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An impromptu press conference... on Obamacare but we are sure there'll be time to poke the bear...



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Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:44 | 4670614 smlbizman
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why do you punish me zerohedge...what have i ever done to you......

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:47 | 4670628 ApollyonDestroy
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.45 to the dome

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:54 | 4670660 ZerOhead
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So Barry says he's against Russian interference in the Ukraine.

When this goes to Q&A I just bet that the MSM is going to skewer him about the $5B spent to destabilize the Ukraine and Nulands selection of Yatsies Ratsies as the official government.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:56 | 4670667 DoChenRollingBearing
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Drone.  Blather.  Blah, blah, blah.

Maybe I'll go take a walk...

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:03 | 4670689 El Oregonian
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Dumbass, he made me puke up a perfectly good hoagie! The lying bastard.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:14 | 4670721 smlbizman
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why does mr. hankey come to my mind?

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:23 | 4670766 Slave
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How to tell when you're being sold another war

And if you look in the comments you'll see that everybody is buying this shit. The connection you're supposed to make: Putin registers Jews. Putin = Hitler. Hitler had to be stopped. Putin must be stopped! Christ, I thought the first person who brought up Hitler or Nazis was the loser in a political argument? What the fuck happened to that? Is everybody forgetting the first round of protests in the Ukraine? You know...the ones we were told by our media that were good? There were Nazis there too (proven by wiretapping to be financed by us and colluding with us and the EU). Then we get our puppet regime installed in the Ukraine... Now suddenly protests are bad. Look over there! There's Nazi's protesting...THIS IS BAD. They are taking over government buildings (just like last time). THIS IS BAD. OMG they are registering Jews!! Hitler! Hitler! Putin is Hitler! Anybody else getting whiplash from the bullshit? So the same people who were working with the Nazis before (US) who want a proxy war in the Ukraine (again, US) are now handing out fliers to Jews telling them to register (once again, US) and now we have to go kick some Russian ass. Remember when they were cooking this shit up all last year making a big deal about anti-gay policy from Russia, etc. During the Olympics too. This whole ordeal has been coming for a while, and none of their bullshit reasons are justifying it. Am I really supposed to care about Russia annexing an island without firing a shot, that voted overwhelmingly to join Russia? I thought we liked democracy? Oh wait, they'll tell you the vote was rigged. Let's then let's look at the demographics: Is it rigged when everybody in D.C. votes for Democrats to keep their job? Is it rigged when almost every Mormon in Utah votes for a social conservative? Is it rigged when 95% of blacks vote for the first black president? ..... The economy must really be bad if they want to tango with another world power (who by the way has even more nukes than us)... just because the EU tried to make more debt slaves out of the entire Ukraine and Putin pissed in their cheerios...and he's not done. And I'm no Putin cheerleader, that little skit with him and Snowden today was complete bullshit (and I am a big Snowden fan). Must be how Snowden earns his keep? I'd rather live here than in Russia, as would any sane person. I'm very grateful for being born here, no place else I'd rather be. But WHAT THE FUCK? How many proxy wars have they been trying to start since the Afghan drawdown? This must be like the 6th we need more stimulus because QE is ending or something?
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:19 | 4670907 Husk-Erzulie
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Point taken.  What, Putin's boys don't get Viagra?

You are right, unfortunately the registering Jews things looks exactly like a NATO/NeoCon sales job.  If it is that, then I have to say, I can't believe the idiots think they can take on Russia.  Then again, I guess we all know they really are that stupid and that irresponsible.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:31 | 4670945 kchrisc
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I'd register my Jews before my guns. Is that wrong?!

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:52 | 4671002 maskone909
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its wrong if you have an uzi, which is an isreali piece ;P

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 18:55 | 4671148 A Nanny Moose
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You ask too many questions. Men with badges will escort you to the nearest re-edewkayshun facility.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:36 | 4670818 10mm
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Hoagie? Must be in the Philly Tri State area.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:05 | 4670695 Winston Churchill
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Enough to drive you back to drink.
The world is full of arseholes , it was only a matter
of time before one became president.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:22 | 4670764 gcjohns1971
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You mean the rest weren't arseholes too?

