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What Google Autocomplete Tells Us About America

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Submitted by Simon Black via Sovereign Man blog,

“Why does Obama suck?”

If you’re not sure, ask Google. It seems that millions of Americans already have asked this question, along with:

“Why does the government want to kill us?”, and

“Can the government take your gold?”

These are among the jewels of Google autocomplete– instantly displaying results from the most popular searches.

Try it yourself. The results vary slightly based on geography, but if you type, for example, “Obama is “, I get the following:

obama is Check out what Google autocomplete tells us about America

Not exactly the hope and change he was looking for I suppose.

(Canadians and Brits, don’t feel left out. Google tells us that Stephen Harper is “the anti-christ” and David Cameron is “a lizard”.)

While I’m sure we can all appreciate the humor, the reason these searches show up instantly in Google is because so many people are looking.

For example, when I type “Is America”, Google completes it with the most popular hit– “Is America doomed”…

is america Check out what Google autocomplete tells us about America

Typing in “Why does the government” conjures all sorts of interesting queries, ranging from:

- need to collect taxes?
- want to kill us?
- lie?
- restrict seditious speech?

Or, typing “Why does the Federal Reserve. . . “, Google asks, “still exist?” Good question.

On the topic of the dollar, Google tells us “the dollar is” collapsing, dead, crashing, dying, devalued, not backed by gold, losing value, etc.

The dollar is Check out what Google autocomplete tells us about America

Apparently more and more people are starting to question the value and worth of their currency.

They’re starting to have second thoughts about a system in which we award a tiny banking elite with totalitarian control of the money supply.

And they’re starting to realize that that their government is corrupt, far too powerful, and overrun with liars and thieves.

In fact, for proof, I typed “does homeland s”, and Google completes with:

“Does Homeland Security pay well?” – and -
“Does Homeland Security hire felons?”

does homeland s Check out what Google autocomplete tells us about America

So it seems that convicted felons are looking for highly paid government employment. Perfect.

This is rather fitting given that typing “Will Ob” (not even the full word) returns “Will Obama declare martial law?”

Will Ob Check out what Google autocomplete tells us about America

People are certainly wondering.

Getting to this point of mistrust has taken years of endless warfare. The embarrassing failures of Obamacare. NSA and IRS scandals. Constant stories of police brutality. Higher taxes. Higher consumer prices.

It didn’t happen overnight. But over time, people have lost confidence not only in individual politicians, but in the system itself.

The institution of government is now viewed as the problem, not the solution. And this represents a complete breakdown in the social contract.

From the Romans to the Ottoman Empire to the Venetians, history is full of examples which show that once societies lose confidence in the system, substantial change and turmoil often follows.

I suspect that if Google had been around in the mid-1780s, autocomplete would probably tell us things like “Why does the King Louis” suck? And, “Will France” collapse?

It did. And when the French stormed the Bastille in 1789, they entered a 26-year period of revolution, civil war, hyperinflation, and genocide.

I’m not suggesting that we’re in for exactly the same fate. But we would be foolish to presume that this lost confidence and mistrust is a consequence-free environment.


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Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:33 | 4687130 Diablo
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For shits and giggles go to google and type "Zerohedge is"


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:36 | 4687158 NotApplicable
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LOL indeed. Our little hideout is safe, it appears.

I was disappointed that "low-brow, fringe blog" didn't make the cut.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:44 | 4687191 Say What Again
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I just tried the "Is America" example.

The top answer I received is

"is american idol on tonight"


Enough said.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:46 | 4687203 fonestar
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fonestar always suspected Obama Israel was a gay, muslim communist.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:52 | 4687231 dontgoforit
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'Zerohedge is down.'  is what came up. 

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:59 | 4687253 Zymurguy
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I'm down with that.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:44 | 4687427 Say What Again
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This is a test.

Ignore this post.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:17 | 4687254 DoChenRollingBearing
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gold is

gold is best

gold is money

gold isotopes

gold is a mineral


freegold is city island

freegold is battle islands

what is freegold

dragon island free gold

hunter island free gold


bitcoin is dead

bitcoin is stupid

bitcoin is evil

bitcoin is a joke

bitcoin issues

(Google users hatin' on bitcoin)


Ameru is

[did not autocomplete, ah well...)

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:56 | 4687240 McMolotov
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I just tried "is google," and the top result is "is google making us stupid."

