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Have No Fear, Joe Biden Is Here (Or Rather, In Kiev)
John Kerry (and more secretly, John Brennan) came, saw, and failed miserably, and repeatedly, to "de-escalate" (or, re-escalate in the case of the CIA visit) the Ukraine situation. So the time has come to bring out the bug gun. Sure enough, heeeeere's Joe, as he arrived in Ukraine. And now sit back and watch as world peace breaks out in 5.... 4.... 3....
Joe #Biden lands in #Kyiv, #Ukraine. What will he bring to the table as #RussiaInvadesUkraine? #UkraineInvasion pic.twitter.com/CYXal0uT9J
— Ukrainian Updates (@Ukroblogger) April 21, 2014
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Where the fuck am I? This is not West Palm beach!!!!!!
Your name is Dzho Biden, you have it under control.
I hope he brought his donkey dentures with him ;-)
Looney
another chicken in kiev
He looks like proto CIA... 50 years ago.
Think 'Operation 40'.
Joe Biden - Lifetime Council on Foreign Relations member. Installed as Obama's running mate by those who think they wield true power. Beneath the goofy Uncle Joe exterior is a sinister puppet who would not only sell his soul to his masters, but he would send it COD.
Come on Joe where is your BLACK MASK
I guess security in Maidan must be better than the last time Biden was in there wearing a black mask with Brenner while Nuland was giving cookies, now he can just sport some shades.
"Where the fuck am I? This is not West Palm beach!!!!!!"
Lies, damn Lies! The real Uncle Joe would be asking why the local girls are all using Valley Speak right about now.
O.K., Ukraine, here's the deal:
We'll pay your gas bill if you just KEEP the motherfucker.
It doesn't matter why. Slash his airplane tires; arrest him for being stupid in public; ANYTHING, but DON't let him LEAVE!
Oh.
We already paid your gas bill? SHIT...
You mean he is not as stupid as he appears? Who coulda guessed?
This might actually work. Everybody will be exhausted from laughing at him.
nice...I was gonna say, tough to aim and fire when you're laughing your ass off!
Lookout world, here comes the Chicken Hawk, on his Chicken Run.
Chicken Hawk ? More like Chicken Kiev.
And did he bring his shot gun??
He only needs to fire two shots out the window and the bad guys will go away!
Nah... he's already discharged it into the pilot's face? ;-)
Looney
Why didn't he save taxpayer money and hitch a ride with top spook Brennan earlier this month? Oops, that didn't happen, shhhhhh.
Biden is there...just like Nuland said he would be...to meet with the US' favored neo-Nazis.
/When a meeting with Biden is your 'prize' you are truly a suck-wad player in a crappy nation.
//Slightly better than backing over your dog in the driveway, but not much.
Which will leave the admitted Zionist in quite the quandry
Next try Jesse Jackson and after that try Dennis Rodman. Then, if all else fails, send Mickey Mouse.
He said "save taxpayer money". Hah!
If they didn't spend(waste) it, they would have a hard time asking for (stealing) more.
Looks more like "Joey Bag of Dumbass".
+1 for the moes burrito
speaking of which, its moe monday, and that means a homewrecker and drink for 7 fitty! now I'm hungry and dont feel like making eggs.
anyone know who he wavin at?
...Biden is dumb enough to set himself up as the "Archduke Ferdinand" black swan event.
Wooderson says, "Alright, alright, alright".
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35p2kl
I think you have something there... I always watch this guy through my face palm, wondering how he is where he is. But now it all makes sense.
i hadnt even thought of that, but yes, it does make perfect sense. i fucking hope not. if ANYTHING happens, even if it is obviously the US sponsored neo nazis, there will be a scramble to link it to pro-russian types, maybe even to putin himself, as if putin would actually do something that stupid. Just like everytime there is some kind of mass shooting, there is a scramble by the media to try to link this person to the tea party or paint them as some kind of 'right wing extremist'
I hope he brought his shotgun. He can fire it up in the air from his balcony 3 times if he gets into trouble.
you have probably seen this, but heres some women testing joes theory of self defense...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj-WcafGjbM
Saddam Hussein used to walk around with a shotgun.
In a way, 9/11 raised the bar on "black swans". Though Biden's Archduke Ferdinand moment might do it.
