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While Fed's Fisher explains how Fed policy has benefited the rich, President Obama (and Joe Biden) are in front of the teleprompter to explain how great it all is for the rest of Americans...

  • *OBAMA SAYS STOCK MARKET SOARING, TOO MANY AMERICANS STRUGGLING

cue class warfare...

 

 

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Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:19 | 4666593 RacerX
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ugh this asshole again, shoveling the same tired horseshit he's been shoveling. He/they have absolutely no clue how to get the economy going... or else they are purposely keeping it stalled.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:22 | 4666615 Occams_Chainsaw
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It's good to be the King.....

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:27 | 4666639 ilion
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It's good to have Obama president if you belong to the top 1% of the country. I belong to the bottom 99%. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:29 | 4666652 ParkAveFlasher
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Is it me, or does his half-fro have a little bit of Nork to it?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:30 | 4666657 flacon
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Fuck you piece of shit bastard Obama and you son of a cucumber Biden. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:37 | 4666686 Battleaxe
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I can't stand to look at or listen to this fucker any more either, or Biden, but let us not forget that the republicans are NO BETTER. The entire system is CORRUPT and our elections are a BOUGHT AND PAID FOR SCAM!

Gentlemen, LIGHT YOUR TORCHES!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:45 | 4666707 max2205
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Did he top pick the market?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:40 | 4666908 TruthInSunshine
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Obama is the greatest stock analyst in all of history, telling all Americans that they "might want to think about buying some stocks" near the absolute bottom in 2009 in the Rose Garden, while scratching the side of his nose.

This may be his bear call, ringing the bell.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 21:32 | 4667778 MontgomeryScott
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The economy IS better!

The messiah, Obama, promised us 'shovel-ready jobs', and I got a pic to prove that the economy HAS these now!

http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=gravedigging+pictures&qpvt=gravedigg...

For those who don't like the Bing search, I figure it's as bad as any other. I tried to get Photobucket, but, um...

Obama is the greatest stock analyst in all of history...

YES, and Hitler was a DaVinci!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 22:16 | 4667964 eatthebanksters
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Until this presser 60% of the population believes Obama lies about everything...now its everyone but the Obamphone lady and her ilk...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:28 | 4666865 James-Morrison
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Watching these dorks is proof enough: Never vote for an Incumbant.

We're stuck watching old idiots twice as long as is humanely tolerable.

Even new dorks are better, for a change...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:31 | 4666665 Xibalba
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this fluffy nigga...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:32 | 4666673 flacon
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Whigger not nigga. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:42 | 4666699 pigs-n-space
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KING ASSHOLE, not my king. Tired of this crap. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:27 | 4666643 McMolotov
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Whatchu talkin' 'bout? The economy is going gang-busters! Dow up 350 points in 27 hours? That's gotta be a record!

I can't believe how much better the economy has gotten over the past day. The JCP in the local mall has decided to stay open because it practically sold out of everything. The herd of Walmartians who normally swipe their EBTs have taken to paying with cash since they all found jobs paying six figures. The twenty houses that have been for sale in my neighborhood for the past six months all sold overnight. And the old lady next door can suddenly live like a queen on her savings, and she's traded her Fancy Feast for fillet mignon...

Things are looking up! Thank you, President Obama! You gave us a phone, you gonna do moar!!!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:32 | 4666672 spastic_colon
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GOOG down AH..........IBM down AH.........DOW plus 200 tomorrow

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:46 | 4666705 Squid Viscous
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someone once said "red fish, blue fish no more Jewfish" ... now it's properly referred to as a "Goliath Grouper"... but still kind of looks like Yellen et. al.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:10 | 4666804 pods
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But I would kiss the grouper before pushing it back out to sea.  Think it has a slightly smaller mouth as well.  Maybe I am confusing the corn dog girl?

pods

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:38 | 4666691 drendebe10
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duh..... what else would anyone expect from a divisive, incompetent, arrogant, narcissistic pathologically lying, illegal alien indonesian kenyan muslim sociopathic ignorant fudge packer in chief only interested in its grand imperial golf life style....

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 19:39 | 4667360 A Nanny Moose
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Shovelling that horseshit creates jobs.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:19 | 4666594 ebworthen
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I see he has a wall of idiots again.

