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The "Housing Recovery" Is Complete: Major US Banks' Mortgage Originations Tumble To Record Low

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Not much to add here that we haven't already said before about the state of demand for housing by the ordinary American.

First it was Wells Fargo:


Then it was JPMorgan:


Then it was Citigroup:


And now, it is Bank of America.

Remember when bank success (and profitability) depended on them lending such trivial things as mortgages so they could arb the Net Interest Margin (which incidentally also tumbled to a record low for Bank of America)? Good times...

In other news, the "housing recovery" is now complete.


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Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:14 | 4664860 Caveman93
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In case we forgot...

Definition of 'Green Shoots'

A term used to describe signs of economic recovery or positive data during an economic downturn. The term green shoots is a reference to plant growth and recovery, and has been used during down economies to describe signs of similar growth.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:21 | 4664898 Battleaxe
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Bad news is good news! For the QE sucking wall street banks that is. Keep it coming so they can game the markets and HFT circle jerk themselves to riches!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:31 | 4664931 Pladizow
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Bortherly Chekoslovakia has been NORMALIZED!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:35 | 4664949 I am more equal...
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Breaking the numbers down would enhance the understanding of how bad it really is.

How many loans are re-fis?

How many loans are purchases of new homes?

Home many loans are for existing homes?

Home many loans for for second homes?

KB Homes and DR Horton, et al - about to test lower bounds of their trading range?


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:46 | 4665001 SumTing Wong
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Can we fly the "Mission Accomplished" banner over Detroit??? GWB loved that banner!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:58 | 4665060 SamAdams
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A home for everyone, and everyone in his home.  So get out of your parent's basement and enjoy the American dream!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:18 | 4665144 Vampyroteuthis ...
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What!? Artificially juicing the market may result in a later crash? Phhhh! Whatever!!!! 

-Bankster spokesman

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:34 | 4665471 Son of Loki
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Price cuts galore !!! 10% discount on the house !!

[after builders and sellers quietly hiked listing prices 20% up in February]

Houses are still seriously overpriced to the tune of 40-50% [sadly] in many many locations. Reversion to the mean is going to be a Bitch.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 14:40 | 4666111 NihilistZero
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2015=2008.  Prices are the LAST indicator (hence confirmation) of a crash.  All this data on mortgage originations and sales volume is exactly what we saw in 2007 (if not worse).  The correction will be a bitch for specuvestors but great for the banks as they'll be quite profitable as the downturn leads to greater affordability and the high interest rates create greater profitability in the mortgage sector.

2012-2013 was the mother of all dead cat bounces.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:35 | 4665208 toady
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I glanced something about a new website for Detroit real estate that will try to move the thousands of $1 abandoned houses. Maybe this really is a bottom...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:16 | 4665393 j.tennquist
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Yes, the city of Detroit is trying to cash in on the folly of home ownership, even in a city where the natural cause of death is a bullet or a beating. 

Yes, you too can own a home for $1.00, title and all 

You have to pay all back taxes, liens, re-incorporation fees, inspections, upgrades, city municipal fees for water and sewage, any penalties for non-comforming pets (rats and roaches), and you are responsible for evicting squaters (read: close down the crack house)


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 14:56 | 4666209 toady
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You have to pay all back taxes, liens, re-incorporation fees, inspections, upgrades, city municipal fees for water and sewage, any penalties for non-comforming pets (rats and roaches), and you are responsible for evicting squaters (read: close down the crack house)

Nothing that a decent real estate lawyer& property management couldn't handle.  I wouldn't actually live there!

Real estate lawyer nullifies the back taxes,  liens,  etc. 

Property management kills off the roaches, rats, & squatters. 


$300 for 300 houses, property management gets half,and takes care of the lawyers out of their end, leaving half for me.


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:36 | 4665214 corporatewhore
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i wish i had that banner. or maybe on a t shirt

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:44 | 4665258 thamnosma
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DR Horton has just begun construction on more ugly cheap-ass condos (masquerading as high quality residences with all those flags) in my community, which is already overbuilt and for some reason seeing an explosion of new crap housing on marginal "next to freeway" lots that have sat for decades.  I have zero idea what business sense this makes, but I suppose they do.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:00 | 4665350 seek
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DR Horton gets paid to build shit. The bankers get paid when they finance shit.

Fed gives banks free money, bankers write loan to DR Horton, and pocket their fees for the loan.

DR Horton builds crappy condos, pockets fees for building, and profits if they actually sell one to a sucker.

