Meanwhile At The CBOE

Tyler Durden's picture

...The HFTs are providing so much liquidity they are literally making it rain. Courtesy of@EltLearn33

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RacerX's picture

wow that's a lot of liquidity

Badabing's picture

did this have somthing to do with the the loss of control with the PMs.

nice spike we should be pulling the fire alarm more often

strannick's picture

They wanted to reign, and got rain

Troll Magnet's picture

Oh, SHIT!  That building's gonna collapse any minute!!! 

Oh, nevermind.  There's no fire to pulverize the structure.

Looney's picture

I betcha, someone will find a way to securitize rain water and turn it into the “paper-water”, just like the “paper-gold”.

Moar rain-water profits, bitchez! ;-)


Four chan's picture

"nobody ever scanned a computer before"

666's picture

I had lots of liquidity when my toilet overflowed, too!

PT's picture

It'll rust the steel frame.



An unusual frame that was extra prone to rusting.

Alpo for Granny's picture

Boy I bet Krugman is hoping the whole goddamned roof falls in.

HedgeAccordingly's picture

It is a derivative trade bob - – Bill Ackman “SIMPLEST TRADE IS TO `BUY VALEANT STOCK’”

Rainman's picture

Since when is Rain a problem ?

Ban KKiller's picture

Can't see by the pics but the "water" is yellow. Yellen Yellow actually. 

Zest's picture

That's just the tears of bankers who are about to be suicided.

SmilinJoeFizzion's picture

Thats the 3rd toilet Janet yellen clogged this week

goBackToSleep's picture

Ballers on a budget. Get your goggles hoe's it's time for some hft change, copper, silver, ..........Oh wait primarily zinc.

Bárðarbunga's picture

all that liquidity you'd think someone would be smart enough to bring a few buckets

ParkAveFlasher's picture

They have buckets.  The problem is, all of their buckets come with long strings tied to other buckets inextricably tied to them and scattered hodge podge throughout the exchange, themselves tied to other buckets rehypothecated bucket upon bucket.  To pull one bucket would be MASS HYSTERIA. 

If you ever wonder if you're living in a house of cards, give it a good sneeze and see what happens.

Schmuck Raker's picture

Please God, let there be no life preservers.

TheRideNeverEnds's picture



Buy the drip!

youngman's picture

Warren Buffets Tub is overflowing....

buzzsaw99's picture

someone gave them an upper decker

debtor of last resort's picture

Carney saw the latest gold vault inventory.

youngman's picture

any South Korean ship captains there right what they do..if they jump out of the window..follow them

youngman's picture

Its just Warren Buffet and Becky Quick playing hide the soap in the tub again

RougeUnderwriter's picture

Flash Boys = Flash Flood

Frank N. Beans's picture

those 2 fellows in blue shirts carrying tri-corders are from the Starship Enterprise.  Their prime directive is not to interfere in the native society they are visiting, but in this case they are having second thoughts.


CHX's picture

Looks like some serious orgasming going on in the VIP lounge on 2nd floor.

PennilessPauper's picture

Good time to bring in the strippers for a golden shower at the snake pit.