Stop lying you fuckers.

Hang the banksters.

End the FED.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:29 | 4666654 cpzimmon
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All those "idiots" are educated by the mainstream media and government lies. That makes them "muppets" as well as "idiots".

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:39 | 4666694 Ms. Erable
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Slightly on-topic; long, but worth the read: The Pig Trap

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 20:58 | 4667652 Tucson Tom
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The "Pig Trap" is spot on! thanks for the link.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:19 | 4666597 newsguy68
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Land Grab: EPA Requesting Jurisdiction Over All Public And Private Streams In The US http://wealthydebates.com/epa-requesting-jurisdiction-public-private-streams-us/
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:49 | 4666711 hoist the bs flag
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTsSh3_plcE

little Killing Joke tune for this.

Western sponsored civil wars, famine and disorder
Consolidate all currencies, erode all national borders
Mass migrations, demonstrations, voices getting louder
World Trade Center seven wasn't hit but turned to powder

Sit back, enjoy
A three dimensional screening
Of the end of the world

Baxter's caught out sending spores
Vaccinations for the poor
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up

Holocaust begin to roar
Be prepared for martial law
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up
Endgame, endgame

Institutions, corporations, a silent hand endorses
Measuring and quantifying all the earth's resources
Satellite technology maps all the water sources
Every acre of arable land protected by private forces

Sit back, enjoy
A three dimensional screening
Of the end of the world

Baxter's caught out sending spores
Vaccinations for the poor
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up

Holocaust begin to roar
Be prepared for martial law
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up
Endgame, endgame

Correlate with population, analyze the data
Everybody's looking inside humanity's empty larder
Diversion of the rivers just to water slave plantations
Inmates who were citizens from one's proud sovereign nations

Sit back, enjoy
A three dimensional screening
Of the end of the world

Baxter's caught out sending spores
Vaccinations for the poor
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up

Holocaust begin to roar
Be prepared for martial law
Shock by shock
We're all starting to wake up
Endgame, endgame

Correlate with population, analyze the data
Everybody's looking inside humanity's empty larder
Correlate with population, analyze the data

Western sponsored civil wars, famine and disorder
Consolidate all currencies, erode all national borders
Mass migrations, demonstrations, voices getting louder
World Trade Center seven wasn't hit but turned to powder
Endgame, endgame

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 19:06 | 4667245 thethirdcoast
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I like KJ, but I see that and raise you GnR:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWaqtG9eRgA

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:24 | 4666605 Theta_Burn
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Awsome

Just seen a Biden pc. about his aviator glasses, and on select hung over days his signature will read only "VP"

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:20 | 4666606 TrustWho
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Not my fault you have no job my man. I saved you from Bush. Remember, I saved your ass.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:27 | 4666646 nightshiftsucks
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And Bush saved us fom Cinton and the Tech bubble.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:29 | 4666655 NOTaREALmerican
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And Clinton saved us from _______________

And Reagan saved us from_______________

And Carter saved us from _______________

And, yet,  here we are: Fucked.   

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:20 | 4666607 replaceme
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Sleeves rolled up, check.  Bile in my mouth?  Check.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:26 | 4666610 Squid Viscous
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goog and ibm shitting the bed... no worries we open green tomorrow comrades - yellen uber alles!                           

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:22 | 4666616 Whoa Dammit
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Even the hand picked audience looks totally stone faced- no one is buying his crap 'cause they don't have any money.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:23 | 4666619 replaceme
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That's funny, they had to scan the audience to find the clappers.  Somebody tell the background singers when to clap.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:45 | 4666709 drendebe10
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Hahahahaha..... the arrogant, narcissistic, lying, illegal indonesian kenyan alien muslim sociopathic fudge packer in chief has no new clothes....

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 21:05 | 4667678 Emergency Ward
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They are going to have to resort to canned applause (and canned laughter at the lame attempts at humor) with the cameras panning away from the audience.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:23 | 4666620 NOTaREALmerican
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And just think, in just a few short years the (R)etards and (D)umbasses will be spewing bullshit about which Team is best for:

The children
The trrrsss
The fornicating-harlots
"Those people"
The male 5th appendage
Global Warming
The troops

(Did I miss any?)