I thought it was a job requirement and part of the screening process...

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 01:43 | 4672245 Boris Alatovkrap
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Clinton is first black president, so now Amerika is first asshole president.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:35 | 4670813 drendebe10
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....correction, fudge packer in chief...

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:42 | 4670830 lakecity55
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Fudge packer and dipstick licker!

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:10 | 4670889 oklaboy
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rump ranger

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 18:03 | 4671035 lakecity55
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Aficionado of the Hershey Highway.

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 00:31 | 4672137 DeusHedge
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Please don't mock my white president.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:45 | 4670840 Blues Traveler
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Oblunder "my fellow Merkins (google it), as you know, I am non-certified/recognized constitutional lawyer, I don't have enough hours to get a degree but did write some opinions for a cartoon mag nor have I ever had to make budget or manage anything which means I am highly qualified to operate in a state of ingorance, confusion and self interest.  So, let me be clear and take comfort that our founding fathers misinterperted their own writing of the constituion.  They had the wrong deinition for Truths and civil liberties, among including that they actually meant to authorize one branch of goverment and that the will of the people is more important than the merkins, under my leadership I have awarded my handlers by taken over industries, destroyed healthcare, exponentially increased unemployment by creating the part time economy, persecuted and now I have the press liking the chee do off my balls...."

As bad as congress/president are, no one is as guilty as the American Press, public enemy #1.


Thu, 04/17/2014 - 18:49 | 4671158 A Nanny Moose
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That is an insult to arsholes. Sociopathy is the defining characteristic of anyone seeking public office. The level of sociopathy is exponentially correlated with the level of official capacity and social control (i.e. Little League board < school board < city council < state legislature < CONgress < FLOTUS)

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:07 | 4670696 Manthong
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um.. why don't we understand that we ARE NOT SUPPOSED to have a fearless leader jammed in our faces and shoved up our butts every freakin moment of the day?

geez.. the man of steel and his buddy the corporal were never that intrusive.. and their posters were everywhere.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:09 | 4670885 Berspankme
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All facist leaders commandeered the press 24/7. The first move is to control the message that gets out to the sheeple. Obama makes Baghdad Bob look honest

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:07 | 4670704 McMolotov
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Go read some of the comments on Yahoo articles sometime. Apparently no money was spent and Nuland never said "Fuck the EU." It's all just wild conspiracy theory, and if you disagree you're either racist or a Putin-lover.

What bothers me isn't so much that Americans for the most part are ignorant, it's that they're lazy. The ignorance is willful. There's simply no excuse not to know easily verifiable facts in the age of the internet, but it's easier to sit in front of the boob tube and be spoon fed only the side of the story that the government wants you to hear.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:20 | 4670756 gcjohns1971
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But McMolotov, I've been reading your posts and those same points could easily apply to you from a different perspective. 

Glass houses, stones and all that?

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:34 | 4670810 McMolotov
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Putin's a tough-guy asshole, and I've said as much plenty of times. What's astounding, though, is that folks refuse to go back to the beginning of this mess — a mess with Uncle Sam's fingerprints all over it.

And by fingerprints, I mean easily verifiable evidence, just like at a crime scene.

There's no doubt that both sides are propagandizing the hell out of this situation, but one side is directly responsible for causing the fiasco in the first place. And as hard as you may try, ignoring that fact doesn't simply make it go away.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:50 | 4670850 ZerOhead
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Everyone agrees one side is just itching for a fight. But is the instigator Russia or the USA?

Fri, 04/18/2014 - 01:46 | 4672249 Boris Alatovkrap
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Lazy of Amerika is measure by chassis sag of Walmart scooter.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:52 | 4670824 ZerOhead
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That's if they are interested in what's going on at all which they have proven time and time again they aren't.

I feel sorry for Edward Snowden when he finally puts 2 + 2 together and figures out his sacrifice was probably all for naught.

These are pleasure seeking creatures in need of stimulation and entertainment that requires no critical thought processes or effort at all. Period. Worthless consumers of endless crap.

Do you really want to put your ass on the line for these cattle?

