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Meanwhile At The CBOE

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...The HFTs are providing so much liquidity they are literally making it rain. Courtesy of@EltLearn33

 

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Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:10 | 4691197 RacerX
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wow that's a lot of liquidity

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:14 | 4691213 Badabing
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did this have somthing to do with the the loss of control with the PMs.

nice spike we should be pulling the fire alarm more often

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:16 | 4691220 linniepar
Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:17 | 4691225 max2205
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That's piss

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:20 | 4691239 strannick
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They wanted to reign, and got rain

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:21 | 4691255 Troll Magnet
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Oh, SHIT!  That building's gonna collapse any minute!!! 

Oh, nevermind.  There's no fire to pulverize the structure.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 14:12 | 4691635 Looney
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I betcha, someone will find a way to securitize rain water and turn it into the “paper-water”, just like the “paper-gold”.

Moar rain-water profits, bitchez! ;-)

Looney

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 14:13 | 4691658 Four chan
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"nobody ever scanned a computer before"

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 14:29 | 4691763 666
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I had lots of liquidity when my toilet overflowed, too!

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 15:41 | 4692153 Bankstein Swiss...
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you cant eat water

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 17:41 | 4692661 PT
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It'll rust the steel frame.

 

 

An unusual frame that was extra prone to rusting.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:25 | 4691287 Alpo for Granny
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Boy I bet Krugman is hoping the whole goddamned roof falls in.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:10 | 4691202 HedgeAccordingly
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It is a derivative trade bob - – Bill Ackman “SIMPLEST TRADE IS TO `BUY VALEANT STOCK’”

http://hedge.ly/1lGGLsT

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:11 | 4691203 Callz d Ballz
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Skittles

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:11 | 4691205 The man with po...
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Skynet's cum.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:14 | 4691214 Grande Tetons
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Why is the floor so sticky? 

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:13 | 4691208 Rainman
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Since when is Rain a problem ?

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:14 | 4691210 Ban KKiller
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Can't see by the pics but the "water" is yellow. Yellen Yellow actually. 

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:14 | 4691211 Zest
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That's just the tears of bankers who are about to be suicided.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:16 | 4691217 SmilinJoeFizzion
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Thats the 3rd toilet Janet yellen clogged this week

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:16 | 4691219 goBackToSleep
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Ballers on a budget. Get your goggles hoe's it's time for some hft change, copper, silver, ..........Oh wait primarily zinc.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:16 | 4691222 Bárðarbunga
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all that liquidity you'd think someone would be smart enough to bring a few buckets

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 14:08 | 4691615 Cthonic
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too busy taking selfies

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 15:01 | 4691939 ParkAveFlasher
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They have buckets.  The problem is, all of their buckets come with long strings tied to other buckets inextricably tied to them and scattered hodge podge throughout the exchange, themselves tied to other buckets rehypothecated bucket upon bucket.  To pull one bucket would be MASS HYSTERIA. 

If you ever wonder if you're living in a house of cards, give it a good sneeze and see what happens.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:17 | 4691223 Schmuck Raker
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Please God, let there be no life preservers.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:18 | 4691229 TheRideNeverEnds
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Bullish!

 

Buy the drip!

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:21 | 4691257 youngman
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Warren Buffets Tub is overflowing....

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:22 | 4691270 buzzsaw99
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someone gave them an upper decker

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:24 | 4691279 debtor of last ...
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Carney saw the latest gold vault inventory.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:24 | 4691281 youngman
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any South Korean ship captains there right now...watch what they do..if they jump out of the window..follow them

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:25 | 4691285 youngman
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Its just Warren Buffet and Becky Quick playing hide the soap in the tub again

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:27 | 4691298 RougeUnderwriter
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Flash Boys = Flash Flood

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 13:59 | 4691548 Frank N. Beans
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those 2 fellows in blue shirts carrying tri-corders are from the Starship Enterprise.  Their prime directive is not to interfere in the native society they are visiting, but in this case they are having second thoughts.

 

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 15:06 | 4691970 CHX
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Looks like some serious orgasming going on in the VIP lounge on 2nd floor.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 15:16 | 4692021 PennilessPauper
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Good time to bring in the strippers for a golden shower at the snake pit.

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