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Moldova's Transnistria Region "Approves" Appeal To Russia For Independence

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As the EU seeks a closer association with Moldova, the 97% pro-Russian state of Transnistria (that we first warned was next here) is accelerating its move towards independence. As Bloomberg reports, despite condemnation by Moldova's government of the "direct defiance", the Transnistria Assembly has approved an appeal to Russia to recognize the region's independencee. Neighboring Romania is "worried" and there are growing 'actions' by the so-called "Supreme Soviet" in the region's capital.


Who is next?


As Bloomberg reports,

Moldova’s breakaway pro-Russian region of Transnistria has appealed to Russian President Vladimir Putin to recognize its independence after Russia’s annexation of Crimea.


The appeal by the Parliament of Transnistria, city and district council members and community associations “express the aspirations of the people of Transnistria” and is based on the results of referendums held in 1991, 1995 and 2006, the parliament of the unrecognized state said on its website.




The Transnistrian parliament’s appeal is a “direct defiance” of Moldova’s territorial integrity and efforts to settle the territorial dispute, the country’s government said in a statement on its website.




Russia has maintained troops in Transnistria since the 1992 military conflict with Moldova as part of a peace-keeping force that includes Moldovans, Transnistrian militants and Ukrainian military observers.

However, it seems the Transnistrian and Moldovan government is busy with other matters... Nina Shtanski (minister for foreign affairs) and Deputy Chairman of the Central Transnistria Olga Radulov made news after agreeing to model clothes in a local charity auction - "I do not believe that the main task of the members of the government - to show clothes," - said the prime minister.

You decide...


In summary, a nation bordering Russia is being chased by the European Union for closer association... a region in that nation is extremely populated by a pro-Russian citizenry and they are seeking independence and closer association with Russia... 'activists' are taking action in the region's capital... the government is deloring the "direct defiance" - how dare people have free will? And a neighboring nation is worried of the consequences...

Ring any bells?


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Wed, 04/16/2014 - 14:58 | 4666218 El Diablo Rojo
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damn. so hot.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:00 | 4666226 The Phu
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Forget Russian Mail-order brides... I'll take Moldovan!!!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:03 | 4666250 max2205
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Not bad...did not.know about this Transgender Region

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:11 | 4666284 Arius
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now you got SEC investigators and Bart Chilton very busy ... looking at ZH ... among all places ... who would believe it?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:13 | 4666296 Looney
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Barf Shilton is preoccupied with his own hair - he ain't got no time for some Moldovian chicks... ;-)


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:15 | 4666303 negative rates
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Mr Obama, put this wall up.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:55 | 4666478 Headbanger
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No wonder Russia wants Transnistria !

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:07 | 4666529 knukles
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One of my buds just got back from a week and a half vacation in Croatia.  Says the women are phenomenal.  And all the guys look like thugs, scary, no necks, tats, shaved heads, beady eyes, wife beaters, muscular... look like guys who'd love to rape torture and kill people.
No wonder the gals all want out.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:17 | 4666586 Theta_Burn
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Sounds like the Jersey shore on any given summer...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:26 | 4666632 Son of Captain Nemo
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"look like guys who'd love to rape torture and kill people."...

Fuck no man that's our job!  The U.S., Israel and U.K. are #1 in that department.

As a matter of fact we're so good at it, we have a Director of Central Intelligence that can help plan the overthrow of legitimate governments (who don't see things our way) with paid mercs and still fight a criminal investigation on the subject of torture and murder back home in D.C. blackmailing U.S. Reps in the House and Senate into letting that Agency conduct it's own internal investigation in the interest of National Security with the seal of approval by both the DoJ and the Executive...