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:41 | 4670829 813kml
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Most Americans will be no great loss to humanity.  The obese still haven't made the connection that it's the shit they stuff in their mouth that makes them fat, you can't expect them to attempt to understand world politics.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:44 | 4670837 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Willfully ignorant you nailed it bro.... +1000

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:45 | 4670838 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:30 | 4670923 socalbeach
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There was, and probably still is, a multiple choice test by the Mathematical Association of America.  If there were 5 possible answers, they would add the number of correct answers, and subtract off 1/4 of the wrong answers.  So if you guessed randomly you would end up with a score of zero, on average. In other words, there was no benefit to guessing if you couldn't eliminate at least one of the choices.  Apparently the test was difficult, and some people ended up with negative scores.

If there were a way to take take everything some of those Yahoo posters think is true that is, and subtract off what they think is true but is false, I'm not sure many of them would end up with a positive number.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:55 | 4670662 smlbizman
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is anyone else having the problem were the sound keeps coming back on....

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:03 | 4670691 NotApplicable
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What sound?

Flashblock is your friend.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:58 | 4670676 GrinandBearit
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Too good for him.  Use a 50 cal... get the job done right.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:55 | 4670665 post turtle saver
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nice to see Pooty Poot finally come clean on what everyone knew to be true...

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:11 | 4670723 McMolotov
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Now the question is whether Barry will admit what everyone knows to be true: that we orchestrated a coup and have mercenaries operating in a foreign country halfway around the world.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:54 | 4670855 ZerOhead
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$5 billion says he won't...

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:30 | 4670936 Husk-Erzulie
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InterTubez rumor has it that around 20 mercs were captured.  Who knows... there is this vid though.

If it's fake, it's pretty damn creative.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:56 | 4670670 TaperProof
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Typical, speaking lots of words, saying nothing.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:57 | 4670674 RafterManFMJ
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Do as I do; get a bottle of Jack, turn the volume down and put either that circus big top theme or the Benny Hill Show theme on repeat.

Every time he makes a calculated, obviously false hand movement take a pull from the bottle. You might need 2 bottles.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:34 | 4670808 drendebe10
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....more  endless false gumflapping lapped up by the sheeple from the arrogant narcissistic lying illegal alien indonesian kenyan muslim sociopathic fudge packer in chief only interested in its grand imperial golf life style.... 

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:45 | 4670617 fonzannoon
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"Let me be clear, i'm cool with a 3rd term, so let's just go ahead right now and make it official"

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:57 | 4670652 813kml
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"I just want to assure the American public that radiation sickness will be covered under the Affordable Care Act, after you meet your $1,000,000 deductible."

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:46 | 4670619 El Vaquero
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What a fucking liar.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:10 | 4670714 g'kar
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81% of murikans agree with you. Dicktators don't care though.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:46 | 4670624 ReallySparky
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What's with the Purple Tie?  Putin would never own one.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:55 | 4670666 Dr. Engali
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His coming out tie.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:03 | 4670693 F.A. Hayek
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His subliminal message that he's with the Christians and doesn't follow the religion of peace on the eve of this easter weekend.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:26 | 4670784 sixsigma cygnus...
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Purple was historically the color reserved for royalty.  Just sayin...

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:47 | 4670627 Dr. Engali
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Nothing says third World tinpot dictator like daily public addresses.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:47 | 4670629 rtalcott
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Kansas - Carry On My Wayward Son (live)

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:06 | 4670702 detached.amusement
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Brockie would have made an exponentially better prez

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:50 | 4670630 rtalcott
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Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:48 | 4670631 oklaboy
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please not now I just ate.....................

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:49 | 4670638 fonzannoon
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anyone remember when Bush used to walk up to the microphone and the market would immediately drop 250 points?

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:48 | 4670633 takeaction
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Let me grab my list out of my pocket...Ahhhh these are the questions that I have already been briefed we go.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:01 | 4670686 smlbizman
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thats a lie...they told me they dont do that....and if i cant believe the big o...whom can i believe...

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:52 | 4670636 Blankenstein
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"we need to move on"  (in re  ACA)


You must accept everything we do whether the people agree with it or not

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:49 | 4670639 oklaboy
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shut the volume off and watch, you can see his deception..