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:02 | 4687505 Wahooo
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Tyler is ...

Gay song
The best
A loser

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 23:06 | 4689156 XitSam
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"is Harry Reid " and one of the suggestions was "is Harry Reid mentally ill"

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:03 | 4687232 BLOTTO
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The masses stop reading after just typing in 'Zerohedge' and getting - ' always wrong', ...'is a joke', etc...and then never bother to go to the site. While the small group of independent thinkers would go to the site to form their own conclusions and do research.


Anyway, this means we are definitely on to something when you get ' always wrong' as an auto complete.


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:14 | 4687300 BLOTTO
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Putin, evil, is a thug, is hitler

Obama a muslim, is gay, is osama, is the anti-christ

Pope Francis awesome, is the anti-christ, is a heretic, is an atheist

Prince William the anti-christ, is ugly, is gay, is indian

Steven Harper is...a criminal, is evil, is a liar, is a dictator

Ron an idiot, is crazy, is the only honest politician, is a freemason

Dalai a fake, is a liar, is evil

Buzz a liar, is a jerk, is crazy alive, is jewish, is informed

Edward a hero, is not a hero, is a traitor, is in Russia

God, love

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:53 | 4687469 Headbanger
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Hillary is too old, sick, a liar, ...

Seems to be working fine to me..

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:34 | 4687387 sleigher
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I guess I wasn;t the only one

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:56 | 4687239 FinalEvent
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You know, subliminal messages work!


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 23:44 | 4689229 IronForge
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I did that and this was on the Query Results...

"Zero Hedge[1] is a batshit insane Austrian economics-based finance blog run by a pseudonymous founder who posts articles under the name "Tyler Durden," after Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club personality.

Tyler claims to be a "believer in a sweeping conspiracy that casts the alumni of Goldman Sachs as a powerful cabal at the helm of U.S. policy, with the Treasury and the Federal Reserve colluding to preserve the status quo." While this is not an entirely unreasonable statement of the problem, his solution actually mirrors the anatagonist in Fight Club in that Tyler wants, per Austrian school ideas, to lead a catastrophic market crash in order to destroy banking institutions and bring back "real" free market capitalism.[2]

The site posts nearly indecipherable analyses of multiple seemingly unrelated subjects to point towards a consistent theme of economic collapse any day now, and has accurately predicted 200 of the last 2 recessions. Tyler seems to repeat The Economic Collapse Blog's idea of posting blog articles many times a day and encouraging people to post it as far and wide as humanly possible. Tyler moves away from the format of long lists to write insanely dense volumes[3] filled with (often contradicting) jargon that makes one wonder if the writers even know what the words actually mean.[4] The site first appeared in early 2009, meaning that (given Tyler's habit of taking a shit on each and every positive data point), anyone listening to him from the beginning missed the entire 2009-2013 rally in the equities market.

The only writer conclusively identified is Dan Ivandjiiski, who conducts public interviews on behalf of Zero Hedge.[5] The blog came online several days after he lost his job at Wexford Capital, a Connecticut-based hedge fund (run by a former Goldman trader).

Zero Hedge is not quite the NaturalNews of economics, but not for want of trying."

Are we seeing a hint of Jealousy over at Rational Wiki?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:33 | 4687141 NotApplicable
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Is Simon going to keep his subscribers when he charges them for this 'valuable' information?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:38 | 4687169 ParkAveFlasher
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Does Simon Black command a llama calvary platoon.

Does Simon Black eat his banana split with fried quinoa.

Does Simon Black carry gold watches in his colon.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:57 | 4687242 prains
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Does Simon Black rule a colony of lesbian alpaca's

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:39 | 4687170 Pladizow
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Does your name apply to all your comments?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:01 | 4687262 y3maxx
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Nicknames of President Obama include...

Hafro, Bobble Head in Chief, Bathhouse Barry

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:50 | 4687451 drendebe10
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...fudge packer in chief....

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:58 | 4687252 taketheredpill
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Come to Canada.  You can party with 18-year-old girls at 24 Sussex (our White House) and if they get sick the healthcare is free!!!



Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:25 | 4687595 BlindMonkey
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Bill Clinton is visiting Ottawa?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:44 | 4687685 irishlink
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While listening to the radio today and the subject matter of property tax and water charges in one of the rainest countries in the world, I thought about the revolutions in the past. When the oppression of the state feels like a bar across ones chest , the state should be worried . Here in little old Ireland. The police force cannot and do not trust the minister for justice. The education minister was booed and megaphoned at the teachers annual conference! Are the masses waking up finally????

