were hot.

So he went there to see if the little boys were too.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:30 | 4657853 TahoeBilly2012
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I am  disowning friends left and right, on the left and right. Pretty much warning my immediate family that if they continue to engage in propaganda news, they will be next.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:03 | 4658002 Anusocracy
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Welcome to the club.

I did the same a while back.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:22 | 4658089 NoPantsSpongeBob
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Same here. You think you know people then one day you see them spewing the most irrational, rabid stuff on FB.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:55 | 4658455 HardAssets
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You know what really gets them pissed off ?

Use evidence with multiple sources and logic in your arguments.

Most are trapped by emotionalism and old habits and brainwashing.

I try not to completely write off any one, The time will come when even the clueless will 'get' that things aren't right.

If someone as block headed and stubborn as I was can see the light, anyone can.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 19:16 | 4658679 acetinker
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No sense pissin' 'em off.  There have been a couple occasions when individuals (both ex-bosses) who told me I was batshit crazy later went out of their way to look me up to apologize.

Not that I feel vindicated- but their experience(s) caused them to remember, and reluctantly agree.  Better'n nuthin', right?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 19:36 | 4658743 HardAssets
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@ acetinker - - - "Better'n nuthin', right ?"


A few years back, I was plenty ready to hear about market manipulation and the funny 'money' system - because I could see the impact of that right in front of my eyes at my computer terminal.

But 9/11, the globalist NWO, Agenda 21, and the eugenics population reduction agenda was just 'too far out there' for me to hear.

I looked at the evidence and logical arguments with the idea of disproving 'such nonsense'.

But I ended up coming to the conclusion "Oh shit !  This stuff is real. The ones pushing this agenda forward are crazy psychopaths."

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 20:44 | 4659009 acetinker
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I am sorry, I did not realize that you were a child 'til just now.  It doesn't mattter how old you are, and I apologize if I hurt your feelings.

I have been on this earth a long time, in current human terms.  You owe me nothing, just as I and mine gave you life, you can decide my fate.

At this point, I don't actually give a fuck.  Have at it!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 23:51 | 4659554 Tall Tom
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:49 | 4658232 Bill of Rights
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9-11 I dumped all but the few I managed to save, the rest family included can fuck off and die for all l care.... Noted for truth.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:03 | 4658291 Ignatius
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The looks I get when I note it's their opinion vs. H.S. physics.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:34 | 4657868 Ignatius
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ABC:  There is no conspiracy

NBC:  There is no conspiracy

CBS:  There is no conspiracy

FOX:  There is no conspiracy

NPR:  There is no conspiracy

NYT:  There is no conspiracy

WaPo:  There is no conspiracy*




* CIA:  Memo for Rapid Dissemination:  "There is no conspiracy"


Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:50 | 4658441 Ifigenia
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In commies countries the government control the press, in US wall street control the government and the press.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:13 | 4658477 Kayman
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"There is no conspiracy"

I can't deny that sounds plausible...

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:12 | 4658486 Kayman
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 20:51 | 4659019 NoPantsSpongeBob
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Samantha Power: "you don’t have to take my word for it, or even those of the Ukrainian government. You need only witness yourself the videos of professional military shepherding thugs into a building in Kramatorsk, the photographs showing the so-called concerned citizens taking over Sloviansk equipped exactly like the elite troops that took Crimea, or the video of a military operation in Krasny Liman by armed men with the same equipment."

So forget presenting facts, now it's our job to watch some youtube videos and carry out DIY geo-political analysis of whether some images constitute actions of "elite troops" or not so much?! What's going on with these people? Are they for real?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:47 | 4657931 813kml
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US warmongers know that they could easily convince the American public that it's time for yet another war.  In fact, it probably won't take any convincing.  The average American's knowledge of Russia is limited to old war movies and cheap vodka.

And considering that half of America has an IQ below average (I'm being generous), you might as well file that tax extension to see how things play out.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:12 | 4658048 Oldrepublic
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
george carlin
Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:35 | 4658149 Volkodav
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I was about to post that... beat me too it....

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:25 | 4658351 813kml
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Dammit, I hate when I get caught plagiarizing.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:23 | 4658343 HardAssets
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@ 813kml - maybe you're right, but most Americans weren't too thrilled with the idea of going into Syria.