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:24 | 4666623 i_call_you_my_base
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The American Dream!!!!!!!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:31 | 4666658 McMolotov
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"If you elect me as president, fornicating harlots will always have my support."

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 21:44 | 4667649 Emergency Ward
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tHe Free Syringe Army.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:24 | 4666621 F.A. Hayek
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This is the equivalent of Joe Biden yesterday telling the Boston Marathon bomb victims that it was all worth it in the end. Cue the gimp and the homeless waif in the audience and fire up the EBT printing press. Fucking thieves.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:39 | 4666693 Squid Viscous
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no mention of FBI "tracking" the tsaernev brothers for years before?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:59 | 4666768 F.A. Hayek
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I know. Weird there was also no mention they were funded by the liberal utopian dream, courtesy of the half of us who are paying taxes. Even stranger there was no mention they were representatives of the religion of peace, or that CAIR decries their heinous actions. He must have had an off day.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 19:50 | 4666752 Battleaxe
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Yesterday was the 1st anniversary of the largest use to date of "Shelter In Place" which has been used repeatedly since and boils down to imposition of short-term martial law at whim with illegal searches without warrants (all for "public safety" of course).

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 09:51 | 4668041 Battleaxe
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Police departments love this Shelter In Place bullshit though because it gives them a chance to trot out their swat teams and run their newly acquired heavy military style vehicles around and show the populace that they'd better not stick their necks out and try to do anything about the corrupt government or they'll be smashed down.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:24 | 4666624 Dr. Engali
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Fuck him. I'm not subjecting myself to this asshole.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:24 | 4666633 ejmoosa
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I believe the BEA paints a pretty good picture of where things were headed before winter actually got here.

 

Fourth quarter of 2013: State personal income growth slowed in California, Texas, New York, 

Florida, and 27 smaller states in the fourth quarter of 2013"

 

http://www.bea.gov/scb/pdf/2014/04%20April/0414_state_personal_income.pdf

 

 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:25 | 4666634 ebworthen
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Corporations don't want to pay to train anyone, and they want the cheapest most obedient drones possible.

Corporations use HR departments to churn employees through the meat grinder.

They'll give you three titles before they give you a 1% raise.

They don't give a shit about their employees.

It's all words.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:34 | 4666671 rtalcott
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Yes...back in the daze when I was working I hired smart people who had a good technical background...people I thought could and would learn what they needed to solve the problems...and this worked well...now employers want someone who knows EXACTLY about the shit they are doing and of course this is often impossible to find...sowhat do we do...hire someone on a work visa...it's cheaper....but often they are hiring inexpensive drones and these people may be able to solves today'sproblem but probably won't be able to adapt to tomorrow's.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:27 | 4666640 alien-IQ
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From the looks of that profit/employment chart, the "class warfare" already started and ended...and the winner seems fairly fucking obvious.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:27 | 4666641 Rainman
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JugEars did do a masterful job of increasing the number of top one percenters... just your average kleptocrat who wants everybody to fall for that trickle down scam .

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:28 | 4666644 rtalcott
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Green Shoots man...Green 'effing Shoots...

And Shovel Ready!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:35 | 4666680 Ms. Erable
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Summer of Recovery VI, coming to a Main Street near you! It's even better than the first five - more action, more explosions, more money printing, and more words that mean absolutely nothing when strung together!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:29 | 4666648 lakecity55
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Fucking homo commie

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:45 | 4666715 drendebe10
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aka fudge packer in chief....

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:47 | 4666720 drendebe10
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...oh, yea.... and don't forget about the wookie....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVAXqKugXkg

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:14 | 4666814 SharkBit
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Dude looks like a lady!  Or is it lady looks like a dude?

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:30 | 4666659 dr.charlemagne
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If ever there was a TOP-TIC sign...............

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:31 | 4666660 cpzimmon
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That  fucker has no clue of what he's talking about.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:34 | 4666678 NOTaREALmerican
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All a politician is supposed to do is create soothing bullshit for the Party True-Believers.    As long as the true-believers get some bullshit to repeat to each other and the non-believers, he's done his job.