DR Horton goes BK, it falls back on bank who gets bailout via taxpayer. Sucker goes BK, it falls back on Fannie/Freddie who gets bailout via taxpayer.

All of this makes great business sense if you're a banker or homebuilder. If you're a taxpayer it's insane.


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:52 | 4665319 Bunga Bunga
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Get over it, in central planning economic fundamentals do not matter.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:34 | 4664941 Groundhog Day
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Who needs NIM when you can simply borrow for free and win everyday in the casino......and if you lose in the can cry foul and get your money back.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:41 | 4664974 johnconnor
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guys, the economy is so "green" that families don't even need to borrow money to buy houses.... FOWARD!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:43 | 4665254 Stuck on Zero
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I disagree.  I think everyone is happily living in a desired home now with a comfortable job and has no desire to relocate. 


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:55 | 4665045 Iam_Silverman
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"The term green shoots is a reference to plant growth and recovery, and has been used during down economies to describe signs of similar growth."


"In the spring, there will be growth" Chancey Gardener.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:24 | 4665165 therearetoomany...
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+1 for Being There quote

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 14:02 | 4665957 Jumbotron
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Yellin......where's my fucking QEternity back ??!!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:14 | 4664868 LawsofPhysics
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Please, BofA doesn't need to make loans or do any actual work with a gun to the taxpayers head and the ability to outright steal property.

hedge accordingly.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:39 | 4664965 Okienomics
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At the risk of incurring the wrath of my fellow ZHers for admitting it, I do business with BofA (oh the shame of it!).  So I will write a bit of intel on them.  I own a rental prop in the heartland with 10years left on a mortgage originated with BofA at just over 5% API.  I receive at least weekly letters and even calls to refi it - a rediculous amount of glossly paper and lovely card stock is spent trying to get me to refi.  So I guess that qualifies as actual work, and in my case, at least, they're working hard but not so much smart.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:50 | 4665012 LawsofPhysics
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I have been recieving simlilar refi offers. These can all be boiled down to "please, let us collect more fees and interest from you in exchange for all our paper printing and paper-shuffling".

The bottom line is, what is the real value of all their "labor".

Surviving and surving well is all the people (and Nature) really give a shit about. Many waking up to what their "lying eyes" have been telling them all along.

Exponential equations are a bitch and mother Nature and the Laws of Physics bats last motherfuckers...

hedge accordingly.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:46 | 4665275 thamnosma
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The laws of physics were repealed on 9/11/2001.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:57 | 4665058 Ban KKiller
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So...who really owns the note? Not BofA, that is for sure. 

IF you are can ask them to validate the debt according to your state laws. 

Who has the right to enforce the note according to your states Uniform Commercial Code? 

IF you do write to them they will freak is kind of a sport to fuck with banks, at least for us sick folk. Ha-ha. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:03 | 4665080 NotApplicable
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According to most state Attornies General that I see in the news, they don't give a fuck about the mess called MERS as long as they get their billion in loot from Linda Green's hide.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:40 | 4665235 corporatewhore
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as a mers victim, i can attest that judges eyes glaze over and they become transfixed on their retirement and payscale knowing full well the generous support of the housing industry and banks.

they don't understand it and if they don't understand it and can pooh pooh it away they'll do just that.


no one owns shit in this country due to mers.  violates 500 years of real estate law.  utter travesty of land rights.  and you're right no one cares til it happens to them

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:47 | 4665285 thamnosma
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For a second I thought you were talking about the Middle East Respiratory Syndrome.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:00 | 4665349 waterhorse
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or the Michigan Employees Retirement System?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:43 | 4665257 waterhorse
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They'll retaliate with forced-place insurance, putting your payments into "suspense" funds and declaring you late, billing for bogus late charges or putting you on the robo-dial to get a call every 10 minutes saying they haven't received your payment and send you harrassing letters.  How dare you question their standing!  Even if you do, 99% of the "just-us" system is rigged in favor of the fucking banksters.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 14:43 | 4666104 daveO
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'The $6.3 billion settlement with the FHFA, and concurrent agreement to buy $3.2 billion in RMBS from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac at fair market value, was the latest in a serious of huge settlements.' 

 'Bank of America in January 2013 agreed to pay Fannie Mae $3.6 billion in cash and pay another $6.75 billion to buy back 30,000 mortgage loans. Then, in December, the bank agreed to pay Freddie Mac $404 million to settle claims on all loans it sold to Freddie through 2009. 