And war with Russia is at a level several magnitudes greater on the Danger scale.


Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:43 | 4658409 813kml
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I think Syria's problem is that it didn't have enough name recognition, but most Americans still have anti-USSR propaganda buried in their subconscious.  There was heavy anti-Russian propaganda during the Olympics, makes you wonder if maybe some of this was planned.  I think the PTB could easily make the public believe that Ukraine needs to be liberated from big bad Russia.

The public could even be told that Russia is a threat to the American way of life, which is actually true with the wheels set in motion towards the collapse of the dollar.  Probably the only factual information one could expect out of this administration.  The fact that the American way of life isn't worth defending will be completely lost on them.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:18 | 4658336 HardAssets
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@ McMolotov - sometimess I check out the MSM comments just to see what people are 'thinking'. I have to limit my exposure though. It often brings on heartburn or a headache.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:34 | 4658382 El Gordo
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Most of them aren't thinking - they are feeling.  People are no longer asked what they think because they have become incapable of thought - they only react based on how they feel.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:10 | 4658484 chunga
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I think a lot of them are fake people. Most people I bump into in person aren't really that stupid.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:29 | 4658367 TheMeatTrapper
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I work with people who have no idea that anything happened in Nevada. College educated, professionals. Some make six figures. Basketball? Fantasy baseball? Now THAT'S a different story. They coming into the office giving each other shit about their fantasy teams performance. 

We live in a fantasy country with fantasy people who eat fantasy pizza. 

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:53 | 4658450 Ifigenia
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and print fantasy money

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:30 | 4658530 HardAssets
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@ The Meat Trapper - so true.

The kid of a guy I know is going to college on a sports scholarship. The 'university' absolutely sucks - so bad that they have open enrollment. Don't even bother with SATs. My dogs and cats could get into that place. They would probably test higher than the gang bangers & morons that are admitted. Supposedly  the kid wants to got to med school. Good luck with that.

But these people are so into their sports b.s. that nothing else matters.

Typical of a nation of people with minds that never got past the maturity level of high school.


Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:12 | 4657784 Evil Peanut
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Circus of the absurd


And John Kerry wants to arm the Ukrainians and the resistance against the pro-Russian citizens.

Someone needs to slap him around with a dead fish

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:12 | 4658047 CrimsonAvenger
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Monty Python offers the perfect fish-slapping analogy for US/Russia discussions on Ukraine. Hint: US is Michael Palin.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:49 | 4657936 sunnydays
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gmrpeabody: Considering the American Flag burned over the word "BRAVES" last week, that was major symbology, in my opinion.   Home of the Brave is burning up and we are allowing the country to go down in flames.  But since we are poisoned through chemtrails, water and our food, is it any wonder?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:55 | 4657962 Philalethian
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This is an expression of freedom in the press.



You know what's absurd? Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. Or YouTube clips "proving" an Assad chemical weapons attack... which was organized and executed by NATO member Turkey with the blessing of rht US. Or the same CIA director showing up in a Kiev hotel under a fake name. Or for Interfax to have more credibility than US media outlets. 

You know what isn't absurd? Speculation that just like the CIA organized the overthrow of the Yanukovich regime, which has been confirmed courtesy of the Russian secret services leaking a very inconveient recording, so the recent escalation in east Ukraine is indeed the work of the CIA.

You know what won't be abusrd? If and when the Russians release another recording, this time of Brenann, proving that all the "Russian" propaganda in fact, fact.



And what is even more absurd? The darn shaming and ruin of a once free press that told the truth in the united States of America. That was when information was empowering, not dis-empowering for control and enslavement purposes. The American media has turned into the parroting mouthpiece for babylonian govt propaganda, lies, and mis/dis-information that everyone and their cousins mothers brother knows deep in the gut, how wrong and evil it is. Truth resonates in the heart, not the easily fooled and conditioned mind. The real sad unreality is, if anyone wants to watch or read real truthful news, they have to go to the foreign press to find it. There is no moar real reporting, but that from the bloggers and alternate press in America anymoar.

We are indeed grateful for the fact that here on ZH, the greatest world forum in existence today, the truth still finds its home and the comforts of a supportive and intelligent gathering of good folks from all over the planet. Give thanks.