Looks can certainly be deceiving.... Be very careful who you point the finger at in that department knuks!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:26 | 4666860 Tengri Temujin
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No wonder the WEST wants that REGION LOL.  I can see how the mercenaries are willing to take such big risks by coming to Ukraine

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 00:39 | 4668303 willwork4food
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I came back for the girl pics. Shame on me.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 18:15 | 4667053 Monty Burns
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Methinks your friend needs to go back on his meds.  The women are just average and they men are on average very tall and yes, tough-looking.  But realize what that country - and Serbia - has been through in the last 100 years.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:09 | 4666538 zerozulu
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I can not decide. Tough decision. All three are gorgeous.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:13 | 4666567 Jumbotron
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"No wonder Russia wants Transnistria !"

Easy Tiger.....there may be a reason they call it TRANSnistria.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:28 | 4666866 Tengri Temujin
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LOL yes they could be Tula hahaha

No but Transnistria comes from trans=across and istria=river Istrus it it the river that runs down and separates the rest of Moldova (Romanian majority) from this breakaway Russian predominant region

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:43 | 4666916 Jumbotron
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Funny how rivers do that kind of thing.  Same situation pretty much in Ukraine with the Dniepa River.....if I am not mistaken on that name.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:17 | 4666314 Carpenter1
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Vlad likes his women, rubber stamped.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:18 | 4666320 fauxhammer
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They picked the wrong week to stop accepting dollars

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:13 | 4666300 john39
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transgender?  yeah, USSA has got that in spades, just ask hillary, or janet, or sebelius... need i go on?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:48 | 4666722 JLee2027
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You forget White House Michelle and the Williams brothers (tennis).

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:09 | 4666273 Looney
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I would gladly insert my sovereignty in one of those!;-)


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:13 | 4666301 Winston Churchill
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Just look at a photo of Hitlary to cool your ardor.

They can't make enough viagra to conquer that.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:24 | 4666348 NotApplicable
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She can minister my foreign affairs!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:13 | 4666298 Stoploss
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Boy you know Barry is creaming his pants right now........

Let it slip by Barry, too bad.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 22:05 | 4667911 Buck Johnson
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Loved the last picture, got to get a wife from there.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:03 | 4666242 Squid Viscous
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forced me to rub one out, thanks Tyler!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:05 | 4666255 cougar_w
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that's TMI, thanks.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:29 | 4666369 SmackDaddy
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Happended twice to me around here.  Banzai posted some picture around christmas time of a ballerina, holy shit!  And I had a hate-fuck fantasy about a picture of Tymoshenko one time hahahhahaha

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:04 | 4666254 Mr. Poon
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And so Henry Blodgett.

If I wanted click-bait, I'd be over at BusinessInsider or one of the other million or so throwaway websites that copies and pastes stories written by other people, and puts them under pictures of women that are related to the story by only the thinnest of connections, in order to sell advertising space to penny stock fraudsters.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:26 | 4666361 cougar_w
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Bugger off man. We <3 teh hotness.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:32 | 4666375 SmackDaddy
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Change your screen name to Mr. Faggot if youre gonna talk like that. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:37 | 4666401 Jaspergers
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dude, your name is mr. poon wtf

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:30 | 4666373 Smegley Wanxalot
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Now we know why Putin wants that country. 

Fuck yeah.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:25 | 4666635 Uncle Remus
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So, manly then.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:17 | 4666821 SAT 800
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Transnistria ? Is this beginning to remind anyone of "The Mouse that Roared" ?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 14:58 | 4666220 walküre
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The Moldovan I spoke with yesterday mentioned something like this would happen. Putin's "Blut und Boden" landgrab is making diehard Blitzkriegers blush with envy.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:07 | 4666271 Ignatius
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Tell us, what's it really like to come in here day after day sharing your 'intellect' only to receive a boot kick to the head for your trouble?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:27 | 4666364 walküre
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Million Dollar Bonus Syndrome

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:38 | 4666405 ZerOhead
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And here I was worried that you may have experienced a stroke...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:00 | 4666501 Ignatius
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Good answer!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:27 | 4666645 Uncle Remus
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No Russian tanks were harmed in this land grab.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:00 | 4666224 SgtShaftoe
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Good looking politicians... Now may not be a good time to assert sovereignty however. It might be best to wait till the US/Russia pissing match is over and the US implodes from debt. If I were them, I'd align with Russia.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:14 | 4666302 cougar_w
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When was the last time we had a good looking female pol in the US? Like, never?