Unresolved mortgage putback claims against the company totaled $20.3 billion as of March 31, increasing 19% from a year earlier. That figure represents the unpaid principal balance on loans the company may have to repurchase, and not the losses it would take. Mortgage repurchase reserves totaled $13.4 billion as of March 31, but that includes the $8.5 billion yet to be paid out to the private investors covered under the July 2011 settlement.' Marketwatch

Looks like they're fixing that problem. Once they buy those loans back CHEAP(fair market value), they'll crank up the foreclosure mill.
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:51 | 4665027 Ban KKiller
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Yes. People are basically honest. They know they have missed some mtg payments. So...the bank would not lie about their standing now would they? Yes, they do. EVERY SINGLE TIME. People project their honesty on the banks and attys. 

Once you realize ALL that they, the banksters, say is a lie, it is easy to destroy their claim.

Fight foreclosure with education. Banksters have no standing to foreclose. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:17 | 4664882 foodstampbarry
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How will the Obama cultists spin this? Tune into cnbs, should be fun!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:31 | 4664883 Rainman
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Just look at that, Larry ....this is what happens when mortgage rates rise 50 bps .

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:17 | 4664884 babylon15
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Nobody needs a mortgage anymore, nowadays they just use all their profits from going levered long TSLA and NFLX to pay with an all cash transaction.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:37 | 4664951 101 years and c...
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correction:  you no longer need to PAY your mortgage.  the Fed is buying all delinquencies and taking the losses and passing them to the US Treasury.  Socialism fucking rocks.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:40 | 4665240 Atticus Finch
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Actually, nobody really knows what socialism looks like. Just like nobody knows what communism looks like. In the Soviet Union, it was Lenin/Stalinism but Marxism? Not so much.

In the US, so much is spent on making war by invading countries that are absolutely no threat to the US, that we really don't know what the effect of allocating those trillions in war spending might have to the improved the life of evey American, We have never seen a socialism where the trillions that the Fed handed to both national and international banks and corporation might have been handed instead to American citizens. Or the socialism where HUD, VA, FHA, Fannie Mae, and Freddie Mac weren't narco money laundering operations.

My point is the Socialism is a smear by the Oligarchs as an agent of fear and loathing as they loot Social Security and smash other social programs for the benefits and entitlements of transnational banks and corporations, while the rest of us whither to nothingness and all the while cursing the threat of Socialism.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:47 | 4665283 waterhorse
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The oligarchs seem to be the only ones enjoying "socialism".  For everyone else, it's on-your-own rugged individualism.  Now when is the next bankster bailout?  They're so deserving.  Fraud is such HARD work.  Doing "God's work" isn't easy, you know?  That's why Jamie Dimon is richer than YOU.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:26 | 4665441 Ban KKiller
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"Corporate welfare" indeed. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:28 | 4664917 mayhem_korner
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Wake me when the number of living BofA executives tumbles to a record low.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:29 | 4664919 Bay of Pigs
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Plow them under already...and start the hangings.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:48 | 4665288 waterhorse
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Can Angelo Mozilo go first?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:31 | 4664929 youngman
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What is funny to me is that in the meetings of the Fed...they think they knew what to do to start the housing recovery by dropping lending rates.....that was their idea...and it seems to have failed....just having low rates will start the rush they thought....what do they talk about now???___  whats for lunch....what great new idea are they going to

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:50 | 4665020 Okienomics
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Respectfully disagree.  The Fed has achieved their goal.  RE values are up, which was the qualifier for a "housing recovery."  I heard a speech by a Fed economist (staff level) and she was touting the strength of real-estate value recovery in the mid west.  This was last year.  In the Q&A I asked her if she thought RE valuations would be sustainable once the Fed withdrew $65B/mo of QE from the real estate market and, I kid you not, she waggled her finger at me and spoke about something else, basically ignoring the question.  Housing Recovery aka Higher MTM on financial firm's balance sheets which is defined by accountants as Profit and the prerequite for avoiding bankruptcy.  Mission accomplished.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:44 | 4665260 novictim
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I sort of agree that the Fed reached its goal.  

When you have a system where staff and elected office holders merely need to create a temporary facade of success in order to land that high paying private sector job ("Revolving Door"-a form of quid pro quo bribery) then even an UNSUSTAINABLE propping up of apparent home values is sufficient.

That 85% of homes are considered unaffordable by time honored income to mortgage ratios (and by the over-leveraged, house poor home buyer who is one pink slip away from ruin).

