President Obama Discusses Obamacare And The (De)Escalation - Live Feed

Tyler Durden's picture

An impromptu press conference... on Obamacare but we are sure there'll be time to poke the bear...


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smlbizman's picture

why do you punish me zerohedge...what have i ever done to you......

ZerOhead's picture

So Barry says he's against Russian interference in the Ukraine.

When this goes to Q&A I just bet that the MSM is going to skewer him about the $5B spent to destabilize the Ukraine and Nulands selection of Yatsies Ratsies as the official government.

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Drone.  Blather.  Blah, blah, blah.

Maybe I'll go take a walk...

El Oregonian's picture

Dumbass, he made me puke up a perfectly good hoagie! The lying bastard.

Slave's picture

How to tell when you're being sold another war

And if you look in the comments you'll see that everybody is buying this shit. The connection you're supposed to make: Putin registers Jews. Putin = Hitler. Hitler had to be stopped. Putin must be stopped! Christ, I thought the first person who brought up Hitler or Nazis was the loser in a political argument? What the fuck happened to that? Is everybody forgetting the first round of protests in the Ukraine? You know...the ones we were told by our media that were good? There were Nazis there too (proven by wiretapping to be financed by us and colluding with us and the EU). Then we get our puppet regime installed in the Ukraine... Now suddenly protests are bad. Look over there! There's Nazi's protesting...THIS IS BAD. They are taking over government buildings (just like last time). THIS IS BAD. OMG they are registering Jews!! Hitler! Hitler! Putin is Hitler! Anybody else getting whiplash from the bullshit? So the same people who were working with the Nazis before (US) who want a proxy war in the Ukraine (again, US) are now handing out fliers to Jews telling them to register (once again, US) and now we have to go kick some Russian ass. Remember when they were cooking this shit up all last year making a big deal about anti-gay policy from Russia, etc. During the Olympics too. This whole ordeal has been coming for a while, and none of their bullshit reasons are justifying it. Am I really supposed to care about Russia annexing an island without firing a shot, that voted overwhelmingly to join Russia? I thought we liked democracy? Oh wait, they'll tell you the vote was rigged. Let's then let's look at the demographics: Is it rigged when everybody in D.C. votes for Democrats to keep their job? Is it rigged when almost every Mormon in Utah votes for a social conservative? Is it rigged when 95% of blacks vote for the first black president? ..... The economy must really be bad if they want to tango with another world power (who by the way has even more nukes than us)... just because the EU tried to make more debt slaves out of the entire Ukraine and Putin pissed in their cheerios...and he's not done. And I'm no Putin cheerleader, that little skit with him and Snowden today was complete bullshit (and I am a big Snowden fan). Must be how Snowden earns his keep? I'd rather live here than in Russia, as would any sane person. I'm very grateful for being born here, no place else I'd rather be. But WHAT THE FUCK? How many proxy wars have they been trying to start since the Afghan drawdown? This must be like the 6th we need more stimulus because QE is ending or something?
Husk-Erzulie's picture

Point taken.  What, Putin's boys don't get Viagra?

You are right, unfortunately the registering Jews things looks exactly like a NATO/NeoCon sales job.  If it is that, then I have to say, I can't believe the idiots think they can take on Russia.  Then again, I guess we all know they really are that stupid and that irresponsible.

kchrisc's picture

I'd register my Jews before my guns. Is that wrong?!

maskone909's picture

its wrong if you have an uzi, which is an isreali piece ;P

A Nanny Moose's picture

You ask too many questions. Men with badges will escort you to the nearest re-edewkayshun facility.

10mm's picture

Hoagie? Must be in the Philly Tri State area.

Winston Churchill's picture

Enough to drive you back to drink.
The world is full of arseholes , it was only a matter
of time before one became president.

gcjohns1971's picture

You mean the rest weren't arseholes too?

I thought it was a job requirement and part of the screening process...

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Clinton is first black president, so now Amerika is first asshole president.

drendebe10's picture

....correction, fudge packer in chief...

lakecity55's picture

Fudge packer and dipstick licker!

DeusHedge's picture

Please don't mock my white president.

Blues Traveler's picture

Oblunder "my fellow Merkins (google it), as you know, I am non-certified/recognized constitutional lawyer, I don't have enough hours to get a degree but did write some opinions for a cartoon mag nor have I ever had to make budget or manage anything which means I am highly qualified to operate in a state of ingorance, confusion and self interest.  So, let me be clear and take comfort that our founding fathers misinterperted their own writing of the constituion.  They had the wrong deinition for Truths and civil liberties, among including that they actually meant to authorize one branch of goverment and that the will of the people is more important than the merkins, under my leadership I have awarded my handlers by taken over industries, destroyed healthcare, exponentially increased unemployment by creating the part time economy, persecuted and now I have the press liking the chee do off my balls...."