How come Raquel Welch never ran? Oh yeah that's right, she was classy. And you can hate Jane Fonda for her bad choices but she was a hottie ("Barbarella") . I wish she had found Jesus and run for office under the Reformed Bitches party.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:48 | 4666450 maskone909
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wendy williams fo prez yall

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:16 | 4666582 gcjohns1971
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However you may feel about Palin, she's not hard on the eyes.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:42 | 4666701 cougar_w
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Damn that's right. Good catch.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 19:53 | 4667400 espirit
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Tina Fey looks the same, although smart and funny.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:24 | 4666622 gcjohns1971
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However you may feel about Palin, she's not hard on the eyes.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:02 | 4666776 seek
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At the national level not too many, I think mostly because you've got the be fairly old to work your way up in the parties. Palin is about it.

State level, it gets better. I dislike her party and most of her politics, but one of the House reps in AZ (Sinema) is pretty bangable (and she's goes both ways.) You can tell in her publicity pic that they had to turn her down a few notches and fuddy-her-up to not scare away the old ladies.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:52 | 4666940 cougar_w
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Whoa! That's haute.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:00 | 4666231 MillionDollarBoner_
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Weeeelll.....they both get my vote !;o)

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:47 | 4666448 Quus Ant
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If we partition those fine ladies who gets which side of the torso?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:01 | 4666233 _SILENCER
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She certainly swallowed significant soviet sauce to secure her seat

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:01 | 4666234 Confundido
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I wonder why all the pro-russians are masked...who supplies the masks? There has to be a huge production of masks in these countries, to support to so many pro-russians...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:35 | 4666388 ZerOhead
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Says the guy whose avatar is wearing a paper bag over it's head...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:53 | 4666472 Confundido
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But I don't enter another country, sent by Putin, to wave the Russian flag...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:13 | 4666569 Zerozen
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None of the Russian populations in these countries were sent by Putin.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:56 | 4666759 Volkodav
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is it important to you?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:02 | 4666237 q99x2
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Make mine a face full of Natasha.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:02 | 4666239 SmackDaddy
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Damn between her and that crazy Ukranian bitch.... oooo ouiiiiiiii!  You know those eastern european bitches are hot when even my wife doesnt blame me for jacking it to Hungarian Honeys

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:03 | 4666244 FranSix
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Outer Elbonia's vagina is hot for Putin.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:03 | 4666247 Fuh Querada
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Moll Dover

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:08 | 4666272 _ConanTheLibert...
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Roll over? Ben Dover?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:26 | 4666359 Fuh Querada
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whatever it was, some puritan downvoted it

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:05 | 4666256 Squid Viscous
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apparently event risk is off the table, thankfully... keep buying! 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:06 | 4666261 10mm
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Id punch her in the pants. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:37 | 4666906 Jumbotron
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With my hanging chad.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:07 | 4666265 NoDecaf
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And the idiots over here think they will be "punished" by taking away McDonalds.... LOLz

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:38 | 4666406 paddyirishman
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wonder why you don't see obese people in Russia and most of the eastern european countries, they could take away all the Mcdonalds tomorrow and they wouldn't care, the west on the other hand.. well after they'd take a breath every few minutes would rise up.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:38 | 4666407 paddyirishman
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wonder why you don't see obese people in Russia and most of the eastern european countries, they could take away all the Mcdonalds tomorrow and they wouldn't care, the west on the other hand.. well after they'd take a breath every few minutes would rise up.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:07 | 4666270 Taint Boil
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Russian troops in Russian territory, Russian aircraft on Russian airbases, Russian tanks on Russian military bases, Russian military defending Russian speaking people who VOTED to “go back” to Russia all the while being surrounded by ever increasing NATO forces and missiles. I’d love to see US reaction if China was doing in Mexico what USA is doing in Ukraine, how does a “self-defense” missile shield installed in Mexico by China sound. It is hilariously to see the sheep fall what the main stream media and their warmongering overlords spew from their vile mouths. The sheep need to awake and take control.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:24 | 4666350 cougar_w
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"The sheep need to awake and take control."