This whole system can come tumbling down a month from now and the former elected folks who authored this mess and who already cycled through the system to a high paying private-sector job will just say "Ya, but look at how good it was while I WAS in office!".  They will emphasize the past with nary a blush.


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:03 | 4665361 Dingleberry
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we see what happens when rates creep near 5%.......the RE market freaks the fuck out.

the die has been cast. Prices are propped by easy/cheap money. 

no turning back now. 

And as long as prices are propped up, the all cash market will continue unabated as well, since fewer are qualifying for conventionals anyway.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:31 | 4664932 The worst trader
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Bullish! back up the truck and BTFATH

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:32 | 4664935 max2205
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Trading desks still batting 99.99%

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:32 | 4664936 FishHockers
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Nail Guns for all Four

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:34 | 4664946 oklaboy
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went to a Sears outlet store over the weekend (15K sq ft), and it was wall to wall refirgerators and ovens... marked 50% off and not moving. must be waiting for the tax returns.......

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:40 | 4664969 mayhem_korner
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Did the crusty Sears salesmen hover over you like a half-eaten donut?  I'm thinking those guys are at the high end of the SNAP pool these days.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:19 | 4665146 TruthInSunshine
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At the furniture stores, salespeople hide behind artificial plants and other cover & concealment, near the front doors, before pouncing en masse, like vultures, on "fresh meat."

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:38 | 4664959 lemarche
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Buyers are lining up to pay **CASH**... must be... lol

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:38 | 4664960 Its All Good
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Bullish!  This is so very clearly weather related!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:39 | 4664964 Schmuck Raker
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"... the "housing recovery" is now complete."

Thank God that's over with - on with the Depression.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:40 | 4664973 SheepDog-One
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Gee, sure is a great thing these banks all got bailed out with trillions of taxpayer dollars, obviously so worthwhile.

Roll out----> guillotines

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:41 | 4664977 Seasmoke
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Bail-Ins 4....3....2....

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:41 | 4664981 NoIdea
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This is because everyone owns a house now and has paid off the mortgage via their massive gains in wealth from the stock market, right?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:47 | 4665005 Ban KKiller
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Or living in our houses for free (paying taxes and insurance, natch) as we challenged the debt and the banksters. So far alomost three years free housing. The banksters don't even want to have my case heard as they submitted forged docs in the foreclosure complaint. AND I asked for sanctions against the plaintiff (fucking banksters First Horzon Home Loans, a division of First Tennessee Bank, N.A.) and their atty scumbags. NOW "they" want to withdraw the current atty firm and substitute another as a limited liablity company. Ha-fucking-ha! Can't wait to get them into court. 

So, housing recovery? Yep! I am recovering just fine, thank you. 

Deadbeat mooch? Me? Well, OK! 

Banksters are criminally stupid and can NOT withstand the basics of WHO, WHAT, WHERE, WHEN AND HOW!  Hence the nail guns, shitgums and high places. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:52 | 4665312 waterhorse
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Good luck to you.  Hope you win.  I sued a big bankster too over the same reason.  Ended up settling and I'm somewhat ambivalent about it.  I had to do it though, just for my own dignity if for nothing else, I had to challenge the fraud.  Needless to say, I was not only outgunned and outspent (the Federal Reserve fully backs the banksters, so they can't lose), but the court system is owned by the banksters.  They even own the arbitrators.  It's DISGUSTING.  Still glad I fought though.  Cost me a lot of money, but I did extract a pound of flesh.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:24 | 4665430 Ban KKiller
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All true. I am doing this pro se as I have the time and education to do so. Of course time and money is always the key. Not spent much but did, and am, spending about ten hours a month fighting them. Best return on my time. 

Glad you jacked with the banksters. Our judges are finally getting it as we now know how to present the case so that they DO understand. Namely the banks do not have standing as they only have partial rights on the Note. 

Meanwhile the garden is nice...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:44 | 4665539 NickVegas
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Just ask yourself where did they get the money to "loan" to you, and keep fighting like a cornered bobcat.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:45 | 4664999 ebworthen
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They'll be lowering their lending standards and .gov will say "we have your back".

Look for the TBTF banks to lead the new bubble, and get bailed out all over again.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:45 | 4665272 ArkansasAngie
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Another bailout?  Piss on them.

By golly I'll stand on a friggin street corner with a prostest sign.

Me thinks they have over played their dad gum hands.