My thoughts exactly. This whole mess has had the stench of the hubris and arrogance of 1914 on it. It would appear both sides are eager to move this forward into war. Both the "leaflet" incident and yesterday's shoot out have failed to create the necessary "hot" incident. So let's bring in idiot Joe. If there is anyone who personifies that perfect combination of21st century hubris and arrogance he is it.
Syria was a lot like this as well (continues to be so). I would say it's a lot like Japan and the US's attempts to bait them into conflict in the build up to Pearl Harbor. It would seem that we are doing everything we can to bait russia. A little hybrid approach between WWI and WWII would make sense.
"All of you slaughtered Ukrainians made it worth the trip!"
Biden wouldn't set himself up as Archduke Ferdinand, but he is dumb enough to let Hitlary set him up as Vince Foster.
Is kim k. near?
In the news tomorrow - great quantities of oil and gas (shale) has been discovered in Ukraine. Monsanto is also interested in Europes largest granary. Senator McCains office has just announced that he has departed to Ukraine for yet another fact finding mission.
Joe thinks he's campainging for votes in Kansas.
Joe Biden is throwing a monkey wrench into Jay Carney's massive RSX short.
Who the fuck welcomed him to warrent such a cheesy smile?
The fuckin clown has arrived, let the party begin!
He really is a clown. Just look at the photo... as if he's some sort of rock star or something. Waiving and smiling like he has a group of adoring fans beneath him. He's forking entering a war zone.
What, no selfie for Joe?
It's called "the Dan Quale". Since Quale always did this at every airport just in case there was a camera around. (We used to watch him do it when he came to ski Vail, the refueling techs noticed it ... there's never anybody from the press there.)
joe and hillary should team up for 2016, think of the possibilities!
http://www.ready4hillary.com/
Joe with his shotgun, laying in the grass in some park?
if the shoe fits, wear it...
joe eats his, while the throrn`dyke licks his sole
sad, a seventy year old gramma that don't no-shit-- the alias3 alibi queen for lynn forrester de`rothschild?
Somehow this ass in Kiev is bullish?!
vc, it's all bullish now!
Would be a shame if he was terminated...
Like President Ford, this guy always seem to fall in shit.
Step back Putin, this guy will screw things up for the west all by himself...
re:lawofPhysics
“So stupid he couldn't pour Pee out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.”
quote by LBJ on Ford
Biden in Kiev?
Putin can now take a break and not worry about things for a while.
I didn't know Bob Barker was touring
He's there to spay and neuter the pesky Russians.
He set up a game of Plinko for Kiev neo-nazi gov in order to keep the palms greased.
The Showcase Showdown should be explosive.
My guess, he is there to sexually harass the Kiev product models
Oh he of the US has to spend money to save from going bankrupt Biden?
What a thick dunce he is!
obama had a lunch date with oprah he couldnt cancel. which, of course, is immediately after his first 18 of the day.
Nothing will happen, vladimir vladimirowitsch or sergei viktorowitsch lavrow will do everything, that jou 6pack biden is making a bella figura. But they won't tell us the price tag.
Fear and Loathing in Kiev - he looks like he's on a very bad ether binge, f*king lawyer promised he'd have the mescaline there at the tarmac. Bad craziness this.
maybe re-route his plane to Fukishima
OT: screw the banks, and the prison system for that matter
http://www.nationswell.com/housing-homeless-save-city-1-8-million-dollars/
http://www.nationswell.com/one-state-track-become-first-end-homelessness...
Complete Hubris. These Psycopathic Criminals aren't even trying to hide anymore their Criminality.
It's all out in the open for all the world to see.
It's been out in the open for a while but Americans pay no notice. I feel like I'm living in the Twilight Zone sometimes, I end up looking like a crackpot if I attempt to talk to anyone about all this BS. At this point, I'm just waiting for the shooting to start.
ZH will do that to you..... I know.... my friends have... oh that's right, what friends...
Oh looky no plugs.
The psychopath in action. His reaction when the reporter questions his lies about his academic record - textbook.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1j0FS0Z6ho
bug gun [sic] ?
Went to grad school in DE in the late 70's early 80's...ran in to Smokinn Joe a few times...he was quite the sleaze snake-oil salesman then...definitely used car slimey in person...wonder if he has cleaned up a bit.
you just missed running into his wife when she hustled drinks at the Balloon in the early to mid 70's. Man if those walls could talk, but anyway, I know plenty who can.
No shit...really? I was typically in the Stoned Baboon during the late morning....and migrated to the Deer Park after that....but yes...didn't get to DE till late 1978 so I msut have missed some good stuff! Thanx for the info!