That's some mad comic genius right there.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:34 | 4666390 walküre
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Russians have settled in the satellite states for years under Soviet rule. Enough to gain majority status and now vote for their homecoming.

To stick with your example, where are the Chinese settling? Not in Mexico, that's for sure. Might have a majority of Chinese in Canada one day.

How many Americans are settling anywhere outside the US to plan for a possible takeover, then, now or in the future?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:52 | 4666467 maskone909
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so if a country's population of indiginous people diwndles to that of minority, regardless of the pretense, that country must continue to enforce laws and regulations that benifit only that minority at all costs?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:10 | 4666551 walküre
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Loaded question. If it were my country and it was invaded by another people who decided they wanted to join the land with the land of their heritage, I'd be pissed and so would you. Especially when they're coming from a land that had exploited and extorted my land and my ancestors for decades. Let's say their native land had something really great to offer, like a progressive culture or a booming economy and strong currency. I might forgive the sins of the past and consider the option.

But what does "joining Russia" really mean? All opposition to Putin is gone. Alternative lifestyles are discriminated against and everything seems regressive. I don't even think Russian youth is all that onboard. How can they be? Unless they'd be indoctrinated to be a "Putin youth" style culture.

Where's the upside?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:19 | 4666600 maskone909
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first off, no i wouldnt be pissed.  as an american living in a metropolitain area, i am used to assimilating with various cultures.  i am not about to start burning crosses in tyrones front yard or beating the shit out of juanita because they are taking all of my parking spaces.  we cant change the variables in this equation.  personally i would say fuck the EU, Ukraine, and Russia.   i would move my family to safety and not involve myself in a fight to the death for the benefit of some banker.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:35 | 4666682 walküre
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Goes without saying. Unless the banker puts the gun (indirectly) to the heads of your family, there's no reason to fight. Unfortunately that's what bankers do.

Europe is a melting pot, much like the US. Maybe even more so. The younger generations don't distinguish much between their heritages. They work and live where they want or need to. Patriotism or nationalism is almost non-existent. If anything, it's been replaced with a sense of "being European".

There's a difference between "metropolitan" or "cosmopolitan" and a situation where one ethnic group takes over the entire place because they have the majority and then force everyone to assimilate. That's pretty much what ethnic Russians in parts of Ukraine and other former USSR satellite states have in mind.

Not sure if you saw this. Check out the dance rave in Crimea this summer :

Now tell me that these kids are supporting Putin's anti gay and anti women ideologies. No way are the Millenials who live and breathe house and techno vibes and talk on social media all day in the camp of this nutcase. I'm 45 and my hope rests with the next generation because apparently my generation is too stupid to figure things out.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:35 | 4666683 Zerozen
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It's not that simple.

Most of these states, with the exception of Moldova and the Baltics, have had Russians in them for much longer than just the Soviet years.

At some point, if a people are in a place long enough, they gain some claim over it and are not just settlers. Hard to define when that point occurrs, but it's like that definition of pornography - you know it when you see it.


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:52 | 4666742 walküre
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East Ukraine bordering Belarus (former White Russia) and Southern Ukraine (former Novarossja or New Russia) says it all. Ethnic conflicts are never easy to dissect and analyze. The problem arises when the majority ethnic group starts purging or cleansing of all other ethnic groups with the potential for genocide. Was life for ethnic Russians in East Ukraine such a bad life? Not sure. They were the majority and would have had forked out privileges along the way.

