• Knave Dave
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    This past Thursday marked the one-year anniversary of the US stock market’s death when stocks saw their last high. Market bulls have spent a year looking like the walking dead. They’ve...

US/European Equity Indices Are Tumbling As WWIII Trumps Buybacks

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It seems potential WWIII trumps a buyback-driven exuberance in stocks...

US indices losing it... S&P almost unch


As Facebook plunges back into the red...


and Europe is in trouble...


Here's what did it...

The order to use force against civilians has already been given, and if this military machine is not stopped, the amount of casualties will only grow,” Russian Defense Minister Sergey Shoigu said during an official meeting in Moscow.

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Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:44 | 4690285 nuclearsquid
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Looks like we will get an opportunity to BTFD every time one Ukranian soldier bite it.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:45 | 4690292 Headbanger
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That does it...  Off to the gun shop!! 


Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:48 | 4690310 29.5 hours
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Headbanger, if you were an Al Qaeda ally in Syria, you could get a shoulder-fired missile--for free. Gun shops are only for people who lack political connections...



Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:49 | 4690326 JPM Hater001
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Silver and Gold just reversed...

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:16 | 4690337 TruthInSunshine
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Mrs. Debtfire Yellen may have to PUBLICLY, DIRECTLY & OPENLY start buying shares of publicly traded companies if there's any risk of any of the indexes closing .000001% red on the day, despite trillions in monetization by the Puppet Fed already, trllions in corporate buybacks already (yes, trillions; look at the all time high-level of corporate bond/debt issuance - Thanks Bernanke & ZIRP!), 5 years of non-GAAP corporate financial/earnings engineering, 5 years of Mark-to-Unicorn FASB valuations allowed as per CONgressional decree, and despite all the other bag of fraud tricks being used to prop up this joke of a "market."

Just do it, BernYellen...it's inevitable.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:52 | 4690342 shitco.in
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Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:52 | 4690343 Headbanger
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Oh no... Not another caliber to feed!!

But could I get a 30-30 lever action instead?

Winchester or Marlin though?

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:16 | 4690453 Osmium
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Older Winchester would be my vote.  Something in the early 80's before production was sent to Japan.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 11:37 | 4690731 TheRideNeverEnds
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Indeed, just buy the dip.  War is bullish, also no war is bullish.  So either way this goes the market will go higher.  


We are clearly going straight back to new highs, this is free money. 

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:46 | 4690297 Caracalla
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Looks like I will be able to buy some NASDAQ futures on sale this morning!  Thanks Ukraine!  Oh, by the way, this is your opportunity to BTFD for today.  So, BTFD!

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:46 | 4690298 Hindenburg...Oh Man
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Holy free fall batman. I'm watching the NASDAQ emini 100 futures free fall like I've never seen 'em fall. It was up 1.71 percent at the open....down 1.2 percent in 15 mins. This shit was too over the top to make sense w/ the Ukraine thing going down...all based on a 7:1 split. woo-wee. 


Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:49 | 4690327 Hindenburg...Oh Man
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I thought my short ETF position was smoked overnight....apparently not! Nice turnaround. I went from a huge red position to a nice green position in like 15 mins. 1.6 percent off on the e mini in 19 mins. 

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 11:47 | 4690845 flyingpigg
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Shut up, just BTFD!

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:49 | 4690300 gonetogalt
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And gold finally reacts...now up $25

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:47 | 4690307 Super Broccoli
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Janet de-tapering in 3 ... 2 ... 1

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:50 | 4690331 LawsofPhysics
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Take a look at the Fed's balance sheet, show me this "tapering" you speak of!!

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:13 | 4690445 viahj
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do you mean Belgium's balance sheet?

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:47 | 4690308 LawsofPhysics
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WWIII?  Bullshit.  Just the same, I better add to my Halliburton position...

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:47 | 4690309 RaiZH
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And gold is up !

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:54 | 4690349 RaiZH
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Well that was a fun 10 minute ride... 

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:48 | 4690314 Dr. Engali
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"We are on the verge of a global transformation. All we need is the right major crisis and the nations will accept the New World Order."
- David Rockefeller

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:48 | 4690316 e_u_r_o
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look at gold go!

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:49 | 4690320 agent default
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Looks like the earlier smash in PMs was just a move to create breathing space for such an event.  This is so manipulated it is not even funny anymore. 

