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Wave To The Webcam Caption Contest
For an administration run by a "straight to TV" teleprompter, it is only fitting that the inspiration for reaching out to the unemployed masses should come straight from the Oscars. No Samsung's media stunt this time, just America's figurehead leaders kindly requesting everyone to please wave to the NSA-controlled webcam: after all they are on the other end, and smiling.
Pals. pic.twitter.com/yt5MjtLYPi
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) April 17, 2014
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Dumb and Dumber
Welcome to gay bi-racial chat roulette!
"Ghost Rings"
The happy couple is about to have a threesome with Reggie! ;-)
Looney
Dumbbell and Dumbbama ;-)
Looney
Do they use each other's dentures?;-)
Looney
Fear And Loathing in DC -- the sequel.
I do not recognize those dudes.
Is that the car wash guy and his boss?
Plugs and drugs.
"We're eating serf in the back of this limo!"
LOOK! It's Tweedlebum and Tweedledumb!
Congratulations, you've won!
What a couple of clowns. Can anybody imagine JFK and LBJ out on the white house lawn having a hula hoop contest? Or Carter playing around all day with a CB radio? Whatever "new trend" is underway these idiots find time for it. At least it's a few seconds not spent f**king things up.
#jackingeachotheroff
I'm just fucking speechless. I don't have the words. Hubris and narcissistic just don't begin to describe this shit.
ROPE 2016
Butthead: Beavis, hold this while I straighten my tie.
Beavis: Heh heh...hole this.
Beavis/Butthead: Heh! Heh heh!!
Rusty Shorts: Bumper Stickers? T-Shirts? WB7 for the graphics?
You might as well elected a teenager.
Just goes to show you what kind of high caliber individual the American voter is.
Secession is the only future for members of this kafkaesque reality teevee game of thrones republik.
Where´s Tweedlebaum?
How about a private show, baby?
Limo gloryhole facials.
Cruis'in in Da Choom-wagon.
Motombo and dick in the ass!
sixsigma wins.
Pass the briefcase.
Driving Ms. Daisy
Take the picture! Yeah take it! Yeah! Yeah! Fire! Fire! Fiiiiiire!
Shut up Biden before I have to kick your ass again!
the hall of mirrors
What a couple of fun guys. Later they're gonna make cupcakes.
And do each others' hair and nails. This is the kind of behavior one would expect from junior high girls.
The rest of the world simultaneously laughs and cries at the fact that we have such stupendous morons "in charge" and that they have nuclear weapons at their disposal.
The 'face of a killer' in the John Wayne Gacy tradition.
.. this ad brought to you by the American Association of Veneer Dentristry ( AA -VD )
Yeah I was gettin' ready to write something about those chompers.
"The rest of the world simultaneously laughs and cries at the fact that we have such stupendous morons "in charge"
Nothing will change until a majority of the USA understands the punchline to the joke. Sadly, I had a conversation today with an otherwise intelligent man who is still gulping the Hope and Change Kool Aid.
As much as the polls show his popularity plummeting, I'd give odds that if the Constitution didn't prohibit a 3rd term he'd win one against whomever the (R)'s (and every other party) puts up for the vote. That is the saddest joke of all. I'd consider taking even odds that Moochelle would also win if she ran.
* that assumes of course that elections are honest
OK.. they are MORONS, but they are OUR morons.
That's right. The "sane majority" is actually a euphemism for herdable serfs.
Like I was saying, secession is the only response to the man children who have taken over the Union.
They just read their government pension projections.
Wait til they figure out those pensions get paid in paper.
Smilin Jackasses
yes.. maybe WB has a great opportunity to PS donkeys here.
..midterm campaign ad
Their tongues lie. Their faces do not.
The guy on the right's son just announced he is running for governor of
Delaware in 2016.
Putin's worst nightmare
Yes, they're truly the modern version of Washington and Adams.
Someone please let me out of this clown car.
The Twisted Sisters.
Don't you mean "Putin's Dream Team"?
ol' Vlad has just got to be laughing his Nair bottle off of the bathroom sink right about now.
Quaking in his boots, Vlad surely is. I wish these two hollow men put together were half the man Putin is (and I'm not implying Vlad is an admirable character).
Oh, fer’ sure the V-man has a few sordid elements in his past, but I cannot help but think that we know more about him than a certain person of Kenyan/Indonesian/Chicagoan/Kansan/Hawaiian descent.
'quitago' sez;
Putin's worst nightmare
Um...
Shit!
Come the-fuck on! REALLY?
Surely you can't be serious!
I AM serious, and I'm calling YOU Shirley!
Bite-me and Obongo cruise around taking teenage girlie selfie pics in a car that I AM FORCED TO PAY FOR, like whoring little bitches trying to sucker the boys in to getting them pregnant on Prom night, and YOU say "PUTIN'S WORST NIGHTMARE"?
GTFOOH!
(I must have missed that 'sarc' tag in your post)
When a strong leader with class enters the whitehouse people will look back at things like this and see how ridiculous they are.
"When a strong leader with class enters the whitehouse people will look back at things like this and see how ridiculous they are"
ROFLMAO. Good one :P Oh, wait, you were serious? I think you overestimate both the American public and electorate.
"No one in this world, so far as I know - and I have searched the record for years, and employed agents to help me - has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people."
HL Mencken
+1..AK
"Before" picture.
Looking forward to the "After" picture.
An orgy of self-love. Seriously, has the USA ever been led by a more narcisistic administration - starting at the top?
"Arrogant pompous assholes" is a description that has applied to many previous P's and VP's, and to this one as well, but this one's 'narcisistic' label has no peer.