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:12 | 4670724 NYPoke
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Shut the volume off & play Pink Floyd.  It'll all make sense.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:26 | 4670780 Ariadne
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Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:37 | 4670821 lakecity55
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shut the volume off, play Pink Floyd, drop acid and drink 27 beers and you will agree with him.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:14 | 4670899 Berspankme
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Wouldn't you have to pretend Reggie was up your ass too?

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 18:01 | 4671028 lakecity55
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No, I would not go that far.

Bath House would.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:49 | 4670640 SmilinJoeFizzion
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Did he warn the ladies in that audience that they may faint  prior to this presser

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:56 | 4670647 22winmag
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Our European allies? The ones we spy on or the ones who piss on us?


Did O'bomber really just say this whole "excercise" was bad for Russia? Let me see, they gained valuable territory and had their overdue bills paid. Seems like a great deal. Then he goes on to say 30 millions illegals getting amnesty would be good for our economy!

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:53 | 4670650 Inthemix96
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Let me be clear,

I have put this on for my 1.5 year old Jack Russell called 'Frank' and even he is looking at the clown lop sided and full of hatred for this idiot cunt dressed up in a suit.  Hes even growling at some points which just isnt like my little four legged friend.

I am nearly sure when this telepromting twat spoke about being clear he even growled 'Cunt' at the laptop.

A really nice, even minded dog is my 'Frank', he hates them all, every last one of the fuck sticks.

Good dog.


Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:08 | 4670708 Rip van Wrinkle
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You crack me up, mixy!!



Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:12 | 4670726 gcjohns1971
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JRs are smart that way.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:20 | 4670913 Taffy Lewis
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Are you Frank Zappa's son? (that's meant as a compliment!)

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:54 | 4670659 WhiteWolf
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I saw John Hinkley Jr. In the audience !!!

He is on work release by order ....Barak Hussein 

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:11 | 4670719 LFMayor
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We need to send Hinkley a little note.  "Sorry to break this to you suddenly, John, but i happened to catch Jodie Foster hugging and kissing President Obama the other day".

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:57 | 4670668 Blankenstein
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"It's the Republicans' fault  blah blah blah ......."


I thought this was a press conference, not a political commercial

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 15:56 | 4670671 GrinandBearit
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More and more lies... one right after another. 

President Pinocchio.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:02 | 4670687 RafterManFMJ
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I predict within his next 10 pressers, he'll be wearing a comically small red fez type hat as he gesticulates.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:05 | 4670698 q99x2
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The NWO is not doing their job. This fucking TOTUS sucks. We demand  a replacement..

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:11 | 4670720 gcjohns1971
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You know? I expect that might also in fact be part of what this is about.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:06 | 4670701 LFMayor
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Obama explains that he still has his assorted forces, uhhhh, amassed.   Along the BLM/Bundy border, as a form of intimidation.

no ughhhhhh wait.  We're talking about Ukraine here, and they speak Austrian.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:10 | 4670713 F.A. Hayek
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Throw another shrimp on the barbie!

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:34 | 4670809 lakecity55
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....and, they have "corpse-men."

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:06 | 4670703 intric8
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Im no obozo fan, but if mccain were prez we'd be mounting a Russian offensive and taxpayer subsidizing thousands of drilled oil holes across the russian tundra

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:23 | 4670771 Battleaxe
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Dems and Repubs are ALL CORRUPT! All working for the long-term agenda and each party is half of a coconut shell in the big shell game.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:30 | 4670793 intric8
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True, dat. The republicans will strip the liberties and oppress every free nation on earth. The dems are too busy doing that to their own country.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:09 | 4670711 wmbz
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The Obozo heath spooken, don't you feel much better now? He was giving a try at sounding stern.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:11 | 4670722 Hongcha
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The video automatically engages and I hear two seconds of laborious explications for failed policy before I can switch it off.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:13 | 4670732 Confused
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Someone at the end asked about Jews receiving leaflets asking them to self identify. Anyone know what thats about? 

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:24 | 4670775 Confused
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Much appreciated. 

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:32 | 4670800 lakecity55
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"As head of the MB in the USSA, I need your agents to spread these jew documents around, so we know where they are."
"Yes, sir, your Sheikness."