Deer Park - god that brings back memories of the early '60s. Many a late night ......
Anyone remember Harry Pack's great bar at Rehoboth Beach?
I still remember the stench when you walked in...the Deer Park...before they ripped it up and cleaned it up...the Old Park had a better atmosphere.
The DP was the bar of choice, especially the townie bar on the left. Loved the DP chilli and RR.
Townie Bar was where it was at...beers + bloody mary's in the morning...GREAT omlets too...and relatively cheap....those were the daze. The neat thing about working with Ultra High Vacuum systems is that most of the time you are "pumping down" which means you have a LOT of free time to spend drinking.
He constantly sips single malt rather than blended these days but other than that he hasn't changed a bit since you ran into him
yes, but he is our Son of a Bitch! thats what you need to deal with former KGB agents ... sleazy, con man ... i just hope Kerry would join him on his effort ... they make a good team!
if only our economy was doing well ... and we did not had any financial problems ...yeah well
What viable solution is available for Joe to plagiarize?
Come on, USA. Either do something effective or get the hell away from this situation. Want to do something that will put a serious hurt on Putin/Russia? Cut them totally off from SWIFT. Don't want to go that far? And military action is (hopefully) out of the question too? Then blow it off and focus on securing our borders. I'm a lot more afraid of millions of illegal immigrants than I am of Ivan running roughshod in east Ukraine.
Cutting Russia off from SWIFT will only result in the BRIICS forming their own "SWIFT" equivalent.
The earth is coming to the end of the "debt is money" system, period.
(It can't handle any more debt/paper promises)
The first country/society to adopt a commodity/technology/energy-backed monetary system will lead from here.
Tick tock motherfuckers.
"It can't handle any more debt/paper promises"
common you cant be serious, this phrase has been used since the 70s and everything seems to be working just fine ...
To RichSOB - you are correct to be afraid of illegal immigrants ... thats a perfect avenue for terrorist to come into this country ... yes, secure the borders!
What was the debt/GDP in the 70's? We still had a tremendous amount of untapped energy resources in the 70's. What were interest rates in the 70's? Go ahead raise those rates now fucker...
The bottom line is that America had plenty of room for more debt in the 70's
Please, this is not the 70's.
Full faith and credit bitchez (as in no more faith, means no more credit motherfucker).
you dont need to get personal ... all i am saying is that there is not a certain number which cannot be breached ... it is all speculation, it will be a number when the switch will be turned off ... otherwise all is business as usual ... at least thats my view
"all i am saying is that there is not a certain number which cannot be breached ..."
You are correct, and that number was breached many years ago. That's the real problem for america.
Be optimistic in your daily routine/bussiness, but prepare yourself and your family, as useless paper-pushing psycopaths have been at war with you for quite some time now. can't pay your taxes? you will be sent to a FEMA camp in the near future. taxes and real costs are about to jump significantly, they have to in order for the oligarchs in the west to maintain control (bread and circuses).
thats a very pessimistic view of the future ... i am certain, you hope you are wrong on your predictions!
7+ billion and growing.
That which cannot be sustained, won't be, regardless of we "think" or "believe".
That is a very realistic view of the future, and the future is almost here. The US is escalating Ukraine with such vigor because it is desperate, I would look for things to go hot very soon.
With all due respect, you don't understand SWIFT. You don't just create an alternative "SWIFT" out of thin air unless you are intending it to be only used within the BRICS orbit. The world's money centers would reject an alternative to SWIFT. Do you not understand that London, New York, Singapore, etc. are the world's money centers? If the Russians were cut off from SWIFT it would be ringing bells from Moscow to Vladivostok. But I don't think our Kenyan president has the cajones to do it. So....let's focus on the illegals. They DO present a clear and present danger to the United States.
With all due respect I don't think you understand what really keeps the actually lights on in "the world's money centers". It sure as hell isn't bullshit paper.
Tell me, who runs Bartertown?
Sorry, but I believe Russia has already cut themselves out of the swift system. They have nuked the US w/o firing a shot.
You could call it a "self inflicted" bandage; inoculation; cure, to the dollar scourge.
They are attempting now to manage "events" created by the US/CIA.
Otherwise, on the road to recovery.
I agree. If they can cull their corruption, just a little bit, and get a bit more organized Russia might be the next superpower, but I won't hold my breath.