Are they mocking us? Something seems very disconcerting about that selfie
Driving Miss Daisy
Bad and Worst
MMlooking4M
Hey joey I told that big bear man I would have more flexibility after the election. And you see It's come to fruition, sorta like me wapping you in the back of the head with my lil man junk while we snap a selfie....bitch!
"Joe, is that Hawaiian Tropic in your hand? I love the reverse backhand jack"
Douche & Doucher
Hang them all!
Hang em High
"Hang them all" Let God sort them out.
Ass & Hole
donkey teeth
Top and Bottom
+1, except history probably will record these two as 'Hole & Ass,' considering Barry's Chicago past.
Obomber looks like a donkey.
Ass + Clown
My false teeth look better then yours do !
That is by far the butt ugliest "vanilla chocolate sundae" I've ever had to look at!
President Remus looks like an Uncle Tom version of Mr. Ed!
Is this what they mean by being grin fucked?
Ree & Tard
The Dumb Brothers!! DumbAss and DumbFuck!!
The Jerky Boys Re-Union Tour
president of what?
Classic Snake Plissken line!
And now you know why Russia has a hard time taking the US seriously. Frick and Frack!
Cuddles the Monkey and Orville the Duck
Fuck & Head
The only one missing from the picture is Moe....
Reggie or is he there?
Wee what do you know?...
A Scalia with a potential conflict of interest that looks like a mild case of a conscience from the bench!!!
This is only the second time he's done something like this. The first time was '93 when he talked about the powers of the Grand Jury, now this...
I'm sure I'm giving him way too much credit. After all it's tax season even for Supreme Court Judges
http://xrepublic.tv/node/8457
Where are the guys on and around the grassy knoll ... You know, papa Bush's friends ?
Pals backward = Slap
Seems apt
Nero's descendants. #selfies while New Rome burns.
the vaseline on my gums keeps me smiling
Desperate Housewives.
It's so ridiculous it almost makes you want to be embarrased for them. I mean, this is photoshopped joke right? Banzai?
Obama calls it the Reggie cam.
Lying through their teeth makes it really shiny.
I've never been so ashamed to be an American!
I noted that Biden has a lazy eye. Mrs. Cog said "Only when he's stoned". LOL
[vomit]
Big Brothers smiling at their subjects
We're watching you!!
TWO Jerkoffs!
Frank and Beans
You win.
rotflmao
In those immortal words, "for the first time in my adult life, I am really 'embarrased' for my country"
M. Obama -- For the first time in my adult life, I am really proud of my country"
Harold and Kumar go to White House.
Welcome to the American Dental Association convention.
#GovernmentalDentalPlan (you don't qualify)
"When do we tell them we are communists?
"Hey, bathHouse and Joke...are those ObungaCare numbers the truth???"
(SNAP)
Give me a green arrow if you are actually rootin' for Putin! I am! These clowns need some serious schooling in decorum. Never before have I seen such buffoonery.
My impression is that it's only the Putin-loyal spooks of all nationalities and (or is that "including") you that root for him around here.
Cash Cab for dictators
Two ass-worshipping rim jobbers
"Traitors"
Get back to work fuckers! Millions of goverment employees and welfare recipuents are counting on it.
Ren and Stimpy Joy Joy Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0V4TZAyd8I&sns=em
"If only Reggie could be here with us."
Two douchebag scum sucking cunts
hows bout cheese and dick...
That would be the previous administration.
yea ur rite... its dick and smoker
Junior High Tools. Nice Teeth Biden....right side yellow tint, and left side dirty white. And where did you get that one Beaver Tooth in the front.
Terrence and Philip!!!!
Fuck you, buddy!
I'm not your buddy, friend.
Playin' grab-ass and dickin' with the nuclear football LAUNCH codes.
Those aren't two pillows!
They really have the smiles of crooked politicians
Welcome to magic mirror time .. from the Romper Room
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td1KAgrYUGA
Buffoons. Drunk with their power and money.
I mean drunk with our power and our money.
You have got to be friggin kidding me! What a disgrace this country, or should I say government has become! Seriously, who the hell buys this shit! I think I am going insane!
Dictator Dicktaster and Dickhead
Say now...What's that bright light in the rear window?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdytOGnUFoI
Spanky and Alfalfa
"Jackass:Bathhouse"
"We should visit Colorado more often."
I have to say, it is stupid shit like this that solidifies my belief that this whole shit show is planned! We are on the brink of WW3 and these two retards are taking selfies! Fuck that, Fuck that shit!
It is past time for the tree of liberty to get it's watering! Have to decide either to go galt or join the oathkeepers.
Peace out bitcheZ! an "official" looking vehicle just pulled up.
the longer this drags on the more they look alike
Chooms, that was good shit.
Yeah, let's give Reggie a call............
And this is Favorited by 8k+.... it over folks.
Fucktard and Pussylips.
For any who doubt it's rigged
We're not in charge. Wait... wot?
Douche-a-rama
Would you buy a used car frome these, ahem, gentlemen?
un...f...ing...believable, JHC..WB7 awaiting your bazoom
Narcissistic faggotry
Hey! America got what it voted for (TWICE!), and what it deserves - the Rachel Ray skin winner and the 1st runner-up.
I just hope we don't start seeing crotch shots and Britney Spears-esq crotch updates - I think I'm going to be sick. If their 'stuff' does get on camera, I hope they only play it on the all-queer Vatican Hierarchy channel. You have to subscribe to get that channel - subscribe to sickening perversion and outrageous hypocrisy, that is.
But, as the Pontisex Maximus recently pont-deficated, "who am I to judge?"
bonds
bonds
war bonds
free butt plugs
when you buy your war bonds.
BALLIN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2JfY-nVaqg
Hey, Joe, that's my whole fist.
Liberal Little Rascals -2010| starring your favorite characters, as foretold.
Ever wonder what a collective IQ of 12 looks like?