To one and ALL, big love and big blessings on you now. May the world of rational truth-seeking people continue to expose the criminality until it becomes so unbearable, that one toothpick is all it will take to trigger the massive world-wide House cleaning. All they will have to do is fire the first shot, and they may be planning that now as more reports come in about the feds moving in on the Bundy ranch, roads from California being blocked, and moar evil running amok in the Nevada deserts that now includes a mobil command post. It feels like they know the martial law triggered false flag event is close, and not much will matter in a few months. It is going to be all out war on every American that loves freedom judging by the way things are going now. Pray, that this is totally wrong, and they are going back to the Bundy ranch for a BBQ, and dance party.





Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:13 | 4658134 SofaPapa
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"The American media has turned into the parroting mouthpiece for babylonian govt propaganda, lies, and mis/dis-information that everyone and their cousins mothers brother knows deep in the gut, how wrong and evil it is. Truth resonates in the heart, not the easily fooled and conditioned mind. The real sad unreality is, if anyone wants to watch or read real truthful news, they have to go to the foreign press to find it. There is no moar real reporting, but that from the bloggers and alternate press in America anymoar."

Nicely said.  But the key to "real reporting" lies in two parts: one the writing, but two, the reading!  One of the strengths of blogs like this one (sometimes) is the critical reception of information by the readers.  If the readers are not skeptical of what is read, then it is meaningless.  It is disturbing, for example (as others have noted), to see the pass Putin is getting on zh.  Just because the US is evil, that does not make Putin good.  Yes, he does have the more justifiable position, given that he is in fact facing a direct threat on his border, and thus genuine existential concerns, but that doesn't mean he is a "good guy".  In Ukraine, we have two vicious ugly dogs fighting over a carcass.  Each of them has a pack of "friends" behind them.  If those dogs directly fight, the melee that will break out will be ugly, and no one will be "right".  It will just be a bloodbath, even assuming no doomsday scenario (which itself is a non-trivial risk).

Regarding the media role in this, the MSM should by this point be the laughing stock of our population.  Sadly, much of the population does not pay enough attention and still gives the benefit of their apathy to believing what is being presented.  A horrible oversight on our part.  As a population, we have failed.  But the loss of faith is indeed beginning.  The end of the Soviet Union came after it was simply known that everything their government and its media told them was a lie.  We are not there yet in the US, but the trend is in that direction.  I find hope in that.

I repeat here a simple suggestion I made in another thread.  This is a painless step we can take and recommend to others.  Turn off the sound when advertising comes on.  That's it.  Nothing more.  This doesn't stop the presentation of lies if people are watching the news, granted.  But by removing this constant soundtrack in people's minds of known lies (that's what advertising is, by definition: a "skewed" reality), this single step would lower the volume of lies we are all exposed to daily by a significant amount.  If we engage with the media, mute the advertising, and be disciplined about doing it every time.  No one will miss it.  No one.  Painless and productive.

Imagine the effect his would have when the election cycle rolls around.  We can make a difference with small, painless steps like this.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:00 | 4658276 free_lunch
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bigger and better..

In Europe the press is not much better.

Since I was 10 years old my parents always bought an magazine from a small independent media outlet, containing good investigation journalism stories. When I moved out, I kept reading it for many years.

But then as the banks began to merge and grow bigger, this little media outlet was swallowed by a large media group. After a month I stopped buying it because it transformed into meaningless presstitute toilet paper. Those CEO's must think we are all stupid? Yet they complain their sales is dropping further and further, they blame it on the Internet. But I know it is because they sell sh*t.

TV, same thing, 20 years ago very good and critical programs, nowadays every channel spews the same mindless pulp.

