Obama And Biden Explain How Great The Economy And Stocks Are - Live Feed

Tyler Durden's picture

While Fed's Fisher explains how Fed policy has benefited the rich, President Obama (and Joe Biden) are in front of the teleprompter to explain how great it all is for the rest of Americans...

  • *OBAMA SAYS STOCK MARKET SOARING, TOO MANY AMERICANS STRUGGLING

cue class warfare...

 

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RacerX's picture

ugh this asshole again, shoveling the same tired horseshit he's been shoveling. He/they have absolutely no clue how to get the economy going... or else they are purposely keeping it stalled.

Occams_Chainsaw's picture

It's good to be the King.....

ilion's picture

It's good to have Obama president if you belong to the top 1% of the country. I belong to the bottom 99%. 

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Is it me, or does his half-fro have a little bit of Nork to it?

flacon's picture

Fuck you piece of shit bastard Obama and you son of a cucumber Biden. 

Battleaxe's picture

I can't stand to look at or listen to this fucker any more either, or Biden, but let us not forget that the republicans are NO BETTER. The entire system is CORRUPT and our elections are a BOUGHT AND PAID FOR SCAM!

Gentlemen, LIGHT YOUR TORCHES!

max2205's picture

Did he top pick the market?

TruthInSunshine's picture

Obama is the greatest stock analyst in all of history, telling all Americans that they "might want to think about buying some stocks" near the absolute bottom in 2009 in the Rose Garden, while scratching the side of his nose.

This may be his bear call, ringing the bell.

MontgomeryScott's picture

The economy IS better!

The messiah, Obama, promised us 'shovel-ready jobs', and I got a pic to prove that the economy HAS these now!

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=gravedigging+pictures&qpvt=gravedigg...

For those who don't like the Bing search, I figure it's as bad as any other. I tried to get Photobucket, but, um...

Obama is the greatest stock analyst in all of history...

YES, and Hitler was a DaVinci!

eatthebanksters's picture

Until this presser 60% of the population believes Obama lies about everything...now its everyone but the Obamphone lady and her ilk...

James-Morrison's picture

Watching these dorks is proof enough: Never vote for an Incumbant.

We're stuck watching old idiots twice as long as is humanely tolerable.

Even new dorks are better, for a change...

pigs-n-space's picture

KING ASSHOLE, not my king. Tired of this crap. 

McMolotov's picture

Whatchu talkin' 'bout? The economy is going gang-busters! Dow up 350 points in 27 hours? That's gotta be a record!

I can't believe how much better the economy has gotten over the past day. The JCP in the local mall has decided to stay open because it practically sold out of everything. The herd of Walmartians who normally swipe their EBTs have taken to paying with cash since they all found jobs paying six figures. The twenty houses that have been for sale in my neighborhood for the past six months all sold overnight. And the old lady next door can suddenly live like a queen on her savings, and she's traded her Fancy Feast for fillet mignon...

Things are looking up! Thank you, President Obama! You gave us a phone, you gonna do moar!!!

spastic_colon's picture

GOOG down AH..........IBM down AH.........DOW plus 200 tomorrow

Squid Viscous's picture

someone once said "red fish, blue fish no more Jewfish" ... now it's properly referred to as a "Goliath Grouper"... but still kind of looks like Yellen et. al.

pods's picture

But I would kiss the grouper before pushing it back out to sea.  Think it has a slightly smaller mouth as well.  Maybe I am confusing the corn dog girl?

pods

drendebe10's picture

duh..... what else would anyone expect from a divisive, incompetent, arrogant, narcissistic pathologically lying, illegal alien indonesian kenyan muslim sociopathic ignorant fudge packer in chief only interested in its grand imperial golf life style....

A Nanny Moose's picture

Shovelling that horseshit creates jobs.

ebworthen's picture

I see he has a wall of idiots again.

Stop lying you fuckers.

Hang the banksters.

End the FED.

cpzimmon's picture

All those "idiots" are educated by the mainstream media and government lies. That makes them "muppets" as well as "idiots".

Ms. Erable's picture

Slightly on-topic; long, but worth the read: The Pig Trap

Tucson Tom's picture

The "Pig Trap" is spot on! thanks for the link.

newsguy68's picture
Land Grab: EPA Requesting Jurisdiction Over All Public And Private Streams In The US http://wealthydebates.com/epa-requesting-jurisdiction-public-private-streams-us/
hoist the bs flag's picture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTsSh3_plcE

little Killing Joke tune for this.