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:25 | 4687092 Colonel Klink
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Federal feral government no longer serves the nation, the nation serves IT!

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:26 | 4687104 Oh regional Indian
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Well Colnel, that is why IT is IT...see?

used to be "I AM THAT I AM"


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:35 | 4687150 NoDebt
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Wait... what?  

I thought it was "I am what I am and that's all what I am".  Then you slam down a can of spinach and kick Bluto's ass.

Ah, whatever.  It is what it is.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:23 | 4687093 Oh regional Indian
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No trust left in the system. 

Trust went home, took the ball with him....


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:29 | 4687114 crazzziecanuck
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Just about any institution you can think of can be described as failure.  Full.  Spectrum.  Failure.  The clergy, the business elites, the professional classes, and especially academia, from which all our problems now derive largely from.  So why trust any of it?  It's not as if they are doing anything much to reassure or remedy problems.  All they seem to do is coat things enough so they can glide into a nice retirement or something.

All this crap going on the Ukraine is just another glorious example of how government fails and the media watchdogs fail.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:54 | 4687237 El Vaquero
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A couple of months ago, I was in a large group.  One of the topics of discussion was how poorly run education is these days.  I muttered under my breath "It seems like everything is poorly run these days," and a friend of mine next to me caught that and started chuckling as a result.  He has had some very poor experiences when he has had the government approach him to do some work, and those experiences involved costing him money because some sniveling bureaucrat didn't understand the rules he was operating under. 


This is what happens when we try to preserve the status quo when preserving it does not meet the physical reality of resource constraints.  People resort to fraud and bureaucracy that is actually harmful to get things done.


NWO?  I think not.  It may be what our clownigarchs want, but they aren't competent enough to run that shit.  It'll fall apart.  The question is, what are we going to do when it does?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:10 | 4687292 Oh regional Indian
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For some reason, Penn State students rioting for their JoePa after the Sandusky sex abuse case broke comes to mind...

What a mangled idea of trust....


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:04 | 4687512 seek
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"NWO?  I think not.  It may be what our clownigarchs want, but they aren't competent enough to run that shit.  It'll fall apart.  The question is, what are we going to do when it does?"

Nailed it. Shit's getting crazier because they're failing, not because of their success.

You can see parts of the system breaking everywhere. Small business collapsing, middle class disappearing, government incentivising people not to work, etc. Yesterday I posted in the college cost article my discovery of the Michigan's teacher's pension system having unfunded liabilities increase 300% in five years while cutting schools and raising college tuitions.

At the core of all of this is government promises of money for no work. It depends on its ability to tax those that do work, and that it will have buyers for what it prints to make up the difference, and both of those revenue streams are finite resources that will die well before the promises can be made good.

Anyone who's reading, if you're planning on a check the government promised you arriving 5 years from now, don't count on it showing and/or being worth anything near what it is today. One needs to plan their life around all those promises being broken and a government out to take every last dollar it can from those that have them.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:42 | 4687671 El Vaquero
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How is the NWO going to control me when they don't have the oil based products to send armed thugs out to make me bend to their will?  Global means a lot of transport needs to happen, and oil's getting pricey for that.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 16:08 | 4687789 Max Cynical
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Seek, imagine how much these pensions are underfunded when you adjust the expected rate of return from 8% to 4%?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:40 | 4687173 DontGive
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He went home empty handed. The ball was "donated" for redistribution to the ball-less.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:11 | 4687295 Oh regional Indian
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Funny that is, coming from a poster named DontGive :-)


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:52 | 4687463 Looney
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ORI, you owe me a cup of VERY HOT coffee, my friend - I've just sneezed mine all over the keyboard! ;-)


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:36 | 4687634 El Vaquero
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Speaking of trust, just a few days ago, Albuquerque Police Department shot and killed a THIRD person since March 16.  APD officers are required to have their lapel cams on when on duty, and the cocksucker that shot a 19 year old woman didn't have his on and rumor is, he had a history not turning it on and had a history of being abusive.  If true, at least fire the cocksucker.  He is claiming that she pulled a gun on him, but APD has been caught red handed planting guns after they shot somebody.  (Again, what trust?)  Video from a local business makes it look like she was running into an alley to hide, but thus far, there has been no footage of the actual shooting itself.  Oh, and they're demonizing the hell out of this chick, trying to make it sound like she was an uber-criminal.  In her adult life, she had a few minor criminal charges, including assault, which she pled nolo contendre to, shoplifting, which was dropped and drinking in public.  Fuck up?  Yes.  Uber-criminal?  Hardly. 