The only positive thing I am noticing, is that more and more people I know or meet seem to slowly become aware of it. For some it is quite a shock to find out.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:50 | 4658596 StychoKiller
Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:55 | 4658252 ebworthen
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gmrpeabody said:  "Land of the free..., and home of the brave. <sarc>"

Yes, abject cowardice by any other name - traveling under an assumed name - the duplicitous yellow worm.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:02 | 4657739 kliguy38
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McCain and Reid were in the next room bumpin' in the nite too........ all the storm troopers in one big hug fest

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:23 | 4658342 jmcadg
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McCain and Reid, jeez Graham is going to have some serious hissy fit.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:05 | 4657741 BaBaBouy
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:00 | 4657732 bania
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He was just picking up his Ukrainian bride, cut him some slack.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:33 | 4657875 DaveyJones
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more proof he knows the dollar will drop soon

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:55 | 4657961 TruthInSunshine
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Ain't no wife like a curvy Ukrainian wife 'cuz a Ukrainian wife don't stop.

In USSA, women look like Hillary/Janet Reno/Feinstein.

Need MOAR vodka!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:01 | 4657988 centerline
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Vodka goggles?  Sounds dangerous.  Sort of like Tequila goggles.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:30 | 4658122 Volkodav
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Best and sharpest minds Ukrainian and Russian Ladies look for no drinking.....

just telling you... 

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:49 | 4657939 Kirk2NCC1701
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Ah, no wonder Natalia Poklonskaya is "wanted" by the Ukrainian security service.

Who doesn't "want" her?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:02 | 4657740 Tengri Temujin
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Seriously this administration is so incompetent, how do they think this stuff plays in front of Russian speaking Ukrainians when the Evil Empire's Biggest Rat comes over and tells the Zio Nazis in kiev to kill the  Orthodox Christians.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:15 | 4657791 McMolotov
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The American government only cares about how this shit plays in front of the American people, and to that end, it has the MSM propaganda mill running full-bore.

Most Americans have never heard of Victoria Nuland, Greystone, Ukrainian neo-nazis, etc. All they know is Russia "invaded" some place called Crimea way the fuck on the other side of the world, and the US is the only country who can stop Big Bad Putin.

On top of that, the MSM is telling Americans the entire rest of the world thinks the same way. It's sick.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:33 | 4657871 Two-bits
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All the while, 'mericans natonwide buy papa murphy's and marlboro's on ebt and american flags with credit cards to fly on their cars which are on 7 year auto loans.



Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:36 | 4657886 Liquid Courage
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"American government only cares about how this shit plays in front of the American people"

BINGO! Only BoobUS AmericanUS (and Stephen Harper!) is stupid enough to believe it. It bypasses the atrophied BoobUS pea-brain and scores a direct hit on the ego. "There we go, saving the world again, Martha! Gosh-darn we're wonderful folks, aren't we?"

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:44 | 4658203 onthesquare
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Now that you mention Crimea it suddenly dawned on me that I did hear something about the "Crimean War"  I thought that was over?

...never mind

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 17:08 | 4658309 Karl von Bahnhof
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He was on secret mission which is Oh not so secret within three days!

CIA - duh

Next time he should put on a mustache!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:54 | 4658614 StychoKiller
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That reminds me, whatever happened to that 007-wannabe that was arrested in Moscow (with his blond wig, etc?)

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:27 | 4658528 Ifigenia
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You must read Tolstoy "Sebastobol Sketches" to know the russian side of the story. Or some History about how Bismarck skillfully used the side effect of that war to unified Germany.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:21 | 4658509 El Vaquero
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All they know is Russia "invaded" some place called Crimea way the fuck on the other side of the world, and the US is the only country who can stop Big Bad Putin.

LOL, some of them don't even know that it's on the other side of the world.  Some of them think it is in Alaska.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 20:03 | 4658849 HardAssets
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Upcoming get togethers of family/friends for Easter or Passover are a good opportunity to inform people on these issues.

Be gentle with them.

Don't want their heads to explode from the onrush of a firehose stream of information (don't ask me how I know about this !)

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:48 | 4657935 reader2010
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As late George Carlin put it, politicians are just put there to give you an illusion of choice; what you have is owners. Owners own this fucking place, and they dictate all policies, both domestic and foreign.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:54 | 4657705 ilion
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I wonder what Brennan thinks just before he goes to sleep?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:57 | 4657717 insanelysane
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How do we know John Brennan is his real name???

As for what he thinks about just before he goes to sleep; "How many local working girls are the boys going to have set up for me tomorrow?"

