Eye bleach recommended...
‘The problem with Quantitative Easing is that it works in practice but it doesn’t work in theory’, dixit Ben Bernanke.
Nothing “capitalistic” about these monopoly mergers.
Presented with no comment...
It's Tuesday!! 66% chance of green for the Dow in 18 months...
and 73% winning rate in 2014
Looks like Tuesday is just flippin me off. I hate Tuesdays.
They should name a fast food joint for traders and bankers called TFI Tuesdays (Thank Fed Its Tuesdays).
Pump and Dump today...
Only algos and CNBS cheerleaders work Monday and Fridays.
These crooks only 'work' 3 days a week.
LOL! We are truly at the bottom of the barrel for US equity "catalysts". Good luck out there, people. "Market" credibility is clearly a negative integer.
More like the square root of minus one - Imaginary.
Someone could make money off that.
Long AUD/JPY seems to be paying off today for me.
FREE MARKETS !!! (lol)
FREE MONEY !!!
DON T WORRY, YOU (AND YOUR CHILDREN) ARE PAYING FOR IT...
We are a few generations past our children by now.
as long as My taxes stay low thats all I care about. Screw the future generations, bunch of slaves anyway. Just like the previous generations did to Me! I will be long retired and no longer a taxpayer before this scam ends
somebody jumped the gun this time and bought on Monday.
"Double secret probation for them!"
From sublime to stupid.
It is....so freakin' stupid.
Well I'll be dipped in shit, some info that seems useful.
Y=change in s & p 500
x=level of margin debt
Tuesday will always be in the Black, unless of course we have another Black Tuesday.
and after a obvious attack on the phony paper prices of Gold and Silver monday morning when Asian markets were closed, now witness the sideways trading of Gold below 1300.00 and Silver below 19.50...
complete fucking farce...
The only day when ZH chant of the "sky is falling" mantra goes silent.
66% sounds way low
Oh, the sky most certainly is falling. The "markets" might be the last to get the memo though.
Think of the "markets" as the band on the Titanic. Useful tool is all they are.
this fukkin insanity is NEVER going to end! i can't even watch it anymore, it's too absurd.
A Pomo for every Tranny.
This Tuesday thing is so freaking odd. I just wish there was someone around here I could share that laugh with. Everyone else just thinks the market is healthy.
FTSEMIB up 500 points!
Durn. I wished I hadn't sold everything at 16,400.
I say "let the next generation worry about it"
The Fed's algo's are so complicated.... kinda reminds one of the old USSR Bolsheviks announcing their growth rates ... wait a minute they are from the same tribe...
Crap! I forgot! And last week I looked at Tuesday's since the start of the year. S&P had up days (one even) every single Tuesday. I'll be ready next.
What could be causing this??
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