This Is The 7500 Square Foot Soho Loft That Just Sold For $27 Million

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It may not be a castle, but this $26.58 million penthouse loft in Soho (New York) has become one of the priciest co-ops ever sold in Manhattan below 34th Street. As The Wall Street Journal reports, located in a former manufacturing building at 383 West Broadway, the duplex unit is roughly 7,500 square feet, with four bedrooms, five full bathrooms and one half bath. The deal closed Monday. The buyer is unknown... nope, no bubble here...



The penthouse had been listed for $32 million in November 2013 as a co-exclusive between Leonard Steinberg and Herve Senequier of Douglas Elliman Real Estate and Adam Modlin of the Modlin Group.


Monthly Maintenance/CC a snip at $5,223


According to the listing, the unit has its original cast-iron columns, a wood-burning fireplace, a 1,500-bottle wine cellar, and a media room with custom seating.


Above the stairway, there's a 30-foot-tall bulkhead skylight.


There's a roughly 4,200-square-foot roof terrace with a covered seating area, an outdoor kitchen and an outdoor shower.


All quite ironic really when you consider these two charts...

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Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:30 | 4684625 world_debt_slave
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Great Gatsby anyone?


Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:06 | 4684776 jbvtme
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Wed, 04/23/2014 - 00:29 | 4685486 TruthInSunshine
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OT Flash Hash: Here it comes, bitchez!

News Headline Summary

ECB wants to relax bail-in principle in some cases, according to a report in Handelsblatt

- Cites unidentified EU diplomats on ECB plans.
- ECB officially denies plans.

Print 04:16 - Asian News - Source: Handelsblatt

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:08 | 4684780 monkeyboy
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Nice water tank.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:13 | 4684796 kaiserhoff
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Doubles as a hot tub.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 21:46 | 4685121 TahoeBilly2012
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I will take my Tahoe cabin and my little Reno sugar babies, cheaper by a factor of 1000 and way better time by the looks of it. It really seems like money don't buy shit, just sayin'.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 03:49 | 4685690 DavidC
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I agree wholeheartedly. Whenever Tyler(s) shows articles like this (or the Chinese car the other day) my overriding impression is that money does not buy taste.


Tue, 04/22/2014 - 22:11 | 4685179 icanhasbailout
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Also looks like it would work just fine as a gallows.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 22:23 | 4685203 Mine Is Bigger
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Yes.  The buyer needs to convert part of the roof terrace into a heliport.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:17 | 4684813 Mr Pink
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Pay cash for the place and still pay $5200 monthly fees plus property tax. Great deal , especially with the view of the old water tower

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:29 | 4684856 Handful of Dust
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Which Saudi prince bought it?

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:53 | 4684949 nmewn
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He's from the Keynesian tribe, Ali-Krugmani.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:49 | 4684933 ebworthen
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Wed, 04/23/2014 - 08:05 | 4686001 failure to perform
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Nah, let a meteor hit it and take out most of the city.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 21:44 | 4685112 drendebe10
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Wonder what the homeless are doing ...

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:30 | 4684627 prains
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is it zombie proof?


think not



Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:52 | 4684711 IridiumRebel
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I'm sure he will be fine in an EMP event.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:53 | 4684718 Sabibaby
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adequate water storage at least!

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:54 | 4684720 ACP
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Nope, but I'd bet a bachelor would get plenty of split tail before they get there.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:31 | 4684632 FieldingMellish
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Good thing homelessness is falling in NYC... oh wait.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:37 | 4684660 666
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Is it me? I have absolutely no desire to live in a place like that. Does that makes me un-American?

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:44 | 4684682 DoChenRollingBearing
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No, it makes you smart.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:34 | 4684880 ACP
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Well, if the question was technically, "would you want to live there..."

Hell yeah...

Would I buy a place like that?

Hell no...

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:59 | 4684975 666
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Even if I could afford it, I would not want to call that my home. It ain't me. I prefer practicality without the frills.

I guess I'm just stoopid after all...

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 21:46 | 4685114 NoPantsSpongeBob
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The "frill" in Manhattan real estate is ample square footage, which is anything larger than 200 sq feet.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:50 | 4684705 IridiumRebel
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You're a domestic terriss.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:53 | 4684713 NOTaREALmerican
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Well,  yes and no.    As long as you know your place and get the proper training.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:00 | 4684735 McMolotov
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This post and the obesity article before it show that there's a wide variety of options when one chooses a life of gluttony.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:33 | 4684635 Cognitive Dissonance
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Useless eaters spenders.

<The only thing that trickles down from these transactions is their urine as they piss off the balcony onto the little people.>

Sorry.....was that my out loud voice?

/super snarc sarc

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:38 | 4684663 jusman
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Hi CD,


Less is so much more, when one realises that there is no need to impress anyone!  Happiness comes from within....


Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:33 | 4684636 Xibalba
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looks like a deal

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:28 | 4684852 Cognitive Dissonance
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........with the devil.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:36 | 4684653 kaiserhoff
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Paging HH to show us the county in Texas you can buy for less.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:49 | 4684932 Ness.
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Shit... Chicago is trying to sell lots in the former community organizer's back yard for $1 (A testament to his prior successes LOL).  The new owners of this PH could have purchased practically the entire south and west side of Chicago and developed it for a fraction of the cost.  Current FOID card and CC permit strongly advised.


In a plan approved by the Chicago Plan Commission Thursday, homeowners and nonprofits in Englewood will be able to buy city-owned vacant lots for $1.

In Chicago, the hope is to use more than 5,000 vacant lots for something other than litter.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:45 | 4684676 Being Free
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Don't ever live in a one horse town, unless it's your horse.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:49 | 4684701 NOTaREALmerican
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It's good to be a member of the Elysium Class.   

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:51 | 4684710 covertress
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A guilded cage.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:53 | 4684717 Save_America1st
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I'd rather have a nice and simple log cabin in the mountains, off-grid, with lotsa huntin' and fishin' in my backyard.  Real far away from the zombies.  To each their own I guess. 

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:45 | 4684915 willwork4food
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Nice, but if you're off grid I would have a solar/wind generators going 24/7. Rather expensive.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:57 | 4684729 BoingBoing
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Lemme guess? All-cash overseas buyer looking to park some funds in a buy-to-leave property?

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:57 | 4684733 Papasmurf
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It looks cold, sterile and lifeless like the banksters who live there.   Maybe it looks nicer at night filled with hookers and blow.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 19:59 | 4684739 JuliaS
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It better come with a plank.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 21:27 | 4684798 nakki
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$3500 a square foot!! $27 million doesn't go that far anymore. Entire Empire State Building cost $41 million. 

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:14 | 4684800 order66
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That's Bernanke's.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:18 | 4684817 JamesBond
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purchased with bitcoin no doubt




Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:20 | 4684824 buzzsaw99
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thanks bernanke, that trickle down is really working good

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:31 | 4684869 Bunga Bunga
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No pool?

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 21:31 | 4685081 dhengineer
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That's the water tank elevated above the roof.  Cue the "Petticoat Junction" theme song with three nekkid chicks popping up over the side...

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:40 | 4684899 alien-IQ
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Insanity. Nothing more, nothing less.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 20:41 | 4684905 Berspankme
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I could damn near pay the maint fee

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