The question is do they know it?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:52 | 4665318 corporatewhore
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I have been having the same thoughts on how they'll free up all the kids who have student loans so they can get a home.  they'll cap the monthly amount that must be repaid and they'll cap it very low so that it could take almost 100 years if paid to maturity.

they'll let you get approved right out of bankruptcy or with judgements or collection accounts.  Fico below 500--approval.

debt to income expansion to 50% plus.

they will never give up till it all blows up.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:50 | 4665013 Iam_Silverman
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"Remember when bank success (and profitability) depended on them lending such trivial things as mortgages "

Well, there is always the free gravy from being a Primary Dealer.  That is much easier than even originating loans ( to be sold to GSE's).

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:51 | 4665024 KidHorn
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So this is what happens when interest rates go up. My realtor told me I had better act fast before interest rates go up even more.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 10:54 | 4665043 Obama_4_Dictator
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Fuck your Realtor and all Realtor's!  I am going to love watching them all go bankrupt!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:53 | 4665324 waterhorse
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You spelled it wrong, it's "realturds".

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 13:43 | 4665856 corporatewhore
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always trust an expert who clearly has no self serving interest in the transaction.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:03 | 4665081 orangegeek
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Philly Housing Monthly tanked in March - reversal to downside


So April decline is expected.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:16 | 4665134 I Write Code
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So BAC, how's that Countrywide acquisition working out for ya?

[laughs hysterically]

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:55 | 4665329 waterhorse
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Megalomaniac Ken Lewis got his golden parachute while flipping the bird at B of A and giving them the golden shower.  Can't say I like Lewis much (he's a candidate for the guillotine), but I think its hilarious that the Bunch of Assholes didn't perform their due diligence.  LOL.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:20 | 4665415 Ban KKiller
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It is funny! We are doing our best to fuck over BofA. Wish I could jack with their derivatives...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:38 | 4665503 waterhorse
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It would be really nice if someone could wipe that permanent sneer off of Moynihan's mug.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:23 | 4665162 ChargingHandle
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I work in lending and the entire sector is slashing jobs. Escrow officers not taking pay for 4 days a month, lenders firing underwriters, 6 Realtors competing for the same overpriced listing and apps have completely fallen off except in communities where there are a lot of high paying jobs around a large tech campus or corporation that is essential for jobs. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:56 | 4665336 TideFighter
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Change over to small business cash is on fire

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:19 | 4665410 Ban KKiller
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Smells like "recovery" to me!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:26 | 4665171 novictim
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The explanation I keep hearing for why mortgage originations are low is that there are simply no homes to buy...the inventory is low.

But not to worry!  

The market will fix this.  Low sales means job loss for real estate agents and bank employees.  I am expecting a flood of homes once owned by Realtors and bank flunkies to hit the MLS listings any day now!  

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:55 | 4665328 TideFighter
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like it fucking matters....Feds need banks as their outlet stores. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 11:58 | 4665346 CoolBeans
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I would totally live in an RV before I would ever buy a house again.  I might eat those words but I feel so done with home ownership.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 13:45 | 4665866 MisterMousePotato
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I would live under a tarp in the desert before I would take a(nother) mortgage. Owning a house is tolerable, but a mortgage is quite another thing.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:39 | 4665492 FreeNewEnergy
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Free house for 57 months, thank you very much. BofA pays taxes and insurance (like I fucking care). Inheritance. Never knew being administrator of an estate could be so much fun and so financially rewarding.

In foreclosure since March 2010, crickets since filing. I filed countersuit for fraud in June of last year. Stalling.

I have fully repaired and enhanced my credit and FICO score, now looking for another rental property, though still waiting for the next downturn, which ought to be a real doozy (love that word, doozy!).

I have Bof A by the short ones, my neighbors smile and are nice to me, but I know secretly they hate my guts. Tough, slaves. Pay up!

It takes balls to rob banks and mine are enormous. BofA is getting everything they deserve, thanks to CUNTrywide.

Life is AWESOME!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:46 | 4665546 waterhorse
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Good for you!  It's a business decision and many people don't get it.  The banksters aren't going to look out for your own best interests, obviously only you can. 

The "sanctity of contract" crap makes me puke.  The contract spells out what happens in the event of default.  If the banksters are too lazy, too stupid, too inept or just don't have their robo-frauds in place to steal the property, it's hardly the fault of the person on the deed if they continue to live in the property without paying.  FUCK the banksters.

Although I'm not sure you have these assholes by the short hairs, as you say.  Any losses you cost them, will just be made up to these scumbags by their cronies at the Federal Reserve.  Then taxpayers foot the bill.  Kind of like living in an HOA, having the HOA harrass you, you sue them, you win and then you have to pay the special assessment to the HOA to pay off your own winning judgment.