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:53 | 4670995 socalbeach
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It's a hoax.


Ukraine Is Not Ordering Its Jews to Register

BY Julia Ioffe

'Today, the Western press caught up with the Ukrainian rumor mill: apparently, the People's Republic of Donetsk had ordered all Jews over the age of 16 to pay a fee of $50 U.S. and register with the new "authorities," or face loss of citizenship or expulsion. This was laid out in officious-looking fliers pasted on the local synagogue. One local snapped a photo of the fliers and sent it to a friend in Israel, who then took it to the Israeli press and, voila, an international scandal: American Twitter is abuzz with it, Drudge is hawking it, and, today in Geneva, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry slammed the fliers as "grotesque." 

The Donetsk Jewish community dismissed this as "a provocation," which it clearly is. "It's an obvious provocation designed to get this exact response, going all the way up to Kerry," says Fyodr Lukyanov, editor of Russia in Global Affairs. "I have no doubt that there is a sizeable community of anti-Semites on both sides of the barricades, but for one of them to do something this stupid—this is done to compromise the pro-Russian groups in the east."'

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:13 | 4670734 valley chick
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WTF?!  Talking about roads and bridges again.  Frigging guy then says we live in a free market society! What an ass clown!

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:23 | 4670770 intric8
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Unfortunately, 90% of the viewers didnt pick up on that contradiction the way you did. Isnt it amazing how politicians are such talented liars? Its a requisite characteristic

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:17 | 4670746 Sorry_about_Dresden
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They are already planning to spend 100,000,000 on the OBAMA library in Chicago. It will document all the vacations and rounds of golf he has played.

Obama is smart! He took office and immediately went on his 8 year vacation.

His biggest blunder was in South Ossedia when he accepted Russia's offer to use their air space so we could get quagmired in Afghanistan. 

Set upand knocked down.

The Soviet Union crumbled just after pulling out of Afghanistan and America will crumble just the same.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:29 | 4670791 lakecity55
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From Royters News:

"The Bath House Libarary will feature a new Holodeck, where the visitor can play golf with the pResident. A small annex off to the side of the building will hold his presidential paper."

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:24 | 4670773 gcjohns1971
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Vitually this man's every word unleashes an avalache of bureaucrats to complicate my life and consume my income.

Can we have the next president chosen from a hat daily please?

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:27 | 4670785 lakecity55
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Anyone openly wanting to run for the job should be immediately Excluded. By Law.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:26 | 4670782 lakecity55
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"pResident Bath House recites the words of TOTUS"

would be my headline.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:43 | 4670833 Welshman
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On the bbc as soon as a reporter started to ask obama a question they cut of to another story something about kebabs lol

I hate the bbc.

Must of been a question they dont want the masses to know :(

Live feed here does not work for me :(

Great sight BTW ;)

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 16:44 | 4670839 free_lunch
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Common Phrases from Obama:
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:04 | 4670872 sweetwater88
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u sheep should buy some more gold

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:34 | 4670954 kchrisc
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I just had an interesting thought.

Throughout history governments have always wanted us to register our weapons. And then in each pogrom against the Jews governments have always wanted Jews to register themselves.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:38 | 4670962 ronron
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ukraine on my mind. have you seen any clear evidence of russia instigating? have you seen any clear evidence of US instigating? russia is a down vote, US is an up vote. how do you spell intagating?

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:41 | 4670966 kchrisc
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Let me translate:

"The DC US, CIA--that's me--, and our Master-Blaster, Israel, tried to take down the Ukraine. We "epic failed." Now Putin is holding our bonds over our heads and yelling "Nana nana boo boo, stick your head in doo doo..."

So we want the Europeans to send their children over there and stick his head in the "doo doo" for us, and Israel, so that we can save face and hang on to the Petro$ one more year.

What do you say?!"

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:45 | 4670978 SMC
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Lipstick on swine.

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:50 | 4670991 Goldilocks
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William Shakespeare - All The World's A Stage - Monologue - Poetry Reading (1:48)
All The World's A thought experiment (of sorts).

Thu, 04/17/2014 - 17:59 | 4671022 lakecity55
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Another 10 on the Barfomatic Meter.

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