Remember... It's Tuesday

Tyler Durden's picture

Presented with no comment...



h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer


It's Tuesday!! 66% chance of green for the Dow in 18 months...


and 73% winning rate in 2014

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Sleepless Knight's picture

Looks like Tuesday is just flippin me off. I hate Tuesdays.

Divided States of America's picture

They should name a fast food joint for traders and bankers called  TFI Tuesdays (Thank Fed Its Tuesdays).

Hippocratic Oaf's picture

Only algos and CNBS cheerleaders work Monday and Fridays.

These crooks only 'work' 3 days a week.

Cdad's picture

LOL!  We are truly at the bottom of the barrel for US equity "catalysts".  Good luck out there, people.  "Market" credibility is clearly a negative integer.  



logicalman's picture

More like the square root of minus one - Imaginary.

yrbmegr's picture

Someone could make money off that.

Bryan's picture

Long AUD/JPY seems to be paying off today for me.

lemarche's picture

FREE MARKETS !!! (lol)



Dr. Engali's picture

We are a few generations past our children by now.

indmotor's picture

as long as My taxes stay low thats all I care about. Screw the future generations, bunch of slaves anyway. Just like the previous generations did to Me!  I will be long retired and no longer a taxpayer before this scam ends

disabledvet's picture

somebody jumped the gun this time and bought on Monday.

"Double secret probation for them!"

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Terrific Tuesday.

From sublime to stupid.

bpj's picture

Well I'll be dipped in shit, some info that seems useful.

Hohum's picture


Y=change in s & p 500

x=level of margin debt

nink's picture

Tuesday will always be in the Black, unless of course we have another Black Tuesday.

Kaiser Sousa's picture

and after a obvious attack on the phony paper prices of Gold and Silver monday morning when Asian markets were closed, now witness the sideways trading of Gold below 1300.00 and Silver below 19.50...

complete fucking farce...

OptionsHedge's picture

The only day when ZH chant of the "sky is falling" mantra goes silent.

pods's picture

Oh, the sky most certainly is falling. The "markets" might be the last to get the memo though.

Think of the "markets" as the band on the Titanic.  Useful tool is all they are.


PlusTic's picture

this fukkin insanity is NEVER going to end!  i can't even watch it anymore, it's too absurd.

q99x2's picture

A Pomo for every Tranny.

lasvegaspersona's picture

This Tuesday thing is so freaking odd. I just wish there was someone around here I could share that laugh with. Everyone else just thinks the market is healthy.

jubber's picture

FTSEMIB up 500 points!

dontgoforit's picture

Durn.  I wished I hadn't sold everything at 16,400. 

indmotor's picture

I say "let the next generation worry about it"

Clowns on Acid's picture

The Fed's algo's are so complicated.... kinda reminds one of the old USSR Bolsheviks announcing their growth rates ... wait a minute they are from the same tribe...

oldmanofthesee's picture

Crap! I forgot! And last week I looked at Tuesday's since the start of the year. S&P had up days (one even) every single Tuesday. I'll be ready next.

Doofus's picture

What could be causing this??