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:51 | 4657948 Kirk2NCC1701
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The "John" part is probably real.  ;-)

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:59 | 4657726 Tengri Temujin
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If he uses the cone of silence we would surely know

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:00 | 4657729 cougar_w
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He thinks he is the most powerful man in the world.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:02 | 4657744 McMolotov
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Like all statists, Brennan counts sheep before going to sleep, and he thanks them for their ignorance.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:10 | 4657775 Tengri Temujin
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I thought he counted dead little kids courtesy of his direct actions

Just want to say that as a patriotic American this country currently SUCKS

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:10 | 4657779 cougar_w
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So much to snark, so little time.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:07 | 4657765 AlaricBalth
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Arthropods don't sleep. They are in a perpetual state of seeking prey.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:01 | 4657985 Philalethian
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"I wonder what Brennan thinks just before he goes to sleep?"

Wonder no moar:

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:57 | 4657719 ApollyonDestroy
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Muslim piece of shit

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:18 | 4657801 WTFx10
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Would those be the owners of US media?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:42 | 4658569 Ifigenia
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no, i think zio-jews own US media and news agencies.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:38 | 4657893 DaveyJones
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the only religion driving this is petrodollar piety 

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:59 | 4657727 Deathrips
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Since the war is already planned..i figure that he was there sodomizing a 12 year old boy.

Sick Fuckers they are.



Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:04 | 4657753 Tengri Temujin
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right on the money but only after they kill them

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:28 | 4658097 Philalethian
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Most people, including many of the distinguished here aboard the good ship ZH, really have no clue as to how evil and dark and deep the hell pit of these things goes. The murderous evil that has sacrificed children "to gain their energy" is so awful, the majority would think it made up stories, and something that is so unimaginable it could never be.

Well, many have thought that in the past until the evil snake came up and bit them on the face. After the poisons take hold, the wicked thing devours them. For most weak hearts that are not able to think multi-dimensionally on this plane of existence, it is best not to explore how evil, evil is. Most cannot stand the heat of that fire in hell.




Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:55 | 4658621 Ifigenia
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By the way, who is going to benefit from those land? some yid?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:41 | 4657910 navy62802
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I heard he booked under the name Mark Pugner.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:08 | 4658031 negative rates
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Or Vin Diesel.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:48 | 4657683 lolmao500
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And of course, Best Korea is looking for the spotlight too...

#DPRK has reportedly transported TEL launchers to East coast of country in likely signal of pending tests.

Remember that Japan said it would shoot down any NKorean missile heading their way.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:49 | 4657685 Boomberg
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This story was easily ferreted out when the the assumed name and business reason for travel was: Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:29 | 4657854 Zymurguy
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Danger's my middle name... yeah baby!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:52 | 4657950 IridiumRebel
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Anthony Weiner I presume....

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:58 | 4657970 Kirk2NCC1701
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Speaking of which... I wonder how the International Man and the Sovereign Man feel about Ukraine.

Foreign-sponsored and controlled thugs taking over a government is OK, but a people's right to Self-Determination is NOT ok?  Doug Casey, Simon Black?  Any words you'd care to share, or dare to share?  Or would speaking out against the 'Bama regime jeopardize your biz models too much?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:49 | 4657687 Kreditanstalt
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Disgust.  These gameplayers are Our Leaders...

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:24 | 4657824 NotApplicable
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No they aren't! Stop acting like you're in the evildoers club.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:38 | 4657891 franzpick
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Putin should be furious knowing that trips like Brennan's, and McCain's to Syria and Ukraine, in place of legitimate, scheduled state department visits, are in fact black bag money deliveries to U.S. sponsored rebel or opposition forces, along with demands on how the money is to be used in a breaking confrontation, like the fast-growing eastern Ukrainian-Russian resistance to the faltering, soon broke and desparate Kiev stooge forces.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:49 | 4657690 IridiumRebel
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Oh this is all going so swimmingly....When does McShitstain arrive?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:19 | 4657806 newworldorder
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His one way jet is being prepared now.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:36 | 4657887 optimator
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They're warming up his A-4 now.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:48 | 4657932 franzpick
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McCain will do another explosive cold start and I hope he wipes out a hundred of the corporate press and his .gov partisans standing behind to cover his departure.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 19:08 | 4658654 Ifigenia
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McCain had disguised as a vietnamese to enter Ukraine. Dirty old trick, McCain!!!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:51 | 4658241 Berspankme
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McCain's wife was spotted buying depends for jonny boy for his upcoming trip

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:50 | 4657693 Racer
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And if we used a fake name to get into a country we would be arrested as a tourrrrisst, interrogated and tortured without trial and the key thrown away!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:50 | 4657694 holmes
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Brennan wanted to know if Ukraine wanted the Billion in small or large bills.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:59 | 4657725 Winston Churchill
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Remember that CIA agent that got expelled from Russia recently.