If I have an encounter with APD, am I going to have to just start shooting and call it self defense? 




Wed, 04/23/2014 - 20:53 | 4688724 StychoKiller
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You should send a link to that "5 chinese policemen killed by angry mob" article to yer police dept(s).

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:24 | 4687098 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Almost sad... almost.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:27 | 4687103 Chuck Knoblauch
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We're either too lazy to type or too stupid not to favorite the page.

If you can't turn it off, change your search engine.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:28 | 4687107 ebworthen
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"is the u.s. constitution..."


"toilet paper"



"being trampled"

"good, but needs more vitamins"


"Did you mean 'what is the u.s. constitution?' "

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:27 | 4687108 centerline
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The sheeple smell something burning.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:28 | 4687109 Dr. Engali
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True more people are asking questions, but wtf are we doing about it? .... Nothing except bending over and taking it.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:32 | 4687129 NotApplicable
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When so many are completely dependent upon the scam du jour, there's not much to be done.

Well, other than to watch it all collapse in real-time.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:45 | 4687179 NoDebt
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Truth, honesty, hard work, accountability, responsibility for their own actions or anything even remotely resembling a sense of community was lost to most people LONG ago.  Now take away their scam-du-jour (and/or their EBT card) and they don't have much left to lean on.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:26 | 4687357 KickIce
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No, I think we're going to have to wait until the FSA gets screwed over.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:22 | 4687587 El Vaquero
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Wait for the FSA to come unhinged? It'll be a free for all.  FSA rioting and breaking random shit, owners of the random shit shooting back, government dickwads shooting at everybody, other government dickwads saying "fuck this shit" and not lifting a finger to help anybody except for their families.  Chaos. 


Then again, starting something preemptively will cause the FSA to come unhinged. 

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:42 | 4687180 Gaius Frakkin' ...
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Yeah, but I'll take silently questioning cowards over a bunch of warmongers wrapped in false patriotism.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:41 | 4687185 drbill
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They're doing nothing now, but at least they're asking questions.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:03 | 4687268 mc225
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'suckas askin' questions'...

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:49 | 4687216 Tasty Sandwich
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People who worked for decades were promised pensions/SS/Medicare.

Students who borrowed were promised better job prospects.

People don't like to admit that they've been had.

We are all incredibly invested in this system, whether we admit it or not.

While I can intellectually grasp currency collapse and what it means, my mind really cannot grasp what it will be like when there's nothing on the store shelves and no gasoline at the pumps.

I wasn't alive during the 1970s "oil shocks" and my mom doesn't even remember them, so it couldn't have been that badI've never waited in line for gasoline, not even because of weather.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:39 | 4687408 Chief Wonder Bread
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Your mom is correct, I was doing a lot of traveling then throughout the western states and never had a problem filling up my tank.

By the way, Wonder Bread (with 8 essential vitamins & minerals) makes a great sandwich.

Just kidding.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:07 | 4687529 seek
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Action is being taken, but it is personal, not political.

Would anyone have believed 10 years ago that there'd be reality TV programs for survivalists? The trends leak out in interesting ways, beause the official channels have a mandate of denial.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:28 | 4687110 Bill of Rights
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Fraud runs rampant in Census Bureau | New York Post


“I can tell you that waste, falsification and fraud are rampant,” says one of my new sources, who works as a Census supervisor in the Midwest and handles a number of surveys, including those on jobs, health and crime….When this source complained, higher-ups “told me to shut my mouth.”  When that didn’t happen, the source was deprived of work.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:00 | 4687256 doctor10
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there's probably 100 federal agencies just making all sorts of things up on a daily basis. Most could/should be disbanded for lack of adult, Constitutional supervision

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:29 | 4687115 One of We
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Try these lmfao!!!


is mcain

is pelosi

is bernanke

is michelle obama

is boehner

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:40 | 4687181 Miss Expectations
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a man

(for every one)

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:49 | 4687217 ebworthen
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Both mccain and pelosi bring up "insane?"

