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Direct Edge Breaks
It is oddly ironic to see BATS declare self help against EDGX (since the two are owned by the same company), and yet: here it is.

Perhaps CEO William O'Brien can finally appear on twitter (breaking his self-imposed public comment exile after being caught lying on prime time TV ) and explain a la Pisani how everything is AOK.
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Well it *is* snowing here, so technically..
Self-help... meet self-abuse!
It must be a result of the "Blood Moon" last night
Nah, must be all those fundamentalist Yahoo equity buyers looking to get in for a 5-year hold view ahead of a glowing 1Q14 with plenty of new growth projects starting to show results.
/sarc
They need to change the "Self-Help..." phrase to "I need an adult, I need an adult!!!"
Damnit R2D2, fix up 3CPO
HAL 1 breaks HAL 2: bullish
HAL vs. HAL, is that like SPY vs. SPY?
I'm declaring self help against my girlfriend who has my weekend planned with planting flowers, sorry chick, 'self help', bye I'm off to the pool hall.
So she needs some help planting out you say? How about I stand in and you go play with your stick and balls.
Ladies love Quus Ant's green thumb.
Richard Simmons would offer some help, but he's helping to push Obamacare.
Any comments from Mr. Lewis or Mr. Katsuyama? Both laughing their arse off while reading this ZH post will do just fine.
On a normal day they declare: "Help Yourself" and the machines do just that.
Should keep it open so we can front run them. Turn around is fair play.
What exactly does this mean, all this declaring self help?
Does the exchange have a drinking or drug problem? Is it like joining AA or admitting pedophilia or beastiality issues?
what? no more circle jerk?