AWK:  Images for red and blue lory bird

 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:31 | 4666667 i_call_you_my_base
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Isn't it what you always wanted Obama? The wealth effect of juicing the stock market and real estate markets? The entire economic team you hired believes in trickle down economics and you bought it! Obama, the trickle down president!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 18:31 | 4667125 booboo
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Right, the only guy that could make a living selling the evils of trickle down economics has managed to pull off an even more kleptonomic system of "Trickle Up". Only this Whigga could fuck that one up. Tells me he has totally bamboozled his fawning fans into feeling special while getting raped. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:40 | 4666697 Ignatius
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There is class war and the regular Joe is losing.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:42 | 4666700 wmbz
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Obozo truly is a pathetic peice of shit!

"Don't pee on my head, then tell me it's raining"

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:44 | 4666702 GeorgeHayduke
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Cue class warfare? When did it ever stop? Did I miss something?

The wealthy have been at war with everyone else for decades in this country. Didn't they hire mercenaries to kill or injure striking miners, anarchists, labor leaders, farm workers and the like? When has the same been done to them at any point in US history?

Also, wealthy people essentially own politics in this country. They get to decide who gets to the point of getting elected. This is all presented as the way it should be, not as their war on the non-wealthy. But as soon as someone yells bullshit, oh, oh....class war, class war. Gotta love how the slaves love their slavery.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:53 | 4666741 MFL8240
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Stock market up before the great depression too clown!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:55 | 4666755 MFL8240
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I now see why the stock market has been run up 400 Dow points in 3 days on nothing but shit economic reports.  The liar needed it higher so he could make this speech and of course, Yellen and the JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs team of liars and crooks obliged.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 16:58 | 4666764 1stepcloser
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God I wish I had the power to put 10year T-Bills just at 6%.  Then have him explain it again...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:03 | 4666780 Yen Cross
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    I wonder if ZERO's wall of puppets got free "Zerocare" cavity searches for being props to his blathering BS fest...

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 18:36 | 4667142 are we there yet
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Very little of Obama is a known truth. Even Machelle Obama is largely a blank. Dispite going on countless taxpayer vacations there is not a single picture ever of Machelle in a swimsuit, ever. Go try to google 'Machelle Obama swimsuit'.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 18:39 | 4667154 MedicalQuack
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Sebelius was bad enough not being able to distinguish virtual world values with looking for algo fairies versus real world and now these two as well? 

This is how they get fooled, Paul Wilmott video clips, you want 100 bottles of beer, well it might be 80 or might be 200 but it's never going to be 100 bottes of beer as you want...non linear reports and studies take you right into the virtual worlds.  Right now we the virtual worlds just pounding the real world. 

http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2014/04/it-will-never-be-100-bottles-of-b...

What do we get as consumers, "put another app on the fire" and go fix yourself:)  All these apps are not working in the real world as modeled as "people don't work that way" to quote former Goldman black box quant Emanuel Derman..he's right. 

http://ducknetweb.blogspot.com/2014/04/heres-app-now-go-fix-yourself-why...

The over inflated values of the stock virtual worlds are interfering with the little that we have left in the real world. 

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 20:54 | 4667631 dizzyfingers
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Obama And Biden

Eat shit and die!

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 22:00 | 4667885 rosiescenario
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Biden, Obama, Pelosi, Reid.....if in need of a quick purgative, anyone of these will do.

 

Say you just mistook the turpentine for your usual shot of tequila....don't waste your time dialing up the poison center....hit a YouTube for any of these names and presto puke.

Wed, 04/16/2014 - 22:33 | 4668008 AdvancingTime
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President Obama does not understand business and basic economics. I screamed foul when I heard the USPS made a special deal with Amazon to do Sunday deliveries in two cities. This is wrong on several counts. The first and biggest reason is that the USPS is an extension of the US Government and a money losing one at that.

This is more proof Washington understands nothing. This hurts all the smaller mom and pop businesses and brick and mortar stores in a community. This makes government an alliance to a company built on exploiting those who provide jobs to us on the most basic level.The article below delves into how misguided these clowns are.

http://brucewilds.blogspot.com/2013/11/usps-and-amazon-another-unholy-al...

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!