Western sponsored civil wars, famine and disorder
Consolidate all currencies, erode all national borders
Mass migrations, demonstrations, voices getting louder
World Trade Center seven wasn't hit but turned to powder

Sit back, enjoy
A three dimensional screening
Of the end of the world

Baxter's caught out sending spores
Vaccinations for the poor
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up

Holocaust begin to roar
Be prepared for martial law
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up
Endgame, endgame

Institutions, corporations, a silent hand endorses
Measuring and quantifying all the earth's resources
Satellite technology maps all the water sources
Every acre of arable land protected by private forces

Sit back, enjoy
A three dimensional screening
Of the end of the world

Baxter's caught out sending spores
Vaccinations for the poor
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up

Holocaust begin to roar
Be prepared for martial law
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up
Endgame, endgame

Correlate with population, analyze the data
Everybody's looking inside humanity's empty larder
Diversion of the rivers just to water slave plantations
Inmates who were citizens from one's proud sovereign nations

Sit back, enjoy
A three dimensional screening
Of the end of the world

Baxter's caught out sending spores
Vaccinations for the poor
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up

Holocaust begin to roar
Be prepared for martial law
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up
Endgame, endgame

Correlate with population, analyze the data
Everybody's looking inside humanity's empty larder
Correlate with population, analyze the data

Western sponsored civil wars, famine and disorder
Consolidate all currencies, erode all national borders
Mass migrations, demonstrations, voices getting louder
World Trade Center seven wasn't hit but turned to powder
Endgame, endgame

Theta_Burn's picture

Awsome

Just seen a Biden pc. about his aviator glasses, and on select hung over days his signature will read only "VP"

TrustWho's picture

Not my fault you have no job my man. I saved you from Bush. Remember, I saved your ass.

nightshiftsucks's picture

And Bush saved us fom Cinton and the Tech bubble.

NOTaREALmerican's picture

And Clinton saved us from _______________

And Reagan saved us from_______________

And Carter saved us from _______________

And, yet,  here we are: Fucked.   

replaceme's picture

Sleeves rolled up, check.  Bile in my mouth?  Check.

Squid Viscous's picture

goog and ibm shitting the bed... no worries we open green tomorrow comrades - yellen uber alles!                           

Whoa Dammit's picture

Even the hand picked audience looks totally stone faced- no one is buying his crap 'cause they don't have any money.

replaceme's picture

That's funny, they had to scan the audience to find the clappers.  Somebody tell the background singers when to clap.

drendebe10's picture

Hahahahaha..... the arrogant, narcissistic, lying, illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic fudge packer in chief has no new clothes....

Emergency Ward's picture

They are going to have to resort to canned applause (and canned laughter at the lame attempts at humor) with the cameras panning away from the audience.

NOTaREALmerican's picture

And just think, in just a few short years the (R)etards and (D)umbasses will be spewing bullshit about which Team is best for:

The children
The trrrsss
The fornicating-harlots
"Those people"
The male 5th appendage
Global Warming
The troops

(Did I miss any?)

McMolotov's picture

"If you elect me as president, fornicating harlots will always have my support."

F.A. Hayek's picture

This is the equivalent of Joe Biden yesterday telling the Boston Marathon bomb victims that it was all worth it in the end. Cue the gimp and the homeless waif in the audience and fire up the EBT printing press. Fucking thieves.

Squid Viscous's picture

no mention of FBI "tracking" the tsaernev brothers for years before?

F.A. Hayek's picture

I know. Weird there was also no mention they were funded by the liberal utopian dream, courtesy of the half of us who are paying taxes. Even stranger there was no mention they were representatives of the religion of peace, or that CAIR decries their heinous actions. He must have had an off day.

Battleaxe's picture

Yesterday was the 1st anniversary of the largest use to date of "Shelter In Place" which has been used repeatedly since and boils down to imposition of short-term martial law at whim with illegal searches without warrants (all for "public safety" of course).

Battleaxe's picture

Police departments love this Shelter In Place bullshit though because it gives them a chance to trot out their swat teams and run their newly acquired heavy military style vehicles around and show the populace that they'd better not stick their necks out and try to do anything about the corrupt government or they'll be smashed down.

Dr. Engali's picture

Fuck him. I'm not subjecting myself to this asshole.

ejmoosa's picture

I believe the BEA paints a pretty good picture of where things were headed before winter actually got here.

 

Fourth quarter of 2013: State personal income growth slowed in California, Texas, New York, 

Florida, and 27 smaller states in the fourth quarter of 2013"

 

http://www.bea.gov/scb/pdf/2014/04%20April/0414_state_personal_income.pdf

 

 

ebworthen's picture

Corporations don't want to pay to train anyone, and they want the cheapest most obedient drones possible.

Corporations use HR departments to churn employees through the meat grinder.

They'll give you three titles before they give you a 1% raise.

They don't give a shit about their employees.

It's all words.

rtalcott's picture

Yes...back in the daze when I was working I hired smart people who had a good technical background...people I thought could and would learn what they needed to solve the problems...and this worked well...now employers want someone who knows EXACTLY about the shit they are doing and of course this is often impossible to find...sowhat do we do...hire someone on a work visa...it's cheaper....but often they are hiring inexpensive drones and these people may be able to solves today'sproblem but probably won't be able to adapt to tomorrow's.