I see the world becoming considerable more "local" as no one trusts anybody else right now. 7+ billion and growing is a major problem. There will be no "law and order" until either 1) a new energy technology comes online to support such numbers, or 2) humanity's number are cut back to something the central planners can manage (like 2 billion).
hedge accordingly, because fraud is the status quo on earth.
I think that Russia will be content as the regional power, being a superpower is expensive. The Team America:World Police act by the US was only able to continue through the ability to print limitless amounts of the reserve currency. The US will become an isolated pariah once the dollar collapses and consequently its military has been neutralized.
I have experienced firsthand the damage that the NSA has done to America's trustworthiness in the international IT industry. Fuck you again, NSA. As if it needs repeating...
"Come on, USA. Either do something effective or get the hell away from this situation."
Hey we sent them water filters and sleeping bags, what else do you want from us????
The dishonorable Harry Reid may think Bundy is a domestic terrorist, but Eastern Europe has many people like Gavrilo Princip who started WW I. Do you think Biden will follow Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria's fate as he pops into Kiev to save the day?
great analogy, was thinking the same thing.
Knocking him off won't start shit without a NWO MIC clown running the show. Still need to deal with O'Muslim and he has enough time to appoint a new vice president before they can slip in Bonerhead if they finally try to impeach the grey alien. The fact they are sending them there directly says the comm lines are all tapped or else they'd be doing video/audio conferencing. They must also be paranoid about insiders if they are travelling to Kiev instead of the other way around....
Keep up the pressure.
Probably true but hey it's worth making the effort!
We've had NWO MIC clowns running the show since they took down JFK. Puppets, for the most part, but guys who knew where the real power was and have known better than to cross it. But as I've said since Obama was elected... it's the next guy who should scare us. Things will get bad enough that we beg for him... and we'll get him. I don't know yet who that guy is. That putin-like guy from Indiana seems like a fit. I think I'll know it when I see him in full election mode.
Probably a better chance of him getting shot by the CIA.
Seems a bit disingenuous to wear the shades on arrival. Not sure he is a rock star. To be honest I would feel like a real tool, ok, dick, to hop off the plane on a humanitarian mission with my raybans on.
Joe Dirt to the rescue.
Hotrod - it's a musical allusion - "My future's so bright I gotta wear shades."
Well that settles it, he's perfectly dressed for the occasion.
Joe Bidet pimps for Ray Ban (the real reason for the Ukraine trip):
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/7.2105078.1397670880!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_1200/joe-biden-istagram.jpg?enlarged
If anyone can start a war corn row joe can. "Help us obi joe, you're our only hope"
There is nothing the US can do. Sanctions will only hurt us and Europe more than Russia, cause further escalation and retaliations, and accelerate the demise of the petrodollar.
It's now official: the US is the laughingstock of the world. (sigh)
B!
Anyone doing a breakdown of the costs of these trips versus doing a video conference? I mean really.
Please, no-one with any clout wants to save the earth. This is just more proof that it really is about the oligarhs trying to save themselves and their wealth.
Joe Bidens foreign policy quote:
"I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you." --Joe Biden, citing Theodore Roosevelt's famous quote, "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." (April 26, 2012)
It's big but it's soft.
"Awright, Big Joe's here and I have my double-barrel and ammo."
Shitgum Joe rides into town.
Too bad old Joe's plane can't pull a flight 370. The world would be a better place.
Now, what would I expect to hear from a Russian blog?
You don't say, Joe. Like kicking a fresh turd on a hot day.
Monday humor at it's finest.
bet he cleaned out the free liquor on the plane
...stiffin' the honor bar.
Russia invades Ukraine? Isn't it clear by now who is meddling in Ukraine. High-ranking U.S. officials visiting one after another despite Ukraine half way across the world. Meanwhile, no visits by key Russian officials.
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article38285.htm Don’t Shoot in Eastern Ukraine!
"Uh...it was worth it!"
Poor dumb Joe. That face has sacrificial lamb written all over it. Both sides seem anxious to bring this situation forward into war. Neither the "leaflet" incident or yesterday's shoot out have seemed to work. If there is anyone who in the contemporary world who more personifies the hubris and arrogance of the dying empire of 1914 Austria-Hungary than this ignorant fool I can't imagine who it could be. Will it be up close and personal with a Browning model 1910 or more long distance with a surplus scope mounted SKS? Or maybe something really dramatic for the TV cameras like an IED or an RPG. Nothing inflames irrational passion like a drama shot on endless loop on all the news channels.