Bernanke brought up "a jew?"

Michelle O brought up "in Hawaii?"

Boehner brought up "black?"

ROFLMAO!  Thanks.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:08 | 4687288 One of We
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"is mccain dead" was the second on the list lol....

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:37 | 4687400 FrankDrakman
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Is Michelle Obama...

my top four:

.. a man

.. a transvestite

.. pregnant

.. REALLY a man

Sadly, 'a wookie' didn't make the list.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:29 | 4687117 NoDebt
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Oh, come on, Simon.  The internet is infested with the most negative, paranoid porn junkies the human species is capable of producing.

Why don't you try doing an autocomplete search with a more uplifting message.  Like this:

Ben Bernanke is..... "under arrest"

OK, so you won't find that one yet, but I check for it every day, hoping and praying.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:36 | 4687163 _ConanTheLibert...
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evil, a crook, a criminal, an idiot. Isn't that uplifting enough?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:30 | 4687118 Otto Zitte
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Look you obviously inferior humans, just because you can't adapt or at least conform your selfish human needs to The Big Machine doesn't mean the social engineering quotas will be modified to suit your character defects. So what if you all have to die? Suck it up... bitcheZ 

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:30 | 4687119 zeroheckler
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the stock market is...


important because it is   
a joke   
about to crash

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:09 | 4687135 syntaxterror
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Even with "is ob", the first suggestion becomes "is obama gay." Google needs to rewire their algorithms to protect their hero.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:33 | 4687140 sondernauch
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Dismantle the Federal Government NOW! Reagan worshippers, are you with us?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:35 | 4687154 ronron
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top search. obama is gay. hahahahaha.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:45 | 4687200 Chuck Knoblauch
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that's not a question.

it's a fact.


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:57 | 4687243 NoDebt
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They don't call him Bathouse Barry for nothin'.


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:55 | 4687480 drendebe10
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.... aka fudge packer in chief....

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:37 | 4687165 Ness.
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Paul Krugman is...


an idiot



a moron


I'll take all of the above.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:37 | 4687166 Eastwood
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Is the U.S. plutocracy.....coming for my gold

Is the U.S. plutocracy.....running Congress

Is the U.S. plutocracy.....supporting Chelsea C.

Is the U.S. pultocracy.....operating the printing presses

Is the U.S. plutocracy.....paying lower marginal tax rates 

Is the U.S. plutocracy.....bequething billions to perpetuate power

Is the U.S. plutocracy.....

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:40 | 4687178 i_call_you_my_base
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I wonder how many people pose questions in google searches. It's a dumb way to search.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:31 | 4687377 Clycntct
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When your not packin enough to figure out a question the G crutch will help you limp.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:43 | 4687190 Diplodicus Rex
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"is simon black" LMAO

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:44 | 4687192 Rising Sun
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Just in.....head fucking pig Harry Reid will be invading the head office of Google with armed staff from the're not allowed to be critical of Barry without paying more land taxes.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:32 | 4687380 wmbz
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The sooner that lying, thieving piece of shit is on a express elevator to hell the better!

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:44 | 4687193 Creeps
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When I tried I typed this. "is america"  First hit was is american idol on tonight.  Nope Amercia isn't doomed its finished. 

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:45 | 4687196 Bunga Bunga
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Next: Google censor autocomplete. Next: Delete the internet. Next: Burn all books.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:47 | 4687205 Tachyon5321
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Anything negative about Obamatard will be removed quickly by Google.


After all, the NSA is spend billions to update and expand Google Fiber's in-home video surveillance program.




Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:46 | 4687208 Spungo
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Try this. Type Obama followed by a letter. Example: "obama a" and see what it fills. Do that for every letter. Some of them are weird or telling;

Obama between two ferns (top result)
Obama Divorce (top result)
Obama executive order (top result)
Obama gay (top result)
Obama house of cards (second result)
Obama jeans (second result)
Obama kicks door (top result)
Obama phone (top result)
Obama twitter  (top result)
Obama third term 
Obama vacation (top result)


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:47 | 4687211 Disenchanted
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Autocomplete these...bitchez:

Why does Google suck? Why do I no longer use Google as a verb or as a search engine?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:53 | 4687234 irie1029
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I justs did it for Zero he and came back with credible.... try any other blog it is hillarious cnn -credible liberal biased my real concern is why the fuck someone would ask a search engine and not use their own judgement based on observation.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:54 | 4687235 e_u_r_o
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ot: metal stocks rocking even with gold flat

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:54 | 4687236 10mm
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The 4 systems, beast systems.           