One thing is certain though, if East Ukraine becomes Russian than life for any other ethnic group there becomes hell and millions of people would look at relocation.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:28 | 4666864 falconflight
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Tzarist imperialism, Soviet, and now NeoSoviet imperialism.  Lessons in history do a mind good.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:08 | 4666275 vintageyz
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Photos are probably Ruble Shopped.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:09 | 4666278 NOZZLE
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The one on the bottom in the blue dress looks like Ninotchka from Americans, either way, Russian women exhale Cyanide, bed them at your own risk. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:14 | 4666571 zerozulu
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This news is not a joke. If you remember OBL said we will bankrupt this country.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:50 | 4666731 Volkodav
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You were there?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:08 | 4666794 seek
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OBL said that in 2004, so that'd be the one of the CIA puppet OBLs. I have no doubt he said it, it was right there in the script they handed him!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:38 | 4666690 NaN
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> Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Well, yeah-ah. OBL's intention was stated quite clearly. This unmentionable will become common knowledge only after the US finishes itself off trying to rid the world of ever last threat.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 22:08 | 4667924 jerry_theking_lawler
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Definitely going into the spank bank.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:11 | 4666287 Ribeye
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neither of em are a patch on the new AG of Crimea, 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:27 | 4666363 NotApplicable
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Until I see the swimsuit competition, I'll defer judgement.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:11 | 4666289 RockRiver
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Better to show without cloths

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:11 | 4666293 Ghordius
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"...a nation bordering Russia is being chased by the European Union for closer association..."

not on the waiting list? some have been years on the waiting list. Even Turkey is on the waiting list. are you sure about "chased by the EU"?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:22 | 4666340 Fuh Querada
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countries on the waiting list....
who is waiting - the working people of those countries, or the political and corporate interests looking to feed at the EU trough and obtain their quota of sinecures in the Brussels bureaucracy?

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 02:23 | 4668463 Ghordius
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you have a point, yet it's still countries, and the working people of those countries do wish easier immigration/visa arrangements

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:12 | 4666294 estoniantiger
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Elbows too pointy, Vlad the Impaler wouldn't fuck.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:13 | 4666295 Ribeye
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damn, the flippin ads for Ukrainian brides are back, 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 20:01 | 4667426 espirit
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Have you seen the double-dee's in the moderndatingonly popup?

I'll take her photoshopped or not. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:16 | 4666312 navy62802
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Forget Transnistria, Putin wants Nina! LOL!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:17 | 4666316 SmittyinLA
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LOL, Romania doesn't have to worry, the EU can have them and their commie rezidents, I guess you guys missed the Putin speech, Russia for Russians does not include parasite thieving Socialist gypsies. 


Russia, the New USA 


Amerika, now Dretroitized 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:18 | 4666324 Yen Cross
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    Tyler, based some of the posts it looks like you need to ramp up the Japanese love doll ads. again.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:21 | 4666331 NoTTD
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OMG!!! Not Tranistria!!!  Anywhere but there!!!!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:22 | 4666335 Xibalba
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The only one in the US that might be able to pull off a modeling shoot like that is Tulsi Gabbard

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:22 | 4666339 ebworthen
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What?  They don't want bail-ins and Brussels imposing austerity?

They don't want neo-Nazi's who shut down networks and expel reporters?

Imagine that.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:25 | 4666357 NoTTD
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If modeling clothes is not their main job. it should be.


On the other hand, I'd hate to see that bleed over into our American female politicos (Michelle, Hillary, Nancy, etc. etc. ad nauseum).

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:41 | 4666371 cougar_w
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I'd love to see it bleed over into a college sorority dorm, though. Get some young, fired-up thangs working Congress and brain-slapping those tired old farts around. It would go better on the eyes and might even get us some interesting grrl-power legislation to boot.