I just wish more people would develop balls or a spine and tell the banksters to pound sand.


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 13:00 | 4665610 FreeNewEnergy
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Thanks, waterhorse, for the good words. I know I'm not hurting BofA and the Fed (taxpayers, really) has their back, but I still feel good beating the shit out of them and their lawyers, all perfectly legal, too.

When I moved in here nearly five years ago, I figured I'd get a free ride for maybe a year. To be honest, the past five years (and, because of the slowness of courts and process in NY, add another year at least) have been like winning the lottery.

My hope is that everyone here at ZH - many of whom are aware of my story - will prosper at the expense of the banks and Wall Street and that somehow, when I come out the other side, I will be able to do some good for others.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 13:31 | 4665791 daveO
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I hope you put the savings into 'real' money outside of the banking system.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 14:33 | 4666085 FreeNewEnergy
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Been stacking silver since 2006. Still looking for more land, real estate. I want to be one of those "rentier" types, you know, with a big cigar and all.

(Actually, I'm more into renewable energy and farming.)

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 19:47 | 4667380 Quaderratic Probing
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Don't forget to ask them for the Xeroxed Linda Green documents proving they own the house

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 12:54 | 4665581 FreeNewEnergy
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Sorry to be beating the dead horse, but, these numbers are absolutely stunning. Roughly - from 3Q 2012 to 1Q 2014, 18 months - mortgage originations by these banks have fallen from about $395 billion to $67 billion - an 83% decline. Read that again, because that's right, an eighty-three percent decline.

ZH and the Tylers are often chided for overuse of the word, "collapse," though in this case, I believe collapse is more than appropriate.

One need look no further than this number for evidence of the dismal nature of the US (and, by inference, global) economy. ALL the money is going into stocks. Every penny. The bust will occur; it's only a matter of when.

The past two days - especially yesterday, IMO - were absolute PPT pumps, as is today. There simply is no justification for current levels of stocks, which are in general, losing momentum M/M and Y/Y, not growing, but only just beating lowered estimates, almost all of it by downsizing and assorted accounting gimmicks.

I'd love to short this market, but it's so blatantly rigged (thank you Michael Lewis), and, I've lost money doing it in the past, that I won't profit when TSHTF, but I will raise a glass and smoke a fattie to the politicians and banker crooks who made all of this possible.

If you've prepared, YOU SHOULD PROSPER DURING AND AFTER THE COLLAPSE. That's all I've got. Have a nice weekend. (what's that, it's only Wednesday? Well, I'm ready now, anyhow, so there.)

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 13:56 | 4665935 Spungo
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The fed should announce they are going to raise rates on X date. People would be like OMG I NEED TO BUY A HOUSE RIGHT NOW. Pulling forward several years of demand and concentrating it would create an economic floatation device. Some people bubble, I say flotation device.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 13:59 | 4665950 22winmag
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Hey National Association of Realtors... drop dead!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 14:51 | 4666181 indmotor
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I live in the Detoilet area. The once white suburbs. Alot of people are living in their homes without paying mort. and the few like Me are stuck in their homes cuz there is absolutely ZERO homes available (My home is and always was paid for)!! I have a nice home 1600 ft. with attached heated 4 car garage in a nifty little high end neighborhood. Prob. is it is now 90% Arab owned and I can't sell for 200K (was as low as 140K) now (was at height 290K) The homes I would like to move into, away from here are now more than the last housing scam prices and mine is less. ANy nice homes in a civilised area are multiple bidding frenzies since there are like nothing ever legitimately for sale. Mine would prob. sell quickly at 220K now but any move I want to make for a very similar home in a less savage area is 350-450K IF YOU CAN FIND ONE! I refuse to buy into this bankers scam and take on a mortgage because they have, once again, raised the prices beyond reach. I will Guarantee You that any of these houses that are sold here at these prices will All be going back to the bank. People are stupid and will follow the banks and gimmics like lemmings. Also the only properties for sale have problems or were once hard sell like corner lots, no basement, in ground pools or pools etc.  Banks are Just releasing the crap and keeping the cream for their chineese friends I guess. It is so frustrating here. Also I just bought a new Cadillac at the busiest Cadillac dealer in the country and they said that 98% of all new cars are LEASED!! Thaink about that! I am one of the 2% that actually save and buy the car so the fucking thing cost 70K!!

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