As bad as congress/president are, no one is as guilty as the American Press, public enemy #1.


A Nanny Moose's picture

That is an insult to arsholes. Sociopathy is the defining characteristic of anyone seeking public office. The level of sociopathy is exponentially correlated with the level of official capacity and social control (i.e. Little League board < school board < city council < state legislature < CONgress < FLOTUS)

Manthong's picture

um.. why don't we understand that we ARE NOT SUPPOSED to have a fearless leader jammed in our faces and shoved up our butts every freakin moment of the day?

geez.. the man of steel and his buddy the corporal were never that intrusive.. and their posters were everywhere.

Berspankme's picture

All facist leaders commandeered the press 24/7. The first move is to control the message that gets out to the sheeple. Obama makes Baghdad Bob look honest

McMolotov's picture

Go read some of the comments on Yahoo articles sometime. Apparently no money was spent and Nuland never said "Fuck the EU." It's all just wild conspiracy theory, and if you disagree you're either racist or a Putin-lover.

What bothers me isn't so much that Americans for the most part are ignorant, it's that they're lazy. The ignorance is willful. There's simply no excuse not to know easily verifiable facts in the age of the internet, but it's easier to sit in front of the boob tube and be spoon fed only the side of the story that the government wants you to hear.

gcjohns1971's picture


But McMolotov, I've been reading your posts and those same points could easily apply to you from a different perspective. 

Glass houses, stones and all that?

McMolotov's picture

Putin's a tough-guy asshole, and I've said as much plenty of times. What's astounding, though, is that folks refuse to go back to the beginning of this mess — a mess with Uncle Sam's fingerprints all over it.

And by fingerprints, I mean easily verifiable evidence, just like at a crime scene.

There's no doubt that both sides are propagandizing the hell out of this situation, but one side is directly responsible for causing the fiasco in the first place. And as hard as you may try, ignoring that fact doesn't simply make it go away.

ZerOhead's picture


Everyone agrees one side is just itching for a fight. But is the instigator Russia or the USA?

Boris Alatovkrap's picture

Lazy of Amerika is measure by chassis sag of Walmart scooter.

ZerOhead's picture

That's if they are interested in what's going on at all which they have proven time and time again they aren't.

I feel sorry for Edward Snowden when he finally puts 2 + 2 together and figures out his sacrifice was probably all for naught.

These are pleasure seeking creatures in need of stimulation and entertainment that requires no critical thought processes or effort at all. Period. Worthless consumers of endless crap.

Do you really want to put your ass on the line for these cattle?

813kml's picture

Most Americans will be no great loss to humanity.  The obese still haven't made the connection that it's the shit they stuff in their mouth that makes them fat, you can't expect them to attempt to understand world politics.

1100-TACTICAL-12's picture

Willfully ignorant you nailed it bro.... +1000

socalbeach's picture

There was, and probably still is, a multiple choice test by the Mathematical Association of America.  If there were 5 possible answers, they would add the number of correct answers, and subtract off 1/4 of the wrong answers.  So if you guessed randomly you would end up with a score of zero, on average. In other words, there was no benefit to guessing if you couldn't eliminate at least one of the choices.  Apparently the test was difficult, and some people ended up with negative scores.

If there were a way to take take everything some of those Yahoo posters think is true that is, and subtract off what they think is true but is false, I'm not sure many of them would end up with a positive number.

smlbizman's picture

is anyone else having the problem were the sound keeps coming back on....

NotApplicable's picture

What sound?

Flashblock is your friend.

GrinandBearit's picture

Too good for him.  Use a 50 cal... get the job done right.

McMolotov's picture

Now the question is whether Barry will admit what everyone knows to be true: that we orchestrated a coup and have mercenaries operating in a foreign country halfway around the world.

ZerOhead's picture

$5 billion says he won't...

Husk-Erzulie's picture

InterTubez rumor has it that around 20 mercs were captured.  Who knows... there is this vid though.

If it's fake, it's pretty damn creative.

TaperProof's picture

Typical, speaking lots of words, saying nothing.

RafterManFMJ's picture

Do as I do; get a bottle of Jack, turn the volume down and put either that circus big top theme or the Benny Hill Show theme on repeat.

Every time he makes a calculated, obviously false hand movement take a pull from the bottle. You might need 2 bottles.

drendebe10's picture

....more  endless false gumflapping lapped up by the sheeple from the arrogant narcissistic lying illegal alien indonesian kenyan muslim sociopathic fudge packer in chief only interested in its grand imperial golf life style.... 

fonzannoon's picture

"Let me be clear, i'm cool with a 3rd term, so let's just go ahead right now and make it official"

813kml's picture

"I just want to assure the American public that radiation sickness will be covered under the Affordable Care Act, after you meet your $1,000,000 deductible."

El Vaquero's picture

What a fucking liar.

ReallySparky's picture

What's with the Purple Tie?  Putin would never own one.