Edit: I'm working on a new fictional character Rose MacIntyre. Highland descendant, red headed, green eyed, all thorns and Hell's-a-fire. Becomes a BDSM lifestyle sex slave and after a while watching shit get crazy (and given master's kind permission, thank you my lord) enters legislative politics. Talk about taking no prisoners. She hand-forges Medieval war-hammers and axes in her off time just to relieve stress. Now that's some hotness I'd like to see seizing the floor in Congress.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 07:38 | 4668751 Rory_Breaker
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Where can we read your work?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:29 | 4666372 the not so migh...
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Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:30 | 4666374 Spungo
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She will be pushed out of leadership by the ugly men who refuses to sleep with and the ugly women who are jealous of her looks.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:31 | 4666382 Peter K
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"In summary, a nation bordering on the UK and France is being chased by the European Union for closer association... a majority in that nation are extremely underwhelmed by the benefit of becoming EU citizenry and they are seeking more independence and less association with the Continant... 'activists' are taking action in the region's capital and getting out the vote... the government is deploring the "direct defiance" - how dare people have free will? And a neighboring Continant is worried of the consequences... since said country, France and Holland already voted no."

Sound familiar?

No, it's not Transnistria.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:34 | 4666387 Joe A
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I heard that the Russians have an army there as well.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:35 | 4666393 Iam_Silverman
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So, who in Alaska's political realm will be modeling while a part of the inhabitants are voting to secede and form closer ties with Russia?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:12 | 4666561 gcjohns1971
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Russian's continuing claims on Alaska - 150 years after they sold it, having never really settled it in the first place - is not a sign that the recent rise in Russian Nationalism is peaceful and righteous as Russians claim.

This is lust for conquest, plain and simple.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:56 | 4666960 Iam_Silverman
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"This is lust for conquest, plain and simple."

My comment was pure snark.  Sorry, I'll type slower next time and be sure to eeee nun see aaate more clearly.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:35 | 4666395 Dick Gazinia
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I went to Moldova about ten years ago.  Premium poonanny. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:37 | 4666400 FLHRS
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During the cold war, the communist government had their noses up the citizens asses and the citizens wanted to flee to the west.  Fast forward and the western governments have their noses up the citizens asses and now the citizens want back in the old USSR.  Do you see a pattern here?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:49 | 4666451 walküre
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Moldova at the Eurovision Song Contest

and my very personal favorite

say what you want, but I don't think the kids there are all that enthusiastic about a possible future under Russian hegemony

they're loving Europe and fit right in


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 18:39 | 4667150 Bogdog
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What's the cultural significance of the big pointy hats? 

Moldovans rock.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:53 | 4666470 Ms No
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That is a hell of a nice blue dress on that tranny.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:53 | 4666473 Hagen
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Shit, these pretty girls are not obese. Odd. Ah! yes I understand, they are not American.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:54 | 4666474 robertocarlos
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That's nothing. Yesterday I watched PACE hearings and now I'm in love with a woman named Olga.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:01 | 4666502 walküre
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update on Crimea

Kazantip is still on

Kids from all over Europe AND Russia partying it up on the Crimean coast. Good times!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:07 | 4666530 gcjohns1971
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So long as the Russian Army isn't sitting there to 'ensure' the "right" result in the referendum - who cares?!


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:07 | 4666533 tony wilson
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santa maria

donte you fuckin move im cumin for ya girls all of yars

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:46 | 4666710 Volkodav
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She don't look like no Transnistria to way! no way!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:10 | 4666802 bardot63
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I just switched to their side.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:24 | 4666836 Lumberjack
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But...But...But.... 97% of climate scientists say global warming is real!

(think about all that Russian gas). Kinda funny when the truth finally comes out. That's my 97 per-cents worth. 


Beautiful women = Global Warming!


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:44 | 4666917 Ifigenia
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If Russia want to emulate USSA, she has a long way to go. USSA has bases from Columbia to Philipines, passing through Europe and Afghanistan, Singapure, etc.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 18:15 | 4667052 Otto Zitte
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She's good at getting money from men so she went into politics...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 19:09 | 4667258 Mojeaux18
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In Soviet Russia, Parliment doesn't model clothes...clothes model Parliment...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 19:20 | 4667281 joebren
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But we've got Hillary!

Nina Shtanski or Olga Radulov to play Hillary? You vote.


Wed, 04/16/2014 - 21:58 | 4667861 unemployed
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 Hard enough keeping the Moldavian,  Ukrainian,  Russian snaked Kiev University bots,  and Russian hackers all separate...

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