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Remember... It's Tuesday

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h/t @Not_Jim_Cramer

 

It's Tuesday!! 66% chance of green for the Dow in 18 months...

 

and 73% winning rate in 2014

 

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Tue, 04/22/2014 - 09:59 | 4682420 Sleepless Knight
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Looks like Tuesday is just flippin me off. I hate Tuesdays.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:07 | 4682447 Divided States ...
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They should name a fast food joint for traders and bankers called  TFI Tuesdays (Thank Fed Its Tuesdays).

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:15 | 4682471 Headbanger
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Pump and Dump today...

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:30 | 4682512 Hippocratic Oaf
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Only algos and CNBS cheerleaders work Monday and Fridays.

These crooks only 'work' 3 days a week.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 09:59 | 4682421 agstacks
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BTMFT!

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 09:59 | 4682423 Cdad
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LOL!  We are truly at the bottom of the barrel for US equity "catalysts".  Good luck out there, people.  "Market" credibility is clearly a negative integer.  

 

 

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 11:35 | 4682724 logicalman
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More like the square root of minus one - Imaginary.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:01 | 4682430 yrbmegr
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Someone could make money off that.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:17 | 4682476 Bryan
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Long AUD/JPY seems to be paying off today for me.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:02 | 4682434 lemarche
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FREE MARKETS !!! (lol)

FREE MONEY !!!

DON T WORRY, YOU (AND YOUR CHILDREN) ARE PAYING FOR IT...

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:09 | 4682453 Dr. Engali
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We are a few generations past our children by now.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 11:59 | 4682810 indmotor
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as long as My taxes stay low thats all I care about. Screw the future generations, bunch of slaves anyway. Just like the previous generations did to Me!  I will be long retired and no longer a taxpayer before this scam ends

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:05 | 4682441 disabledvet
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somebody jumped the gun this time and bought on Monday.

"Double secret probation for them!"

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:09 | 4682451 Cognitive Dissonance
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Terrific Tuesday.

From sublime to stupid.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:13 | 4682464 Cdad
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It is....so freakin' stupid.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:11 | 4682455 bpj
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Well I'll be dipped in shit, some info that seems useful.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:12 | 4682460 Hohum
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Y=F(x)

Y=change in s & p 500

x=level of margin debt

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:13 | 4682465 nink
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Tuesday will always be in the Black, unless of course we have another Black Tuesday.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:19 | 4682466 Kaiser Sousa
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and after a obvious attack on the phony paper prices of Gold and Silver monday morning when Asian markets were closed, now witness the sideways trading of Gold below 1300.00 and Silver below 19.50...

complete fucking farce...

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:24 | 4682503 OptionsHedge
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The only day when ZH chant of the "sky is falling" mantra goes silent.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:31 | 4682515 El Hosel
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66% sounds way low

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:31 | 4682518 pods
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Oh, the sky most certainly is falling. The "markets" might be the last to get the memo though.

Think of the "markets" as the band on the Titanic.  Useful tool is all they are.

pods

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 10:33 | 4682522 PlusTic
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this fukkin insanity is NEVER going to end!  i can't even watch it anymore, it's too absurd.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 11:05 | 4682618 q99x2
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A Pomo for every Tranny.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 11:06 | 4682621 lasvegaspersona
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This Tuesday thing is so freaking odd. I just wish there was someone around here I could share that laugh with. Everyone else just thinks the market is healthy.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 11:11 | 4682633 jubber
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FTSEMIB up 500 points!

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 11:25 | 4682684 dontgoforit
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Durn.  I wished I hadn't sold everything at 16,400. 

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 11:55 | 4682783 indmotor
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I say "let the next generation worry about it"

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 12:40 | 4682998 Clowns on Acid
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The Fed's algo's are so complicated.... kinda reminds one of the old USSR Bolsheviks announcing their growth rates ... wait a minute they are from the same tribe...

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 14:25 | 4683529 oldmanofthesee
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Crap! I forgot! And last week I looked at Tuesday's since the start of the year. S&P had up days (one even) every single Tuesday. I'll be ready next.

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 15:28 | 4683839 Doofus
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What could be causing this??

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