1. Education



4. Monetary

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 13:58 | 4687248 _SILENCER
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Future prediction models, based on everyone telling Google and Facebook what's on their minds.

This is one of the greatest sureveillance inventions of the Deep State.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:04 | 4687271 dbTX
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"The institution of government is now viewed as the problem, not the solution..."  Ronald Reagan was presching this in the 1980's 

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:07 | 4687530 sondernauch
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And the government grew much larger anyway.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 19:42 | 4688501 Canuckistan Al
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Yeah, along with "trickle down economics" look at the wealth distribution charts and tell me who's that working out?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:08 | 4687276 cynicalskeptic
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Give them time.   The Ministry of Truth has yet to extend its grasp to FULL control of all media.  

So far we're just seeing MOPE - manangement of perspective economics - where all mainstream financial news is scripted and economic statistics outright lies - Housing has recovered, job growth is increasing, all is well.... blah blah...

We're left with the ILLUSION of two political parties and some sort of 'choice' - for now - but how long that will last is anyone's guess.  They'll try to continue the charade but eventually the sheep will realize they're being shorn - and eventually butchered.

But increasingly ALL news and information seems to be scripted and controlled.  They're attempting to limit access to the web by ending net neutrality - perhaps they'll simply price 'independent' news channels out of existence or block them outright. FOX is on damn near every cable provider but very few foreign news services which are far more informative.  Even BBC on radio is better than what's normally available and AlJazeera has some very good reporting on the US - especially economic news and profiles of the masses that you'll NEVER see on US media.

But just wait.  Give them 15 years and you'll see fully scritoped news and tightly controlled information - something far more complete than Stalin's continual rewrites and retouched photos.   Eventually the only copy of the Constitution you'll be able to find will omit the Bill of Rights, any comments found on government and our leaders will be praise and we'll have everpresent reminders that we've ALWAYS been at war with Eastasia.... uh... 'terrorists'. ...... that's a brilliant one - you'll ALWAYS have 'terrorists' - or potential ones.   Nothing tangible to 'defeat' and the reality is that by 'fighting' terrorism (especially when theres nothing real to fight ) you're GUARANTEED to actually CREATE  real terrorists.   Continually suppress any dissent, treat those that question government ever more harshly and you winnow out the weak and harden the core.  Escalate by detaining and torturing people and you're guaranteed to create opponents willing to give their lives in what (to them) is a righteous fight.    Look at how they're already pushing the 'domestic terrorist' meme - anyone 'obsessed' with the Constitution and their rights.....  Don't you go standing up for your rights and demanding that YOUR representatives adhere to the law of the land..... 

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:14 | 4687308 10PastMidnight
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15 years?????????  hell they'll be lucky if they see 15 weeks before the economic bomb drops.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:08 | 4687285 Bernoulli
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This is what I got:

Obama is a cactus

Obama is gay

Obama israel

Obama is an idiot

This is really hilarious. Thanks ZH for making my day.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:18 | 4687323 naughtius maximus
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Obama is a prick!

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:13 | 4687303 Bernoulli
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Oh oh oh wait, and this is what I got for Yellen:

yellen is an idiot
yellen is a dove
yellen is jewish
yellen is the right choice for the fed

What is google trying to tell me here? yellen is an idiot, a dove, jewish and therefore the right choice for the fed?

How am I supposed to not believe in conspiracy now?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:14 | 4687310 orangedrinkandchips
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Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:15 | 4687314 muleskinner
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If I was a sherpa in Tibet or Nepal, I'd tell those dumb fucking mountain climbers to get fucked.

Fuck Warshington, District of Criminals, too.

Fuck google autocomplete too.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:16 | 4687315 Bernoulli
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federal reserve bank is
federal reserve bank is privately owned
federal reserve bank is evil
federal reserve bank is owned by who
federal reserve bank is central bank of which country


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:17 | 4687321 naughtius maximus
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Google search bubble strikes again

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:24 | 4687330 royal
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The US governement sucks because it's dominated by neocon/leftist Jews.

Anytime Jews get in the drivers seat, they run shit in the ground with their warped social views and tendencies toward authoritarianism.

See South Africa and the (former) Soviet Union for further information.