The Naked Gun has arrived to sort it all out. No more worries, Frank Drebin is on the case. He will get to the bottom of the glass. I mean case.
If you're a shithead, please raise your hand.....
sending in the VP? if I were Kiev I would be insulted, that is the single most useless empty suit in a government full of them.
if I were them I would send Biden packing and call Obama on his little red phone in the oval office...
"really? so this is how it is, eh? your feeble attempt at humor just now is not funny and nobody here is laughing. when you are ready to have a real meeting please feel free to send the sec. def. or the chairmen of the joint chiefs. another visit by the head of the CIA would be acceptable as well...
hold on....sorry, but I have to go I've got Vladimir Putin on the other line" click.
on the other hand Biden did say he keeps getting all the "shit jobs" so I guess showing Washington's support for and solidarity with a fascist, armed coup imposed junta would be about par for the course.
Joe who? Trust me, I bet no fucker in Ukraine knows who this dufus is. And if they did, he would have the shot kicked out of him.
Now that would be worth watching.
Any chance they'll keep him?
Buffoon Biden is here...
...and with a Russian target on his back, at that! Fancy that!
Latin American "leaders" learned long ago that when domestic policy was a failure and the citizens were restless, great distraction could be had by having an external enemeny like the big bad United States.
Same thing here for our "leaders" except its big bad Russia.
Having this lukewarm IQ visit any country other than Fiji is a national disaster waiting to happen.
Thing is, Joe is such a self-absorbed narcissistic buffoon that he doesn't realize he is considered the national clown.
Rambozo The War Klown Obama
Horse-Face The War Horse KKKerry
Kick-Ass The War Buffoon Biden
Chucko The War Joker Hagel
Easy to ridicule them for their clownishness but they are clowns that deal death and destruction around the world -- recent Obama war crimes include more civilian drone killings in Yemen. All while attention is diverted to the comedy show in Ukraine.
Biden will reveal in one of his Pappy stories that his father was really a Ukranian from Odessa and his real name is Bidenko. We already know about Nuland.
These motherfuckers are so out of touch with the needs of Americans...this jackass should be flying to California or Michigan or any of another handful of states where the economy has gone to hell...but no, this asshold flies to fucking Ukraine...
A visit by Al Gore and Bill Gates should finish off the Ukraine.
VAU(kraine)A ? Biden is an expert on violence right? Russia are bad. Never fear, Joe is here!
Boston Marathon is over. Now is the perfect time.
I don't see World Peace breaking out anytime soon...he was waived by the Knicks back in February.
joe
joe
can you here me
do you love me
joe
joe
your the only one joe
your the only one
no joe
no
not there joe
stop joe
please joe
stop now
stop
no
no
joe
sounds like a night out i had with my first boyfriend, xcept his name wasnt joe, it was warren.
Maybe Biden should call in Corzine to announce a Civil War Holiday! Much like his success with Bank Holiday advice and MF Global.
How ignominous can it get? Biden, the vice skxawng playing useful idiot to the useful idiot in chief. This would be funny if it were some other country on some other planet...like Pandora... Unobtainium is the new gold. Get it while it's hot...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vJC9x5SBKU (do it, it's only 11 seconds long)
;-D
OBTW: When the acron stops spinning, it's time to head for the hills...and "consumer" is a derogatory term. Please don't use it. Tyler, can we have some sigs pleeze,,, ;-)
Joe Biden. Absolute undeniable proof that the inmates are indeed running the asylum.
Hilariously, behind the camera there is absolutely fuckin' no one to wave to!
He brought a new supply of red paint
They keep sending this poor bastard back there.
Has it dawned on him that they will keep sending him back until something bad happens to him?
You have to wonder if the Kenyan owes somebody a shot at the VP slot.
If you like our moron, you can keep our moron.
Interesting article over at David Stockman's blog to the effect that O'Bama is essentially fighting the Democrat Neo-Cons, represented by Hillary and John "Haircut in Search of a Brain" Kerry, that has the virtue of at least explaining all of the foreign policy fits and starts. Seems Baracky and Putin have been kind of chummy for quite a while, to the dismay of the neocons who keep trying to do things like start wars in Syria and the Ukraine, and kill deals that might make sense between the Israelis and the Palestinians. If you subscribe to that theory then Joe, no friend of the Neocons, is working a different angle on behalf of the President.