With the ridiculous glasses and false beard.

The US is has become the worlds laughing stock.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:40 | 4657906 Zerozen
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Holy crap

I just had a flashback to that.

Thanks for the reminder. Laughingstock indeed.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:05 | 4658016 813kml
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I blame erroneous US intelligence reports.  Karl was the right Marx brother to stir up trouble, not Groucho.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:53 | 4657956 813kml
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US gov will soon be able to pay billion dollar bribes with one bill.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:25 | 4658107 Acidtest Dummy
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And trillion dollar debts with one "commemerative" Pt coin.





Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:50 | 4657696 trader1
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cpl said last summer that things were going to get weird.  

cpl was right!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:01 | 4657736 cougar_w
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I predict things will get even wierder.

Because -- they will.

Entropy is in control now. It is all down hill to ruin, just because it is.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:13 | 4657788 Two-bits
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Sharpen your axe cougar_w.


I have the landscape timbers ready for "heads" of state.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:04 | 4658007 cougar_w
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Eight pounds of edge swung the right way doesn't need to be sharp.

Don't try and visualize that except you have a strong stomach.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:25 | 4658104 Two-bits
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Fair enough, but after several cranial liberations, a slight edge would be nice.

Besides, I want them recognizable for the redecorating.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:19 | 4657804 trader1
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on a long enough timeline...


Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:42 | 4657915 DaveyJones
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have to agree

in my line of work, as the criminal gets cornered, and the lies become plain, they say and do increasingly crazy things.

we are desperate and addicted

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:02 | 4657997 Kirk2NCC1701
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When you use the word Entropy, LoP gets a woody, Spock raises an eyebrow, and Scotty gets all excited.

Kirk thinks of a girl named Entropy, he met in the Virgo Cluster.  ;-)  ;-)

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:03 | 4657998 Kirk2NCC1701
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deleted duplicate.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:06 | 4657757 Ferrari
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If I declare that the world is going to continue to get weirder for the forseable future, do I get a pat on the back too?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:10 | 4657777 trader1
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but of course!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:13 | 4658051 Volkodav
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I predict will be the same, only worse....

don't forget..


Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:51 | 4657698 Nevsky
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Meanwhile comander of 'self-defense' forces of Slaviansk district asked Putin to intervene...

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:52 | 4657699 NOTaREALmerican
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If you can't trust the lead spy of the world's most open-n-honest nation, who can you trust?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:55 | 4657708 22winmag
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Zerohedge and the Russian media... tomorrow's news today.


U.S. government-corporate mainstream news... yesterday's twerking and random violence.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:57 | 4657720 DIgnified
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The rash of supposed Russian troop proof that flowed last week just a coincidence? 

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:20 | 4657809 Sabibaby
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Russia can make a lot of money staying out of certain parts of Ukraine. Just today the US gave Ukraine money to pay a portion of their debt to Gazprom. Why not let Ukraine continue to get bailed out by the US/IMF/EU knowing the money is going to go staight to Russia? Russia will earn more money doing nothing at this point than taking over all of Ukraine. 


Those photos also showed military jets parked at an airport. I'm trying to think of where else you would park jets...

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 16:09 | 4658033 Volkodav
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another military airport?

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 14:58 | 4657723 cougar_w
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Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:01 | 4657738 sbenard
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Some secret when most of the world, including the foe, knows about it!

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:09 | 4657770 cougar_w
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You weren't supposed to know, is all. And if you were not hanging with the punks here at ZH, you wouldn't.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:05 | 4657742 Tinky
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Needless to say, the U.S. wouldn't have the slightest concern were the head of the Russian Secret Service to hold "secret" meetings with Mexican "officials" in Tijuana.

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