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:25 | 4690491 Flux
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Whoa, someone actually gets it.

Or some of it, anyway.


Good job.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:49 | 4690325 SmilinJoeFizzion
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time to bust out the red Sharpie Barry-  

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:53 | 4690345 Charles Nelson ...
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more like a red crayola crayon... hopefully he puts his bike helmet on first.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:59 | 4690378 Toolshed
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Thanks for the big laugh Charles. I really needed one.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:51 | 4690334 TruthInSunshine
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Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:52 | 4690340 Sudden Debt
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War should be good for jobs when Europe starts drafting young people....


I wonder when they'll give the signal. First they reserves and after those 500 soldiers are picking up the rusted weapons from the past, they'll draft the kids and start building the new killer weapons....


Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:56 | 4690357 Super Broccoli
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drafting who ? the pile of corpses that just said hello to a nuke ?

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:03 | 4690403 unplugged
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all govts have way to many people to support with social services and not enough money - so they need to get a few million killed off to balance their budgets - what better way than ww3 - that and Fukushima - and perhaps Ebola - etc

cull the heard time

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:13 | 4690444 Sudden Debt
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A few months back, I visited a museum about the STARLINE.

Very nice,it was about migration to the US and how those ships transported the people to Elis Island.

It's kind of a copy of the one in New York.

But there the story was also about the start and the beginning of the liner and how the unemployment in Europe created all those tensions.

Migration was the catalist and once America closed it's doors they had nowhere to go but stay in Europe.

And tensions mounted. The main group of immigrants where the jews, everybody keeps thinking that they where rich bankers but that was not true. It where poor jews from the Ukraine that flooded the streets and actually caused unemployement for the rest of Europe because they worked below minimum wages used back than.

And that got me thinking. Why the sudden open borders policy in 2000?

I believe in preplanned actions. I believe that by opening the borders they already targeted mass unemployment and crisisses.

So now, they want to close all the borders again... and in certain regions tensions will again rise.

Also, you are seeing right wing groups popup in every country.

It's like a perfect copy from the 30's. And that was not like Hollywood showed us.

Hitler didn't suddenly exist and Hitler was a good guy for the Germans. They all profited from it.

A bit like Obama is to the Americans. But if you live in a middle eastern country for example, you look to Obama in a totally different way.


There's no side but surpluss population has been a problem all over history when economies started to fall.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 11:28 | 4690755 unplugged
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" I believe that by opening the borders they already targeted mass unemployment and crisisses."

that, and granting China most-favored nation trading status around the same time then offshoring our industry to them

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:54 | 4690350 Bill of Rights
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New Gold shorts just got smoked



Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:00 | 4690381 unplugged
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and I sincerely hope the (paper, electronic - ie, non-physical) Longs get smoked too - fuck paper

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:02 | 4690393 Bill of Rights
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Long the stuff I can hold in my hand

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:06 | 4690411 unplugged
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that came out like yoda bragging about his big wang - LOL

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:54 | 4690351 slightlyskeptical
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From Facebook report:


Management expects that year-over-year advertising revenue growth rate will decline due to tough comparisons. Total expenses (including cost of revenues but excluding stock-based compensation) are expected to increase approximately 40.0% to 45.0% for 2014. Capital expenditure is likely to be in the range of $2.0 to $2.5 billion for 2014.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 09:58 | 4690373 replaceme
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Is that the right syntax for WW-III Dip?

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:17 | 4690456 NDXTrader
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I really don't see what anyone has against the computers. This has all looked natural as hell this morning [sarc off]

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:22 | 4690479 NoIdea
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This is extrememly bullish. All time highs pencilled in for Friday afternoon

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:23 | 4690483 The worst trader
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Tumbling? Realy? 1000 dow points would be a tumble. 

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 12:06 | 4690930 SheepDog-One
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Even just 'red' could be called a tumble....WTF stawks r all green!

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:31 | 4690500 max2205
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This is a good day to not be in the market

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:36 | 4690534 The worst trader
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Ah much better, just BTFD so happy now. Dow 20,000 here we come.

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 10:50 | 4690598 Itchy and Scratchy
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Let the Pussy Riot begin!

Thu, 04/24/2014 - 12:04 | 4690924 SheepDog-One
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Stuff got a little wobbly and the Fed stepped in with more non-manipulation, same old shit show, different day.

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