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:17 | 4687571 TPTB_r_TBTF
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Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:18 | 4687573 kurt
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Click goes a list, somewhere.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:23 | 4687340 Surging Chaos
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Alan Greenspan is...

- a criminal

- an idiot

- evil


Ben Bernanke is...

- evil

- a crook

- a criminal

- Israel


This is fun!

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:32 | 4687382 zipit
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The American public is...

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:40 | 4687353 WarPony
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Googled "ABC Media, LTD is" and first link "Zero Hedge - RationalWiki" stated: 

"The site posts nearly indecipherable analyses of multiple seemingly unrelated subjects to point towards a consistent theme of economic collapse any day now, and has accurately predicted 200 of the last 2 recessions."


"anyone listening to him from the beginning missed the entire 2009-2013 rally in the equities market."

Fight Club Pitchez!


Edit:  This place Rocks!

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:16 | 4687556 TPTB_r_TBTF
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3. Zero Hedge. The mysterious person(s) behind this massive continuous stream of reports and analysis from the loony bin of Wall Street and beyond has a manic edge but accurately reflects the madness of the current situation. Zero Hedge seems to post virtually around the clock, every day. They are relentless and hugely comical, with exactly the right sharply malicious overtones required in these evil times.  


The characters who infest their comment section are some of the worst vermin in trolldom.


James Howard Kunstler


We hold that Badge of Honor!

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 16:12 | 4687808 WarPony
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Tylers are on top of it with their "continuous stream .. from  ... beyond "

Tylers is god

Tylers is god

Tylers is god

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:30 | 4687373 sleigher
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Just sayin, I really like zerohedge

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:30 | 4687376 withglee
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Try "why does bush suck". 21 million returns.

Try "bush greatest president". 42 million returns. First return is satire.

And "why does obama suck". 17 million returns

And "obama greatest president". 148 million returns. First return is satire.

analysis ... meaningless.


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:39 | 4687409 Clycntct
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The Big G says it's not meaningless until you clear your cookies.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:33 | 4687384 Drachma
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Try "michelle obama is"

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:37 | 4687399 Millivanilli
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a wookie?


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:42 | 4687421 Clycntct
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"a species of tall, hairy humanoids"

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:42 | 4687424 Ness.
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Holy fuck that is funny.  Thanks.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:10 | 4687547 ChargingHandle
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There is a youtube video on the subject

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:00 | 4687410 IridiumRebel
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edit: these are not my musings, they are what came up from googling "Zerohedge is". I am a proponent for Zh as seen many times for their alternative view to the utter shit of MSM corporate sponsored news.

  zerohedge is always wrong zerohedge is a joke


zerohedge is down


zerohedge is wrong

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:46 | 4687430 Bemused Observer
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"The institution of government is now viewed as the problem, not the solution. And this represents a complete breakdown in the social contract."

And you're just noticing this now?

Just to put it into perspective, Obama was like 20 years old at the time. It would be another 15 years before he would even elected to the Senate...

This shit started LONG before Obama, but recognizing that would mean soiling the memory of the late "great" Ronnie Ray-gun. The sooner we knock that asshole off his pedestal the better!

(To be fair, I have long believed that Reagan was already suffering the early stages of Alzhiemer's, and that he was being used as a 'front' for the real cabal running things. Sort of like Bush/Cheney...)



Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:53 | 4687464 Rican
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Where is...

"my refund" 


"Bates Motel filmed"

"Chuck Norris"

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:54 | 4687474 Silver Exterior
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#Veritas fail

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 14:57 | 4687488 larry david
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You can't

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:10 | 4687540 Hannibal
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Putin is not getting it,...the neo-con West wants to destroy Russia, at minimum balkanize it.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:12 | 4687554 agstacks
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That was the second result. WTF is that?

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 16:16 | 4687823 IMACOINNUT
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Google it

as a teenager she was miss lube rack at a local servic station

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:14 | 4687560 BiteMeBO
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my penis is

my penis is sore

my penis is itchy

my penis is red and itchy

my penis is bleeding




Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:24 | 4687594 Zoomorph
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Google is probably providing tailored results based on the writer's browsing behavior. Biased bloggers are sure tickled when biased search results appear to validate their biases.

Wed, 04/23/2014 - 15:29 | 4687613 Dewey Cheatum Howe
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And in the attack on social media department. Keep in mind the source.


