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Direct Edge Breaks

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It is oddly ironic to see BATS declare self help against EDGX (since the two are owned by the same company), and yet: here it is.

Perhaps CEO William O'Brien can finally appear on twitter (breaking his self-imposed public comment exile after being caught lying on prime time TV ) and explain a la Pisani how everything is AOK.

 

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Tue, 04/15/2014 - 13:56 | 4661960 RacerX
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Well it *is* snowing here, so technically..

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 13:58 | 4661974 NotApplicable
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Self-help... meet self-abuse!

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 13:59 | 4661979 Say What Again
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It must be a result of the "Blood Moon" last night

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 14:46 | 4662182 aVileRat
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Nah, must be all those fundamentalist Yahoo equity buyers looking to get in for a 5-year hold view ahead of a glowing 1Q14 with plenty of new growth projects starting to show results.

/sarc

 

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 14:26 | 4662096 dracos_ghost
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They need to change the "Self-Help..." phrase to "I need an adult, I need an adult!!!"

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 14:38 | 4662136 SoilMyselfRotten
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Damnit R2D2, fix up 3CPO

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 13:56 | 4661962 slaughterer
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HAL 1 breaks HAL 2: bullish

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 14:11 | 4662037 ParkAveFlasher
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HAL vs. HAL, is that like SPY vs. SPY?

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 14:00 | 4661986 SheepDog-One
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I'm declaring self help against my girlfriend who has my weekend planned with planting flowers, sorry chick, 'self help', bye I'm off to the pool hall.

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 16:53 | 4662677 Quus Ant
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So she needs some help planting out you say?  How about I stand in and you go play with your stick and balls. 

 

Ladies love Quus Ant's green thumb. 

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 14:10 | 4662034 Platinum
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Richard Simmons would offer some help, but he's helping to push Obamacare.

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 14:18 | 4662064 spekulatn
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Any comments from Mr. Lewis or  Mr. Katsuyama? Both laughing their arse off while reading this ZH post will do just fine.

 

 

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 14:39 | 4662141 Bastiat
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 On a normal day they declare:  "Help Yourself"  and the machines do just that.

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 15:07 | 4662258 ZeroFreedom
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Should keep it open so we can front run them. Turn around is fair play.

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 15:44 | 4662401 khakuda
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What exactly does this mean, all this declaring self help?

Does the exchange have a drinking or drug problem?  Is it like joining AA or admitting pedophilia or beastiality issues?

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 15:47 | 4662410 besnook
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what? no more circle jerk?

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