Crews will produce music videos as often as every week in the exploding Chicago hip hop scene, known as “drill” music. The videos focus on the gritty realities of gang life, and serve as a place to claim drug turf, diss other cliques and threaten enemies. On YouTube or the enormously popular website WorldstarHipHop, the videos can fetch millions of views. Those named and disrespected in the videos then retaliate: sometimes with more videos, sometimes with guns.

'Talking crazy for nothing'

In the recording studio, members of I.L Will’s crew are on their smartphones. If they aren’t in the booth laying down lyrics, they’re posting pictures, sharing YouTube videos and tweeting.

Social media has become a dangerous new weapon in a world that runs on reputation, and where your livelihood is built on respect.

“People just be on there talking crazy for nothing,” says I.L Will.

“Facebook makes them feel like Superman,” a member of the crew chimes in. “Internet gangsters, that’s what we call them.”

People have more bravado on social media to flex their toughness and chew out rivals. And that flexing and chewing out is far more public than it ever was before.

“It’s fueling the violence because if you say something about me, and everyone sees you say something about me, that means you disrespecting me,” explains Shorty Capone, one of the most prolific drill music producers. “And if you disrespecting me, I can’t let you get away with disrespecting me. So you have to retaliate.” 


It is not the platform that is problem..... The platform/soapbox itself is always neutral, it is what people do with it. You know where they are going with this one.


Wed, 04/23/2014 - 17:41 | 4688150 BullyBearish
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Unlawful Sexual Relations

18 The Lord said to Moses, “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the Lord your God.You must not do as they do in Egypt, where you used to live, and you must not do as they do in the land of Canaan, where I am bringing you. Do not follow their practices. You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the Lord your God. Keep my decrees and laws, for the person who obeys them will live by them. I am the Lord.

“‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the Lord.

“‘Do not dishonor your father by having sexual relations with your mother. She is your mother; do not have relations with her.

“‘Do not have sexual relations with your father’s wife; that would dishonor your father.

“‘Do not have sexual relations with your sister, either your father’s daughter or your mother’s daughter, whether she was born in the same home or elsewhere.

10 “‘Do not have sexual relations with your son’s daughter or your daughter’s daughter; that would dishonor you.

11 “‘Do not have sexual relations with the daughter of your father’s wife, born to your father; she is your sister.

12 “‘Do not have sexual relations with your father’s sister; she is your father’s close relative.

13 “‘Do not have sexual relations with your mother’s sister, because she is your mother’s close relative.

14 “‘Do not dishonor your father’s brother by approaching his wife to have sexual relations; she is your aunt.

15 “‘Do not have sexual relations with your daughter-in-law. She is your son’s wife; do not have relations with her.

16 “‘Do not have sexual relations with your brother’s wife; that would dishonor your brother.

17 “‘Do not have sexual relations with both a woman and her daughter. Do not have sexual relations with either her son’s daughter or her daughter’s daughter; they are her close relatives. That is wickedness.

18 “‘Do not take your wife’s sister as a rival wife and have sexual relations with her while your wife is living.

19 “‘Do not approach a woman to have sexual relations during the uncleanness of her monthly period.

20 “‘Do not have sexual relations with your neighbor’s wife and defile yourself with her.

21 “‘Do not give any of your children to be sacrificed to Molek, for you must not profane the name of your God. I am the Lord.

22 “‘Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.

23 “‘Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.

24 “‘Do not defile yourselves in any of these ways, because this is how the nations that I am going to drive out before you became defiled. 25 Even the land was defiled; so I punished it for its sin, and the land vomited out its inhabitants. 26 But you must keep my decrees and my laws. The native-born and the foreigners residing among you must not do any of these detestable things, 27 for all these things were done by the people who lived in the land before you, and the land became defiled. 28 And if you defile the land, it will vomit you out as it vomited out the nations that were before you.

29 “‘Everyone who does any of these detestable things—such persons must be cut off from their people. 30 Keep my requirements and do not follow any of the detestable customs that were practiced before you came and do not defile yourselves with them. I am the Lord your God.’”

Sat, 04/26/2014 - 11:41 | 4698853 Skiprrrdog
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Sat, 04/26/2014 - 15:18 | 4698854 Skiprrrdog
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Nazi Pelosis penis--

  -- beat up Chuck Norris in a fight

  -- is so big they use the foreskin to cover Yankee Stadium when it rains

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